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>>Previous thread:
>>95921624

>Thread Question:
What is the best/worst roll you've ever witnessed?

My mate just texted me today that he killed Fulgrim turn 1 with autocannon fire.
In a semi related post, it's funny to look back to when the codex for necrons dropped and people were sad that silvertide isn't as good anymore, when I've had a grand ol' time with 20 man blobs in this day and age.

>>95926224 (OP)
>Thread Question:
>What is the best/worst roll you've ever witnessed?
Had a shokk attack gun roll hot in 8th ed and clean up 5 death guard terminators (I cant remember which type)

I love troops.
I love scoring objectives.
I love buying transports for my troops to get them to objectives faster.
I love farming faith points.
I love Objective Control 2+ units.

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>>95926224 (OP)
>TQ
From a personal game? Back in 8th when World Eaters were just part of CSM, I had a juggernaut lord with the Axe of Blind Fury relic that turned him into a mini Kharn the Betrayer. Basically the relic amped up his strength, attacks and damage but you couldn't re-roll any misses, and more importantly, any miss rolls would hit a friendly unit instead. One time I charged him into a Space Wolves dread that managed to tie up earlier with a rhino to prevent him from falling back in the event he survived the assault. Anyway, I managed to roll all 1s, which went into the rhino, killing it instantly, which then failed the explosion roll on a 6 and blew up the juggerlord since he got softened up on the charge by some lucky overwatch. It was a humbling experience.

>>95926224 (OP)
>TQ
I had a Chaos Lord with a jump pack running the Chain Lord set up (two chainswords, Ghorisvex's Teeth from Vigilus Ablaze (mortal wounds on 6+) and Flames of Spite Warlord trait (mortal wounds on 6+)) with the Mark of Khorne.

I had him charge my friend's Captain, expecting to rip him to pieces and get a satisfying kill with a bunch of mortal wounds.

I rolled all 1s on the attacks and then when his Captain fought back, watched as I rolled all 1s on his saves.

>>95926288
you melted all your dice to plastic slag as an offering to the dark gods afterwards right

>>95926302
Of course, it's the only way to appease them.

What custom objective rules do you play with in casual games? My group is wannabe sweats and I hate playing secondaries.
Hoping to finally arrange a game with new deck and try assassinate/no prisoners.

I am going to pick up a Solitaire to hang out with my Dark Eldar

Another Wolf Knight ready for Priming! How my peeps doing tonight, are we ready for the collage?

>TQ:

I forget how often it happens (I roll like dogshit) but I've seen so many 2s get rerolled into 1s in both 40k and AoS. I've failed multiple 3 inch charges too.

AoS:
>Unit hits on 2, wounds on a 3
>9 attacks, 4 immediately fail to hit
>the remaining 5 fail to wound

40k:
>Hitting on a 3
>roll a 2
>Command Reroll
>roll a 1

My Primus has consistently been a disappointment as anything beyond a reroll buff.

Also: is there anyone that uses HH terminators in 40k? I've heard they're too small, but I don't wanna pay like $140 for 10 Terms when the HH box has 10 at $100

>>95926366
When is this collage thing over? I might get a castigator tomorrow if you guys don't mind adding a humble first attempt at a vehicle.

>>95926264
It's not a bad list but I'm an addict for making my BSS squads overpriced by adding characters:

Related my Inquisition themed Sisters list:

Junith Eruita (80pts): Mace of Castigation, Twin Ministorum Heavy Flamer
3x Saint Celestine (160pts)
Canoness (75pts): Warlord, Sanctified Amulet, Blessed blade, Condemnor boltgun
Imagifier (65pts): Bolt pistol, Boltgun, Close combat weapon
Palatine (50pts): Palatine blade, Bolt pistol

10x Battle Sisters Squad (105pts)
10x Battle Sisters Squad (105pts)

3x Arco-Flagellants (45pts)
3x Arco-Flagellants (45pts)
10x Sisters Novitiate Squad (100pts)
5x Zephyrim Squad (80pts)
Sororitas Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Storm bolter
Sororitas Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Storm bolter

Canis Rex (380pts)
Corvus Blackstar (180pts): Armoured hull, Hurricane bolter, Twin lascannon, 2 Blackstar rocket launchers, 2x Blackstar rocket launcher, Auspex array
10x Deathwatch Kill Team (200pts)
Inquisitor Greyfax (65pts): Castigation, Condemnor stake, Master-crafted power sword
Watch Master (105pts): Vigil spear

>>95926381
End of june, forgot picture of new wolf Knight.

>>95926409
Fyre slayer anon!

>>95926412
What?

>>95926414
Your models look like fyre slayers!

>TQ
Many moons ago during a game of 4th edition my opponent had Eldrad Uthran in his army, and 3 turns in a row he rolled 2, 2, 12 on his psychic tests. So, the most venerable and powerful psyker in the setting shows up to the field in all of his finery and then eats his own head and explodes.

On a related note I once lost a 10 man Terminator Command Squad to a failed Deep Strike roll. Welp.

>>95926416
I looked them up and I honestly don’t see it

you're banned from the collage and you're not getting a (You)

>>95926423
Even if I don’t my the collage I will be there in spirit anon. The Black Panther Knight will live on in your head.

>>95926429
Make*

>>95926422
I dunno, it looks like one of those cool magmadroths. You got the spirit of a fyreslayer at least

>>95926392
I wanted to try adding both a palatine and hospitaller to both of my battle sister squads, just worried they will still all die to the first vehicle they see anyway. Is there really any use for being able to stick 2 characters in normal battle sisters?

>>95926435
Those look amazing but I still fail to see the similarities

What's the best way to go about silvertide now, Technomancer for the 5+ FNP or the Chronomancer for the -1 to hit?

>>95926366
im stuck in painting paralysis atm, id be lucky to finish mine and if i do its gonna look like shit

>>95926447
nta but i know palatine and dialogus is decent
on army of faith you can take any 2 shitty miracle dice and feed them into your multi melta

>>95926468
Dude no one gives a shit who love the game, its all the schizos shitting on the painters. Just do your best and yell everyone your new at painting and no one will rape you.

Just FYI, basecoating a maleceptor with a size 1 brush takes a really long time

>>95926468
>4 models left in my combat patrol
>don't have the motivation to paint them

>>95926519
The irony of motivation is that the best way to get motivated is to start doing the thing you don't feel motivated to do. Sit down planning to paint for like 5 minutes tops and see how you feel once those 5 are up.

>>95926447
There are a ton of interesting combinations. Junith Eritrea and an Imagifier in my list gives the BSS squad a 2+ save, 4++ invuln and -1 to be hit. Palatine + Dialogus in a BSS squad like anon said lets you take a 1 on a miracle dice and make it an automatic 6 for the multi melta so it automatically wounds with the lethal hits from the Palatine and then the high AP of meltas means its almost guaranteed huge damage. Hospitallars are really good, but its true the unit usually gets shot off the board quickly. That said, if also means they HAVE to commit to wiping the squad out, because 3 sisters is 30 points regenerated which is pretty a good swing in your favor. She basically pays for herself in one activation.

Palatine + Novitiates is another really fun combo, a smash captain style build where you get lethal hits from the Palatine and rerolls from the novitiates and get to scout up the board quickly. Half the sisters detachment have an enhancement that pumps your melee attacks which scale insanely well on Palatines. I even had one once charge and finish off a Stompa for 7 wounds.

Palatine + Repentia in the penitent detachment is amazing and blends pretty much anything in the game that isnt a knight or a ctan.

Sisters characters are overpriced, but still very good. Dialogus is kinda OP at her price point.

>>95926419
>Many moons ago during a game of 4th edition my opponent had Eldrad Uthran in his army, and 3 turns in a row he rolled 2, 2, 12 on his psychic tests. So, the most venerable and powerful psyker in the setting shows up to the field in all of his finery and then eats his own head and explodes.
Lore accurate Eldad.

>>95926529
Sometimes I just go in thinking I am painting an arm and end of painting a an entire Knight.

>>95926529
das real.
I took a month break from painting and I just got a shitload done today

>M30 - Slaanesh born (thanks Eldar), Eye of Terror is now a thing
>M31 - Horus Heresy
>M42 - The Rift, galaxy's over, leave whilst you still can
M32-M41 were really uneventful.

>>95926366
>>95926409
You're not going on the collage, get it through your mongloiditic skull

>>95926549
Excuse you? I will be on the collage and you will bend to my will.

>>95926529
Yeah starting is always the tricky part.

>>95926546
Slaanesh was born like.... M negative 25

>>95926559
The Warp and Chaos entities do not function on linear time. The creation of one causes it to exist in all of time.

>>95926477
ill be happy when its done given that im painting it also to use

>>95926519
the worst feeling ever. as anon said, im just forcing myself to try get through it atm

>>95926559
Slaanesh is literally just Eldar souls.

>>95926569
Im the decalfag painting all the random shit and I will admit the smaller units with 10x copies are the hardest to paint, so boring.

>>95926224 (OP)
Finally finished my eradicator a, gonna do my assault intercessors next

>Space Marines can be seduced away from loyal service by literal chaos demons
>no SM Gue'vesa

>>95926603
man salamanders look so cool, if i was a marinefag id probably collecting them

>>95926603
I was going to do my aggressors next but I’m a little tired of painting chunky bois rn,

>>95926606
I picked to make my army Salamanders because I thought their art looked cool lol, once I get them all painted like this I’m going to learn how to put decals on, paint a bunch of flame stuff on them and learn how to fuck with putty to make drake skin

>>95926603
>>95926609
Solid job, love me some Salamanders.

>>95926604
What does the Tau empire offer Marines?

>>95926609

>>95926604
Why can't the T'au use their super technology to make shoes?

>>95926621

>>95926623
I hate when fantasy settings do that shit. Like you're advanced enough to make fucking starships and battlesuits and drones and yet you never in your centuries of civilization conceptualized the idea of putting something on your hooves?

>>95926625

>>95926632

>>95926631
Their hooves have extra sensory receptors that allow them to always make the right move when running/jumping. You silly humans with your neuropathy riddles feet wouldn’t understand…

IF they were to expand the Dark Eldar line, what should they tap into?
I think that Kabal might need some more love, make a Trueborn elite squad. Maybe some other blades for hire xenos since a lot of xeno mercs come to commoragh.

