Thread 151893786

>Schedule:
sunday (09/11)
>BRA1
NOW! | Fortaleza x Grêmio
NOW! | Mirassol x Palmeiras
>ARG1
NOW! | Sarmiento x Instituto De Córdoba
NOW! | Banfield x Aldosivi
21:30 | Tigre x Estudiantes de La Plata
21:30 | Atlético Tucumán x Godoy Cruz
>COL1 (UTC-5)
NOW! | América de Cali x Unión Magdalena
22:30/20:30 | Independiente Santa Fe x Deportivo Cali
>BRA2
NOW! | Paysandu SC x Coritiba
>CHL1
NOW! | Cobresal x Everton de Viña del Mar

monday (10/11)
>ARG1
17:00 | Gimnasia y Esgrima x Vélez Sarsfield
19:00 | Deportivo Riestra x CA Independiente
21:15 | Argentinos Juniors x Club Atlético Belgrano
21:15 | Independiente Rivadavia x Central Córdoba
>PRY1
17:00 | Sportivo Ameliano x CS 2 de Mayo
19:30 | Club Atlético Tembetary x Nacional Asunción
>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
21:30/19:30 | Independiente Medellín x Envigado FC
>BRA2
19:00 | Chapecoense x América Mineiro
19:00 | Botafogo-SP x Amazonas FC

UTC-3/[localtime]

https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

>Previous thread: >>151887580

yiyos

El dualipazo sub edition

>>151893786 (OP)
kek

We still lost

>>151893805
Dua Lipa needs to watch every Boca match now

Who the fuck is "we"?

fuck a.nal

DAmn, Miracrazy already scored

>>151893831
a.nal love*

>>151893827
Me, I am we. I am the king

>>151893826
She’s being fingered by chanchi Riquelme as we speak

o chutiiiiii

I think he meant we as like Nintendo Wii

Millos Y Cerro

what does this mean? is he going to stop him from voting?

RONALDO GOL DURANTE O COMERCIAL DO RONALDO KKKKKKKKKK

Consider the following:

sartanagem judaiecio nao tem feito

>>151893923
No, they probably just had a laugh together abotu the independiente logo there.

Great, what does this schizo want from us now

I will goon to dua lipa tonight

Muito obrigahhhhhhj

>talk about having sex with Indian women
>chikaner starts to have an autistic fit

100% VILLERO
100% PIBES
100% NEGRO CUMBIERO
100% MIENTRAS
100% YERBA BRAVA
100% BOSTERO
100% OLVIDATE

>>151893786 (OP)
Great OP LMAO
>until 2017
No refunds btw

why is this mutt simping for shitskin women

Dont start now

A dead player in Paysandu x Coxa match

Didnt show up, didnt come out

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/53udX8kWGzo

Argentinian ESPN chose their favorites to win copalib 2025

>>151894069
Bufalo Rossi?

River's fate has been sealed

>>151893929
I miss the Rio-São Paulo as an idea but I don't see how we could make it viable nowadays

>>151894094
The Paysandu goalie

Damn indian women so tight
Fuck!

anyone did enem today?

Bortoletto abandoned brazil gp in the first lap

>>151894139
SEXO

>>151894139
I want to have sex with this woman

>>151894139
we're all graduated professionals around here

Millions of Indian women must get FUCKED by BIG SUDACA COCK.

>>151894102
- Replace Estaduais with Regionais.
- Limit it to 8 dates.
- Best 16 teams from Regionais goes straight to round 5 of Copa do Brasil with better seeding than Serie A teams, everyone else fights for the other 16 spots.
- Every 4 years every Regional invites a foreign team or two.

>>151894150
he gave us a kino crash but
>not finishing a gê pê even colamuero finished
griminho

Everytime i go to guiana I meet dozens of indian women

>>151893998
Kek. There is no such thing as coincidences.

Indian women
:-D
Indian men
:-(

I was about to goon thank you for that

>>151894252
Times I went to Guiana: 0

>>151894231
Yes, obviously

Isn't guiana that animal that changes color?

Neymar loses the ball and complains
The team recovers, doesnt pass to him and he complains
The team recovers again and pass to him, he loses the ball and falls down


https://x.com/andre_alfieri/status/1987638392780099963?s=48&t=ftZaclefYYYmlybQShf4pQ

>>151894280
their women look like this

>>151894344
SEXO

>>151894312
I come from roraima. They have cheap fuel, cheep eletronics and pajeetas so it is a great deal
>>151894280
I might have fathered a few indian men, who knows i give a fake number

>>151894354
Do they shit on the streets?

