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Off-season editon

News: no news
Anonymous Australia No.151889437 [Report] >>151890557 >>151891848 >>151891985
news: wildcard round introduced for 2026 finals

top 6 have bye
7 v 10
8 v 9

rest of finals played as normal
Anonymous Australia No.151889514 [Report]
this means that top 8 guaranteed a home ground final if you count the wildcard round as part of the finals
Anonymous Australia No.151890396 [Report]
how dildo's phone will look when the useless cunt is searching for another job after how royally he fucked the footy
Anonymous Australia No.151890557 [Report]
>>151889437
Wrong. I made the thread, there is no news.
I will not let my sport turn into some American slop. So I will not be recognising this 'wildcard' round. If teams choose to participate than they are dead to me
Anonymous Australia No.151891848 [Report]
>>151889437
They added this because they know none of the "big 3" will be in the top 8 for the next couple of years
Anonymous Australia No.151891985 [Report] >>151892240 >>151894738
>>151889437
Don't mind it, too many times the team in ninth or tenth got cucked by an even grimmer team in eighth. Looking at Fred and Carltank in particular
Anonymous Australia No.151892084 [Report]
Good morning alf
Anonymous Australia No.151892223 [Report]
biz idea: cop30 + opening round at the same time
Anonymous Australia No.151892240 [Report] >>151895468
>>151891985
Weren't the bulldogs this year the first team to ever win 14 games and not make the finals? Swans could have easily been in the mix too and only missed because of a bad start to the season.
Wildcard round would have given both an opportunity to be there.
Anonymous Australia No.151892426 [Report]
Prior to 1994 it used to be a top 6.
The ladder has changed multiple times throughout the history of the vfl/afl
Expanding the competition to eventually 20 teams it makes sense to expand the teams competing for finals.
Anonymous Australia No.151892817 [Report] >>151897021
>years of memeing PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT results in the sport becoming more like an American sport
Anonymous Australia No.151893721 [Report] >>151893819
NO ONE likes opening round and the AFL is pushing ahead with that. Why would anyone think the league would listen to what fans want?

Kind of crazy they are sticking to day time grand finals then when they would get more viewers and more money from a night time game
Anonymous Australia No.151893756 [Report] >>151894370
no nonsense general
Anonymous Australia No.151893819 [Report] >>151893936
>>151893721
FUCK existing fans, we want MORE fans
we WANT to fix things that aren't broken to justify our ridiculous paycheques!
Anonymous Australia No.151893820 [Report]
I am quitting watching the AFL. Time to grow up. Time to move on
Anonymous Australia No.151893936 [Report]
>>151893819
Existing fans will watch regardless.

You complain and say you wont, but you will. So more needs to be done to grow the fan base. This is just good business
Anonymous Australia No.151894347 [Report] >>151894370
GayFL
Anonymous Australia No.151894370 [Report]
>>151894347
>>151893756
Anonymous Australia No.151894717 [Report] >>151894751
Cop31 and Gather Round in Adelaide! woo I love the hustle and bustle!
Anonymous Australia No.151894738 [Report]
>>151891985
i really hate the idea but this is actually quite correct, carlton did not deserve to make finals over fred last year since it was only on percentage and neither did freo this year even if the dogs capitulated to anyone in the top 8.
Anonymous Australia No.151894751 [Report] >>151894982
>>151894717
Apparently that cop31 shit is going to put all of Adelaide on lockdown essentially. Not looking forward to it.
Anonymous Australia No.151894982 [Report]
>>151894751
why do you hate the environment?
Anonymous Australia No.151895048 [Report] >>151895275 >>151895311 >>151900183
Love seeing reactionary midwits melt down over a small change to the finals system because "america"
Anonymous Australia No.151895275 [Report]
>>151895048
What did you call me?
Anonymous Australia No.151895311 [Report] >>151895364
>>151895048
i mean it's a stupid idea, if you were too shit to make finals you don't deserve a second chance, why rob a more deserving team of their chance? also regardless of who wins or loses, they'll be more banged up and might have gotten another injury or two. it's going to be even harder to win from 7th-8th, and impossible from 9th-10th. the only reason its being implemented is so advertisers can shill more.
Anonymous Australia No.151895364 [Report] >>151895489
>>151895311
>why rob a more deserving team of their chance?
How are they deserving if they can't beat a team outside the top 8?
Anonymous Australia No.151895468 [Report]
>>151892240
>Weren't the bulldogs this year the first team to ever win 14 games and not make the finals?
Essendon 2013
It's also the first time where 8 teams had 15+ wins, but stats like this don't really mean much yet since they only started playing 23 games per season in 2023.
Bulldogs just weren't able to compete with the big boys this year.
Anonymous Australia No.151895489 [Report] >>151895603
>>151895364
that's why the dogs didn't deserve to make finals this year, because they couldn't beat a top 8 side to save their life. why do they deserve a second chance to make finals? it's a stupid system. and shitters like sydney never deserve to make finals in the first place so why give them a chance to play in from 10th.
Anonymous Australia No.151895603 [Report] >>151896456
>>151895489
>why do they deserve a second chance to make finals?
More revenue and less dead rubber matches. Why do 6th, 7th and 8th "deserve" to make finals but not 9th and 10th? Only one team below 5th has ever won the flag.
Anonymous Australia No.151896456 [Report]
>>151895603
Not him but they 7th and 8th deserve more than 9th and 10th because those teams performed better
Anonymous Australia No.151896535 [Report] >>151899782
Bob Murphy who co-hosts an ABC Melbourne radio show said that the AFL talking about the Men's competition during the AFLW finals series indicates that the AFL doesn't care about the AFLW nor take it seriously
Anonymous Australia No.151896602 [Report] >>151899085 >>151899627 >>151900164
>Jason Horne-Francis has injured himself during the first training session of pre-season for port adelaide, apparently reinjuring the footy he broke which ended his 2025 season
Anonymous Australia No.151896692 [Report] >>151896794 >>151897590 >>151897802 >>151899348
Bummers fans??
Anonymous Australia No.151896794 [Report]
>>151896692
shoulda traded him for 3 first rounders completely retarded to keep him you aren't making the wild card round shoulda started the rebuild
Anonymous Australia No.151896872 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.151896990 [Report] >>151897033 >>151900175
Anonymous Australia No.151897021 [Report]
>>151892817
the afl has been more like an american sport for a lot longer than you realize. what do you think the swans and lions are; they are franchises. not to mention the suns and giants. oh, and the concussion litigation. very popular in the land of the free.