>>95926603
Good work, anon. Your marines look awesome. I'm painting some intercessors right now. I will post pics when I finish.
Chad's choice of primer, by the way.

>>95926649
Chaos daemons

>>95926649
Bring back fucking Vect.

>>95926649
Expand the Homunculi Coven, different types of Grotesques and wracks, low level entry level wracks all the way to to wracks that are about to become Homunuli themselves.
Trueborn elite units as you say, elite kabal warrior types. More xenos mercs since they're meant to they everyone in the foreigner quarter part of the city. Incubi with guns and more creatures like Ur-ghuls.

Can Krieg girls fall in love?

>>95926691
No sex appeal due to uniform.

>>95926649
Look, I know their thing is glass cannon, but would it hurt them to have one actually tanky unit?

>>95926652
Thanks anon, assault intercessors are next, I have an aggressor box, sternguard vets, infiltrators, a redemptor and a chaplain left to paint. I’ve also got a Captain I have to paint that came with the dark angels box I bought but I’m honestly not in the mood to try and paint it since I put it together when I was learning out to paint instead of leaving it in pieces to make painting easier.

I also want to get into Necrons in the future, I think they look badass

>>95926691
Yes, WITH DUTY DEATH AND HONOUR!

Raveners, Von Ryans Leapers or Genestealers?

I want to add to my list of hormagaunt+termagaunt heavy list using Invasion Fleet, Anti vehicle adaptations.

>>95926691
No, your drawing is non-canon.
All Krieg are XY and grown in plastic bags, emerging fully formed and given equipment.
Most aren't given shovels in order to teach them life is hard and to accept it when they're the target practise for the company chosen to actually succeed.

>>95926242
Hydra?

>>95926253
8th dex in 9th, removed a Russ tank commander before I rolled damage.

Unpopular opinion chaos victory if it ever comes will be through trillions of cultists leaving Abbadon to seeth that the marines don't matter in the long war anymore.

>>95926366
>are we ready for the collage?
no. Admittedly, its my first time painting in like a decade and all its doing is making me want to kill myself via shame

>>95926705
I'd give all three groups something.
Kabals get some heavily shielded Ravager.
Wychs get some extra large arena beast, with a beastmaster riding it.
Haemonculi get a super talos or something.

>Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14353103/1/Darth-Cain-the-Reluctant-Sith-Lord

>>95926872
marines and marinefags don't have the mental faculties to understand scales.

>>95926891
Imao true, I wonder how Abbadon deludes though given the only reason his flagship works is because has hundreds of thousands of mortal crew operate it.

>>95926649
Kherdruakh to lead a squad of Mandrakes and make them great
An Infantry Anti-Vehicle or Precision maybe? Thinking some sort of homunculi-made suicide bomber for the former or elite trueborn snipers for the latter.

>>95926872
>Chaos on chaos conflict again but its the chaos space marines fighting human chaos cultists and professinal armies and their chaos warlords.
Darkmech arming both sides so they win no matter what

>>95926620
Nothing lmao. Chaos on the other hand has some great benefits

>got a 4e rulebook from a friend who's brother played back in the days
>so did I, but I only had the booklet from the BFM box
>it contains rules for kill team, narrative campaigns and had plenty of pictures of conversions to represent the upgrades available in these systems
I really missed out on some great stuff. It's really sad to see what this hobby has become, or rather, what GW has become

>>95926927
>chaos
>professional armies
lmao, chaosfags

>>95926631
I imagine it was someone at GW thinking "well if we cover the hooves then people can't tell they have them" which is kinda retarded, but I get the reasoning. Either way though logically they should have at least some fucking lower leg armor if not some kind of shoe.

>>95926953
>all that space marine armor, logistics and space fleets just happen to be looted like orks, and haphazardly slapped together by only the 1%

not really bruh, chaos legions are still leagues ahead of the guard

>>95926964
looted, handed by demons, or by the darkmek, yes, less than the 1%
chaos "soldiers" and chaos "marines" are raving madmen, not professionals

orks have better industry than them

>>95926946
>it contains rules for kill team, narrative campaigns and had plenty of pictures of conversions to represent the upgrades available in these systems
Nobody played that. Almost nobody built custom terrain.
Meanwhile today GW has a hugely popular Kill Team game, publishes several narrative campaign books per edition, and sells of thematic terrain ready to use (if you have the money). Fans back in the early 2000s would have loved all this, and in fact they were the ones pushing for it and other stuff like the HH.
You're just a hipster fake grog with rose tinted glasses and pretending to have just discovered 4e. Not that 10e is great, but that's another matter.
So, what's next in your tired routine? "Nobody played with named characters"? lol

>>95926971
I bet you believe they're all chained up waiting to adorn their armor when their master says "go".

You ever upkeep a gun or anything akin to it? Maybe a car?(without taking it to someone else)

>>95926946
>It's really sad to see what this hobby has become, or rather, what GW has become

Its hardly GWs fault. They release narrative stuff all the time (in fact, the newest KT box will include yet another booklet for narrative campaigns, even solo mode is possible this time), and the players just care for competitive 2000pts 40k battles.

You did not miss out on anything with 4th edition, because back then this stuff got ignored, just as it gets ignored now.

>>95926953
>Chaos has professional armies
Yeah anon they die. Daemon worlds in the Eye that is full madmen still have the industrial base to build fleets of starships and arm and armour space marine warbands. Bloodpact is a professinal chaos army on par with the better IG regiements. And they're just one type of a limitless amount. The traitor legions and the black legion are professinal armies. Dark mech has professional dark skitarii armies. Yes Chaos has professional armies

>>95926983
>I bet you believe they're all chained up waiting to adorn their armor when their master says "go".
An enormous amount of them actually unironically are, and not just the guys who adorn armors, but also the warriors

>>95927018
>still have the industrial base to build fleets
No, they don't, they rely on stolen and ancient vessels, bloodpacts are a bunch of cultists, the traitor legions are made of lunatics, not sane warriors, and the darkmek doesn't have skitarii.

Chaos isn't professional by any stretch of the word, you're thinking about how they might have been, once, for 5 minutes, at the beginning of the horus heresy before they all devolved into cocksleeves for demons.

>>95926979
>>95926996
It's a bit reductive to say no one did it, innit? I am not going to argue that it was popular or anything, because it certainly wasn't, BUT the option was there and the fact they even bothered with it showed they had a vision of the game that they wanted to offer.
I dunno about you, it could be newfag syndrome on my part (I got into the game late 7th), but looking at some of the old rules, there is just something about seeing rules written in a way that tries to make your 40k battle feel like an actual 40k battle. It could also be the part of me that loves crunchy historical games so that is a bias on my part.

>>95926946
>>95926996
> back then this stuff got ignored, just as it gets ignored now
Correct. GW does try every edition to sell narrative campaigns. White Dwarf also has lots of battle reports nowadays.

But nobody gives a shit since the tryhard tournament mindset became the default across the fandom.

>>95926996
trvthnvke

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>95927035
>GW does try every edition to sell narrative campaigns.
Maybe they should try to sell GOOD narrative campaigns.

>>95927032
I agree that rules writing has gone to shit. It was never good, but at least it was readable.
Nowadays, GW rules seem written for and by a dumb EULA lawyer AI.

>>95927040
what the fuck is that ugly photoshop?

>>95927030
>No, they don't, they rely on stolen and ancient vessels
Chaos space marine codex disagree with you
>the darkmek doesn't have skitarii.
Again they do and they're called the 'dark skitarii' which I think is a lame name but thats why I called them that, according to the latest csm codex. Your idea of how chaos works makes sense to you but it is a headcanon in conflict with codex canon

>>95927035
I have my own problems with how they handled arks of omen and narrative games in general the past few editions, but I can commend them for trying. Just sad we won't get anything on the level of Imperial Armour again.

>>95927040
Kabalites look so cool.

>>95927045
The old narrative campaigns were the same shallow shit. Only the FW imperial armour books were actually good.

>>95927022
Iron Warriors
Alpha Legion
Thousand Sons

>>95927040
Last Hatred is cool. Purple is the best Dark Elf color obviously.

I'm a simple man, all I ask for in rules writing is rules to be like this
>Here is what the weapon does in universe
>Here is how you simulate it
>You can read the statline for the basics of the weapon

>>95927054
>Kabalites look so cool.
They are. Incubi and Kabalites are some of my favorite units in 40K aesthetically. Very cool.

>>95927053
No, YOUR idea of how chaos works is pure headcanon and the codex does not support your imperialfag-in-denial delusions at all.

Spent the last 10 hours when I should have been painting for the collage writing the history of a new sci fi setting I'm brainstorming and becoming attached too and want to make a fleet based wargame in. What do you think is more economical to make space ship minis for a board game style release: 3D printing of getting a company to mass print plastic minis?

>>95927062
>Iron Warriors
technovirus cocksleeves
>Alpha Legion
backstabbing petty raiders
>Thousand Sons
demons cocksleeves

>>95927074
Get painting fag, there's only 8 days left

>>95927088
FUCK, diamonds are hard and free handing them is rough.

>>95927072
nigger I'm quoting what a codex says how is it my headcanon? Darkmech as their own evil skitarii, CSM has their own worlds they rule as god kings and build their own armour and ships and their are chaos armies that are organised

>>95927040
does anyone find deldar to be a little bit overpowered?

>>95926691
Yes

>>95926872
Unpopular opinion, killa kans should have baggy pants and cool sneakers

>>95927032
>BUT the option was there

The option IS there Anon. If people wanted narrative stuff, its all there, right available in the stores.
Ask around in your game store or club how many people would be interested in a narrative campaign. Or how many people did actually play the small narrative Kill Team campagin from Ashes of Faith a while back.

>>95927124
Explain your reasoning, because they are consistently one of the hardest armies to play in 10th that have very limited playable options.

