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Tim Elliott fight week

tim elliott fight week

Goonsesh starting in the Somalicord

>>151905976
Fuck off you unwanted freak

thanks for keeping my belt warm for me ilia

>>151905976
Tell my stupid son to turn my maggot minge monitor on!

>>151905976
Please stop forging your dead parents' signatures.

>>151905999
I said this to you.

Stop running Ilia!

Searching for posts that contain ‘"maggot minge"’. 263 results found.
MMA. Maggot Minge Arts

>>151906021
Sculpture? What art are we talmbout

Gaethje seems the type to have an average penis with a huge sack.

>>151906032
The Somalidaddy dick print in your dead mommy's maggot minge.

Scripture.

Clozzy: 3 15 (lbs)

The abbysinian "arab" talmbout art oh my fucking sides

>>151906063
Spammy revved you pal.

>>151906021
Absolutely insane levels of mental illness

>>151906080
Nice screenshot poofter

After a long day of "pretending" to be gay erin porkovich has started imitating his boy crush from 4chan

>>151906080
Bodied that demented motherless MAPiglet freak!

I bet he says oink oink when the maggots burst with Somalidaddy cummies!

>>151906092
Erdaddy got ya boiminge throbbin', huh?

Somalis looks like gay aliens my monitor is on

>>151906095
I mean I don't know about all that but absolutely I agree 100%

>>151906090
Mad bitch.

>>151906148
Based.

MMA?

Wellmaker is a downright rude nickname to give to a freed slave

Imagine backing this greedy cunt when he entered Free Agency

>>151906224
Lmao the UFC really got all these coins crawling back begging to be on Trump's lawn bruh

Coons*

Massa please lemme perform foh Trump daddy on his lawn, oh Massa please I be good I swears it!

>>151906224
>>151906234
w8 a minute it's not a joke, ufc at the white house ?

>>151906261
Let's go for that.

>>151906261
UFC at the Wall

>>151906272
Let's go for that.

>>151906267
even the most degenerate roman emperor didnt host gladiator fights in his palace

Brendan Schaub debuts stunning new special Somalipapi

>>151906224
UFC White House: UFC vs PFL Africa
Fucking chills

>>151906291
Notice all of them are dead now but Trump isn't? Food for thought.

New Guru copeathon just dropped

https://youtu.be/TvMt4MVGKmM?si=DAqJnYPfEgMnSIzH

>>151906291
Caligula had a giant orgy boat on the tevere

>>151906402
I'm thinking that's really based.

>>151906426
Big cal was

we will devour you

>>151906426
It's not based it's a boat it's mobile

>>151906437
Erceg looks like his best friend is Slink the Dog

Are there any Somalians in the UFC?

>>151906402
I guess you could say they had sex on a river-bed methinks, hmm?

>>151906456
Yes

>>151906344
Proof that he isn't?

prates is basically deadweight after round 1 so if he cant get rid of peon in the first it'll be an ez snoozer for the boy from birmingham

jdm gets submitted in round 3 i'm arabic

>>151906506
I don't think so, but I heard it both ways though

I love 4chan?

>>151906559
Retarded ugly freak.

>>151906095
Seeking help should be a priority, or I fear you may develop dementia down the line. Even as a joke, constantly replaying these phrases in your head as you type them out, is going to have disastrous life consequences down the line, if not already...

>>151906559
Wonk-snouted fucking freak.

>>151906566
I 4chan UFC you illiterate FREAK

>>151906491
We don’t sign our images here.

>>151906572
>or I fear you may develop dementia

Don't make Clozapig hungry.

i held gold once

I honestly have so much wild sex that if my meng stopped working tomorrow I wouldn't even be mad about it

>>151906570
>>151906573
>>151906576
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>151906388
kek he's actually making jones win with this shit

>>151906576
I 4chan you

>>151906595
You do.

