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/mtg/ - Magic: the Gathering General
Aqqat Edition

>Bans
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>News
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CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
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CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
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https://mtg.wtf/
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https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
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>WotC's War Crimes
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https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>95932720

>TQ
Favorite flavor text?
Anonymous No.95940935 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Anonymous No.95940950 [Report] >>95940959 >>95942548 >>95949145
This was my first time making a custom token, do you think $60 was too much to charge? It took about three and a half hours to draw.
>>95940902 (OP)
>>TQ
>Favorite flavor text?
Definitely Squirrel Dealer's.
>"You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."
Anonymous No.95940955 [Report] >>95940966 >>95941433
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70154&f=PREM
98 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70075&f=PREM
128 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69859&f=PREM
177 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69584&f=PREM
78 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69543&f=PREM
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279 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68163&f=PREM
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84 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68956&f=PREM
66 players

Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...
Anonymous No.95940957 [Report]
I’m thinking about getting into pauper, can someone suggest a decent Boros aggro budget build?

Also how the hell is the high tide deck so good? Like what is the wincon? Make your opponent deck themselves?
Anonymous No.95940959 [Report]
>>95940950
Yes. $10 is reasonable imo
Anonymous No.95940966 [Report]
>>95940955
This
Anonymous No.95940967 [Report]
>TQ
This is really an impossible question because so much depth was added to the game through vague flavor text that gave you pointers about the setting rather than hamfistedly telling you what the setting was. You can clearly see how the Souls games were influenced in their storytelling through similar use of vague flavor text.
Anonymous No.95940994 [Report] >>95941075 >>95941106
Why did they make Fighter a girl? Isn't that kind of offensive?
Anonymous No.95941042 [Report] >>95941160
>TQ
Anonymous No.95941057 [Report]
>TQ
"It goes hard" as the younglings say these days
Anonymous No.95941069 [Report] >>95945816
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
probably one of my favourite cards in general honestly
Anonymous No.95941075 [Report]
>>95940994
Women are disgusting and violent
Anonymous No.95941106 [Report]
>>95940994
>FF set art looks like dogshit
>western artist
Every fucking time.
Anonymous No.95941160 [Report]
>>95941042
>exile cutter for 2 mana
A tall order
Anonymous No.95941244 [Report]
>TQ
Anonymous No.95941257 [Report]
>TQ
Anonymous No.95941262 [Report] >>95946298
>>95940902 (OP)
>tq
Still don't quite understand it
Anonymous No.95941307 [Report] >>95941314 >>95941387
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Anonymous No.95941314 [Report]
>>95941307
Holy based.
Anonymous No.95941387 [Report]
>>95941307
Your favorite flavor text is "poole"? And it's in the card art for some reason?
Anonymous No.95941392 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Wasn't sure which one I should pic, I personally prefer Skin Invasion more but Delver is really iconic. Reminds me of the days when novelty sets were actually exciting to people, even if they weren't that deep. Next time we go to Innistrad all the major characters will probably be wearing mediocre 18th-century costumes with some stupid side quest to complete that makes Shadows Over Innistrad look Shakespearean in comparison.
Anonymous No.95941433 [Report] >>95942295
>>95940955
Back to Brazil with you.
Anonymous No.95941451 [Report] >>95941475 >>95941506 >>95941526 >>95941625 >>95941746
You fucking gayniggers lied to me. All the FF cards increased in price.
Anonymous No.95941475 [Report]
>>95941451
I'm not surprised the surge foils kept going up, but the fact that normal Cloud and Sephiroth went up is kinda weird to me. It also seems weird that normal Traveling Chocobo is still $30, it does very little outside bird tribal. At least Cornelia, the most relevant card for standard, went from $15 to $10.
Anonymous No.95941502 [Report]
I like FIN draft because i can force UR and win
Anonymous No.95941506 [Report]
>>95941451
Only the souped up foils and borderless. The rate that the surge foil Sephiroth, Yuna, Cloud and Tifa ones are hilariously absurd because what do you mean theyre already at $600 and theyll never do another print run?
Anonymous No.95941526 [Report]
>>95941451
>goyslop consoomer tards paying whale money for overinflated hatcha cardboard because their pet IP funko pop is on it
Hasbro about to run the biggest bag in the history of TCG’s and leave JOTC holding the door on the way out.
Anonymous No.95941535 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Believe in the ideal, not the idol.
Anonymous No.95941540 [Report] >>95941548 >>95941570 >>95941633 >>95941659
The FF set was the most disappointed I think I've ever been playing this game. Sure the cards were great and having FF be part of mtg is fantastic but fuck everything else about it. Investment faggots need to get the rope for ruining these hobbies. Before this set came out the most expensive card I ever got was less than $100 and now because of these cocksuckers cards are selling for hundreds if not thousands of dollars. I just wanted some cool foil treated cards with my fav FF characters on them (mainly Tifa because I've jerked off to her hundreds of times) but I sure as shit am not paying hundreds of dollars for her surge foil card. That shits absurd. Fuck all this I'm going to bust a nut to tifa and be done with this FF set.
Anonymous No.95941548 [Report] >>95941555
>>95941540
Oy vey be sure to drop more shekels for Spider-Man and Avatar on your way back goyim!
Anonymous No.95941555 [Report]
>>95941548
Fuck Marvel. That shit sucks. After EoE I'm done until Lorwyn.
Anonymous No.95941570 [Report] >>95941578
>>95941540
>Investment faggots need to get the rope for ruining these hobbies.
Who? The people who produce the cards or ones that buy them? This is just supply and demand nigga, prices are high cuz sealed is expensive and everyone is buying singles
Anonymous No.95941578 [Report] >>95941585
>>95941570
Investment faggot detected. Rope immediately.
Anonymous No.95941585 [Report]
>>95941578
Cardboard isn't an "investment", if WoTC wanted to run down prices they could
Anonymous No.95941625 [Report]
>>95941451
I figured that was going to happen when I looked back at that halo foil Elspeth, Storm Slayer card.
Anonymous No.95941633 [Report]
>>95941540
Green Tifa is pretty cheap for a surge foil.
Anonymous No.95941659 [Report] >>95941704
>>95941540
get good fakes and undermine the market
Anonymous No.95941704 [Report]
>>95941659
there was a kid at my lgs with a playset of hatsune miku snapcasters in his pimped-out grixis wizards deck.
nobody called him on it because who gives a shit. take that however you want.
Anonymous No.95941746 [Report] >>95941859
>>95941451
Are you stupid? Did you genuinely think the hype over Final fucking Fantasy cards was overblown?
Anonymous No.95941760 [Report]
I can't believe I didn't see this before
Anonymous No.95941772 [Report] >>95941823 >>95941855 >>95941857 >>95941859 >>95941889
Imagine having the temerity to suggest that PAPER slop filled with spiderman and avatar and other slop is "real magic" while you pay $1400 for a single box of collectors Final Fantasy: A Square Enix Production
While you could play magic the way it was meant to be played
Anonymously, without any social interaction, against people who may or may not be bots and will never be able to appreciate the sheer buttslapping you gave them
Anonymous No.95941823 [Report] >>95941853 >>95941862
>>95941772
But unironigally.
Anonymous No.95941846 [Report]
the local tournament centre is trying out a new "pick 2" draft format for Final Fantasy. the rewards will be a bit increased for the first one this Friday, should I go?
3 rounds, $25 entry fee (3 FF packs)
2-1: $15 + promo pack
1-2: $5
(I assume paper drafts are soft for this set and that 2-1 is pretty free, even at one of the best card shops in the world)
Anonymous No.95941853 [Report]
>>95941823
see these games look FUN
People actually playing jank decks being matched up against each other. Convoke tokens and cheerios and a boom box + duplicator loop
meanwhile back in paper magic:

>a pro tour player goes 8-8-0 in 16 games of izzet cori steel mirror matches and not a single other deck seen in any of his games
Anonymous No.95941855 [Report] >>95941857
>>95941772
paper players pay $1000 for a Collector's Box
meanwhile WotC gives me, an arena-only draftgod, a Collector's Box for free for playing an hour of sealed
Anonymous No.95941857 [Report] >>95941869
>>95941772
>>95941855
Based urzatard, /mtg/s greatest lolcow
Anonymous No.95941859 [Report] >>95941873
>>95941746
It is overblown and you're an idiot.

