Thread 151904099

monday (10/11)
>ARG1
17:00 | Gimnasia y Esgrima x Vélez Sarsfield
19:00 | Deportivo Riestra x CA Independiente
21:15 | Argentinos Juniors x Club Atlético Belgrano
21:15 | Independiente Rivadavia x Central Córdoba
>PRY1
17:00 | Sportivo Ameliano x CS 2 de Mayo
19:30 | Club Atlético Tembetary x Nacional Asunción
>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
21:30/19:30 | Independiente Medellín x Envigado FC
>BRA2
19:00 | Chapecoense x América Mineiro
19:00 | Botafogo-SP x Amazonas FC

UTC-3/[localtime]

Previous: >>151893786

100% VILLERO
100% PIBES
100% NEGRO CUMBIERO
100% MIENTRAS
100% YERBA BRAVA
100% BOSTERO
100% OLVIDATE

fucka.nime

uOCA NOMA

>>151904109
>100% MIENTRAS
why is it so funny

>>151904314
This nigga couldn't even fix a leaking woman.

>>151904160
idgi

>>151904314
O NOVO TECHNIQUI DO RIBER E O SENHOR....

Under what circumstances realistically would River sack Gallardo?

>>151904379
he will be another year at least

>>151904379
If he was caught getting buttfucked by Borja

>>151904379
An anti gashardo fag atropelates him with his fiat 600

>>151904426
>implying this hasn't happened

>>151904447
it's a spazio

>>151904509
kek

fio sem macaco nordestino

>>151904379
Literally nothing short of dickslapping Di Carlo in the face if he was not sacked by midnight last night.

uh why did the dollar go down? I didn't vote for this

>>151904554
Seethe

>>151904627
>d*wn
Ugh, chuddie, really? In a blue board?

>>151904663
a dollar blue board?

>>151904448
He is implying there is no proof.

>>151904509
I wanna see too

Brasileirão should ban the Big 14, it's getting boring

>not buying dollar on monday and selling on friday
It's almost like you love being poor.

>>151904743
>Mirassolwinslol

>>151904743
I agree
Vitoria is too powerful and needs to be nerfd

>>151904754
finance is just not for me bro

>>151904762
Mirassol is the first Big.

eSport idea : competitive day trading with fake made up companies and markets

Reminder to have unprotected sex with pajeetas

>>151904898
This is literally the average teen pardinha wtf

>>151904099 (OP)
create the next copalib WITH AURA picture please

Anglos posting random shit stays up forever but I post anime and get 3 days off.

>>151904911
A lot of them look south american, or at least the ones here. Reminder have sex with them.
>>151904949
>me
>Anglo
How new are you? You are 100% more white than me.

The truth is that caloteirist team doesn't have right to snake money from others.

Having some pritty rn lads.

>>151905030
why

>>151905062
I was thirsty.

I don't know about you guys but hitting women does not turn me on

>>151905100
Neither for me
It’s weird when they begged to be choked

>>151905100
As long as their ok with it, ill do it.

>>151905100
I want women to hit me with their hips if you know what I mean

real low-t hours

>>151904898
La Pajeeta de RiBer

>>151904898
please let's go back to black women, not this

Hey copalib whats is your favorite fish

I, I live among the champions of the world
I haven't got the will to try and cope
Against a new sorrow
So I guess I'll just believe that 51's good enough

read to the tune of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs

>>151905426
My favorite fetish is armpits.

>>151905426
Largemouth bass

>>151905426
piranha

>>151905462
Basic bitch.

ok show yourself creator of this page
https://x.com/mirassolarg

>>151905494
They look funny

>>151904160
It is an anagram for mentiras

For me? Its the amazon fish that enters your penis that homer spimpsons was scared of

meu autismo precisou dos 12

>>151905572
jej

>>151905572
BASED

>>151905426
Sardines. They are yummy but not ugly as sin like salmon.

>>151905572
lel

>>151905574
retardado

>>151905572
AMAZING

>>151905572
it's just missing hulk now

>>151905627
NIGGA HULK IS RIGHT THERE

>>151905572
he actually fucking did it
i kneel

>>151905642
oh shit

>>151905572
How exactly did you do this

>>151905426
Seahorses, mola mola, hammerhead shark, flying fish

>>151905642
How is he supposed to fit in that automobilinho

>>151905666
He will calm down and transform back into bruce banner

>>151905661
Do you like mola mola because it can survive being eaten or because of the pokemon

>>151905661
None of those are actual fish.

