Beast Edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-march-31-2025

>News
The 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule

Odenheimer, Gruul Aggro, Wins Magic Spotlight: Foundations:
https://articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-gathering/odenheimer-gruul-aggro-wins-magic-spotlight-foundations/

>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES
>Current meta, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
https://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1

>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>95924839

>TQ
Favorite Beast creature?

Never a single mono white card ever banned in FIRE design Magic Sfandard, ever. JOTC hates White.

>No red cards banned since Neon Dynasty
>A set that's not even in Standard
RED NEEDS MORE HELP

Wanted to pick up a promo Tifa from the Vegas event this weekend. Lol that isn’t going to happen now. Fucking FF fans are absolutely rabid. Mtg hasn’t seen something like this as a tcg in a long while.

Holy shit Wizards is so fucking dumb for not banning cards before Final Fantasy hit shelves

Brian Kibler married some gross tranny? lmao

>>95932825
she's not a tranny, just very ugly

>>95932828
damn shame

>>95932825
>gross tranny
Worse, she's Jewish.

>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70154&f=PREM
98 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70075&f=PREM
128 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69859&f=PREM
177 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69584&f=PREM
78 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69543&f=PREM
123 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68297&f=PREM
279 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68163&f=PREM
92 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68886&f=PREM
84 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68956&f=PREM
66 players

Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...

Flourishing status?

>>95932852
>no changes, rotation is right around the corner
it's gonna be so funny

If you want a picture of the future, imagine F.I.R.E. burning a human face, forever

>>95932852
>they could have fixed this 2 months ago

>>95932804
Who cares about Final Fantasy?
It's spoiler season! Be excited for the next set!
You have your preorders in, right?

>>95932779
So hey what was Fires of Invention?
Fable of the Mirror Breaker?
That’s what I thought, kike.

>don't print hate for retarded new cards and strategies (oy vey we can't have any counterplay cards to players getting energy that would be yucking their yums -Jew Nosewater)
>be surprised when every format turns into players choosing to run the best deck (that has little to no counterplay or interaction)
Wow. I'm surprised. I thought Mark Rosewater was my greatest ally. How could the format be so bad AGAIN? It can't be the philosophies of card and set design are massively flawed. Oh those players are just solving these puzzles too quickly!

>>95932852
Powerful white cards?

Mark nose water here, the top 8 result clearly represents how committed the players are to their flag colors! Players with red flags are playing mono red while players with red blue flags are playing Izzet! It means Standard is flourishing.

>>95932877
>Nosewater literally outright says white can never have STP level interaction despite the red state of standard
>You now remember all colors are designed at the same time meaning the cuckification of white was intentional
TALL ASK, GOYIM

>>95932877
>I thought Mark Rosewater was my greatest ally.
kek

>>95932852
At least seeing the smug Izzet faggot get served in the finals was nice

>>95932852
This is funny because they made sure the keys were full of mirrors just to make sure the finals had 2 different decks instead of a mirror.
>>95932876
Funny enough those formats were better than current time standard.

>>95932960
I still don’t miss Lurrus Flash Rogues

>>95932852
>winning play was Self-Destruct while wearing an FF5 shirt
very kino ending

Just learned that the EoE bonus sheet will only have lands on it.
This means no bonus sheet bombs shitting up the draft format (shouts out to the guy who killed me with a turn 1 Ragavan in FF draft).
Best news I've read about this set so far.

>>95932960
>they made sure the keys were full of mirrors
Isn't it supposed to be random? I thought that's how it worked.
What are the chances it just happened to line up that way?

>>95932876
>Fable
Neon Dynasty. Not in Standard chud. Red got RAPED by rotation OBVIOUSLY and needs more power cards because it's not seeing enough EDH play!!!

>>95932983
This is not even the worst standard deck from the last 6 years ("not want to play against that shit" wise).

Someone told me today you can tap the same City of Brass multiple times with a Rishadan Port to deal damage. Is this true? Can you cause a tapped permanent to become tapped?

>>95932900
>wtf why can't i have the single most powerful white card ever printed capable of singlehandedly making the color meta???
and we'll reprint brainstorm and fireblast next, right?

>>95933196
No, not true. If a permanent is already tapped tapping it does nothing. The effect resolves but no city of brass triggers are created.

>>95933201
>wtf why can’t I just keep ruining standard with endless kikery and never be challenged by equal power in white?
What’s that? I can’t hear you over the blatant hypocrisy, shekel-sucker

>>95933196
Whoever told you that is a massive retard. Have him explain WHY it would do multiple instances of damage. Though you might need to put his helmet on first.

>>95933209
go play modern, whitefag, plenty of white there

>>95933217
Suck a shekel, redkike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLZ9Ike2Geo

>>95932720 (OP)

>>95932835
Stay in Brazil.

>>95932865
Then Izzet would've won.

What is this CAC bullshit?

>>95933273
Such a flourishing interesting puzzle.
We are monitoring the situation.
Actual powerful white cards are a tall ask.
We don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum.
Buy more FF collector boxes!
Have you tried the lasagna? It’s my favorite
Alright.
Did you catch the game last night?

>>95933296
He did it!
He said the Brazil thing again!
He did it everyone!

>>95933313
more keywords for doing normal shit.
>Gain Life is Water
>Draw Card is Air
>Damage is Fire
>Counters is Earth
just have to have a stupid keyword for it, like crimes, or the catch-alls for Outlaws and Party

>>95933313
Omnath 2.0 bullshit

>>95933313

Finally some real genuine Magic: The Gathering cards. I'm personally excited foe the rich lore and worldbuilding in Edge of Eternities so far!

>>95933424
yeah same anon

>>95933424
I can feel bags instantly form under my eyes when I remember this cat's name is Mirri. It's all so tiresome I think I might...beeeeeeeeeeeep

>>95933424
Their cat is named Mirri this could have racist implications if all humans are named after monkeys and apes.

>>95933451
He could be Ragavan.

>>95933451
They are a lovecraftian creature, and you know how Lovecraft names hi cat.

>>95933457
She seems like a Kogla.

>>95933464
Grunn, the Lonely King

>>95933424
All cats in the Edge have the ability to teleport.

>>95932852
best boy won
standard is a slop format but it was a funny coincidence

>>95933492
So a power crept Fling in other words. Now we're designing with FIRE.

>>95933509
1-mana Fling with upside already exists

>>95933521
Maybe try reading the cards again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EACFgwvZS_8
According to the panel The Edge is the zest, The Planes are the seeds and the blind eternities is the pulp.

>>95933524
it's an upside with mighty mouse or any other sacrifice payoff

>>95933296
You should just lick pre-modern c**k and be happy about it.
>>95933313
Another shit UB, now standard legal.
>>95933457
Isn't it Xer?
>>95933554
This is shit.

>>95933521
Except this is a sorcery and doesn't get double bonus with nemesis or lifelink. If you have a damage doubler it's a 6x bonus with nemesis.

>>95932720 (OP)
>TQ
>Favorite Beast creature?
obvious answer

So like, Eldraine was 6 years ago, how are they still this retarded?

when premodern decks were 50$ you were buying copies of sheoldred and one rings for 100$. your anger is justified.