>>95941772
Arena literally started the fake card trend. And what's worse is they just created it by stealing mechanics from Hearthstone and changing the names. Also Arena cheats to force you to lose a minimum of 50% of games, which makes it literally unplayable.
Anonymous No.95941862 [Report]
>>95941823
lol fuck you for finding the secret best avatar on arena
I got him during Eldraine in honour of his Stronghold card. have almost never seen another one.
Anonymous No.95941869 [Report]
>>95941857
that schizoid is quite literally a teenage favella muchacho who only plays arena-only meme formats with alchemy cards against starter deck-tier noobs.
if you mention draft/limited in the thread he has a meltdown.
Anonymous No.95941873 [Report] >>95941897
>>95941859
if you're losing a "minimum of 50%" of your games on Arena you are absolutely terrible at MTG
Anonymous No.95941889 [Report] >>95941907
>>95941772
But that shit is on both Arena and tabletop Magic.
Anonymous No.95941897 [Report] >>95942044
>>95941873
Don't try to gaslight, bot. We've run the numbers. And it's been done by enough people enough times at this point, you have no breathing room left for plausible deniability.
Anonymous No.95941907 [Report]
>>95941889
Yes but if I play ponza in tabletop magic some tranny is going to have a shit fit rage episode
Anonymous No.95941935 [Report] >>95941941 >>95941943
I want to draft an old set (I stopped playing in like 2006) with my buddy, is there a set thats not crazy expensive I could buy seeled packs from? I dont care about value of the cards or how it plays really, just need that nostalgia.
Anonymous No.95941941 [Report]
>>95941935
forgot pic. was my favorite card, mine had crimping on the top from when they sealed the pack.
Anonymous No.95941943 [Report]
>>95941935
Don't give JotC money now. They're just scammers at this point and the game is no longer worth playing. If you can find old core sets for cheap before 2015 buy those if you must.
Anonymous No.95941987 [Report] >>95941996
hows pauper these days? Are meme strategies like madness still super pushed when compared to honest control?
Anonymous No.95941996 [Report] >>95942017
>>95941987
Do you like degenerate uninteractive combo decks that take a single 5 minute turn and end with drawing their entire deck and milling out the opponent?
Anonymous No.95942017 [Report]
>>95941996
right, high tide got unbanned, guess im staying clear from the format then
Anonymous No.95942044 [Report] >>95942102
>>95941897
You have a negative winrate vs some of the worst magic players in the world.
Lol
Anonymous No.95942055 [Report]
Some cards seriously need to be banned in red across all formats.
Anonymous No.95942066 [Report]
naw we need more alchemy

Tome of the Forbidden {2}
Artifact (R)
{2},{T}: Conjure a banned card into your hand
Anonymous No.95942102 [Report]
>>95942044
Arena is a 1 player game.
Anonymous No.95942155 [Report] >>95942182 >>95942188 >>95942201 >>95942207 >>95942214 >>95942620 >>95942795 >>95944090
>pay onlyfans producer to promote your game
>this happens
Anonymous No.95942182 [Report]
>>95942155
I assume that's a man dressed as a woman, right?
Anonymous No.95942188 [Report]
>>95942155
lol that name.
>I can't believe Quite Evilman would do such a thing
Anonymous No.95942201 [Report]
>>95942155
Water!?
Good heavens!
Anonymous No.95942207 [Report]
>>95942155
I have to do the same thing to my wife otherwise she'd never drink anything but coffee and energy drinks
Anonymous No.95942214 [Report] >>95942223
>>95942155
How many of these people are trans?
Anonymous No.95942223 [Report] >>95942252 >>95942291
>>95942214
Its mtg, the non-trannies are a rare breed
Anonymous No.95942252 [Report] >>95942272
>>95942223
I didn't see a single one in MGC Amsterdam, it it really a big thing in the US or is it just 4chan hyperbole?
Anonymous No.95942272 [Report]
>>95942252
A fair chunk at LGS in Aus. Not just a meme in some places unfortunately
Anonymous No.95942281 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
Anonymous No.95942287 [Report] >>95942292 >>95943035
>>95940902 (OP)
we need more black girls in STEM
Anonymous No.95942291 [Report]
>>95942223
It depends. From my experience there is a lot of female players (1/3rd of the playerbase) but none of them want to play competitively or with random people.
Anonymous No.95942292 [Report]
>>95942287
Fuck that, we need more owls.
Anonymous No.95942295 [Report]
>>95941433
He did it again!
He called the ritual poster a BR!
Everyone clap for him!
Anonymous No.95942298 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
Anonymous No.95942322 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
mandatory
Anonymous No.95942324 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
Anonymous No.95942474 [Report]
jesus this poor guy
Anonymous No.95942548 [Report]
>>95940950
What is on his back and what is he leaning on. It looks like he's in a gaming chair but standing up and leaning at the same time. I would not pay $0.06 for this.
Anonymous No.95942556 [Report] >>95942567 >>95942652
>read the story expecting gay cringe space shit

>It's just fucking Aetherdrift with a space skin
wow, Wizards. Amazing.
Anonymous No.95942567 [Report] >>95942636
>>95942556
Please tell us how exactly it's similar to Aetherdrift.
Anonymous No.95942620 [Report]
>>95942155
As expected.
Anonymous No.95942636 [Report] >>95942661
>>95942567
It's literally just Aetherdrift.
Anonymous No.95942652 [Report]
>>95942556
I don't know why anyone would think it wasn't going to get DFT tier trash
Anonymous No.95942661 [Report] >>95942664
>>95942636
So you see 1 (one) vaguely car-shaped thing, that is stored in a vault of a spacefaring civilization, one 1 (one) art and call it Aetherdrift?
Anonymous No.95942664 [Report] >>95942680 >>95942685
>>95942661
lmao @ shills who must embarrass themselves defending every shit idea WotC spews out
Anonymous No.95942680 [Report] >>95942683 >>95942912
>>95942664
I'm still waiting for a logical explanation abouthow it's similar to aetherdrift.
Anonymous No.95942683 [Report] >>95942688
>>95942680
You can keep waiting. I don't mind.
Anonymous No.95942685 [Report] >>95942697
>>95942664
>I'm a stupid parroting memes at the internet
>But It's not like Aetherdrift...
>Haha shills shills shills!!
You are fucking pathetic faggot.
Anonymous No.95942688 [Report] >>95942697
>>95942683
We know you are just a negative IQ idiot, keep spouting buzzwords.
Anonymous No.95942697 [Report]
>>95942685
>>95942688
Like pottery, out the woodwork they come.
Anonymous No.95942723 [Report] >>95942728 >>95942734 >>95943090 >>95943807
>Civilization sealed off from the rest of the multiverse
>somehow still have preferred pronouns
Elemayo
Anonymous No.95942728 [Report] >>95942827 >>95942972
>>95942723
Why can't they just be normal and call him a he? It's clearly a man in the image
Anonymous No.95942734 [Report] >>95942788
>>95942723
Every single culture no matter how isolated MUST, MUST, ABSOLUTELY MUST conform to modern Earth politics, without exceptions. FOR FAR TOO LONG, FANTASY, AS A GENRE WAS USED AS A WAY TO REFLECT HOW THE PRIVILEGED WISHED THE WORLD WAS. This is how we stop Fantasy from representing the political viewpoints of those in powe-....

