Your character finds a magic ring and by merely touching it is cursed to be a fat cheeto fuck frog demon. What do?

To The Mods...

Let this post stand on its own merits and stop deleting it or I will just keep reposting it til the end of time. Not my fault you hired that morbidly obese fuckwit that stuffs his face with handfuls of cheetos and cries everytime someone posts a frog that resembles his power tripping hamplanet ass.

>>95905160
Have sex, cheetofucker.

>>95905179
Not with a fat cheeto frog demon, or the hamplanet that made it

>>95905174
I implore you to reconsider, there's 11 of them and one of you. You'll tire before they do, you can't win the attrition.