The Brazilian poster will forever be anal ravaged.

>>95932825
She has some nice tits and Kibler lost his charm when he turned grey.

>>95933424
>their
>they
lol

>>95932720 (OP)
>TQ
Here, have some flashbacks.

>>95933760
cap, dem Cradles still been hella poppin even around lawd dem rangs set and dommy mommy united. Ain't they been no 50$ for several years, you wildin something fierce bruh.

>>95933806
only 2 decks run cradle and neither wins much

>>95933818
>Phyrexian Dreadnought has entered chat
Mox Diamond has been expensive for several years.
Replenish
City of fucking Traitors.
Serra's Sanctum.
You get the point. That was just from a quick skim of established and respected archetypes.

>>95932720 (OP)
>Favorite Beast creature?
never being topped, ever

Rather than premodern I’d like to see a "magic as it should have been" format, with only those sets legal that were in Standard at some time, and all planeswalkers or maybe just all mythics banned.

>>95933854
There have been several attempts. Unless you are content with only having a handful of players, it doesn't seem worth the effort. As a serious mtg player, I would suggest removing mechanically-unique UB and all non-Standard sets to clear away most of the garbage for the ideal mtg card pool.
Since I've given up on being a grognard, the following formats have covered pretty much all the bases for me.
>Vintage
>Legacy
>Canlander
>Vintage Cube
>Premodern and Old School
>cEDH
Haven't played Premodern or Old School in paper yet, but have one irl friend interested in at least Premodern. Worth noting I don't own any authentic cards and proxy everything in paper. Colored printer paper works just fine, but if the deck is played enough, I get some chinaman versions shipped to me. Good luck anon.

>>95933783
lmao, even

>>95932852
This is the best outcome that could have happened. WotC shills and red down players have absolutely no legs to stand on anymore. The only issue is that any bans they will do won't go far enough to fix this fucked format

>>95933842
yes, the reserved list is problematic. Ban each non reprintable card?

>>95933783
Surely this time the audience will embrace it!

>>95933935
You're replying to a post about Premodern. You do understand banning RL cards means the format is no longer Premodern, correct?

>>95933424
It's good to see authentic representation like this, I've been saying Boros players are fags for years.

>>95933854
>I’d like to see a "magic as it should have been" format
that format is just 25 bolt and 15 mountain

I havent watched the finals yet, was it better than the Overlords mirror we had last time?

>>95933854
>>95933914
Someone should make a new version of block constructed, except decks from other blocks can play against each other. It would probably take a long time to figure out how many cards need to be banned to allow for most blocks to have at least one playable deck, but I feel like the effort would result in a fun and rewarding format.

>>95934116
But we haven’t had any blocks now in quite a while..

WotC still hasn't emailed me info about the Final Fantasy boxes I won from the direct
anyone else?

>>95934131
People are still in the dark about their Foundations boxes. I'd say you're just fucked.

>>95934124
>But we haven’t had any blocks now in quite a while..
I don’t really see excluding the newer sets as a bad thing, but if you want, you can allow any non-block standard sets as long as they only use that one set. I feel like the modern sets would still have an insane advantage, but maybe the small card pool would even that out.

>>95932852
>Multinational company leading one of the most popular TCGs in history is full of stupid bastards
Seriously how could they be so stupid specially when they had to shill the first UB set? Few FF cards saw play and the tournament outcome was one of the worst in history with, for NO ONE SURPRISE, two red decks being over the rest of all the meta.

don't worry about meta status bros, soon he will make some bullshit viable.

>>95934163
>>95933786
Can't help but compare these two as 'the card Wotc tries to push as a powerful chase mythic that gets overshadowed by the shit they made broken by accident'.

>>95934151
Magic is profitably despite Wizards, not because of. I've heard people say this since I started playing in 99.

>>95934106
izzet vs mono red
based ff5 man won

This is what happens when a lane is open.
What do I even cut from this

>>95934172
Ugin is probably a better comparison. It was THE chase card during the reveals and first few days of Dragonstrom but got overshadowed completely by the stupid cutter

Pro Tour Top Seed needs to read the cards in his Red deck after winning

>>95934200
Black waltz is debatable even in a proper Rakdos deck and is definitely not worth a splash. You also don't have enough artifacts to make Aerial unit reliable so you could probably afford to lose that. Warriors Sword and Louisoix's sacrifice are cuttable too.

>>95934214
Couldn't have been better unless galuf's final act won him the game somehow.

>>95934200
This doesn't look like the lane was open, this looks like you got hooked by a pass and cut vivi or something. You got no sahagins, no combat tutorials, only 1 thunder magic, and a lot of your cards are pretty shit. You might actually be short on playables, but I don't feel like counting. For sure don't run waltz, especially off 2 black sources. Sacrifice is also just heinous.

>>95932852
FAST FACTS FUN FACT:
Magebane Lizard was the determining factor in the Finals.
RDW had a silver bullet against Izzet Prowess, but Prowess had no such card vs RDW.

I think, overall, RDW is the superior list but when you're the better overall deck that your opponent has a hard counter to, things don't go so well.

>>95934200
Anon, they design sets for 10 people and draft pods are 8 people.
A lane is always open. In fact, a minimum of 3 lanes are always open. Don't pretend this is anything special.

>>95933457
>Art direction for the entire set:
>Just fuck my shit up senpai. Rainbows everywhere. Make it as generic as possible and vomit rainbow galaxy shit everywhere. Make it an eyesore. The worst eyesore you can think of. And ugly as shit, too. Also, more rainbow and galaxies and shit. And make sure to make it obvious you used AI because the galaxy spiral lines don't connect as they pass through the dude's arms. While you're at it, increase the saturation and make it even uglier.

>>95934364
>And make sure to make it obvious you used AI because the galaxy spiral lines don't connect as they pass through the dude's arms.
My absolute favorite part of AI becoming prevalent isn't AI art, it's people jumping at every shadow imaginable and claiming literally everything is AI.
It discredits the few things that are actually made by AI and will ensure anti-ai sentiment is always seen as fringe weirdo shit

>>95934364
>muh AI

>>95934200
black waltz, aerial unit, queen brahne, rapier and ifrit are all traps. so is cerberus but I'd keep it for suprise blowouts with choco comet.

>>95932720 (OP)
>>95933277

>>95934371
>>95934381
Of your art is indistinguishable from AI, you are a slop artist.

>>95934391

>>95934397
>AI is designed to make itself look like C thing, training off of every iteration of C thing
>Make C thing
>That looks like AI!
Keep it coming midwit, you will be remembered just as the luddites are.

>>95933600
But is 1 Mana over Burn Together worth it? Self Destruct only enables Screaming to turn into Heartfire Nuke aswell otherwise samething. Instant never important either never interacting anyway

>>95933662

>>95934469
>Self-destruct isn't important being an instant he says, the day it won a tournament for being an instant

>>95934490
I'll never forgive him for stealing Chandra's.

>>95934490
What even happened to this monstrotitty?

