You're all pigs. No saves.

>>95710446 (OP)
Ok.

I don't get it.

Fuck off, Circe.

>>95710446 (OP)
Willow series imploding was truly tragic, my dad was hyped to see a childhood film followed up only to be a woke disaster that gets memory holed overnight

>>95710499
She just turned them into pigs.

>>95710446 (OP)
In hindsight, being exposed to this scene as impressionable child didn't do much good for me at all.

>>95710544
How can you say that to a young lady!?

Save rolls are dumb and make no sense, anyway.

>>95710754
The game would be stupidly boring if you could solve every single problem with Flesh to Stone 100% of the time, every time. Would it even be a game any more at that point? Or just a spell-selection puzzle. If you picked the correct spell, (spoilers: every spell is the correct spell) you move to the next level. Yawn.

>>95710446 (OP)
It's called a STORY HOOK, Kevin.

>>95710552
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>>95710446 (OP)
Sorry, i'm playing a shapeshifter and can't be forced to change shape unwillingly. .

>>95710680
She turned me into a pig!

>>95710547
Same here, I am actively avoiding the shit sequel. Only original 70s/80s fantasy movies for my kids.

>>95710804
>he thinks casting Flesh to Stone is like working some pocket vending machine
No. You have to sacrifice a baby at the altar of Moloch to turn flesh to stone

>>95711278
I got better

>>95710446 (OP)
>better smell
>can orgasm for hours
>can eat everything
>nobody will care if you pig out with the boys

Could be worse.

>>95710499
>>95710561

>>95712009
>can orgasm for hours
Is this really true tho

>>95713353
You'll understand once you become a 4chan moderator.

But didn’t the magic midge save himself and his friends

>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs
You look at the evil queens tits once and you never hear the end of it.

>>95714032
Try hitting on her daughter...

>>95710446 (OP)
Oink! Oink oink oink

hruk

>>95710561
Does everything always have to involve a specific game in mind?

>>95710446 (OP)
/tg/ - televion and film

>>95710446 (OP)
It is why resistance rolls are slightly more sensical.
Problem is, you have to graduate to a real system to understand.

>>95716658
Oh, for a second there, I forgot that we're on /tg/ - Everything But Games.
My mistake.

Hello fist level mage. Here's a wand of polymorph.
Beats a few daggers and a lock of hair right?
FACE GALADRIEL

>>95710446 (OP)
Hot. Even hotter would be if she was the heroine instead of the villainess.

>>95716934
>>95716676
Why don't you just use your mod powers to delete the thread?

>>95713353
>>95716676
>>95716934
>How does one of the most /tg/ movies ever made relate to being /tg/-related?

>>95710446 (OP)
And thus, a fetish was born

>>95717958
Same reason you don't use your mod powers to delete posts that call out your bullshit, I'd imagine.

>>95718240
>non-interactive media
>related at all to interactive media beyond tangential inspiration or homage
Never ever.

>>95718465

Oink

You’re all smoked bacon

>>95717488
Why did she do it

>>95721779
It was part of the quest.

>>95718240
I dont watch TV. What show?

>>95719698
>Circe
Nobody would get that reference.

>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs.
Oink!

>>95716676
I thought Odyssey is /lit/?

>>95719691
>t. clueless newfag

>>95724112
13th Warrior.
A movie from 1999.
Literally one of the most /tg/ movies ever made, there is a solid chance you played it at least once without even knowing.

>>95724204
also /his/
also /v/

>>95724217
If we're throwing random letters, then also /co/ (Circe is very important in Wonder Woman/Justice League Dark comics.)

>>95724352
let's not forget /mu/ with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
/d/ and/or /trash/ for the whole transformation thing
/x/ because of the witchcraft involved
/pol/ because Circe (and Medea) was archetypal girlboss
and /trv/ should be self-evident

>>95719669
Just to be clear, you're not a moderator, or even a janitor, correct?

>>95710446 (OP)

>>95716658
Well, in moderation, maybe not. But ... the offtopic shitposting is only marginally less toxic to the board's health than the constant /pol/ brigading.

In principle, in a complete vacuum, some games-adjacent nerdery is fine. But maybe it's for the best that /tg/ consider the longer-term health of the gaming hobby / community for a change. Do you enjoy having to go to reddit/s r/lfg to find a game to join? Where the fuck else can you find people who are actually running games to play?

