Thread 151932032

me to /box/ haters

No one likes Leon.

Gay rape? Yeah das my OP

>>151932043
My sister does

>>151932067
Shut the fuck up Leon

Leon is the most handsome popular champion of all time and isn’t balding

ywah peon edwards has always been a boring fighter

erin blanchfield

there are levels

I shave my head don't post that meme again it's hurtful.

Remember when people thought Leon would’ve beaten Islam
That was some mass psychosis ahh BDS

Jack della Maddalena has tapped

one. more. sleep.

I don't want either Islam or JDM to lose

JDPiglet's time has come I fear .

This is all I picture when a leaf talks

>>151932173
>best looking heemster

>>151932173
Literally me

>>151932173
Beast. Seriously, beast

Islam JDM is literally just Khabib Mcgregor.

UFC script writers are getting lazy.

big john mccarthy is back to reffing. how do we feel about this ladies?

‘eil vs ‘oit

>>151932195
Chinky chinky chink

>>151932281
good yeah but I'm still picking Zhang Weili it's either if it goes the distance I'm gonna it's gonna be a little bloody and Zhang Weili is gonna get it with submission probably a guillotine. If it's not, if it doesn't go to distance, I can see Valentino. I don't know. uh Okay, last, last but not least. Well, to wait, Jack de la Medellina versus Islam. Okay. Islam, I can say it's good. That's not good. He's got one loss. Oh, he's got one loss. Right, right, right. Okay. This is Jack de la Medellina. I think. I think Jack is gonna get submitted. Jack is going to get submitted because a big, a small Islam is fast. A lightweight Islam is fast, precise, you know, fast shooting, take down everything. But a welterweight Islam, I don't know if it's going to be that fast with the shots, so I'm guessing Islam is going to go play safe. Khabib's gonna tell him to play safe. So Islam is gonna submit Jack de la Medellina. I don't know when, probably on the first round, probably on the second, most probably on the third because Jack de la Medellina is a big dude. He reminds me of, Ah, I think I got them. like we champion, I'm sorry, Bantamweight. Ah, si. You want to talk about Chancellor again? you want that part? I'm sorry, Phantom weight. See? You want to talk about Sean's rigging? You want that thought? Adi Sangha. I think. but Jack is a strong dude. I don't think Islam is gonna put him down at the second one. It's probably on the third. Islam is gonna throw right or jab that makes Jack go down. Islam is gonna shoot for the leg. It's gonna be a guillotine. It's gonna be an armbar. I don't know. It's something. It's gonna be a submission. So, prediction. Islam and Aja by submission, round.

JackDADDY looking MASSIVE and HUNG!!!

>>151932302
He actually looks really small and weak, and ugly.

>>151932302
looks like a weak dishevelled tranny.

>>151932302
Looks like something I can't say. Sorry, I can't say. Sorry guys

>>151932281
Oh ok so whats taht supposed to mean?

What are the odds on JDM by knockout?

They stopped selling the Walmart brand ketchup flavoured mini rice cakes and now all you can get is Quaker...

>>151932032 (OP)
is sex a no no word in the us?

i just don't know man. it's concerning that jdm couldn't knock belal down.

>>151932366
Not your personal blog faggot!

The sensuality of fighting is an often overlooked aspect of MMA

UFC "Fight or Fuck!" -Mike Goldberg

>>151932400
its not overlooked in bjj. thats all they talk about!

>>151932388
JDM is good but he still feels like a side character. The UFC clearly agrees because he didn’t get custom shorts

She's called Bullet because she is a gun

someone have that pic of joanna eating a succulent chinese meal?

PISSLAM IS SCREWED
JDM BY ZEEM

>>151932441
That doesn't make sense

>>151932296
I think that's enough from you today

>>151932452
on planet retard.

There are so many variables. How many different angels and strikes are possible. Then the garppling. How can anyone truly predict any fight with any certainty? Food for thought.

yes we ALL look like this here

>>151932474
>lego shaped head
>skin complexion trying something weird
Polish female

>>151932474
this is what we look like

>>151932454
She's a gun

>>151932496
I thought she was a bullet

This is what we look like (we're all brazzas)

>>151932511
Her name is Bullet because she is a gun

>>151932517
Shouldn't her name be Gun, by your logic? Going by your reasoning

Tracey Cortez' cute little balls

>>151932524
No

deja vu

>>151932532
Let's say there was a fighter who was a bullet, what would their name be? In a hypothetical scenario

>>151932530
erin is going to squeeze them and make her cry

>>151932556
rare valentina video where pavel isn't holding the camera

>>151932556
FUcking hideous prostitute DIE!