shalom.
Anonymous Australia No.151897033 [Report] >>151897877
>>151896990
I wonder what it looks and smells like
Anonymous Australia No.151897210 [Report] >>151897578
Woke up this morning from the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army, the world had ever seen
Anonymous Australia No.151897578 [Report]
>>151897210
It's a bit odd having the same dream over and over mate.
Do you need some time with a psychiatrist by any chance? Perhaps she could fix you up
Anonymous Australia No.151897590 [Report]
>>151896692
those bongs aren't going to smoke themselves.
Anonymous Australia No.151897802 [Report]
>>151896692
He'll come round to not winning a premiership in his career.
Anonymous Australia No.151897877 [Report] >>151898004
>>151897033
vasoline
you know what I mean
Anonymous Australia No.151897947 [Report]
Feeling tired.
Anonymous Australia No.151898004 [Report]
>>151897877
he died
Anonymous Australia No.151898021 [Report] >>151898052 >>151898057
how are the things on the west coast?
Anonymous Australia No.151898052 [Report]
>>151898021
bit windy today
Anonymous Australia No.151898057 [Report]
>>151898021
Drums in the deep.
Anonymous Australia No.151898105 [Report]
my fetish is using up a cute girls butthole so it becomes loose
Anonymous Australia No.151898131 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.151898182 [Report]
lol just imagine a really good looking girl walking around all day with a loose butthole with nothing but a little gstring not even covering it.
Anonymous Australia No.151898213 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.151898265 [Report] >>151898296 >>151898323
Lost all zest for life.
Anonymous Australia No.151898274 [Report]
onto my 27th booster and feeling grea
Anonymous Australia No.151898296 [Report] >>151898463
>>151898265
>Darcy Cohen-Hunter, one of the Wurrunjerri people who've made a native title claim over all of Melbourne.
fucking LOOK AT THIS CUNT
Anonymous Australia No.151898299 [Report]
Feeling frisky
Anonymous Australia No.151898322 [Report] >>151898338
>Cohen
Anonymous Australia No.151898323 [Report]
>>151898265
Based Zach Merrett
Anonymous Australia No.151898338 [Report] >>151898352
>>151898322
pure cohencidence
Anonymous Australia No.151898352 [Report]
>>151898338
>cohencidence
Anonymous Australia No.151898383 [Report]
just give all the land back to the abos. see what happens. we need to accelerate because this timeline is becoming increasingly gay and fake. its time to see some actual blood and guts on the streets.
Anonymous Australia No.151898407 [Report] >>151898485 >>151899296
that new gay capcha made me stop posting on pol. well done cohen brothers.
Anonymous Australia No.151898463 [Report] >>151898491
>>151898296
would love to see proofs that this guy is aboriginal. at least the schizo on border security looked somewhat abo-jewish, this guy looks waspish.
Anonymous Australia No.151898470 [Report] >>151898485
just saw someone on pol making a valid point about how you can legally kill your own baby with an abortion but its illegal to fuck and kill a baby when its alive. not defending pedos but when you think about it, this world is evil. and yet everyone just smiles and nods along and goes to work and pays taxes.
Anonymous Australia No.151898485 [Report]
>>151898407
>>151898470
blow back to pol you twits.
Anonymous Australia No.151898491 [Report]
>>151898463
well its hard to tell just fom his face alone because if he is part abo, he has two types of subhuman genetics in him; jew and abo. hence the weak jaw and overall ugliness of the creature. i used to give abos some slack about their looks because i thought mary fowler was abo and shes cute but it turns out shes not even abo.
Anonymous Australia No.151898512 [Report] >>151898672
just letting all you lads know that i have a big dick and i know how to use it
Anonymous Australia No.151898594 [Report] >>151898672
shaved my boycunt last night and havent stopped fiddling with it all day :o
Anonymous Australia No.151898672 [Report]
>>151898512
hey yaz
>>151898594
hey paxy
Anonymous Australia No.151898823 [Report]
jeets shit in the streets
and jews are in the sewers