Why not here? Why not on the gamefinder threads here? Well, you can't do it here because of the fucking animoololislop and off-topic garbage pushing everything games-related off the bottom. You want a healthy community? Then stop shitting in the pool.

>>95729432
>Why not here? Why not on the gamefinder threads here?
Because here is 4chan...

>>95729560
Some of us remember a time when 4chan was the primary socializing place for general population internet users...

>>95724214
>t. clueless newfag
You haven't been here any longer than seven years, I can tell.

>>95729583
Fair enough, but it was also known at the same time as an infamous hacker that made vans explode...
You want "socially acceptable," there is near literally every other outlet on the net, but on 4chan you always run the risk of someone filling your thread with all the graphic details on how they exploded their own cock with a firecracker.

>>95729676
I don't care about socially acceptable. I care about having a vigorous community of gamers so I can enjoy my hobby / autistic special interest of tabletop games.

I do not give a fuck about your lolislop.

>>95729776
>I don't care about socially acceptable. I care about having a vigorous community of gamers so I can enjoy my hobby / autistic special interest of tabletop games.
These are mutually incompatible; You want a "vigorous community" it HAS to be socially acceptable, that's what makes it a SOCIETY!

>>95729801
Wrong. Society is not culture. There can be subcultures within a larger society and they don't have to be compatible or particularly large.
But I'm getting the feeling that you're more worried about protecting yourself from seeming mainstream than you are in games... Don't worry, you can goon over your pedo anime in other places. This is a place for tabletop RPGs. Not your lolis.

>>95729870
>Don't worry, you can goon over your pedo anime in other places.
Fucker in what way are the pictures I'm posting pedophilic?!
And you're clearly the insincere one here; If you are so desperate to discuss "Games," then why are you HERE instead of whatever dedicated forum whatever "game" you are interesting in almost CERTAINLY HAS.
I'm guessing you were rejected from those spaces, likely do to beliefs most find socially unacceptable?

I don't know which one is the original, the men feasting in Circe's table drinking and eating or the men raping Circe.
Either way, it's perfectly ok to make a no-save spell when you willfully ingest the poison/catalyst first.
It was either in the wine or Circe's pussy, doesn't matter.
If you willfully eat a canned fireball in beans form, you don't get a save when it hits your stomach.

>>95710446 (OP)
I hold up my X card no bulli

>>95729929
If you weren't a pedo, it'd be easier for you to just ignore the insult. Instead, you're sweating and panicking... Bye bye, diddler.

>>95729999
Deflection, deflection.
You're just a troll using whatever inflammatory language gets you replies.
Whatever, gives me an excuse to post more P'orks.

>>95716934
It's from an old movie called "Willow", you child. Just reverse google searching the image at the top would have saved you SO much brain-ache and confusion.

Advocate for your own understanding, don't beg people to find stuff out for you.

>>95728930
Indeed.

God that movie was so weird. The hags fighting at the end was worth it, though.

>>95710446 (OP)
>Based Tier
You're all pigs. End of story.
>Retarded Fag Tier
What's my saving throw?
What's the point value of this Transform power?
I spend a Plot Point/Fate Point/Benny...

>>95715238
Too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEnG-LGki8

>>95729611
You didn't know how to read yet seven years ago.

>>95730327
>It's from an old movie called "Willow"
So, not a game.
Thank you for confirming it isn't from a game.

>>95710552
they got better

>>95734561
>zoomie still mad

>>95731773
>The hags fighting at the end was worth it, though.
I like when they started throwing punches

Coincidentally, yesterday my grandmother found that movie in Spanish on YouTube.

>>95719669
Uh oh. Telling on yourself. I don't fantasize about deleting posts that upset me unlike (you). You thought this was a great comeback but it actually makes you look even more pathetic than LARPing as a 4chan janny already did. Embarrassing. Can you do anything right in your life? How did it get to this point?

>>95736955
Is your grandmother Spanish?

>>95710446 (OP)
I chuckled.

>>95710668
I remember having nightmares about my hands turning into hooves. Great movie though.

>>95710547
The best revival of an old IP is still the Dark Crystal series.

>>95734689
zoomy doesnt sound mad
but maybe, even as you thrash in your own fading relevance you still have time to learn that people are more complicated than the husks in arena. touching grass is the first step. the second is interacting with people. you still have some years left. try it

I always assumed Bavmorda was a lot older than she looked, which is demonstrated in her final fight with Raziel. Probably peers/rivals since childhood.