>I just successfully psyoped copalib into wanting to fuck Indian women now
CIA mission accomplished.

>>151894344
why do brown girls have pointier tits? I've noticed this recently

Palmerias scored

Imagine nutting into a poojeeta and then you get a half apemutt atrocidad half dravidian kid, thats just plain cruelty

Palmeiras scored again

>>151894371
That being said, send more indian men to canada/usa

>>151894344
I'd cum so hard in her I wouldn't feel my balls for weeks

;)

Paysandu 0 - 2 Coxa

>>151894457
Based, send them here to get executed while we impregnate their most fertile women.

>>151894457
they do the needful there

>>151894520
she has a tattoo, bro

>>151894560
some poster here did a video of this on youtube
i bet it attracts new users to the general to this day

>>151894560
Dafuq, the lowest tier is more known that the 2 tiers above

Mira

>>151894606
K E E N O

Fortaleza scores first against gremio.
A supporter with downs syndrome celebrates passionately and gives a double middle finger to gremio

https://x.com/oocbrsao/status/1987666501134905450?s=48&t=ftZaclefYYYmlybQShf4pQ

mirassol is winning

>>151894574
Basadísimo. Whores will always be whores, they're irredeemable.

>>151894586
Normals would leave this general at the first sight of loli or tranny spam

>>151894664
thank you for reminding me i'm not normal but a freak

>>151894586
link?

Neymar may be washed and santos may be relegated but he stills goes home to have hot warm sex with someone he shares 50% of his blood while you don't

>>151894606
this is japanese spiderman, right?

>>151894664
We attract the edgiest Reddit and Xitter types. I'm sure they can tolerate it.

>>151894682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZg4oNsytsM
he shouts out us in the description

>>151894681
You are freakier than Wyktor "Little Tiger" Hockey

>>151894705
Redditors would leave at the first sight of racism, Xitters would leave at the first sight of Belezaposting. They would both agree with Regionais thougheverbeit.

>>151894720
>if you think anybody can stop me

gooning for her and her huge ass as soon as i finish eating

why was the Interlagos GP so shilled? I don't remember the marketing being so heavy earlier
I went out this sunday for a leisure drive and was bombarded with ads

>>151894697
what if spiderman had a gun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTAOPON4jmM

>>151894642
Please stop posting this disgusting freak. Thank you.

WYKTORIUS COCK

>neymar gets mad and does a scene for being subbed off
>team immediately scores 2 goals after he leaves
i'd kms

niggas are unable to talk to girls and immediately believe they're not normies
if you got at least one friend, got a job, sleeps in a somewhat clean place, is in touch with your family, goes to la cancha (does not apply to brasileiros, obviously) or take showers
YOU
ARE
NORMAL

Is that mirassol guy that pumped and dumped that singer iza any good?

>>151894781
nigga i do all that i can't remember the last time i spoke with a girl outside from my family. i cope with the idea that girls only want criminals (it's true)

>>151894790
they got back together and he retired
she pays for all her stuff now
TREMENDO CHAD

>>151894798
Were all criminals in here tf you talking about?

Treinador do Mirassol dando aula pro bagres da serie A

>>151894781
>don't do any of those
WTF so I'm not normal?

>>151894798
i also have a nice job and a nice car. girls just want criminals to beat them
>>151894827
idk

>>151894790
he retired last year
>>151894781
retarded concern to have desu

>>151894817
But does he ball any good?

>>151894756
Riding the tiger

>>151894811
she has the negona bodytype which means she'll turn into vovozona at some point

>>151894664
I consider myself normal

>Palmeiras is losing
>but at least i managed to get magic level 86 in Tibia

>>151894880
Never understood those games that are like a second job

i know this is a cliche but no one is normal if you know them well enough

I thought palermo was doing good in fortaleza but he is losing at home against gremio

>>151894880
Global? Why would you subject yourself to this? Unless you're one of Dejairzin's lackeys.

>>151894895
i just play it like 2 months every year. my premium account is about to end i won't think about it for the next 6 months.
>>151894903
>Global
ofc, there's isn't another option.

