Thread 151890376

aint nobody gives a shit so I'll make a thread anyways. fuck you.

Shaping up to be another blowout

>>151890376 (OP)
Thank you for your service OP

#1 rec in the nfl baby

bros what the FUCK are we going to do about climate change

Berds

thanks for the thread

LETS GO

>>151890376 (OP)
Thanks OP

Test

>>151890439
Give up all your money goy-err I mean guy!

NO ONE is stopping the Seahawks now. absolute rape.

AHAHAHAHA OBLITERATED

L
M
A
O

for fucks sake

>>151890439
im going to dump my used car oil into the trash lmao

>>151890376 (OP)
thanks i was scrolling the catalog very confused. go hawks
captcha: 02rkms

It's ogre

>>151890463
You should take a general football knowledge test. You'll fail.

RAPE OF THE AGES

>>151890494
This. As long as they keep playing bad teams back they'll never lose again.

>>151890514
I used to live in a tall apartment with trash shoots, I’d pour oil down the recycling shoot

Blowout for the ages in progress

R A P E
A
P
E

Walker I need you to hang dick pls

what the fuck I cant find a stream anywhere

>>151890635
Nflwebcast

>>151890656
hello I am from Seattle and I appreciate you watching the Hawks

>>151890702
Where's the best place to get donuts at Pike Place?

>>151890656
Hell I am from Seattle and I think you really suck. You don't know shit about the sport and you're not trying to learn. Please become a fan of a different team.

>>151890723
the fuck idk I dont eat donuts. Try Henrys thats where my coworkers go

my gritty underdog berds will sneak back into this game

odds I grab a vermicelli bowl during HT evens I stick to my diet

>>151890754
Fake seattleinian. We stan for dunkin' round here.

>>151890723
There’s a nice little stand that does the small donuts with all kinds of goofy toppings that’s pretty good.

>>151890795
theres no dunkin in WA you fucker

That D + Sammy Darnold + JSN really made me fall in love with the Hawks again

>>151890754
Never stopped by the Daily Dozen? You're missing out.
The plain ones fresh out the oil are fucking godlike.

>>151890795
Voodoo City
Voodoo Team

>>151890795
>dunkin
absolute faggot detected
The only donut chain we bother with is Krispy Kreme and even then we're not glazing them

>>151890723
where they throw the fish there is a place that is making fresh mini donuts. get those

>>151890795

lol except we call ourselves SEATTLEITES

>>151890810
>>151890824
Yeah, this one. Been a while since I had been in the city so couldn’t remember the name of it.

>>151890702
Hello seattle best football city in the whole world

>>151890824
Got about 20-30lbs more to lose, maybe ill stop by when im done

>>151890893
come to seattle bby jirl i receive you and take you on nice fire lookout or alpine lake hike my love

>>151890691
thx anon

>>151890893
Real shit I hear zero people talking about the Seahawks this year when I'm out and about and that's probably for the best, otherwise we jinx em by getting excited again.

lmao when are they going to triple team JSN

I already know this game is over. Does Kyler stay now?

AHAHAHAHA

Based reffies

>>151890923
Yes bb but u must be gentle

>>151890960
fuck him, brisket won our superb owl last week and he can stay until the draft when we trade k1 for a pack of gum

JSN is making them shit their pants lol

i think the refs are mostly shit but what the FUCk was that helmet to helmet shit? no shit he got a flag

>>151891030
I love that he's been just good enough that the cards management keeps him around, but just bad enough to keep the cards in the basement. If he had stuck with baseball, he'd be in his prime and would have been traded from the A's a couple years ago, playing for a contender.

refs and sideline crew stopping all momentum and taking control of this game. faggots.

lol why did they decline the penalty

TOUCHDOWN

I love a good STIFF ARM.

>>151890562
kino

They're out! Stop the fight!

Too easy

Games over

Hawks bros, are we going to have two straight blowouts?

