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Anonymous No.95710446 [Report] >>95710481 >>95710547 >>95710668 >>95710975 >>95711042 >>95712009 >>95714032 >>95716268 >>95716676 >>95716764 >>95717882 >>95718465 >>95724188 >>95728930 >>95729997 >>95732964 >>95737551 >>95758379 >>95758751 >>95768625 >>95771244 >>95774448 >>95779056 >>95788075 >>95792996 >>95795717 >>95795836 >>95796171 >>95800565 >>95801977 >>95803744 >>95807748 >>95813450 >>95816304 >>95817433 >>95820176 >>95824123 >>95828016 >>95834586 >>95841380 >>95844633 >>95868963
You're all pigs. No saves.
Anonymous No.95710481 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Ok.
Anonymous No.95710499 [Report] >>95710552 >>95712078 >>95858603
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.95710544 [Report] >>95710680
Fuck off, Circe.
Anonymous No.95710547 [Report] >>95711357 >>95737964 >>95740958 >>95741000 >>95759749 >>95840863 >>95861380
>>95710446 (OP)
Willow series imploding was truly tragic, my dad was hyped to see a childhood film followed up only to be a woke disaster that gets memory holed overnight
Anonymous No.95710552 [Report] >>95710991 >>95734668
>>95710499
She just turned them into pigs.
Anonymous No.95710668 [Report] >>95737585
>>95710446 (OP)
In hindsight, being exposed to this scene as impressionable child didn't do much good for me at all.
Anonymous No.95710680 [Report] >>95711278
>>95710544
How can you say that to a young lady!?
Anonymous No.95710754 [Report] >>95710804
Save rolls are dumb and make no sense, anyway.
Anonymous No.95710804 [Report] >>95711542
>>95710754
The game would be stupidly boring if you could solve every single problem with Flesh to Stone 100% of the time, every time. Would it even be a game any more at that point? Or just a spell-selection puzzle. If you picked the correct spell, (spoilers: every spell is the correct spell) you move to the next level. Yawn.
Anonymous No.95710975 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
It's called a STORY HOOK, Kevin.
Anonymous No.95710991 [Report]
>>95710552
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.95711042 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Sorry, i'm playing a shapeshifter and can't be forced to change shape unwillingly. .
Anonymous No.95711278 [Report] >>95711834
>>95710680
She turned me into a pig!
Anonymous No.95711357 [Report]
>>95710547
Same here, I am actively avoiding the shit sequel. Only original 70s/80s fantasy movies for my kids.
Anonymous No.95711542 [Report]
>>95710804
>he thinks casting Flesh to Stone is like working some pocket vending machine
No. You have to sacrifice a baby at the altar of Moloch to turn flesh to stone
Anonymous No.95711834 [Report] >>95793000
>>95711278
I got better
Anonymous No.95712009 [Report] >>95712610
>>95710446 (OP)
>better smell
>can orgasm for hours
>can eat everything
>nobody will care if you pig out with the boys

Could be worse.
Anonymous No.95712078 [Report]
>>95710499
>>95710561
Anonymous No.95712610 [Report]
>>95712009
>can orgasm for hours
Is this really true tho
Anonymous No.95713375 [Report]
>>95713353
You'll understand once you become a 4chan moderator.
Anonymous No.95713584 [Report]
But didn’t the magic midge save himself and his friends
Anonymous No.95714032 [Report] >>95715238
>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs
You look at the evil queens tits once and you never hear the end of it.
Anonymous No.95715238 [Report] >>95733015
>>95714032
Try hitting on her daughter...
Anonymous No.95716268 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Oink! Oink oink oink