>>151894902
did you see the goal gremio scored?
this loss is totally on the goalkeeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CblcPfuZPSg

>Convocating selecinha based on numbers

Is neymar normal

>>151894846
ok but what about Madrid

>>151894918
this is the keeper btw

>>151894929
this nigga makes this video every fucking week
also when you watch the video he includes players like Raylson from Alverca in the portuguese 2nd division

>>151894344
yuck

>>151894929
retard

>>151894963
>also when you watch the video he includes players like Raylson from Alverca in the portuguese 2nd division
Which is BASED.

kek

Wesley, Paulo Henrique, Caio Henrique and Allan should be our laterais

>>151894991
LMAO

>>151894991
devious

>>151894991
the sneaky 1,90m man

>>151894991
no fucking way kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Do you think people in 2050 will call todays top players shitty and plumberball?

>>151894737
Can I see?

I feel like we're not talking enough about Sâo Paulo in this thread

>>151894991
Retards are real

>>151895039
we wonder why....

Gallardobros..... I can't believe it.....

>>151894991
(They) are not subtle

>>151895075
Wtf? Is this real?

Tigrinho se machuca antes dos 32
anota ai

>>151894929
Who are gabriel sara, walter, paulo henrique, rayan, pedro morisco and vinicius souza?

Motoqueiro Praiano arrived in the comments
kino inbound

>>151895090
I think they're football players

>>151895075
Jek

>>151894991
Esse goleiro é venal

>>151895090
First transbrazilian footballer, watch breaking bad, ganso, a superhero, another super hero, the real madrid player

>>151895036
her ass? sure.

Tigrinho se machuca antes dos 32

>>151895116
>cabelo de chapinha
pass

>>151895116
Shopped

>>151894737
>>151895116
I wish to smell it

>>151893786 (OP)
We hate river in these threads

People like to meme about these surgeries but most ts do not get them. Surgically removing your testes will thermonuke your libido which will render the process completely pointless

>>151894707
very informative, thanks
gonna watch this to take my mind off the match

>>151894740
Its the anniversary of something i dont remember, the senna sonic trophy was there too

>>151894740
f1 is a female sports now so they're sponsoring as a way for men to fuck women

>>151895216
the arm moves?!???

Fuuuuuuuuuck

>>151894740
they were shilling bortoleto but bortoleto forgot to race

>>151895284
he was paying homage to senna you inconsiderate fuck

congratulations for Brasileirão 2025 and copalib 2025, Flameme. we are so fucking shit
>>151895284
colapinto raced for him

fortaleza scored

>>151894929
Vini jr, militao, marquinhos, the bulk of this team is basically already on selecao. Having paulo henrique and reinaldo as laterais is crazy though

Godoy Cruz is dying

>>151895075
where do the memes about gallardo being drunk came from

Bokitabros what the FUCKKKKK?????
WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING

This man will give 2 titles to abel

>>151895374
just look at his face

why is mirassol so strong

MESMO com arbitragem dando gol, o Palmeiras enfrenta dificuldades terríveis

>>151895426
mirassol coach was addicted to football manager

>>151895436
Now im scared

About time Tigrinho lesionate

I can't believe Coxa is going to lose to the lantern

what the fuck is a popozao bruh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1wmUM8YXB8o

Copied crests

>>151895516
Santos is very big

Mirrasol its so much sovl team with only brazilians from players to staff with little money owning the bagres teams from argentina and urugay that has endless surplus of money
The good ending its them winning the brasileirao

I am palmeirense btw

I can't believe the worst case scenario for neymar's career is actually happening

>>151895516
I see ABC

>>151895516
This is the official ranking of biggest teams in Brazil, anything else is a lie

>>151895567
>The bagres teams full of*

>>151895516
Corinthians itself (and Bahia) are a copy of Sturm Graz
Cruzeiro stole its identity from Esporte Clube Cruzeiro from Cachoeirinha - RS

QUIT BEING SO GOOD MIRASSOL LET US WIN FLAMEINGO IS REACHING US

>>151895634
.

>>151895639
>literally the most basic crest format ever
>copy

>>151895652
hat man but for palmeirenses

>>151895652
>most basic crest format ever
show me 3 different teams from 3 different countries that use that format

>>151895652
Half of the clubs there are older than Sao Putas

>>151895685
>>151895682
>>151895671
>>151895652
no one cares

guys it's NOT cool to dress up as a ghost

>>151895694
I care stfu

>>151895712
yes, it is racist

why is mirassol so good just give up and let us score already

you can only reply to this post if your club's crest created a trend instead of following one

>>151895567
I'll never be convinced that Mirassol is soulful or that I'm supposed to like them. When I see Mirassol, I don't think of the likes of São Caetano, Figueirense, Paulista and Santo André. Needless to say, they don't have the charm of traditional minnows such as Bangu, America, Portuguesa, América-MG and Paysandu either. I can't look at Mirassol and not think of other dull small clubs like Cuiabá and Amazonas. Mirassol is as boring and generic as a club gets.