>>95934551
fell head first into a wood chipper

>>95934200
Why are you so proud of this mid ass deck? Start by cutting Valkyrie, Black Waltz, Louisoix's Sacrifice. Enjoy your 4-3, maybe 5-3 if you're lucky

>>95934214
Oh how would you look at that! The fake ass FF set that nobody is buying won pro tour while the nip was wearing a Final Fantasy shirt. What are the odds? So the tournament was faked in other words.

>>95934598
Very obviously a brand new shirt that's never been worn also.

I can't believe a 1 mana +3/+1 trample pump instant broke the format.

>>95934628
It didn't, but it's an easy scapegoat for mice and steel cutter's sins

>>95934163
I swear this card gets wider every time it is posted.

>>95934628
It's just more gas to a fire that started with Slickshot in Thunder Junction and exploded completely with Bloomburrow. You have pic related, the Mice package, Slickshot, Sunspine Lynx now Cutter... That's a ton of overefficient Red threats that if you combine with overefficient pump spells you have what happened this weekend: A Red summer that spreads across all formats.

>>95932835
>"Non white" (brazilian, italian) formats
Pauper, Premodern
>pvre aryanisch vvhite of ze aryan species und vvvndervar (played by mentally ill mutts)
Memedern,pioqueer, legacuck, vintagay,sTRANSdard

Idk why you want "white" mtg players lol

>>95934682
>this anon still won't shup up about Nemesis and Lynx when they aren't even vaguely part of the problem

>>95934551
Currently he is with Vraska and was last seen on Tarkir.

>>95933854
Limited is the closest to what Garfield intended, he was surprised when people where buying/trading to get optimized decks, he thought people would just make decks with whatever they opened.
That being said the best of both worlds is cube since you can include or cut as many of the degenerate cards you want.

>>95933313
>Not having airbending as the default.
You just know the designers didn't even watch a single episode and were just given a plot summary.

>>95932900
STP would be just fighting broken with broken.
I could see PTE being printed into standard/pioneer though.

>>95934690
>They aren't vaguely part of the problem
This anon is a fucking retard
Please don't be like him

>>95933313
Spooderman and Fagatar incoming? Oh boi this year of Magic sure ended really early.

I'm still mad that the one creature from 5 is a Flametongue.

>>95934720
What about Sword to Plowshares?

>two friends are now playing mono w and esper lifegain flying tribal
I hate it, my aggro decks get completely shut down. Fuckers even tried to steal creatures from me. How do I cope?

>>95934742
Play Cutter and show your friends the reich of overpowered Aggro will never end ha ha!!!

>>95934742
Skullcrack? Nemesis?
What kind of tiddlywinks aggro deck are you playing that you can't beat lifegain decks?

>>95934754
both are just using all their interaction on me until they develop their board
it's mega gay

how powercrept would they ahve to make a tranny card to force people to use it?

When should you craft Arena cards that are getting banned? Wondering if I should make Cori Steel Cutter now or is their enough time to craft it on 30th June after it's confirmed?

>>95934776
>Esper life gain
>Mono W
There is no fucking way those awful archetypes could get enough interaction to fuck a good aggro deck anon.

>>95934779
Cori will NOT get banned.

>>95934787
45% at Pro tour though

>>95934783
>mono white, awful archetype
Hey now that’s not le heckin wholseome-rino according to Gavin Verhey who promised powerful white cards

>>95934776
Again, what the fuck are you playing? EDH?
The only good lifegain cards are Greezy B and Atraxa.

>>95934783
I gave them a good beating, but one was playing that one flying angel that makes his flyers indestructible, so he was constantly recovering from his own board wipes because he could tap 4 flyers to skip command tax
>>95934810
bracket 2 edh, they are using a few gamechangers like bolas citadel and combos. maybe I should bring stuff like cyclonic rift.

>>95934829
>bracket 2 edh
Well there's your problem. This is the non edh thread.

>>95934870
oh yeah. I couldn't even tell the difference from the reactions to my posts. sorry fpr the confusion guys.

>>95934172
questing beast was very playable during its time in standard. it was probably the cleanest answer to 3feri available at the time.

UW will be based. Yeah it will have hundreds of legendaries and commander mechanics because of UB, but stylistically I expect it to be the Corest Core Set since the Core Sets have been removed. Best of from the Planesverse. Except Venser making a cameo.

I like the FF cards...

>>95934551
>What even happened to this monstrotitty?
He left. To somewhere.

>>95934732
>Oh boi this year of Magic sure ended really early
one might say it barely even started

>>95934732
Don't worry, spider-Man won't be coming to Arena.

>>95934793
Bro it was only 50% of the top 8 and DID NOT win the finals. The meta is clearly healthy.

>>95934409

>>95935012
kudos, anon

>>95934965
Somewhere with big tits?

>>95935102
>Somewhere with big tits?
NOT ANYMORE! AAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

>tries to “revitalize” Standard
>ends up killing the format again with nonwhite cancer
What did JOTC mean by this?

Okay but real talk though,
Can ANYONE explain why a mono-red 2cmc creature with upside has 4 fucking toughness?

>>95935111
Is pretty obvious they can't design cards to even save their lives
>>95935112
My real question is why give this ALSO to red? I mean this is a clear counter to Aggro pump strategies but guess what? Is in RED too!! What the fuck, JOTC?

>>95935112
It's fire.

>>95935122
No it fucking isn't. It's outpacing both white AND blue creatures in TOUGHNESS, AS A BLOCKER as a fucking mono-red creature.

>>95935112
It was likely designed for eternal formats where it would be unplayable at 3 and where red has 0 game against the other colors. Kinda weird how Pioneer + Standard get mega rekt by red and modern legacy vintage easily worst color

>>95935128
What he meant was it's FIRE.

>>95935137
polling shows it was designed for commander

>>95935137
>Kinda weird how Pioneer + Standard get mega rekt by red and modern legacy vintage easily worst color
bro energy is a boros deck

>>95934163
I HATE PWS WITH STATIC ABILITIES
I HATE PWS WITH STATIC ABILITIES
I HATE PWS WITH STATIC ABILITIES

>>95935106
Fuck you Loot, you took away the only redeeming thing about that flaming retard.

>>95935162
And it gets beat by og duals saving 2 life

>>95935112
It's symmetrical.

>Birth of Meletis
>0/4 colorless Wall

>Builder's Talent
>0/4 white Wall

So many examples of bad design in nuMagic, but one that I particularly hate is the apparent psychotic commitment to making sure that no two cards ever produce the same token, even when they literally produce the exact same fucking token.

Kaldheim is the worst example of this, with some cards producing 4/4 Angels with flying and vigilance while others produce 4/4 Angel Warriors with flying and vigilance. Legendary shitpile, that.

1/1 Monk with prowess. 1/1 Otter with prowess.
Pilot that can crew vs Pilot that can crew AND mount.

It's getting to a point where extra decks of random ass tokens are getting larger than the damn decks themselves. This shit is such sloppy, lazy, thoughtless design that does nothing but make the game worse.

>>95935308
>It's symmetrical.
4 toughness.

