Thread 95836237

>this is the future Taufags want

How do we stop the blue menace?

It's not what Taufags want, it's what some Imperiumfags want that just masturbate to fanart.
Female xeno/non-human x regular human = self-insert sexual powerfantasy, pandering to those that are fans of the regular human faction.

This is actually the future Taufags want but Games Workshop refuses to accept this simple truth.

>>95836260
Speak for yourself, this is the future I want and the Omnissiah demands.

>>95836266
See, an Imperiumfag.

>>95836274
Well yeah, but the only fucking here is that the Xenos are fucking dead.

>>95836260
Hey newfriend
This is a taufag thread, hes just being facetious to get replies

>>95836302
I know, fellow newfag, being blunt and dry about it is just my way of tackling obvious facetious threads and posts.

>>95836263
Actually it's this

You missed the general.

A Tau wife would go a long way to making be believe in the greater good.

If you think is true and that humans aren't put into ethnic enclaves/ghettos like every other alien the Tau have under their influence you have fallen for the propaganda. There's an apt quote about how they're gonna need to make pornos explaining the federal reserve that describes this kind of "media".

>>95836237 (OP)
I wanted a more grimderp version of this, but ey, mech fags are gonna mech.

>>95838692
Give Tau wife.

>>95838806
>I literally wanted the Tau to be capeshit but the mech fans of a faction inspired by mecha are the real fags
I really, truly cannot put into words how much I hate /tg/. It's like the opposite of being filtered, I simply cannot take the idea of being gatekept by people like you seriously.

>>95836532
There are probably more people who want a complete Kroot army than there are Braves fans still in existence.

>>95847684
But are you horny when you're racist?

>>95836260
>non-human x regular human = self-insert sexual powerfantasy
lmao get over yourself
You're basically saying that Aragorn and Arwen was tolkien's sexual power fantasy

>>95838771
>If you think
I don't

>>95838692
>turns out he's just shy in front of the camera
>he also thought those other women were joking about fucking him
Oh Flick.

>>95848214
Based Ork.

The only xenos on human action that could happen is a DEldar into alien snuff — because no matter how depraved and gross something is there’s a DEldar who’s into it. Maybe there’s the odd Corsair who’ll try it. Tau do not seem to be into sexual degeneracy at any level, ie even cross-caste action doesn’t even enter their minds.

>>95847935
>There are probably more people who want a complete Kroot army than there are Braves fans still in existence.
I don't know Anon, Braves were a long running franchise that took up the slot left by Transformers in Japan for nearly a decade.

>>95847642
No I wanted a multi species army of not!space cops with some shady ass shit going on from the top, instead we got mechs, mechs, and more mechs.

>>95836237 (OP)
Is this how HFY fags cope with the fact that the only canon half-eldar had a human mother and an elf father?

>>95849363
>No I wanted a multi species army of not!space cops
Thank Christ you don’t work for Games Workshop

>>95847642
It's OK. Gundamniggers are naturally low IQ consoomers, we don't expect you to understand quality.

>>95849389
Nigger what the fuck is your problem? Do you want everything to just be spess mahreens. Fuck outta here, that shit gets boring as fuck.

>>95849421
>everyone who doesn’t want MY specific brand of Tau is a muhreen player
Tau as evil space cops would be about as compelling as the Squat reboot

>>95838806
Of all the alien coalitions in sci-fi, you wish the Tau resembled the Green Lantern Corps? That's your ideal army?

>>95849601
Why not star command from that cartoon Pixar hates?

>>95847943
Extremely.

>>95849383
¿?
It's sexy alien babe. Guys wanna fuck that.
Do you think there's a deeper racial to the guys that want to fuck Twi'leks or Asari?

>>95849383
By getting it retconed. The Humani Imago Dei will NOT be tainted!

>>95849383
Eldar women are for human men and human women are for eldar men, you silly. That's how humanity can become a fully psychic race.

>>95836237 (OP)
You cant stop the menace you join the greater good for blueberries that are good for the soul.

>>95852042
This reminds me how in Fantasy, an elf man having a son with a human woman was like something out of myth, and the main character is shocked that it is possible.
Then in AoS witch elves have so many children with human men that the usual reaction by their matriarchal elf-dominated society is "well it happens".

She loves to joke about how I forced her to do it when she was a prisoner on my ship. However, my version of events is that, yes, I did hint at some things to scare her, and she took them very seriously.
And about penetrating her nose or threatening to penetrate her eye sockets, don't believe her; they're just exaggerations.
We're currently expecting our first litter of babies. Sometimes I milk her and drink her milk.

>>95853280
Joss Whedon? You must have too much free time after being fired.