>>151906388
watched a good chunk of it, guru is genuinely losing a one sided battle screaming at himself

There are anons ITT that would pick Maycee Barber over Cory McKenna

Hello this is JDM and this Saturday Im going to cream Islam Makhalchec live on Pay Per View.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

people forget that islam has a knockout loss to joshua van

>>151906606
These posts are all fairly based id say?

>>151906631
wtf u doin in austrailia nigga get to america STAT

>>151906631
Aussie aussie aussie

>>151906644
He can just dig down straight to the octagon

>>151906664
BASED

>>151906606
Not your schizodaddy I’m afraid, just stop signing your posts like a homo and this won’t happen to you

>>151906677
You're a welfare piggy with a dead mommy and you say oink oink!

Fat Somali faggot signed Islam Makhachev

>>151906586
I'm just glad you conceded and took heed to my warning. Good luck.

>>151906716
*spits in Ms. K-1's dead mommy's maggot minge*

Huh?

Tim Elliot is not fighting this week

Giacomo Of The heems

>>151906730
You spit in a lot of dead minge do ya playa?

Nah fuck that!

...but it's all good though

Tickling DC's belly

>>151906749
Tickling DaddyC's belly until he squirts BBC juice into ya dead mommy's maggot minge.

You gon be Ms Jones for the night

>>151906773
White daddies got ya bussy bubblin’ and boilin’ I do fear!

>>151906774
Me to Hasbulla

Farted myself awake.

Smells like Ms. K-1's dead mommy after some Pakidaddies ran through her.

>>151906598
Literally always was

>>151906798
Daddy-K1 revved you again?

*saves combat sports*

>>151906566
What a woman

>>151906818
Ms. K-1 uses was/raped by xer dead daddy pronouns I'm afraid.

Imagine being an mmaguru fan and having to pretend the 30 million wasn't ariel disinformation just to feel like your in the right

WONK LIPPED FREAK

>>151906809
You excused yourself from Somalidaddy bukkake to simp for Jondaddy.

You real hangry for Jondaddy juice!

Was anyone here ever raped by their late father? I never was, thank god, but I'd imagine it would be very unpleasant.

>>151906840
Incest is far more common in paki/muslim communities I lament

Imagine being an mmaguru fan kek

>>151906853
Statistically but also really

>>151906708
Do you think everyone with the same flag is one person? Might be time to get checked for schizophrenia

>>151906853
That why you got Pakidaddies mushin' ya momma's maggot minge, huh?

Small tits, big feet. A hit in any MMA fans league

>>151906871
Spammy revved you pal.

i still don't get how any faggot here can think that JDM beats Islam. you all deserve the spam that will come after he gets submitted.

>>151906873
pakis don’t really live in my area so no

>>151906886
Your dad revved your anus raw

>>151906898
Turn on your monitor.

Wash the Pakidaddy juice from ya momma's maggot minge.

Now.

>>151906888
who cares its a good test and an exciting fight.

>>151906856
Imagine being raped by your own father only for him to die before you could come to terms with your past trauma.

>>151906888
He's larger

>>151906911
Ms. K-1 moment I'm afraid.

He comes from the mountain, he stands in the grove!
Our own eyes have seen it: the wine that he wove
From water, the corpses he wakens.

L E V E L

>>151906911
I feel like you’re edging something here

>>151906916
Lee Rigby's maggoty boiminge just squirted.

>>151906856
I unironcally enjoy Guru's commentary. He can be a bit much but he actually explains what's going on in the fight.

>>151906908
Turn on your monitor.

Wash the BBC juice from ya daddies desiccated dick receiver.

Now.

End the cycle of hate

>>151906922
For some individuals, in this self-same thread, it's something they don't have to imagine. They themselves are living that very scenario.

You guys sure do like that word a lot

>>151906936
BBC juice???

someone make a compilation of islam feeding local wildlife on fightweek thx

>>151906959
You sure think about cock a lot

>>151906963
Only BBC.