hruk
Anonymous No.95716317 [Report]
Anonymous No.95716658 [Report] >>95716934 >>95729432
>>95710561
Does everything always have to involve a specific game in mind?
Anonymous No.95716676 [Report] >>95717958 >>95718240 >>95724204
>>95710446 (OP)
/tg/ - televion and film
Anonymous No.95716764 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
It is why resistance rolls are slightly more sensical.
Problem is, you have to graduate to a real system to understand.
Anonymous No.95716934 [Report] >>95717958 >>95718240 >>95730327 >>95744714 >>95746311 >>95855335
>>95716658
Oh, for a second there, I forgot that we're on /tg/ - Everything But Games.
My mistake.
Anonymous No.95717488 [Report] >>95721779
Hello fist level mage. Here's a wand of polymorph.
Beats a few daggers and a lock of hair right?
FACE GALADRIEL
Anonymous No.95717882 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Hot. Even hotter would be if she was the heroine instead of the villainess.
Anonymous No.95717958 [Report] >>95719669
>>95716934
>>95716676
Why don't you just use your mod powers to delete the thread?
Anonymous No.95718240 [Report] >>95719691 >>95724112 >>95840894
>>95713353
>>95716676
>>95716934
>How does one of the most /tg/ movies ever made relate to being /tg/-related?
Anonymous No.95718465 [Report] >>95719698
>>95710446 (OP)
And thus, a fetish was born
Anonymous No.95719669 [Report] >>95724572 >>95737261
>>95717958
Same reason you don't use your mod powers to delete posts that call out your bullshit, I'd imagine.
Anonymous No.95719691 [Report] >>95724214
>>95718240
>non-interactive media
>related at all to interactive media beyond tangential inspiration or homage
Never ever.
Anonymous No.95719698 [Report] >>95724139
>>95718465
Anonymous No.95719901 [Report]
Oink
Anonymous No.95721450 [Report]
You’re all smoked bacon
Anonymous No.95721779 [Report] >>95723772
>>95717488
Why did she do it
Anonymous No.95723772 [Report]
>>95721779
It was part of the quest.
Anonymous No.95724112 [Report] >>95724214
>>95718240
I dont watch TV. What show?
Anonymous No.95724139 [Report]
>>95719698
>Circe
Nobody would get that reference.
lowercase sage !!ksznD1Xs7EU No.95724188 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs.
Oink!
Anonymous No.95724204 [Report] >>95724217
>>95716676
I thought Odyssey is /lit/?
Anonymous No.95724214 [Report] >>95729611 >>95840894
>>95719691
>t. clueless newfag

>>95724112
13th Warrior.
A movie from 1999.
Literally one of the most /tg/ movies ever made, there is a solid chance you played it at least once without even knowing.
Anonymous No.95724217 [Report] >>95724352
>>95724204
also /his/
also /v/
Anonymous No.95724352 [Report] >>95724510
>>95724217
If we're throwing random letters, then also /co/ (Circe is very important in Wonder Woman/Justice League Dark comics.)
Anonymous No.95724510 [Report]
>>95724352
let's not forget /mu/ with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
/d/ and/or /trash/ for the whole transformation thing
/x/ because of the witchcraft involved
/pol/ because Circe (and Medea) was archetypal girlboss
and /trv/ should be self-evident
Anonymous No.95724572 [Report]
>>95719669
Just to be clear, you're not a moderator, or even a janitor, correct?
Anonymous No.95728930 [Report] >>95731008
>>95710446 (OP)
Anonymous No.95729432 [Report] >>95729560
>>95716658
Well, in moderation, maybe not. But ... the offtopic shitposting is only marginally less toxic to the board's health than the constant /pol/ brigading.

In principle, in a complete vacuum, some games-adjacent nerdery is fine. But maybe it's for the best that /tg/ consider the longer-term health of the gaming hobby / community for a change. Do you enjoy having to go to reddit/s r/lfg to find a game to join? Where the fuck else can you find people who are actually running games to play?