>>95927040
Dark eldar more like fart smelldar lmaooo

behead all ritualposters

I have decided to start a fun little side army. Im gonna do some renegades in mostly mark 6 armor and use mostly hh and manlet stuff. This way i get to play space marines but without endless new variants of primaris or burning out of trim. Im a genius and will post wip here whether you like it or not.

>>95927138
>>95927124
If you mean in the lore, sure. They have some crazy tech to rival the Necrons and a totally unassailable alternate dimension base.
If you mean in tabletop, fucking hell no

>>95926224 (OP)
Just today my oppenents unit would have died to a single failed save roll and he was saving on 6s. He rolled 5 6s
I still won but Jesus fucking Christ
Though I can't blame him. I had a dood consistently eating bullets since I kept rolling 5s to save

>>95927148
the anti ritual poster intafada starts now

Imperial agents expansion is coming
I can feel it...
>TQ
I remember playing at a friend's house a year ago and he kept consistently getting snake eyes almost every roll. We did a 2v2 and we were all kind of semi drunk. Inevitably my partner got really mad and spergy claiming the other 2 were using loaded dice and madly ran out of that dude's apartment to God knows where that night only to come back to mine the following day and they were rambling for hours on end. Really bad memory but not the worst thing that happened playing 40k

>>95926224 (OP)
Do you guys wear camo to your public games?

The Anon that mentioned 1000pts singleton format inspired me to build Dark Angels a list and play 40k for the first time since the 10E release. I really want to give transport to all my infantry units so I decided to fill my Rhino with Tacs but I'm not sure what to stuff a Drop Pod with. My first idea was to mix Devastators with Sternguard but now I wonder if I should simply scrap one of them and double the other. Any tips?

Captain (105pts): Warlord, Ancient Weapons
Librarian (75pts): Tempered in Battle (Aura)

10x Tactical Squad (140pts)
Rhino (75pts)

5x Devastator Squad (120pts)
5x Sternguard Veteran Squad (100pts)
Drop Pod (70pts)

5x Deathwing Terminator Squad (180pts)

Dreadnought (135pts)

>>95927123
>I'm quoting what a codex says
No, you aren't.

>>95927123
>>95927262
This could be solved with a screenshot of the codex and a paragraph.

>>95927264
Pic related is a screenshot of all the pages that support anon.

>>95927123
dark skitarii piss of the dark mech fags because they genuinely think GW is going make a cool unique range for the army like all the artwork shows when its actually gonna be skitarii with a chaos bits upgrade sprue and csm daemon engine soup

facing reality is painful for them

>>95927430
I don't know how anyone can look at the state of EC, WE, or Votann and be hyped for a new army release.

>>95926559
No it wasn't. The birth of Slannesh was what cleared the warpstorms that caused old night. The warp storms cause has never been explained, but it is heavily related to the explosion of human psykers at that time... which shortly led to many human worlds getting annihilated like in Doom 2016.

>>95927241
Holy Kino list. Straight outta 3ED.

>>95927204
Absolute legend.

ork chads, are kommandos essential?

what paints would youse recommend for WW2 australian uniforms? wanna do victoria minis new guard models. only have access to citadel and vallejo in my area sadly

>>95927491
I've never seen them.

>>95927465
>The warp storms cause has never been explained
It wasn't? I was quite sure Eldar souls caused warp storms when they learnt how to reincarnate themselves since there was nothing in the Warp consuming their souls back then.

Not even started my collage entry painting, and I'm fully busy next weekend. It's OVER

im an alcoholic, what army should i collect?

>>95927501
Chaos Demons to match your inner demons and your expiration date.

>>95927493
Damn, they're just that good.

>>95927447
>people think armies with 200+ units/datasheets just turn up overnight and are not a result of 30 years of releases

>>95927501
Mr Hegseth, you are already doing imperial guard IRL

>>95927511
EC and WE literally have 30+ years under their belt but most of the toys got taken away

>>95927501

you shouldn't. every dollar towards a model is a dollar less for your alcohol.

>>95927511
>it take 30 years to give WE bikes that they already had in CSM

>>95926559
>Slaanesh is born in 40k
>WHFB Slaanesh already existed
>Great Horned Rat joins after Slaanesh exists in WHFB/AoS
>no GHR in 40k

>>95927499
are jetbikes considered vehicles for the collage?

>>95927522
Yes.

>>95927239
yeah

quick and dirty paintjob on my 5€ Temu ruins.
Better than unpainted mdf for sure, and cheaper too.
In all honesty, i'll order a 2nd set of those. Printing quality is meh, but the same set costs like 25+ on Etsy, and there i have to pay for shipping, on Temu i dont.
I expected nothing when i ordered those for the lulz, and got a set of somewhat decent ruins for the price of half a menu at Mcd.

>>95927564
very nice anon

>>95927564
link?

>>95926552
We said you maybe could be on it if you stopped spamming your shit every thread but you haven't changed a bit. No collage for you, fridgeless fuck.

>>95927564
Great painting skills, anon.

>>95927588
Just look for "gothic ruins"
If you find something you like, put it to your basket, but dont buy. Wait a day or so, and they usually grant you a special discount to convince you to complete your order.

>>95927564
Neat. Disappointed with you for supporting the most brutal regime on earth with your hard earned 5 dollars but it's a pretty nice paintjob.

>>95927148
You have my support. Get em boy.

>>95927564
Looks breddy good for such a low budget. Using brass instead of red for the windows would have worked even better imo.

Hi anons.
I used to collect Knights for hobby purposes. I've got the one with the plasma + Volcano lance and hueg shoulders, and a Canis Rex
What else do I need to look at for building Imperial Knights?

>>95927608
>The most brutal regime on earth
He's not buying a Raid Shadow Legends pack.

>>95927658
you're still looking at another 4 or 5 big knights to make a full army

>>95927664
Whatever you say chang (or ahmed?)

>>95927608
I did not purchase it from the Emperor himself. But thanks.

>>95927650
I was actually thinking about it, and some other colours for contrast. In the end, red won because i was afraid that with essentially just two colours grey and brass, it would end up looking boring.
Might try something else next time.

>>95927664
>Raid Shadow Legends
Wait, Sweden is the most brutal regime on earth?

DEAD FUCKING THREAD

More like dead board

>>95927848
>>95927850
good, this place deserves to die

>>95926979
>Nobody played that.
We definitely did at my LGS, it was popular.

>Almost nobody built custom terrain.
Everyone did this, it was practically the only way to put terrain on the table.

>>95927528
I dont think so. Bikes and jetbikes count as mounted units like cavalry, at least according to golden demon categories.
That said I always find it bullshit in Golden Demon that mechs like dreadnoughts count as vehicle. They should be their own unit type.

Are Drukhari reliant on humanity to feed? Would a Kabal defend an Imperial system from a threat to keep their favourite food source safe?

>>95927525
It all makes sens if you replace retarded "born" with "entered".
Gods exist forever, but don't show up in the material world until they have the right conditions.
Slaanesh only had his met by Eldar.
GHR is actively countered by humanity, since secrificing individuals for the good of the collective (Imperium) is antithetical to rat's ideals of sacrificing everyone for the good of yourself

>>95927525
honestly I'm kind of surprised they re-added squats before moving skaven to 40K considering they barely even need to come up with a reason to justify them

>>95927911
we already have GSC we don't need skaven you fat retard

>>95927850
more like dead site
shit never recovered after being down for over a week
must have killed all the bots

>>95927892
No, deldar don't really "need" humanity. Haemonculi have taught metal to feel pain, they will just design a cattle species if they ever risk running out of natural aliens to feed upon.

>>95926224 (OP)
Anyone have a paint matcher website, specifically that has a Pro Acryl to Citadel matcher?

>>95927848
>>95927850
>>95927963
>AAAIIIEEEE my favorite general doesn't have a new shitpost every 30 seconds I'm literally losing my mind
kill yourselves posthaste

I will finish a model today

>>95927447
I actually hope they don't even release dark mech because of this

>>95928105
I believe in you, anon

>>95926604
Tau put mariens on the “kill on sight” list, they aren’t even supposed to try and negotiate with them. They don’t see marines as living creatures, but just weapons like their gun drones. Every interaction between them has ended horrifically. Even Raven guard, nice guy marines on par with the Sally’s, have been found unsuitable for recruiting into the greater good. The one short story I’ve seen quoted had the RH marine kill like 6-7 negotiators and interrogators before they gave up and shot him.

>>95927564
Owner of my LGS painted some DoW terrain for me. I’ve still got way more but I don’t want to try hand painting it myself so I’m saving up to have him do the rest.

>>95927909
>since secrificing individuals for the good of the collective (Imperium) is antithetical to rat's ideals of sacrificing everyone for the good of yourself
What would pic be?

>>95928131
Very cool. I need to get the armory, sacred relic and relay for my own set.

>>95928122
>Tau put mariens on the “kill on sight” list
Lore is what I make of it.
And I say Tau Marines are real. They are made from estranged chapters that the Imperium half abandoned and stopped supplying so they started to work with Tau controlled human planets as mercenaries originally to get supplies and facilies. Eventually they picked up on the Tau idealogy as well and are part of the Empire now.

>>95926604
Give auxiliary

>>95928146
I got mine secondhand and some bits are missing, but i hope to one day do a family pic of an army in front of a space marine FOB.

>>95927909
>the mental gymnastics people have to do to defend retcons that fuck with the whole timeline, instead of just accepting they're dumb and ignore them

>>95928145
>yeah, I like hard scifi
>the hard scifi:

How many humans are in the T'au Empire now? Do they have enough psykers that they could start training them to be navigators and expand their ability to travel in the warp yet? I'm assuming after such long contact with the Imperium and their latest sphere of expansion they are definitely aware they can go much farther if they learn to navigate the Warp more effectively.

>>95928158
Based. Who gives a fuck what basedpilled corpofellating GW writers say. Not all marines follow the Ultratemplate and small renegade chapters can be whatever the fuck.

>>95928208
If it makes me hard - it's hard scifi.

>>95928193
Based and monstergirl pilled

>>95927935
why do we need like sixty different space marine chapters instead

>Lord Exultant
>Lord Kakophonist
>5 Infractors
>5 Tormentors
>6 Flawless Blades
>12 Noise Marines
>Chaos Rhino
This plus enhancements is a pretty decent starting list for 1000 points right? I’m feeling the obvious weakness would be fighting a parking lot, but surely parking lots are more rare at the lower points battles.

