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I AM. THE STRONGEST DICK DEVOURER
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:08:22 AM
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>>95841212 (OP)
Pretty good, but I need a breeding option.
Post Danmachi and prove to me that you are capable of beating Ottar.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:10:38 AM
No.95841283
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>>95841212 (OP)
Stop stalling and post the real center of discussion.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:14:36 AM
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>>95841278
>"squeak! squeak!"
*stomps on you* anyway, new OC when?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:16:15 AM
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>>95841333
>>95841212 (OP)
Thread Question: If you could turn into 10 Cryptids ben10 style, which ones would you choose?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:16:18 AM
No.95841323
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>>95841326
>>95841289
old man having bad takes, as always
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.95841326
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>>95841323
He’s not wrong. Weebs and otakus don’t know how irl people are meant to act due to their self imposed isolated lifestyles.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:17:42 AM
No.95841333
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>>95841352
>>95841321
the ones offered in the cyoa or even other kinds?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:18:18 AM
No.95841338
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Post Mushoku Tensei and prove to me that you are capable of seducing Orsted.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:18:33 AM
No.95841340
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https://imgchest.com/p/dl7pe3658yo
I'm once again asking for the 1.0 version.
>>95841289
ironically Myazaki made the best waifus simply by making realistic female characters. Any Ghibli movie girl protag BTFOs all virginboo dere Archetypes.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:19:34 AM
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>>95841360
>>95841343
that's not really irony, it's kind of the point
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:20:14 AM
No.95841352
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>>95841333
other kinds are permitted as long as they fit the description of cryptid (no mythological or completely fictional beings).
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:20:41 AM
No.95841354
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>>95841289
Sorry MiyaFRAUD, you have already been REPLACED by AI
>>95841236
Devourer questions:
>Can you eat your own corpse to double your power?
>Can you consume memories?
>Can you eat a man to become married to his wife?
>Can you suck your own dick to remove the valuable drawback(wtf)?
>Can you somehow gain power by stealing from yourself by cutting off and eating your own fingers?
>Can you eat your own Perfect Guardian?
>What would you get from eating your Dharma Weapon?
>Can recreate the process that made you to eat your own clone?
and I'm going to add one:
>What happens if you eat Alice?
>>95841343
>>95841348
Otaku worship Miyazaki because he knows how women look and act, and this is a form of magic (culture shock) to them and then they start crying.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:22:17 AM
No.95841362
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>>95841360
is that why people here cry about cyoas all the time
>>95841236
Sucking dick is unironically one of the best things ever and I weep for all the straight men and lesbians out there who don’t know what it’s like to slobber on a piping hot sweaty cock.
Cyoas that are based on animes are the worst.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:23:57 AM
No.95841384
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>>95841427
>>95841374
Existent anime? Or just using anime imagery? There’s a difference. I only play original cyoas. Franchise slop is just slop.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:24:12 AM
No.95841387
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>>95841374
shut they're the best for discussion
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:24:39 AM
No.95841390
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>>95841403
>Their discord bait did not work
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:24:47 AM
No.95841391
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>>95841343
>>95841360
miazaki made like 1 good move (Howl's Moving Castle) and 1 good tv anime (Heidi).
everything else is meh
>>95841374
let me correct you: Cyoas that are based on franchises are the worst
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:26:39 AM
No.95841410
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>>95841404
NOOOOOO MY WORMERINO CYOAERINO IS THE BEST!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:27:14 AM
No.95841417
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>>95841404
franchises? like mcdonalds?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:28:00 AM
No.95841426
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>>95841401
Poor vegeta. Made to be a pathetic jobber in Z, then pushed as an actual rival and equal in super only to end up as the same jobber.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:28:11 AM
No.95841427
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>>95841384
Existing Animes. I'm sick of shit of it all.
>>95841404
I think that might be it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:28:34 AM
No.95841431
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>>95841442
>>95841358
>Can you consume memories?