>looking forward to watching my hawks all morning
>it’s over in the 1st quarter

What do now

>>151891204
wanna go to applebees?

>>151891204
for starters its 1:45 in the afternoon

Imagine being a cardinals fan. Imagine thinking that jacob brisket is actually better than lil kyler.

>>151891204
Hate watching the Rams and hope they lose?

Has anybody ever done any of those fancy vacation cruise things? They reek of bullshit from all those commercials.

wtf are they making JSN sit out? why doesnt he have his helmet on

>>151891238
Kyler wouldn't be any better

>>151891204
I'm seriously considering a Costco run while most people are still watching the game.

>>151891254
I've known some people who have done them and they loved them. Especially if you want to just drink and eat and party for a week.

>>151891265
I'm sure somebody has.
Better off just going to Mexico or DR or CR or Panama or whatever.
Speaking of commercials are Bills fans regularly committing sacrilegious ceremonies? Somehow not surprised.

>>151891296
what costco

>>151891277
He would

Pepsi needs to start shilling their other flavors some more. They kinda blow the regular cola out of the water.

>>151891341
120th, it's the closest one to my home.

>>151891254
Not any with those fuck huge ships, but smaller overnight stuff and it's been fun.

>>151891342
Doubt

SACKED

put in Kyler now

>>151891341
Lynnwood most likely. Sometimes Shoreline.

LMAO

FOOOOMBLE


CAN WE GET A MERCY RULE

LOL HOLY SHIT

okay it's over

>>151891417
thats my old high school lol

Killing these nigga lmao

not even mad any more

Seahawks Hall of Famer, Kenny Easley, is pleased with all of these defensive touchdowns.

>>151891431
I remember when that school was there. It feels like it's been gone for a really long time.

Can they even put in Kyler or did they put him on IR?

>>151891498
IR

>>151891498
on IR

>>151891498
he is in IR

Dear God...

>>151891498
he's dead

58-0

Any numbers and it happens again on this drive

Black Friday is still a thing?

these same cardnials just spanked the diddy booty cowboys less than a week ago

>>151891480
Yeah I want to say the end of my sophomore year (2008?) on the last day they basically kicked everyone out so they could start tearing it down ASAP. So probably been a good 15 years since that costco has been there

>>151891432
I think you mean
>foo fighters!
you faggot.

>>151891520
>-7 yards
>touchdown
Did the Cards muff a pumt or something, I just tuned in

>>151891632
They appear to have broken their covenant with God or something equally dire

>>151891542
I was at that game in a suite. That was the first time I had left a game early while attending in the suite and it was the start of the 4th quarter.

>>151891632
QB fumbled on the drop back, scoop and score

>>151891565
It's called Friday of Color now bigot

>>151891632

this is the second one but basically the same thing https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1762725525315130.webm

>>151891580
Nuh uh

>having to punt the ball with 12 minutes left in the quarter
>it's the second quarter and it's fucking 0-28

This is rape

>near dragon by busted up old man kupp
lmao, cardinals aren't even trying.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET WRECKED

AHAHAHAHAHA.

>>151891498
New COD just dropped he's busy

Cooper Kupp almost DRAGON

>>151891565
Not really hell Home depot already has “Black Friday” deals, don’t think anybody gives a shit about the actual day anymore

SOON

>>151891735
>having to punt the ball with 12 minutes left in the quarter
I don't understand this line. what's wrong with punting the ball with 12 minutes left in a quarter? That's just a thing that happens.

>>151891498
>bussin fortnite season
>new battlefield
>cod dropping soon
It’s fucking over for berdbros

oh no thats not good

Oh damnit, Sundell has been great this year!

>>151891742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUAU7r9akfs

Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape that bitch
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape that bitch
As soon as I meet her, I'm gonna rape rape
Not a moment to spare, I'm gonna rape rape
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape raaaaaaaaape

>that
>DPI
I mean I'll take the easy penalty but thats some faggotry

>so constipated I have asthma
help

>>151891842
Wut

COOPER KUPP TOUCHDOWN ?