>>95836263
I mostly see people on this board complain tau is too mech focused as is, but I suppose those people probably aren't taufags

I feel like the Kroot are portrayed as too primitive compared with their lore. I wish they had stuff like looted hoverbikes and technicals or something.

the future for tau that I want

Coomers are a god damn blight on the tau fanbase.
It is completely impossible to talk about the tau without these porn brained shitposters spamming their god awful smut in every thread. Even the Eldar don't have it as bad.

>>95847642
Anon, please continue being based.

>>95854107
>Cato thought about Guiliman seducing the Tau women.
>Can't admit that, so he just murders.
Based.

>>95836237 (OP)
But they won't have, because Tau caste system is more strict than Hindu one, and the Warp would turn back to Realm of Souls before Tau let one if them marry some Gue'la

>>95854359
I'm fucking my tau wife right now thoughever. Are you implying the tulpa in my head isn't real?

>>95836266
Why does the imperium even do this? What’s the point?

>>95855293
Because they hate xenos, retard-kun

>>95855326
It’s not about hatred, it’s about the illogical waste of resources. There’s not one Magos in that operation who asks "why….do we not just….shoot them?" I think what the author was going for was a nightmarish twisting of logic to create an insane dystopian view of the mechanization of atrocity; the illogical nature of it being the point.

>>95855369
>why….do we not just….shoot them?
Same reason Nazis didn't just shoot 11 million people. Same reason it's cheaper to ship a tiny piece of shaped plastic from across the planet on boats and planes to your doorstep than have someone next door make it. On a large enough scale the resources spent on an individual is so much smaller even though the operation is so massive.

>>95855369
bullets are more expensive than lava

Had to check that this wasn't /v/. Disappointing state of the board

>>95836237 (OP)
One of the rare few good things to come out of story progression in 40k is seeing The Tau turn more and more into the Imperium in how it interacts with outsiders. The universe is so fucked up their group hug collectivism just can't work and they're realizing it.

>>95855421
>Same reason Nazis didn't just shoot 11 million people
"Because it's fiction" isn't a very good excuse.

>>95854107
>I, CATO SICARIUS, WILL NOT FALL FOR THE VILE TREPIDATIONS OF XENOS WOMEN!

>>95836237 (OP)
It can't be helped, cute space Asians are great.

>>95860280
Tau cows are a well known phenomenon.

For me? It's O'pai.

>>95860413
We know, you've posted this in every thread.

No Tau would fuck a human, they won’t even consider touching each OTHER between castes. Well, Water Castes would, they’d absolutely do anything if it was for the Greater Good.

>>95863895
Not true. It's a well known fact that t'au women prefer human men.

>>95855421
Because they weren't trying to kill the people they had an agreement with? Why would the Mechanicus work with the Tau?

>>95865355
Anon the National Socialists had made an agreement with Jewish leaders before the war to help create an ethnostate for them away from Europe. Plus Holocaust historians outright admitted to fabricating numbers and evidence.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/remember-the-11-million-why-an-inflated-victims-tally-irks-holocaust-historians/

>>95848207
Aragorn and Arwen as just echoes of Beren and Luthien, and we all know what those two are supposed to be in Tolkien's mind.

>>95860280
Ok so hell yeah udders but real talk, the #1 most dangerous animal you can encounter in a National Park (besides gangbangers running methlabs or weedfarms) are bison. Herbivores will not hesitate to ruin your shit if you go near their herd

>>95852060
I will now join the greater good for blueberries.

>>95839386
Nice

>>95854107
Why is it that everytime space marines try to act like big boys in front of T'au they just look like retard psychos and malevolent chuds?

>>95870704
Because that's what they are.

>>95870704
>why is the brainwashed child slave soldier who’s only purpose is to be extremely violent and xenophobic look extremely violent and xenophobic?
Anon…

>>95870704
If you had any taste you'd appreciate space marines being amoral psychopaths twisted into perverse mockeries of men by decades of chemics, hypnotherapy, and then decades more of unending bloodshed. Normal human reactions to Space Marines should be shock and horror.

If you want meme Tau, just play Dungeons the Dragoning.
You do remember that game from /tg/ right?

>>95871655
>Dungeons the dragooning
ftfy

>>95871655
We just got a new edition/errata this year.

>>95870704
Always have been.

>>95839386
I mean, the image in the xenobiology essay is a cadaver thats been dead for a while.

Not all Astartes will automatically PURGE THE XENOS on first sight. There are chapters where they can treat xenos contacts based on the wider strategic picture, and in fact most can at least prioritize threats. If there’s a full-blown Chaos invasion going on in a planet, and a Tau fleet shows up and wants to help pretty much all Astartes will take the help in that situation, they’re not literally retarded, they can overlook lesser threats while embroiled with a greater threat. What happens after the battle is entirely up the Chapter. Ie, Ultramarines and other good-aligned Chapters would let the Tau go afterwards — not because they’re nice, but because the Tau can be dealt with properly in the right time and place, and getting into a fight with them when they may be able to use them against the greater threat in future battles would be strategically foolish. More aggressive Chapters may just go fuck xenos, the job isn’t done until both enemies are cleansed and only a fool would let the enemy come back stronger and better prepared. Luckily for the Tau their corner of the galaxy is run by the Ultramarines so if they play their cards right they can form a relationship with them while the Imperium is in such a dire situation.