>>151906910
the thing is that it's not. what you are really testing is if Islam becomes much slower or not. Brady, Shavkat or even Usman would be much better fight than JDSM and we would definitely be seeing Shavkat if he didn't get injured. Giacomo will either get caught in submission or smoothsailed to comfortable 48-47 on 2 judges scorecards with the other one being 49-46.

>>151906957
>self-same
oooh alright calm down Cormac Mccarthy

>>151906966
Vince?

>>151906970
cool dont watch it then

>>151906930
Are you too stupid to be able to watch it yourself

>>151906984
Aren't your parents dead?

Islam has been arrested for fish and wildlife for fishing without a license fight is off per mmajoey

>>151906984
Please don’t assume that all posters have a functioning pair of eyes. Some people rely on surrogates to enjoy the fights that you and I take for granted.

>>151906989
Bodied that fucking freak.

He's a PIGGY!!!

He oinks for Somalidaddies!!!

Average dagi fan base

Khabib Nurmagomedov has been cast into the vastness of a sea aflame, as per Ariel Helwani.

>>151906997
You're right listening to Joe Rogan goon to every black dude is so much more enlightening

thread's gone gay. catch ya folks later

not looking good for brazzas

mmajoey cant even roll out of the fucking doorframe

>>151906984
Yes. I don't train or know anything about the martial arts involved so I rely on commentary to learn and fully understand.

>>151907012
For me, personally? It’s Rogan’s dad.

>>151907025
Unironically Joe was raped by his dad

>>151907017
Crotchsniffing is motivated by theological and doctrinal reasons, it seems. Nowhere in the Hadiths is it forbidden.

tomala dont got *this*

I don't care for the main event.

>>151907042
Main event don’t care about you either, nigga.

>>151907025
For me you ask? It's got to be Rogan's brutal whitey he hit on B-Real's Smokebox

The real question is will Leon be able to reclaim his championship status before Usman becomes double champ

>>151907058
Oh :(

>>151907085
Leon will retire if he beats cp

>>151907094
that shoulder to waist ratio is unfortunate

guru consulted with ddp and aspinall for their last fights. when he speaks you listen

i suppose you can't run forever

>>151907209
Shades of Brown vs Bonfim.

>>151907209
damn how was this nigga fighting at 155

>>151907209
Jackdaddy showing Pisslut levels already

Giadacomo Della Makhacheva

>>151907209
uhh sizeadvantagebros... I don't feel so good
can you delete this video before it moves the line?

>>151907209
Rizzslam!

>>151907209
I show you level brazza. 55th floor of building have good view

>>151907186
guru is out of unbeaten ytboys to latch on to, he's going to kill himself this time

>>151906566
queen of the ufc

JDM will fill Islam's bamhole up with criminal island seed

JDM is training with Craig Jones to be a good bottom for Islam just like Volk did.

>>151907343
How can this dude be gay if he sexed Gabi Garcia?

>>151907343
I swear I heard he arrived in jdm's camp only this week.
is all that hype just another false narrative

Islam eating the head off a dead rat ozzy osborne style

heeminder there is more on the line than meets the eye

>>151907209
there are parallels here
i cant be the only one seeing it this way

Islam using a sewage treatment tank as swimming pool

>>151906960
>haramslam walking around with vodka bottle
tsk tsk

jdm just scarfed down a pizza garnished with various australian rodents and needless to say acton will transpire at ufc 322

Can you guys stop calling him pisslam? It is very disrespectful to the prophet and it's making me upset.

>>151907395
jizzlam it is lol

>>151907372
why didn't you post kamaru's face
also who is the guy in the black and white

JDM imbibe considerable amount of italian style bush babies!