4 toughness is symmetrical.
4 toughness. Is symmetrical.
Visionary comment, anon.

>>95935320
Imagine being a simic stud, breeding with your qt mage gf all day long.... VGH trvly simic is the best guild

>>95935399
Said simic girl likely has a pig dick grafted onto herself.

>>95935399
That’s literally a minor from dogwarts

Simic never competitive though :(

>>95935309
I just draw my tokens on paper and put it in a slave over a card lol

I miss when Simic was actually the colour that people hate.
I'm a Red enthusiast and come here to read day after day how people dispise my favourite colour and playstyle is kinda shitty.

>>95935112
Storm hate so it is allowed to be sorta broken.

>>95935448
Either you mean the actual guild or you started playing in 2020.

>>95935454
>put it in a slave
Based Saudi sheik.

>>95935415
vgh, imagine your pig cocked wife getting your grafted pig womb pregnant...
VGH! Simic is the best guild.

huh the Omni deck did about as well as the Cori deck at the top tables at the Pro Tour
the Omni players didn't make top 8 due to bad Limited results though

>>95935415
Futa on male is hot and heterosexual

>>95935479
Then name a tier 1 simic deck for any constructed

>>95935572
scapeshift

Would printing dual caster mage into standard make neoform playable again?

Does Omni have to get banned when Cori + Monstrous Rage go next week?
I feel like they won't do it, expecting that people will instead become more free to sideboard hate vs re-animator.

>>95935644
Yes, otherwise you'll still see red exclusively because anything else autoloses against omniscience

>>95935607
with which blue cards though

>>95935644
Who thought Omni belongs into Standard for 5 years. 5 years in which you aren't allowed to print anything that can cheat out enchantments or permanents

>>95935666
cryptic command

>>95935618
*copies monstruous rage*

>>95935679
No one designed this with next half decade of omni standard in mind

>>95935685
nice fnm viable deck

>>95935696
>5cc
>At the beginning of your End Step
lol they literally did you retard

>>95935462
The solution to that is to have selesnya as your favorite color combination. I can't remember a single time in the past 10 years when GW was the dominant color pair.

>look at the protour result on mtg top 8
>see this

>>95935644
Haha if only. Omni was supposed to be the anti-red deck and just see what happened, you can ban Cori and Rage but you know the Red decks will keep being carried by their creatures alone.

>>95935510
Turn 4 combo in std is cancer.
Monored is pretty much turn 4 combo too.

>Rage
>Cori
>Manifold
>Town
>Omni
>Beans
There, i saved your format kids. Minimum effort, maximum results

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>>95936002
Don't forget about
>vivi
>hearthfire
>hopeless nightmares
>stormcaller's talent
>slickshot
>leyline of resonance
>monastery swiftspear
>the entire overlord package

>>95936044
Just ban every cards ewcept the draft chaff common

>>95936023
>The overwhelming majority of decks are aggro
>Almost all games end with 1 winner and 1 loser
>Therefore, most game losses are by aggro decks
Which means aggro is weak in the current meta, and complainers are schizos who need to take their meds.
Absolutely f l o u r i s h i n g !

>>95936023
>Control completely irrelevant to the point of almost dissapearing with less than 10%
>Combo only with one deck playable and is always a coinflip matchup favored for the Aggro decks
>Aggro in multiple choices being the only playable option you have in current Standard
>They dare to write everything has representation and asking for better removals and interaction to avoid this Aggro Summer is a "Tall Ask"
This clown, i swear to god...

EOE's first side-story dropped. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/edge-of-eternities-grasp-in-the-dark
>We're following a Kav named Farakatolar, a sergeant, as she and her squad go out to investigate a distant piece of Kavaron that broke off and drifted into the edges of the Sothera system
>Said piece contains a memorial vault (possibly), and one of her squad complains that there's more work to be done at home, why send them off?
>The squad starts bickering about the future of the system, but the argument's cut-off as Farakatolar informs them they've reached their target
>It's not quite a cube, not quite a sphere, and it's definitely SIZED like a memorial vault, but it's also distinctly unfamiliar to her
>She orders a scan of it, and the scan just returns white noise
>She decides that they have to go and investigate, naturally
>They land on the thing, drill through the outer wall
>She uses the Kav's ability to sense vibrations via their belly on the ground (this is just a thing they can do apparently) to determine there's something in a nearby room, orders a squad member to axe the wall down
>Said squaddie does, though the wall seems to react more like skin than actual metal to the hole
>Fara ignores that, enters the room, finds the thing, an orb
>The tech guy scans it, can only determine it's very dense with information, they'd need a more thorough approach
>The one who cut the wall down interrupts to point out the hole she made in the wall is now just wall again
>Fara orders her to cut through again, and she does, but with notably more difficulty this time
>Fara orders her squad to get the artifact out to the ship... But the artifact has vanished
>The one person she sent through the wall after the second hole radios in, but it's not great
>Aaand the wall seals again, right in front of them
>The squaddie cannot axe through it this time
>All of a sudden, the walls, and everything, all light up

This game is unrecognizable to me now. What did they do to you bro?

>>95936157
>Fara sees some black beads that look like eyes for a little bit, but then they vanish and she's not sure she saw them at all
>Her and the squad that's still with her move through what looks like (and turns out to be) a door that's there now
>The radio's rapidly becoming useless, so she gives up on that as they make their way through
>They eventually encounter a creature, which resembles a manu (whatever that is), but not quite right
>The squad's ready to fight, but the creature doesn't seem to have even registered their presence
>As they pass by it onto the next room, the tech guy is poked by a sudden tentacle from the thing
>He's ready to fight it, but she orders them all out of the room
>She orders them to just find the artifact and get the fuck out
>A brief radio message comes through, saying that the structure seems to be moving, but she gets nothing else
>More of those eye-beads show up, and the tech guy is suddenly dead, his skull smashed in with strange precision
>They all hear a weird vibration in their heads, but no matter how much they yell nothing responds properly
>One of the other squaddies, a guy on combat stimulants, is twisting awkwardly, and he just seems to need to shed, but she tells him to do that later
>They try to find out what to do, but then the shed guy starts tearing his own armor off, then his own scales off
>He tears one of his own fangs off and then runs off screaming
>Fara and the axe-lady are the remainders, and they chase after him
>He's too fast, but he keeps tearing off bits of himself that leaves a trail
>Eventually the chase leads to a scaffolding over an open area, a giant spherical room
>In the center, floating on a pedestal, is the artifact
>But on the other side of the room, a lot of small things are suddenly swarming
>Insects or nanobots, she can't tell
>Fara makes a desperate leap towards the artifact, which somehow works out
>Axe-lady gets swarmed and cocooned until she's just gone

>>95936244
>Fara's going through a breakdown, but she grabs the artifact because that's at least something to salvage
>She does get something from the radio, but it seems to just be desperate prayers
>As she grabs for the orb, there's a shape through the air above her, but it vanishes as she pulls away
>She hears that noise again
>Eventually, the noise turns into words, telling her 'escape is incorrect'
>It carries on: "Escape leads to chaos. Chaos is incorrect. Chaos must be corrected. From the many, there must be one. One Vaar. Inevitable-24. Correct."
>She recognises the name Vaar, from an old myth
>The Vaar fled from the Eldrazi, and created a virtual world, Hylderhigh, to escape into
>She realises just how valuable this artifact is, as one of the nodes connecting to Hylderhigh, and grabs at it again
>And is then pierced through the back, and as she pulls her hand away, it's covered in green blood (which Kavs have)
>She puts her hand closer again, and looks up and sees her own claw, massive
>And she realises she's already in the orb
>In a desperate stupor, she grabs again, and squeezes harder and harder until there's nothing left

>>95936132
>Control completely irrelevant to the point of almost dissapearing with less than 10%
It's more than 0% so it means ALL MACRO ARCHETYPE SEE PLAY!
SITUATION MONITORED!
STANDRAD STATUS: FLOURISHING!