As for the Tau’s relationship with the Administratum, that’s different. The Imperium is in such a desperately fucked up state that getting into an agreement with the Tau is now very possible. There are High Lords literally getting into deals with the Drukhari of all people and smuggling a Haemonculi into the Palace, they absolutely won’t balk at signing a treaty with the Tau. All the old standards are out the window now.

>>95871471
They are more human than the tau obsessed coomers

>>95870704
>Why are the guys that exterminate aliens treating aliens like they're worthless?
Its like being upset that your pet terrier turns into doom guy when a mouse shows up.

>>95863762
he should post more

I wonder if 40k chuds will ever accept that their shit books don't matter and the memes are 100% more relevant than anything in the "dark library" or whatever it's called.
Tau are sexy anime babes that fuck empire men
eldar are sexy space elves that get fucked by empire men
space marines are aurafarming codex-obsessed idiots
orks can make broken guns shoot because its funny
Tyranid are just zerg
other xenos don't exist

>>95854119
This. Total coomer death.

I don't get why Tau get so much more coomer off model art than every other faction

>>95876644
because eldar are just elf, and there are vast respositories of elf coom. Now, blue noseless alien?
Mayhaps sire wishes a more e x o t i c coom experience?

>>95876408
What are you talking about? I'm enthusiastic and excited about Space Marines being horrible inhuman mentally fucked mutant freaks. Did you mean to reply to someone else?

>>95836266
utterly retarded and therefore totally in the spirit of warhammer

>>95860413
>must purple nurple
>the emperor wills it

>>95836263
were t'au really just a cynical attempt to horn in on the Bandai market in the early 2000s?

>>95855369
>illogical waste of resources
So you mean standard imperial doctrine?

>>95870704
That's how your average space marine is suppose to act like.

>>95876887
You can handwave the lack of autoloaders by saying that it's further evidence of the Imperium's decline into savagery and barbarism, simple technologies no longer work and cannot be repaired, so they are forced to do stupid shit like this just to keep the rotting corpse of the Imperium limping along.

>>95876887
How can you waste something you have in abundance? When has human lives been a resource the Imperium was in short supply of?

>>95855369
It's mechanicus, they're allowed to be extra since they own the means of production. That supervillain execution device was probably some magos' pet project to determine whether throwing aliens in volcanos improved the motive force of foundries or something.
I also suspect it's a cheeky scientology reference, since Lord Xenu threw brainwashed aliens into volcanos and their souls became thetans which you pay $99.99 a month to have purged from your chakras or whatever

>>95854107
CATO 'GIGACHAD OF GIGACHADS' SICARIVS, gentlemen, be like him.

>>95854107
Too bad this scene is completely ruined by Gillbobbyman coming back.

>>95836237 (OP)
Explain why Tau coomers universally make female Tau have comically large tits. Geniuenly give me second hand emberasment and make me want not to associate with the faction even though Tau are cool

>>95877169
Tau have hooves. Cows have hooves. Cows have large mammary glands due to guided breeding. Therefore female Tau castes have big mammaries.

>>95877169
>I don't like large breasts
Imperium's that way, homo.

>>95876615
Secondary babble like this doesn't matter to most people that care about 40k, they play games.

>>95855293
>>95876840
Cool it with the anti semitism

>>95855421
Is it 11 million jews now?

>>95882516
>doesn't even know of the 5 million non-Jews that got holocaustered
Isn't it fun when almost half of the Nazis victims get ignored because they didn't belong to the right group?

>>95883776
>doesn't even get the joke
Originally it was 6 million total victims, not 6 million jews. JSYK.

>>95870704
>My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In the Emperor’s name, let none survive. Suffer not the alien, the mutant, the heretic.
>Hurr why are they so mean to my waifu :(

>>95883902
It's been 6 million Jews and 5 million non-Jews for as long as I've been alive, but everyone ever just talks about the six gorillion.

>>95884010
>It's been 6 million Jews and 5 million non-Jews for as long as I've been alive
Because you're a newfag, correct. Hopefully you learned something of hebrew trickery today.

>>95884052
>I know it in my heart to be true
>all evidence are Jew lies
Wow, they got you bad.

>>95884090
>evidence
Funny you use that word, since it's illegal to ask for evidence of the holocaust in certain EU nations.

>>95876408
Lust is a normal human emotion. The Space Marines are literally psychologically altered to be incapable of the full range of human emotions.

