Thread 95836690

How the FUCK do you beat them?

Writers fiat.

What do you mean how? They are a mindless, characterless horde faction. The sole reason for their existance is to be beaten kill a number of random redshirts to establish how big and dangerous they are and then to be beaten by named characters of other factions.

>>95836690 (OP)
What game?

>>95836704
The Dark Eye 5th edition, specifically the Bornland region on the continent of Aventuria.

>>95836690 (OP)
Buy moar Sphess Muhrines!

You wait for a scientist to say "hmm, mayhaps if reverse the polarity..." and then the hero says "in english, enstain!".
And then you just fly to their central node or whatever and blow up it and it kills them all. Works every time.

>>95836718
I see. Thank you for informing me. Most people here just scream at me when I try to ask.

>>95836690 (OP)
Their fleets suck just hit them before they make planetfall.

>>95836867
They can just reabsorb their losses until your ships run out of ammo.

>>95836690 (OP)
>How the FUCK do you beat them?

Orks'll get um'.

I don't have a citation for this, so I don't know if I made it the fuck up or it's from the earlier versions of Warhammer that let you field plastic dinosaur toys: Orks counter Tyranids.
What specifically happens is Tyranids can't perfectly convert Ork biomass into Tyranid biomatter; there's supposedly a diminishing return with the Tyranids where the more Orkish biomass they consume - the more they're made out of Orkish biomass. To the point where they stop being Tyranids. Orks aren't just Orks, Orks have an entire symbiotic fungal biosphere attached to them and a mild hivemind that eventually bioaccumulates and completely astroturfs the Tyranid swarm and supplants their own psionic presence over it.
Granted, it's a war of attrition; the Tyranids can beat the Orks if they nip them in the bid as quickly as possible, but the general idea is any kind of protracted conflict with the Orks will gradually end in defeat for the Tyranids- and more Orks.

>>95836690 (OP)
The Imperium can't, period. The Necrons and Chaos can by out bullshitting them.

>>95836861
Maybe it's because you're an annoying glue huffer who's so committed to being a shitposter janny larper that you can't recognize one of the most iconic tyrannid art pieces ever made.

Didn't guard beat them with barbed wire or something?

>>95836900
I'm pretty sure you've been able to cook and eat orks just fine since like the second edition.

>>95836955
Tyranids lose all the time in individual battles, the issue with defeating Tyranids as a faction is regardless of the outcome they've almost assuredly totally defeated you in terms of attrition. You can throw them off your devastated world with intense effort, they'll recoup those losses in a few years, your world will never recover.

I find extremely funny that nids don't just consume all life but drink all the water and suck out all the atmosphere from planets. I mean, it makes sense they'd consume ALL matter they can actually absorb, but something about it is very goofy to me.

>>95837019
If anything, the Tyranids MASSIVELY restrict their calorie consumption by eating just planetary biospheres.
They should be cracking open planet crusts, mine asteroid belts, disassemble gas giants and star lift suns into black dwarfs after they are with all the biological bits.

>>95836861
Maybe it's because this time you accidentally stumbled into a thread where that question is appropriate. You should learn from this experience.

How the FUCK do you beat them?

>>95836690 (OP)
you eat them back

>>95837128
Don't mind if I DO

>>95836792
This. Just wait for the plot device to show up. Probably "kill the queen" sort of thing.

Just open up the dyson sphere they avoided. Can't be worse right?

>>95836690 (OP)
Cause the Hive Mind to implode into a Chaos God of Hunger and devour the souls of all the bugs connected to it.

>>95836690 (OP)
>boss music starts playing
"Leave hive fleet to me."

>>95836690 (OP)
>Go into the Eye
>Find Perturabo
>Tell him that people are talking about how Dorn would have beaten the nid already
>...
>Profit

>>95836900
Tyranids best Orks in the only major war between the two (Octarius) and there was nothing in there about the Tyranids not being able to convert Ork biomass. In fact, the tendril there was specifically mentioned as growing super huge from all the Ork biomass it was eating.

>>95836960
>I'm pretty sure you've been able to cook and eat orks just fine since like the second edition.