Please rephrase this to "Can you consume memories, skills, methods, etc.?" since that's what the discussions were about.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:29:39 AM
No.95841438
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devourerbros still eating their own asses i see
i guess it does count as cultivating flexibility and tongue technique
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:31:04 AM
No.95841449
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>>95841458
>>95841442
That list is gonna be dropped on Rake the moment he appears and you know it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:32:15 AM
No.95841458
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>>95841470
>>95841449
i do, and i feel sorry for him
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:32:17 AM
No.95841459
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I AM... above average in power.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:32:21 AM
No.95841460
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>>95841358
>>Can you eat your own corpse to double your power?
add the context of the resurrection doll, since that's the presumably easiest way of getting your own corpse
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:32:44 AM
No.95841464
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Post some good cyoas. I've had a hankerin for the older dark lord cyoa where it was like "choose a specialization" of conjuration and whatever, and then later on you could get something like "the broodmother" or a dragon or giant.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:33:31 AM
No.95841467
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I was thinking about a power that is supposed to give you access to the "akashic records" it would come with 3 steps in power level.
>The mind manse
By meditation you can enter a mental construct where you can store key memories permanently.
>The perfect manse
You have photographic memory with instant recall for events up to a year old and your manse automatically records everything but meditation makes it much easier to recall old memories and can transfer knowledge instantly with others who know this technique by meditating next to each other.
>Akashic records
You have access to the subconcious knowledge of all of humanity this gives you temporary mastery of any human subject or skill to the level of a normal master but the least people know what you look for the more difficult it is to find and some knowledge might be forever lost.
Unless you rediscover it the hard way and teach it to the masses.
I think it is a cool idea and gives an incentive to share knowledge with the plebs.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:33:52 AM
No.95841470
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>>95841458
100% that at least one of question gets a different answer than you expect, assuming they get answered, and especially if even more questions are dropped.
>>95841374
>>95841404
OBJECTION: cyoas based on franchises means the author throws less lore dumps on the players while also having a (depending on the franchise/anime) well-built world and properly defined power system
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:34:43 AM
No.95841481
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>>95841495
>>95841358
>>Can you suck your own dick to remove the valuable drawback(wtf)?
To be clear, my question was if you could deliberately lower your value by eating dangerous things. Someone else added in the dick thing for some reason (I assume projection).
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:35:01 AM
No.95841483
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>>95841472
yeah, original cyoa lore is always a metaphorical micropenis, even in huge many-pagers
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:35:52 AM
No.95841490
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>>95841523
>>95841369
My girlfriend keeps telling me this. If she were a dude, she'd be almost half as homosexual as the average redditor.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:36:07 AM
No.95841495
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>>95841506
>>95841481
why does that sound stupider than the penis thing
at least the penis thing has refuge in audacity and is kind of funny, your question is just dumb in a dull way
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:37:48 AM
No.95841506
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>>95841519
>>95841495
If you eat something poisonous you'd become poisonous right? This is just that on a larger scale.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:38:57 AM
No.95841512
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>>95841525
Franchise cyoas (especially ones based on convoluted slop superpowers) really just intimidate the average anon since they know next to nothing about it / the setting in question.
If you were familiar with a franchise and you saw someone making wrong or just retarded assumptions about the setting you’d feel an urge to correct them. This is why they are hated.
This is why “canon fags” are hated over on the mcyoag. “Stop correcting me you nerddd”. It steps over fun, because you are placed on a “I know the lore better than you :>” pedestal like an insufferable faggot.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:39:11 AM
No.95841515
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>>95841528
>>95841502
not even anime only, just take the Harry Potter one for example, the most dogshit power system coupled with the laziest and most retarded worldbuilding.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:39:42 AM
No.95841519
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>>95841533
>>95841506
poisons don't detract from value, if they're magically powerful poisons they in fact increase value, eating garbage with zero value would be more apt, so the only way i could see you reducing your value is if you deliberately lowered your cultivation level back down to stage 1
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:39:58 AM
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>>95841490
Your girlfriend is trans btw
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:40:43 AM
No.95841525
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>>95841544
>>95841512
or maybe stop being willfully ignorant, retard
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:41:05 AM
No.95841528
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>>95841557
>>95841515
Harry Potter is an extremely colorful world thobeit. Yeah the logistics are dumb and retarded and even gay, but it’s still a fun fever dream.