>>151907242
@grok upscale this for me you slut

Islam rocking back and forth cheering at maggots in a takeout box

>>151907414
art isnt meant to be esplained
its a representation of topouria

>>151907424
who you calling wonk nose

islam makhachev grabbing a crab at a seafood restaurant and taking it outside for a walk

>>151907209
Volumetrics

>>151907372
BMF fights are exhibitions between two bad mother f'ers and neither of those guys are bad mother f'ers

Islam jumping out of safari jeep to drink at the watering hole with the wildebeests

>>151907424
LMAO JDMSISSY IS FUCKING COOKED

>>151907508
not like this bros

>>151907508
JDM has pizza slices in his pockets here

Islam Makhachev lady and the tramp moment with the NYC pizza rat

>>151907502
does this mean the fight is canceled?

>>151907508
islam is wearing high heels tho

Islam splashing excitedly la brea tar pit

>luke thomas casually names drops /heem/
>kyle kulinski says what's heem
>"bunch of incels"

>>151907542
vid or it never happened

>>151907528
the hat squashes his hair down whereas jdm's is puffed up so it balances out

>>151907209
>gaydm sheepishly turns away first
Beastslam broke that bitch

Hey guys first time here. Love the faggot nicknames and general lingo that is evident of cocksuckers. Great friendsim! Fucking gross faggots

>>151907542
how did you find out about this?

>>151907569
*heems you*
anyone else feeling mouthy?

>>151907542
fuckk

took heem several weeks to realize tom won. i lament

hospital forced entry neonatal unit casual elbow drops luke thomas

luke thomas 2006 rape spree milwaukee wisconsin groyper

>>151907508
Islam was closer to the camera in that pic.
Anyway this is pointless. We'll get to see the clearest comparison in the ceremonial weigh-ins.

You may pick one fight for the white house card out of these four.

>>151907613
How about I pick none of 'em

airplane grounded on runway passenger challenges flight attendent to knife fight luke thomas

>>151907619
not picking is implicitly picking
silence is violence, nazi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Thomas_(serialkiller and rapist)

>>151907639
k I'll take hyde/hasan

Hasan Piker I am coming to kill you in your house in LA

>In boxing right?

In real life!

what if luke thomas killed dana white

>>151907668
Luke Thomas? More like "Luke Ramirez"

>>151907673
if you said that to him in person he'd melt your face off

>>151907682
That's an odd coincidence as I'm an afghani child

>>151907668
Is he really 6'5"? that looks like a 6'1"

>>151907686
You're arab?

I want to go watch 322 live but I don't feel safe with mamdani in charge and with all the muslim "fans" there

>>151907691
I go by Robert, though.

Spammy = David Hoffman?

>>151907557
Oh no…

>>151907736
i ship them :3

>>151907752
Kills you

Oh hell naw white boy!

>>151907836
white niggas... we was kangs!

Whipped that piggy with a damn weed wacker nigga what you know about that?

Prolly nothin'

...prolly tons

/BLANCHED/

>>151908094
God damn this bitch is CHOPPED!

Merab and Loopy prone position for 17 rounds

If you see me out on 4chan I might say hi

But if you catch me on /heem/ I'm a talkative guy

>>151908094
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant

Islam lost aura off

>>151908175
Fisherman aura is a very real thing

Not one good post all thread. Rote bullshit from braindead socially maladjusted losers.

what the hell is this fit? are we back to 2004 wiggercore?

>>151908258
Post of the year contender

>>151908195
That nigga white as hell he ain’t no arab nigga

It's crazy to think that God is very much real and he is actively punishing those who strive against me and blesses those who are with me accordingly and that he is my armor and my shield and no weapon raised against me shall prosper.

>>151908243
worst post of the thread

>>151908406
But what if I fight you and God is doing the same for me?

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F5dgg1eeGE

>>151908406
if god is with you then why the fuck are you on this site, nigga??

