Magic should be both colorful as well as disgusting. As gross as it is gorgeous.

>>95894243 (OP)
>should
WHOOOOOOOA BUDDYYYYYYYYYY
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RING IT UP

I'm not opposed to that sort of aesthetic depiction of magic.

OP sounds like a niggertranny

>>95894274
Yes, SHOULD. Fucking bite me.

>>95894399
>on top of being a faggot, op is a subby little bottomboi into getting bitten
Lmao, what a queermo

I'm looking for a giant faggot. Have you seen anyone who fits the following description?

>Post in a thread
>Get no (you)s
>Start a new thread to make sure your nothingburger opinion with no real discussion around it gets shoved in everyone's face

Any clues would be appreciated.

>>95894434
I see random posts being made into threads all the time buddy :^) this website is just endless pasta

Why are you all being mean to my thread? I have really good ideas!

>>95894541
Hey you’re not me!

>>95894243 (OP)
Terry Pratchett already defined the color of magic

>>95894243 (OP)
I hate your post but that image always makes me laugh.
I'm cautiously supportive of your position.

>>95894636
It’s purple. Magic is purple.

>>95894640
t. samefag

>>95894636
That goddamn lobsterback can take his beans and turtles and fuck clean off back to the rain-drenched gutter nest he came from. Magic is whatever color I say it is.

>>95894689
t. insane person

>>95894689
Sure.

magical rituals should be lewd and vile

>inane blog post yelling into the air about vacuous nonsense
Yep, it's another mod thread.

Wizards have to drink unicorn cum to do magic yeah

>>95895025
It’s not actually cum. It just squirts out of their horn when they’re excited.

>>95894845
Shut up Derketo

>>95895025
Amazing. Stealing this.

>>95895025
Maybe if the wizard is you.

>>95894845
Not opposed to either, albeit not at the same time.
Also, your picrel is a funny way to justify portraying mages as dangerous and often unhinged individuals.
Since they would be seen as junkies, getting their high both doing their magic-enhancing drugs, and the vast power that comes from doing it.
Or maybe that would be more the realm of sorcerers, or perhaps each "flavor" of mages has their own mind-altering substances.
Best done without either the spell slot, or the point pool system. Just a stacking intoxication with their substance of choice, eventually overdosing and dying/passing out and gaining a condition related to their consumption.
>magic mushrooms and the like for warlocks to get in contact with their patrons
>sorcerers each have their own unique blends that activate their innate talent
>wizards smoking magic crystals, pixie dust, and whatever other form raw magic materializes in
Bonus level:
>paladins light up the special incense and meditate their way into communicating with their deity
>evokers use quick-acting stuff, like powders that can be inhaled
>ritualistic mages prepare ayahuasca-like brews that can't be used (safely) without preparation
>wild talent sorcerers have no specific substance — anything will do, as long as it messes them up, but the effect is similarly random
>more powerful magic requires either a larger dose, or a more potent substance with nastier side effects
Kinda reminds me of the contractors from Darker than Black, now that I think about it.
The double whammy of both the drug AND the magic addiction would make for interesting roleplaying, methinks.
Imagine the whole party trying to physically restrain a mage that's failed his addiction resist roll and is about to turn some rude guard into a human torch.
All because he's going through withdrawal after having nobody to throw fireballs at to get his fix, for DAYS.

>>95900677
Same. Need more ways to make casters a lot gayer. They deserve it.

>>95895025
>>95900677
>>95905373
t. Butthurt martialfag

In my games wizards are gay and effeminate not cringe and gross

>>95894243 (OP)
wow anon you are so profound.

Wizards are covered in boils filled with rainbow colored pus

>>95909498
They’re more like tumours.

>>95894243 (OP)
How did this topic affect your last game session?

>>95919122
“Okay. If you want to play a caster, you have to be a gross unwashed douchebag who smells like cat piss and vomits mana every ten minutes, which smells like burnt rubber, yeah, that’s just awful. Do you still want to be a caster?”

>>95920803
Did this actually happen in your game? Does this have any gameplay implications?

>>95920868
Yes, it happened, because my GM is a piece of shit.

>>95920922
What game were you guys playing?

>>95920942
You really can’t guess? Really?

>>95921034
Dee en Dee?

>>95894243 (OP)
why did you kill a thread?

>>95926658
All magic requires sacrifice.

>>95894243 (OP)
I've actually been doing an opposite thing, as an experiment. Sorcery gradually drains color from things, because the Sorcerer is essentially using console commands, and this breaks the illusion that the world is real, revealing it to be the sort of divine simulation that it actually is. The result is t hat Sorcerers first, but also the environments in they work, gradually leech all pigment out until they're just monochrome. High end sorcerers are like walking photo-negatives.

>>95894243 (OP)
>disgusting
BOY HAVE I GOT THE SYSTEM FOR YOU OP.

>>95933054
poopoodoodee game oh fug :DD

Magic is like drinking mercury. Mercury poisoning is required to do magic.

>>95946435
Ackchually, drinking mercury is fine, it's the vapors it creates inside that fuck you up.

>>95947557
Ackchyually, mercury binds to proteins, and fucks up the brain. The fumes are only part of the magic.

>>95947557
Nice save, your worthless spam thread almost fell off the board!

>>95894845
>magical rituals should be lewd and vile
Depends. I wouldn't want to ritual cast Speak with Animals in an Arabian setting if I go by your style, but Mage Hand being lewd sounds pretty handy.

Aaaand its another thread shilling a subjective opinion for a vibe that works in a subset of setting by trying to force it on ALL settings. Well at least you didn't word it as a question, so you get bonus points for being a confrontational retard, and not just a retard with retarded questions.

>>95894567
>>95894541
shut up and stop pretending to be me!

ugh
*vomit*

>>95894243 (OP)
are those penguins

>>95960341
They appear to be penguins. Yes. He also appears to have one of those blue ringed octopuses. Very venomous.

>>95951086
>>95954713
>>95960341
>>95963277
Curiously timed posts

>>95963789
Meds.

>>95894740
based

>>95894243 (OP)
Yeah haha

>>95975230
Source on image?

>>95977782
Idk

>>95975230
>>95977782
>>95981539
Curiously timed posts

Innovative tactics are warranted.

>>95989133
How the hell is it innovative tho
>dude magic is le sick poo poo

>>95989683
If magic is le gross then this means le clean normies don’t get to try magic. It’s a brilliant tactic.

*throws sparkling dung*

>>95894434
I think I might have a raging clue for you

If you want to be an overpowered wizard you have to gargle unicorn semen
I like this. I do. It would solve a lot of balance issues.

64 / 8 / 1
fucking wild, why are you keeping this boring thread on the catalog?

>>96002728
>he doesn’t want to solve his wizard problem
Fag

>>96002752
Forcing wizards to toss poo around won’t prevent the power gamers since power gamers are themselves a poopy people.

>>95904781
Sounds fun

>>95894243 (OP)
>15 days 11 hours ago
>68 replies
this is why we can't have nice things

>>96005137
Remember when threads got auto’d on the 7th day

>>96005412
I ‘member

bumpfags autism sure is something else.

le bomp