Anon you're quoting: this specifically only happens to the Tyranids due to their biology/hivemind/scheme. I'm well aware non-Ork creatures can live in an Ork biome like those boars they sometimes ride and the Digganobz.

I'll also add to my post: >>95836900
The Necrons can beat the Tyranids because they're not fleshy and they have the tech for it.
The Chaos Gods I'm pretty sure "will have to" beat the Tyranids in the same capacity a farmer wouldn't let their sheep get slaughtered by wolves.

>>95837045
One excuse is that the Tyranids aren't actually interested in becoming huge because they understand entropy, but instead only take what they need and simultaneously defeat rivals and acquire data by consuming life.

The Hivemind isn't necessarily functioning like a pragmatic hard sci-fi AI but it does understand these things and is deliberate, in theory.

Ozempic

>>95837128
By chortling dismissively as I sip my coffee and closing the .pdf I didn't even pay for, and never buying any of those shitty products - and living a happy life completely forgetting all about that negligible, amateur slop.

>>95836945
>>95837099
Maybe you're such miserable cunts because you scream and seethe whenever someone questions nogames threads instead of discouraging them and encouraging actually on-topic posting?

missed the general bub

>>95838744
This is a 40k containment board, newfriend

>>95838653
You're the real nogames if you think broad narrative discussions are "off-topic", you pathetic ass hat.

>>95838584
Unironically the best answer. Any powerlevel fagging in Warhammer is pointless because Warhammer fluff is all mindless slop.

>>95838744
/tg/ is the general. Lurk more

>>95836690 (OP)
A fart cloud? IDK.

>>95836945
You're severely mentally ill if you think anyone can reasonably look at the black wiggly nothing in the OP and go "yeah, that's obviously Tyranids".

>>95836690 (OP)
kill them all

>>95839802
Seems like most in the thread figured it out.

>>95839802
Never played 40k and I recognized it right away. Maybe spend less time trying to police the board for badwrongfun, and spend more time playing games?

>>95836690 (OP)
>>95837128
>>95837140
By FUCKING!

>>95839802
If you weren't living under a rock, you would have inferred it.

>>95838584
Based. Warhammer lore was a product of passion at some point in time but now it's akin to an ad they stick on a yogurt bottle to get more sales. I don't read ads and I'm not buying yogurt made of goat cum.

>>95839802
I have zero 40k models and I never played it but the image itself was posted so many times here on /tg/ that I recognized it instantly.

>>95839802
Holy fuck lurk more you faggot

>>95836690 (OP)
What am I even looking at?

>>95839802
"What game?"fag revealing himself to be a massive newfag, utterly unsurprising. I hate 40k but through cultural osmosis I knew as soon as I opened the image what I was looking at.

>>95836690 (OP)
just only war long enough. or sink the whole galaxy into the warp if you're chaos.

>>95839010
>broad narrative discussions
Fucking where? Tell me about the broad narrative discussions in your setting, benchode.

>>95836690 (OP)
You don't. They have devoured multiple galaxies and that probably isn't even the total amount of Tyranids, just a single super swarm.

>>95836690 (OP)
for some reason I thought this was an image from that flavor-of-the-month visual novel from 3 months back that had the ending with the GoO touching the dude's mind and it zooming out like 300 times to show how stupid massive the eldritch horror was

>>95836955
Fix bayonets. Just fix bayonets. It's right there in the Primer.

>>95838584
*Tips 40k equivalent of a fedora

>>95836867
Total lie, they fuck shit up in Battlefleet Gothic

>>95843291
The flowchart demands it.

>>95836690 (OP)
Knowing GM they'd probably be corrupted by Chaos and be folder for them in a 40k version of the end times.

>>95836690 (OP)
Have you tried having tech that is not dogshit? Maybe don't stagnate and advance your tech to deal with problems?
Build superweapons that operate on galactic scales. Graduate from being smalltime.
God, your spacebugs are not even that strong.

>>95843438
A real Nonoriri this one.

>>95836955
It was archaeotech nano-razorwire folded 40,000 times during the Dark Age of Technology on the planet Nipponius, home to the Emperor's Shadows.