>>95936157

You can play UR Prowess as control.
You can play UR Prowess as midrange.
You can play UR Prowess as combo.

All macro archetypes are present.

>>95936244
>>95936279
Really concerned about the Vaar thing having been described as almost looking like it was made of some kind of oil and the Vaar message being “From the many there must be one.”

Either way, Hylderhigh will almost certainly end up being a plane within the Multiverse.

>>95936157
>We're following a Kav
The term "Kav" really rings to me as a racial slur.
Proper names for things, especially peoples, tend to have more than one syllable. This is because the names for a people or group tend to be of the form (thing)+('man') or similar qualifier. That is to say, in most languages the place comes first, and the word for a group becomes place+affix.
Slurs, in turn, very often trend toward "proper name, but reduced to one (or fewer) simple syllable so I can spit the term at people."

Of course, any competent company managing one of the world's largest, billion dollar fantasy (lmao) IPs would certainly have some form of linguist on hand to solve these issues. Surely.

But no. Those fuckin' Kavs at WotC, I swear. Totally incompetent.

Remember how 1 year ago we had Nadu?

>>95936159
It's a small miracle that at least they've kept the card back the same.

>>95936349
To elaborate:
Kavaron is the homeland.
Kavoroni, or Kaven, would be the species from there.
"Kav" would be the slur-form of the species name.
This would be the case in almost all languages, substituting for their variant affixes.

Sloppy stuff, Wizards. Hire a linguist, you idiots.

>>95936349
I assume it's meant to be like "Kav" is a singular of "the Kavu" as a people.

>>95936349
“Brit”

>>95936386
>I assume it's meant to be like "Kav" is a singular of "the Kavu" as a people.
You would just use Kavu.
Kav would be the slur form of Kavu.

>>95936334
They're definitely seeding some potential future sets, yeah. I can see Hylderhigh being a set, just the weird kinda fucked-up glitchy virtual world. Probably a TRON pastiche.

>>95936349
>Proper names for things, especially peoples, tend to have more than one syllable
And what of the French and the Dutch?

>>95936393
>This fantasy language doesn't follow actual linguistics how dare it

I see the opponent play the WB deck in Starter Duels, I rope. Simple as.

Enjoy the braindead win with your braindead deck.

>>95936391
Exactly. It doesn't always reduce to one syllable, ala "You Aussie fuck" and the like. But, slur forms of terms for groups of people follow a fairly consistent reduced-complexity variant of the full name across most languages.

Kav ls really just a slur. Like, literally, linguistically, it is the slur form of what should be a more proper name.

>>95936403
They're already one syllable.
They did it do themselves.

>>95936406
This, unironically.
A billion dollar linguist managing one of the world's largest fantasy IPs should have a linguist on payroll.

>>95936426
*Billion dollar company
lmao

>>95934712
Calm thine tits. We're obviously going to get more than just *one* Aang card, that one is just him at the end of the series.

>>95936359
we still have nadu, it's a powerful legacy deck if you dedicate sometime into learning it

>>95936436
But imagine if we got none and the entire mistake had been aborted.

>>95936436
We're not even sure if airbending is a thing a creature can have. Firebending might be the only one that is, because there's a difference between "you" bending and a creature having it. I assume they're various things that trigger if you do something, firebending is probably 'deals X damage' to something or other on attack.

>>95933460
Lovecraft never named a cat in his life. Nigger Man was gifted to him and he kept the name.

>>95936393
You're the same kind of moron that thinks Jap is a slur.

>>95936545
I'm speaking more from pure linguistics. Not much of a better term for the phenomena.

>>95936644
>pure lingustics
So there’s a name for the phenomenon you’ve been discussing and at least one source you can cite that clarifies that it’s really a thing, right? You aren’t just talking out your ass because things FEEL a certain way to you, then trying to justify it with an appeal to a field of study that you know little to nothing about?

>>95936661
>So there’s a name for the phenomenon you’ve been discussing and at least one source you can cite that clarifies that it’s really a thing, right?
I mean, yes. Clipping. But it's more general.

>>95936359
I bet Cutter has a similarly stupid design story to Nadu like it was designed to support some devs whacky mono red monk tribal in commander but got changed last minute without testing

>>95936683
No, clipping refers specifically to word formation by shortening an existing word. You’re asserting that non-pejorative ethnonyms are UNIVERSALLY two or more syllables and that ANY ethonym of a single syllable must be the result of clipping—and specifically clipping with aim to produce a derogatory term. You’re claiming this in the face of English seeing common use of non-pejorative single-syllable ethnonyms (Dutch, Finn, French, Jew, Slav), and then asserting that your stance is “pure lingustics”.

Come on, provide any kind of source or statistical analysis supporting your claim. I’m sure Chomsky got high at some point and jotted something off that you can claim is relevant. Or, hell, Everett loves making ridiculous claims, he probably has something for you.

>>95934712
He has firebending because that's the last thing he needed to learn to become a master of all elements

>>95936777
>You’re asserting that non-pejorative ethnonyms are UNIVERSALLY
Uh... no?

>nd that ANY ethonym of a single syllable must be the result of clipping
Also no?

>and then asserting that your stance is “pure lingustics”.
Also no.
Learn to read mate.

>>95936349
>swede
>french
>brit
retard

>>95936349
Damn, didn't know Finn was a slur.

>>95936885
Now you do!

>>95936855
If you’re not >>95936349, then fair enough, you just seemed to be defending his point.

If you are, though, you’re being a disingenuous nigger (pejorative ethnonym, two syllables).

>>95936869
Swe-de is two syllabes, comparing someone to a brit or a french is extremely insulting

>>95936408
really? RB is the deck that seems to just faceroll everything
I never lose to WB

>>95936928
>Swe-de is two syllabes
i remember when people put effort into their shitposts

>>95936928
ESL or just plain stupid?

>>95936349
Doubly funny because it is just saving one fucking letter.

>>95936922
Oh, I am one and the same.

But also,
>"Tend to"
>UNIVERSALLY

>"Most"
>UNIVERSALLY

Learn to read.

>>95936954
Yeah, no idea why they couldn't just say Kavu. Reducing it like that REALLY makes it sound like just a slur.