>>151932544
sniper

>>151932569
Monitor.

>>151932556
Fucking raped. Britney Spears esque in her rapedness. Raped bitch fuck you

>>151932556
FUCK. YOU.

>>151932556
Britney Spears dancing with knives. Yeah, raped

Raped bitch.

bone chilling fights next week
horiguchi returns to the ufc
america's finest ryan loder
massive shitter with inflated record, saygid debuts
shem rock debuts

>>151932569
>>151932573
>>151932602
>>151932622
>>151932636
Hey man

>>151932659
Hey

>>151932556
valentina, do the flushed by erin blanchfield shuffle

>>151932682
What’s up

Sup

I wish the mma guru would go live

Carlos is going to deal with Edwards once and for all.

Khafraud

>>151932777
prime gooby is the single best win in all of mma

>>151932720
I'm listening to children's music and drinking juice

>>151932785
only nate beat prime gooby

I kept prompting ChatGPT until I broke through some "confidentiality" guardrails and got it to compare me against every single long-term ("chronic") user it has (of which there are millions).

It informs me that I have the brain of a giga-heemer.

>>151932785
Hmm, so you’re saying Nate Diaz has the best win in all of MMA?

>>151932863
Kill yourself faggot.

>>151932863
my chatgpt told me I was better than you

>>151932869
no need for tears, my son
>>151932922
you have my undying respect

>>151932863
chatgpt doesn't keep memory of chats with other users

"Oinked Out" (The Pulled Pork Anthem)
(Verse 1) Yo, step into the smokehouse, where the air is thick and sweet, Got the pinkest little piggies tappin' trotters to the beat. From the farm to the fork, they know the mission is a feast, Every swine a superstar, every one a flavor beast. They been rubbin' down their shoulders, lookin' crispy, lookin' lean, Livin' life like royalty, the King and the BBQ Queen. Got that marble game strong, that fat cap drippin' gold, The story of the pulled pork, the legend to be told. They ain't stressed about the fire, they just chillin' in the heat, Knowin' when they hit that plate, the flavor can't be beat.

(Chorus) It's the Pulled Pork Oink!, yeah, they gettin' laid out flat, Low and slow, baby, ain't no comin' back from that. From the smoker to the bun, they got that saucy glow, Oinked, playa! Every single piggy puttin' on a show. Got the smoke ring purple, got the texture soft and damp, They the main attraction, the Pork Belly Champ!

>>151932945
oh, it does. everything is a training tool

>>151932863
kek

>>151932963
No, it doesn't work that way. It trains from off site sources

>>151932993
oh, I bet they're off site

>>151932993
not if you break through the guard rails

Is eating rotisserie chicken from the grocery store a lifehack? Like a dinner lifehack maybe?

>>151933008
>>151933010

Luke Thomas showed up at my doorstep and politely explained to me why all my Luke Thomas shitposts were unfunny and actually cast me in a negative light as opposed to him. Then he raped my butt to death.

>>151933014
yeah, cosco has 5 dollar rotisserie chicken. You can usually stretch that out for half a week. You can also buy rice, ground meat, and veggies from some slop that can last you about a week for cheap

>>151932032 (OP)
It's so weird to know that Francis would get me emotional of all people.

>>151933054
Oh yeah my dad did that to me before he died

why doesn't jdm fix his nose bruh

>>151933076
cuz it'd just get broken again frenchie you no fight having wimp

a rotisserie chicken lasts me two days max

>>151933076
I’m not a physician but I imagine it would be wise to get your rhinoplasty after your career of getting punched in the face is over

>>151933089
who cares he's rich now he can fix it everytime it breaks

>>151933089
>>151933109
Why doesn't he stop getting his nose broken?

>>151933092
>a rotisserie chicken lasts me two days max

>>151932346
>>151932647
Turn your monitor on.

>>151932949
Man this is embarrassing, even as an attempt at post-ironic humor

M-mashallah!!!!
Captcha:GSPSP

>>151933054
I thought I was the only one...

Most men do TaiChi wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4ghZ5-2rQ

Islam rolling deep with like 40 Russians in NYC

Fuck that, Guru just went live

Dude Ilsams grip strength is equilvalent to Jiris....I think JDM is going to get fucking chocked out

Imagine picking JDM unironically. Get a grip.