>>95836899
Not if you tow the remains into the Warp and leave it there.

>>95836690 (OP)
They exist in a setting where the laws of physics don't exist so all you need are enough main characters fighting them and plot armor will take care of it.

The Tyranid are neither frightening nor interesting because they're so unbelievably illogically stupid as a concept. Such a species would rapidly starve to death and no amount of "biomass" recycling would let them defy the laws of entropy.

>>95839917
Kill yourself ND

>>95843438
Holy Terra would have lost the Exelio battle, and it wouldn't have been close. There is just nothing 40k has thats an answer to a swarm of enemies covering an area that is larger than the total diameter of the solar system, made up of battleship-sized enemies that lay their eggs in stars, casually fly at nearly the speed of light, have attacks that overpenetrate moons and small planets to hit enemies on the other side of them and have FTL teleportation.
The only thing I can think in 40k that is even close was the bullshit archeotech they pulled out of their ass to set the entire damocles gulf on space-fire, which they can't afford to deploy anywhere near Sol because that would destroy Holy Terra as well. And I don't think that would even *work* against space monsters, because it just creates a big wall of burning plasma and, again, lay their eggs in stars.

>>95836955
No, there's a meme one retard likes to push that Imperial Fists beat them with razorwire because he ignores the entire rest of the paragraph saying they turned an entire planet into a fortress with gun emplacements, bunkers, trenches, minefields, etc. etc. and razorwire was just one of the things listed there among all the other shit you use to fortify a position for war.

Then the full lore bit reveals the only reason the Tyranids even lost that battle was because it was a distraction they only committed paltry forces to in order to keep the Fists distracted while they snuck around eating every other planet in the region that wasn't defended, because that's actually an intelligent way to deal with Marines.

>>95836702
No, they're the horror movie monster faction. They exist to scare the shit out of you and kill the protagonists off one by one. Tyranids are The Thing meets Alien meets Jaws meets the velociraptors from Jurassic Park meets Tremors. Usually they get beaten by the one battered survivor at the end after all of his/her friends are dead, only to reveal in the final shot or after the credits they weren't actually beaten. That whole theme is the entire thing they were based around.

>>95846968
Wow. They're so much less interesting than any of those monsters, then. Interesting how GW could have fucked up so bad with them.

>>95846987
No, you're just a lorelet with no taste. Tyranids are immensely popular for a reason.

>>95847006
They are not immensely popular, they're loser extras like the Necrons.

>>95847035
Clueless newfag lol

>>95847082
Concession accepted.

>>95847085
There's no concession, you conceded with that post above proving you don't know anything.

>first xenos faction entirely 100% updated into plastic
>only faction other than orks to show up in multiple edition launch sets as the bad guys vs the marines
>won the popularity contest against marines at the start of 10th
>won the poll to be the first faction added to the Gladius game as DLC
>have such a dedicated fanbase that three different Tyranid fans who didn't work for GW got their own personal hive fleet lore canonized into the official rulebooks and codices
>published GW data from 3rd edition shows they were one of the top played races

Etc. You know nothing, newfag.

>>95847165
It must be cool to use your encyclopedic knowledge of Warhammer history to pick and choose data that confirms your race is the most popular and coolest, when actually it's fucking boring as shit.

>>95847250
If you don't know anything about Warhammer history then don't be a dumb newfag mouthing off with things that you know nothing about lol

>>95836690 (OP)
Hold out till their hivemind evolves sub-intelligences as an experimental evolution and get those to turn on each other.
AKA the actually lore angle their leaning towards in the latest material.

>>95847283
That doesn't work, because eventually one side just wins and eats all the other side and recycles their biomass and no biomass was lost.

>>95836690 (OP)
They'll just have the Emperor burn a hole through the hive mind with his psychic might just like he did to the Garden of Nurgle. Mark my words.

>>95847035
>loser extras
>>like the Necrons
This is one of the gayest threads on THE gayest board that isn't /r9k/ or weeb-related shit.

>>95847250
>you just showed me data that proves me wrong, t-that's cheating!