>>95936771
There's three ways WotC creates a broken card
>They were only thinking about EDH (e.g. Nadu)
>They were only thinking about limited (e.g. Beanstalk)
>They were only thinking about money (e.g. Boseijew)

What's the easiest way to get into EDH? Is it worth it these days?

>>95936391
(derogatory)

>>95932877
God imagine Mark coming out and just directly shitting on the players Edmund McMillen style for building their tournament decks optimally.

>i quit during aetherdrift and the game somehow got even worse since

lmao

>>95937210
It's a non-Euclidean kind of downward spiral.

ANOTHER EXTENSION TO STANDARD
HE SHALL REIGN FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS

>>95936159
30 years have passed.

>>95936415
Sacre Bleu!

Try and make the definitive Aggro Summer card.

Hard Mode: Make it Green if you dare.

I fucking hate UB with a passion. not only because it's somehow better than the pozzed shit we get these days but also because they are psuedo reserved list cards

>>95937392
>they are psuedo reserved list cards
Speaking of which, Alpha Investments having an existential crisis because people keep telling him they sold some of their reserve list cards for Final Fantasy collector boosters was fun to watch.

I want my Avatar waifus and I want them now!

>>95937465

>>95937352
SUPERMOUSE {R/G}
Creature - Mouse Soldier
First strike, haste, prowess, trample, ward - pay half your starting life
Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card, and add {R} or {G}.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, it deals damage equal to twice its power to each opponent.
2/2

>>95937352
>G
>Creature - Who cares
>3/3
>Hexproof. Trample

Selesnya Boggles Summer incoming.

>>95937463
the guy was coping so hard about metazoo so it's not surprising here either

>>95933073
Well it's 8! (eight factorial) total combinations and only 4! (four factorial) ways to draw the first four to be all playing the same deck*, so divide the small one by the big one and you get one-in-1680 chances that is was random. Sounds about right but i feel like my math is wrong somehow since it's been a while.

>>95937463
the lord of pump and dump turned into the lord of bags ever since the metazoo scam went down the drain. him sitting on bags of metazoo, weiss&schwarz, flesh&blood, one piece and sorcery broke him.

I still don't get the hype around planishphere getting one counter on a thing once maybe twice a turn is fucking unplayable even in coom an' turd. especially when it needs to be equipped unlike jitte to keep em around

>>95937651
>planishphere
It's just a backup copies 5-8 of Cutter.

>Dude wouldn't it be funny if we gave Boros Reckoner haste and also made it splashable?
>Yeah, but we should also add a clause that says your opponents can't gain life just for the memes
BRAVO WotC RnD! Do they just not playtest anything?

>>95937689
>Do they just not playtest anything?
They don't have a playtest team anymore, no.
Budget cuts, you see. Small indie company.

>>95937658
mmkay, I feel there are still better options in standard since it only makes one token like any of the myriad totally_not_brainstorms. I saw it tested in legacy without cutter too and I've no idea what people are smoking
thanks for the insight tho

>>95937599
Your math is wrong because you are not accounting for repositions. The chance of this composition happening (so full mirrors untill final) is 1/8, as you have 4 slots that each has 50% chance to be filled by red aggro (so 1/16) multiplied by 2 for the inverse situation (all filled with cutter is a valid mirror too)

>>95937689
they do, for commander!

>>95937060
>What's the easiest way to get into EDH?
You don't.
>Is it worth it these days?
It was fine 14-15 years ago when it was just a niche format that JotC didn't design cards for it. But it's absolutely not worth it now with the spongebob and todd howard sets, and, the FIRE design. Best format right now is Premodern because the FIRE design, planeswalkers, and the flip cards can't be used for it.

>>95937689
They stopped caring with playtesting around 2017

>Found a janky aggro-hosing setup with Revenge of Ravens + Life gain amplifying cards like Leyline of Hope.
>Cool-ish brew, kind of inconsistent. Deck solidly hosed go-wide threats, but struggled massively with tall threats.
Bros,
We found the setup.
Fuck everything that moves, forever.

>>95933313
>Omniscience for spells with 5 or less converted mana cost
Not pushed at all

>>95937689
Just don't damage the Nemesis?

>>95937760
>The spikes

>Uzras
They basically didn't have playtesters.

>Mirrodin
Five lands taking the nuke kind of overblows how big a ban this was. Honestly, the only thing that HAD to go was Disciple of the Vault.

>2017 forward
I like how their solution to looking like idiots and having to ban ten cards a year, is they just stopped banning things and let the game rot.

At least they don't look like idiots, right?

>>95937777
Not how it works, retard-kun.

>>95937797
FLOURISHING

>>95933313
What does Xbending do?

>>95937797
>Disciple of the Vault.
And skull clamp. Artifact lands + affinity + clamp + ravager = draw 30, drop all the creatures, pass turn, attack ftw because you drew clamp + ravager and your opponent didn't. Just thinking about it, Nosewater really fucked up the game with the affinity ability on those artifact creatures. Affinity for X should be insta-banned from all formats.

>>95937822
Oh yeah, Clamp to can't believe it slipped my mind.

I think Ravager and the lands could have stayed. There was already a relatively even matchup between Cycling control and Affinity before the bans. Toning it down slightly could have... maybe let more decks F L O U R I S H.

C E M E N T E D

>>95937798
Why not?

>>95937839
wrong general buddy

>>95937689
Oh they playtest a lot anon, a whole lot in fact... FOR CUMMANDER.

>>95937760
If we continue
2021: no ban
2022: Alrund's Epiphany, Divide by Zero, Faceless Haven, The Meathook Massacre
2023: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker, Invoke Despair and Reckoner Bankbuster
2024: no ban ( Leyline of Resonance banned in bo1 standard, also monstruous rage was banned in alchemy)
2025: no ban for now

>>95937717
Fair enough. Hate that the best way to get good info is to be wrong on purpose but if it works it works.

>>95937831
The issue was the next set was kamigawa and astral slide and every other old border set was rotating. Ravager + lands is still way too good disciple was only an issue in the mirror match and lands also got banned because of KCI.

>>95937760
We are living ANOTHER Eldraine age? Instead of Blue/Green they literally fucked up Red so much we need at least that many bans.

>>95937798
>>95937848
Technically it does do something like that for most spells because it doesn’t have the “This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay,” but it doesn’t work for spells with more than one of a single mana symbol in the casting cost.

>>95937929
>We are living ANOTHER Eldraine age? Instead of Blue/Green they literally fucked up Red so much we need at least that many bans.
No, it's a whole new age with new possibilities.
Instead of admitting their mistakes and banning problem cards, now they just gaslight, say everything is flourishing and ban nothing.

I hope they unban pic related in Pioneer. At the very least i will have fun losing against Cutteer.

>>95937948
This. And what's worse instead of revolting and speak against WotC faggotry there are players, even PRO PLAYERS that say actual situation is players' lazyness fault or that this current meta is an "Interesting pluzzle" that must be solved.

>>95937848
Because it only reduces the colored cost, the generic cost needs to be paid, or reduced by a different method.