>>151908460
Matthew 12:22-28

Crazy that people think MJ wasn’t a pedo

>>151908513
crazy that you live off gibs like a somali refugee just so you can friend simulate on 4chan at 2 in the morning

>>151908498
Luke 5:32

>>151908498
Cro Magnon phenotype

>>151908536
I’m not the K1 nigga

>>151908497
Real theme
https://youtu.be/zz-G25XMXr4?si=4JYK8dTyN_sLL1m7

The champ is live with Adin rn
https://kick.com/adinross

>>151908641
why are you watching adin jew ross

>>151908678
he's my friend and i care about him

>>151908641
Nah fuck that!

>>151908693
>he's my friend
man this twitch gen is wild

Guru is live
https://www.youtube.com/live/rgKbHLdKc9k?si=EpNX2DErI2W392YE

About to wank to gay porn

>>151908728
Let's go for that.

sandhagen

ciryl gane is my best friend

>>151908787
Turn your monitor on

>>151908787
His names Kyle

Islam rolling on a possum carcass like a dog

Oh dear oh dear....

>>151908406
>God is very much real
Nah fuck that!
>punishing those who strive against me and blesses those who are with me accordingly and that he is my armor and my shield and no weapon raised against me shall prosper
I believe this. Lets go for that!

twerking with merab dvalishvili

>>151908845
Its a very real thing.

>>151908828
Why do they need to bring a giant BBC into their camp?

Nobody told guru about heem yet?

>>151908406
Is God with Jack or Islam?

>>151908964
isn't it obvious? to fuck all of them

>>151909020
Depends

>>151909020
>>151909072
Islam worships a false prophet who took ZBC. I don't know who Jack believes in, let's go for that.

don't know how to prove this but I believe women are inferior to men.

>>151909048
He almost grabbed it

weili vs valentina is one of the biggest fights in mma history and none of you are posting about it??

>>151909133
True. But it depends how devout JDM is.

Lil bro met his wife in Miami someone tell him

Islam spinning on a giant BBC like a gibbon on a rope bridge

Rich “Ace” Franklin

>>151909170
The timeless matchup. Chinese vs Prostitute

>>151909072
This.

>>151909236
he retired to open a juice smoothie bar with his gay friend

>>151909173
I'm thinking Islam is way funnier so probably him but Jack is kind of quietly funny which God also likes, so it could go either way I think

>>151909236
Gus "Ace of Spades" Gustaffson

>>151909272
He’s the vice president of ONE.
>>151909294
Brazzas have been getting too cocky, they need another humbling

>>151909314
imagine what a person who has this pic saved on their computer looks like irl
you disgusting grimy freak

>>151909334
really? based Ace Franklin kicking UFC to the curb

>>151909352
fuck off im cute as hell and i just took a shower

Look at the greats of the sport. Jones, St. Pierre, Mighty Mouse, Silva. They all drink alcohol. Islam is a teetotaling faggot and will be heemed dead by a real drinker

2045: Ace Nickal vs Ace Chandler for the undisputed UFC WW championship
who wins?

Fuck that shit Imma get my lil homies Hap and Ace to ride on yo bitch asses

i look like a beautiful mix of tracy cortez and zhang weili and leon edwards

>>151909416
Ace Chandler easily, have you lost your damn mind?

>>151909559
Chopped ah motherfucker

if Islam wins you must give up 1(one) haram practice.

>>151909596
i'll give up murder. i only heem, not kill.

>>151909596
Blood

>>151909596
>forbidden food and drinks
>blood
>dead animals (carrion)
yeah easy enough
btw I notice they don't forbid masturbation. based!

>>151909596
I cant give up murder or magic. I will forsake gold jewelry

>>151909643
>DC telling someone to stop crying
pretty shitty larp. btw tom won that fight

>>151909670
Tom lost

>>151909596
Thanks but God told me I'm pretty much allowed to eat whatever I want to.

AHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING SEE

>>151909596
i can't afford to give up any of those. i really need jdm to pull through for me here.

>>151909712
nearly lost his eye, luckily he won the fight.
>>151909724
we dont post selfies here.