>>95928220
From my understanding, the Tau don’t have the same level of Gellar fields that the Imperium does, so Navigators would be just call more demons to their ships in the Warp.

>>95928240
Is that why hard sci fi fans like the Tau so much?

>>95927935
CSM work more like skaven.
Schemening little fucks that blame other for their failures
The only skaven thing gsc have is being underground and a competent faction when not fucked by plot armor

>>95927525
>no GHR in 40k
Thank fuck, it has no place in 40k.

>>95928328
why?

>>95928273
anyone who brings a parking lot a 1000 point game isn't worth playing against

>>95927525
Monkey's paw curls
>You get a 5th chaos god in Warhammer
>Their gimmicks and way of interacting with the mortal realm are the same as GHR
>Overly individualistic morons backstabbing each other for inventions
>Most technologically advanced faction
>Played off exclusivly for laughs and hardly a serious threat inspite of their potential
>It's Vashtorr, Dark Mechanicum and Man of Iron

>>95928193
We will never have bespoke models for not-marine sorcerers of Tzeentch because Chaos is just marines.

>>95928331
Black plague motiff is absent in 40k
Rats as vector of infection is stupid and far too anthropocentric for already fairly anthropocentric setting of 40k
Why would there be a Great Horned Rat in a setting with no rats?
And if there were rats, rats would be outnumbered by great many species trillions to one
There can be rodent-like "space skaven" minor xenos but again: they would lack key characteristic ques of skaven and frankly GHR is nothing without skaven
>>95928358
That works I guess but I wouldn't say Darkmech is "most technologically advanced". And to be honest we already have too many "these guys tech is super duper advanced!" stuff to the point where it feels oversaturated
>Necrons
>CWE/DEldar
>AdMech
>Votann
>now Vashtorr even though he has showed jack shit desu
That is already pushing it

>>95928358
"5th chaos god" is supposed to be the emporer of mankind and the end human civilization (if i understood the new lore) One of the reasons he did not want to be worshiped as a god.

>>95928388
>"5th chaos god" is supposed to be the emporer of mankind and the end human civilization (if i understood the new lore)
That is not found anywhere in teh codices, its purely BL stuff

>>95928403
BL is more canon than anything published before 6th edition, I'm sorry to say.

>>95928419
>BL is more canon than anything published before 6th edition, I'm sorry to say.

>>95923219
Thats kinda based.

>>95927492
For Citadel, Death World Forest is your olive green and Death Guard Green is your olive drab.

>>95928350
What do you mean by parking lot? Not him but Im working on a EC army myself.

>>95928381
>That works I guess but I wouldn't say Darkmech is "most technologically advanced". And to be honest we already have too many "these guys tech is super duper advanced!" stuff to the point where it feels oversaturated
>Necrons
>CWE/DEldar
>AdMech
>Votann
>now Vashtorr even though he has showed jack shit desu
I agree anon. I wish GW had better/more creative writers where each faction had its technological differences more fleshed out. Like Admech and Votann I feel do a good job of this, admech is a cargo cult for the same tech Votann use, and the LoV have the tech but their super ai computers are overloaded with too much information to be able to draw anything beyond surface level info from.
Elves and necrons are both 'more advanced than anything humans have' with necrons being the top of the tech hiearchy. How would you seperare the darkmech from the forge of souls tech wise? Seems like they would be stepping on each others toes a lot. They are pretty much the same in function to, darkmech arms the mortal chaos armies, using daemons, while vashtorr and forge of souls arm the daemons, also using daemons

>>95927491
If I really need infiltrate, I save 25 points and take snikrot. His teleport makes him more useful too

>>95928477
>How would you seperare the darkmech from the forge of souls tech wise? Seems like they would be stepping on each others toes a lot. They are pretty much the same in function to, darkmech arms the mortal chaos armies, using daemons, while vashtorr and forge of souls arm the daemons, also using daemons
Well Malevolent Artifice bit in Aetheric Dominions says that daemon tech is also largely daemons taunting and jeering users of realspace tech by making impossible engines and other nonsensical shit. But yeah the flavours are otherwise very similar.

>>95928466
"parking lot" is slang for vehicle heavy/vehicle only lists. Commonly used in Guardsman lists

>>95927911
I thought tyranids where the skaven of 40k like necrons are the tomb kings of 40k.
Would play pretty damn similar.

>>95928497
>making impossible engines and other nonsensical shit
Sounds cool wish that was reflected in game, Khorne has a couple weird motorbikes that are also a carniverous canon. But I'd like to see daemonic mechanised infantry and daemons with some sort of bizzare fleshmetal firearms. Because bloodletters/plaguebearers having only swords and daemonettes having crab claws is a bit lame

Speaking of Parking lots rate my list:

>Yacht Club (2000 points)
>Drukhari
>Strike Force (2000 points)
>Skysplinter Assault
CHARACTERS
>Archon (85 points)
> • Warlord
BATTLELINE
>60x Kabalite Warriors (600 points)
>30x Wyches (240 points)
DEDICATED TRANSPORTS
>6x Raider (450 points)
>5x Venom (325 points)
OTHER DATASHEETS
>3x Ravager (300 points)

>>95928590
I'm a nogames but
>Yacht Club

Is 40k too lethal?
It seems like the only game where it’s common for entire units or large models to get obliterated in one turn.

Why did scans stop?

>>95928603
Yes. This is an established design issue. Only drowning the table in terrain prevents this.

>>95928358
>You get a 5th chaos god in Warhammer 40k
There's so many things you need to be sure one to make a chaos god to make it fit right off the bat
>Is this god born and awakens like Slaanesh?
This would mena you'd need to explain where the racial psykic energy came from and what damage did it do to the galaxy
>Is it freed from some bizzare multidimensional prison, like the vault Vashtorr seeks?
This explains where it 'was' and why it wasn't present in the 'past' but now will be cause warp time fuckery
>What would be its colour?
>What would be its sacred number?
>What 2 animals would be most strongly associated with it?
>What is the guding theme of its daemons?
>What are its lesser daemon, greater daemons (very important) and daemonic mounts like?
>What is the personaility of the Chaos god
>What emotion is feeding it?
>What is the gods design and defining features, like khorne an armoued warrior on a throne, nurlge being fat and gross with a cauldron
I hope we get one but its a lot of work

>>95928658
>GW has still not bothered to release a full set of tarot cards for $500

>>95928590
Wyches are dogshit without lelith, and you do not need 60 Kabalites

>>95928381
>Black plague motiff is absent in 40k
>Rats as vector of infection is stupid and far too anthropocentric for already fairly anthropocentric setting of 40k
Pretty hypocritical to say that when there's a god of plague with flies as its main totemic animal.

>>95928603
Depends on army. Some get too much access to lethal hits.

>>95928590
>the best part of SSA is how it interacts with leaders
>Bring 1 leader
?

2 questions
1. are tau ok now?
2. how stupid is it to run trygon prime detachment with 1 trygon and 3 mawlocs just so i could deep strike with a shooty HT surrounded by 6 hive guards with shock cannons followed by more shooty things to cover for the big bugs while shooting blasts with pyrovores and termagants?

>>95928603
It is a design issue with 10th. Also giving autowound like candy does not help.
Some armies like GSC can't do much without it though. Same unit with autowound can delete a primarch while without it, has issues killing a random marine.

>>95928425
Is just how it is in this day and age. GW owns the IP and what they say is canon, is the canon.

When we look back we realise things were good or what? You need more?

>>95928687
>Laughs in dark pacts

Where's the WE codex?

>>95928755
Yeah, Dark pacts is a pretty solid army rule. I really hope it gets nerfed because it's just way, way too strong.

My first 1000 point list for EC

Lucius the eternal
2x lord exultants
10x infractors
10x infractors
5x tormentors
5x tormentors
6x noise marines
At 965 so I have 35 points for some enhancements.
All my group are noobs like me but I'll potentially face necrons, blood angels, sisters or guard.

>>95928741
What is GW? Why does a sad assembly of middle-aged nerds who need to constantly cuck for stock market investors matter to us.

>>95928791
It can't even fail for fuck sake.
While my army rule only works if I'm getting my ass handed and losing units. What kind of dumb army rule is that.

>>95928358
Honestly just legitimize Malice/Malal
>Has prior fluff so it doesn't feel as forced
>unique standpoint as a chaos faction wholly against chaos + tones down the wanky feeling of giving chaos a fifth god after the sweeping W combo that was Arks of Omen + Pariah Nexus
>Could be an impetus for revitalizing Chaos Daemons' codex and model range
>Allows you to shit out Sons of Malice as a fifth cult legion to shill army boxes/more special edition books with (half a dozen models that come with a price hike btw)

>>95928817
Yes, but they are backed by the power of intellectual property laws, and those are enforced by the monopoly of violence by judges and cops

>>95928791
It's great with Creations too. +1 attacks with possessed pacting for lethals. 50 attacks :) 2cp for hitting on 2's and can pop devs. Nutty

>>95928861
If your lore is hot enough for a cease & desist from GW I want to read it

Did 40k geniunely peak here in grim middle hammer?

>>95928909
Probably, I think that's when 40k really hit it's stride in terms of gameplay and overall aesthetic.
I cannot say for certain as I never played Rogue Trader, but I believe the scale and design were best in middle hammer.

>>95928817
>What is GW?
The company that owns 40k. What it says goes.
>Why does a sad assembly of middle-aged nerds who need to constantly cuck for stock market investors matter to us.
It doesn't. But lets not pretend that this place is the moral arbiter of what counts as "canon" in 40k.

>>95928744
More what?

AWOO!

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/eloq521l/sunday-preview-howl-with-the-wolves-of-fenris/

>>95928903
I have not. I only said that they aren't just an assembly of middle-aged nerds. The have the law on their side.

>>95928978
Sounds like it's fucking nothing next week. Oh well.

>>95928978
I forgot how many new units Space Yiffs are getting, I'm happy for them.

