Your Character's New Wife #10 - /tg/ (#95940108) [Archived: 437 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:41:24 AM No.95940108
1639185644185
1639185644185
md5: 0ff1c5cf216be7ba2ecafc538e556e6e๐Ÿ”
A thread for creating love interests, and discussing those previously made. Submit your characters, and other anons will try to give them a wife/husband! Please be patient, the backlog is gigantic, and waifucrafting takes time.

Previous Thread: >>95636179

Archive: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Wife/

I am not the original anon, just trying to keep it going. Love never dies, anons.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:43:54 AM No.95940463
Forgive me if this is the wrong thread for this, just a mildly funny anecdote
>my two girls went out drinking on the town
>one is the equivalent of a trucker, has a "roving man" mentality. Not so much a body count as a body uncountable.
>the other is a giga-autist cyber-knight who's never held hands, let alone picked up guys at a bar
>the former is trying to make friends with the latter by getting her laid
The potential for things to go horribly wrong is almost unlimited. They already met some college dandies, but they turned out to be a bit of a bore so it's back to shopping around.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:59:52 AM No.95940835
So whoโ€™s been the best girl in these threads?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:11:30 AM No.95940896
22aed701c1b84bf04641200811cbb959
22aed701c1b84bf04641200811cbb959
md5: 22aed701c1b84bf04641200811cbb959๐Ÿ”
Aight, ive been waiting for a new thread to propose a funny challenge. This character already has a girlfriend in game cause i rolled one that was kind of hilariously fitting (Cyberpunk/Mekton Lifepath shit is always hilarous), but i wanna see how close the thread can get to her. The Waifu Anons are very good at making fitting wives after all.

For character details, The basic gist is this: System is Mekton Zeta + Gundam Senki additions, the game is set in the gundam UC universe, the character is a Feddie OYW vet whos has been frankensteining a Ground Gundam to the point its like 4 different mobile suits to go hunt Zeeks cause he really fucking hates them. It got to the point the titans just let him into their organization cause he was already doing their job.

Theres a lot more detail of course considering this is a finished game (for now) but this is a decent starting point i think. Questions are welcome, and remember, this is just for fun, i dont plan on this holding up actual waifus being made.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:18:16 AM No.95940936
Princess
Princess
md5: 34afdb808a1096bd0f52f87dc44d965d๐Ÿ”
Princess Bethany was the eldest child of Prince Philip of Caduvia and his wife Adela. Three years after she was born, Princess Bethanyโ€™s mother Adela gave birth to her younger brother, Lathen. Shortly after Prince Lathenโ€™s birth, Bethanyโ€™s grandfather, King Philip IV, of Caduvia fell ill and died. Soon the princessโ€™s father assumed the throne as King Philip V of Caduvia. One of Princess Bethanyโ€™s earliest memories was that of her fatherโ€™s coronation.

Princess Bethany was showered with love and attention from her father as she grew up. She was also close to her younger brother Lathen. The young prince was clearly his motherโ€™s favorite. This caused tension between mother and daughter. In fact Queen Adela seemed jealous of the attention Princess Bethany received from her father.

Princess Bethany enjoyed horseback riding, playing with her dogs and taking walks in the royal gardens, admiring the splendor of the flowers and fountains. Her favorite flowers were lilies, due to their aroma. Princess Bethany also developed an interest in theater and plays, often attending them with glee. As she matured into adolescence, Princess Bethany grew into a conventional princess known for her beauty and charm. The tension between her and her mother, the queen, started to escalate at around this time as well.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:18:46 AM No.95940940
>>95940936
Princess Bethany took great interest in the latest fashions and enjoyed attending tournaments to show off her latest styles to the knights of the realm. She grew to love music and showed off the latest courtly dances at the royal balls she attended. Princess Bethany was always eager to hear the performance of the next up-and-coming talented bards and minstrels, often begging her father to invite them to the royal castle for a performance. Her favorites were the love ballads of handsome knights in shining armor professing their undying love to noble ladies.

Princess Bethany lives a life of fine luxury far removed from the brutal war with Eredan all the men in her life seemed so concerned with. Now at the age of eighteen, the princess is known far and wide throughout Caduvia as the exceptionally beautiful and charming daughter of the king. A true princess.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:19:37 AM No.95940945
>>95940940
Princess Bethany of Caduvia (Age 18)
Human Female, TL3, Status 5 (Princess)

Attributes

ST 9 [-10] โ€” Slightly below average strength

DX 11 [20] โ€” Graceful and agile, especially in dance and movement

IQ 10 [0] โ€” Average intellect

HT 11 [10] โ€” Good health and vitality

Secondary Characteristics

HP: 9

Will: 11 [5] โ€” Willful, especially in family conflicts

Per: 10

FP: 11

Basic Speed: 5.5

Basic Move: 5

Basic Lift: 16 lbs

Advantages

Appearance (Beautiful) [12]

Charisma 1 [5]

Voice [10]

Status 5 [25] โ€” Princess of the realm

Wealth (Wealthy) [20] โ€” Royal lifestyle

Cultural Familiarity (Caduvian Nobility) [1]

Patron (King Philip V, father) [15]

Musical Ability 1 [5]

Disadvantages

Sense of Duty (Family) [-5]

Jealousy (Mutual tension with mother) [-10]

Overconfidence (In social and romantic settings) [-5]

Enemy (Jealous courtiers or rivals) [-10]

Code of Honor (Noble) [-10]

Selfish (15-) [-5]