WHY AH YA BEWIN?

DC cried with honor after being simulated by the GOAT. Tom cried in disgraced after a wittle booboo and ran crying to daddy

I cont see

Why are you booing meh

>>151909780
DC Cried from head trauma, Tom never shed a tear.

>>151909820
>tom never shed a te-

>>151909712
>toddler posture
why this nigga like this?

the biggest "what if" fighter? Tom Aspinall.

Me son...

"Black men cocks are god's gift to this earth".
-abdulmanap

>>151909872
>His face is dry from tears
Not sure what you're getting at sport.

shut up

tom aspinall crying while being wheeled out by a british slag laughing at him

>>151909643
>DC...oi swe'ah me peepers got the hurtsies ! oi can't see ! Oi'm no' qui'in mate !!

>>151909918
that's what his big boy hankie is for

God fucking damnmit spammy stop fucking banning me nigger!!

Finna fix some fights

gane lost to volkov so it was only right that he got robbed of a win

>>151910168
gane lost to tom as well oh and jon jones. guys a natural born loser.

michelle waterson gomez for me

>>151910256
>sniff sniff

>>151910204
gane put tom in the hospital

shamil gaziev vacuum cleans 2 extra large quad meat pies from pizza hut

>>151909896
and for this statement fazza paid with his life

tai tuivasa drunken scat explosion bj penn ghillie suit

Stop posting your Sora prompts here playa

>>151910256
What's the scent profile on this?

>>151910368
wmma face

>>151910368
Some niggas just get knocked out so funny every time

>>151910393
don't tell me what to do, playa!

>>151910542
I love de bussy

>>151910393
piggy down playa!

>>151909596
wearing gold jewlery because i don’t do that to begin with

>>151910560
pop dat bussy for a real nigga, player.

>>151907436
to consolidate the 3 lineages and unify the BMF title will be the greatest feat in combat sports history
a feat fit for a king
king ilia that is i fear

i like guru but this cope is a gigantic story loss for him and tom. tom doesnt even like him. this is such an aura tank.

you can't run forever, i suppose

>>151910626
Bo Snickers

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH THAT'S TIGHT FOLKS

>>151910736
Jon ducked Tom and Tom is overrated, both are true.
Aspinall doesn't have to be good to beat Jon, just better than Reyes.

>>151910778
They got cheerleader crabs now?

That's crazy bruh that crab has pom-poms bruh ain't no reason they need to be doing all that

>>151910804
Tom asspainal had nothing for jons legacy. alex on the other hand is a peach of a fight.

>>151910736
Yea that Tom interview was his most awkward by far. I think our boy Kyle is too sped to see that Tom was just tolerating him, if anything lowkey resenting him knowing how disparaging he is to the differently abled like Tommy Jr

Islam winning is pretty obvious to me. Do you guys think Belal’s wrestling is a bigger threat to JDM than Islam’s?

>>151910897
I don't know, could be

>>151910576
porksissies...not like this

>>151910897
Belal is like a billion times more durable than Islam.

Just got done gooning to Nina's new foot vid
What are we thinking about ngubu's return to PooFC?

I think Paddy submits Ilia

>>151910963
Dirty Diaper Dana will never allow Ngubu back

dead gay nigger "sport"

>>151911016
Not even to get the chance to slurp ngubu and Jon's chocolate clitties at the same time?

>>151911104
I'm not sure about the language on this post.

very disrespectful

>>151910963
Why would the UFC hire a kid killer

>>151911189
the UFC's owner is part of a tribe currently killing tens of thousands of children.

>>151910951
He's also a retarded marauder who doesn't mix the martial arts together like Islam

>>151911269
They're Muslim children though so they don't really count.

>>151911291
A massive, durable marauder poses more of a threat for JDM than an undersized generalist with no chin

Oh nooo the Jews are slaughtering my women and children and genociding me, I'm a victim :(

filthy helwani freaks.