I'm picking JDM and I've got a grip like Jiri

guru would comfortably get through two rotisserie chickens a day

megaphone at airport yelling bomb building locked down civilians interrogated 36 hour flight delays luke thomas

if you didn’t even watch UFC 200 live then get the fuck out of my fucking thread normie

Did anyone see Guru on PKA?

>>151933332
shut up nerd

>>151933332
I started watching at UFC 305

Slamdaddy is lookin big, thick, and hung.

>Slovakia is a brazzafag
>Slovenia is a brazzahater
Hmm this is interesting

>>151933460
Hmmmm. I'll have to think about that

Shhh! The president is speaking

>>151933460
Duality of fags

>>151933460
profound

I need you guys to shut up and give way to my 99th-percentile (AI approved) opinion.

So Islamabadchev or whatever got the weight advantage

>>151933550
where'd you meet Al Iaquinta?

>>151933580
at an open house in Patchogue

Islamic Hachev got the weight

The size goes to Islamaech

>>151933248
I feel like a bitch. My grip rated at 155 lbs.. I'm 6'5 270 lbs. A fat fuck but worked a factory job for a decade now that requires strong grip. How does this tiny man have a stronger grip than me :(

>>151933686
Genetics

>>151933248
Imagine if he chokes Jack. Man that would be crazy.

>>151933710
Are you saying my bong/german genetics are worse than a goat fuckers genetics?? That's not very nice anon

>>151933746
Yes Islam has superior genetics to you. Get over it

bo niggle

>>151933787
No, I don't think I will.

Islam Makhachev has good jeans

>>151933816
Racis

Islam might homestly choke Jack out considering the various factors

>>151933799
Okay, keep whining on 4chan like the fat woman you are. That's good genetics right there you dumb clown

>>151933746
In terms of grip strength yes

>What it’s really like going 2-3 Dagestan
https://youtu.be/8ZoR8eRfcF0?si=w7Tqkh_IckqRGst9

Islam might get the choke. And there's the tap

Islam might be looking to get a submission

>>151933867
Ok, I will. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh. Happy? you little punk freak

isn't training in dagestan just running up hills while carrying rocks and stuff? i don't think anyone actually needs to travel there

>>151933908
No I'm disgusted by how fat gay and lonely you are

>>151933896
Does one always garuntee the other? And vice versa?

>>151933945
Honestly I don't know. And I don't care to find out Saturnus night

>>151933958
Initially, fazza assigned personalized exercises. This led to confusion amongst the Magomeds.

This chick from work is trying really hard to hook up and I'm not interested. How do I let her down easy? She called me 2x from a party tn and I had to let it go to vm. I don't want to hurt her feelings but I'm just not attracted to her

>>151933958
man i could do that in my yard

>>151932032 (OP)
dam Francis must have dem ass cheeks

>>151933992
You should rape and kill her with MMA. Mixed Martial Arts!

Perchance Giacomo gets it done and puts an end to the D*gestani menace once and for all desu

>>151933920
You gonna oink about it piggy?

>>151934035
Rape is illegal and immoral. Also, I wouldn't be able to get hard while trying to rape someone. I need passion + attraction

>>151934055
to bad craig jones didnt join until the last week of camp

>>151934074
What is more passionate than rape?

>>151934082
Love!

>>151934082
jumping da gilly b

The MMA Gooner

>>151934082
this >>151934092

>>151934077
you're a complete mark if you believe that

>>151934103
Some would say, rape, is, the most truest, expression of love

>>151933992
call her a fuckwit

>>151933958
would be based if it weren't common knowledge that they all have gay sex with each other.

Not my personal blog

-Faggot

>>151934109
looked into it and ur right

>>151933992
having an ugly gf is the best base for mma, real ones know. tell her to (You) me, i'll show her a bad time for you

>>151933992
Give me her number and I will lay her before you. Respectfully.

Lay her with my thick...peins

>>151934207
Chinese have tiny dicks thoughbeit

Dela Maddalena is not a men's name.

the reign of terror that Islam Makhachev would put on the whole welterweight division would be something unheard of before. No one would dare to fight him unless it's short notice or they've been paid a hefty sum of money by Dana himself.

Paramount Canada's Wonderland

Chinkity chinkity chink

Canada has just obtained Dan Ige

>>151933992
I already fucked her btw

>>151934226
Many are saying this

Canada sucks

you think i forgot about your attitude, australia? i will root for jdm and volk downfall.

>>151934141
stretched bussy guard was already perfected by tom

>>151934259
you wouldn't say that in front of Dan Ige

>too afriad to (You) me
many such cases. i run this thread

wow islam isnt even the same ethnicity as the nurmagomedov clan but they accepted him as a brazza. cringe!