Skills

Dancing (DX+1) [4] โ€“ 12

Riding (Horse) (DX) [2] โ€“ 11

Savoir-Faire (High Society) (IQ+2) [4] โ€“ 12

Acting (IQ) [2] โ€“ 10

Public Speaking (IQ+1) [4] โ€“ 11

Singing (HT+1) [4] โ€“ 12

Fast-Talk (IQ) [2] โ€“ 10

Fashion (IQ+1) [4] โ€“ 11

Heraldry (Caduvia) (IQ) [1] โ€“ 10

Politics (IQ-1) [1] โ€“ 9

Languages

Caduvian (Native) [0]

Eredevan (Accented Spoken) [2]

Equipment

Regal dresses, jewelry, personal attendants, riding horse, royal seal, access to palace amenities.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:33:51 AM No.95941222
>>95940936
>>95940940
>>95940945
What system is she for?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:25:42 AM No.95941870
Arthur Waifu
Arthur Waifu
md5: 47f09f381f76614a0a59a5704b6664fb๐Ÿ”
Just reposting my guy.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:23:45 AM No.95942021
>>95940936
>literal reddit post
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:02:47 PM No.95942116
>>95941222
NTA, but it's GURPS.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:26:07 PM No.95942173
>>95940108 (OP)
[Shadowrun] Elizabeth "Tinkerbell" Klein is a veteran drone rigger for the UCAS Air Force specializing in electronic warfare. After mustering out, she went into academia but got pulled into the shadows during her postdoc when an old military buddy needed a favor...and once you're in, it's hard to get back out.

She's a gnome, and while she isn't full "rigger who lives in a cocoon and uses drones for all interaction", her time in the military taught her exactly how small she is. She's from Vermont and likes the outdoors despite being fairly bookish and dry. She normally dresses quite formally on the theory that it will help others take her more seriously. She's mostly gay, and ideally would want to date another Jew, but the supply of lesbians attracted to someone who looks like a 10 year old who aren't pedophiles is low enough that she isn't too picky.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:27:15 PM No.95942177
>>95942021
Wtf
Did these threads become puckee shitting grounds? Is that why the OP image is so ass?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:36:05 PM No.95942963
>>95940108 (OP)
So, I like the idea of romance in games for the same reasons I like playing games in general: In real life I feel kind of lowly and I like vicariously living through better human experiences. Romance is another part of the human experience I'm missing because I'm a loser, and it's another thing I'd like to experience in my RPGs for the same reason I romanced Tali in Mass Effect.
But I just find it so fucking awkward to have these experiences with the other guys in my friend group. I like cheesy romance stuff, but I'm too mortified to roleplay that shit with my buddies.
What do you guys do? Embrace the cringe? Or are these private fantasies?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:53:56 PM No.95943060
Shinnasuka
Shinnasuka
md5: 8362633fb17d52805c390a6fc9504ec3๐Ÿ”
>>95942963
Just be cringe, its that simple. Most romances at a table end up happening cause A) "Wouldnt it be funny" or B) just natural RP chemistry causing it to happen. Just dont be super cringe and go in expecting a waifu to fall into your lap.

>>95940896
Oh yeah, this is a handy image for what he actually looks like by the way, forgot to make a followup post with it earlier
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:32:39 PM No.95943602
>An elf woman with a big ass
There, designed a love interest
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:39:54 PM No.95944529
>>95942177
who the fuck is puckee
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:55:36 PM No.95944655
>>95944529
Some /tg/ patrolling schizo's latest obsession.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:01:28 PM No.95944696
>>95944529
Guy who commissions loads of really shitty art and spams it everywhere
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:47:34 PM No.95945361
>>95944529
Some idiot who pays for AI art, but insists that it's good because they commissioned it. As is usual for 4chan, you see the person in question try to post their art and play it off like "haha, isn't this good?" and then people being like "fuck off, you."
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:55:28 AM No.95946471
>>95943602
That's it. You won the waifu thread. We can all stop and go home now.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:58:03 AM No.95946480
>>95943602
post pic
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:35:54 AM No.95946685
npc Chandler
npc Chandler
md5: f612baefc5c71270b5edc4e9f4e275e9๐Ÿ”
>>95940108 (OP)
I'll toss a hat in the ring.

This is Lord (formerly Sir) Victor Chandler.

A nobleman from a city called Athon, he and his House were responsible for overseeing the security of the city. This included duties ranging from managing the guards to overseeing inspections at the docks. From his childhood, his father raised him with views that valued the supremacy of the human species above all others, and their divine right to rule over the planet.

Eventually, Sir Chandler was left with the House to himself after his parents passed. Under some bizarre circumstances spurred by the death of another Lord's son to which the Lord Athon was partially responsible, Lord Athon was deposed and Sir (now Lord) Chandler was put in his place.

His first order of business was to evict all non-humans from the city, much to the excitement of the human population who felt safer without the threat of halfling pickpockets or elven mages capable of mind tricks. These fears were mostly just born of stereotypes, but it worked to secure Lord Chandler's popularity among the humans of his city.

His primary goal above all else is to see that humans achieve absolute world domination - with all other species either subjugated or confined to their own countries away from humans. With all that said, his motivation doesn't come from a hatred or dislike of non-humans, but rather a deep patriotic devotion to his own species.