>>151895771
>leila refballed against SP, Flamengo, and other big teams
>Mirassol is inmune to leila tricks

>>151895775
Mirassol Fc its probably older than your club

>>151895775
homotranvarmeirense invejoso.

>>151895826
>www.reddit.com/r/futebol

>>151895682
>show me 3 different teams from 3 different countries that use that format
It's a fucking circle with a flag

>>151895853
vmoas corinthians btw

>>151895807
Wrong

>>151895853
yes it is, good observational skills, now bring me evidence to support your claim

What if Mirassol had mondial?

Becton looks like he just got back from murdering some white women

>>151895873
>urdur this team copied that team
>the shape is a square with letters inside
>urdur find me 39 examples of this
Fuck off

>>151895910
mirasol has two

>>151895903
Inclusive Fortress

>>151895927
you said it was the most common shield in the world, can't you provide any examples? I asked you for 3, it's a reasonable number

>>151895928
LET'S FUCKING GO MIRABROS

União Vasco Palmeiras

>>151895116
How is the pit game?

Bolivia tied with hosts catar today

>>151895995
vasco entra com o cu e o palmeiras com a pica

>>151895997
you have to jump over crocodiles, very nostalgic for boomers

>>151895997
it's really bad, props to it for being the first fighting game with digitized photos, but it's really not good

>just saw the mirasovl palmeme score
bwahahahahahahaha

>>151895961
EU SOU DO MIRASOL Y ME GUSTA LA PASTA

I think trikaschizo was right when he said jews are welcoming brazilians to leave brazil because living here is not good anymore

I got drunk the other day and told my friends I twist for Mirassol

>>151896104
did they even know that mirassol is a team that exists

>>151896104
You twerk for who?

>>151896104
what did they say

>>151896120
"we are going to support mirasol until the arrival of jesus christ to cleanse the earth"

Kill brazucacos. Behead brazucacos. Roundhouse kick a brazucaco into the concrete. Slam dunk a brazucaco baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy brazucacos. Defecate in a brazucacos food. Launch brazucacos into the sun. Stir fry brazucacos in a wok. Toss brazucacos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a brazucacos gas tank. Judo throw brazucacos into a wood chipper. Twist brazucacos heads off. Karate chop brazucacos in half. Curb stomp pregnant brazucacas. Trap brazucacos in quicksand. Crush brazucacos in the trash compactor. Liquefy brazucacos in a vat of acid. Dissect brazucacos. Exterminate brazucacos in the gas chamber. Stomp brazucaco skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate brazucacos in the oven. Lobotomize brazucacos. Mandatory abortions for brazucacas. Grind brazucaco fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown brazucacos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize brazucacos with a ray gun. Kick brazucacos down the stairs. Feed brazucacos to piranhas. Slice brazucacos with a katana.

I thought the original huracán was the one from Las Heras
I'm pretty sure you guys told me that once

>>151895792
Abel won one game against the top 6 teams

>>151896170
it was a lie, the original huracan is the one everyone knows and loves

>>151896112
of course
>>151896120
they made me king of the banheirao that night

I can't bring myself to support Mirassol
I still associate it with the guy who cheated on Iza

>>151896186
Huracán Buceo?

>>151896069
>Huracan de Arrecifes (Bahia)
Insólito

>>151896186
Huracan de Busetas

We all support Mirassol here either directly or indirectly, you just don't realize it yet.

>>151895775
Recency bias

>>151895775
mirassol is sovl specifically because of how minuscule and insignificant it used to be less than a decade ago compared to its rise

>>151896460
and it's still an association club, not a SAF/SAD

>>151896460
Mirassol is sovl because it pipocated the entire brazilian league.