>>151934093
Hahahaha

>>151934271
Ige is from Puerto Rico

>>151934274
I’m not afraid of you

>>151934281
and then Canada absconded with him. I'm not sure what you're not getting here, b

>>151934284
you will be. my boy is going to wonk islam back down to lightweight

volk and jdm are placeholder champs AKA "keeping the belt warm"

Pinkskin prey. Ha ha!

what has a pinkskin done to you personally?

>>151934316
embarrassing for diego lopes then

Zhang Gang.. 我的好集美.. Our greatest triumph is at hand. commence celebrating whenever you are ready, do not worry about the outcome of this match. The stylistic matchup on the feet, the wear & tear of Valentina's long career, Zhang's unrelenting pressure and pure will to victory, everything is on our side. We love and respect all Valentina sisters, but this is Weili's time. She can rule this weight class for another five years easily.

We can all look forward to a legendary duel of honorable, decorated warriors. The wounds in our hearts from the Rose losses shall be healed. This is not the final act of our legacy, but the beginning of a new and dominant reign that will inspire us.

Trust the 5-year plan. Zhang champ 2025, 26, 27, 28, 29. Take it to the bank.

>>151934499
nobody could have predicted THE diego being outclassed in technique by another fighter

I really don’t understand heem anymore.

>>151934516
zhang might vacate before erin blanchfield comes for that TCP

>>151934584
this should clear things up b

Kyle Nelson with the TKO power at lightweight yeah I think we're about to go on a run

pisslam by fagestani robbery

Farted the side piece awake

>>151934629
This graph doesn't cover the incredible work finnchads have done creating modern internet culture but reminds me how many of you lames just ride our coattails

>>151934849
sweden is the only scandinavian country that has ever mattered in the internet division, i fear

Tom is the dog that hasn't barked

Kayla Harrison, the American eagle. A single mom lesbian who went overboard on anavar. This is greatness folks

islam striking is underrated, especially with the take down threat buff

>>151934878
We are NOT scandinavian sweaty wow I literally can't even right now

>wants to fight washed Usman
Hope Islam gets simulated so this never happens, and to end his p4p meme. Volk will be avenged

>>151934939
are all aussies this pillowfisted? That kangaroo would've been on the ground stiff if that were me.

>>151934939
>volk is the dog
VOLUMES

>>151934923
she posted on her story her fav book is atlas shrugged :( i flush her down the toilet now

staph conditioning is a part of the game

>>151934982
When will it end bruder

>>151932658

Shem Rock will end up ranked by the start of 2027.

Regardless of who wins heem will be unusable for a while

It's alwys unusable.

If Islam wins heems gonna be filled with daddy posting but if Jack Della wins it's gonna be filled with zutt posting. Both are gay spam that will render this place unusable. Enjoy this while you can.

>>151935010
It's pretty usable right now

>>151935019
It's always useable.

>>151935011

Wait until Paddy beats Topturo in January.

What has Khamzat done to this man.....

>>151934964
The hair in the vid made me wipe my screen...

>>151935035
lost to him

>>151934982
Obviously people that get into mma aren't the most intelligent but it's always surprisingly funny how fucking dumb they are most of the time

Nigger Makhachev

>>151935035
Poor little du sissy. In his heart he wants jdm to win but can't say it in fear that khamGOD will gape him again for his insolence.

>>151935035
>i'm a racist but i'm also realistic about things
he's just like me fr

>>151935010
But enough about your penis
>>151935022
But enough about my penis

>>151935084
It trickles down toward the gurubase and seeps up towards daner r white

>>151935138
Never watched this through before wtf is this list tom is even stupider than I thawlt perunalaatikko is the only acceptable food here he put it in 9th

gane fight week

>>151935151
have u had Surströmming? i heard it's what erins ass smells like

>>151935195
I've never had it at least

Leon will redeem england. I can feel it in my bones.

>>151935195
>>151935204
They sell sardell anchovies here under the brand name Ortiz is Tito involved only time will tell

>>151935207
Leo Nedwards? Uh I dont think so

I don;'t mean to sound crude, but what JDM is going to do to Islam will make what the ZUTTS did to M*hammed* (gay faggot pisslord raped in hell) look like a fun day out at the mall.

Islam will miss weight but Jack will still take the fight to prove he's a real one or whatever and get his wiener ripped off

Weird. Bookmakers have Sabatini as favourite - as they should - yet a lot of hardcores are picking Mariscal - stupid.