>>95876902
thats retarded but the point still stands

>>95855369
>DURRRRR EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECTLY LOGICAL WHAT IS GRIMDARK

Please kill yourself, anon.

>>95888861
>imperium is the husk of a husk, 10s of thousands of years after its peak, the most brutal and ignorant regime in history faintly echoing glories long past
>setting details the reinforce this are... retarded!

>>95889231
Sounds like grimderp to me, anon.

>>95889253
So what should an empire in decline with failing technological base and abundance of manpower do? Not like using humans to do the job of machines hasn't been done in recent human history.

>>95889323
>So what should an empire in decline with failing technological base

There's your problem. That's grimderp. Guilliman fixed that, anyway.

>>95889358
>reality is grimderp
And what did Guilliman fix? He just signed off on releasing more stuff from the vaults. The Imperium's still in decline, the galaxy and Imperium is split in half, etc. Few decades of reserves going towards another crusade isn't going to magically repair the crumbling infrastructure.

>>95889394
>And what did Guilliman fix?

He got rid of all the grimdark stuff, dumbass. Because GW rightfully recognized that it was holding back the brand.

>The Imperium's still in decline

Wrong. It's in a resurgence. Lion kicked Angron's ass. Get raped, chaos faggot

>the galaxy and Imperium is split in half

Cawl is busy closing the Rift. He'll have it done in an edition or three. Get raped, chaos faggot.

>Few decades of reserves going towards another crusade isn't going to magically repair the crumbling infrastructure

He literally fixed the infrastructure, though? Violently, he literally killed off the old high lords who wouldn't help him fix the infrastructure. You don't just roll out Rogal Dorn tanks, new krieg regiments, millions of Primaris Marines with accompanying new tech AND expand Ultramar from 50 noblebright planets to 500 noblebright planets WITHOUT fixing the infrastructure. Clearly the infrastructure is now beyond anything we have IRL.

No more grimderp for you, faggot!

>>95890239
>gimp gonna gimp

>>95855369
Its borrowed from scientology, lord xenu genociding aliens on earth

>>95890239
>He got rid of all the grimdark stuff, dumbass

No he didn't. Not at all. He just started a crusade that did nothing but made for great propaganda.

>Wrong. It's in a resurgence. Lion kicked Angron's ass

The Lion (barely) jobbing Angron (a professional jobber who gets his ass kicked by grey knights regularly) doesn't mean anything. The Imperium is completely fucked. It would have fallen entirely if it wasn't for Guilliman, and it will anyway.

>Cawl is busy closing the Rift

No, he's not.

>He literally fixed the infrastructure, though? Violently, he literally killed off the old high lords who wouldn't help him fix the infrastructure

No, the old high lords who rebelled did it to hold onto their own power. Guilliman had them removed and replaced with loyal lackeys, and his political position is still not secure. If he goes on long enough, the Imperium will eventually learn to hate him like it hates everything else, probably in the form of the Inquisition trying to get him murdered.

>You don't just roll out Rogal Dorn tanks, new krieg regiments

The Rogal Dorn tank seems to be either a new STC rediscovery or something the Mechanicus was sitting on for a while. Guilliman has little to do with that. Krieg regiments are being spat out at the same rate as before the Gathering Storm.

>expand Ultramar from 50 noblebright planets to 500 noblebright planets WITHOUT fixing the infrastructure

Not even Macragge itself is "noblebright," and the 450 worlds that weren't part of Ultramar by the time of M41 are shitholes

Clearly you're a retard, but you're also indicative of the exact kind of idiot to buy 40k joytoys, so I guess GW is happy with you

>>95877527
GW panders to secondaries, thoughever
They know you retards will keep buying, you are the "captive audience" and they'll keep trying to pander to the "modern audience", as in, me, and other secondaries like me.

>>95836266
It's absolutely hilarious seeing that posted and knowing I drew that image in MS paint with a mouse using the wrong hand. (Not the luth image, obviously. The other one.)

>>95883902
IIRC total reasonably-accredited deaths (from forensics and documentary evidence) at all camps for all causes is around 200k at the high end (the huge majority of those were from disease). The original 6 million claim was from a unsourced propaganda book, modern holocaust scholarship has revised the number down to match with the claims made at Nuremberg but if you go to various Holocaust museum sites they do try to obfuscate / not mention this. Basically as more and more money went into the Holocaust industry, society has forced the most absurd baseless claims out of the scholarship, but there’s a certain floor below which they can’t politically go past.

>>95876865
maybe

>>95876865
Yes and no. Weeb shit really started invading most nerd spaces at about that time. Like magic's japan set released in 2003 or so.

>>95852194
And here you have reason 1 out of a 1000 for why AoS is so awful.

>>95890239
>He got rid of all the grimdark stuff, dumbass. Because GW rightfully recognized that it was holding back the brand.
That people unironically believe this is why 40k is doomed.