>>95739609
yeah that's a safe bet. the mask off version of bavmorda in the last sequence looks almost Nosferatu undead.
the actresses are actually further apart in age than I would have guessed. Patricia Hayes who played Raziel was born in 1909.

>>95739609
>Probably peers/rivals since childhood.
Pretty sure this is canon actually

>>95710547
It killed whatever Hope I had left.
Now I am a broken man.

>>95738009
>touching grass is the first step
>the second is interacting with people
Irony: orbiting Mars

>>95710547
That series got cancelled so fast, most people registered it exists only after "Willow cancelled" hit the data aggregators

>>95737964
The best revival of an old IP is making new, original stuff.
Anyone claiming otherwise is either peddling reheats or was dropped during childbirth

>>95741000
>That series got cancelled so fast, most people registered it exists only after "Willow cancelled" hit the data aggregators
did it ever even get launched? I thought they pulled it down like hours after the first episode was posted.

>has one daughter
>daughter decides to be a martial
>not a wizard like her mother
Maybe she should have had a son

>>95742521
She betrayed mommy. She can die.

>>95737455
No, it isn't. My family and I are from El Salvador.

>>95734606
>I'm just a person who wants to discuss games on the board presenting itself for discussing games.
If you were you'd be in one or more of the several other threads doing so. You actually want drama. Let people rp in peace, they're gaming more than your sorry nogaems ass.

>>95716934
You must be a blast at parties...

>>95716934
You sound like a bitch.

>>95734606
What a fag lol

>>95734606
You’re always like this in every goddamn thread
“What games?”
“How does this relate to games?”
“You didn’t specify the game”
“Do you play games?”
“You don’t play games”
“No games”

You’re just another “reeee bumpfag” fag.

Why no saves? The midge had a save.

>>95730033
The fuck is this semen demon? Why is her tail coiled like a pig’s?

>>95753360
Probably an “orc”

>>95753360
>>95754483
Japanese (p)orc, really.
In Japan, orcs never got past their pig design.

>>95747399
If the threads were about games, nobody would need to ask these questions.

>>95753360
>>95754483
>>95754557
Specifically, she's Ruka from Monster Musume Online, the only known female depiction of an Orc in Monster Musume.

unlimited bacon!

>>95754557
>(p)orc
Is this real terminology

>>95740958
You're IQ must be under 70 if you had any hope that a modern remake would be anywhere near as good as an old classic.

>>95710446 (OP)
Thanks for making me an animal that can chew through human bone no problem you dumb skankcerer, time to go hog wild on that ass.

>>95710446 (OP)
>Immutable Form
Nuh-uh.

>>95758751
Yeah-huh, buddy.

>>95734561
Neither are you, you no-game twat.

>>95710547
The Willow series was good, actually. In a world where everyone's trying to ape GoT and slop like Wheel of time gets 3 seasons Willow held the tone of the original while still being more modern. It was a fun, interesting passion project and was cancelled for it. Because TV execs' are gay and retarded.
Also while we're at it this anon >>95737964 is right, Dark Crystal Age of Resistance is the absolutely best fantasy show since GoT early seasons.
Fight me niggers.

>>95759749
It was absolute shit
The brown lesbian fucking sucked
It was as shit as the Wheel of Time adaptation.

>>95759749
No it’s garbage
Movie was good

>>95759749
My favorite part was how the main character lesbian girl, a DEEPLY sarcastic, cynical, snarky, unpleasant cunt that spoke in constant modern lingo, became noticably more focussed, less selfish and all around a better, more moral person, upon falling into a pool of "EVIL JUICE".

She was so fucking unpleasant as a person that falling into a vat of actual pure magical evil made her so horribly evil that she LAPPED her own morality compass and came out on the other side!

>>95760840
That’s hilarious.

>>95760840
Is that really what happens in the show

>>95762922
That is, in fact, what happens in the show.

For the entire show, Little Miss Californian Uni Student has been a selfish brat, moaning and mouthing off about the fact that she's partied with the 'Elora Danen' super special chosen one to save the world. She is OPEN about the fact that she's upset that she's not the special one. I am not even joking. Think of just how sociopathic and weird and entitled that recent Marvel characters have been, for instance, and then imagine if someone tipped the mask completely for this vapid character.