Why not here? Why not on the gamefinder threads here? Well, you can't do it here because of the fucking animoololislop and off-topic garbage pushing everything games-related off the bottom. You want a healthy community? Then stop shitting in the pool.
Anonymous No.95729560 [Report] >>95729583
>>95729432
>Why not here? Why not on the gamefinder threads here?
Because here is 4chan...
Anonymous No.95729583 [Report] >>95729676
>>95729560
Some of us remember a time when 4chan was the primary socializing place for general population internet users...
Anonymous No.95729611 [Report] >>95733673
>>95724214
>t. clueless newfag
You haven't been here any longer than seven years, I can tell.
Anonymous No.95729676 [Report] >>95729776
>>95729583
Fair enough, but it was also known at the same time as an infamous hacker that made vans explode...
You want "socially acceptable," there is near literally every other outlet on the net, but on 4chan you always run the risk of someone filling your thread with all the graphic details on how they exploded their own cock with a firecracker.
Anonymous No.95729776 [Report] >>95729801
>>95729676
I don't care about socially acceptable. I care about having a vigorous community of gamers so I can enjoy my hobby / autistic special interest of tabletop games.

I do not give a fuck about your lolislop.
Anonymous No.95729801 [Report] >>95729870
>>95729776
>I don't care about socially acceptable. I care about having a vigorous community of gamers so I can enjoy my hobby / autistic special interest of tabletop games.
These are mutually incompatible; You want a "vigorous community" it HAS to be socially acceptable, that's what makes it a SOCIETY!
Anonymous No.95729870 [Report] >>95729929
>>95729801
Wrong. Society is not culture. There can be subcultures within a larger society and they don't have to be compatible or particularly large.
But I'm getting the feeling that you're more worried about protecting yourself from seeming mainstream than you are in games... Don't worry, you can goon over your pedo anime in other places. This is a place for tabletop RPGs. Not your lolis.
Anonymous No.95729929 [Report] >>95729999
>>95729870
>Don't worry, you can goon over your pedo anime in other places.
Fucker in what way are the pictures I'm posting pedophilic?!
And you're clearly the insincere one here; If you are so desperate to discuss "Games," then why are you HERE instead of whatever dedicated forum whatever "game" you are interesting in almost CERTAINLY HAS.
I'm guessing you were rejected from those spaces, likely do to beliefs most find socially unacceptable?
Anonymous No.95729980 [Report]
I don't know which one is the original, the men feasting in Circe's table drinking and eating or the men raping Circe.
Either way, it's perfectly ok to make a no-save spell when you willfully ingest the poison/catalyst first.
It was either in the wine or Circe's pussy, doesn't matter.
If you willfully eat a canned fireball in beans form, you don't get a save when it hits your stomach.
Anonymous No.95729997 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
I hold up my X card no bulli
Anonymous No.95729999 [Report] >>95730033
>>95729929
If you weren't a pedo, it'd be easier for you to just ignore the insult. Instead, you're sweating and panicking... Bye bye, diddler.
Anonymous No.95730033 [Report] >>95753360
>>95729999
Deflection, deflection.
You're just a troll using whatever inflammatory language gets you replies.
Whatever, gives me an excuse to post more P'orks.
Anonymous No.95730327 [Report] >>95734561
>>95716934
It's from an old movie called "Willow", you child. Just reverse google searching the image at the top would have saved you SO much brain-ache and confusion.