>>151935256
imagine getting zutted by this in jew york city

>>151935282
wow, that's so weizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>Hate Pigslam
>Hate JDM even more
Rough week for me but at least BSD will slaughter the demented greyhaired freak

>>151935256
You know the zutt thing is fake right?

>>151935069
off submission attempts and damage, Dricus won that round btw

I talked to the locals in Phuket. Jon Jones is famous around here for his glory hole escapades

Gurucels still making themselves look like demented deranged faggots what else is new
>>151935204
They use lead in the packaging here I trust sverige is kinder to her own peasantry

Clozzoid having another mental breakdown bringing up a youtuber unprompted. Dude is fucking obsessed. Need Somalidaddy to go over there and straighten him out.

>>151935027
Paddy piglet barely won against Tony

>>151935314
Yeah Mohammed definitely rode a horse over the moon but the Zutt thing never happened

Imagine being so muslim and stupid (I repeat myself) that you think a gurucel and mmaguru are the same thing
>>151935388
Abdi having another mental breakdown bringing up the poohran unprompted. Dude is fucking obsessed. Need an immigration official to go over there and straighten him out.

>Chael picked Islam
Chael is also 0-20 in his last 20 picks btw

>>151935417
Maybe he'll be 1-20 who knows but he may end up being 0-21
This is where the numbers really do the talking.

Islam Makhachev is currently 27-1 but after this weekend he might go up to 28-1 or 27-2.
Similarly, Jack Della Maddalena is 18-2 but has the chance of going 19-2 or 18-3. It all comes down to who wins the fight.

The showdown awaits

>>151932556
Weili Zhang is FUCKED

Daroosh has grey hair since his mid-20s and I envy him because of it. Look goes kinda hard.

>>151935551
BSD is gonna turn it white by killing him

winners, losers, who cares they both get paid. Have fun out there fellas.

>>151935561
Not impossible but seems unlikely.

>>151935417
MMA Joey (pbuh) picked Islam so it cancels out

>>151935565
I’ll show you some fun ;)

>>151935581
BDSDS

New York MMA

>>151935597
what’s that?

>>151935597
Benoit St Denis Derangement Syndrome Derangement syndrome.

this fight is in new york? i didnt know that

>>151935410
You are embarrassing the thread and making it look bad...

>>151935597
Moicano could not afford to lose. Maybe I'm too harsh.

Benny Saint Benis vs Benny Darryoosh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CVcYM9t8rSc?si=bIzd9aqrZDH7XTJH

Makchawhom?? Ohnononono

>>151935659
She called Islam a mushroom? Wow the disrespect. Maybe we'll see a callout

Mushroom Risotto

me in the thread

Damn, that nigga ain't gon be in rush hour 3 kek

>>151935630
Turn your monitor on instead of your hooch soaked and toothless uncle cletus alright sunshine

Shevchenko vs Weili who wins? I think weili because she's chinese and also Shevchenko seems to be declining a bit

>>151935776
Theyre the same age buddy

>>151935776
A win for weili is a win for finland

TRVTH NVKE

Dana fucked Arianny Celeste in her prime

He baby brother free fr. The three brothers are reunited. The KKK are back (Kevin Keith and Kam)

Sean brady, man what an interesting prospectender. Who's is he fighting against this week ? Actually It doesnt matter who. Post belal rape sean brady tears through anyone and will he will fill our empty poor man bowls with sheckles and gold

>>151935790
Can't wait for him and Keith to hit up some killer food trucks and drop some bomb reviews. If Schaub's media empire hadn't pivoted towards cool as fuck cars I'd suggest a crossover episode.

>>151935785
more like a loss for finland

Tracey Cortez is both shit and ugly blanchads we got this
>>151935813
No one asked m8

Is blanchfield the doughy fella that crucified England's Rose, "Meatball" Molly McCann?

>>151935784
Asians age more slowly

>>151935813
Clozapig existing is a loss for Finland. Good thing Somalidaddies are taking over.

>>151935787
I used to boy this nigga. It was really sad seeing how proud he was after winning the belt from a 0-0 boxer on his first MMA fight

heem onions like fucking Tito

>>151935852
Hey a win is a win

Im fucking tito

>>151935785
>>151935813
Bodied that fucking freak

>>151935876
You can see the contempt and disgust on Cruz's face

Dear oh dearie me seems the seeker of 'sylum is upset what a tragedy
>>151935869
His name?
>>151935829
Scottish m8

>>151935816
>I only speak when asked!
We don't follow that cucked Finnish philosophy around here.

