Thread 95817526

FF soon edition

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>News & Reminders
Final Fantasy coming to Arena June 10; preorders are now available
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-june-2-2025

>Useful Links
https://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA

>TQ
What's the first thing you're gonna do when FF drops?

>>95817526 (OP)

It is afraid

I can tell you're all amateurs because you use the command zone.
But me? I'm a professional. I use the Cum Zone.

>>95817545
A lot of gaslamping in that post

Is it possible to cheat the bullshit RNG by losing 5 games in a row on purpose in unranked?

>>95817545
Post a video of the game cheating.

>>95817526 (OP)
<3 Vivi

>>95817545
get on my level, i've been banned from arena's reddit for 5 years

>>95817526 (OP)
Seriously guys, install MTG-Forge and play a few games there against AI. Shuffler there is properly random. Massive difference in games.

>>95818847
i only play mtg to compete and get money

I uninstalled arena again. see you in a few years

i just modified by jail deck to deal with colorless ramp better, since it's the only thing i'm matched against

see you sis

>>95817545
Lol seeing how the comments on that sub have changed since 3 years ago is kind of amazing. Nobody is fooled by JOTC's bullshit anymore. Even on Reddit they're calling them out. And, as you would expect, all of the responses are exactly predictable - pure gas lighting, attitude and claiming that people are just bad at the game. They need to get some new tricks.

>>95818087
Try it in ranked. It may work there. Though, they usually find a way to ruin it up for you.

I was trying to rush it into mythic before the FF. So I can have fun doing dailies against Mythic opponents with shit FF stuff. I got into Diamond 1, then they 'two land' me into oblivion. And when I'm not screwed with land, I get opposing mirror matches.

If I play blue/red they match me against 'lock up' or 'high noon' in the hand. If I play green/red with answers against 'lock up', I'm matched against mono black room spam.

I somehow broke the system last round, and got high on the ladder, now the algos are against me.

>>95819538
fuck me, now i'm doing reddit spacing. i need excorcism, asap

>>95819544
there you go

>>95818847
I tried installing it in my phone ut it didn't work :(
Forge Adventure looks like fun too

this is a brawl deck I've made some years back, but haven't iterated on much. The main goal of the deck is to generate tokens consistently with emmara and buff them up with anthems so I can win through combat. I like the deck, and win a good amount of the time, but I need to update it; are there any cards that would fit the deck that I'm missing or bad ones I should just toss? I have my own thoughts on some cards, but I wanted to ask somewhere online to get other opinions.

>>95818776
>playing more carefully and still winning on a later turn is more of a misplay than declaring an illegal target and proceeding to lose
Sure.

>>95820321
yes

>never spent anything on the game
>always rigged in my favor
Too bad you guys spent money and ruined your accounts.

>>95820392
shut up josh

>>95820398
No one cares about your ecelebs. Stop spending money and they'll stop using their matchmaking on you.

mfw i haven't spent money in 5 years

>>95820416
jokes on you, jimmy, i've never spent a dime and I never will

>>95820428
>in 5 years
In other words
>I have spent money on this game

>>95820628
was coronabux so the only way you can make me give a single fuck is paying me money to do so

r8 my emperor of bones

>>95820641
That's even more pathetic.

>>95820734
i don't recall asking

>>95820811
>clipimage
kwab

you have to translate i don't speak gen a gibberish

>>95820922
>he's a newfag too
Go buy more gems.

the irony of being called a 'newfag' by some subhuman fluoridated vaxxed circumcised non-human rna experiment when i was forcing 'WHEN I WAS' on /b/ in fucking 2008

>>95820993
You're so mad.

>>95819538
>If I play green/red with answers against 'lock up', I'm matched against mono black room spam
Those answers also hit Annex though. What cards are you even playing?

yeah I fucking wish

The EV on the Metagame Challenge is so insane compared to every other Arena event, which are designed to fuck you for ever getting less than 3 wins. It almost makes me think it's an oversight, and WotC suits don't realize how generous the payout structure is. If you have a decent deck and 10-20k+ gold saved up, you can spend all weekend just farming packs.