>>95928997
>ahhhhieeee they didn't release the fart smalldar razorbeak hound packs and archon's court in plastic yet arghhhhh they would sell better than SM what are you waiting for GW aieeeeeeeeee
Fuck off

>>95928978
Steel rein soon

>Boxes of two
why

>>95928590
That's a cool paint job and naked sororitas.

>>95928978
Ah damn it, I have to buy a few old Drop Pods before they are sold out everywhere.

>>95927447
Because GSC is a relatively new army release and is absolutely fucking kino across the board in terms of models.

Also the first wave of Skitarii and some of the Cult Mech were really good, even though they ruined it later.

>>95929017
Gravis drop-pods when

If any of you guys bid on the auctions I want now I'll be a really angry little baby about it.

>>95928978
These pilots don't have legs right... right?

Stupid request: saw a video of some hands unboxing a box of rubric marines, they shake it to get the sprues out and what comes out is a clump of ash/dust.

Trying to find it again, think it was on instagram but I guess it can be anywhere else too. Can anybody point me to it? Key words don't seem to help with the search

>>95929017
>take away options and simplify the kit
>can't ask more money for it
>so put two of them in a box for double the price

>>95928590
Avesome diorama. These slave nuns are hot, but ADB gave us a bigger females to enslave and i hope than you introduce them Commorragh's hospitality

>>95928978
Wow uh…this is fucking nothing. I thought knights could only bore me so much but nope, somehow this topped that.

>>95928978
Does this mean GW is gonna release the new models to be bought soon?

>>95929032
Not after the first step.

>>95929046
as long as the new kit isn't retarded to build I'll take it

>>95929017
Probably because they'll go dedicated transport
Or you have to buy two boxes for full deployment and have an extra

>>95929052
Yes anon, Sunday Previews let us know what's going up for preorder this Saturday

>>95928937
Their ownership only means market control. They have no control or claim on your thoughts. And since their product ideas are shaped for the market your ideas are much more valuable to me than theirs.

>>95928851
>chaos faction wholly against chaos
This is how I malal DP.

>>95928590
That guy's got his cock n bollocks out

>>95927591
Fridgeless fuck? How dare you insult me coward. Lets have a trial by combat to decide.

>>95928683
How is that hypocritical?
None of those contradict Nurgle's existence and Nurgle is related to skaven in an extremely roundabout way with only Clan Pestilens being the connective bit.
Yes, just because Nurgle exists in 40k doesn't mean that the whole Medieval Black Plague motiff exists in 40k, because that motiff revolves heavily around rats in imagery.
>with flies as its main totemic animal
Well yes, that is also kind of a mistake, just like tzeentch = bird stuff.
A lot of Chaos Daemon & God fluff is kind of bad, in fact.

>>95928978
Woah woah hold up, they're actually fixing the shitty primaris armour a bit with the blood claws??
>greaves have variants like old tacs with some separate knees and some not
>don't have the annoying primaris flange on the knee

>>95929094
go back /v/ermin

>>95929094
Do marine fags really find something so minuscule annoying?

Why does khorne get the big scorpion robot when Slaanesh is the one with claws. The brass scorpion should be a Slaanesh daemon engine, khorne already has like 2 other superheavy daemon engines.

>>95928741
>GW owns the IP and what they say is canon, is the canon.
Yeah and they almost never reference any BL stuff in codices, which are first-party source of "canon".

>>95929101
What in the fuck does that post have to do with /v/ you retard troll

>>95929109
>what the fuck does my weeks late braindead bait have to do with the second-worst board on the site
gee billy who can tell

>>95929094
We discussed this when they got revealed

>>95929113
>everything is bait
I'm literally just saying I'm happy they're fixing the leg armour, fuck off retard

>>95929005
You got some weird schizo obsessions, friend. Why don't you step away from your computer and go watch some basketball for a while?

>>95929118
go back

>>95928851
>sweeping W combo that was Arks of Omen + Pariah Nexus
lol
Also Pariah Nexus is obviously not over, the writing is on the wall with its name, just as "Consumption of Octarius" and whatnot. GW are not subtle.

>>95929116
That's cool anon but not everyone is a no-life faggot who spends every day and every hour on this website, I didn't even bother to look at the new Space Wolves until now because I figured they were just more primaris crap with some wolf heads stuck on them.

>>95929017
Newfucker here, what's the over/under on these gameplay-wise? Giving any squad you want deepstrike AND a phat terrain piece to hide behind sounds too good to not have drawbacks besides no termies + likely no gravis.

>>95929116
And we'll discuss it again if we want, faggot. You don't dictate what is discussed here.

>>95929126
You aren't believable in the slightest shitstirrer

>>95928590
I actually didn’t know the webway gate was that big, damn

>>95929121
Shitpost elsewhere

I hope 11th has the Imperium win again instead of losing constantly

>>95929143
Ironic.

Don't you guys like space wolves?

>>95929138
>don't discuss cool things you like about 40k minis in the 40k general thread
You are literally the one being a shitstirrer, like explicitly and obviously, fuck off, enjoy your ban

>>95929126
Not my problem that you're retarded

>>95929151
>no trust me guys I'm genuinely just crying about primaris almost a decade later and totally excited about the fact that knee pages are slightly different on a single kit
kill yourself /v/ermin

>>95929144
Only 1 faction has the power to push back chaos. 11th will be the ork edition.

>>95929148
Fuck no. I don’t care if they’re hyper broken, shit if anything I’m not playing the game now that the priest and ironstorm combo is gonna be mainstay with death guard. Shit needs a day 1 faq.

>>95929148
is this some sort of off-season april fools joke?

>>95929140
Yeah, it's fucking huge and completely unusable by Dark Eldar now. Oh well.

>>95929158
Your shitpost narrative doesn't even make any sense, /v/tards like Primaris because that's the design used in the Space Marine game, you're not fooling anyone with this projection.

>>95929126
You don't own a single warhammer miniature and never played the game so why do you care about space wolves lmao

>>95929148
World Eaters should have been loyalists and Space Wolves traitors, it would have been more aesthetically pleasing for both factions.

>>95929170
>/v/tards like Primaris because that's the design used in the Space Marine game
no they don't

>>95929148
In fact, I don't. I fucking hate those cringe ass viking wannabe furries.

>>95929148
I actually do like the new models even if I have absolutely no desire to actually buy them. For what it's worth. I'm sure some people are extremely happy about them.

>>95929171
>something something no models
>while not posting models
Every time, you retard trolls need new material

>>95929183
>doesn't even deny it
pottery

>>95929128
in previous editions they were used to alpha strike shit but with its current rules its not hard to space them out with chaff units and they probably won't let you put in the best units

>>95929176
>today I will go on the internet and tell lies
Ok

>>95929148
Im not a furry. Do the furries not like space wolves?

>>95929148
tasteless xenosfags don't speak for this general

>>95929067
>Their ownership only means market control.
Nope.
The ones who the IP control everything about it. You like it or not.

>>95929168
>>95929140
It's legends now for eldar, only useful as terrain as it always had dogshit rules

>>95929186
I don't prove anything to shitposting faggot trolls who don't post their own models first when demanding others do so

>>95929094
>shitstirrer
>got shat on
Lol

>>95929128
Depends almost entirely on if units are allowed to assault out of them, but I imagine these will also be heavily terrain dependent due their girth so they might not see any "real" competitive play.

>>95929190
Ironic.

>>95929207
>samefag
>projecting after he started stirring shit
>still hasn't posted models
Lol

>>95929217
Go back

>>95929213
>>95929146
>n-no u
Face it shitposting samefag, you keep getting outed and you have no argument

>>95929194
Your slaved mentality has no bearings on others.

>>95929218
No matter how many times you say that it isn't fooling anyone that you're a projecting tourist shitposter, I've been here a decade longer than you at minimum

>>95929225
>three posts in under a minute shitting on you
>i-it's a samefag
you're a schizo shitstirrer and you're new
what a surprise

>>95929218
stop replying to him you fucking idiot, nobody bit the bait in the first place

>>95929237
Been here for 19 years you braindead /v/ermin

>>95929239
Oh no you pulled out your phone, clearly your very obvious samefagging is different people!

>>95929243
>"been here for 19 years"
>still falls for low effort shitposts

So this spergout is all ome person samefagging, right?

>>95929243
Sure you have retard
Post a 19 year old codex with timestamp right now

>>95929252
yes
arguing with himself while phoneposting on a second device

>>95929148
I know its been thrown around here before but I hate how much they lean into the wolf side. Russ is (supposedly) returning next so I decided to skim through his wiki and read this about his disappearance
>In 211.M31[12] Russ, at a great feast with his Legion in attendance, stood and said: "In the end I will return. For the final battle. For the Wolf Time."
what the hell does this mean

>>95929252
Yeah, I literally just said I like something they did with the new blood claw models and this fag has replied to me 20 times projecting about being from /v/ or some shit that doesn't even make sense

>>95929247
Phone doesn't allow for more than two posts in a minute tourist-kun~

>>95929268
You're literally him though

>>95929173
Struck by how true this is.

>>95929260
It happens every single thread at bump limit nowadays.
>>95929268
It's you faggot, we all know you're arguing with yourself to kill the thread.

>>95929269
You type like a tranny and your shit's all retarded, go back to your raid discord, shitposter

>>95929252
I sure hope so because it'd be pretty sad if we had 2 imbeciles of this caliber in the general

>>95929268
>It's not me I swear guys

>>95929226
And your opinion what counts as "canon" in 40k is irrelevant because you don't own it.

>>95929276
No retard, learn to follow reply chains jesus christ

Unless you're the fucking samefag troll trying to confuse things now

>>95929173
well the emperor should've saved angron's rebellion like he did with every other primarch, even the ones who told him no, and worked harder to cure his braindeath augment instead of going "nah he's nominally useful like this"

>>95929293
You are both the primaris shitposter and the troll replying to yourself

>>95929293
Be less obvious next time bud

>>95929101
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99% chance these posts are all a handful of fags from one of the discords who openly discuss how they come here just to fuck with people and shitpost. Bunch of faggot losers ruining the threads.

