Thread 151883023

Abandon all hope all ye who enter here

worst case (and likeliest) scenario is a repeat of the dolphins game where >we win and ruin the tank but the passing offense still looks listless
gotta either pull off a miracle and outtank the most enthusiastic tankers or, if you must win, gotta see signs of life from gabriel, rees and the receivers

>>151883023 (OP)
shit teams

>>151883023 (OP)

Just watched my Buckeyes stump the Boilermakers. To maintain balance I must see the Browns get stumped by the 1-7 Jets.

I think I’d rather watch Baker beat the Pats famalamas

any streams of this fuckfest?

What does it mean to play like a Jet? Fumble the ball and commit a penalty? We know it's not play well.

>>151883023 (OP)
is the scorpion ok?

and there's an insurmountable lead, bustin fields isn't scoring a td on this defense. congrats on winning the tank bowl, jets

Whenever the Browns play against an equally shit team, they somehow win against them.

RETURN WYVERN

I would rank the worst NFL franchises as such:
1: Browns
2: Jets
3: Jaguars

>>151884094
Don't underestimate Bubba Ventrone

A SECOND RETURN HAS HIT CLEVELAND

>>151884280
kekarooni, yeah i shouldn't have. picked the wrong time to go scrub coffee off the stove. i remember colts fans were bummed to lose ventrone and he was even getting head coaching interviews, what an absolute fucking fraud. not an upgrade from priefer in the slightest

>>151884279
so the bengals don't even count?

YES I LOVE YOU SPECIAL TEAMS, WHAT A DAY TO BRING YOUR F- GAME
THE TANK IS STILL ON

How on earth do you let that happen TWICE
ON BACK TO BACK PUNTS
Fire everyone
Fire me
Tear down the fucking stadium already

NOTHING'S HAPPENING

i feel like people who live in minnesota aren't really fully aware of whats happening around them

>>151884615
Honestly, it’s kinda comfy. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Got the Browns losing in very creative ways and a possible snow day on the way. Some things never change.

fields has 10 yards and the jets are leading. I cant watch rn but wtf is happening

>>151885348
Browns are putting the 'special' in 'special teams'

>>151885348
Browns special teams are extra "special"

Dillion throwing the ball at phantoms

There is no way chimpdoo is worse than Gabriel. It’s impossible

>>151883023 (OP)
My Patties bootyblasted both of these shitteams

>>151885857
Even Watson is better

>>151885902
Yeah, but you’re Mexican.

>>151883023 (OP)
If boiling lobsters alive is unethical, is lobster assisted suicide ethical?

Jeudy caught a ball

put his entire fucking life force into that throw, this is comical. pooa and turdy have stronger arms than this dude. qb primate must be manziel-level terrible and uncoachable if this is starting over him

>>151883023 (OP)
KWAB

>slide late
>get flag
the mahomes special

Fields can't see the field.

>>151886203
What an absolute dawg

dogshit throw on 1st down, but that was the most zip i've ever seen gabriel put on the ball

damn good job, i'm surprised bubba's special needs unit managed to pull off a fire drill field goal

That speed was actually impressive

>>151886740
wearing the team colors and everything!
>it's not so bad!

Imagine drafting Jeunty over Chudkins

>>151887779
Imagine drafting either over gadsden

>>151886203
>"...that not a good place to be, he know for sure he gonna die. Then, out of corner of his eye, he see a corncob, he pluck it and eat it, and it was the sweetest tasting corn he ever had."

Oh no! Not G5!

>Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
>I will watch the New York Jets take on the Cleveland Browns

>>151883023 (OP)
Poor dog :(

I would love to see the Jets do some runs up the middle with Breece

jets and browns on a rainy afternoon in east rutherford

*sip* Yep, running it up the gut, that's how to play the game

not my Brownies :( not again

Qb too short to see

OK maybe Stefanski does need to call plays

>mfw bet fields under 16.5 completions
Thanks Vegas!

saints are winning, dolphins are winning, this could be an excellent day for the tankathon. do not pull off some bullshit comeback now
>>151888909
they can rearrange the deck chairs on the titanic however they like, just make sure to deactivate his keycard as soon as the clock hits zeroes in week 18

Whopper whopper whopper

dillon should've converted to slot receiver somewhere along the way

>>151883023 (OP)
>"ah, sweet man made horrors behind my comprehension" said the lobster
>"lol" said the pan "lmao"

>>151889310
He should be converted to working the drivethru at Wendy's

EZ fumble return, Browns win

>>151889341
he's pretty fast and elusive, and his mobility was one of the main reasons oklahoma managed to upset texas in the red river shootout in 2023. but he has all the arm strength of 2021 ben roethlisberger while being unable to see over the line

6/11 54 yards

thank you chiefs for being niggardly about draft picks and not trading for breece hall. >our next franchise qb we'll select before the jets will wear #15 in your honor

woah woah careful now guys

I can't believe i watched this entire game start to finish

retard alert

Clowns will always be the king shitters. Get fucked jets

fuckin' a. what a crucial tank bowl win. could jump all the way to #2 in the order, and kevin and andrew's seats just got even hotter. legit haven't been this happy since the packers game. trust the plan brownsbros, 2026 is shaping up to be so much better. for you too, jetsbros, with all the picks you have. we'll see each other in the afccg in 3-4 years if we play our cards right for a change

Well the Browns are officially the Brownsiest team in the NFL again

>>151890073
It felt like we were a normal NFL team with Stefanski but that is over now.