>>151896479
yeah that too, it's not just some sellout club either
it's the actual little guy club making it to the top

can't wait for mirasol plane not to crash like that other small team that could

Palmeiras 0x0 Botafogo
Palmeiras 0x1 Bahia
Palmeiras 0x2 Flamengo
Cruzeiro 2x1 Palmeiras
Palmeiras 1x1 Mirassol
Botafogo 0x1 Palmeiras
Bahia 1x0 Palmeiras
Flamengo 3x2 Palmeiras
Palmeiras 0x0 Cruzeiro
Mirassol 2x1 Palmeiras

>>151896534
Chapecoense was horrible they just won serie b
They would be lucky to end in the mid table if that airplane didnt crash

If you could choose to be born in whatever country, would you still be /copalib/?

>>151896431
yeah
São Caetano was subsidized by Casas Bahia and the political cabal of the city, but it's still called soulful by the rose-tinted glasses of this general

>>151896460
Not the first case of that happening in Brazilian football and it won't last. Just like Chapecoense and all the others before them, Mirassol too will fail. Not even energy drink money kept Bragantino floating for long.

>>151896578
Chapecoense had less relegation than Palmeiras before the crash

>>151896627
I would become japan's prime minister and lobby for it to join coimabol

Um dos dias mais feliz de 2025
Esse dia contou pra caralho

>>151896652
Who won serie b in 2013?
That airplane actually gave them some air to breathe and live off the royalts to remain at serie a

>>151896725
they were never relegated before 2019, retard
they played série B in 2013 because they climbed the ladder, not the other way around

I fee like I would be 100x more happy if the internet didn't exist

>>151896776
They almost got relegated 2014 and 2015
That meme that they were the next big club in brazil was a meme created because of the crash

>>151896816
But we would never meet :(

>>151896816
I'll always remember Palmeiras crying losing to Tigres, Chelsea 2x and Sao Paulo defeating the eternal jew at Alianz Park de virada

Not to mention the memory of Rogerio ceni 100th goal.
It was worth it

>>151896844
almost almost almost
did you know Brazil almost didn't qualify for the 2002 world cup?

>>151896844
They were shilled nonstop on the internet from the moment they reached Série A. Their first season wasn't as meteoric as Mirassol's but they caused the same commotion at the time. And they were Sudamericana finalists in a time when we didn't yet understand how much of a Mickey Mouse Cup that was.

>>151896847
basado

>>151896892
wtf no way

>>151896892
>>151896912
Mirassol its sovl and its going to win next year liberta
While chapeco was just that funny small guy who think he is tall before he lose an leg and then everyone pretended he was indeed big

today racism (good) lost (bad)

criciwoman

Pray for the yellow flags

>>151897143
They must study a lot to get very smart

>>151897227
Im pretty sure putting your kids to study at 6 am is more likely to cause the effects akin to torture instead

Relegation fight next weekend
- Godoy Cruz vs Riestra
- Aldosivi vs SMSJ

I havent actually ever been to guyana

>>151897355
what is it like

I can't believe /copalib/ will make me visit Guyana

I've been to Goiania, very dry place, made my nose bleed

3 dubs in a row
blessed thread

>>151897377
Brazilians visit a city named lethem by the border to buy cheap fuel amd cheap eletronics but most of the streets have no asphalt.
Once again: i have never been there. I heard about it second hand

>bossberg is a riverfag
>as soon as the match ended he started sending activities for tomorrow to zapzap
lol I bet nigga was fuming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc08Iw89oYQ

Se chegar 15 de dezembro e o Palmeiras ter perdido Libertadores e o Brasileirão, o ano de 2025 terá valido a pena, apesar das tristezas do meu Sao Paulo.

one day brazilians and argentinians will get along

>>151897451
>ter perdido?
Really?
Ter perdido?

What's that smell?

>>151897496
Its my virgin anus
sorry

Oh look it is the australian guy who totally isnt chikaner

trust the process

>>151897451
seu time entregou o título do brasileirão pro palmeiros de novo seu doente

>>151897574
syphon chads, I kneel

>>151897496
we had a india flag last thread

>>151895378
If Dybala comes here he'll have 1 great month and spend the rest of the year out injured and he'll stay like that for 5 years.

I, I live among the champions of the world
I haven't got the will to try and cope
Against a new sorrow
So I guess I'll just believe that 51's good enough

read to the tune of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

>>151891961
Sneks. Sneks are friends.

Man this descenso so intense
Thinking Vitoria remaining schedule is too tough

La familia won today

River lost.