Advocate for your own understanding, don't beg people to find stuff out for you.
Anonymous No.95731008 [Report]
>>95728930
Indeed.
Anonymous No.95731773 [Report] >>95735136
God that movie was so weird. The hags fighting at the end was worth it, though.
Anonymous No.95732964 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
>Based Tier
You're all pigs. End of story.
>Retarded Fag Tier
What's my saving throw?
What's the point value of this Transform power?
I spend a Plot Point/Fate Point/Benny...
Anonymous No.95733015 [Report]
>>95715238
Too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEnG-LGki8
Anonymous No.95733673 [Report]
>>95729611
You didn't know how to read yet seven years ago.
Anonymous No.95734561 [Report] >>95734689 >>95759690 >>95806619
>>95730327
>It's from an old movie called "Willow"
So, not a game.
Thank you for confirming it isn't from a game.
Anonymous No.95734668 [Report]
>>95710552
they got better
Anonymous No.95734689 [Report] >>95738009
>>95734561
>zoomie still mad
Anonymous No.95735136 [Report]
>>95731773
>The hags fighting at the end was worth it, though.
I like when they started throwing punches
Joss No.95736955 [Report] >>95737455
Coincidentally, yesterday my grandmother found that movie in Spanish on YouTube.
Anonymous No.95737261 [Report]
>>95719669
Uh oh. Telling on yourself. I don't fantasize about deleting posts that upset me unlike (you). You thought this was a great comeback but it actually makes you look even more pathetic than LARPing as a 4chan janny already did. Embarrassing. Can you do anything right in your life? How did it get to this point?
Anonymous No.95737455 [Report] >>95744630
>>95736955
Is your grandmother Spanish?
Anonymous No.95737551 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
I chuckled.
Anonymous No.95737585 [Report]
>>95710668
I remember having nightmares about my hands turning into hooves. Great movie though.
Anonymous No.95737964 [Report] >>95741000 >>95759749 >>95766043 >>95815198
>>95710547
The best revival of an old IP is still the Dark Crystal series.
Anonymous No.95738009 [Report] >>95740987
>>95734689
zoomy doesnt sound mad
but maybe, even as you thrash in your own fading relevance you still have time to learn that people are more complicated than the husks in arena. touching grass is the first step. the second is interacting with people. you still have some years left. try it
Anonymous No.95739609 [Report] >>95739632 >>95739659
I always assumed Bavmorda was a lot older than she looked, which is demonstrated in her final fight with Raziel. Probably peers/rivals since childhood.
Anonymous No.95739632 [Report]
>>95739609
yeah that's a safe bet. the mask off version of bavmorda in the last sequence looks almost Nosferatu undead.
the actresses are actually further apart in age than I would have guessed. Patricia Hayes who played Raziel was born in 1909.
Anonymous No.95739659 [Report]
>>95739609
>Probably peers/rivals since childhood.
Pretty sure this is canon actually
Anonymous No.95740958 [Report] >>95758209
>>95710547
It killed whatever Hope I had left.
Now I am a broken man.
Anonymous No.95740987 [Report]
>>95738009
>touching grass is the first step
>the second is interacting with people
Irony: orbiting Mars
Anonymous No.95741000 [Report] >>95741374
>>95710547
That series got cancelled so fast, most people registered it exists only after "Willow cancelled" hit the data aggregators

>>95737964
The best revival of an old IP is making new, original stuff.
Anyone claiming otherwise is either peddling reheats or was dropped during childbirth
Anonymous No.95741374 [Report]
>>95741000
>That series got cancelled so fast, most people registered it exists only after "Willow cancelled" hit the data aggregators
did it ever even get launched? I thought they pulled it down like hours after the first episode was posted.
Anonymous No.95742521 [Report] >>95744354 >>95840925
>has one daughter
>daughter decides to be a martial
>not a wizard like her mother
Maybe she should have had a son
Anonymous No.95744354 [Report]
>>95742521
She betrayed mommy. She can die.
Joss No.95744630 [Report]
>>95737455
No, it isn't. My family and I are from El Salvador.
Anonymous No.95744672 [Report]
>>95734606
>I'm just a person who wants to discuss games on the board presenting itself for discussing games.
If you were you'd be in one or more of the several other threads doing so. You actually want drama. Let people rp in peace, they're gaming more than your sorry nogaems ass.
Anonymous No.95744714 [Report]
>>95716934
You must be a blast at parties...
Anonymous No.95746311 [Report]
>>95716934
You sound like a bitch.
Anonymous No.95747131 [Report]
>>95734606
What a fag lol
Anonymous No.95747399 [Report] >>95756340
>>95734606
You’re always like this in every goddamn thread
“What games?”
“How does this relate to games?”
“You didn’t specify the game”
“Do you play games?”
“You don’t play games”
“No games”