The NPC faction? Just ignore them, they're only there as stage dressing for the real factions.

>>95847250
>>95848143
Obvious samefag got BTFO and then tried to post like he was a different anon lmao

>>95836690 (OP)
issue a batchall.

>>95836690 (OP)
Large bug zapper.

>>95836690 (OP)
Easy, make them weaker
>>95840672
Nid fanfic

>>95851732
the best thing about Tyranid is their fangirls/groupies

>>95836690 (OP)
Hive fleets bring more biomass into the galaxy they ate like seasonal plankton on a current.

>>95847006
Popular on what world exactly? Because here on Holy Terra they're mid at best.

>>95852570
>Gay tourneyfag poll with self-selected sample

>>95836690 (OP)
>How the FUCK do you beat them?
By not worrying about it They can't win because it would upset the status quo.

>>95846968
>They exist to scare the shit out of you
Nobody is scared of the Trannids

>>95836690 (OP)
Halo rings?

>>95853674
What the fuck does this mindbroken melty have to do with anything? Can you cretinous malformed subhumans NOT let 'the libs' absolutely dominate your mind & thoughts for 5 mins?

MOAR DAKKA!

>>95836704
>>95836861
Can't this fucking shitposting wannabe janny newfaggot be rangebanned already?

>>95851732
This is why BLcucks hate all alien factions while Your Dudes Chads appreciate Aliens for the variety they add to the tabletop.
Also 80% of what Chaos does can just be done by other alien factions with the Genestealers in particular covering a lot of ground.

>>95836690 (OP)
You don't. No one wins 40k. If they did, who would buy the little plastic mans?

>>95854569
>Imagine, if you will, a man so broken that he cannot hold a hypothetical in his mind for long enough to type a sentence and enter a captcha.

>>95836690 (OP)
Use a gun.

>>95854273
>tyranids
>[yourdudes[
pick one

>>95851732
>compelling

>>95836965
Not if you eradicate their hive ships and deny them the biomass to regrow. And any Imperial vessel has the ability to do that, with no chance of recovery, no "the hive ship grew this special organism to heal itself," nothing. 'Nids can be removed from existence moderately easily.

>>95856707
>And any Imperial vessel has the ability to do that,

Mostly they have a problem with getting close enough. You rarely get a clear shot on the hive ships because of the millions of bugs in the way, and the ships tend to get swarmed by those and bugs and torn open because they engage from too close a range. "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!" mentality does especially poorly against Tyranids.

The Imperium lacks a good space based line attack weapon, ala the wave motion gun or macross cannon, which would make short work of tyranid fleets by letting them pick off hive ships from a distance before they even get close to a planet and letting the rest of the nid swarm starve to death in deep space.

>>95854617
Yeah. /yourhivefleet/
Dumb shit.

>>95856707
Good luck eradicating Tyranid vessels on xenos primitive pocket worlds that aren't even on Warp routes, or even deploying a proper ship to every Tyranid front considering their ships already outnumber Imperial ships in most engagements and are exponentially multiplying.

>>95854617
And you missed the point.
Every single Chaos vs Imperium only fan (AKA HH Consumers) dismisses the various alien species as superfluous because its not part of their big grand "brother vs brother" Soap Opera, despite the fact that 40k is a setting for people to play a tabletop game first and a narrative second.
And in being a tabletop game, having armies of various astedic styles and backgrounds helps both keep things fresh and appeal to more people, which the various alien races help in doing.
Even if they are less popular than The Imperium and Chaos they serve a purpose and to dismiss that outs you as a corporate shit eater.

>>95857394
*aesthetic

>>95856707
>And any Imperial vessel has the ability to do that
Any any Tyranid vessel has the ability to eradicate the Imperial ones too, except it takes the Imperium 10 years to build a new cruiser if they can even find the rare materials needed to make it and it takes the Tyranids about a week to grow new bioships out of the biomass harvested from literally any planet they eat.

>>95856757
>The Imperium lacks a good space based line attack weapon, ala the wave motion gun or macross cannon, which would make short work of tyranid fleets by letting them pick off hive ships from a distance before they even get close to a planet and letting the rest of the nid swarm starve to death in deep space.
...Isn't that exactly how the Tau have held them off?

