Thread 151933631

Nucks Edition
/hoc/vious >>151929108

I'm happy for the nucks anon :D

We're so back

>>151933631 (OP)
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remember when brenden dillon cried during the press conference when he was traded from the sharks
i do :(

He scored...again

>>151933670
but is he going to milan?

a 9:30PM start time in Chicago?

Guys, I don't think Bedard is a bust...

CONNOR BEDARDS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>151933669
the time's coming when you're gonna have to stop crying because your team will be good

>>151933670
He’s so good man…so good..

>PPG while being fed one sided penalties the entire period until you score during a (((national broadcast)))
Sorry, doesn't count.

>>151933631 (OP)
This is a great thread. Thanks guys!

>>151933763
I like it when /hoc/ looks out for each other

>>151933665
raped

>>151933670
He's the Connor now. Mcdavid is the mcbust

Bunch of shit games on tonight

I'm actually starting to get concerned. Are the Ducks for real this year?

>>151933953
the Ducks are exciting

>>151933962
They must have heard that exactly zero people here expected them to have an exciting season, /hoc/ is always wrong

>>151933999
checked
>>151934000
checked

>>151934000
cheer for a good hockey team

>>151934014
Go Flames!

>>151934030
My heart goes out to all earnest Yotes fans out there.

The leap bedard took from year 2 to year 3 is hard to wrap my head around

>>151934050
Never judge a player for what he does in the NHL as a teenager.

Can the Devils hurry up and score already I placed a huge bet on them and I owe child support soon

Stop giving the puck away pl0x ^_^

>>151934049
Donnie & Dhali talked about this interview today. They didn't like his answers and body language, said as the captain of the team he has to do better than that and to show himself as a leader.
Also mentioned how Vancouver Canucks ownership and the franchise view all the media attention as the "enemy", as though the passion and expectations from the city are just too much.

>>151934050
it took mackinnon a long time to adjust as well

The Buffalo Sabres are a money-laundering scheme. It's the only way this shit makes sense.

>>151934150
Terry Pegula and his ex were in a marriage of convenience and defrauded anyone who would sit down long enough to sign shoddy paperwork
Good luck trying to hold them accountable, though

I absolutely hate female color commentators. Just yap yap yap and they all have that annoying deep voice they do.

TUSKS UP

>>151934164
You like a girl with a super deep natural bass like Dr. Girlfriend? weird..
https://youtu.be/NZudxWdQNRg

I fucking knew they were gonna give up a shitty goal before the end of the period
So typical

buffalo just buffaloed (not in buffalo)

TRUNK DOWN

TUSKS UP

THAT'S THE WAY

WE LIKE TO PUCK

>>151934234
How vulgar.

Buffalo Sabres Utah Mammoth buffalo buffalo Toronto Maple Leafs

>>151934238
You wouldn't get it you don't have any good teams

I took my dad to see Nuremberg, his health deterioration in the past 6 months is indescribable, it's fucking awful to see.

watching nxt

>>151934067
My Schaefer will be a bust?

I’m going to my teams subreddit this thread is dead

>>151933631 (OP)
Find it funny how the Red Wings guys keep trying to do that "pass the puck from across the ice near the goal" thing like they're Pavel Datsyuk or something, only to fail miserably.

found some cool vintage 50's paperbacks at the thriftshop

>>151934333
Never judge them for negative things.

>>151934292
oof. my dad is 78 and declining hard. I wonder how much longer he has left

>>151934355
I really don't fucking care

SCAAAAAAR

SCARRRRRRR

MY MAMMOTH! :)

>>151934338
Ok we can start quality posting again, he’s gone

>>151934292
I’m sorry anon you’re a good son

The Devils are FUCKING TRASH

>a black NHL official in the city of Salt Lake
well, I'll be dipped

>>151934342
what are the books about lad?

>>151934361
fatherless behavior.

>>151934382
you're gonna be fatherless before me from the sounds of it

>>151934388
be better.

>And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
>Little boy blue and the man in the moon
>"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when
>We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then"

Markstrom sucks, just run Allen and Daws.

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>>151934388
Both of you guys stop this is retarded

>>151934067
So you're saying Celebrini will be teleporting the puck behind goalies next year.

>>151934410
Markstrom was never good I don't know why the Devils are giving him a chance

I love Bertuzzi

>>151934411
I'm Bedarded

>>151934411
But enough about you.

>>151934292
Sorry to hear that dude

I wish I was at home on my couch watching hockey but instead I'm wage slaving while all the games are being played

>>151934446
Don't you mean you're sorry to hear that saar

>>151934137
>Also mentioned how Vancouver Canucks ownership and the franchise view all the media attention as the "enemy"
It's not hard to figure out why the ownership sees media as the enemy. Haven't the Canucks media tried to their hardest to get that dude out of there? Writing stories about child abuse and shit when the child was like 25 years old.

>>151934446
Thank you bro.