lol
Anonymous Australia No.151898844 [Report] >>151899403
any of you lads have an invite for the nsn discord?
Anonymous Australia No.151898886 [Report] >>151898937
I LOVE BIG BOOBS
hornyguy777 !Eu2md3UDI. Australia No.151898907 [Report]
I LOVE BIG FAKE BOOBIES AND BIG ROUND BUMS AND OLIVE SKIN
Anonymous Australia No.151898937 [Report]
>>151898886
SO true
hornyguy777 !Eu2md3UDI. Australia No.151899013 [Report]
love eating pussy
hornyguy777 !Eu2md3UDI. Australia No.151899029 [Report]
they call me pussyeater
hornyguy777 !Eu2md3UDI. Australia No.151899056 [Report]
they call me sixinchesofheaven
Anonymous Australia No.151899085 [Report]
>>151896602
>apparently reinjuring the footy he broke which ended his 2025 season
are they that short of footys in port adelaide?
Anonymous Australia No.151899117 [Report]
just flushed a stinky oscar piastri lads
hornyguy777 !Eu2md3UDI. Australia No.151899199 [Report]
i love girls with bpd
Anonymous Australia No.151899296 [Report]
>>151898407
>aus/pol blowie is so stupid that he gets filtered by a captcha
Lol typical
Anonymous Australia No.151899348 [Report] >>151899363
>>151896692
Anyone that expected him to return with full enthusiasm, knowing he'll have to give up the captaincy and play at a team he doesn't want to be at, is retarded. He'll just go through the motions this year and if he gets even minor injuries he'll be out forever. They should have taken the deal.
Anonymous Australia No.151899363 [Report] >>151899379
>>151899348
the deal was worthless
why should they take it?

retard
Anonymous Australia No.151899379 [Report] >>151899399
>>151899363
Because your shitstain club needs everything it can get to rebuild and it would provide far more value than Merrett who doesn't want to be there

retard
Anonymous Australia No.151899399 [Report] >>151899448
>>151899379
why didnt hawthorn offer a deal that essendon would accept? its pretty simple lol

they offered shit picks. not essendons fault they went after a contracted player
Anonymous Australia No.151899403 [Report]
>>151898844
come on man
Anonymous Australia No.151899448 [Report] >>151899457
>>151899399
>why didnt hawthorn offer a deal that essendon would accept?
Because their demands were outrageous. Four fucking first rounds and a 2nd round? lol

Have fun with finishing 2nd last and Merrett not bothering to turn up this year and lock in whoever Hawthorn takes with those two first round picks to become stars.
Anonymous Australia No.151899457 [Report] >>151899478
>>151899448
lol okay bud
eternally seething, hawkroach cuck are we?
Anonymous Australia No.151899478 [Report] >>151899525
>>151899457
No but I am a fan of Essendon fucking up. They never stop giving me a show.
Anonymous Australia No.151899496 [Report] >>151899518
tonight's kino
Anonymous Australia No.151899518 [Report]
>>151899496
>"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character"
>Judge them by the content of the character
>Same net result
Anonymous Australia No.151899525 [Report] >>151899539
>>151899478
well you'll forever be seething over merrett not going to hawthorn so i'm glad you enjoyed it.

it was nice to embarrass sam mitchell publicly and hang the hawthorn football club out to dry for the amateur list management team they have.

four first rounders would have been equivalent to a top three pick this year btw, probably read up on how draft picks are valued might help, also might want to look at essendons list spots and compare the two, i dunno? hawthorn obviously dont know either lol. thats why they went after a contracted player again and got denied.