Wait a second...
Anonymous No.95942770 [Report] >>95942805
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Many who cross Sorin’s path come down with a sudden and fatal case of being-in-the-way-of-a-millennia-old-vampire.
Anonymous No.95942788 [Report] >>95942792
>>95942734
>I can't immerse myself in a fantasy setting unless it also hates the exact the same minorities I hate
>but it's everyone else who's pushing politics into the hobby
Anonymous No.95942792 [Report]
>>95942788
Sorry, what?
Are you schizophrenic?
Anonymous No.95942795 [Report] >>95946741
>>95942155
Anonymous No.95942805 [Report]
>>95942770
>Many werewolves who cross Avacyn's church come down with a sudden case of angry-at-a-collar-especially-the-symbol-of-her-church
Anonymous No.95942827 [Report]
>>95942728
He was too white presenting and we can't have that.
Anonymous No.95942899 [Report] >>95942935 >>95942987
>>95940902 (OP)
>Aqqat
Sounds like something from Age of Sigmar.
Anonymous No.95942912 [Report]
>>95942680
>vehicle set except they don't call them vehicles
>not similar to aetherdrift
reminder that aetherdrift itself already was laying the groundwork for this set, with one of the teams being a bunch of space-faring robots.
Anonymous No.95942935 [Report]
>>95942899
Sqqat is a 40k dwarf
Anonymous No.95942972 [Report]
>>95942728
>having a straight blond guy in [current year]
Anonymous No.95942987 [Report] >>95943007
>>95942899
>cage of smegma
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.95943007 [Report]
>>95942987
Fuck even in this dying game you can fight a butthurted grog. Disgusting.
Anonymous No.95943020 [Report] >>95944365
Do any of these cards synergize well with the Scions and Spellcasting deck? I'm really pretty casual at this game and just play it socially (usually with just one of the 40k precons) but I grabbed a few single to spruce up the deck a little bit or because I thought they were cool in FF14. Too bad Zodiark's like 5 black mana because the odds of drawing that without swapping out a bunch of lands for lands that are black and another type seem pretty slim. Zenos and Bahamut seem like fun win conditions and it seems dumb not to have Hydaelyn in a FF14 deck