>>151891794
It's a problem when you're down by 28 imo

TOUCHDOWN

phoenixsisters...

really strange, the Seahawks play the Rams at this time next week, while the 49ers and Carrdinals play at the same time. so 2 weeks in a row where all 4 nfc west teams play in the afternoon slots.

TOUCHDOWN, SEAHAWKS!

>35-0
>2nd 8:33
what the fuck

Seahawks broncos 2

>>151891909
Women in Seattle look like THAT!?!

>35 fucking nothing
>it's the start of the 2nd quarter

>>151891928
Too tanned.

If we had Murphy it would’ve been 3 to 35

>>151891924
lol the broncos suck.

>>151891928
If you live along the lake, yes.

HEY THEY GOT A FIRST DOWN THATS FANTASTIC

>>151891928
>women

>>151891946
Ok Seahawks Colts 1

>>151891990
the trans here are really obvious

>>151891860
the poo is backed up into his lungs please send help

Is this defense as good as the legion of boom?

Brisset has the mobility of a plate of brisket.

>>151891909
ted bundy hunting grounds

Just got off a long flight. How are my Cards doing boys?

>>151892052
alabama would booty blast them

>>151892052
Go get on another flight, you'll have a more enjoyable time than the other cards fans.

DAMMIT WE AIN’T GETTING A 0

LMAO GET FUCKED JONES

The Cardinals will need a big comeback to win this one

did the seahawk player step on his achilles?

>>151892158
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN NIGGA
KEEP WATCHIN

>>151892157
Thinking this anon might be right

>>151892052
Get back on that plane, cards player just snapped his Achilles

*pop*
That niggas calf exploded lmao.

>the pop visible through the calf
RIP.

This is getting embarrassing.

>>151892211
>>151892216
achilles tendon snapped

>>151892083
You were saying?

DEFENSIVE STOP DRAGON

>21-0
>22-3
>35-0
Late window bros what do we do

thank god, please let this game finish 60+-0

>>151892083
I…spoke much too sooon….

that was almost a disaster

Any weebums of the death?

>>151892257
livsex

>depressionals
This is just sad

>>151892257
Late window really is just three seperate ass beatings

>>151892260
Or did I?

Oluwatimi fucking SUCKS.

OH FUCK

LOL

What the fuck is that new center nigger doing

>>151892290
BEEP BEEP

>HOWEVER
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>151892276
>red teams 3 points
>blue teams 78 points

Whose leg exploded?

Jesus christ these refs. Its not like its a close game or anything

Proper Cardinals footy innit

>Demarcus Lawrence has 2 defensive touchdowns and stopped a play on 4th down
Jerry Jones master class

>>151892326
back to back red tds it's over bluefags

Berds on the board

>local pho place closes from 2:30 to 4:30 every day
well what the fuck there goes my HT plans

Finna Comeback

only way the cardinals can win this is if the hawks have more turnovers

>>151892389
So youre saying its winnanble...

Why are the Cardinals so stinky poo poo?

>>151892401
sure if the hawks fumble a couple more times or throw a couple interceptions

>>151892329
Zay Jones

walker is best in the open field

>>151892438
Damn, that's crazy, that we can see it.

>>151892438
Thanks m8

without the 2 sack strips arizona would still be in this game

>>151892438
Just walk it off

Should be 42-0, but 38-7 at half is fucking hilarious. The Cards are done. They should start their rebuild now to get a headstart on the 49ers.

kek woolen knows he is in the hot seat

good for him

REDSKINS MENTIONED

>>151892587
SHUT IT DOWN

ahahahAHAHAHAHA

now that is a SACK

obvious offside with no flag
fuck this shit

>get something nice finally going
>take some 50 yard sack
Turdinals

At least Kyler has mobility

Does the cards coaching staff get fired after this game?