>>95841519
You don't get detrimental effects from stuff so if you could eat crappy low value shit to lower your value it wouldn't necessarily screw you over.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:42:10 AM
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>>95841549
“Heh. He thinks he can beat Orsted. The canon says otherwise. Heh. What a fool.”
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:42:15 AM
No.95841538
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>>95841478
Please use the correct verbiage of either danmachi rat or ratmachi nigger.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:42:20 AM
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>>95841562
>>95841533
no, but if it's not screwing you over it's also not lowering your value, only by allowing it to screw you over does it lower your value, was my reasoning
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:43:29 AM
No.95841549
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>>95841560
>>95841537
there's nobody like a cyoa character other than orsted in the canon of mushoku tensei, even rudeus is way weaker, so beating orsted with the amount of power the cyoa gives you doesn't go against the canon, it's just a feature of the cyoa
>>95841528
The op said that franchise slop cyoas are good because they have "well-built world and properly defined power system" which is the most false statement ever. I rarely see franchise slop with even decent worldbuilding or powers system. Original cyoas with effort behind them almost always btfo franchise slop in all categories.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:44:50 AM
No.95841560
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>>95841569
>>95841549
The cyoa doesn’t let you surpass him. Lul. Same way the Danmachi cyoa won’t let you go over level six. It caps you. You are just a power hungry cringe faggot.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:45:09 AM
No.95841562
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>>95841590
>>95841539
It doesn't necessarily have to do that, it's not like strength and value are inherently always tied together.
>>95841560
yes it does lul, you can have everything orsted has but with a lack of his primary crippling drawback
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:45:49 AM
No.95841570
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>>95841593
>>95841533
The valuable drawback increases as you progress in stages and as time passes. There's no reason some random poison or garbage could interact with the drawback.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:46:10 AM
No.95841573
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>>95841597
>>95841557
The Harry Potter power system is actually rather unique as far as magic systems go. The naming is not very conventional in areas, and Rowling isn’t too familiar with fantasy tropes, so she went and did her own thing.
Harry Potter also comes across as anime in western format. No wonder it’s popular in Japan.
Some of my most engaging cyoa builds have been for franchise cyoas honestly. I still look back at my one piece interactive and my shitty jjk builds.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:47:21 AM
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>>95841569
Nope. I’m sorry but that’s wrong. He just kills you.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:48:05 AM
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>>95841595
>>95841569
Nta but you physically cannot, he has all the styles and magic plus more and some blessings.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:48:19 AM
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>>95841617
>>95841562
the valuable drawback is tied to your cultivation, so they literally are tied together
it shouldn't be impossible to get rid of the valuable drawback, but it feels like it would be harder than removing any of the other drawbacks, plus removing valuable would probably involve just outright removing it, not treating it to lower how strong it is in proportion to your cultivation, it feels like trying to treat it that way would be much harder than just getting rid of it
if i have to pull numbers out of my ass, most of the drawbacks are stuff you might tackle at stage 5 to 7, maybe as low as 3 if you pick a lot of blessings and stuff that counter them, while valuable would probably need to wait until stage 10 to be removed and like 11 or 12 to fuck with its proportionality
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:48:35 AM
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>>95841570
Why not? This is using a grand inheritance remember, and it's not like drawbacks here are inherently impossible to overcome by your own means.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:49:31 AM
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>>95841611
>>95841587
he has no mana regen compared to you and he doesn't have the same styles as in the cyoa
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:51:14 AM
No.95841607
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>>95841620
>>95841577
look i don't know from what shithole you crawled out but you need to go back
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:51:31 AM
No.95841609
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>>95841654
>>95841586
you reminded me of that one jjkfag that was obsessed with gojo and would make a gojo for every cyoa, I wonder where he went.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:51:39 AM
No.95841611
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>>95841636
>>95841595
He has even better combination styles and he can use his mana much more efficiently. He also has like emperor mana or something, it's not peak, but its up there.