My usual strategy at a table of 4 is to pretend to be retarded and like I have no idea how to play the game while someone else draws aggro and they start murdering each other and then doing a backstab at the opportune moment
Anonymous No.95943035 [Report]
>>95942287
>Creature -- Demon Wizard
Anonymous No.95943090 [Report] >>95943139
>>95942723
Why does the civilization sealed off from the rest of the multiverse have humans at all?
Anonymous No.95943106 [Report] >>95944110
>Screaming Nemesis deleting every life gain deck from the game
>Cutter deleting every deck that can't both remove artifacts and grind infinite value from the game.
quality design
Anonymous No.95943139 [Report] >>95943511
>>95943090
>why does this plane has humans in it?
It's all the same question. Either humans are a universal constant, or something dissiminates them. We know for sure that both fomori and eldrazi were present in and outside of the multiverse, so they can be viable culprits.
Anonymous No.95943153 [Report] >>95943233 >>95943414 >>95946184
The concept of this set is dumb as shit.
Anonymous No.95943226 [Report] >>95944142
For far too long, fantasy, as a genre...
Anonymous No.95943233 [Report]
>>95943153
welcome to current day Mtg design
Anonymous No.95943404 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
nearly every card in the original kamigawa block
Anonymous No.95943414 [Report]
>>95943153
Not as stupid as the whole UB idea and we are getting 3 sets this year and 3 sets next year anon. It's JOEVER.
Anonymous No.95943450 [Report] >>95943469 >>95943528
Episode 2/11 of EOE's main story. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/edge-of-eternities-episode-2
>We're still on the weird timeline framing device, whatever that means
>Sami and Tan are exploring that colony, and on closer inspection, it's still in its prefab state, 'connected' but not truly lived in
>So why are the lights on like people live there?
>Tan uses his Kav vibration senses to determine that there's some kind of industrial machinery operating near the center of town
>They theorise that maybe the colony's just being operated remotely, which Sami thinks WOULD explain it all
>Sami further theorises that the Metalman is the one who switched this on, mining for stuff, the machines found something they can't identify so he sent them
>Tan smells food, and Sami goes "oh goddammit somebody got here before us"
>They try to sneak up on whoever this is, theorising and all
>Sami gets up close to where the smell's coming from, near a window
>Sami pokes their head up a bit too high and the house's automated sensors detect them and loudly welcome them to the premises
>And nothing happens
>Sami looks up the house on their devices, and determines the house is three years old, yet the family it was built for never showed up
>Sami looks through the window now, and notices a family table, with dinner set up, but nobody there, like somebody was disappeared in the middle of making things
>The house helpfully chimes in that its inhabitants aren't home
>They explore further and find similar instances everywhere, like everybody just up and vanished, but they were also never there in the first place
>Tan connects to the colony's central computing blob, and Sami asks if it thinks it has a population, and it doesn't seem to think anybody's ever been there
>It also doesn't seem to think it's being operated remotely
>Sami comes across a train track, and is struck silent upon seeing a strange sight
Anonymous No.95943469 [Report] >>95943515
>>95943450
>blah blah blah niggers in space defiling white mana, no caucasians in sight, laser gun pew pew
There, I just saved you a whole minute in an endless sea of nonwhite kikery
Anonymous No.95943511 [Report] >>95943593
>>95943139
>Either humans are a universal constant
They're not. Just check Lorwyn.
Anonymous No.95943515 [Report] >>95944107
>>95943469
You're not even white. Why do you care?
Anonymous No.95943528 [Report] >>95943654 >>95943970
>>95943450
>A bunch of slipsuits, all empty, but with rebreathers turned on like they were in use
>Sami reaches out bare-handed to feel one, it feels wet, like sweat
>Samis says these were used suits, as recently as minutes ago, by the feel of things
>The viy (the central computing thing) says it was just a storage container that broke open
>Sami doesn't believe it
>There's some discussion about whether or not they should just leave, they decide not to
>Tan finds an audio log in the viy's records
>It sounds like a cat
>The narrator pops in at this point to talk directly to us again, describing Mirri's daily routine on Sami's ship
>Mostly she just did cat stuff, grabbing arms, kickng them, licking people, you know
>There's a decision to look at what Tan's asking the viy, or just move on
>Tan asks about the suits, gets the prior answer
>Tan asks about the food, is told it was a rehearsal
>Tan asks why they'd use a full meal for a rehearsal, is told there was a refrigeration issue and the food would spoil anyway
>The viy continues to reiterate there are no people here
>Tan, for some reason, talks about a horror author with the viy, before Sami logs on to the conversation
>Sami tries to get it to find any non-worker life in the colony, is told there's none
>Sami asks about the atmosphere, is told it's appropriate for the projecy colony population, asks why, is told some external forces caused that, calls that out as bull
>Sami asks about supply consumption, is told there's regular automated delivery of supplies, asks why, is told because of spoilage
>Sami asks if the spoilage is consistent with a population of about 20k, is told yes, but there is no population, and the probable cause is a bacteria that arrived with the first wave of colonists
>Sami, annoyed, asks "what first wave", the viy goes "that statement was in error" and corrects itself
>Sami asks about the cat, is told there's none, says they heard one
Anonymous No.95943534 [Report] >>95943553 >>95943824
MICE UP TO 26%
CUTTER STILL STRONG AT 35%
FORMAT IS
61% CUTTER + MICE
>61% CUTTER + MICE
61% CUTTER + MICE
>61% CUTTER + MICE
61% CUTTER + MICE
>61% CUTTER + MICE
61% CUTTER + MICE
>61% CUTTER + MICE
FLOURISHING SCORE AT 61%
Anonymous No.95943553 [Report] >>95943862
>>95943534
>78%
>Almost 80% ot the whole format is aggro
>Omniscience combo, the only combo deck actually playable, barely have a chance
>Contr...What? That's even an archetype?
Lmao at this fucking idiots...
Anonymous No.95943593 [Report]
>>95943511
>Just check Lorwyn.
just you wait until the inevitable return to Lorwyn
Negroes will come out of fucking thin air
Anonymous No.95943654 [Report] >>95943675 >>95943739 >>95943889 >>95943970
>>95943528
>The viy talks about an audio anomaly, Sami asks for a waypoint, gets it and then chases off
>Even if it's not Mirri, Sami wants to save a cat in trouble
>As they race forward, they find more and more signs of people that aren't there, that apparently were never there, yet they clearly were
>They stumble upon what looks like fulgurite, and the viy says as much, that lightning caused them, but Sami says they look like people, and there's no possibility of thunderstorms on this place anyway
>They get closer to a shed where the cat's noise is coming from
>They get in, and stumble and fall into the dark
>There's a cat meowing, they ask if it's Mirri, but no further response
>They determine, after asking the viy, that where they are is where the mining machines put everything they don't know what to do with
>We also get a mention of slivers being a thing in movies, which is a thing, but of course they aren't real
>They investigate more, finding the pool where the things are thrown in, and finds SOMETHING moving
>Something that makes noise in Sami's head, first saying 'chosen', then 'choosen one', and as far as Sami can tell it's just random noise they're interpreting as words
>They see the thing, what looks like a pitch black egg, where light doesn't QUITE work right around it, moving around frantically in the pool
>They're not stupid enough to TOUCH the thing, not right now
>They grab a containment thing from one of the walls and after some troubles and internal debate, decides to just reach in their hand, and the artifact zips towards them, the voice now saying "Choosing one"
>And then they turn around and see Tan... Carrying Sami's dead body, broken and battered and covered in mold
>Then they collapse
>And they wake up, Tan shaking them awake
>They had some sort of respiratory attack
>Sami babbles something they just dreamed about, seemingly related to what happened to the colony
>They're on the ship and already leaving
Anonymous No.95943675 [Report] >>95943970
>>95943654
>The artifact is in the cask they used, on board
>Sami panics about that, asking if it's done anything, Tan says that apart from all their usual issues, the rock isn't making things WORSE
>The next stop is Kavaron, where they'll meet the Metalman
>Sami decides to go to sleep
>The narrator chimes in once more, saying this act is finished, but they have something to show you first, something important
>Everything will come together in the end
Anonymous No.95943739 [Report] >>95943757
>>95943654
>Slivers getting mentioned
They just couldn't resist mentioning old groups, could they?
Anonymous No.95943757 [Report] >>95943774
>>95943739
Sliver bros... We have a chance?
Anonymous No.95943774 [Report]
>>95943757
>Sliver bros... We have a chance?

>Sliver creatures you control...

No, we don't.
Anonymous No.95943807 [Report] >>95944128
>>95942723
why can't they? the only culture in any plane that doesn't have pronouns is Phyrexia (because the language doesn't have pronouns at all).
Anonymous No.95943824 [Report]
>>95943534
>Without Temporary Lockdown, 100% of the format would be Aggro
>Without Magebane Lizard, 100% of the format's aggro would be Cutter

Largest card pool ever in Standard, BTW.
Anonymous No.95943862 [Report] >>95943890 >>95944136
>>95943553
>Almost 80% ot the whole format is aggro
>none of it is mono white aggro
>JOTC deleted an entire archetype from White’s color pie while simultaneously siphoning off its mechanics to blue and green
The slow erosion of white from the game inevitably leads to its complete removal
Anonymous No.95943889 [Report]
>>95943654
Spooky.
Anonymous No.95943890 [Report]
>>95943862
Can we replace it with Purple?
Anonymous No.95943970 [Report] >>95943984 >>95943997 >>95944012
>>95943528
>>95943654
>>95943675
>make science fantasy
>it's modern day sci-fi complete with references to movies, chatrooms, and software
This is such fucking lazy worldbuilding lol
Anonymous No.95943984 [Report]
>>95943970
>lazy worldbuilding
anon, it can only be lazy if they tried to begin with.

It's not even world building at all. It's just pop culture vulturism.
Anonymous No.95943997 [Report]
>>95943970
>Say, should we put effort into seamlessly integrating our current science fantasy vision into the overall history and aesthetic of our IP?

>Pff, nah. Just make it Mass Effect but with more gay people and even less lore.
Anonymous No.95944012 [Report] >>95944042
>>95943970
I, for one, liked the Soft Rains reference.
Anonymous No.95944042 [Report] >>95944055
>>95944012
Then go read There Will Come Soft Rains, moron.
Anonymous No.95944055 [Report] >>95944060
>>95944042
I don't understand why you are angry.
Anonymous No.95944060 [Report] >>95944081
>>95944055
>Thing
>Thing, BUT A REFERENCE!!!
Anonymous No.95944081 [Report] >>95944121
>>95944060
So a reference to an old science fiction is bad, because...?
Anonymous No.95944090 [Report]
>>95942155
>this is what passes for rape nowadays
Anonymous No.95944107 [Report]
>>95943515
Because I AM white
Anonymous No.95944110 [Report]
>>95943106
You don't understand. Life gain is TOXIC and BAD.
Anonymous No.95944121 [Report]
>>95944081
Allusion as a literary tool is used in one of two ways.
The first, to expand upon and comment on the themes of the original work.
The second is plagiarism-adjacent lazy clout theft.

