>oh no, your quarterback got hurt in week 2, your season is now over and your team is unwatchable
>oh no, your team got fucked by the refs because literally every other rule is subjective
>oh no, your franchise is owned by a family that’s held it for literally 100 years. they’ve never won, but they print money so they’ll never sell.
>oh no, your qb had a good season now you’ll have to pay him a jewzillion dollars and lose half the team
>oh no, you have to pay for a Hallmark Plus Premium subscription to watch the Browns play the Jets on a Monday
>oh no, they changed possession, time for a 10 minute commercial break
literally how can you watch this sport
>oh no, your team got fucked by the refs because literally every other rule is subjective
>oh no, your franchise is owned by a family that’s held it for literally 100 years. they’ve never won, but they print money so they’ll never sell.
>oh no, your qb had a good season now you’ll have to pay him a jewzillion dollars and lose half the team
>oh no, you have to pay for a Hallmark Plus Premium subscription to watch the Browns play the Jets on a Monday
>oh no, they changed possession, time for a 10 minute commercial break
literally how can you watch this sport