>>95929186
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>>95929243
>>95929260
>>95929269
>>95929276
>>95929279
All these ones too, obvious fucking discord trannies, they always say the same shit and I've seen them talking about it in their homosexual clubhouse server

>>95929320
huh wat u mean?

Still waiting on that 19 year old codex with timestamp

>>95929279
>It happens every single thread at bump limit nowadays.
you're right now that I think of it, wtf

>>95929320
>>95929329
>giving him attention instead of talking about the thread topic or posting what you're working on
you're one of them

>>95929298
The same company that picked legion alliances also is responsible for the lore, the Emperor is not a real historical figure.
So naturally when I state that some legions ought to have been of different alliances, naturally the lore would have been changed as well.

>>95929358
I'm just pointing it out for people who might be genuinely unaware. I will go back to lurking now, sorry anon.

>>95927494
source pls?

>>95929329
mass replying is AGAINST DA RULES

>>95929265
ragnarok is the norse pagan mythological apocalypse when the world is destroyed, he's saying he will return at the end of the world.

>>95926768
>All Krieg are XY and grown in plastic bags, emerging fully formed and given equipment.
Eh?

>>95927465
Imagine the warp like water
With the eldar acting crazy it slowly got to a boiling point, and the storms were the warp boiling
Then it reached the tipping point, slaanesh was born and the storms dissipated in much the same way as water stops boiling once it's all reached the critical point, because it's no longer liquid water, it's vapor now, and the change can be instantaneous in some extremes

>>95929406
He's not wrong

>>95929360
I really think you're onto something. The loyalist world eaters would be a great depiction of the brutality of the Imperium, more coherently than the space sharks or the flesh tearers, and the traitorous space wolves could fully commit to the intergalactic barbarian fit and it would give a proper avenue for all the rune magic and mutation bullshit too. They really should have played it like that.

>>95929290
Anon, you're just not getting it.
What concerns the market is of no concern to us. I nor you serve the market.
The ideas of this accountant are of less value to me than nerdy wargamer anons who specialize in shitposting on a basket-weaving forum. Where you place your value is up to you, not the market.

>>95929148
New sculpts are great. Not for me, but happy to play against them.

>>95929464
>The ideas of this accountant are of less value to me than nerdy wargamer anons
And he still has power over 40k than you ever will. That is my point.
You can try burying your head in the sand about it but what you consider "canon" or what you consider "good 40k lore", means nothing to Rountree.

I have a constant urge to make say a full 3rd and earlier edition eldar army, or a full 5th ed and earlier necrons.
Or 4th ed chaos because I like the chunky models.
But when planning after 500 points I get burned out on the idea of how expensive and consuming 2k points of it will be

>>95929493
>5e necrons
but that's when they ruined them

>>95929510
Well I simply mean green rods, monolith and destroyers

>Lost 4 out of 5 auctions
All that vintage metal... gone. Slipped right through my fingers.

>>95929576
I bought it all, I'm going to melt it down and drink it

>>95929576
I just got one of these dudes at my shop from the secondhand shelf a week ago

How long till these are avaliable outside the nid/mechanicus killteam box do you guys think

>>95929637
I like how there aren't any choices for gun servitors for some bizarre reason.

Since GW decided to stop publishing rulebooks digitally and instead print books locally in the UK
>UK left the European common market
>global supply chains were shocked by Covid-19
>global gas prices shot up because of war in Eastern Europe
>global shipping disrupted by war in the Middle East
>global tariff war started by the US added cost to imports from UK
>global gas prices shooting up even more from even more war in the Middle East
With the benefit of hindsight do you think they regret their decision?

>>95929637
schizoloadout my beloved

>>95929493
then do 500-1k points
do you approach everything like this and then get discouraged a lot?

>>95929650
Shrimple

>>95929650

>>95929686
They still seem to be doing really well so no probably not.

>>95929650
Liking the shellfish, anon?

>>95929650

FOR FRENSHIP AND PLZ CLAIM

What should James do with all the chimera variants? Refresh them all? Only refresh the often used ones and squat the unused ones? Fullsquat and introduce the primaris chimera? Fucking.... nothing?

>>95929729
Would

>>95929693
>>95929697
>>95929720
>>95929722
It's such a bizarre choice for the game overall and I don't like it. Even the kill team itself along with others don't really have choices anymore.

>>95929743
Blame the Chapterhouse lawsuit

>>95929750
How about I just blame GW for making shitty rules and kits?

>>95929765
That's a given

>>95929743
GW is so greedy that they have effectively told kitbashers and old players that if they don't conform to their new style of consooming their kits that they will not be missed. No options cannot exist that doesn't already exist in the plastic sprue. You can't properly portray warhammer in shows or games other than showing off a 1:1 copy of the miniatures and nothing else. If GW's characters don't look exactly like the model then it doesn't exist.

>>95929782
I have noticed that with a lot of art and other media they do and while I get that they'd want to show off the miniatures being cool, I feel like the old way of doing it was just so much better.

>>95929789
Nothing can be original in Warhammer anymore because it either conforms to the established characters and other miniatures (terrain, vehicles, etc) or else you run the risk of another copyright infringing model company making models for characters that don't exist in the tabletop. When I say Warhammer is becoming Soulless, it's because they're afraid of showing anything else but Calgar or the same 5 action posed primaris marines.

>>95929637
For the Agents it took almost a year. Scouts took like 6 months and it was heavily demanded for 40k players as this one will be. It can be awhile. Think of the dual box as the "early access". Shortest I've seen is like 2 months longest is probably agents.

>>95929806
Counterpoint: Votann. And you piss and moan about them constantly.

>>95929806
>When I say Warhammer is becoming Soulless, it's because they're afraid of showing anything else but Calgar or the same 5 action posed primaris marines.
None of this happens, keep crying about scenarios you've invented to get mad about.

>>95929814
> you piss and moan about the Votann constantly.
What the fuck are you even talking about? I haven't said anything about the Squats

>>95929782
>they have effectively told kitbashers and old players that if they don't conform to their new style of consooming their kits that they will not be missed.
So night lord's are effectively banned from games?

>>95929736
If it lasts until Thursday I will claim it.

>>95929872
They got Nemesis Claw and you can just style Raptors as NL

>>95929880
True true, but would nemesis claw count as legionaries or chosen?

>>95929750
Other gw games do not have this issue.
You can't blame CH for GW own incompetence

>>95929872
If they aren't exactly like the Nemesis Claw Kill Team, then they don't exist according to GW.

>>95929888
They have their own datasheet

>>95929637
Whenever the next KT box is for preorder, the standalone boxes of the previous set will be for up preorder too

>>95929913
Can you use KT datasheets for 40k games?

>>95929806
Its only true to some degree. They come up with all sorts of new shit too. But i agree, the same couple of heroes doing everything in the galaxy really gets old.

>>95929782
And yet, they keep showing kitbashed stuff themselves from time to time.

>>95929913
Holy crap Louis nevermind I found it via Google, ordering two boxes of nemesis claw and some raptors.

what the hell could the imperiuum even do if the t'au invented a serum to make all their women atleast 50 feet tall? there would be no way to fight them anymore

>>95929948
masturbate before posting

>>95929939
Don't let the sanctioned kitbashes fool you into believing they're actually supporting kitbashing. They're all aesthetic and surface level at best and have to count as the already-established rules just to function in the tabletop. Your kitbash will never be validated, and it will never compare to the official and established characters GW makes for you.

>>95929955
before AND after is my motto

>>95929848
I mean "you people" as in people in this general. Votann were stylistically quite a departure from 40ks established style, making them somewhat risky of a release. Every time GW releases something that "doesnt look like 40k", basically anything original, people complain it isn't muhreens or just hate it outright.

>>95929948
Wank before posting next time

>>95929957
>Your kitbash will never be validated, and it will never compare to the official and established characters GW makes for you.

So what?

>>95929962
I mean Squats already existed in the lore. I would have preferred biker dwarfs over the overlt clean starcraft aesthetic with BEARDLESS DWARVES. That's the deciding factor in why I don't collect them. That, and I don't need another army as is

>>95929957
Who cares? Do you really need bumpats from your corpo daddy to be happy with your hobbying?

if i was a GW write i would retcon tau to have hoofs instead of those ugly ass camelfeet, what the fuck were they thinking

Will you buy Szarekh's book?

>>95929967
So it means the models you made back then when the game was more modular are essentially worthless compared to the 90 dollar monoposed slop that makes capesloppers cream their pants. The idea of forging your story in the galaxy has been replaced with battlechess with epic character #82738372726267282837374837827373.69

>>95929997
trying too hard

>>95929997
but the idea of forging your story in the galaxy is crusade which has more support than ever

>>95928590
what you use for the purple?
its very pretty

>>95929957
>validated
>compare to the official and established characters GW makes for you.

Like anyone gives a shit. I made up /mydudes/, and they fight their own wars, just prior to the Fall of Cadia, completely unaware and unaffected of anything GW does these days. I build my minis, and play my games happily within GWs universe, and if i dont like something they do, it simply does not exist in my headcanon.

>>95929970
>I mean Squats already existed in the lore. I would have preferred biker dwarfs over the overlt clean starcraft aesthetic with BEARDLESS DWARVES. That's the deciding factor in why I don't collect them. That, and I don't need another army as is

>complains GW never makes anything new and different
>doesnt collect the army because its too different from WHFB dwarves

Literal fucking pottery. You can't make this shit up.

>>95929997
>The idea of forging your story in the galaxy has been replaced with battlechess with epic character

Have you even read the crusade books Anon?

> essentially worthless
Why would i want to sell them?

>>95929988
I care more about expanding the galaxy with /your dudes/ rather than being limited by the most generic risk-free story writing where the only players that matter are GW's characters and no one else's. The point of kitbashing was to show off how cool you were compared to someone else; to craft a personal identity. That idea has been lost in favor of a "flavor of the month" gimmick where we have to be excited for the next new model released and then get excited for the next model shown off.
>>95930007
As much as I wanna support this, it's still heavily limited by what the codices say you're allowed to equip and nothing else. Don't bother putting a heavy flamer onto your Chaos Lord because it won't matter ingame.