You are praising lazy clout theft.
Anonymous No.95944128 [Report]
>>95943807
Phyrexia once again proving it's the true hero of MTG.
Anonymous No.95944136 [Report] >>95944170
>>95943862
First green, now white. Which color will be deleted next? I would say black since the graveyard is being fucking erased from the game, but it has more cheap removal than ever. Same with white honestly.
Anonymous No.95944142 [Report]
>>95943226
Imagine being in charge of a fantasy trading card game and having this as an actual opinion. I’m so tired of the kikes using this game as a soapbox truncheon
Anonymous No.95944170 [Report] >>95944197 >>95944202 >>95944246
>>95944136
Green got to at least win tournaments with cards that had to be banned. 8 years of FIRE design never produced a mono white card worthy of a ban in standard
Anonymous No.95944176 [Report] >>95944191 >>95944208 >>95944240 >>95944253 >>95944261 >>95944277 >>95948171 >>95948204 >>95948224
God I hope nothing gets banned. The seethe is amazing.
Anonymous No.95944191 [Report]
>>95944176
Sunk-cost fallacy only applies to nonwhite card players.
Anonymous No.95944197 [Report] >>95944224
>>95944170
It produced several, they just never got banned because of White favoritism.
Anonymous No.95944202 [Report] >>95944224
>>95944170
When?
Anonymous No.95944208 [Report]
>>95944176
I hope for this also because it would be the funniest outcome.
Anonymous No.95944224 [Report] >>95944271 >>95944290
>>95944197
>white favoritism
I need to live to see Nosewater die, so I can’t die laughing today
>>95944202
>When
OnceUponATime? Wilderness Reclamation?
Anonymous No.95944236 [Report] >>95944273
>He unironically believes in JOTC favoriting White after the year of nonwhite Standard forced Gavin to make a PR damage control statement when every content creator made jokes about white being so weak at everything.
Kek
Anonymous No.95944240 [Report]
>>95944176
>spending money on arena
He deserves it.
Anonymous No.95944246 [Report] >>95944359
>>95944170
>8 years of FIRE design
It's been 6 years since WAR
Anonymous No.95944253 [Report] >>95944347
>>95944176
arena has never been fun doe
Anonymous No.95944261 [Report]
>>95944176
>Imagine spending a single penny in fucking Arena
HAHAHAHAHA what a retard, not even after they made this 6 sets a year i would even pay a single fucking dollar in that slop of a client
Anonymous No.95944271 [Report] >>95944300 >>95944349
>>95944224
>OnceUponATime?
Overhyped, only got banned because the players were being hysterical (just like Veil of Summer)
>Wilderness Reclamation?
Only relevant because of broken Blue instants
Try again, jew
Anonymous No.95944273 [Report] >>95944303
>>95944236
Just another part of white favoritism cabal when content creators conspire to label white as weak even as WotC themselves let the mask slip off and admit they're pushing white with powerful cards.
Anonymous No.95944277 [Report]
>>95944176
FLOURISHING
Anonymous No.95944289 [Report] >>95944407
Anonymous No.95944290 [Report]
>>95944224
Oh yeah, Wilderness was actual bullshit. That's a rare occurrence. I don't think OUAT ever did shit.
Anonymous No.95944300 [Report] >>95944366 >>95944450
>>95944271
Correct on all counts, but anything that untaps a permanent is dangerous. Anything that untaps fucking everything is just made for abuse. Whenever you see someone whining about a green card, it's ALWAYS that the cards its associated with are an issue. Veil isn't even good. It may as well just read "Draw a card", but blue and black think it's their god-given fucking right to take control of other people's board state.
Anonymous No.95944303 [Report]
>>95944273
The only powerful cards in white are all either removal or phyrexian bullshit that should never have been printed. New Phyrexia was a mistake.
Anonymous No.95944342 [Report]
>GREEN BANNED
Forest bros... How we save our colour?
Anonymous No.95944347 [Report]
>>95944253
arena was at its funnest when historic first came out until they decided to introduce alchemy and forever taint the format with it.
Anonymous No.95944349 [Report] >>95944419
>>95944271
>Green apologist calling the noble mono white crusader a filthy nose
No deflecting or projecting this time kike
Anonymous No.95944359 [Report] >>95944397
>>95944246
>2017
>2025
Figures that some kikes can’t do math
Anonymous No.95944362 [Report] >>95944368 >>95944480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XllnWGlu3M
Jim "players are just lazy" Davis is now calling for bans
Anonymous No.95944365 [Report]
>>95943020
I'm the kind of Anon that would actually help retards like you, however you chose the shittiest Final Fantasy deck. Nah.
Anonymous No.95944366 [Report] >>95944390
>>95944300
>blue stack interaction :^)
>green stack interaction :^(
Anonymous No.95944368 [Report]
>>95944362
Jimbo is disqualified after his "MTG are too lazy format is alright" he proved himself as a retard and a WotC drone so i will not see this video but i hope everyone reminds him his own "lazyness"
Anonymous No.95944390 [Report] >>95944425
>>95944366
And what is that green card "interacting" with? It literally doesn't do shit unless its owners shit has already been targeted.
Anonymous No.95944397 [Report]
>>95944359
Nobody at JotC can do simple arithmetic. That's why they keep introducing infinity into the game.
Anonymous No.95944407 [Report]
>>95944289
Lol
Anonymous No.95944419 [Report] >>95944426 >>95944819
>>95944349
You retards seem to think I disagree with the white persecution poster. He's not wrong. White and green have ALWAYS been the weakest colors since Alpha. And blue and black have always been the strongest. That has never changed. The only exception is a few times when black has been weakish.
Anonymous No.95944425 [Report] >>95944446
>>95944390
reactive interaction is still interaction
Anonymous No.95944426 [Report] >>95944453
>>95944419
>Boo fucking hoo White weak
Boring, i could agree with Green but you Schizos will never convince anyone White is actually a weak poor colour.
Anonymous No.95944446 [Report] >>95944496
>>95944425
And? You don't have a right to other people's shit, faggot.
Anonymous No.95944450 [Report] >>95944453
>>95944300
>Card shuts down two colors by just existing
>"Wah it's just these two colors complaining"
Yeah no shit they complained because one card turned off all their interaction and replaced itself for 1 mana.
Anonymous No.95944453 [Report] >>95944467 >>95944519
>>95944426
This isn't up for debate. You simply have never played the fucking game. This reality has never fundamentally changed since Alpha. Your whining means nothing.

>>95944450
How does it shut them down? Does it prevent blue or black from playing its own spells? Or does it just prevent the niggers from doing shit to other people's spells and permanents? Don't be such an entitled faggot.
Anonymous No.95944467 [Report] >>95944591
>>95944453
>Multiplayer game
>No! I just want to play solitaire!
This logic is why Standard looks the way it does.
Anonymous No.95944480 [Report] >>95944498
>>95944362
this game is such trash i grinded pauper to buy into vintage on modo and still sold my entire deck at a loss just so i don't have to see lurrus again for as long as i live
Anonymous No.95944496 [Report]
>>95944446
i was defending veil, retard-kun
Anonymous No.95944498 [Report]
>>95944480
>to buy into vintage on modo
>vintage
He fell for it...
Anonymous No.95944519 [Report] >>95944602
>>95944453
>Your whining means nothing.
Yours neither because you know what? White will keep as a real power colour and green will remain dead.
Anonymous No.95944591 [Report] >>95944702
>>95944467
You hypocritical shillbot nigger. Blue is literally renowned for turning the game into solitaire and black isn't much better. Don't even speak again. And your nonsense no longer matters. JotC is going under and all this damage is going to be undone.