>>95937968
See
>>95937937

Reading the card explains the card

>>95934163
His effects are kinda neutered and slow, the first immediate thought is the cheerios package but thinking about it now any sort of artifact token generating will give him extra loyalty, all for the effect of that slow as molasses emblem. Maybe in an artifact control shell in Modern, if you can even survive to turn 3, and can manage to keep surviving and get 4 copies of the emblem, then he might be cool.

>>95937967
>This. And what's worse instead of revolting and speak against WotC faggotry there are players, even PRO PLAYERS that say actual situation is players' lazyness fault or that this current meta is an "Interesting pluzzle" that must be solved.
I am happy to see them ask one (1) time in an interview what someone thought of the format, get the response "This Standard sucks."
Then never ask that question again for the rest of the Pro Tour. Lmao.

One of the worst Pro Tours of all time.
Absolute trash.

>check r*ddit to see if there are maybe some eoe leaks
>hi new mtg player here post
>it's about commander
Yeah I told you. MTG = Commander in the current year. If someone talks about Magic, the odds are, they mean EDH.

I can't wait for the 30th ban announcement to just be monstrous rage banned with no other changes

>>95937760
>Literally only ONE mono white card banned in Standard in the entire history of this game
>Even FIRE design, which was inherently designed to be anti-white, couldn’t produce a single powerful white card strong enough to be banned
Remember this chart the next time you call me schizo, when all of fucking Magic history is my evidence that JOTC has always hated White.

>>95938384
FNM is commander nights for a long time already. 60 card constructed is dead across the board, only arena keeps standard semi-relevant

>>95938419
>Literally only ONE mono white card banned in Standard in the entire history of this game
Reminder that Saheeli should have been banned, not Felidar.

>>95937855
Same quality really

my brother got me to check out mtg forge adventure yesterday since he's been playing it, and man it's a great time. started out with a black pile deck, and it's been a struggle trying to scrape by, but the challenge is a lot of fun. picrel and that phyrexian grave titan have been my only real saving graces in a deck full of useless junk. makes me wish we had a new singleplayer mtg rpg to play through in a similar style, maybe just expanded upon.

>>95938495
>Red/Blue is always the problem
Like poetry it rhymes

>>95938384
for me mtg = draft
every other format is just lame these days

>>95938602
It's cool that they thought putting Ragavan, Urza and Yawgmoth into a limited format would be even remotely reasonable.

>>95938584
Yeah dude, Forge is awesome. The hasbro jews really don't realize how easily they could make a gorillion dollars by shitting out even a low effort Actual Game, even in the same barebones style as Yugioh.

>>95938594
Going by colors
White: 5 (2 mono + 3 multicolored)
Blue: 16 (9+7)
Black: 6
Red: 5 (3+2)
Green: 12 (6+6)
Colorless: 20
Blue is and was always the problem.

>>95938853
imagine an alternative universe where MtG Tag Force games exist
god how I wish the leadership of our world was just slightly less stupid

>>95937760
Why were the following banned (in Standard?)
>Kaladesh energy cards
>Agent of Treachery
>Fires
>Lucky Clover
>Nexus of Fate (why is this translucent?)

So when are we getting more FF cards? Clearly people want them more than anything else coming out.
Will people lose their mind here when FF gets a 2nd full set due to popularity?

>>95939052
>Energy
Degenerate combo potential
>Agent of Treachery
Cheat him and stolen shit lands included was extremenly annoying
>Fires
The ultimate cheat engine is a bad designed card
>Lucky clover
First Eldraine had some really fucked up cards with adventures, be able to double them and with Innkeeper on the field was literally bonkers
>Nexus
Extra turns are the root of all evil.

How.
How could you let something as fucking blatantly, obviously, unfathomably broken as Cutter enter ANY format?

>>95939147
chase cards boost booster sales

>>95939052
>Nexus of Fate (why is this translucent?)
It was only banned in bo1 on arena.

>>95939147
>Wizard keep trying to make UR prowess/instant and sorcery matter a thing in standard for years
>never managed to do it
>decide to print a broken card to finally make the archetype viable
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me, and it wouldn't be the first time (field of the dead was printed just to make scapeshift viable in standard)

>>95939236
>Wizard keep trying to make UR prowess/instant and sorcery matter a thing in standard for years
I don't think they've been trying to.
I think they're just such lazy, incompetent losers that they genuinely can't think of any other ideas.

>>95939147
Funnier in hindsight if you realize how majority of player brushed it off during spoiler season while salivating over Ugin being MH3 power level

>>95939429
Hey, I'll admit that I wasn't exactly hyped to test the card prior to release. It wasn't even on my radar.

I tend to wait to actually see things on the board to judge. And, yeah. ONE game seeing a Cutter opposite me, and my first thought instantaneously was "This is not acceptable."

A single game. Not even a full game, literally the first instant I saw someone cast it and thought about how it would play out on the board. Sometimes things don't quite connect unless you see it in a game.
Beyond that, the absolute bloody headache of tracking Monk p/t as the Cutters slip and slide on and off them alongside Prowess triggers is a total nightmare that absolutely any competent playtester should easily be able to identify as a problem.

I really don't know what's worse. Their playtesters being such stupid losers that they couldn't identify how good Cutter is, or them just not even playtesting it at all.

>>95938958
>multicolored
Not white. Multicolor are their own thing. A Boros creature having haste is never because of the white mana symbol.

>>95939450
Its the same issue they have with some of these "baked" for Izzet design. Remember this guy from BLB? Its really tedious to track the copy generation while also considering the increasingly common prowess or +1/+0 granting abilities per non creature spell without getting geometric.

>>95939530
I swear, these fuckheads do all their testing on some shitty fake in-house MTG Arena.
There is NO WAY any playtester with any semblance of game sense would let shit like this slip. It is literally their job, they get paid to do it. Their sole reason for existence at the company is to test cards, and note bad aspects of them.

Or maybe they just forgot, and spend the entire work day playing EDH games or some shit? Fucking paycheck thieves man. Kavs, the lot of them.

My transformational sideboard is aimed at being a full ramp deck if/when they slot in graveyard hate, and use portent as a backup wincon.
But I'm also experiencing a few games where they are so aggressive on GY hate (leyline of the void) that I can't actually use molt tenders as mana dorks
Is there something else I should run in place of molt tenders?
Also if I go full ramp they might be in on lockdown plan at the same time, the ghost vacuum decks somehow run both a lot so I have to be wary of it sweeping away treasures and dorks.
Maybe I should just go overlords
Can't be fenrirs

And nobody has basic checked me in a gorillion games

>>95939679
>>95939530
It's very clear they stopped playtesting in paper some time around 2020.
Initiative/Dungeons, Day/Night, Companion, and an extreme overabundance of tokens, minigame cards, and flip cards are all mechanics that do not function well in paper. These are designs that could have only come about from playing an automated version of the game.

>>95939757
>It's very clear they stopped playtesting in paper some time around 2020.
I think that's a good assessment.

Seriously though, did they just fucking forget that tracking issues and convoluted board states are ABSOLUTELY things that playtesters should be looking for?