System is PF2e. Truth is this is an NPC of mine because I'm a Forever GM but I figured it'd be fun to see what anyone might come up with, especially because I have plans for him to get a wife eventually.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:40:28 AM No.95946721
Lich
Lich
md5: 4776462e9afa965201f98648bb26eefc๐Ÿ”
>>95945361
Ehhhh... some of my pieces are good
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:43:05 AM No.95946736
>>95946685
I assume his alignment his lawful evil. But couple questions, what's Chandler's stat block looking like? What's his view on magic? Is he willing to make short term deals with other species to secure human dominance?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:43:36 AM No.95946742
pinky tiefling lass
pinky tiefling lass
md5: 8a72651689ef68fd2a83b901da627c0f๐Ÿ”
>>95946685
Further fun fact: His darkest secret is that he possesses Witch powers as a result of a deal he made with a devil when he was young and naive at 15. Despite his apprehensions, the devil assured him that the powers he would be given would help him pursue his goals of aiding humanity. In exchange, he was to impregnate the devil, but the devil didn't tell him that the result of this would be 100 tiefling children - who at some point may or may not seek out their father eventually for one reason or another. This information becoming public knowledge would cause a catastrophe for the new Lord.

He eventually became aware of these children but couldn't practically stop them, and intends to at some point have them all assassinated - whenever he can find adventurers who don't mind going to Hell and murdering some "demons".
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OP
6/25/2025, 2:49:21 AM No.95946768
1739658332770003m
1739658332770003m
md5: 23891219dc7d59bbee597b2ee35dc3ee๐Ÿ”
To contribute and also reassure you guys that I'm here for this thread, give a waifu name and I'll tell you who they'd cosplay in a modern setting.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:50:36 AM No.95946776
>>95946768
Frank Booth
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OP
6/25/2025, 2:52:41 AM No.95946789
>>95946776
Christopher Walken from the cowbell skit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:14:02 AM No.95946905
chandler block white
chandler block white
md5: d4d4b8b3bf2c8c4a1bba864f0d85a2b2๐Ÿ”
>>95946736
Lawful evil is right.

>stat block
Pic related, I might touch it up here and there though - I made it over 2 years ago when we were still new to PF2e "just in case" and haven't touched it since.

>view on magic
He sees no reason not to embrace it as a tool like any other, although I'd say he regrets the circumstances that led to him having his powers.

>short term deals
Yes, as he's not bent on genocide and he's not foolish enough to think so aggressively that certain compromises can't be made. My PCs have compared him to Hitler but he has no interest in wiping non-humans entirely off the planet and can recognize their talents/usefulness in certain cases.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:49:23 AM No.95947074
>>95941870
I've been working away at something for this.
Any campaign stories you'd like to share or Arthur's personal tastes in women.
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OP
6/25/2025, 4:12:20 AM No.95947153
>>95941870
What level is he?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:26 AM No.95948330
Gisale and Admiral
Gisale and Admiral
md5: 628f7f8b190492bf5389dcc6faace599๐Ÿ”
>>95947074
One story that happened, the party got Arthur's home back so we're reestablishing the keep. His older brother shows back up and claimed he got amnesia. Arthur wholeheartedly believed it and left him in charge since it would be his by right. Gisela (his sister) wasn't convinced that their brother lived since she didn't see anyone escape. They had a feast to celebrate. Arthur became more cheerful and relaxed. The alleged brother then started giving positions of power to the party and tax breaks to the party. The Admiral (party rogue) was gifted all the ships they had which was the biggest red flag for Arthur. The party confronted the impostor, and it turns out he was a changeling. Which Arthur was going to kill on the spot, but Gisela stopped him and wanted the Changeling to serve as her servant to repent.

For taste in women and minor stuff from the campaign, one of the early sessions he got drunk and flirted with a barmaid. He also has a situationship with the Admiral. He finds her attractive and is admires that she's free to do whatever she wants. But he gets irritated how self-centered she is. There were a couple sessions where we went to the capital for a ball. He managed to do some flirting during that and sat down to have tea with the princesses, but I think all of it was shallow. The former was for information and the latter was hoping to get an ally.

I don't think he has a strong preference on race but I think he leans towards tomboyish women.
>>95947153
He's level 9. DM bumped us a couple levels after one session and said we were going to need it. Then he ended up being a dad, so campaign's been a long hiatus.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:53:52 PM No.95949895
Puckee caught trying to pass his paid commission as a filled request on the draw thread
>>95944529
He's a known redditor who spams his commissions throughout the board for a few years now, usually has 2-3 threads up at all times with low quality questions, even tried passing one of his commissions on the draw thread as a filled request.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92628290/#92687500
Recently a janny has been removing and banning posters for calling his spam out.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:06:33 PM No.95950392
>>95946768
Meiling
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:39 PM No.95950495
>>95946768
The Star Wars Sisters. I cannot remember their names right now.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:13:59 PM No.95951729
>>95940936
Kill yourself puckee.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:07 PM No.95951911
pirate cosplayer
pirate cosplayer
md5: 19bd62a5ba9ce4a3b0cb5013c404f805๐Ÿ”
Why dont we shut up about puckee and go back to waifucrafting?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:52:20 PM No.95952475
>>95951911
Agreed
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:19:13 PM No.95952703
>>95946685
>>95946742
>>95946905
Is the campaign in official setting or homebrew? Whatโ€™s the region around Athon like?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:48:22 PM No.95952931
SouthWest_Anudria
SouthWest_Anudria
md5: 0ed3cf7e59529b13a45f84263e1e9d09๐Ÿ”
>>95952703
Homebrew. The entire planet is geographically (roughly speaking) identical to earth. Athon, renamed to the City of Man under Chandler's rule is about where Padstow/Rock/Porthilly in our-world England is, although the river running through that area was redirected underground a looong time ago so the whole city is completely paved over but has access to the fresh water.