You’re just another “reeee bumpfag” fag.
Anonymous No.95750412 [Report]
Why no saves? The midge had a save.
Anonymous No.95753360 [Report] >>95754483 >>95754557 >>95756609
>>95730033
The fuck is this semen demon? Why is her tail coiled like a pig’s?
Anonymous No.95754483 [Report] >>95754557 >>95756609
>>95753360
Probably an “orc”
Anonymous No.95754557 [Report] >>95756609 >>95757611
>>95753360
>>95754483
Japanese (p)orc, really.
In Japan, orcs never got past their pig design.
Anonymous No.95756340 [Report]
>>95747399
If the threads were about games, nobody would need to ask these questions.
Anonymous No.95756609 [Report]
>>95753360
>>95754483
>>95754557
Specifically, she's Ruka from Monster Musume Online, the only known female depiction of an Orc in Monster Musume.
Anonymous No.95757073 [Report]
unlimited bacon!
Anonymous No.95757611 [Report]
>>95754557
>(p)orc
Is this real terminology
Anonymous No.95758209 [Report]
>>95740958
You're IQ must be under 70 if you had any hope that a modern remake would be anywhere near as good as an old classic.
Anonymous No.95758379 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Thanks for making me an animal that can chew through human bone no problem you dumb skankcerer, time to go hog wild on that ass.
Anonymous No.95758751 [Report] >>95759429
>>95710446 (OP)
>Immutable Form
Nuh-uh.
Anonymous No.95759429 [Report] >>95842379
>>95758751
Yeah-huh, buddy.
Anonymous No.95759690 [Report]
>>95734561
Neither are you, you no-game twat.
Anonymous No.95759749 [Report] >>95760003 >>95760780 >>95760840 >>95793109 >>95796364 >>95815198 >>95817371 >>95820166 >>95840863
>>95710547
The Willow series was good, actually. In a world where everyone's trying to ape GoT and slop like Wheel of time gets 3 seasons Willow held the tone of the original while still being more modern. It was a fun, interesting passion project and was cancelled for it. Because TV execs' are gay and retarded.
Also while we're at it this anon >>95737964 is right, Dark Crystal Age of Resistance is the absolutely best fantasy show since GoT early seasons.
Fight me niggers.
Anonymous No.95760003 [Report] >>95816388
>>95759749
It was absolute shit
The brown lesbian fucking sucked
It was as shit as the Wheel of Time adaptation.
Anonymous No.95760780 [Report]
>>95759749
No it’s garbage
Movie was good
Anonymous No.95760840 [Report] >>95760937 >>95762922 >>95854577
>>95759749
My favorite part was how the main character lesbian girl, a DEEPLY sarcastic, cynical, snarky, unpleasant cunt that spoke in constant modern lingo, became noticably more focussed, less selfish and all around a better, more moral person, upon falling into a pool of "EVIL JUICE".

She was so fucking unpleasant as a person that falling into a vat of actual pure magical evil made her so horribly evil that she LAPPED her own morality compass and came out on the other side!
Anonymous No.95760937 [Report]
>>95760840
That’s hilarious.
Anonymous No.95762922 [Report] >>95765261
>>95760840
Is that really what happens in the show
Anonymous No.95765261 [Report] >>95765318 >>95852315 >>95854577
>>95762922
That is, in fact, what happens in the show.

For the entire show, Little Miss Californian Uni Student has been a selfish brat, moaning and mouthing off about the fact that she's partied with the 'Elora Danen' super special chosen one to save the world. She is OPEN about the fact that she's upset that she's not the special one. I am not even joking. Think of just how sociopathic and weird and entitled that recent Marvel characters have been, for instance, and then imagine if someone tipped the mask completely for this vapid character.