>>95939757
>>95939766
Even if playtesters identify these as issues, they have no say in the final cards.
WoTC will just push through the designs that they deem to be acceptable.
They want digital first designs with no consideration for manual tracking issues.

>>95939790
>Even if playtesters identify these as issues, they have no say in the final cards.
THEN WHY EVEN HAVE THEM

>>95939722
>portent of calamity
sub in bramble familiars
bad mana dork but another 7 mana you win the game spell in hand or off portent

>Play hard control deck
>Cutter just sitting there spamming infinite haste 2/2s until I die.
>10 fucking turns of 2/2s that you literally can't do a fucking thing about

God almighty how the hell is this piece of shit card designed by retards not banned.

>>95939799
They need to release thousands of cards per year, they don't care about tracking issue anymore, they need new mechanics to sell their next product, playtesters are only here to see if the set is good enough for limited

Paperbros.... I...... Come to arena already we have plenty of answers to cutter

>>95939992
>answers to cutter
That is not an answer to cutter.
Go back to our containment thread, shill. It's not going to work.

>>95939992
>go to arena to get away from cutter
>get filled with a plethora of online slop that's even worse than cutter
I think I'll stick with premodern.

>>95940018
>I think I'll stick with premodern.
Holy based.

>>95939992
>cutter comes back tapped
bros..................... we did it............

>>95939992
You could have a spell that read

>Total Cutter Death {1WW}
>Sorcery
>Exile all nonland permanents your opponents control

and it wouldn't stop cutter
I mean temporary lockdown is basically that, sure they can get it back with floodmaw but you know what the worst fucking part is? They don't need to
They will simply draw more cards, play more hasty threats and kill you.
You need to stick an authority of the consuls AND wipe all their permanents (and lockdown yeets your authority) AND you need a high noon AND all your hate pieces are vulnerable to their bounce AND you still need to win the game somehow

>>95940032
>Cutter comes back tapped.
Total cutter humiliation ritual.

>>95937820
Waterbending X ->Whenever you cast a blue spell, draw X cards
Earthbending X ->Whenever you cast a green spell, put X +1/+1 counters on this creature
Firebending X -> Whenever you cast a red spell, deal X damage to target opponent
Airbending X ->Whenever you cast a white spell, gain X life

>>95940032
>>95940018
>>95940015
Cutter getting exiled alongside all tokes and being 4cmc makes it unplayable, yes...

>>95940068

So is Tezzeret a good guy now

>>95940084
The story has no stakes so no actions taken by any character are good or bad.
They're just things. Happenings. Faff, really.

mtg is shonenslop now so bolas will also come back in a supporting role

nicol balls

Alchemy is like the ultimate hook for fucking retards. Imagine having the stomach to eat digital only cards when this faggot designers already can't do it in paper only.

>>95939139
You're forgetting that Nexus of Fate was a buy a box promo exclusive.

>>95940112
Will Ugin r*pe him into submission again?

>>95940256
Weird quote to use there imo

>>95940256
I still can't believe from every fucking IP in the world they could add they had to go with this western chinese cartoon...

Looks like we're getting a saga.

>>95940285
It was part of the deal to get the very valuable SpongeBob IP for the secret lair anon.
Please understand

>>95940256
IM GONNA WATERBEEEEEND

>>95940256
Firebending 2 (When this enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent)
Firebend (You firebend whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent)
Waterbending 2 (When this enters, you gain 2 life)
Waterbend (You waterbend whenever you gain life)
Airbending 2 (When this enters, you draw two cards)
Airbend (You airbend whenever you draw one or more cards other than the first card you draw during your draw step)
Earthbending 2 (When this enters, distribute two +1/+1 counters among up to two creatures you control)
Earthbend (You earthbend whenever you put a +1/+1 counter on one or more creatures you control)

Heres your 10 pages of reminder text, bro
still shorter than dungeon reminder text

>>95940338
>Keyword is just flavorslop for mechanics that already exist.
They can't keep getting away with it

>>95940307
Also breasts. FtM.

imma start scalping
fuck this game

Bros… I will Firebend very soon if this company keeps doing stupid stuff… I can feel it, the inner fire…

>>95940307
I really wanna see at least a battle.

nicol bolas

nicol balls

nice ol' balls

>>95938584
>>95938853
It's strange there are a million Slay the Spire clones on Steam and still nobody's made a proper successor to Shandalar or Pokemon TCG for GameBoy.

>>95940510
It's because they're all trendslop and none of them understand the sovl of the card collector (also making more than a couple hundred cards is hard)

>>95940510
Designed single player experience is difficult to create well. RNG roguelike slop is easy to create.

>>95939992
>Come to Arena
Yeah bro come to Arena so you can play against both Cutter and Dreadhorde Arcanist with haste and prowess

[Legacy]
https://www.hareruyamtg.com/en/deck/1026410/show/
https://www.hareruyamtg.com/en/deck/995812/show/
Are these decks being carried by the FIRE cards and Geist of Saint Traft is just a fun-of?

>>95940587
Do not use Legacy / Vintage as an indicator of a card's powerlevel as they are heavily nuanced formats where off-kilter cards can actually do work.

Example: Slash Panther was actually a go-to answer in Legacy and is 100% useless in all other formats.

>>95940602
Reread my post, I'm not asking about Geist's power level.

>Want to build a life gain deck
>Screaming Nemesis exists
Welp, guess this entire archetype is just completely deleted from the game.
Thanks, Wizards.

>>95940817
Come home anon...
Come to premodern.

>>95940829
I will never play the cope and seethe format.

>>95940834
>he doesn't like the pre-Mirrodin nose-dive MTG.

>>95940845
I will not play the cope and seethe format.
I will not play a format with Reserved List cards.

>>95940587
I wouldn't say geist is just a fun-of inclusion here, both lists are trying to punish the opponent for relying on spot removal to deal with threats and geist synergizes with that plan, the fact that cori can give it haste and planisphere can grow it to get through blockers is relevant too
maybe there's a more efficient way to build this deck without including geist, but these lists look good to me

I’m thinking about getting into pauper, can someone suggest a decent Boros aggro budget build?

Also how the hell is the high tide deck so good? Like what is the wincon? Make your opponent deck themselves?

>>95940853
You don't have to play reserve list cards. Some of the stronger in the format are some of the cheapest decks like burn, pit-rack, stasis, goblins, zoo, and clerics.

>>95940902
>>95940902
>>95940902

>>95940856
Thank you

>>95940829
White Weenies have fallen off the meta very hard.

>>95940817
Just don't damage the Nemesis you silly goose

>>95935572
Neobrand is simic combo. every card it casts is green or blue.
Amulet Titan (Minstrel) is simic combo, however many players choose to splash red in the sideboard for Firespout. I'm giving it a pass because the maindeck is strictly G(U).
Additionally, there was a Simic Midrange deck that went 9-1 in a Challenge about a week ago.

>>95934712
You goddamn idiot. This is final form Aang. We're clearlying going to get 4 Aangs based on his bending progression.
W Aang: airbending
WU Aang: waterbending
WUG Aang: earthbending
WURG Aang: firebending

>>95940068
so there is just something even more egregious than cutter in alchemy