It is time

thats too much ass

This just proves how fucking bad the Cowboys are. Arizona really thought they had a QB LOL!

>>151892864
that's a man.

>>151892801
They should just be cool and allow guys just to jerk off in the stands, who cares about that it’s 2025 we all love it.

>>151892866
I'm a Washingtonian who lives in Texas now. It is surreal how passive and quiet the Cowboys fans are this year.

>>151892864
>>151892801
The duality of woman

the niner scored its 21-7 rams at the half

>commanders vs dolphins in spain

I feel bad for madrid

who was the female reporter?

>>151892999
Melanie Collins I believe

>>151893036
thanks

kek why didnt brisket just run with it

stopped!

Can't believe some idiots think this guy is better than Murray.
CODman would just run and get that TD.

welp

Idk who the announcer is but he sounds straight out of King of the Hill

>>151893176
may as well ask why he didn't just sprout wings and fly

At least these dumbass mistakes happen when they can afford it.

sam gives and takes away. fucking bum

sure am tired of niggers yelling at me on TV to buy stuff

DOINK

41,53% chance of a scorigami bros

Fuck it this is the Seahawks, let’s put in a cheeky tenner Cardinals win, if they get another TD I might at least triple, I think this bet is degenerate but oh well I need to feel alive.

don't give me hope

sammy come on

>>151893497
Kit kot is that you?

This is the problem with having a big blow out lead in the first quarter. The team just seems to go to sleep after that.

Dat play

Bad time to be on a trip

pritchett has been ass this season but that was an incredible PBU holy

RIP LENNY WILKENS

>>151893699
Vampire Jones

>>151893699
>when she doesn't tell you the rag started this morning, but you thought you just had her gushing

Am I getting old or did that granny-sledding commercial look like AI?

>>151894013
that commercial's been around for years, well before AI was a major thing.

>>151893922
>Lenny died before the Sonics came back
>now that an arena is built, the NBA is dragging their feet on expansion because some owners don't want to split up the revenue
Such a shame

shit

emmanwori is made of glass

>cold
>have to shit
i dont deserve this

Brissette looks like a character out of Black Dynamite

yeah that wasnt a catch lucky

I'll post my piss pipe if my hawks lose this one

cards going to make a coomback

41-20 rams now

ouch

>>151894268
Lol

>Getting your acl torn in garbage time
kwab

pitch it to outz and let him bowl some guys over

My neck hurts

Big cock Lock!

Drew needs to Lock the fuck in and get a scorigami here.

wtf is scorigami

>>151894609
A score that's never happened before. Shit like 18-5

unfortunately the rams are going to bootyblast my seahawks

>>151894685
It depends if last week's Darnold or this week's Darnold shows up but the Seahawks defense and special teams are both good enough to keep it a competitive game

Saw the Cuckolds plane flying in yesterday afternoon. They are cooked. COOKED!

>>151894685
Rams are a legit good team and the chawkzies are a schedulebabby

The win for the Hawks was not in doubt, but they def played worse after the huge lead in the 1st. Cardinals shouldn't have gotten more than 1 TD, but the Hawks got too comfortable. Win is a win, but still. They play the Rams next week, they can't get too lax.

>>151894685
Coop will make them Kupp his nuts

>>151894760
Don't they basically have identical schedules

>>151894758
pretty sad that the Cardinals' plane has more victories (successful landings) than the team.

>>151894767
i dont think it was them getting comfortable that led to the game being closer than it should have been. they were pounding the rock just fine. it was the 3 turnovers that were costly and those had nothing to do with them playing conservatively

>>151894792
>anon discovers division teams play similar schedules
congrats bud

>>151894823
not that anon, but you're a fucking retard. you just said they are schedule babbys.

oh

the seahawks are FIRST in the entire NFC

thats wild

>>151894926
You're legitimately calling someone retarded when you refuse to use your brain. Lmao.