>>151934444
checked

>>151934421
What he meant is that there will be no more goalies to stop his pucks.

>>151934452
keep striving brother, one day you will be in a better spot and you'll be to enjoy more hockey

>>151934464
Now eat his poop

Let's Go Abbotsford

The devils are swarming

>>151934490
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!
>the city of Newark

WHAT A GOAL
HOLY JUMPIN

HOLY FUCK THAT GOAL WAS INSANE

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>>151934403
Why are you so raped

SCARRRRRRR

EXPOSED

going to guess it was Puke Poos who got beat on that

That would've been a cooler goal if it was Bedard. Who the fuck is Lafferty?

>>151934500
Did you really take the time to mark every single post from that guy.. are you okay?

>>151934511
he injured filip chytil once

>more dangerous draw in SLC
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!

>>151934515
Who hasn't?

thea hail a cute with her stumpy arms

what a play

>>151934517
I think that game is actually over. How far behind are you?

puck watching

wtf was that, knight? Didn’t even bother to slide over

The Blackhawks haven't had a half-decent defenseman since Keith.

>>151934527
knights play tomorrow bro

>>151934524
Just seeing if the rest of you are paying attention

>>151934527
he can’t teleport dude kek

So I'm moving on
I'll never forget
As you lay there and watched me
Accepting the end
I knew you were scared
You were strong, I was trying
I gave you my hand
I said it's okay
letting go time to leave here
And I'll carry on
The best that I can
without you here beside me
Let him come take you home

>>151934534
How has pretending to be retarded been working out for you?

>>151934541
>pretending
you're giving that poster too much credit

Which Hughes brothers do people think is the best

just my last marner of the night

>>151934545
Hugh gives a fuck?

Man they’ve been all over bedard tonight

>>151934545
Birth order

>>151934545
Pretty sure most people would say Quinn>Jack >Luke

boomer beer league player here. these kids are insanely good at hockey but why do they never think to put a single part of their body on the opposing player's body? these back-and-forth, 17-pass-tic-tac-toe plays can get shut down way earlier if someone just played the body ?

>>151934568
fuck off baseball fag

>>151934545
if luke had any other last name he would be in utica

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>>151934562
That’s what I thought. Too early to tell but I don’t know if Quinn has the highest ceiling tbqh

WAAAAAAAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAY

OH I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

AND JOE HENDRY IS SO PRESTIGIOUS

>50% of tonught’s gaymes go to garytime
When will >we rebel

>>151934550
think you mean your last nic roy

Really miss Nazar…

>>151934594
don't lie copey, we all know you don't think

bedard's great anytime obviously but he's better when there's fewer men to divide his attention and he can really focus on each of them

This woman is actually good desu

>>151934601
no milly

Fuck this faggot holy shit someone kill him next time

hahaha calgary btfo

apologize to markstrom

What a fucking great goalie pass

>the city of Connor Bedard
he'll git'em next time

and the devils secure their garypoint

Who even likes this team and why?

>>151934621
we don't bully slovakia here

What a fluke. These cunt announcers were trying to jinx it

>>151934581
>but I don’t know if Quinn has the highest ceiling tbqh
I don't think Jack will ever reach Quinn's ceiling, because he's had 3 shoulder injuries already. My guess is that he will have at least 2 more and with each operation his ceiling will get lower.

>>151934625
I shant.

>>151934636
KEK BBC! Good one dude I love interracial porn

>>151934614
no thoughts, head empty

>>151934656
A thing of beauty

>>151934658
we don't post our ailments here

>>151934575
you can't be an 88+ IQ American and not like baseball but thanks for the >u

>>151934689
I think you're posting in the wrong thread. You might be alittle under 88 IQ

>>151934636
stop talking shit

>>151934680
cope, my back hurts from carrying this genny

>>151934712
you gonna cry if I don't?

>>151934700
the question was about hockey, the image doesn't need to be related. that's how this place has always worked but maybe you showed up and brought your reddit rules with you, who the fuck knows.

>>151934568
junior leagues have been discouraging contact for a while due to parental concerns, as i understand it

>>151934800
>baseball fag
>starts talking about reddit
wow who coulda guessed

My Debbie’s!

>>151934651
Me too

>>151934820
we all go through the edgy "baseball is boring" phase in our late teens, i get it
>>151934816
do you mean youth hockey in general or major junior specifically? either way i imagine you're right though i'm not sure it's a great idea

>>151934904
no if you like baseball then you like balls and that means you are gay

>>151934936
lmao gottem

>>151934904
what then does liking pucks mean?

>>151934986
meant for
>>151934936

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>>151934993
well apparently getting called gay means you can't post straight now. how is your aids?

>Another baseball bitch BTFO'd
/hoc/ is blessed

hoc more like gay fag LOL LMAO

stfu poo peeland

>>151935107
did ya get autosaged yet today bud kwab

>>151935188
no

>>151935261
what kind of other primitive instruments like the didgeridoo do you guys play down there?