>>151910319
yep, this is an undisputed fact
dana white should use that fact to promote the rematch

>>151911269
at least the jews aren't killing their own kid like Francis did

Oh LAWD not Kobe, not my Kobe please OH LAWD NOT AGAIN!!

what team are you on? team khabib? or team adin? choose wisely.

Hey brazza you cannot say allahamdelilah and say I want girldick

Co-Main event Shevchenko, kwab

Valentina has fought for a world championship as Co-Main event 10 times

>>151909404
Kvass has alcohol.

frankie edgar has been knocked out 5 times

>>151909596
I’m giving up on usury. If JDM wins I’m doubling down on it.

ciryl gane has never been knocked out

>>151911594
but he has lost 3 straight title opportunities

Frankie Edgar was first knocked out in his 22nd UFC fight when he was 36 years old.
Khabitch retired after his 13th UFC fight at 32 years old.

Ciryl Gane outclassed Tom Aspinall in the mixed martial arts.

THAT'S A WARRIOR
THAT'S A REAL WARRIOR

>>151911644
the first was a robbery, the second was an early stoppage and the third is a win via sending aspinall to the hospital

>>151911909
>he won when he cheated and it caused the fight to be stopped
its appropriate your french frog is wearing glasses. you're fkin blind mate!

Anthony Smith would've kept fighting
Tony Ferguson would've kept fighting
Merab would've kept fighting
Jon Jones would've kept fighting
Po Atan would've kept fighting

Say what you want, but Aspinall objectively quit

>>151911939
well then at least people can really believe me if I say I can't fooken see

Me at the heem meetup

Islam making snow angels in a landfill

Chabad sounds like a nightclub

How are you guys? In life?

letting erin blanchfield sit on my face during wrestling practice

>>151912212
Me? Just proposed and expecting my second kid so winning.

>>151911355
generalist>
lmao nice one

>>151912212
i need to get my life together. just downed a whole bottle of Chardonnay over the past 30 minutes and door dashing another

>>151912305
bruh what the fuck

[BREAKING NEWS] Khabib just PRESSED Adin Ross for showing up to the gym unannounced!
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1988079290437534022

>>151912263
Hoenstly? God belss your family and congarts
>>151912305
You need to stop

>>151909596
I'll give up having sex with 9 year old girls who play with dolls. Just wanna be like Muhammad, but Allah will understand.

>>151912212
29 and I barely even have a job. Want to ask this girl out but I'm just expecting her to get tired of me when she finds out I'm a loser.

Islam playing hop scotch with elephant turds

>>151905959 (OP)
Islam is going to murder him, isn’t it?

>>151912388
>Want to ask this girl out but I'm just expecting her to get tired of me when she finds out I'm a loser.
real

>>151912388
Its never too late to make an change. Keep your head up young buck.

>>151912388
You have AVPD

I'm doing pretty good nigga

>>151912476
I'm trying. Working on some things to hopefully help me get out of this rut.
>>151912485
Alien vs. Predator Disease?

This can't be real.

>>151912515
avoidant personality disorder google it b. too afraid to let your guard down cause of ur own insecurities. just go

>>151912212
I'm hurtin B
Got a paper on Marx's alienated labor theory due next Friday
Got another paper on 20 lines in A Midsummer Night's Dream that reflect the theme of the play due next Wednesday
got to learn modal + conditional logic for a final next Monday
also working, so got to review a junior colleague's project by Wednesday even though Idgaf about it
's'tawlf bapa

dime piece ladyboy or 1/10 real girl?

>>151912521
the shorts dont even add to that

>>151912363
>streamer today gonna be screamer heh heh
kek based Biber

>>151912556
Probably true. Just afraid of the potential humiliation. I flirt with her all the time though, and I know eventually I'll just bite the bullet and do it unless life decides to step in and make my decisions for me once again.