Here's a map for your reference, if you're curious. Some of the letters are weird because I'm autistic and made a phonetic alphabet for the world - I'll approximate them to English for this post. Highlights:
>Luthan (lower left) is the capital of the province, where the Count resides. The power structure of the country organically goes King > Count > Lord. King rules the country, Count rules a province, and Lord rules a city. One from a tier up can replace one from a tier below at will. All tiers have total authority over their respective jurisdictions, but must obey the orders and laws from a tier above unless negotiated otherwise.
>Most cities are named for their ruler, with few exceptions. Thus, Silen is ruled by Lord (Vance) Silen, Gwelen by Lord (Kroko) Gwelen, so on.
>Pretty much every random marked location in the forest is completely unknown to the residents/etc. of all cities, since those are adventure points the PCs have discovered. The notable exception to this is the ??? above the Mountain Lake, which used to be a cave housing a gold dragon until Lord Chandler got help from the Count to amass an army to deal with it - fearing it may regard humans as tyrants and take over the province or country.
>Pink dotted lines represent highways. Gwelen's highway is weird because the city walls only have one gate. The City of Man is unwalled.
>The City of Gods is filled with temples, churches, monasteries, etc. and regarded as the country's religious capital. There's something for anyone who doesn't worship an evil deity.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:00:49 AM No.95953016
skol warrior woman
skol warrior woman
md5: 3be67661bf9c252a04941238ee9a3803๐Ÿ”
>>95952703
>>95952931
>Silvercave, north of Silen, is an extensive mine which produces virtually all of this region's (and some of the neighbouring region's) silver.
>Lower Luthan isn't directly ruled by the Count despite sharing the name of the capital. He instead deferred this job to a nobleman with details I wrote somewhere but can't remember off the top of My head, and that city/area isn't super important anyway.
>Related to the adventure points in the other post, anything not either in a city or near enough to a city's borders is considered property of the Count. Thus, the mountains belong to the Count. The treasure in that dragon cave that Lord Chandler didn't bother to retrieve belongs to the Count. The Ruined Castle belongs to the Count (although he doesn't know about it). So on.
>The City of Gods is ruled by a Patron Saint, typically a Champion of a lawful good deity like Iomedae. Their responsibilities, rights, and privileges slightly differ from that of a typical Lord.
>Kovrus is an unruled hamlet, somewhat like an amish community. Legally, it would belong to Athon/City of Man, but neither Lord Athon nor Lord Chandler have any interest in exercising authority over the area. They don't even collect taxes from it.
>Silvercave is owned by Lord Silen, but the community is ran by Baron Alister Silverhand. A Baron is a step below a Lord, and would rule a small area like Silvercave or Kovrus. They must answer to and obey their Lord.
>Most cities have extra noble families aside from the rulers who are responsible for different administrative duties in the city, such as overseeing the guards or record-keeping.

I'm happy to give more details as needed, makes Me wonder what you're cooking up with all this information lmao
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:15:36 AM No.95953111
'my guy' needs a wife or 2.
Sir Gnarlkrump, orc paladin. He had a statue break during a brawl and fall onto his head. After the obvious concussion, he believes he's received a revelation to go on a Great Crusade! His theology is confusing for many, but mostly comes down to him claiming that whatever he's interested in doing at the present moment is somehow "Holy Destiny!"
Cannot read or write, but often holds up scrolls proclaiming that they reveal prophecy about his missions.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:23:26 AM No.95953919
1749864424757896
1749864424757896
md5: a5dba95d622e242cedfea8e8f213126a๐Ÿ”
Well, I'd like to ask for a waifu for my current D&D character (my only other current character already has a wife) but I already got one from this thread before, so I'm going to give back to my community first.

Three anons! Bonus points if you roll per the original rules.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.95953933
Screenshot_20250625-202508
Screenshot_20250625-202508
md5: e5a2ddcb9d165763f156aecfe27b179f๐Ÿ”
>>95953919
Reminder of said rules.
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OP
6/26/2025, 2:34:53 AM No.95953964
>>95953919
Tempted to roll myself, but I don't even have a character at the moment. You can go ahead and ask for a waifu for your current character btw, having one already doesn't disqualify you. Who was it?

Might write today, currently shittily editing a meme.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:38:33 AM No.95953982
>>95953964
It's more of a personal committment. My boy Mourning wood got like four wives, the lucky bastard.
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OP
6/26/2025, 2:52:57 AM No.95954044
Bikini-Armor-03-1162545146
Bikini-Armor-03-1162545146
md5: dffa0dcc932eba112cafc2db1b2c505e๐Ÿ”
>>95953982
AYYYY glad you're still around man. Hope he liked em. Only man whose wives wear bow string bikinis.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:12:52 AM No.95954120
BfF_mfzIEAAMRlL~2
BfF_mfzIEAAMRlL~2
md5: 259c9d59efe822d33139795fc6043b22๐Ÿ”
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>95953919
Alright, I've been here a while and I'll try and do something simple.

> Rook, the Size knight
> Daggerheart
> Guardian
A small and valorous armor knight who swore an oath to protect the innocent. Despite his diminutive stature, when he fights he strikes and defends with force that feels utterly impossible for someone so small. He calls this "the true size of a knight" and offers no explanation to it - leaving it ambiguous as to what and who exactly he is - and if the little knight seen isn't the real knight.