Cope. Seethe. Die.
Anonymous No.95944602 [Report] >>95944623
>>95944519
Mine means far more than yours. Because I'm right and you're wrong.
Anonymous No.95944623 [Report] >>95944658
>>95944602
In your schizophrenic mind maybe, here in the real world people know White is being pushed set after set just slightly less than Red.
Anonymous No.95944640 [Report]
Seeing how much of a shitshow standard, legacy, and modern are I'm starting to think Premodern really is the way to go.
Anonymous No.95944658 [Report] >>95944686 >>95944692
>>95944623
Okay so where are the white meta decks?
Anonymous No.95944686 [Report] >>95944699 >>95944828
>>95944658
Faggots havent you seen the chart? Havent you seen that the only other stuff that one can play in this hell of Standard right now is a White/Blue combo precisely because White is the only colour with the tools to even try to fight this Red menace? Are you blind or just plain stupid?
Anonymous No.95944692 [Report] >>95944739 >>95944744 >>95944754 >>95944787 >>95944792 >>95944890 >>95944941
>>95944658
In premodern
Anonymous No.95944699 [Report]
>>95944686
To be fair actually playing Standard is pretty gay.
Anonymous No.95944702 [Report] >>95944835
>>95944591
You're not getting Veil of Summer unbanned.
Anonymous No.95944739 [Report]
>>95944692
Blessed format.
Anonymous No.95944744 [Report] >>95944820 >>95944846 >>95945855
>>95944692
How the fuck is this shit so balanced? It's not even an official format.
Anonymous No.95944754 [Report]
>>95944692
Perfection. The community should ask for this level of balance or give JOTC the middle finger.
Anonymous No.95944787 [Report]
>>95944692
is this the power of boomer bad cards?
Anonymous No.95944792 [Report]
>>95944692
>The Solution
kek
Anonymous No.95944819 [Report] >>95944867
>>95944419
Oh how I envy those players who got to skip the Land Tax / Armageddon era of the game's early life...
Anonymous No.95944820 [Report] >>95945855
>>95944744
What it comes down to is
1. Lower power creatures compared to anything after Mirrodin. No post-Mirrodin power creep and certainly no FIRE. Powerful creatures were either high mana cost or had a drawback. i.e. pic related.
2. No post-Mirrodin power creep.
3. Removal that is strong enough to keep aggro in check.
Anonymous No.95944828 [Report]
>>95944686
You mean blue with white enabling it, as always, right? Just like how whenever "green is overpowered" it's actually just blue using green to ramp.
Anonymous No.95944835 [Report]
>>95944702
I'm printing it in a fucking core set as a common.
Anonymous No.95944846 [Report]
>>95944744
Wizards used to marginally balance the game. Bluish players still always dominated, obviously, but it wasn't so overwhelmingly stupid as it is now. And red was never this out of fucking control.
Anonymous No.95944867 [Report] >>95944918
>>95944819
You mean when shit like Channelfireball was the norm. Hilariously even then the argument doesn't hold because ALL of the colored spells in the power 9 are still blue.
Anonymous No.95944876 [Report]
Guys I fixed the blue mana symbol. I can't put my finger on it but JotC seems to have had it misaligned or something.
Anonymous No.95944890 [Report] >>95944903 >>95944912 >>95945026
>>95944692
>balanced = good
Only retards think this.
Anonymous No.95944903 [Report] >>95944924
>>95944890
shalom rabbi
Anonymous No.95944912 [Report] >>95944924
>>95944890
>NOOOOOOOOO I MUST PLAY ONLY RED IN MY FORMAT OF CHOICE!!! ONLY AGRRO MUST BE THE SIGNATURE ARCHETYPE OF MY FORMAT!!! LAZY PLAYERS!!!
Anon, come on, here is your (You) but at least try.
Anonymous No.95944918 [Report]
>>95944867
Channel + Fireball was absolutely not the norm. What was done in almost every single game is the Land Tax dance, where games slow to a crawl in a battle of "Do I let them trigger this or do I have enough land?" vs "Do I lay another land because I need to even though I have a Land Tax in play?". Power 9 is only powerful in context of modern cards. Want to know what Time Walk did for you back in the day? It let you draw another card and attack one more time with your Serra Angel. Dark Ritual? An early Mind Twist at best.

Don't equate post Urza block understanding of the game and post Urza block actual cardpool with what the early game was really like. Land Tax was the undisputed king for anyone who even vaguely understood the game beyond "I play with the cards I own".
Anonymous No.95944924 [Report] >>95944943 >>95945234
>>95944903
>>95944912
Just because premodern is bad doesnt mean I think standard is good. Stop being so brown.
Anonymous No.95944941 [Report]
>>95944692
>sligh
how to tell your format is full of losers
Anonymous No.95944943 [Report] >>95944958 >>95944968
>>95944924
Premodern is not bad and the brown retard here is you who thinks a perfectly balanced format could be somehow bad.
Anonymous No.95944955 [Report]
you will not last a single week playing the shit boring cards in premodern, learn what are you talking about.
Anonymous No.95944958 [Report] >>95944989 >>95945025 >>95945234
>>95944943
>no u
>can't explain how the format is fun beyond "it's balanced"
Anonymous No.95944968 [Report] >>95944977 >>95945025
>>95944943
>could be somehow bad
Premodern still not beating the esl allegations
Anonymous No.95944977 [Report]
>>95944968
>esl
Why are anglophones always such cucks that they constantly put up with jotc's nu-MTG slop and get mad when many of the old players either quit MTG because they don't like the slop or decide to play a format free of the slop?
Anonymous No.95944989 [Report]
>>95944958
most people tend to agree that balanced > unbalanced when it comes to fun. case in point, we have a very unbalanced standard right now and most players find that pretty unfun.
Anonymous No.95945025 [Report] >>95945055
>>95944958
What's there to explain? Can't you use your eyes and see that more decks available to play>2 decks available to play? Or maybe you don't have enough brain to reach such conclusion?
>>95944968
This is the argument of the slopenjoyer crew, Cheers!
Anonymous No.95945026 [Report]
>>95944890
What kind of a fucking retard...
Anonymous No.95945029 [Report] >>95945045
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
there's a ton of great flavor text to choose from, all the ones from this cycle are great but I'll pick this one I think.
Anonymous No.95945045 [Report]
>>95945029
Speaking of, I slapped a legendary Pioneer deck together with some FF cards and these bad boys.
Anonymous No.95945055 [Report]
>>95945025
>Can't you use your eyes and see that more decks available to play>2 decks available to play?
If you made your own decks instead of copying your fav streamers you'd see how stupid you are.
Anonymous No.95945072 [Report] >>95945108
truly
Anonymous No.95945108 [Report]
>>95945072
Truly.
Anonymous No.95945234 [Report] >>95945247
>>95944924
>>95944958
This guy is so butthurt it's hilarious
Tell me dude, why do you dislike premodern so much? What did that format do to you?
Is it because you like eating JotC slop by the soon while getting fucked in the ass with a dildo? Is that it?
LMAO.
Anonymous No.95945247 [Report] >>95945259 >>95945416 >>95945430
>>95945234
>why do you dislike premodern so much?
It's not fun and is mainly played by ESLs.
Anonymous No.95945259 [Report] >>95945309
>>95945247
Is cori steel-cuter fun?
Anonymous No.95945309 [Report]
>>95945259
No. Why do browns think that if someone doesn't like A then they must like B?
Anonymous No.95945416 [Report]
>>95945247
>it's not fun
MTG was never the game for you.
Anonymous No.95945430 [Report] >>95945446
>>95945247
Yes it is fun.
Not an argument.
Anonymous No.95945446 [Report] >>95945463 >>95945469 >>95945475 >>95945482 >>95946086
>>95945430
>it's not fun
:( no argumento
>it is fun
:) mucho argumento
Anonymous No.95945463 [Report]
>>95945446
Si, si.
Anonymous No.95945469 [Report]
>>95945446
si
Anonymous No.95945475 [Report]
>>95945446
Si.
Anonymous No.95945482 [Report]
>>95945446
Anonymous No.95945554 [Report] >>95945637
>95944890
>make an objectively incorrect statement purely for (You)s
Heh, only retards fall for this. I am sorry you are so lonely you have to resort to this to keep you from killing yourself.
Anonymous No.95945581 [Report] >>95945591 >>95945776
I've started playing pioneer on arena since it's dead in paper around me. Does anyone know if you get a refund for card styles if a card gets banned? I'm 100% sure cutter gets banned in standard, and I'm wondering if I can get the cosmetic for free since I've been playing phoenix.
Anonymous No.95945591 [Report]
>>95945581
No, they do styles by wild cards now. At the very least you don't have to actually buy four of them anymore to use four of them in a certain style.
Anonymous No.95945637 [Report] >>95945673
>>95945554
>I am sorry you are so lonely you have to resort to this to keep you from killing yourself.
So esl lmao
Anonymous No.95945673 [Report]
>>95945637
There's nothing grammatically incorrect about that sentence. It's implying he's a troon, retard.
Anonymous No.95945685 [Report] >>95945694 >>95945770 >>95946038
Present argument against Premodern other than
>Brazil
Anonymous No.95945694 [Report]
>>95945685
i prefer to play in person which probably wont happen with premodern since almost no one plays it
Anonymous No.95945770 [Report] >>95945818
>>95945685
Fake format not played by anyone but brown people.
Anonymous No.95945776 [Report]
>>95945581
Is Pioneer in Arena any good? I mean i can't bear Standard anymore and i refuse fucking Alchemy but isn't Pioneer Red paradise too?
Anonymous No.95945816 [Report]
>>95941069
My nigga'
Art, flavor text, and effect are all 10/10.
Anonymous No.95945818 [Report]
>>95945770
it fires at my store (most of the legacy players are too tired of legacy to keep showing up, so they moved to premodern) and it's all 30s white guys.
Anonymous No.95945855 [Report]
>>95944744
>>95944820
It has to do with game design and philosophy. Cards and strategies had distinct strengths and weaknesses and cards were allowed to hose those strategies Cards are powerful when they are:
>Undercosted
>Hard to remove
>Provide immediate value
>Generate huge amounts of value