Now, close to the closing of the story's second act, they locate the kidnapped brother, who has been slowly corrupted by the dark side of the force and is drinking the giant worm of evil's evil worm juice, becoming more dark-side. In a struggle with him, she falls into the pool of evil goo that he's been drinking from and is rescued soon after as the evil brother escapes to do evil.

From that point on, SHE STOPS BITCHING ABOUT NOT BEING THE SPECIAL ONE, is entirely, unquestioningly on board with helping the actual special one and the party, asks them about THEIR feelings, is co-operative.

Her soul was so fucking noxious and foul that falling into glowing orange evil-corruption juice actually DILUTED her crap-for-soul, washed it off!

We are EXPRESSLY TOLD through every scene with the brother that the giant worm's evil juice is singularly bad, that it MAKES evil and makes monsters, and makes monsters MORE EVIL.... THIS entitled brat tumbles into it and comes out a better person!

None of the characters talk about this fact, nobody addresses it, there isn't an implication that she's putting on an act and is secretly Darth Rey Palpatine now. And there's certainly no second season to pay that wretched, poorly written, low budget nonsense off.

She fell into pure evil, everyone was extremely okay about that, and she was made a kinder, better person for it.

WHO. WROTE. THIS.

>>95765261
That is just a system integer overflow. Same thing happened in the civilization video games, they made Ghandi so peaceful and anti-war that he wrapped around to being a literal war-monger who would rush nuclear technology every time and commit genocide every game.

>>95737964

There was no reason for Dark Crystal Age of Resistance to be that fucking good, and less reason for it to be cancelled. It's the perfect example of respecting the original while expanding on its ideas.

>>95710446 (OP)
You're all gay!

>>95710446 (OP)
Bacon :)

>>95771244
Cannibalism.

>>95710446 (OP)
> Witch turns everyone into cops...
What kind of fucked up curse is that?!?

>>95774448
When cops eat bacon, or ham, is it considered a form of cannibalism?

>>95777431
Yes. Much like how Christians are cannibals when they participle in the communion.

>>95710446 (OP)
That as ben soo long yet i still rember after 20 years
Whats that movie again

>>95779056
Willow

>>95768625
Gaaay!

>>95710446 (OP)
Immune. Nice try though. Sorry to disappoint you, but these 400 hours played aren't there for nothing.

>>95788075
>Immune.
Nope.

>>95710446 (OP)
I was born a pig.
I love boobies.

>>95711834
What also floats in water?

>>95793000
Icebergs?

>>95759749
>Willow held the tone of the original
No.
>while still being more modern.
Ick.
>It was a fun, interesting passion project
No.
>and was cancelled for it.
No.
>Because TV execs' are gay and retarded.
Indeed.

>>95710446 (OP)
Well thats gay

>>95710446 (OP)
It can't be helped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5KzB_EOqc

>>95710446 (OP)
Damage? I have a 5+++

>>95759749
>the absolutely best fantasy show since GoT early seasons.
Unfathomable shit taste. Game of Slop isn't fantasy it's just porn with a minute fantasy theme

what if I'm already a pig?

>>95710446 (OP)
Hot.

>>95710446 (OP)
pige

>>95801977

>>95792392
Too late. I already left and came back just to fart in your private sanctuary and lock the door behind me as I leave again. Enjoy my stinking cloud spell, bitch.

>>95710446 (OP)
Thankfully our entire party are powergamers who chose classes and races with abilities and spells that make them immune to polymorph effects.
Now then, I assume we roll initiative since the witch initiated combat.

>>95734561
Actually, there is a Willow TTRPG. I'll try to see if I have the pdf when I'm no longer a phone-posting shitlord.

>>95710446 (OP)
Deep down I always new this was going to happen to me. I accept my fate.

>>95807748
Born to be American

>>95710446 (OP)
wtf no

>>95801977
>>95803365

>>95737964
>>95759749
>>95766043
Worked on Dark Crystal, and the crew felt like everyone was in an enlightened state. It was soul crushing to see it perform that badly and get cancelled... I just hope all the concept art and tests we did for it and what was to be the second season see the light some day, there was some genuinely gorgeous stuff there, deserts of gems and gold with its crests blowing in huge waves, forests of blue and aquamarine mushrooms...

>>95766043
The original was all ages, Age of Resistance was quintessentially YA.