SAPARDO

>>151896816
internet before 2007 was soul incarnated, then it become full of demons
modern internet is a window to hell

>>151897143
school starts 7:30 here
btw, adding hours or waking up earlier doesn't make your population smarter

Where did it all go so wrong

>>151897478
no way, fag

>>151898561
>Trunks is Bahia
???

renuncio gallardo

>>151898502
2017

Imagine the kino

>>151897451
>o ano de 2025 terá valido a pena
I thought it didn't count

2024 state champions

Notice anything?

Ay sapardo sapardo, solo sales a hablar cuando ganas.

>>151898502
that injury he had against uruguay essentially ended his career

https://x.com/eljuegosagrado_/status/1987725000514953370
Can anyone make a webm out of this?

en mi culo

>>151899683
I don't drink coffee, I take tea, my dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman at /copalib/

>>151899726
I take coffee, I don't drink tea
I like my toast done with margarine after it's hot
Ela me mamou com a bala halls

>>151899740
Why are you obsessed with garbage funk music

>>151899726
based sting appreciator

>>151899754
I listen to sepultura

10/11/2025
Horoscope of today:
An argentinian will call you macaco today

Everyone is sleeping and no one will read this, so I'll just admit it: I'm black and ashamed of it.

>>151900162
a gentleman
>>151900421
and scholar

I want a brazilian friend that twists for vasco but says he's straight

you know remember chuva de papel by Inter who atrasated the match and was an international joke

>>151899620
why cant sao paulo hire a player that do this despite wasting 10x more than all colombian top 5 teams combined?

Fifty years after the death of Shabbatai Zevi, Jacob Frank was born in 1726 in southern Poland. He grew up among Sabbateans and eventually declared himself to be the third incarnation of the soul of the Messiah. The first was Shabbatai Zevi; the second was Baruchya Russo, a Sabbatean who died in 1720. Jacob Frank called himself “The Third.”

He also claimed to be the reincarnation of the patriarch, Jacob. Yet he believed that the Creator God was not the same as the “evil” God who had revealed Himself to the Israelites. This was just another of his doctrinal connections to Gnosticism.

“Where Frank separated himself was by rejecting every moral law and commandment and declaring that the only way to a new society was through the total destruction of the present civilization. He insisted that child sacrifice, rape, incest and the drinking of blood were perfectly acceptable and necessary religious rituals.” (Sepehr, p. 20)

>live downtown
>trucks and cars wake me up early in the morning every day

>move to the suburbs
>the birds chirp my eardrums away this early in the morning
The world conspires against my rest.

I tried to mirassol now I'm blind

>>151895903
He is down with Bahia

>>151897143
Wtf, dinos

>>151898502
It never existed. Every time he's mentioned people are talking about the theoretical Neymar

Am I tweaking or are argentinian brown latina women exponentially hotter than br brown latina women?

>Am I twerking
I don't wanna know man

This phenotype hasn't been released in brazil yet

Picture 2

>>151898760
Kek

>>151898772
Only one new champion?

>>151900162
It happened in a brazil x argentina rugby match this week

>>151901275
I believe the entire team just hates him

bom chia copalib

Neemias, Baruque, ezequiel, jeremias e elias; habacuque, amós, malaquias e miquéias; joel e naum

Who should be brazil nt starting laterais?

>>151901185
Thank you, anon. Qué golaço, no?
>>151900765
Trikas will change that

We play today

>>151901429
why would you name your child "Baroque"

Bros i think the vaping is catching up to me, im starting to cough really hard

>>151901570
it's over

>>151901570
>vaping
Lmao nigga, just smoke real cigs if you want to, it's literally better for your health

>>151901584
This, it makes you look cool too.

>>151901584
You smoke a single marlboro the smell will linger in your nails for 5 days

>>151901589
>ohh nooo not the smell of smoke
grow a pair

Neymar ran across the field to help build the play from start. He passed the ball to ze ivaldo. Ze ivaldo hoofed the ball forward

so how many matches left for Santos? can they be saved?

Eh, boludo, grow a pair

>>151901602
I say this when the pair doesn't grow

What happens if we bring one of these teams to play a match in /copalib/ summer? What if a /copalib/ team goes to play a match in this snow.

>>151901635
America hosted a march in snow against costa rica a few years ago. Ticos cried a lot about it. I think we would too.

Smoking is like putting a penis in your mouth.