see you tomorrow the next time merrett doesnt attend a non mandatory training and you get whipped into a tizzy by the media like chicken little saying the sky is falling.
Anonymous Australia No.151899539 [Report] >>151899553
>>151899525
>thats why they went after a contracted player again and got denied.
Like Essendon did when they went after a contracted Dunkley but botched the deal because they wouldn't give up an extra 1st rounder which they blew on Hobbs.
lol go fuck yourself, faggot, Your team is fucking dogshit and won't even reach the wildcard round for the next 5 years.
Anonymous Australia No.151899553 [Report] >>151899561
>>151899539
same time tomorrow buddy
try to sit down and monitor your blood pressure while you are at it.
Anonymous Australia No.151899561 [Report] >>151899570
>>151899553
>try to sit down and monitor your blood pressure while you are at it.
nice bigfooty tier burn
Anonymous Australia No.151899570 [Report]
>>151899561
thanks, you too.
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Anonymous Australia No.151899618 [Report] >>151899702 >>151900002
i think the claim is probably bullshit but i hope the abos win the court cast over victoria park in brisbane being native title land and the fuckhead wog piece of shit premier can't knock down the historical gabba so his corrupt wog cunt mates in property development can build shit apartments instead
Anonymous Australia No.151899627 [Report] >>151899790
>>151896602
it's literally already over and 2026 hasn't even begun
Anonymous Australia No.151899702 [Report]
>>151899618
It's an old outdated building would be too hard to renovate it and it's getting to the point it's too costly to maintain. Time to move on, knock the old girl down and build a better stadium somewhere else.
Anonymous Australia No.151899782 [Report]
>>151896535
>the AFL talking about the Men's competition during the AFLW finals series indicates that the AFL doesn't care about the AFLW nor take it seriously
Just like everyone else except gaybc presenters and feminists who don't know one end of a football from the other kek
Now the novelty has passed I doubt most people have more than a passing thought about it. Are they still trying to get paid the same as the men's competition?
Anonymous Australia No.151899790 [Report] >>151899795 >>151899804 >>151899933
>>151899627
Anonymous Australia No.151899795 [Report] >>151899816 >>151899971
>>151899790
so fucken shit

any hot 18-20yo sluts this year?
Anonymous Australia No.151899804 [Report]
>>151899790
i sometimes jack off to the big brother sex scenes from european versions
Anonymous Australia No.151899816 [Report] >>151899855
>>151899795
Anonymous Australia No.151899848 [Report]
i remember watching big brother a few seasons ago and they kept voting out the black/brown/asian people and wokies started complaining

https://www.sbs.com.au/voices/article/big-brother-australia-criticised-after-first-three-evictions-are-people-of-colour/204phtp16

they even brought back one of the evicted black women and then she got booted back out straight away again kek
Anonymous Australia No.151899855 [Report]
>>151899816
>there will be no influencers or f grade celebs in sight
ha, until they get evicted
Anonymous Australia No.151899933 [Report] >>151899999
>>151899790
what has this got to do with my post champ
Anonymous Australia No.151899958 [Report]
Reminder
Anonymous Australia No.151899971 [Report]
>>151899795
it premiered last night.
Anonymous Australia No.151899999 [Report] >>151900019
>>151899933
it's none of your buisness CHAMP.
Anonymous Australia No.151900002 [Report]
>>151899618
be funny if the ioc strips qld of the olympics
this is like the 4th stadium plan they've put forward
Lakeshow !/Rams/Kj7U United States No.151900019 [Report] >>151900029
>>151899999
Wasted digits
Anonymous Australia No.151900023 [Report] >>151900028 >>151900034 >>151900109
When a yank talks about my sport, I listen.
Anonymous Australia No.151900028 [Report]
>>151900023
gee whiz looks a lot like sampi being held
Anonymous Australia No.151900029 [Report]
>>151900019
none of your buiness either tripfag.. now fuck off champ.
Anonymous Australia No.151900034 [Report]
>>151900023
>Holy crap dude! This sport is freaking WILD bro! These guys don't wear any pads!
Anonymous Australia No.151900107 [Report]
I dont have any friends in real life or online so I have no use for discord
Anonymous Australia No.151900109 [Report]
>>151900023
>yankjak
Anonymous Australia No.151900145 [Report]
reminder only piss poor povo clubs sell home games
Anonymous Australia No.151900164 [Report] >>151900187
>>151896602
I have pain in my heel that wont fucking go away after months, foot injuries are so fucked
Anonymous Australia No.151900175 [Report]
>>151896990
Imagine Sam Lalor in those shorts
Anonymous Australia No.151900183 [Report]
>>151895048
>reactionary midwits
my least favourite people in the world.
the type of people who ask "GOOD BURGER?!" while you're still chewing your first bite
Anonymous Australia No.151900187 [Report]
>>151900164
ask matthew egan how his foot is today