>>95734606
Fucking golem

>>95815198
Fucking hell that sounds gorgeous. The environments and lighting were some of the best things in that show, I really can't think of any silver screen fantasy world more beautiful. People go off about Pandora in avatar but it's not even close compared to real sets (or mostly real, at least)

>>95710446 (OP)
Even the pretty girl prostitutes?

https://youtu.be/zxfd_fILLF0?si=fZSm7sEoMil-8P1f

>>95815198
Cast not thy pearls before swine: they shall trample them and turn again and rend thee. The fault lay not with thy stars but with the sins of mortal Man. Await the coming of a new Age and thy labors will not have been in vain: for they are the seeds of new passions and delights in the fertile minds of the innocent yet unborn.

>>95760003
Rosamund Pike and Daniel Henney are sex symbols which will still be worshipped a hundred years hence and they acted the FUCK out of their roles in that show. Kate Fleetwood and Donal Finn get honorable mentions. And no one is spending nearly enough time talking about how reality-shatteringly hot Taylor Napier is.

>>95759749
>The Willow series was good, actually.

>>95710446 (OP)
Not a woman?!

>>95759749
lol, just lol

>>95710446 (OP)
i was already a pig, charlatan

>>95710446 (OP)
Ah, yes, splendid, my favorite evil witch-queen...

>>95710446 (OP)
No saves? Fucking why?

>>95828016
Because casterfaggotry is like that

>>95829607
Imagine the drama if martials were given three swings per day with their sword, plus two more swings per day per character level. Whether you hit or deal damage or not, an attempted attack still counts against your swings per day limit. Once you run out of swings, you can no longer attack except for your default Splash move which deals no damage and simply consumes your Action that turn.

Oh, and some monsters just have a 70% chance of negating your attack even if you would otherwise hit them.

And some are even just immune to all physical attacks whatsoever, just period. Like, maybe 15% of the Bestiary.

Shut the FUCK up, martial faggot.

>>95824123
Tia Carrere in Kull the Conqueror will always be the hottest, and Joanna Lumley's Morgan le Fay from Prince Valiant will always be my all-time-favorite overall.

>>95710446 (OP)
Bitch.

>>95832533
Her demon form really killed my boner tho

>>95838164
I'll agree with that, casting Tia Carrere to be the main villainess and not have her character die in a prolonged sexy catfight with the princess was really a dick move.

>>95710547
Halfway through I ended up enjoying the trainwreck. I'm not sure if it was after the lesbian lumberjacks, but something snapped and I was like "fuck it, I'm never getting a proper sequel, let's see just how bad it manages to get." I was excited to see what new lows it could reach. And BOY, did it deliver.

>>95759749
>Willow held the tone of the original while still being more modern.
It sure held the tone, with the evil generals straight out of some 2000s dark fantasy garbage (which weren't even relevant in the end, the soundtrack with chick band covers of famous metal songs, the Iron Man armor...

Man it's just nice to talk to other people who wasted time watching that horror.

>>95806619
Man if you have the game manual, I'd love it. Only found links for The Willow Sourcebook.

Fun fact, the writer for the Sourcebook worked on AD&D 2e. He wrote the Crusades Campaign Sourcebook, which is pretty interesting.

>>95718240
>>95724214
Good movie, too.

>>95742521
I think the novelization mentions her being adopted from a kingdom Bavmorda cursed/destroyed. Don't recall in the movie.
Her dad was probably a based martial king.

>>95710446 (OP)
I'M PIGGLE RICK

>>95832533
Awful movie. So bad it’s good.

>>95759429
>You are immune to any spell or effect that would alter your form.
Yeah, no.

>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs. No saves.
Didn't know I was going to be knighted today.

that spell smells like bacon

>>95846842
yeah there's no mistakin'

>>95765261
Tragic.

>>95760840
>>95765261
lol

>>95716934
newfag

>>95710499
It's a spell. What's so hard to get? Now oink. Oink for me, piggy.

>>95844633
Clever, not gonna lie

>>95855335
Off-topic threads may even inspire ideas seen nowhere else.

>>95816340
Don't quote jewish fanfiction at me ever again.

>>95710547
>not a single retard pretending that you're a chud
Are the shills finally gone?

>>95861380
They lost their janny ally so they've really quieted down, but they pop up sometimes.

>>95766043
One bigwig at netflix really wanted it made, once he was out, it went the way of everything decent netflix had.

Still thought the end of s1 was a bit anticlimatic.

>>95710446 (OP)
Sadly she died in april!