>>95857729
And why hasn’t potential man totally overwhelmed the Imperium? Leviathan is the biggest and bestest hive fleet ever with a gazillion splinters and the ability to build new hiveships in a femtosecond so everyone else should have just lost by now.

>>95858074
>potential man
What?

>>95858074
Trust the plan. Tyranids will eat a major plot important planet in 20th edition which will majorly set the Imperium back for a whole three months before the next major campaign book comes out. Adeptus Astartes Primaris™ Captain Gluttius Maximus kills an entire Leviathan Splinter using some shoelaces and a soup can.

>>95858074
>so everyone else should have just lost by now
GW is never going to actually end the setting you retard, it only exists as a backdrop for people to craft their own narratives as they collect minis and play the game.

But as far as what's going on in the plot stasis, Tyranids ARE winning, explicitly.

>>95858619
And they could easily be winning harder.

>>95858619
Sure they are. That’s why the instalost to Chaos on Baal and the silent king came back with some nebulous plan to defeat them.

>>95858619
>GW is never going to actually end the setting you retard
I used to say similar things about fantasy.

Tyranids are a shame because they could easily be GW's first deep foray in biopunk but they ended being an exaggerated, but pretty run-of-the-mill, alien swarm race.
I'm not saying I dislike them as they are but I feel they could have been done better.

>>95858822
Wow what an absolute fucking lorelet lmao. They barely lost Baal by the skin of their teeth and it wasn't the Chaos forces that mattered, all they did was show up on the moon and kill the feeder-beasts after that moon was already conquered and most of the warrior-forms were on the actual planet fighting the Blood Angels, And they wiped out like 30,000 Blood Angels and left less than 100 of them alive. They were defeated by a combination of the Hive Mind getting stunned by the giant Rift opening and sucking away the entire Hive Fleet in space, and Guilliman showing up with a gorillion Primaris as reinforcements - that's what did all the fighting. And all those Hive Ships that got sucked away didn't even die, they just got scattered through the Warp and started showing up all over the galaxy in splinters.

Also the fact that the Silent King specifically is trying to come up with a plan to beat the Nids shows that he, the oldest being in the entire galaxy, considers them the real threat.

>>95858836
They were done better in the first two editions but GW toned down the bio-horror freakshit with them and made them more safe xeno-dinosaurs instead, which was fucking lame.

>>95858830
Fantasy's entire range for every faction combined sold less than the Tactical Marine box. 40k is the breadwinner. It's not going anywhere.

>>95858619
>>95858853
The Tyranids are the most pathetic army in the entire game. Every single hivefleet that shows up is supposed to be exponentially more powerful than the last and all they do every single edition is eat a bunch of planets you have literally never heard of, crush a bunch of named characters who have never been mentioned before, and finally get defeated in the most embarrassing way possible.
It doesn't fucking matter how scary they are or how hard they're winning because they will never actually be allowed to win. Which from a practical standpoint, means they've lost to the Imperium whose entire goal is stagnation and the status quo.
Chaos was allowed to do more in one edition than the Tyranids have been allowed to do since they released.

>>95858879
Fantasy could have just changed the rules, updated models, etc. They chose to nuke it as a setting.
Moving the 40k plot forward 10000 years, completely refreshing the model line, and changing the rules is something they could happily do because they've gotten a thousand indications no matter what they do, people will buy it.

>>95858905
>eat a bunch of planets you have literally never heard of
That's every planet everyone ever conquers in the lore, ever, not just a Tyranid thing. No one had heard of Vigilus before GW invented it. The point of the setting being as big as it is with over one million planets in the Imperium alone is so they can just keep coming up with new ones for bad guys to smash, you fucking retard.

>and finally get defeated in the most embarrassing way possible
All the embarrassing defeats only happened in shitty lore from like 5th-6th edition and most of it was retconned out later, the good lore from 2nd-4th and from 9th and 10th is actually kino and Tyranids lose occasionally but it's rarely just some lame bullshit now, it takes actual effort.