>>151905679
Because it is big and weird

>>151905685
Name 10 fish

>>151904898
>>151905324
uuuuuffffff, not as good as black women but that'll do

>>151905685
Listopad is november in polish, but it is october in croatian
(Maybe it is the opposite)

You know what else is big and weird

>>151905324
Honestly i dont think there is any ethnicity uncapable of producing attractive young adult women.
Maybe australian aboriginals but that is it

>>151905655
with a bit of polymer clay sloppily put together, it's called biscuit in Portuguese for some reason
it's not in very good condition, I'll ask my sister, who does some amateur sculpting to do better

>>151905695
Mojarrita, pejerrey, vieja del agua, merluza, merluza negra (real), manta raya, palometa, jackie chan, cornalito, bonito

PVC, sobre a possível multa de R$ 100 mil para Bruno Henrique, do Flamengo:

“R$ 100 mil? Eu pago! Quer? Eu pago no débito aqui!”

>>151905784
Holy shit! That's Russo on the back!

>>151905803
>jackie chan
>>151905784
You just fed the next 60 generations of hulk bunda OPs

>>151905717
Pygmy women aren't exactly models either.

>>151905695
dorado, pejerrey, mojarra, atun, merluza, bagre, salmon, sabalo, dorado (forma telescopio), raya (de rio), cornalito

>>151905837
How did you get this picture of me?

>>151905919
Theres a camera inside of your room recording you 24/7

>>151905572
kek

why is hulk grey tho

I hate data fifa so much

duckduckgo is dogshit im going back to giving my data to jewgle

>>151906061
because they didn't have the green one at the toy store
also gray hulk has a cabeça-chata, so it retroactively makes sense

>>151906108
DO YOU COLLECT TOYS?

>>151906116
No, I had it since I was a kid

>Roger Flores diz o que falaria para Neymar se fosse Vojvoda: “Pensa um pouquinho no Santos”
>Neymar
>thinking

>>151905572
Basado y artattackpillado

>>151906151
>Roger Flores
>thinking

>>151906108
>cabeça-chata
Go back to Baia you Maranhense

>>151906125
cool. i still have my hot wheels somewhere. the rest of the toys are long gone

I just wanted to pass a Petrobras concurso, is that too much to ask?

>>151905962
Yeah it's called a computer.

>checking my grandma's pots and plants
>a bunch of broken old mugs and stuff
>find this
wtf does she post here???

>>151906163
he looks like he does a lot of thinking

>>151906211
Don't investigate further, you might discover your grandma had a Foreign Affair - sung by Maggie Reilly and performed by Mike Oldfield.

>>151906274
>ywn suffocate in the armpit of a leftist brazilian female specimen

>>151905572
.
>>151906211
wheres that fly from? some distant memory from my childhood appeared

Carlinhos Bala joga mais que muito jogador de nome tipo Richarlisson, Fraco Lopez, Rony, Bernard Happyness Leg mas vcs nao estao ainda com condições de conversar sobre isso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf--abBwgSQ

Prefiro Carlinhos bala do que Luciano

>>151906376
she's Doki's friend
former Discovery Kids mascot

>>151904314
We are saving lorenzo’s spot for him after the wc. Fuck riber

>>151906376
Doki's fuckbuddy

>>151906274
Lmao

>>151906397
>former
What did they do to my nigga oki doki Doki?

>>151906397
now i remember, discovery kids was pretty good back in the day. and a funny story; my little brother named our dog after this doki because he looked just like him when he was a poppy

>>151906435
nothing, he wasn't replaced, they just stopped using it

Palmeiras contra o G6 do @Brasileirao
durante a 'era Abel Ferreira':

56 jogos
9V - 19E - 28D
27.4% aproveitamento
51 gols
81 gols sofridos

>>151906477
se ganhar do flamengo vai se mais engraçado ainda

>>151906477
that's a crazy stat

Confession time: I watched discovery kids until I was like 12

>>151906183
Fun fact: vanessa rangel did just that

>river doesn't want galoppo anymore
NOOOOOOOOO

>>151906217
El maja en la biblioteca

>>151906274
Kek

>>151906477
grim, so they win titles farming against the low table shitters?

>>151906500
I watched for a lot longer than I'd like because of younger siblings

>>151906535
as you should
Cuguloso won in 2012 by doing the same

>>151906535
You want pal to lose to them too?

>>151906500
Teletubbies breaks a nigga

>>151906556
I want pal to stop existing

>>151906217
He admits he deliberately missed a penalty to bring down Passarella
and still manages to work in this shitty country
If this were in Europe he would be in jail

>>151906512
e aíííííííí o amor por acontecer
de novo pra você
pal-pi-chi

>flaputa and palmeme will be worried about liberta
perfect time for cuguloso shine

>>151905572
Lmao
Gj manito I'm dying from laughter

Have sex with Indian women

>>151905574
What's the story behind that skeleton's top hat?