In terms of personality, Rook is exactly what you'd expect from a code abiding knight - honor, virtue, bravery, steadfastness, and a distinct stubbornness that can be assumed the moment he begins speaking. In a word, "Chivalrous" so long as said world is spoken with distinct enthusiastic assertion - or written in bold, ornate, overbearing font.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:25:39 AM No.95954424
>>95954120
What about his other sizes..?
OP
6/26/2025, 4:33:21 AM No.95954469
Cindy and Yuki's moms.
Cindy and Yuki's moms.
md5: 2b698cbbe7c9c0cdbbf33c64b6863b89๐Ÿ”
Behold a shit meme. Arthur anon made a lot so this is my contribution. Didn't edit Arthur's face because I don't know the name of the character he uses.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:36 AM No.95954504
>>95940108 (OP)
but what happened to my old wife number #10?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:43 AM No.95954513
image_2025-06-25_223526385
image_2025-06-25_223526385
md5: 84e60e56cf9d546dfdf06f542d25b148๐Ÿ”
>>95954044
Well, it does get hot in the underground-- especially during the Swelter pulses. Not that perpetual twilight is particularly good for tanning.

>>95954120
Ah! A knight with a heart bigger than his body. I love him. But you know who loves him more?

A Faun Brawler named Bishop. Towering over her would-be lover, this martial artist hails from a band of nomads who Rook aided during an ambush. She finds the little knight endlessly endearing and agrees strongly with his code of honor.

That said, she is a bit coarser than him from her years on the road. A touch flirty, and prone to diminutive nicknames, overly eager to face stronger foes, and a fiery temper to tame-- but she's a steadfast companion who admires Rook too much to stray far, and aspires to his valorous ways as much as to his martial prowess. She just has to learn to tame her chaos-goblin ways. She also has a hobby of making dresses out of old clothes, but keeps it a secret because it embarrasses her to admit she enjoys wearing a skirt from time to time.

She's doing her best.
Replies: >>95954553 >>95954694
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:22 AM No.95954553
image_2025-06-25_224416115
image_2025-06-25_224416115
md5: 916d43abe4b85b0f17e1105ea04f2d77๐Ÿ”
>>95954513
It's up to you how your little Guardian met this spunky fist-fighter, but she's more than eager to take their "adventuring buddies" relationship to the next level, and is not shy about pursuing it-- just a matter of how well Rook can take a hint.

Any way you slice it, she's here to stay and he's everything she wants in a boy-toy, so there's no getting out of it.

> "My knight in tiny armor, come to save me."
> "Rook, check out what I got! Whaaaat? He lost, it's a trophy!"
> "Hey, come to my tent, I wanna... polish your helmet~"
> "You kicked my knight, so I'm gonna kick-- YOUR TEETH IN!"
> "You must be tired... wanna lie down in my lap, little buddy?"
Replies: >>95954613 >>95954694
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:28 AM No.95954613
>>95954553
"Polish your helmet" is a foul euphemism
OP
6/26/2025, 5:32:36 AM No.95954694
>>95954513
>>95954553
Nta but that was quickly and well done, Bishop is based af. Great idea.
Replies: >>95954736
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:21 AM No.95954736
>>95954694
Thank you, thank you. My metaphorical doors are still open, but I will have to fulfill further requests in the morning.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:33:33 AM No.95955479
MK2
MK2
md5: a498c904e5e3020a87e083474ec56652๐Ÿ”
Y'all think about what kinks your wives have?
Replies: >>95956051 >>95956843 >>95957213 >>95965191
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:45:49 PM No.95956051
>>95955479
I just want to snuggle anon ;-;
Other Wife Anon
6/26/2025, 4:10:03 PM No.95956843
>>95955479
Originally I didn't really write too much about it, but after thinking about it I realized that what people enjoy sexually is actually an interesting bit of characterization.
So I started considering it a bit more in the rewrites I'm chipping away at.
Replies: >>95958632
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:56 PM No.95957213
Winter Is Coming Alright
Winter Is Coming Alright
md5: 84e674d1a95eece32f05c4ea138882e6๐Ÿ”
>>95954469
Its Nice From Hamatora. Im pretty sure i just picked that dude cause Headphones+ Bandage cause bro got the *shit* beat out of him originally.

Also jesus christ do they want more kids/grandkids? The man can only do so much in one day!

>>95953919
>>95953982
Its fine man, I stick my gundam dude in here for the dumb challenge, I dont anyones taken offense to that so far.

>>95955479
I dont to think about how many things Arthurs girls awakened in him with theirs. The man's barely holding the feralness back on a good day.
Replies: >>95960048
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:38 PM No.95958382
these threads slow asf
Replies: >>95959623
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:12:00 PM No.95958632
>>95956843
Ryou-Anon here. I really enjoyed Hoki, which that other Anon made, but I am still interested to see what you're coming up with too.
Replies: >>95960843
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:48:28 PM No.95958861
image_2025-06-26_153039940
image_2025-06-26_153039940
md5: f84b2a8415a1c6791a6e23f9b816ec30๐Ÿ”
Still going to keep making wives for two more anons interested, but I thought I could drop my current character in the meantime.

> Tobias "Tobi" Clockwell
> Reborn
> Clockwork Soul Sorcerer

> After waking up in an abandoned laboratory surrounded by blueprints for clockwork organs, Tobias quickly put together that he was a created being-- a sentient mechanism designed for a purpose. His creator was a prodigious young artificer named Gabriel Knightly, who used his own body as the vessel for his greatest creation.

> Tobias is connected to the setting equivalent of Mechanus via his clockwork innards, granting him magic that affects the order of the universe in very small ways. His spells cause audible clockwork noises, conjure phantom mechanisms, and occasionally give his skin a brassy sheen.