>>95854596
And if that don't work?

>>95836690 (OP)
The common cold.

>>95858853
I find it really funny how The Hivemind Targeted Baal because it just hated the Blood Angels personally.
That despite being a vast unknowable entity it has the capability and will to act upon annoyance and spite.

>>95859146
I mean to the ants infesting my house I must be some kind of vast unknowable entity but I also feel hatred and spite towards those little bastards, so yeah. Relatable, ironically.

>>95839917
BEGONE SLAANESH! You aren't fooling Anyone!

>>95859224
BUT BOOBA!

>>95859325
We already have sororitas. Anyone who goes to slaanesh for sex was too cowardly to actually take their chance.

>>95859548
But BOOBA!
Let the Galaxy MOTORBOAT!!!

>>95859325
>>95859571
These right here Mister Commisar. Clearly falling to slaaneshi And xeno influence!

>>95859595
Nothing to see here Guardsman.
Perhaps I should execute you for wasting my time.

>>95859850
We Found Her! Grant The Heretics The Emperor's Peace!

>>95860067
Sister, what are you talking about?
That's just an ordinary Commissar.

>>95860079
They have a saint. Daemonettes trying to pull an alpha legion would get repelled.

>>95836690 (OP)
>How the FUCK do you beat them?
You pretty much don't, they were made too OP. Any deus ex machina superweapon that could beat them would also necessarily also have to beat every other faction in the game even harder, rendering all conflicts negligible and removing the "There is only War" fundamental theme of the setting, so it can't happen. Tyranids are guaranteed the win in the long run.

>tyranids die off if you kill the brain bugs
>the more brain, the more of them that die
>there's a biggest brainiest bug in charge of them all

Guys... it's literally baked into their rules. You can just kill the big one and you basically just win. They'll even stick a big bone sword on it and send it into combat for some reason.

>>95860248
...Or would they be attracted?

>>95859571
>>95859325
Kill yourself AGP pedoscum

>>95860828
>>tyranids die off if you kill the brain bugs
That is not how that works.

>>95837128
By being a magical elf.

>>95863271
That is actually kind of how it used to work. Killing synapse ships in Battlefleet Gothic basically put your list on autopilot.
Nids close to synapse creatures when they die also tend to die from the backlash in lore.

>>95843376
>Slannesh Genestealer
Genesuccubussy?

>>95836690 (OP)
Let the Necrons wake up and organize. They're the only faction with enough Xeelee-tier bullshit superweapons lying around to kill a superorganism the size of a galaxy. I hear the Silent King is also a pretty nice guy.

>>95842797
What was this? I was AFK around that time for uni

>>95843438
Gunbuster really is the fucking GOAT.
A Space Monster can crawl out from the event horizon of a black hole. And Buster Machines fight those fucking things and can win (a pyrrhic victory at least). Even psyker equivalents (Topless) are on entirely different levels, they can telekinetically throw planets around. 40K is not on super robot powerlevels at all.

>>95864833
>that's how it used to work
>like in battlefleet gothic, where [describes how it does not work like that at all]
You just BTFO your own point dude...?

>>95837128
>I think therefore I am, they do not so they are not.

>>95846134
The entire Gunbuster verse (+ Diebuster) is fodder to both Emps and Ascended Horus. The Big 4 don't notice them at all. Space monsters would be side dish for even the weakest C'tan.

>>95852570
>Adeptus Custodes are a more popular army than tyranids
Imagine someone saying this in 2008

>>95870888
Silent King jobbed to Cawl, Vashtorr and Imotekh, maybe they can save us from the tyranids instead?

>>95871705
Do you want to compare feats or something and do a semi-serious attempt at powerscaling or nah? I figure you deserve the benefit of the doubt, so I'll ask.

>>95871843
There's nothinng to compare with that fodder. When anyone from Gunbuster can claim to be able to affect and change every single atom in the universe across all time including parallel timelines, then MAYBE they'll get noticed.

>>95843438
>>95871392
>Tranime

So that's a no then lmao.

>>95836718
hehehehe

>>95869762
Too powerful!

