>"Traitors could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this sector before. There could be traitors anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TRAITORS" he thought. Hail, Brave Warriors of the Imperium! reverberated his entire Gloriana class Battleship, making it pulsate even as the 9 credit amasec circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) hatred of TRAITORS after dark. "With a battleship, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>"Quit being such an autistic weirdo brother and have some Mjød! It'll calm you down... or boil your blood!"
>>95880387 (OP)
Man, Son of the Forest was such an awful fucking novel.
How does Mike Brooks keep getting work? Who keeps letting him put his molesting hands all over the metaplot-relevant 40K novels?
>>95880582
Female Leman Russ would probably make the Lion chud out even more than male Russ would. He'd demand the First Legion reform even faster no matter how much it made Guilliman chimp out.
>>95880671
If Russ was a girl, there is a 100% chance she and Lion would be hate fucking each other every time they met.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:12:02 AM
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Hey, hey, LE'J, how many traitors did you kill today?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:24:53 AM
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>>95880671
Girllyman just wants to be a simple farmer. Why can't his brothers just listen to him...
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:35:49 AM
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>>95881342
There is a 0% chance the Lion can get an erection, if anything she'd be pegging him.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:06 AM
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>>95882053
>>95880387 (OP)
>>95881951
Is either of these an actual quote from a 40K novel, or is that a meme based on something non-40K-related?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:44 AM
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>>95880640
I hate how Cypher has completely disappeared from the setting. He gets some buildup during Gathering Storm and then... nothing. Not to mention Luther is apparently chilling with a bunch of Fallen somewhere.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:42:21 AM
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>>95880640
Anon, they don't have a great track record hiring talent
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:22:23 PM
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>>95880387 (OP)
WHOAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYYYY
He's GAY
He's CLOSETED
He's ZESTY
He's FRUTIER THAN A BANANA REPUBLIC
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:23:24 PM
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>>95880582
>>95881571
Why are trannies like this?