>>151906553
>2012
still mad spfc didnt won that year :(

mulhers can't be football fans

>>151905695
Leo Bagrim
Bagrenrique
Bagros Cuesta
Bagrert Renan
Bagre Rodriguez
Bagran Barros
Bagreus França
Bagrinho
Nuno Bagreira
Bagrés Gomez

eeeeee
parado no bailao

>>151906535
just like Real Madrijuden

>>151906707
>again
did he ever stop?

>double round-robin league
>winner is the one who accumulate most points
>>a win gives you 3 points, no matter the position of your opponent
>6 teams at the top, 14 at the bottom
>focusing on getting points from the lower 14 which is objectively easier is somehow bad, jewish and soulless

>>151906817
stop chiqui

>>151906817
>focusing on getting points from the lower 14 which is objectively easier is somehow bad, jewish and soulless
except when my team does it, in which case it means they are consistent and strongmind

in many racing games there is a "rival" mechanic, a NPC that focuses specifically on fucking with you instead of actually winning the race
imagine this in a football league, your team gets a designated rival, and that match gives you 5 points, but a tie gives you 0

>>151906707
He always does that, just bring up sex with pajeetas and make him seethe lol.

>>151906705
ar-renchinos ladies and gents

memphis the rapper

>>151906876
I don't get it, how many rivals does Racing have?

>>151906950
hippity hoppity that pajeeta is now my property!

>travequeiros antialergicos e de penas
I was today years old when I learnt about hypoallergenic trannies

>>151907129
fuck me
>>>/int/216666666

Hello frens, I just wanted to let you all finally know that I am severely mentally ill

TNT Sports Premium, HBO MAX (Suscripción Pack fútbol)

>>151907151
Aren't we all?

>>151907201
>replies to attention whoring anglo flag
No it's just the two of you.

I think his issue is being black thoughever

>>151907272
Shame status?

>>151905572
The /copalib/mobile

fuck a.nal

>>151905572
wew, what a madlad

>>151905572
beautiful work anon

your shiny new centerback for the nt mister scaloni

>>151905572
beautiful work anon

>>151906553
That was 2013 and 2014. The 2012 winners were Fluminense.
>>151906535
You could also say it's the other teams that lose titles by drawing and losing to low table shitters.

>>151907514
WHERES BLUD LOOKING AT :SKULL: :SKULL:

>>151907648
you've heard of no-look passing? gallardo invented no-look defending

>thing: *happens*
>...Gallardo should pay for this

>thing in river happens
>gallardo has nothing to do with this

argenchinos juniors will no longer consider romero as their main goalkeeper

>>151907808
lol how long did he last? 2 months?

>>151907788
Hello, I have a shiny new job for you at ESPN!

>>151907808
Well, then I'm no longer considering argentinos Jr as my 3rd argentinian team

>>151907820
barely, i dont think he even managed to play in 5 or 6 matches

>>151907822
do I have to wear a suit?

>>151907856
a gimp suit, yes
you also need to secate Chancho Fucks neck inbetween ads

I want an excuse to wear a suit, the one I inherited from my grandpa fits like a glove, almost as it was tailor made for me
but if I wear for no reason people will think I'm evangelical

For me it's Enzo Fernandez' whore staring at obese punk rocker Walas like he's an alien on Masterchef

>>151905426
Friendship

Brazilians don't know this but we argentinians have a secret way of communicating with our noses through very subtle whistling in a low frequency, only few select breeds of dogs can hear it.

>>151907990
That is not a fish

>in 2022 gallanto got eliminated from cope argentina by some shitters while having julian and enzo perez on the team
>gayinas brought him back again

you did this to yourself gayinas

This feels like something a nigga from here would do

LET ME GO CRAZY ON FLU
CRAZY ON FLU
LET ME GO CRAZY, CRAZY ON FLU OOHHH

>>151908064
Is she a pornstar?

>>151907870
hmm does it smell?

>>151908101
Idk, why do u ask?

>>151908126
It will after I'm done with you.

>>151908126
Like Sofi Martinez' anus

i'm on a train and my girlfriend just opened twitter next to me

STOP THE COUNT

>>151908138
Cause she's hot, nigger, I'm all bricked up here, wanna fucking help me out?

Nigga asked a brazilian for a tugjob.

>>151908064
a guy keeps up with his football while enjoying the world. what the fuck is wrong with that. women, always

some of you niggas are just way too lonely

>>151908158
saidly either boca, central or river will win the cup

>>151908390
Me, yeah.

So, tell me /sp/, how many matches must I watch to FUCK them?

>>151908407
You know damn well Central's going to win it because CERDO HIJO DE MIL PUTAS MAFFIA has already decided it

>>151908161
Not particularly.