> As he's technically an undead/construct, he doesn't need air or food or sleep-- but he does rest occasionally and try to access the memories Gabriel's body seems to maintain.

> Tobias has a personality full of childlike wonder and eager-to-please enthusiasm, often willing to help a friend and insistent on following through with his commitments no matter what. He's curious, organized, and puts a great deal of faith in others-- too much, really. He can be awfully naive, but not stupid.

> He's also incredibly charismatic, on account of Gabriel having been a skinny, handsome young man who took good care of himself. The surgical scars don't do much to detract from this appearance, nor do the metal rivets, staples and plates throughout his body, but they do give him an uncanny and intimidating appearance when his more robotic behaviors show through. He's also, in contrast to his cheerful persona, rather apathetic about life and ending it. Really, the thing that matters most to him is working out what he's supposed to do-- and doing it. But he's also enjoying being a living being, in the meantime.
Replies: >>95959140
OP
6/26/2025, 10:30:03 PM No.95959140
>>95958861
Roll the dice brother.
Replies: >>95960870
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:49:43 PM No.95959623
>>95958382
Takes time to write wives
Replies: >>95960171
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:58:51 AM No.95960043
Rolled 4 (1d10)

Here's my character. I'm not so much trying to get him a waifu (though I will take as many as the wifeanons give me) as I am trying to flesh out the drow princess and how he escaped his incarceration. The setting is Forgotten Realms and the system is Pathfinder 1e.

Name: Carlis Truesilver
Age: 38
Alignment: LG

Backstory:
>Born a middle child from a knight family in Cormyr, Carlis decided to join the church of the Red Knight, goddess of strategy. Eventually he became a paladin and gained an officer's rank.

>Upon gaining his first position of command, he lead his company in a campaign against Hoouse Vandree, a minor drow house. Due to tactical errors on his part, his company was decimated and he was taken captive by the drow.

>House Vandree realized that a paladin was the perfect weapon against rival drow houses, and elevated him from a simple slave to House Assassin.

>Despite being used as a killer and plaything by evil drow, Carlis managed to hold onto enough of his virtue that he maintained his paladin powers. In the darkness, his ability to detect evil expanded, allowing him to "see" by sensing auras.

>After years of eliminating the rivals of House Vandree, Carlis was able to escape with the help of the matron's youngest daughter. He was welcomed back to the church of the Red Knight, but demoted in rank.

>Carlis' goal is now to perfect the art of war so that he never makes such a grievous mistake again. He has vowed to regain his lost honor by crushing House Vandree, save the young drow who helped him escape.

Stats:
>Cavalier 3 (musketeer and luring cavalier archetypes) / Paladin 5 (divine hunter and virtuous bravo archetypes)

>STR:8, DEX:16, CON:12 INT:12, WIS:9, CHA:18

>Gear: Unlike most paladins, Carlis prefers to wear light armor. He carries a rapier and a flintlock pistol granted to him by his order.
Replies: >>95960052
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:00:02 AM No.95960048
>>95957213
>do they want more kids/grandkids?
I'm sure he'd hate that.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:00:46 AM No.95960052
91Gb2OXw04L._UF894,1000_QL80_
91Gb2OXw04L._UF894,1000_QL80_
md5: 176540965cb0d8d4793d4f79d3ee020a๐Ÿ”
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>95960043
Forgot pic. Was imagining him as kind of a grim swashbuckler-type character. First roll doesn't count, right?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:18:40 AM No.95960171
>>95959623
no
Replies: >>95960843
Other Wife Anon
6/27/2025, 3:14:27 AM No.95960843
>>95960171
Takes time to write good wives that fit lore, setting, and general character vibe. Not to mention the more prominent deliverers put a decent amount of effort into finding appropriate art as well.
And considering everything being done in this thread is pro-bono it takes a little extra time.

Any brainlet can do what >>95943602 did and make a zero effort joke about a hot chick, but most of the writing in these threads has been fairly high effort and fleshed out. OP as well as all of the other contributors have done good stuff.

>>95958632
Also yeah I gotta finish her up, working on an essay for class right now and after that I'll probably take another crack at her.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:18:39 AM No.95960870
>>95959140
AH! Right you are. My mistake.
Replies: >>95960878
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:19:39 AM No.95960878
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>95960870
Fucked it up. Goddamnit.
Replies: >>95960965
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:34:47 AM No.95960965
>>95960878
OH BABY A DOUBLE
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:04:38 AM No.95961100
>>95953016
I had a couple ideas for him. I'm just not sure what direction to go with.
Replies: >>95961122
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:10:29 AM No.95961122
ladyknight
ladyknight
md5: 775c4742bbb25b53de6adf622dfcd239๐Ÿ”
>>95961100
Roll a die and let fate decide.
Replies: >>95961271
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:41:48 AM No.95961271
>>95953016
>>95961122
Hopefully last couple of questions, how many other races occupy the area/world? Like do any other races hold power in the kingdom ?
Replies: >>95961513 >>95961521
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:40:02 AM No.95961513
>>95961271
Humans are the dominant species of the country, but there are a minority of elves, dwarves, halflings, and the occasional gnome - typically descended from a family displaced by the efforts of conquest. There is also a very, VERY small number of dragonborn around - but they would number in the single digits across a whole province.
Replies: >>95961521
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:41:45 AM No.95961521
>>95961271
>>95961513
PS

No species other than human could be accurately stated to hold "power" over the country. There may be the exceptionally rare elven nobleman in a city somewhere, but it's unlikely he would be able to effect substantial change in the country.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:27:12 PM No.95965191
>>95955479
Rolling for shits and giggles
Replies: >>95965200
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:28:13 PM No.95965200
Rolled 12, 7, 12, 4, 2, 10 = 47 (6d12)