>>95821813
Anon you only get one loss.

>>95821813
there's different matchmaking for each game mode including events such as the metagame challenges

remember these things were first created to see which cards should be banned/alchemized so tier 1 to 3 decks will be pitted against its worst matchups

it's really shit but also made me realize i should just run jarsyl sorin and stop caring about anything

Just love these shitty unwinnable matches where I just watch the bot play solitaire. Why can't these trannies just stop this shit? The game does not need to be programmed like this. And I'm not giving you kikes money. Ever.

I hate myself for this but explorer rdw wizards is my favourite deck to play...

>>95817545
I know there must be healthy amounts of people on Arena because I've gotten oh so many disconnects for roping and spamming emotes just right. They would never program bots to do that.

>>95822234
it's 2025 sister

in 10 years we will either have ai gfs or skynet, you have no fucking idea how crazy ai is getting but then again that would imply arena makes use of advanced ai and also collects enough data to train the ai in behaving like a human, which they would never ever

>>95821813
This post was made by a wotc bot.

I miss block constructed. It would always produce charming decklists.

>>95820317
-Angel of Invention
-Leafkin Druid
-Good-Fortune Unicorn
-Maja
-Mikaeus
-The Wandering Rescuer
-Cultivator's Caravan
-Enchanted Carriage
-Imperial Recovery Unit
-Mobile Garrison
-Mysterious Limousine
-Parhelion
-6 Plains, 6 Forests

+Chrome Mox
+StP
+Ocelot Pride
+Esper Sentinel
+Birds of Paradise
+Elvish Mystic
+Avacyn's Pilgrim
+Giver of Runes
+Flowering of the White Tree
+Adeline, Resplendent Cathar
+Mondrak, Glory Dominus
+Caretaker's Talent
+Smothering Tithe
+Solitude
+Doubling Season

+Command Tower
+Boseiju
+Eiganjo
+Lush Portico
+Windswept Heath
+Brushland
+Overgrown Farmland
+Cavern of Souls
+Fountainport

im done
wat nou

>>95820317
https://edhrec.com/commanders/emmara-soul-of-the-accord
just check high sinary or combo cards and check if its available in arena
if not check moxfield decks with her as the commander

>>95823445
Get to Mythic

>>95823488
i don't bother with historic/standard

>>95822234
Those are real people, yes. Them making mistakes is also a sure tell that you're not playing a bot. But be sure that there are bots as well. If not official, there are surely chink farmers running easy to play decks. Though I suspect that they have in house bots as well, it'd only take one Habsbro boss to hear about AI and how it'd improve their game, to have them forced in.

>>95819647
Thank you very much.

>>95822139
>the game is rigged
>I'm also tranny obsessed
based

Buy gems I swear it help on god fr fr no cap family

What’s the best deck right now

I’m gonna fuckn do it

>six turn mana screw
this is fun

>>95824411
Well?

>>95824450
:(

>>95824360
Anon I'm excited for FF too but why buy before you even see the shop

>>95824482
When I feel down I like to spend money and feel good. I did too much drugs and alcohol yesterday and now I wanna die.

>>95824550
you didn't hydrate properly
i did all kinds of drugs and alcohol and feel great

blue is the gayest color

We had black Aragorn so why i cant have black Cloud? Fucking WotC.

>>95824411
you didn't buy enough gems

>>95824750
The last thing I drank was 12 oz of pickle juice from the jar so you’re probably right and also my teeth hurt.

fuck it, im just going to run nothing but x4 uncommon and mythics
I'm so sick of this game's rng shitting out bullshit mana floods and screws

>>95824922
shoulda bought more gems if you wanted good draws

>>95824900
noob
you have to drink a bunch of water before you sleep

>>95824936
>shoulda bought more gems

>>95824949
I usually do but I passed out didn’t even brush my teeth or anything. 10/10 experience though.

>>95824986
good man, gatorade solves the hangover