These days, powerful cards do all of those things at once. Back when the designers weren't faggot retards, you only got to have a couple of them and generally cards that provided huge amounts of values AND were hard to remove were quite expensive.
Anonymous No.95945973 [Report] >>95946094
>>95940902 (OP)
The charges, officer?
Anonymous No.95946028 [Report] >>95946298 >>95946456
>>95940902 (OP)
>tq
I'm a sucker for literary references
Anonymous No.95946038 [Report]
>>95945685
I don't understand why I would play that when I could just play Modern.
Anonymous No.95946086 [Report] >>95946239
>>95945446
SO FUCKING MAD LMAO!
COME ON, CALL ME A BR
CALL ME AN ESL
COME ON, DO THE THING
COME ON
LOL
Anonymous No.95946094 [Report] >>95946248
>>95945973
Being a retard
Anonymous No.95946133 [Report]
Has anyone managed to get a functional uw artifact deck in FF draft? I always seem to get fucked every time I try as it always seems like there are not enough cards for it when I try.
Anonymous No.95946184 [Report] >>95946256 >>95946257 >>95946268
>>95943153
its miles better than entire set for SPIDERMAN
Anonymous No.95946186 [Report]
Standard is just so bad right now.
Anonymous No.95946239 [Report]
>>95946086
>no periods on all sentences except one
Heh, typical hue monkey.
Anonymous No.95946248 [Report] >>95946276
>>95946094
What's wrong with liking Phage?
Anonymous No.95946256 [Report] >>95947551
>>95946184
I don't understand what they're even going to fill it with. Why isn't it just a Marvel general set? Does Spider-Man even have enough villains and characters to base a set around or are we going to have to see them pathetically scrape the comic book barrel for everything?
Anonymous No.95946257 [Report]
>>95946184
Take the Arenapill.
Anonymous No.95946268 [Report]
>>95946184
Im so glad i play Arena and i will not eat that shit
Anonymous No.95946276 [Report] >>95946548 >>95946883
>>95946248
My point was if you can stick a phage, you don't need to hit it with a fractured identity to win, you could just attack with it.
Anonymous No.95946298 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
Pic related, now and forever

>>95941262
What's not to get? The wall is what connects them and keeps their secret. No one wants them to be together, since that means the building collapsed.

>>95946028
That was one of the things I remember polls about in physical magazines some 25 years ago. "Do you want us to quote IRL stuff?" Players said yes, 8th Edition did more of it...then they phased it out because of copyright fears.
Anonymous No.95946401 [Report] >>95946408 >>95946431 >>95947084
Yeye Pioneer bros, I just wrote in the previous thread how I slapped together a Legends deck.
Quite similar to this one, but with slightly different assortment of Legends. I fucking forgot about Raffine.
Anonymous No.95946408 [Report] >>95946431
>>95946401
Fuck this is dope... Really works even against the fucking Phoenix/Cutter?
Anonymous No.95946431 [Report]
>>95946401
it's not just esper legends though, it's a combo deck
lazav + medomai is infinite turns if they can't block

>>95946408
yes, sheltered by ghosts on a creature that's hard to remove is the deciding factor against those matchups, it's just a matter of surviving long enough to use it
Anonymous No.95946456 [Report]
>>95946028
S
O
V
L
Anonymous No.95946548 [Report] >>95946674
>>95946276
You don't get the Phage when someone casts Fractured Identity on it, it's everyone else that gets one. RTFC.
Anonymous No.95946674 [Report] >>95946842 >>95946855 >>95947245
>>95946548
I read the cards, that's why I don't understand why you need to combo this 5 mana sorcery with a resolved phage. She already wins the game if she hits your opponent, just attack.
Anonymous No.95946741 [Report]
>>95942795
kek
Anonymous No.95946744 [Report] >>95946788
>TQ
Anonymous No.95946788 [Report] >>95946907
>>95946744
I still use these guys to refer to the wedges, fuck T*rkir.
Anonymous No.95946805 [Report] >>95946839 >>95947210
How was this physically possible
Anonymous No.95946839 [Report] >>95947040
>>95946805
wdym?
Anonymous No.95946842 [Report]
>>95946674
Every commander wins the game when you attack for 21 moron, that doesn't make actually doing that easy.
Anonymous No.95946855 [Report]
>>95946674
fracturing a phage wins a multiplayer match
attacking just kills one opponent
Anonymous No.95946883 [Report]
>>95946276
>you could just attack with it.