>>151935369
The lagerphone is a traditional Australian musical instrument

did they send me daughters when i asked
for sons

you're the most raped bitch i've ever seen
and i know you've been run through
because bud
made a 1
out of you

>36 NHL teams

why not 72? why not 100?

>>151935473
Why not merge with the KHL and have the Stanley Cup be contested interleague

>>151935473
now THATS garyvision

>>151935473
>He thinks there are 36 teams
lol I see that you are canadian and you don't know hockey so i will give you a pass

>>151935505
i literally just got here from india

my soilers played a good game of hockey tonight : D

didn't watch hockey today

>>151935552
Didn’t ask

How?

>>151935583
>six goals

>>151935593
Like what the literal fuck where they thinking getting saros to do this commercial? He isn't even top 20 for goalies

>>151935602
Should have used a Russian goalie who can barely speak English
Finns hardly seem to ever have heavy accents

>>151935557
and yet tranny, tiny is kwaboty again kek

nobody asked, you stupid tranny fuck

>>151935480
Lmao that's what they did 100 years ago. The stanley cup was an interleague championship. The obrien trophy is the chapionship trophy of the nhl

Ngl I kind of wish Russia wasn't banned from international hocky. Seeing Ovi, Demidov and Geno line would have been sick

>>151935473
I'm Bill Daly and there should be more pucks too

>>151935702
O'brien's also the name of the NBA trophy
Weird

shartstorm made a good pass today

>>151935701
nyla has aids AND tiny r con is a crackhead

Since Christmas season is around the corner I'm starting to miss telethon which CTV used to air, I remember binged watching like 5 movies a day when it aired and my local elementary raised money one time. People always talk about Saturday morning cartoons and shopping malls when it comes to 90's but never mention telethons.

>Once again struggled against a bottom feeder team
Do you think he is happy?

>>151935803
I honestly think he's autistic why the fuck he bothered signing an extension?

>>151935794
I watched the new smiling friends and it was gay. What makes you think cartoons are good?

Over here during Christmas, people would hang a star like one of these outside their house.

>>151935812
he feels bad that he persuaded draisaitl to resign

>>151935817
what the fuck made you think anyone asked

>>151935814
>the new
spotted your problem

>>151935814
The recent Looney Tunes movies isn't so bad.

>>151935849
Yeah I saw you too

>>151935914
that's what you get for peeking in your mom's room

>Contenders
Colorado
Carolina
>Pretenders
New Jersey
Anaheim
Montreal
Winnipeg
>Frauds
Dallas
Boston
Pittsburgh
Utah

>>151936058
>Slumping early
Edmonton
Las Vegas
>Hot but not sustainable
Chicago
San Jose
>Mid as expected
Los Angeles
Ottawa
Seattle
>Slighter over achieving
Philadelphia
>Slightly under achieving
New York Islanders
>Rags
Rags

>>151936067
>2nd half teams
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
Florida
Toronto
>Non playoff teams
Washington
Columbus
Vancouver
Buffalo
Nashville
>Yzerplan tier
Detroit
>The absolute pits, bottom of the barrel, worst of the worst, no other team comes close to being this shit
Calgary

great job looking at the standings chud
my flames still rule

Admit that you'd be happy if the >rags won the Cup /hoc/

they have adam fox, matt rempe and jt miller and i dont like them

>>151936072
I think Florida would be bumped up to contender tier once Tkachuk and Barkov return.

>>151936156
your Hoc-1B visa has been revoked
you must return to /cric/ immediately

>>151936146
Rempe will probably be sent back to AHL

>>151936220
If he's not waivers exempt he'll get claimed

>>151936104
the basement

>>151936239
counterpoint: Russian scene girl instathot

>>151936239
Why don't Oilers fans have any furniture?

The increase in abuse of officials is concerning, especially at lower levels

>>151936326
Nice

>>151936146
Cope Adam Fox's father was a long-time season ticket holder for the New York Rangers

>>151936402
still a scumbag for how he treated my flames after they watched him play and liked what they saw and drafted him. fuck you adam fox

Sharks got lucky and as always everyone treats the OT win like any other win. If I could strangle some of these people to death

>>151936072
on the sixth year of yzerplan, my gm gave to me
eleventh in the conference standings

>>151936388
she has a few things going for her

>>151936434
jen

geez i missed some retard kino

>>151936434
Kek

Nemec my beloved got a hatty
fuck that pork coach though, i hope Nemec finds a better home for him

>>151936058
As a Detroit fan, I hate how well the Avs are doing. We used to be rivals for fuck's sake. We destroyed them back in 2008.

brooksie died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhVC8uEbQU

>>151936537
Cancer huh? Yeah, that will kill you.

>>151936537
F

oof, kevin

>>151936675
I hate Geekie's name so I'm agreeing with Kevin

Dallasies vs Montrealies tonite