>>95930038
Your word salad is meaningless and I won't be reading your whining about invented problems.

>>95930019
goddamn i would bust so fucking hard if i was having sex with a battle sister and she was just looking at me like that the whole time holy fuck i want her to humiliate me

>>95930045
>I won't be reading it
You just proved my point about mindless consumption without having to respond. Thanks

printing out more helmets than I'll ever need just to spite the whiner above me who apparently thinks kitbashing is dead

>>95930057
You own no models and never have, why would we care what you think lol

>>95930038
>The point of kitbashing was to show off how cool you were compared to someone else; to craft a personal identity. That idea has been lost in favor of a "flavor of the month" gimmick where we have to be excited for the next new model released and then get excited for the next model shown off.

Who stops you from doing it just like back in the day? Set up an instagram page, and show how cool your models are. Like so many others already do. Do you really care what GW thinks about it?
Play Crusade with some likeminded friends and expand the galaxy like you imagine it.

>>95930038
>That idea has been lost in favor of a "flavor of the month" gimmick where we have to be excited for the next new model released and then get excited for the next model shown off.
Not true at all, you've made your hand too obvious shitposter

>>95930071
NTA but

>>95930019
Beards are part of the Dwarven identity since the very beginning of High Fantasy. This has nothing to do with another warhammer setting, it has something to do with a synonymous part of the dwarves in general. It was even joked by Tolkien that the women are just as bearded as the men.

>>95930088
I didn't demand, but nice try.

>[Chaos] Lord Discordant on Helstalker
>doesn't have the CHAOS LORD keyword
Oh.

>>95930094
>It was even joked by Tolkien that the women are just as bearded as the men.
>Noooooooooo I dont like it if it isnt the same as what came before NOOOOOOOOOO

You don't want knew, you just want what came before regurgitated to you ad nauseum.

>>95930085
That's literally all of what GW has been doing for over half a decade. They're so bent on endless consooming that new editions only last 3 years before being replaced with the next one to be excited about. I want you to actually count how many times we have seen them change the rules in the past decade alone. 40k got through 4 (7th, 8th, 9th, 10th), Sigmar went through 4, Kill Team went through 3, and Horus Heresy recently got their third new edition.

>>95930152
>goalposts shifted

>>95929970
>BEARDLESS DWARVES
This was the real problem. I don't mind the way they changed the tech, the suits, the vehicles. I just couldn't fucking stand the beardless manjaw tranny heads. The Votann are entirely made of clones so they could have legitimately made a faction of all males with lore reasoning behind it, but they couldn't resist stuffing ugly foids in there to appeal to MoDeRn AuDiEnCeS so I voted non-buynary.

>>95930160
there are enough bearded heads in every box to never use the female ones

>>95930019
This is why you should never get invested into arguing in here. This place is full of actual idiots. It reminds me of that dumbass that was acting like a miniature painting professor and then posted a basecoated mini with drybrushed highlights. It's pointless, don't bother.

>>95930152
Yeah. I find it very interesting too that 3rd and 4th are almost universally considered the best editions nowadays by the grogs and those two together lasted a full 10 years, and 4th barely changed much from 3rd even during the switchover.

>>95930061
I might need something similar, where did you get that anon?

>>95929970
>GW never makes anything new or different!
>here's this fairly new take on space dwarves
>well these don't count because they don't have beards
actually kill yourself

>>95930156
What shift? I said the idea was lost for a flavor of the month and I expanded on that part like he wanted. I didn't shift from the loss of identity, I only talked on one part of where identity is being lost in favor of GW's obsessive control over the IP and endless consooming.

>>95930166
I understand that, but the problem is that they plastered those beardless heads all over the marketing pics, and in the art, and it gave a general sense that if I supported this faction at all with my money and it was successful they would take that as an okay thing and do more hideous heads like that in the future. So I could not give them my money.

I would like inspiration for cool looking tyranid schemes.
Got some gaunts to paint and I can't decide on a scheme

>>95930191
I don't remember for most of them but the rightmost block are on cults if you search Firstborn Heads - Strategic Team version

>>95930215
https://youtu.be/QBu3e8jZDEc?si=EHaxmHn0AuXp11-6

>>95930198
>>95930148
They had an original identity before the Votann retcon. I literally said I preferred the biker dwarf brotherhoods rather than the egalitarian kin worshipping ai gods.

>>95930198
Nah he's right. They should have put more beards.

How important is having a battleline unit?

>>95930215
What do you want out of your nids?
Do you want them to look alien or adapted to an environment?
Do you want them to look bestial or intelligent?
Do you prefer bright colors or muted ones?
Do you have a favourite fleet, fluffwise, or some particular event?

>>95930251
I don't know, I play good editions that still use Troops instead of whatever the fuck Age of Smegmar mechanic "Battleline" is.

>>95930251
Depends on the faction but at least for me (Admech) they're pretty essential since they have neat synergy with other units

>>95930257
trying too hard

>>95930268
Looks like shit

>>95930256
I lack the attention span to paint a whole army (probably) so it's just going to be a nice looking blob in my cabinet.
Probably means I'm looking at bright colours

>>95930251
usually very, for sisters it is

>>95930251
>cheap
>can be recycled
>sticky objectives
I love the Neophyte Hybrids so much. But yeah it depends on the faction I think.

>>95930256
this is my nid force, however I need to find a new way to post updated images
>OOPS ALL SPIDERS
>all D&D range minis

>Drop pods go up for preorder next week
>Still no news on what is different about their rules like they said there would be

>>95930026
Not that anon but people only play crusade competitively at my LGS. It's basically netlists against netlists. It really sucks.

>>95930375
And you won't know until the codex

>>95930380
That sucks, but maybe playing elsewhere might be a solution? Some other store? Some guys basement?

>>95930394
I might be able to rally some of my friends for something more narrative focused but I'd have to make it alluring. The only other Warhammer LGS in my area is pay-to-play but the boards are really cool.

>>95930394
>just get your ass to mars

>>95930375
Just simmer the fuck down and paint some grey models still sitting on your desk unfinished

>>95930392
You're probably right.
>>95930423
The fuck does painting have to do with wanting to know how rules are changing?

>>95930273
You're looking at patterns to make a school of gaunts look like a cohesive beast, which means you want a dark carapace and the rest of the exoskeleton shouldn't steal the attention from the top
and then you want a spot color different than the back patterns for faces and guns

the simplest scheme with the above in mind would be pic related with yellow dots creating two wavy lines at the sides of the carapace

>>95929993
If its necron focused, yes
If its imperium focused, no

>>95929993
>will you buy the $300 grifter's edition
nty

>>95929993
I am not completely devoid of taste so I will not get BL slop

>>95929993
I can not imagine anyone giving enough of a shit about this series to read ten books into AND buy a special edition of the final book.

>>95930529
they said it was the next HH lmao

>>95930582
Kek, no fucking way

>>95929993
>Guy Haley
Ahahahahahah fuck no

>>95929993
Every last piece of art they did for this series was among the worst 40k art of all time

>You primed your models on a very humid day

>>95930608
>still priming your miniatures using rattlecans in the year of our lord 2025

1 mini built, 24 more to go. My Kroot hunting pack took me 3 days to build, let’s see if that combat patrol takes me longer.

>>95930604
I'm sure you could find something worse than pic related if you looked around for a couple minutes.

>>95930669
Bruh

>>95930628
I gotta use up my can anon.

The guard used to be punk

>>95930741
Everything used to be punk or metal in the game.

Traders used to be punk

>>95930752
PUNK
>T3 Armies
METAL
>T4 Armies
ROCK
>T5+ Armies

>>95930752
The general aesthetic for 40k before the grimdark was Punk. The marines were punks, the guardsmen were punks, you either fought the power or were the power.

>>95930772
How far back does the Hero with prosthetic arm trope go? Is there a famous work older than Star Wars or Berserk that I can't think of?

>>95930812
This picture could be straight out of heavy metal fukker. or the old deathcult assassin pics.

>>95930812
squats where straight up like bikers and rockers no?

>>95930741
Many still are and never stopped. The Savlar chem dogs for example. Since there are probably about half a million unique ig regiments, you have the freedom to make any you want.

>>95930772
Many still are and never stopped. There are all kinds of rogue traders since they're just people who inherited an artifact, and the rogue trader tabletop rpg sourcebooks have a very wide variety of character art.

>>95930813
Götz the iron hand aka the guy Guts is based on

Went 3-2 WLWLW
Both losses were opponent had end of turn for massive final turn scoring. Challenger cards feel super annoying combined with end of turn scoring for second player.

>tfw lost all interest in finishing my army

>woke up
>planned to prime and paint
>step outside
>hotter than the sun
lord, why have you forsaken me on the sabbath?

>>95930251
CSM have the 1 10 man cultist and 2 5 man legionary tax. They're good tho

>>95930976
I’m feeling it too. What do to rekindle interest?
Maybe it is burn out for me.

I've been re-reading old Imperial Guard books and it gave me an itch to get some models, but my autism has crippled me. Why do the Cadians have these silly kneepads now? Related, is Victoria Miniatures the only place to get Mordian Iron Guard bits? I'm on the fence about starting a real army, just want to have some to sit on a shelf for now.

>>95931009
There’s also madrobot miniatures for Mordian looking guardsmen.

Do you think that love can bloom on the battlefield between your army's Warlord and another enemy faction leader?

>>95931009
Someone in my play group runs Les Grognards from Warlord Games as Vostroyans with Krieg rules. I like how Guard players have access to all sorts of things.

>>95931037
Technically every faction can do this. Guard just has a much more extensive amount of lore and 3rd party modellers than most armies do.

>>95931009
The knee pads are a lot less stupid if you paint them the same color as their camo.
As to why the have it, it's so they dont bruise their knees when sucking space marine cocks in any story they are in.

How am I supposed to paint the metal parts of a Knight? Is it just coat in leadbelcher, drench in Nuln, then drybrush over the non-flat parts with silver?