>>151908151
You think you so funny huh?
Your team shall lose the next match to pay for your insolence

>>151908519
Me after NNN is over and I goon for 48 hours straight

>>151908551
Thats actually you after i harvest your organs to exchange them for the uno 2005 of my cannibal neighbor

>>151908519
Me after the first hour of my shift.

>>151908519
>average brazucaco feijoadinha

>>151908519
sopa de argentino; uma delícia

>>151908630
You can try, motherfucker

^delicious kidney

>>151909251
factos

Sayuri Matar accused her benefactor Toguro of assédio btw

>>151909536
Based Toguro

>>151909536
>her

Real rapist hours on copalib rn

Trump just said hes bringing half a million chinese students to the us

Real chinese hours on copalib rn

agora sou argenchino

Nunca Pibe

>>151908456
Kek

>>151908468
It is boca
Cope all you want

Yes my fellow dearest patriot citizens, im just gonna inject six hundred thousand chinos in the only place where life is mildly tolarable before youre sent to a lifetime of indentured servitude in the worst job market in the world

>>151910130
No more frat greek life and sorority girls and beer pong, study differential equation 18 hours a day to pay for your 50 year mortgage doind doordash

>>151910130
Are you american?

and I fart like I just ate beans
and I fart
and I fart like I just ate beans
and I fart

Tanzanias president is ordering the police to beat up the opposition prior to the election.
This is taking my sleep

>>151910176
Half of my friends are americans in or about to go to college

>>151910217
Then go post in /mls/

It's real international news hours at /copalib/ with your host joão paozinho.

I FART MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>the runner up of argentinão wont play libertadores
The fuck

>>151910217
You are friends with a bunch of american teenagers? I'm calling the cops.

>>151910130
Who gives af they voted for this

You people have no empathy.

>>151910301
And you have no friends.

i have a tad bit empathy for the sane people that did not vote to the fell for it again candidate, the ones that did deserve every bit of suffering the end of that cowboy empire is going to give them.

Do you have empathy for the people being slaughtered in sudan

>>151908519
>virtuosity is for the arrogant
T. The young pope

I didnt know people were being slaughtered in sudan

Cerro is one point ahead and plays libertad and tembetary
Guaraní (presente de Deus) plays general caballero and luquenho

You need to specify which country is the guarani and the fortaleza from

>>151910655
Delphisisters...

When is the draw for colombia clausura group phase

>>151910799
Wednesday night, its rigged btw, the models are always containing the laughter of how rigg it is.
Did you know that Win Sports is in charge of the draw and there is absolutely no one there to make sure they arent rigging?

Uruguay regular season is over. Liverpool plays penarol on the 16th for the "semifinal"

>>151910844
Literally in charge? Or do you mean they are the sponsors

There is a team in bolivian league called academia del balompié boliviano
They are probably the only autists using balompié around here

I'm back

I'm black

i'm mac

and I'm Politically Correct

>monkey democrat
God can curse you twice

Just read a book

>>151911017
boOoOoO

Ganó la violencia, destruyeron el fútbol.

>>151908468
>CERDO HIJO DE MIL PUTAS MAFFIA
what did he mean by this?

this kills the sapo

>>151908390
>me: no one loves me
>mom: I love you

what's this I'm hearing about gayanto being a huge alcoholic?

>>151911935
You are alucinating things.

>>151911935
wow he is literally me

you would become an alcoholic too if you had to coach riber

>>151911957
Stop with dua lipa references, the clasico was ages ago

>>151912188
sorry but i dont coach second division teams

>>151912984
>but I did have breakfast this morning

In Brazil, they have state-mandated sirens that play "Mais Que Nada" at full volume everyday at 6 am

44 year old Nene scored on vasco lol

When nene started playing, zetti still played

Who would have thought neymar would retire before nene

ya extinguieron al dodo, el cucu y el nene

She's perfect, Paraguay bros...

>>151911836
>>mom: I love you
Why did my penis twitch?

>>151913759
What's with the mega-chin

>https://www.suedbynintendo.com/
This shit is so funny to me, just an entire building full of japs all day hounding for teenage boys making gay ass mods for their gay ass games to sue them. I remember making an edit that had like 5 seconds of evangelion when I was 14 and they striked my 38 subs channel

cunny is back on my watch

oh no....
he's actually back

>>151905572
>>151905784
I love you anon

>>151914095
I hate jews so much

Wtf he has a point... Ribersisters???

>>151914457
>>151914368
>>151914294
>>151914278
>>151904099 (OP)

Test

Can one of you retards show me how to find Sophie rain leaks please?

FUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAAANT

>>151904554
NE=GAY