>>95871705
>uhm akshilly the emperors power level is blah blah blah
Behold the Xeelee, you've been placed in a Dyson sphere and regressed to the stone age out of simple convenience. Woe to your kardashev type I civilization and please do not rock your solar cat carrier while they take you to another universe.

>>95872661
>Behold the Xeelee
Emps insta-kills the Monads slumbering in their black holes and one-shots the entire verse. NEXT.

>>95860650
funnily enough, a deus ex machina bullshit superweapon is exactly how they defeat the replicators (basically mechanical nids) in Stargate

>>95836690 (OP)
>>95837140
I mean the Necrons have really already beaten them just by existing. The bugs can't eat necrodermis, and they'll eventually either be exterminated or eat everything they can and starve. Either way the nids are gone and the necrons remain.

>>95871392
Not just telekinetically throw, but *teleport* planets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-FocjZVQ14

Like, this is a feat that makes the Emperor look like a chump. He has nothing on this scale.

>>95873497
Malcador, who scales VASTLY bellow GEOM, hid Titan's moons in the Warp during HH and brought them back unscathed by sheer foce of will.
And you're probably an underage Spacebattles user and tranime is deeply, personally important to you but nothing in your mid Chinese cartoon compares.

That's really not that impressive though. Like, even in universe, he did it with macro gellar fields. It's not really a psyker feat at all. Am I supposed to be impressed with the feat of every single Navigator who goes in an out of the war using a gellar field and warp drive? Like what are you even talking about?

>>95873662
The moon was protected by macro-geller fields and 'sigilic rites' of Malcador's own devising by he moved it to the Warp purely on his own you subhuman fucking lorlet.
Like I said, go shill your tranny chinks cartoons back to Spacebattles.

>>95839802
embarrassing

>>95873555
>mid Chinese cartoon compares
>>95873687
So you are thirteen or so?
Fuck kid, have you ever even seen the Demonbane Copypasta?

>>95873708
holy reddits fuck tranime

>>95873719
Sure thing Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau...

>>95872418
Kill yourself ND

>>95873555
Didn't that guy cry all his feelings to his half-eldar fuckslave and then kill himself? Also didn't he use DA POWAH OF FRENSHIP to stop GEOM from turning into a chaos god?

Go dilate your axe crotch wound over at /a/ please. This is not your home.

>>95873708
Go dilate your axe crotch wound over at /a/ please. This is not your home.

>>95873687
He didn't even really remove it from real space, anon. The orbit of Titan didn't change. Its gravity was still affecting realspace. It was *hidden*, not moved. And it took a shitton of resources and prep time to pull off.
Meanwhile, in diebuster, a girl moves something hundreds of times Titan's size in seconds across solar distances. From Jupiter orbit to out past Pluto, moving it through hyperspace with her mind.
These are not comparable feats of strength. The diebuster example is a vastly greater display of power in every scale: size, distance, and speed.

>>95873788
Get your tertiary ass off this site Timmy.

>>95873800
He absolutely did, you lying tranny. Not just across space, but on another dimension. Your chinky kiddie show comes across as even more pathetic with every new post you make.
And keep in mind we're talking about Malcador here. People like GEoM mentally enslave the entire Gunbuster extended universe with a stare. The C'tan just delete them from spacetime alltogether.

>>95873831
>The C'tan just delete them from spacetime alltogether.
Child, you show how little you actually know, thinking THAT is something that can't be overcome.

Oh hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Did you start without little old me?

>>95873847
What the fuck does Sailor Moon have to do with Gunbuster, you drooling, pant-pissing retard? Are you actually throwing shit at the wall and hoping some of it sticks?

>>95873877
>What the fuck does Sailor Moon have to do with Gunbuster
All tranime looks and feels the same, just like the Chinks who draw it.

>>95873831
>People like GEoM mentally enslave the entire Gunbuster extended universe with a stare

Dumbass anons make claims like this and then bluescreen when you ask them why the Emperor needed thunder warriors and space marines then.