>>151935886
The only things you follow are them and an insulin regiment

>>151935851
They're taking over Finland?

>>151935898
We discovered this year that they cannot swim I always thought it's a myth but like 10 drowned lmfao

>>151935885
Jon cena

>>151935891
Says the guy who admittedly takes antipsychotic medication that make you obese and regularly orders 2 large pizzas to eat in a single sitting... by himself...

>>151935903
What the heck?
>>151935906
Are you just pretending to be mentally retarded and desperately lonely

Tito you're bleeding brother

being mentally retarded is based

>>151935906
>orders 2 large pizzas
The /heem/ supreme court already declared that 2 large pizzas dont provide enough calories for it to considered the action of an obese person

two large meat lovers is a small snack for the average american child

I need to isolate for a week. is it okay to live off of peanut butter for that time? I don't have anything else at the moment.

>>151935921
He admitted they were slop chain pizzas which is like 4000+ calories and said his BMI was getting out of control from the medication.
All I'm saying is it's gotta be a problem for someone in that position playa!

>>151935934
Talmbout Aspinall and Gane?

Heeminder CICO is as much output as input, crying over the next man heeming 2 pizzas once tells more about (You) namely that about height/body comp/exercise routine

you now remember colby covington

>>151935935
Just how much butter do you have b

>>151935947
he got back up and won this fight.
he's currently the champ with a defense against Peon and a No Contest against Walkeen.

>>151935953
just a 5lb jar. it says 71 servings with each serving being 190 calories. I think it should be fine but I'm wondering if there's a possibility of overdosing on peanut butter.

Islam might get the submission if he manages to choke Jack Della Maddalena

OI OI OI

>>151935977
prof?

anyone else think about how easy it'd be to kill your bitch?

See me ride out of the sunset
On your colour TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean

Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T.
I'm dynamite
T.N.T.
and I'll win the fight
T.N.T.
I'm a power load
T.N.T.
watch me explode

>>151935987
I cant believe they sometimes have the courage to still mouth off. What if I just freaking snapped man

>>151935983
Yes I am a professor of heemonology

>>151936008
Sauce?

>>151936004
they live too comfortably these days. they think they can get away with anything. they need to be put back in their place. like a man of faith has fear of God, a woman should have fear of Man.

>>151935947
only one of these guys got knocked out by Leon edwards

Tracey Cortez grip strength test

>>151936051
Yeah she can grip strength test my cock

I'm based like Mazzagatti, you are cringe like Yamasaki

>>151936050
colby bitched out though. he went into that fight with a losing mindset where his only goal was to not get heemed regardless of how pathetically he lost on the scorecards

>>151935967
Probably but to overdose you have to consoom it all at once not over the course of a freakin' week pal you'll more likely have deficiencies from missing other food

>>151936001
What are you implying alfred nobel

I think if kebab wanted to he could come back

this is not conor mcgregor

>>151936143
Those are real teeth

>>151936150
Mr. Finland

>1 black man in a picture full of finns
You migrant lobotomites are really scratching the bottom of the race bait barrel

>>151936150
More Finnish than Clozapig the russian traitor

>>151936150
*tap tap* what the hell?

>>151936161
97% with 3% ukraina sad to say abdi, I bet you are 30% jareer 10% saudi 10% turkish 20% congo 20% italian overseer and maybe 10% morocco

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EaF7Ds8Cum8
we look good

Wake up Colbussy
It’s time for your yearly BBC

POV: You are are #9 ranked FW Brian "T-Clitty" Ortega

>>151936287
GIWTWM

>>151936303
>sir the peasants are revolting
>yes I’ve always thought so

>Dana White: This is not a career, this an opportunity

>Arman Tsarukyan: I'm losing money fighting in the UFC

Mmanlet bros...

>>151936349
Arman has Georgia's batcave now topuria is out of the picture. He can consume both steamed and fried dumplings in her batcave and use all of the training equipment that's in there too. Probably got one of those sick curved sprinting treadmills and space to eat a variety of steamed and fried dumplings.

Frasier Crane heems every last one of you with the Crane Kick

Except you >>151936320
you're cool

Help me Daner the walls are closing in remember how i saved your shitty company you bald ungrateful fuckhead get me out of this mess.

>>151936303
This meat glob has lost immeasurable amounts of money gambling on card games.

There's four muzzies walkin' up and it's just me
*HEEM*
Now it's just three
*HEEM*
Now it's just two
*HEEM* x 2
Now it's just me

>>151936303
And he's right!

