Your character finds a magic ring and by merely touching it is cursed to be a fat cheeto fuck frog demon. What do?
I will keep posting this until the fat cheeto fuck is fired as a mod. He's a piece of shit.
>>95902510 (OP)"reeeee!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
>>95902510 (OP)Start drinking and compare the size of my penis to various objects at hand
>>95902578Your penis is nonexistent.
Frogs don't have penises.
>>95902552LET ME HEAR YOUR WARCRY!!!!!!
>>95902510 (OP)Am I large enough to swallow women whole?
>>95902510 (OP)Find a mountain dew gamer princess to kiss me and become her boy??
>>95902762Yes.
>>95903034No such thing, but you could use magic to wish one into reality.
>>95903034I want to fuck all her holes.
>>95902578Ah, the Step-Dad Special. Classic manoeuvre.
>>95902510 (OP)An RPG in which I get to play POTUS! Great idea, count me in!