I dont think thats true

Hockey seems to be the sport with the highest degree of athleticism
>insanely fast paced, players are getting constantly subbed
>few players so the game demands constant action from each of them, they cant just stand around jogging like in soccer
>tackles and bumps means you have to be large and strong
>know how to master the hockey stick which takes years
>have eagle eyesight on a tiny puck, passing is much more complex than basketball
>goalie covers 80% of the goal area
>also fighting is allowed, so you have to know how to throw and take punches

>>151901678
Speaking of mouths, river lost
>>151901697
Roller, field or ice hockey

>>151901678
Speaking of mouths, river lost
>>151901697
Roller, field or ice hockey

>>151901703
>>151901702
>>151901697
Ice

Grok how do I delete my posts on 4chan

>>151901697
sure, but I can't see the ball

>>151901736
Every canadian takes retinal surgery at 14 y.o. to see the puck

>>151901741
same with brasileros with BBL and we with FFS

>>151901702
>>151901703
spoopy

>>151901697
It is one of the unfortunate aspects of culture. Me and my friends tried getting into nba, nfl and we could only watch like 10 games(drunk) before going back to footy(which we watch sober), hockey seems like a genuinely interesting sport but i know i wont last. Rolling for gambino

>>151901697
Original Toad bros...

>>151901589
are you sniffing other people's nails?

>>151901697
rugby is badass too

>>151901899
I tried watching the last year's NHL final and it suffers from the same problem as the other American sports, too many ad breaks

>>151901941
I work in manicure

>>151901109
The retards are probably averaging because we do have a bunch of schools that do an afternoon shift.
Morning school starts around 7AM. Schools in nigger neighborhoods have special shit for niggers in the afternoon that start at 1PM.

Paraguay bros...

>>151901999
lots of schools here do afternoon shift too, perhaps that's just another bullshit map
shocking, I know

Imagine if companies gave you time to nap after lunch.

>>151902047
they would if you didn't betray the Spanish crown

>>151902047
>he needs the companies to give it to him
I just take it like a man

Fun fact: the longest bus route in brazil goes from porto alegre rs to santarem pa and it takes 6 days.
They dont like us but they still need us as slaves to pick fruits

>>151902093
>They dont like us but they still need us as slaves to pick fruits
that's not something I'd brag about

>>151902047
Heh, yeah, imagine that...

My dick hurts

>>151901899
You should try MLB, it's comfy to watch

>>151902120
vamos boca btw parce

>>151902120
need to stop gooning

>>151902106
All I wanna say is that they do really care about us.

>>151902125
CLUB E DE LOS SOCIOS BROS, WE ARE SO BACK
>>151902138
I believe so too

e ai goy Janja, Lula e ministros do STF precisam de jantares com lagosta e picanha argentina

We are winning bros

>>151902203
... the no nut november award

>>151902259
I might win the non stop nutting november award

>>151901999
I HATE TURNO TARDE
I HATE TURNO TARDE
I HATE TURNO TARDE

>>151901999
we also have turno tarde

>>151902276
I was a tarde cuck until 3rd grade when my mom changed me and I realized how blessed mañanachads are

The world became darker once I started the morning turn at school

>>151902316
nah I was happy because I could watch pokemon in the afternoon, when I went on the afternoon they'd show it at 5pm and I couldn't make it on time

>>151902333
I liked to watch late night TV and morning cartoons. Afternoons were mostly reruns of novelas and gossip shows

>>151902342
opposite here, morning cartoons were shit

Good morning copalib, reminder to have sex with pajeetas.

>>151902305
I swear turno mañana are whiter than turno tarde, see >>151902316
Why is this

>>151902342
that's because you were a poorfag, us cablechads could enjoy the quality stuff all day long

>>151902372
What are you implying?

>hay helado oh oh oh oh
>hay postre bloooooock
>hay bon o bon helado
>hay helado chocotortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate this ad so much. ESPN is spamming it.

>>151902395
Probably a good thing I didn't, if I had cable I would probably never leave the house to play with friends

>Chicago Fire vê como um 'livramento' não ter contratado Neymar no início do ano. O clube da MLS entende que estaria gastando muito dinheiro com o craque e não teria retorno nem dentro nem fora de campo.
Neymar bros...

>>151902429
>poorfag cope
us cablechads could play in the afternoon, by the time we got home at night, guess what? more cartoons were airing

>>151902411
why the fuck do you watch ESPN during non-footie hours?