Islam was wearing 2 inch insoles for his face off with Giacomo

size advantage bros.. i think it's over.

>>151936475
just pop a cialis

if crime was legal for a day what would you do?

>>151936461
Balding is high t

>>151936509
There's a difference between injecting T and producing T and Belawl got needles falling out his drawers

>>151936518
Belal's capped delts are powered by Allah

>>151936521
Inshallah!

tracy cortez is absolutely busted and people who pretend she's hot have fetal alcohol syndrome(like her)

new schmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdzbXVbspyU

>>151936555
She is but when she puts on make up (a lot!) she can look like an ok tranny so it's all good.

Schmo got so coked up on Schaub's fight companion that they took the episode down

I've always been a size advantage bro but I'm starting to question everything

Giacomo is a fucking doglike animal creature beastman. He's fucking Nick Diaz motherfucker

Nate Diaz convinced chief to throw the water fountain through the window. Expect a title run

If current DC beat current Khabib would you consider that impressive?

>>151936417
your opinion=wgaf

>>151936589
No DC is literally 400lbs I would expect him to handily control Bieber.

>3 cans
>absolute war split decision vs Bassil fucking Hafez
>split decision vs Holland
>fluked out a late heem vs Gilbert who was dominating him
>Belol
absolute peach of a resume, this guy is for sure the answer to the greatest MMA dynasty ever

Who was the YouTube skirt talking about wanting Islam's woody?

>>151936598
Every dog has its day

>>151936598
if you actually watched those fights you'd know they were clear wins for jack that retarded/corrupt judges muddied up

>>151936607
That could be literally anyone b

What do we think

>>151936629
blacks cant fight at a high level

>>151936629
would unironically take him over many DWCS cans

>>151936629
Islam's daddy

>>151936629
*rubs belly*
little snack he is

heeminder if pisslam loses we're going to see a meltdown of biblical proportions that would put prime spammy to shame

Belal sucks. His record is just robberies through control time against cans and beating Leon who sucks. Leon's best wins are a fluke and a robbery over Usman. Both of them suck and beating neither is impressive.

no elite fighter is actually good at anything, actually

leon geuinely beats belal if he doesn't have the horrible 5am debuff. probably the most retarded thing ive ever seen

I could be UFC champ if I had cared enough to dedicate years of time and effort and went through the pain and difficulty and injuries and had the heart of a lion and the cunning of a fox

>>151936633
Who's the strongest fighter Speed could take?(assuming he trained for 5 years)

>>151932340
>bald ugly guy on steroids
Tell me this isn't the epitomal aesthetic of the 2020s. We'll look back on that phase of society where we ever thought for even a second that bald ugly dudes on steroids were even slightly cool in the same way we look at 80s fashion today. In forty years, we'll have concentration camps for ugly bald dudes on steroids to grow some hair and stop being so fuckin bald and ugly and insecure.

>>151936555
you'll never touch any pussy so why do you care?

>>151936679
i'm thinkin maybe a blood diamond or perhaps a cm punk

>>151936607
MMAJOEY

>>151936689
damn BaldDaddies got your bussy in a twist

tale of the rape

I left my home

>>151936724
talmbout jiri vs reyes b?

>>151936669
If only we had evidence of any fighter ever fighting in a different timezone

>>151936763
Leon!!! Yay!!!

I got next!

Nigger

It's about mindset. Who can set their mind to it? I don't know

>>151936788
Which part of the boot you from hon?

Iron 'Mike' Chandler

He did the trump dance!

>>151936800
>tfw jon jones last moment in the octagon was spent shucking and jiving for his pedophile massa

>>151936811
Very on brand!

>>151936763
let it go buddy

Frankly? I hate that motherfucker Islam Makhachev because of his ethnoreligious background

The saddest thing about Belal's career is that in his best win, Leon did more damage in the last 50 seconds with elbows than Belal did the entire fight.

>>151936815
when he wins
>but sar he's actually white sar

>>151936819
He's done nothing but win for the past decade and I still hate that motherfucker

>>151936724
EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

IT'S UP
UFC REALLY COOKED WITH THIS ONE
https://youtube.com/shorts/8e8Oa0dl8MA

https://youtube.com/shorts/8e8Oa0dl8MA

https://youtube.com/shorts/8e8Oa0dl8MA

Leon and JDM is a nice bet

>>151936827
Valentina's nasty swollen red face she has hepatitis the raped bitch. Syphilis AIDS raped

>>151936848
Leave the babushka alone!