>>95965191
Replies: >>95966887 >>95968510
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:39:59 AM No.95966887
>>95965200
Could've been worse...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:53:43 AM No.95968510
>>95965200
That's a lot of shits and giggles Anon... are you okay??
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:57:33 AM No.95969349
1a2a1189-a92f-43aa-8f2e-03739827fb69
1a2a1189-a92f-43aa-8f2e-03739827fb69
md5: bcde7837d435b9fcd028fa806130dd76๐Ÿ”
>>95946685
Lady Claudia Rugeila, the second-born of a minor noble family in Gwelen, grew up immersed in her family's duties: managing local taxes and preventing fraud. From a young age, she displayed an extraordinary gift for discerning lies, a talent that quickly made her the family's de facto enforcer. She became adept at hunting criminals from the petty tax evaders and criminals who dared to steal Silen's silver.

The deposition of Lord Athon and the subsequent rise of Lord Chandler greatly intrigued the Rugeila family. Seeking to forge a connection with the new Lord, they ordered Claudia to keep a close watch on Chandler.

Upon arriving at the newly christened City of Man, Claudia offered her services directly to Lord Chandler. To earn his trust, she revealed a family audacious enough to harbor halflings in their home. She pledged to use her unique skills to root out dissidents and advance Chandler's objectives.

Personality: Claudia's straightforward and blunt. She's a woman of her word and takes joy in removing enemies of state. Claudia views herself as a tool to be used. Her interest in Victor Chandler originated from as a way for her family to gain power but she's become interested in how far Chandler's ambitions will take him.

Age: 26
Height: 1.5 meters
Hair: Black
Eye: Yellow
Weight: 68 kg
Measurements: Bust 85cm, waist 57cm, hips 83cm
I'm not super familiar with Pathfinder but cursory glances at rules I intended her to be a hybrid of Interrogator and Fighter. The other ideas I had originally was a human that was enslaved or slighted by some other species so she became super dedicated to his cause(which morphed into Claudia), a half-elf that's just an uncle tom because her elven side slighted her so she's helping Victor to spite them, and then an elf foreigner that would aid Victor for some sort of long term goal. The elf/half-elf idea more was more because in my group the most racist character ends up being a race traitor.
Replies: >>95970423 >>95981113
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:01:14 PM No.95970423
>>95969349
that's a slop isn't it
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:57:43 AM No.95974309
>>95946768
Eva?
Replies: >>95975208
OP
6/29/2025, 4:11:18 AM No.95975050
Twins
Twins
md5: 9183beae7fadbbaeb3e7c06934b03fc5๐Ÿ”
>>95950495
Vicky and Vera Perletrader? That's a blast from the past, glad someone remembers them! Off the top of my head I like the idea of them doing their hair up 80s style to do a Puma Sisters cosplay, and I could definitely see them doing Rikku from FFX.
OP
6/29/2025, 4:40:20 AM No.95975208
Amazing Chest Ahead
Amazing Chest Ahead
md5: 015832e7f2ef1f435e53a627942dae6f๐Ÿ”
>>95974309
She'd be able to cosplay any character using Disguise Self or Alter Self. She'd use the former for cosplay where the outfit is the most important part (a good Malenia armor is hard to get) and the latter for when it's only the body and the outfit itself is easily done (a good Lara Croft outfit is easy, she'd never fit in one in her normal body though). I could particularly see her going to a convention as Malenia (almost purely to get Ordus in a Let Me Solo Her outfit, and partially to show off that she can handle a sword) or Gwynevere from Dark Souls (wouldn't have to alter her looks or figure, just get the outfit), probably with Chosen Undead Ordus to complete the look.
Replies: >>95988658
OP
6/29/2025, 4:55:49 AM No.95975285
Meiling
Meiling
md5: 89ec0470bb7410424dcae0f87ae52761๐Ÿ”
>>95950392
Asami Sato and Tifa Lockhart of course (they're both beautiful dark haired martial artist girls, and Asami is rich), but she'd also love a good Lara Croft, and possibly Wonder Woman. She has the body for all four, and the confidence.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:35 AM No.95980995
bump
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:47 AM No.95981113
witchy lady
witchy lady
md5: 57983fed0d3398bfd1de60e7eff09ea4๐Ÿ”
>>95969349
Haha booby measurement, nice

She seems like good NPC material but doesn't ring much as waifu to Me. It doesn't seem like she and Victor have any sort of bond aside from her observing/helping him professionally.

>half-elf uncle tom
KEK funny you say that because the one non-human Victor allowed to stay was a half-elf servant of his who usually answers his door for him. Like Victor, he has no sincere "hatred" for elves, but he lives in human lands and finds it just makes sense to align himself with humans.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:03:50 AM No.95981438
>>95940936
Thoughts?
Replies: >>95981467 >>95989122
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:08:21 AM No.95981467
>>95981438
Who are you asking? Who is this a waifu for?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:16:44 AM No.95981513
>>95940945
ST 9, really?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:42:54 AM No.95982204
I don't get how this thread works. Should I offer one of my characters up for you to find a wife for him? Or is my duty to assign wives to other characters?
Replies: >>95982377
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:24:51 AM No.95982377
>>95982204
No duty necessary. Here are the rules:

>>95953933

Just submit a character with information about him and roll 1d10. Feel free to list anything you'd like in him or her to get in a potential spouse.
Replies: >>95982522
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:53:28 AM No.95982522
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>95982377
Alright here goes nothing.