Now, close to the closing of the story's second act, they locate the kidnapped brother, who has been slowly corrupted by the dark side of the force and is drinking the giant worm of evil's evil worm juice, becoming more dark-side. In a struggle with him, she falls into the pool of evil goo that he's been drinking from and is rescued soon after as the evil brother escapes to do evil.

From that point on, SHE STOPS BITCHING ABOUT NOT BEING THE SPECIAL ONE, is entirely, unquestioningly on board with helping the actual special one and the party, asks them about THEIR feelings, is co-operative.

Her soul was so fucking noxious and foul that falling into glowing orange evil-corruption juice actually DILUTED her crap-for-soul, washed it off!

We are EXPRESSLY TOLD through every scene with the brother that the giant worm's evil juice is singularly bad, that it MAKES evil and makes monsters, and makes monsters MORE EVIL.... THIS entitled brat tumbles into it and comes out a better person!

None of the characters talk about this fact, nobody addresses it, there isn't an implication that she's putting on an act and is secretly Darth Rey Palpatine now. And there's certainly no second season to pay that wretched, poorly written, low budget nonsense off.

She fell into pure evil, everyone was extremely okay about that, and she was made a kinder, better person for it.

WHO. WROTE. THIS.
Anonymous No.95765318 [Report]
>>95765261
That is just a system integer overflow. Same thing happened in the civilization video games, they made Ghandi so peaceful and anti-war that he wrapped around to being a literal war-monger who would rush nuclear technology every time and commit genocide every game.
Anonymous No.95766043 [Report] >>95815198 >>95815367 >>95868263
>>95737964

There was no reason for Dark Crystal Age of Resistance to be that fucking good, and less reason for it to be cancelled. It's the perfect example of respecting the original while expanding on its ideas.
Anonymous No.95768625 [Report] >>95786075
>>95710446 (OP)
You're all gay!
Anonymous No.95771244 [Report] >>95774293
>>95710446 (OP)
Bacon :)
Anonymous No.95774293 [Report]
>>95771244
Cannibalism.
Anonymous No.95774448 [Report] >>95777431
>>95710446 (OP)
> Witch turns everyone into cops...
What kind of fucked up curse is that?!?
Anonymous No.95777431 [Report] >>95779046
>>95774448
When cops eat bacon, or ham, is it considered a form of cannibalism?
Anonymous No.95779046 [Report]
>>95777431
Yes. Much like how Christians are cannibals when they participle in the communion.
Anonymous No.95779056 [Report] >>95780977
>>95710446 (OP)
That as ben soo long yet i still rember after 20 years
Whats that movie again
Anonymous No.95780977 [Report]
>>95779056
Willow
Anonymous No.95786075 [Report]
>>95768625
Gaaay!
Anonymous No.95788075 [Report] >>95792392
>>95710446 (OP)
Immune. Nice try though. Sorry to disappoint you, but these 400 hours played aren't there for nothing.
Anonymous No.95792392 [Report] >>95803708
>>95788075
>Immune.
Nope.
Anonymous No.95792996 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
I was born a pig.
I love boobies.
Anonymous No.95793000 [Report] >>95793006
>>95711834
What also floats in water?
Anonymous No.95793006 [Report]
>>95793000
Icebergs?
Anonymous No.95793109 [Report]
>>95759749
>Willow held the tone of the original
No.
>while still being more modern.
Ick.
>It was a fun, interesting passion project
No.
>and was cancelled for it.
No.
>Because TV execs' are gay and retarded.
Indeed.
Anonymous No.95795717 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Well thats gay
Anonymous No.95795836 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
It can't be helped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob5KzB_EOqc
Anonymous No.95796171 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Damage? I have a 5+++
Anonymous No.95796364 [Report]
>>95759749
>the absolutely best fantasy show since GoT early seasons.
Unfathomable shit taste. Game of Slop isn't fantasy it's just porn with a minute fantasy theme
Anonymous No.95796384 [Report]
what if I'm already a pig?
Anonymous No.95800565 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Hot.
Anonymous No.95801977 [Report] >>95803365 >>95813459
>>95710446 (OP)
pige
Anonymous No.95803365 [Report] >>95813459
>>95801977
Anonymous No.95803708 [Report]
>>95792392
Too late. I already left and came back just to fart in your private sanctuary and lock the door behind me as I leave again. Enjoy my stinking cloud spell, bitch.
Anonymous No.95803744 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Thankfully our entire party are powergamers who chose classes and races with abilities and spells that make them immune to polymorph effects.
Now then, I assume we roll initiative since the witch initiated combat.
Anonymous No.95806582 [Report]
Anonymous No.95806619 [Report] >>95840881
>>95734561
Actually, there is a Willow TTRPG. I'll try to see if I have the pdf when I'm no longer a phone-posting shitlord.
Anonymous No.95807748 [Report] >>95808909
>>95710446 (OP)
Deep down I always new this was going to happen to me. I accept my fate.
Anonymous No.95808909 [Report]
>>95807748
Born to be American
Anonymous No.95813450 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
wtf no
Anonymous No.95813459 [Report]
>>95801977
>>95803365
Anonymous No.95815198 [Report] >>95816277 >>95816340
>>95737964
>>95759749
>>95766043
Worked on Dark Crystal, and the crew felt like everyone was in an enlightened state. It was soul crushing to see it perform that badly and get cancelled... I just hope all the concept art and tests we did for it and what was to be the second season see the light some day, there was some genuinely gorgeous stuff there, deserts of gems and gold with its crests blowing in huge waves, forests of blue and aquamarine mushrooms...
Anonymous No.95815367 [Report]
>>95766043
The original was all ages, Age of Resistance was quintessentially YA.
Anonymous No.95816264 [Report]
>>95734606
Fucking golem
Anonymous No.95816277 [Report]
>>95815198
Fucking hell that sounds gorgeous. The environments and lighting were some of the best things in that show, I really can't think of any silver screen fantasy world more beautiful. People go off about Pandora in avatar but it's not even close compared to real sets (or mostly real, at least)
Anonymous No.95816304 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Even the pretty girl prostitutes?