>>151902446
Post-superclasico reports can be funny desu

>>151902411
I hate the new mostaza ad
>yep, I'm an independent argie woman who streams that tried her luck in other country, so powerful and progressive
>and I came back... to eat slop

what I hate the most are car commercials, they always have a shitty cover of some pop song

>he willingly stays put and watches the ad full volume like a good goy
grim state of zoomies

>>151902485
Chocapito has an ad where he is lucid dreaming about not atropelating signs and placing 1st while an atrocious Welcome to the jungle cover starts playing

>>151902514
watching tv at all is a boomer thing actually

>>151896069
globo is HUGE, global even

Is it true that if you don't masturbate at least once a day your dick starts to shrink?

>>151902742
It’s true my dick became a BEAN

>>151902742
I think it’s the opposite
But how does this affect the newly libertadores qualified team boquita

>>151902440
How do they say livramento in english? It is a very specific evangelical word

I don't think we've won a single match against any of the top six teams in the Brasileirão at the moment

>>151902768
abel can't balance the team
either palmeiras has a great defense and a weak attack
or the opposite, which is happening now

>>151902775
I would giver her armpits the lick

>>151902768
Just make sure to beat Santos

>>151902768
Palmeiras 1 - 0 Botafogo

>>151902775
She looks like a drawing made by a bratz fan who just watched her 3rd anatomy video on yt

>>151902749
Damn brazilians must love you.

>>151902801
Black pits are very sour.
>>151902820
You sound like you draw bratz yourself.

>>151902780
we need a schizo volante carniceiro, enough with bullshit modern middlefields, bring back Felipe Melo
>>151902805
can't, almost the entire team will be playing for some national team
>>151902811
bostafogo doesn't count

>>151902833
>bostafogo doesn't count
then you could have typed top five

>>151902833
who is she

>2025 doesn't count
>botafogo doesn't count
So libertadores died after boca lost? Very concerning.

>>151902805
Palmeiras will save Santos from relegation because rivalries don't exist.

>>151902866
More like died after flumeme won thanks to Kennedy
Oh the irony

>>151902866
libertadores died in madrid, when it became conquistadores

>>151902857
Miicalonso o algo

>>151902761
Relief my nigga

Brazil is losing to zambia

>>151895903
This made me laugh a fucking lot

And honduras is drawing with indonesia

>>151902912
Brazil got outblacked? Grim times.

>>151902928
Are they drawing bratz?

>pelmeiras
Loses every match against the "big 11" every year, wins brasileiro
>corinthinhs
does nothing for 50 matches, qualificates via luck or tragedy
>gremio
trying to not go to la B every year
>santos
Trying not to go to la B every year, currently failing
>vasco
Wins 50 games in a row, papipocates last fecha
>barrio do botafogo
Wins 50 games, gibes you hope, crashes and burns hard killing thousands
>flamengo
Plays every week a claassico, wins 50% of the time 100% of the time
>fluminsese
Trying not to go to la B every year
>cabulozeiro
bebidas e comidas. Tratar de nao errar
>galo
Doesn't pipocate because people don't know it exissts.

>>151903027
you suspiciously left one team out

>>151902929
Grim times Aka grimes

>>151903037
Inter?

>>151903037
I honeslly forgoy about bichas

bocabros...

>>151903037
San pablo no cuenta.

Lads, I just want you to know i had the most spectacular footballing weekend probably in my life. I also got spectacularly drunk and thought about all of you nigs, generally favorably. Anyway I'm hungover as fuck now, SO
COMETE MI VERGA NEGRA Y BOLIVIANA GASHINA PUTA
VAMOS BLOOMING CARAJO CUNUMIS E MIERDA
DEATH TO FBF
DEATH TO CHEQUE MAFIA

>>151903161
Congrats anon.

>>151903161
based bolibro just don't think too much about us when you're out partying it's kinda gay

>>151903227
At least he doesn't think about us when masturbating like the brazilians.

>>151903161
vamos blooming btw

>>151903233
Haha
yeah!
that would be GAY
haha

>>151903233
And what about it?

>>151903271
>And what about it?
Argies cannot suffer

I mean how would you know if you're gay if you never masturbate thinking about men, you have to try something to make sure you don't like it, I check every other week.
andate gallardo btw

>>151903271
You should think only about your waifu.

>>151903271
do you have the pic without the red thing

>mom is heading downtown and will bring me coxinhas with cream cheese
feels good

>>151903376
Moms are the best

cochinas are tendies btw

>>151903410
His mom is the best