>>95841590
> the valuable drawback is tied to your cultivation, so they literally are tied together
My point is that this isn't an always true thing. It could very well be possible to devour things in such a way that you get the lowered value but not the lowered cultivation.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:53:21 AM
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>>95841597
Not the wand and spells per se, but the amount of effort she put into each and every spell, and how unique some of them are. She’s not the most unique or the most original but it’s still a lot more charming than most.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:54:31 AM
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>>95841577
>interactive franchise cyoa
we just found one of the lowest lifeform imaginable
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:54:59 AM
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>>95841612
>brainlet doesn't know what "rarely" and "almost" mean.
average literacy level of franchise slop fans.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:55:00 AM
No.95841636
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>>95841611
not really combination styles, he has a style that can't be recreated in the cyoa because the author isn't really a mushoku tensei expert, but the main point is that his combat style actually uses mana and not touki iirc
anyway the only difference between an ideal build and orsted is that orsted has that crippling mana regen drawback while the build doesn't have ages of training behind them yet, the conclusion from there is obvious, underestimate orsted early on and you'll fail, exploit his weakness properly and you might succeed early, or if you're scared you can just train for a thousand years and be guaranteed to win because he's crippled while you aren't and everything else is roughly equal
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:55:11 AM
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>>95841617
I don't see how. Devouring something without worsening valuable? Sure. But what would decrease it? Consuming a deadly poison that cripples cultivation wouldn't work, because you're not taking an ability or power.
Reminder that an evil person can’t use the Patronus charm because it literally turns them into a mass of worms or something gay like that.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:56:19 AM
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>>95841617
that's what the text says, we aren't inferring from genre tropes here, it's literally described as tied to your cultivation particularly, specifically, literally, and explicitly
>>95841644
you must have many gay thoughts to be so familiar with this
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:57:48 AM
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>>95841673
How many times did the Danmachinigger samfag this exact same conversation? I've lost count after the 10th time.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:57:49 AM
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>>95841662
>>95841609
Infinity couldn't stop molesteranon
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:58:53 AM
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>>95841654
did he use the World Molesting Splash?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:59:54 AM
No.95841673
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>>95841681
>>95841653
My theory is he’s a bot. AI is encroaching into 4chan and we don’t even know it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:00:02 AM
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>>95841644
Dolores Ambridge could use it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:00:55 AM
No.95841681
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>>95841690
>>95841673
we do actually, it's not a secret and isn't against the rules even
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:01:56 AM
No.95841687
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>>95841691
> According to legend, Raczidian was a Dark Wizard who lived with a colony of Dementors in a black castle in a dense forest, which surrounded a nearby mountain village inhabited by fellow witches and wizards. For many years, he and the unearthly denizens of the castle co-existed peacefully with the villagers, leaving them alone, while they in kind kept out of the part of the woods where his castle was located.
> One day, Raczidian noticed a beautiful girl from the village, Eliana, while she was collecting berries in the woods. Taken by her, he decided she would make an ideal wife, and sent a message to her parents demanding her hand. They refused. Raczidian thus threatened to send his Dementors to destroy the village unless Eliana was brought to him.
> The villagers opted to put up a fight rather than surrender to Raczidian's ultimatum. At first, they succeeded in holding at bay the Dementors that Raczidian unleashed upon them with the combined might of their Patronuses, but gradually the sheer number of foes began to overwhelm them. Just when it looked as if all hope was lost, however, Illyius — a shy, young orphan who had been told to sit out the battle because the village elders thought his Patronus was too feeble to be of any use — cast the Patronus Charm. The mouse that sprang from Illyius's wand shone brilliantly and brought the Dementors to a halt.
> Enraged that something so small could thwart him, Raczidian decided to enter the fray himself and attempted to summon a Patronus to ward off Illyius's mouse. However, in his rage he failed to remember that only the pure of heart could produce a Patronus, and thus for the first time in history, it was revealed what happened when a competent but unworthy wizard or witch attempted the charm: maggots shot out of Raczidian's wand and quickly devoured him as they engulfed his body.
Lol. Desperate and lonely waifu-seeking dark wizard killed himself.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:02:27 AM
No.95841691
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>>95841687
Dark Sovereign dont look...