>>95931009
I think the kneepads would look a lot better if they had a similar khaki colour to the pants

>>95931068
youtube is a better paint helper than anything a person types to you

Damn Stormshields are such a bitch to paint, but they really are such a great looking part of BGV’s. Hopefully the Assault Terminators keep them looking good.

>>95931096
I hope that we get big shields with the Thunderhammer/Storm Shield terminators

>>95931114
The Chaplain in Terminator armor has a similar Stormshield as the rest, but the old Assault Terminators do have quite an “iconic” design to theirs. Hopefully the new ones marries the designs, assuming GW doesn’t just blueball us forever on Assault Terminatoes.

the Iron Warriors detachment is fucking ass but I still like playing it and it does feel fluffy. but the -1 to Wound should really work in melee as well

>>95931037
I was thinking of buying Les Grognards because they look great. How do they scale and mesh with GW minis, in your opinion?

What are the chances of the Vindi getting legends'd?

>>95931303
The proportions are closer to FW than GW. A little slimmer, slightly smaller heads and smaller connection points for arms. Torso width is standard GW. New IG heads should be fine and anything close to Skitarii arms as well.

>>95931303
I think they're pretty good, doesn't look distinguishable in my opinion. Warlord games have photos on their site to show scale as well.
You get 24 models + lots of weapon options for a mere $35. The guy was kind enough to give me a sniper rifle so I can kitbash my own Sanctus.

>>95931419
Imagine a Gladius hull Vindicator.

>>95931427
>>95931431
Thank you, Anons. Not sure if Guard can do infantry heavy anymore, but I would love a mass of troops fighting and dying with some armored support. Not a fan of the new Cadian sculpts and Steel Legion are so OOP that scalpers want $100 for a single squad these days. For the price of a Combat Patrol I could get three or four boxes of the different Grognard infantry/Cav/Heavy Weapons and be set aside from tanks. I think I might honestly give that a try.

>>95931449
I think their Raumjager lineup is also very solid if you want to run them as Cadians.
I shoulld look for more model options to kitbash my GSC. I got lots of left-over bits from 4 sprues of Neophyte Hybrids and 2x Acolytes. I can just use the legs and torsos and whatnot, and I have lots of heads.

>>95924923
You're really saying you think his left scheme is busier than the right one?

>>95931504
Is that cum on the bases or what

>>95931537
If your cum looks like that you need to change your diet a bit

>>95931537
Ask the man himself how would I know

why does the webstore only show one kit for big knights but little knights have each kit shown?

>>95931558
You're not ready to know the answer to that question.

>Go hunt in my packed belongings for my Path of the Dark Eldar omnibus and a WHFB mini.
>Find all my other omnbibuses but PotDE.
>Do not find the miniature either.

Fuck!

>>95931504
God the right scheme is so fuck ugly

>>95931578
>my Path of the Dark Eldar omnibus
Mad jealous if you actually have a copy.

>>95931537
Did that one anon ever finish the Nurgle cum rhino?

>>95931558
they are clearly trying to empty the warehouse of that box in particular

>>95931595
passed out before I could *_*

What happened to Roboute? I thought Primarchs didn't age.

>>95931595
>cum rhino
w-what?

>>95931621
Stress, and lots of it

>>95931592
I do, but it was not where it was supposed to be and I am hunting for it now. I was picking up the old Omnibus editions as often as possible when I was younger and was given a few as gifts. Have eighteen of them at this point, but only am missing Path of the Dark Eldar. Fucking frustrates me. Time to wrack my brain trying to think of where it could be.

>>95931419
10000 percento, aniki.

What about Darker Eldar?
They're basically regular Dark Eldar but just slightly bigger and better in every way

>>95931621
>I thought Primarchs didn't age.
That is literally the opposite of what the lore says directly out of the main fucking rulebook.

>>95931694
>Expecting these people to read

>>95931694
>last of their kind finally died after fourteen hundred years
heh

We frigpostan, we frenspostan

>>95931694
Grog fluff no longer canon since primaris

Dreadnaught Dorn the Primarch of the Black Templars is next trust the plan (fists are fags and he knows it)

>>95931694
>>95931705
This says nothing about aging. Only that they are not immune to being killed. No Primarch died of old age.

>>95931715
dorn despised the black templars

>>95931714
If your argument is that "it's not canon because Guilliman and the Lion" be aware that both the Ultramarines Codex and the Dark Angels codex in this very same edition as the lore I just posted revealed that they were actually still alive in stasis. It's been set up for that entire time. Also this is only talking about Loyalists, the Daemon Primarchs were around even earlier than this.

>>95931716
Anon what do you think "long-lived, but not immortal" means. You are just illiterate.

>>95931720
He accepted them in the end bwo
Also the modern fists aren't even his original sons so there's no kinship anymore.

>>95931735
they have dorn's geneseed
that's all that matters

>>95931735
>Also the modern fists aren't even his original sons
Yes they are. They still used Dorn's gene-seed to replace them.

>>95931733
That they live for an indefinite period of time but not immune to death.

Custodes are said to reach healthy middle age and then their aging process freezes. Primarchs are more advanced than Custodes.

>>95931621
>every single primarch has aged
>thinks primarchs dont age
????

>>95931694
This hasn't been canon since 1992

>>95931757
No, the term "biologically immortal" literally means "doesn't die of old age", whereas the term "long-lived" means "lives a long time, but not forever". You are illiterate.

>>95931772
The book it's in was published in '93 and there was no retcon in any other book written by Priestley.

>>95931782
Priestley isn't the be-all and your cope won't change that.

>>95931775
Long-lived just means lives for a long time. Not that they have a lifespan. Eternity is also a LONG TIME.

>>95931787
>the man who invented the Emperor, the Space Marines, the Primarchs, and all of their lore, and wrote the first three editions of the game, doesn't decide what's canon
Lol

>>95931800
>the "man" who quit and ran off to make the slop that is bolt action doesn't decide what's canon
Correct.

>>95931800
Yep. In one of his interviews, he said that he doesn't follow modern 40K because it branched off from his vision for 40K. So not canon to the modern setting we are discussing.

>>95931809
>stopped working for the company when it went to shit and got taken over by soulless shoe company managers with zero creative bones in their body
That's based actually
He still decides canon

>>95931820
(you) tried

>>95931813
That just means the modern setting isn't canon, anon. Defeated your own argument.

Everyone knows everything post 4th edition is nu-lore ignore.

>>95931644
Those are called Crone World Eldar

how the fuck do you people not get tired arguing about this shit every 2 threads

>>95931857
Codex and models WHEN

>>95931863
Right after they squat darkish aeldar

>>95931857
Nah Crone World Eldar are all beta cucks

>>95931859
I feed on the pain of the newfags I crush, like a Dark Eldar.

Which one of you smelly fucks cleared out my LGS of all their Death Guard stuff?
They still had a battleforce box a week ago now all they have is a single box of Plague marines and 4 fucking Miasmic malignifiers

>>95931870
No but seriously I think they would make a cool Kill Team. We don't need a full 40k range though.

Exodites on the other hand deserve a full range. Actually a travesty that we have Space High Elves and Space Dark Elves but no Space Wood Elves 10 fucking editions into the game.

how bunga is full khorne daemons?

>>95931872
The thread has veered from pattern's course...

>>95928603
It's very much GW just cucking certain armies because some just cannot fucking deal with any amount of tanks meaningfully while handing out retarded undercosted units or easy access to retarded buff combos like candy to other armies. There's shit like 165 point cadian castellan kasrkin 11 man squads that get the most retarded amount of buffs ever with them having any 2 combo of a space marine saves of 3+, a ballistic skill of 2+, or getting an extra attack on each gun thanks to their double orders rule that's not even adding on to the fact that the squad gets -1AP on their lasguns, 2 plasma guns, 2 plasma pistols, 2 volley guns, 2 power swords and sustained hits 1 for their guns, being able to shoot after falling back and if your playing combined regiment you also get lethal hits vs infantry. I guess you just use vehicles? But guard also gets 145 tank hunter leman russes that basically deal 7-12 damage if they land their shot and still pack a lascannon and 2 heavybolters/1 heavy stubber.

>>95931881
Harlequins are the third kind in 40k

>>95931900
Harlequins are like one unit and a handful of characters and are basically just part of the High Elves list.

>>95931881
Exodites don't leave their maiden worlds so giving them a full range is kinda retarded

Who could beat a solitaire in a 1v1?

>>95931942
Most named characters.

>>95931942
me

>>95931919
Harlequins have as many unique kits as World eaters or Emperor's children

>>95931942
a space marine scout

>>95931942
Sgt Suckdanof of the Black Spades Chapter

>>95931942
Isn't solitaire a single-player game?

>>95931991
It is a game to the single player that becomes the Solitaire, yes.

>>95931940
This is a blatant lie that's been disproven before with literal direct screenshots of text from the lore, don't make me dig it up

>>95932001
Do it, faggot.

>>95931969
A single infantry character does not qualify as a proper kit

>>95932006

>>95931882
It's a lot of fun when the army works but they're not very good. Very enjoyable models to paint
>t. 2000 points of khorne daemons

>>95932021
cool
fuck knightfags

>>95932028
Based

NEW FUCKING BREAD WHEN

>>95931859
Im still a tourist so its all new to me. Lot of people on this planet, they still argue about king arthur anon.

>>95931942
Anything with fight on death

>>95932177
In too lazy to phone post a new thread. Someone else can do it.

>>95932177
There's no point having new threads until we get 11th edition news

In your local scenes, how do people feel about playing with Legends stuff? I am building an armored CSM list and would love to have a Deimos Predator in it but it is a Legends unit.

Bake bread?

>>95932250
Nigga just run it as a predator, no one will care

>>95932250
I've never had an issue, but almost exclusively play with friends these days. That said even when I was playing pickup games people were pretty cool about it, but that was back in 8th when legends were very new, so people were pretty accepting of whatever. That other any makes a good point though, you could just run it as a normal predator and it'll be a little better in game.

Any good Inqusitor books? Bonus points if it's an audio book.

>>95932349
Eisenhorn/Ravenor. Avoid Bequin ones.

>>95932401
>Ravenor

New thread
>>95932427

>>95932427

>>95932427

>>95932349
Atlas infernal is pretty good