>>95873831
>literally making shit up and screeching denial
Baffling behaviour, is this the best 40K powerscaling can do at this point? I guess it got shelved by anyone with half a brain a decade ago as a solidly mid-tier setting so the leftovers would have to be dogmatists with no option but to try and drown out everyone else.

>>95836945
>one of the most iconic tyrannid art pieces ever

it's "tyranid"

but also if that's your idea of good art you are now aware that in order to be that visible in deep space observation, even as false-color, the hive fleets would have to mass several times larger than the entire Milky Way galaxy (and consequently even getting that close would tear it apart, particularly as they're moving at superluminal speeds) and they would also have to be shitting out massive amounts of radiation, just incredible amounts of energy equivalent based just on what's visible there to all the stars of a galaxy at least the size of the Milky Way, in addition to which they're apparently actively illuminating nearby globular clusters

tl;dr it's shit art

>>95873888
Power Creep has been a trope in fiction since the Epic of Gilgamesh came out, my estrogen-enriched friend.

>>95873893
>Seething in impotent rage while spamming random pedo tranime pics.
Absolutely mindbroken. Your concession is VERY much accepted. Now fuck off back to /a/.

>>95873862
Dumb kid isn't going to know who you are Demonbane, he's never seen the Copypasta!

>>95873877
>What the fuck does Sailor Moon have to do with
Example of an Anime Character who was conceptually erased and WILLED HERSELF BACK INTO EXISTENCE!
You know, that thing THE EMPERAR did to HORUS that not even the Chaos Gods can undo?

>>95873888
> John Horus Heresy steals half you super army and lays siege to your capital and bombs your fortress after killing a number of your super-special "sons" in military betrayals
> "Shall I, the Emperor, use my vast psychic might and ability to mind control all being everywhere to stop this war in an instant, which I can supposedly do at any time?"
> "..."
> "Nay. Let me walk over to my teleportation chamber, use THAT to get to orbit, and then fight John Horus Heresy in single combat (and lose)."

Never trust 40kiddies on their own lore. They lie as easily as they breathe.

Honestly power scaling arguments with anime is gay and retarded because anime looks gay and retarded and none of those settings can be taken even half as seriously as 40k, and that's a really low fucking bar. Looks at this nonsense >>95873862 like fucking lol, come on. It's a CARTOON. It's like saying Bugs Bunny could beat the Emperor. Okay sure, that's because anything remotely approaching internal consistency and believability doesn't apply to looney tunes shit like that. I don't care if your anime capeshit robots can solo the entire 40k universe with their pinky, it's about as legitimate an argument as saying the Primarchs would have lost the basketball game is Space Jam. Okay? Enjoy your kiddie cartoon dude that's fine. I only care about semi-serious science fiction settings.

>>95873967
yeps this crapanese is so cringe and bad seeing it and reading the cringe of its fans gives me the same headache as the smell of anime fans would LOL

>>95873967
>none of those settings can be taken even half as seriously as 40k
> I only care about semi-serious science fiction settings.
Wait, your serious?
LET US LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!!!

>>95873924
>> "Nay. Let me walk over to my teleportation chamber, use THAT to get to orbit, and then fight John Horus Heresy in single combat (and lose)."
>single combat
Actually it was a card game.
Empoorer fought John Horus Heresy in a card game duel to decide the fate of humanity and lost.

Let me reiterate, the God-Emperor of Mankind is trapped on his golden toilet for all eternity because he sucks at Yu-Gi-Oh.

I don't ever wanna hear 40kiddies cry about anime again when their shit is just the equivalent of "western anime" like Avatar or Steven Tumblrverse.

>>95873888
Because 90% of Warhammer 40k fans actually know fuck all about Warhammer and don’t even play the game. They learned everything from faggot “loretubers”.

>>95875286
40k is british sci-fi so it runs on similar powerscaling as Dr. Who, in the background there are theoretically multiverse-destroying concepts but everything in practise is resolved by dudes running around with relatively simple gear.

>>95836690 (OP)
I see a hole, and any man with their salt knows what to do make them submit.

>>95873967
>>95873982

>>95875313
He literally dueled Horus in cards in the Shadow Realm like a bad episode of YGO.