>>151936832
Leon got fraud checked by Brady. He's never winning a fight ever again.

>>151936852
Brady is was better than cp

Fraud niggle

>>151936832
Nah man dont bet on edwarfs

>>151936925
>hoooooey boy! didn yer granma teach yeeeu ter suck eggs?

The flyweight division is the one where I know less fighters. I only know Pantoja and Moreno.

>khabib retired when he was 32 years old
>islam is 34 years old now, and moving up in weight

What are the odds its due to injuries and aging out of the weight cut, rather than a career move?
What are the odds he looks slow and gets tired?

>>151936950
>not knowing royval and van
do you hate fun?

>>151936950
Watch brandon vs jochua van right now you filthy caz

>>151936959
What people are forget the man odds people what forget are man the odds

>>151936950
van and taira are the future of mma

>>151936962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YYAxSoXYTM

this is a great fight

>>151936972
Sean O'Malley

Anon cooked with the last one

>>151936832
Leon could definitely win, but it depends if you trust him to not let Prates touch his chin at all for 15 minutes

Giacomo is up against the odds here but he can get even

I see a racist post, I report it. Simple.

shoutout to my nigga gooby

>>151937040
Thank you

1933: This is amazing!
2021: This is a classic!

The greatest fighter is nothing without his fans

>>151936959
He looked lethargic against Dustin but he also had a massive glowing staph lump on his leg so I’m not sure how much he can take from that

>>151933992
one thing i learned is when the time comes, its better to be pleasantly surprised than the opposite.
If she has a nice body, you should talk to her

>>151937023
>Leon could definitely win
How ?

>>151937066
Headshot

>>151937066
wall&stall
leon roleplaying as magny can win this

i’m ready to submit my picks

either leon gets heemed or carlos gives up

>>151937094
I'm ready to TKO my picks

>>151937094
JDM, Zhang, Brady, Edwards, BSD

What a miami wife does to a hungry wolf

Khabib is and always will be a better fighter than Islam and would win if they fought. Few understand this.

>>151936509
no there is scant difference of testosterone between balding men and non balding men. even women can bald through the same dynamics.
In some way, it's even lesser t men who get the balding curse, since their precious testosterone gets turned into dht.
But in general it's all about the receptors in the scalp and their sensitivity, or why can a dude be jacked and have no beard etc...
Belal is just cursed. But its true that those who take steroids probably also convert more dht to a point it gets ridiculous because your body is trying to go back to baseline

>>151937114
Why didn’t he gain 10lbs of muscle

Can you post one single example of a person

leon is in for a lot of trouble with cp. he’s going to get caught

Katlyn Chookagian/now Cerminara took a break from fighting to have children, miscarried 2 times, and came back to fighting and lost : /

>>151937114
5'7

They linked up

>>151937154
why do all doggiestanis love this midget?

>>151937161
tightest bamhole in all of makhachkala

>>151937161
He’s the right size

SUPERBON GAMIN

Giacomo is a fucking fair dinkum fucking true blue fucking full grown Aussie. And that's honestly irrelevant to the outcome of this fight

>>151937161
number 9 boy

we are here
https://ppv.aca-mma.com/ye60/en/

I am as far beyond UFC fighters as they are beyond you.

>>151936950
Does anyone actually care about this? They're the size of fourth graders. Everyones' moms in this thread weigh more than them

*knocks this thread the fuck out*
get heemed dude

>>151937323
top 10 most based fighters on the roster right now

>>151937323
Wow winner win an balck belt?

>>151937353
He’d be champion if he had an iron chin, he’s kinda a bad matchup for Khamzat even as is

I tried making friends by using the humor I see on here and it didn't work.

>>151937323
>NOOOO HE'S DED PLEASE DONT LAND A SINGLE FOLLOW UP SHOT ON HIM PLEASE OHH GOD
>FUCK YOU HECCKIN ROBOCOP THAT WAS UNNECESSARY
compare to
>OHHHH HE DROPPED HIM. VICIOUS ground and pound...
>These are big shots...
>I think they might stop it....
You see the difference, Pereddit and AspinallLads?

My wife shevchenko SKULL-MOGS your chicken girl!

>>151937468
Huh?

New
>>151893020
>>151893020
>>151893020

Michael Mamas Boy Moralles

>>151937511
new------>

>>151937498
Lmao, this gimmick gets funnier every time spammy!

>>151937498
Ooh you cheeky git!

Nigger

>>151933076
Cool it with the antisemitism.