Vys Draugh-bod, escaped from his noble family and assumed the identity of Randall. The Draugh-bods are technically bodyguards, a knight house tasked with the protection of the royal family. Despite their pretense of honor, the Draugh-bod are cruel and pigheaded, which lead Vys, who was a scholar at heart, to run away in the pursuit of other ways to perfect his art as a warrior. He joined a mercenary house, then a bunch of stuff happened, was killed through torture, hunger and thirst, came back to life, travelled the world trying to save it, and is currently on the cusp of defeating Strahd.

I think I described him as sort of an asshole but he's actually pretty concerned about the wellness of others, someone you'd call lawful good. He values knowledge but not above the common good, and he prizes his prowess as a warrior but not to the point that he is vainglorious.

Let's see what the die has to say.
Replies: >>95983044
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:41 AM No.95983044
>>95982522
What's his class? Is he a human? How old is he? What weapon does be use? What level is he?
Replies: >>96003881
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:00:31 AM No.95988658
>>95975208
>handle a sword
Isn't she a wizard?
Replies: >>95989050
OP
7/1/2025, 3:16:23 AM No.95989050
>>95988658
>Class: 1st level Rogue, 2nd level Fighter, 6th level Wizard [Conjuration school]
>Race: Half Elf [+2Cha, +1 Wis, +1 Int]
>Background: Criminal
>52 HP
>Str 7
>Dex 13
>Con 13
>Int 16
>Wis 15
>Cha 18

Multiclass. If Malenia's katana is dex based Eva would get a +4 to use it, which is better than a town guard or bandit at least. In one level she'll be as good as a minmaxed starting character, better if her next ASI bumps her Dex and Con up to 14. Con and Wis or a feat might be better though. Idk. I might roll a combat some time to see how she'd go.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:30:03 AM No.95989122
>>95981438
Kill yourself.
Replies: >>95989253
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:59:12 AM No.95989253
>>95989122
you first faggot lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:18 AM No.95995537
1739810300766506
1739810300766506
md5: b302ac3d2c924bb4c039fc5b506ce325๐Ÿ”
I was rereading a waifu, it got me thinking: does 5e have a school of gravity magic?
Replies: >>95996505
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:51 AM No.95996505
>>95995537
I think one of the Matt Mercer books did something with that so itโ€™s technically official.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:04:24 PM No.96000665
These threads might as well be dead desu. Had a good run but it's joever
Replies: >>96001253
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:41:10 PM No.96000951
>>95952931
I recognised Cornwall immediately. What a beautiful place to run an adventure (unless it's changeover day).
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:22:29 PM No.96001253
>>96000665
Yeah looks like theyโ€™ve run out of steam
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:03:50 AM No.96001987
>>95944529
A redditor who spams his commissions on /tg/
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:57:30 AM No.96003881
>>95983044
I really should have replied to this. This is 3.5 so he's a human fighter with levels in Warblade and Eternal Blade (don't ask). He's level 13 currently, his weapon of choice is the spiked chain - a weapon through which he has learned to overcome stronger enemies using his wits rather than brute force. (Before I am accused of min-maxing, my guy has something like 16 to INT, 12 to STR and 14 to DEX. I am flavormaxxing).
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:24:28 AM No.96010241
Bumping for wives
Replies: >>96012882
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:30:16 AM No.96010261
Lol
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:03:26 PM No.96012882
>>96010241
Never gonna happen. These threads are done. Nobody has characters and nobody's writing wives, nor is any general discussion about the subject going on.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:26:51 PM No.96013033
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>Anneth
>Level 7 Drovier Druid
>Half Elf
>Background: Acolyte
>STR 8
>DEX 14
>CON 13
>INT 10
>WIS 16
>CHA 12

Mostly carefree, but focused on her mission of spreading life through the devastated wastelands by planting trees and grass. The Great Tree spoke to her , telling her this mission was vital even planet saving. She acts as support, and occasionally a guide. Her favored weapon is the staffsling. Not opposed to eating meats, but doesn't like sour or tart foods.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:12:52 PM No.96020217
saving you from death
Replies: >>96020234
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:15:17 PM No.96020234
>>96020217
Stop bumping this shit you retard. It was a fun thread the first couple of times but doesn't need to continue on forever. Let this shit die and try again in a couple of weeks/months.
Replies: >>96029633
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:08:56 AM No.96029633
>>96020234
Oh don't be like that. There's nothing wrong with keeping things that people actually give a shit about around. You can complain about the endless spam threads that deserve to die instead of threads like this.
Replies: >>96030474 >>96036080
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:45:23 AM No.96030474
>>96029633
this thread deserves to die you faggot
Replies: >>96031091
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:03:41 PM No.96031091
>>96030474
Then why are you bumping it, anon?
Replies: >>96036080
OP
7/8/2025, 3:59:48 AM No.96036080
1750885604692280
1750885604692280
md5: 83c05969dc2b38ca3df363f301e127f5๐Ÿ”
>>96029633
>>96031091
I appreciate it anon but I'm just going to bump this thread this last time myself to announce a brief hiatus. Everyone's too busy for it at the moment, and a bit burned out, myself included, so I'll give it maybe a week or so, then post a new one once I have four finished requests to post in succession. It'll give time for people to miss it if they're going to, and taking the pressure off for a little will free up creativity.

>tldr: this message is the last bump I'll give this thread, please let it drop off the board everyone, save any ideas for it and I'll see you guys when I make a new thread, please don't make a new one for me.