https://youtu.be/zxfd_fILLF0?si=fZSm7sEoMil-8P1f
Anonymous No.95816340 [Report] >>95861375
>>95815198
Cast not thy pearls before swine: they shall trample them and turn again and rend thee. The fault lay not with thy stars but with the sins of mortal Man. Await the coming of a new Age and thy labors will not have been in vain: for they are the seeds of new passions and delights in the fertile minds of the innocent yet unborn.
Anonymous No.95816388 [Report]
>>95760003
Rosamund Pike and Daniel Henney are sex symbols which will still be worshipped a hundred years hence and they acted the FUCK out of their roles in that show. Kate Fleetwood and Donal Finn get honorable mentions. And no one is spending nearly enough time talking about how reality-shatteringly hot Taylor Napier is.
Anonymous No.95817371 [Report]
>>95759749
>The Willow series was good, actually.
Anonymous No.95817433 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Not a woman?!
Anonymous No.95820166 [Report]
>>95759749
lol, just lol
Anonymous No.95820176 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
i was already a pig, charlatan
Anonymous No.95824123 [Report] >>95832533
>>95710446 (OP)
Ah, yes, splendid, my favorite evil witch-queen...
Anonymous No.95828016 [Report] >>95829607
>>95710446 (OP)
No saves? Fucking why?
Anonymous No.95829607 [Report] >>95830411
>>95828016
Because casterfaggotry is like that
Anonymous No.95830411 [Report]
>>95829607
Imagine the drama if martials were given three swings per day with their sword, plus two more swings per day per character level. Whether you hit or deal damage or not, an attempted attack still counts against your swings per day limit. Once you run out of swings, you can no longer attack except for your default Splash move which deals no damage and simply consumes your Action that turn.