>>151912521
we ALL watch slap around here, son

Extreme tag is better than slap Dana bet on the wrong horse

Guys my new nickname is "The Apex Predator"

>>151912661
Is that a Gane Sneed?

>>151912574
Keep grinding young man, sounds like you are on the right course for success.

>farts
WHAT A WARRIOR!

>>151912835
thanks bro. God willing
have a healthy and happy holiday season with the family

on est GANE

>>151912611
dime piece ladyboy over a dime piece girl

>>151912835
>>151912870
jk kill yourself FAGGOT!!!

>>151912816
Yoooo that goes hard dude dayuum

>>151913147
stop being miserable

>>151913147
OH MY GOODNESS!

>>151912574
Oh you're so busy with homework and mommy didnt make pizza rolls you're a victim :((((

>>151913275
POOR LIL TOTINOS BOY

Islam "Brooklyn Brawler" Makachev

Islam Makachev sees untold horrors in times square. but it makes him happy

there should be more explicit weight miss shaming. at ceremonial weigh-ins there should be tiers based on how much weight you were over, with corresponding outfits, and epithets for the announcer and viewers to call you.

Islam Makachev prays before moldy refrigerator

>>151913275
exactly right

>>151913147
Woah dude. This is not the time for that. I bring love for my /weemers/

the brain is located in the chin

>>151912212
chronically ill and my dick doesn't function but i don't have to work so that's cool. heil carney nigga
i play pokemon all day

Some of you guys are retarded fucking faggots, not naming names.

>>151913402
He's playing with his wedding ring here because his wife left him for a black non-midget.

apturo
topturo

>>151913418
clandestine occurrences underway I dread

>>151913377
same with weight bully shaming but that's sort of in the fans' hands.
shame/honor with respect to fighting appropriately sized opponents is the only method that beats weight cutting for categorizing fighters into size classes

Islam climbing into a commercial dryer and locking the door with a smile

poor (winner of jdm/islam)...

>>151913418
thank God luke thomas doesn't hear you casually dropping the f bomb like that. lest we'd be in trouble

racist new yorker told arab ufc champion islam makhachev to go back to 9/11. do you guys think this will impact his performance against volk this weekend

crazy that an innocuous remark by the nelk boys cost ilia so much face that he went and cheated on his aoife to cope (speculation)

>>151913418
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>151913507
We will discuss it later privately.

>>151913503
I hate toporio but i must admit him fucking his sister is based

can the next thread be a wmma themed thread

>>151913536
yeah not

>>151913536
turn in you heem badge, leave thread, monitor off.

>>151913454
I wish some fighters didn't do it to such an extreme extent, but at the same it's a don't hate the player hate the game. I can respect someone in it for honor, but you are taking a serious risk with something as volatile as fighting as your main source of income. so if you're within the rules, and your opponent agrees to the potential, why not try to give yourself an advantage (or even just level the playing field)

>>151913536
No im Arabic

>>151913451
Damn America really is fucked!

>>151913536
we talm bout pvz's butthole?

>>151913631
>cuts her head off for whatever perceived slight muslims have

>islam I think I'm pregnant
>nigga you're shamil gaziev

>>151913536
Wait how the hell is this woman so much younger than me

how do these niggas not just stunt for fun and at least inadvertently be entertaining. like they have tons of money, are popular with general public, have aoive, are successful. like act alive nigga

>>151913721
yeah man Cody Haddon has a shit ton of star power

Aaron "Star Power" Pico

>>151913690
"My bullet exits through the occipital bone, knocks out hairy, brain-wet clods of jagged meat, then buries itself in the roots of a tree"
-luke thomas

Mma Joey is live

>>151913908
some can-adian that is
heh

>>151913920
lolol haha u got me i concede
canada is the greatest

>>151913536
how is this Fair Lady only 24 years old? Wow!

and NEW
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>>151913968
nty

WE'RE ALL HERE
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>>151914035
its up