Oh, and some monsters just have a 70% chance of negating your attack even if you would otherwise hit them.

And some are even just immune to all physical attacks whatsoever, just period. Like, maybe 15% of the Bestiary.

Shut the FUCK up, martial faggot.
Anonymous No.95832533 [Report] >>95838164 >>95841995
>>95824123
Tia Carrere in Kull the Conqueror will always be the hottest, and Joanna Lumley's Morgan le Fay from Prince Valiant will always be my all-time-favorite overall.
Anonymous No.95834586 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Bitch.
Anonymous No.95838164 [Report] >>95838775
>>95832533
Her demon form really killed my boner tho
Anonymous No.95838775 [Report]
>>95838164
I'll agree with that, casting Tia Carrere to be the main villainess and not have her character die in a prolonged sexy catfight with the princess was really a dick move.
Anonymous No.95840863 [Report]
>>95710547
Halfway through I ended up enjoying the trainwreck. I'm not sure if it was after the lesbian lumberjacks, but something snapped and I was like "fuck it, I'm never getting a proper sequel, let's see just how bad it manages to get." I was excited to see what new lows it could reach. And BOY, did it deliver.

>>95759749
>Willow held the tone of the original while still being more modern.
It sure held the tone, with the evil generals straight out of some 2000s dark fantasy garbage (which weren't even relevant in the end, the soundtrack with chick band covers of famous metal songs, the Iron Man armor...

Man it's just nice to talk to other people who wasted time watching that horror.
Anonymous No.95840881 [Report]
>>95806619
Man if you have the game manual, I'd love it. Only found links for The Willow Sourcebook.

Fun fact, the writer for the Sourcebook worked on AD&D 2e. He wrote the Crusades Campaign Sourcebook, which is pretty interesting.
Anonymous No.95840894 [Report]
>>95718240
>>95724214
Good movie, too.
Anonymous No.95840925 [Report]
>>95742521
I think the novelization mentions her being adopted from a kingdom Bavmorda cursed/destroyed. Don't recall in the movie.
Her dad was probably a based martial king.
Anonymous No.95841380 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
I'M PIGGLE RICK
Anonymous No.95841995 [Report]
>>95832533
Awful movie. So bad it’s good.
Anonymous No.95842379 [Report]
>>95759429
>You are immune to any spell or effect that would alter your form.
Yeah, no.
Anonymous No.95844633 [Report] >>95860852
>>95710446 (OP)
>You're all pigs. No saves.
Didn't know I was going to be knighted today.
Anonymous No.95846842 [Report] >>95846884
that spell smells like bacon
Anonymous No.95846884 [Report]
>>95846842
yeah there's no mistakin'
Anonymous No.95852315 [Report]
>>95765261
Tragic.
Anonymous No.95854577 [Report]
>>95760840
>>95765261
lol
Anonymous No.95855335 [Report] >>95861182
>>95716934
newfag
Anonymous No.95858603 [Report]
>>95710499
It's a spell. What's so hard to get? Now oink. Oink for me, piggy.
Anonymous No.95860852 [Report]
>>95844633
Clever, not gonna lie
Anonymous No.95861182 [Report]
>>95855335
Off-topic threads may even inspire ideas seen nowhere else.
Anonymous No.95861375 [Report]
>>95816340
Don't quote jewish fanfiction at me ever again.
Anonymous No.95861380 [Report] >>95862134
>>95710547
>not a single retard pretending that you're a chud
Are the shills finally gone?
Anonymous No.95862134 [Report]
>>95861380
They lost their janny ally so they've really quieted down, but they pop up sometimes.
Anonymous No.95868263 [Report]
>>95766043
One bigwig at netflix really wanted it made, once he was out, it went the way of everything decent netflix had.

Still thought the end of s1 was a bit anticlimatic.
Anonymous No.95868963 [Report]
>>95710446 (OP)
Sadly she died in april!