*chumpblocks ur phage*

what now?
Anonymous No.95946907 [Report] >>95947077 >>95947210 >>95948078
>>95946788
These guys are different from Tarkir clans because on the original Tarkir, one of the wedge color is dominant over the opposed colors, like Mardu being predominantly red, when white is their wedge color. Dragonstorm tried to 'fix' this by having the new clans based on the wedge color instead (white Mardu), thus robbing the clans of their actual identity in the larger scope of the game.

That said, the theme of these cycles was the wizards of Dominaria uniting their magics against the phyrexians in utter desperation. In Invasion and Planeshift they were just borrowing the ally colors, but by the time of Apocalypse they started going for the enemy colors, producing a lot of interdisciplinary 'heretic' practicioners. So you would think the Invasion block names are more generally correct, since they refer to the relationship between the colors of magic in-universe directly.
Anonymous No.95947040 [Report] >>95947061
>>95946839
How do you compleat an elemental made of mana
Anonymous No.95947060 [Report] >>95948524
Mice is going up more!
Anonymous No.95947061 [Report] >>95947073
>>95947040
Corrupting the mana itself, probably.
Anonymous No.95947073 [Report] >>95947440
>>95947061
You realize how retarded that sounds, right? It’s a physical process.
Anonymous No.95947077 [Report]
>>95946907
seems like a balanced card you wouldn't find in current year magic.
Anonymous No.95947084 [Report] >>95947226 >>95948517
>>95946401
>Pioneer
Just as bad as standard
Anonymous No.95947210 [Report] >>95947908 >>95949288
>>95946805
nuPhyrexia bullshit made possible for even Heliod to become a phyrexian and be slain... Theros gods are literally made of dream matter, they can't be destroyed except for things specially made to do so. And even making change to them takes lots of effort and sometimes years... Ashiok made a city wide campaign in a city on Theros to make a new god and he only managed to make a small meek formless one who was killed/absorbed by another god the moment it was born...

Nu wotc is soulless without any awareness of what the company was before.
>>95946907
I hate that new Tarkir "corrected" that by making the clans centered in the center color instead of how the original Tarkir clans were. (Vegan Sultai...)
Anonymous No.95947226 [Report]
>>95947084
>68%
Bwahahahahahaha
Anonymous No.95947245 [Report]
>>95946674
Attacking Phage can only target one opponent, can be blocked, and is subject to summoning sickness. You're lucky if that shit isn't even destroyed or pacified in some way the moment you summon it.
Fracturing a Phage instantly clears the game.
Anonymous No.95947400 [Report]
>TQ
Anonymous No.95947419 [Report] >>95947448 >>95947459
Saw this really cool Terra-based deck on arena. Terra, Esper Origins, Yuna.

Unfortunately for them, it gets completely hosed by Sunspine Lynx. What an awesome sideboard card. As if the based mouse squad needed any more help.
Anonymous No.95947440 [Report]
>>95947073
The Reality Chip made it possible thanks to Jin.
Anonymous No.95947448 [Report]
>>95947419
>b-but Yuna is standard viable
Anonymous No.95947456 [Report]
Japan gets the best promos.
Anonymous No.95947459 [Report] >>95947487 >>95947536
>>95947419
Last I checked, Yuna was the only FF card that made it on the standard meta. Has that changed with tournaments?
Anonymous No.95947475 [Report] >>95947491
>final fortune + manta on the same turn
>skip the extra turn
>cast boomerang

What will happen here?
Anonymous No.95947487 [Report] >>95947492 >>95947536 >>95947610
>>95947459
Vivi, Self-Destruct and Opera Love Song made it onto the Pro Tour's Top 8 on the mainboard. Suplex and Fire Magic on the sideboard. Yuna nowhere in sight. Red season continues.
Anonymous No.95947491 [Report] >>95947501 >>95948533
>>95947475
You take an extra turn after this one, and then lose at the end of that turn. The final fortune lose-the-game trigger happens at the end of your next turn, regardless of how many extra turns you accrue or don't accrue.
Anonymous No.95947492 [Report] >>95947499 >>95947525
>>95947487
>Opera Love Song
I don't even remember what that card does...
Anonymous No.95947499 [Report]
>>95947492
2 mana double impulse or +2/+0 to two creatures
Anonymous No.95947501 [Report]
>>95947491
what about this?
Anonymous No.95947525 [Report] >>95947536
>>95947492
It's the only card other than Vivi that's doing anything at all in standard
Anonymous No.95947536 [Report]
>>95947459
>>95947487
>>95947525
FIN is such a bad set that the top 5 cards in FIN limited aren't even FIN cards. DGM wasn't even this bad.
Maybe some FIN cards will be viable in FIN+FDN constructed.
Anonymous No.95947551 [Report]
>>95946256
>Why isn't it just a Marvel general set?
they probably already have some sort of agreement for potentially multiple sets, so they're segmenting stuff. first you get your spider-man set, then an x-men set, maybe an avengers set after that. marvel has enough IP to milk this cow more for several sets worth of cards.
Anonymous No.95947604 [Report] >>95947819
Where my Pauper bros at?
What deck you playing?
Anonymous No.95947610 [Report]
>>95947487
one of the two teams that all brought Roots to the Pro Tour was on a Jund build splashing for Terra (best art in FF)
Anonymous No.95947620 [Report] >>95948392
Roots should actually be one of the better decks once EoE rotates all the phyrexia stuff. it only loses Tyvar.
Red is getting multiple cards banned so hopefully it will get toned down
Omniscience is losing its only 4cc reanimate card
Anonymous No.95947629 [Report]
>>95940902 (OP)
>TQ
Anonymous No.95947819 [Report] >>95947893
>>95947604
>I cast my Tolarian Terror for 1 blue mana here's a 5/5 for you to deal with now
Pauper is utter shit right now.
Anonymous No.95947863 [Report] >>95947874
Anonymous No.95947866 [Report] >>95947908
>TQ
This is the most kino flavor text in Magic history and I defy you to prove me wrong.
Anonymous No.95947874 [Report]
>>95947863
SOVL!
Anonymous No.95947893 [Report] >>95948667
>>95947819
lol my pauper deck shits all over the blue decks but loses to the red ones
there are a lot of polarizing matchups in the format
Anonymous No.95947908 [Report]
>>95947210
Nu Sultai is the only redeeming part of nu tarkir. They really came into their own culturally and aesthetically in that set. Everyone else was forgettable or fucking annoying (Mardu).

>>95947866
I always loved how Emrakul is literally dead in this picture.
Anonymous No.95948078 [Report]
>>95946907
Ana
Dega
Ceta
Necra
Raka
And I can’t remember any more
Anonymous No.95948140 [Report] >>95948206 >>95949287
My collectors box pulls. (Not including the Red ink chocobo I got in a collectors pack from winning a draft over the weekend)

I think I did good guys, Surge foil sephi, aerith, noctis and kuja.
Anonymous No.95948171 [Report]
>>95944176
>mirror after mirror after mirror
So the guy is complaining that people are doing the exact same thing he is doing.
Anonymous No.95948182 [Report] >>95948335
Kinda hoping for no Standard bans again just to see the shitstorm honestly
Anonymous No.95948204 [Report]
>>95944176
KWABOTY
Anonymous No.95948206 [Report]
>>95948140
I sneed that Aerith ackshually
Anonymous No.95948224 [Report] >>95948331
>>95944176
>People paying for Arena
>People paying for fake cards on Arena
Anonymous No.95948331 [Report] >>95948528 >>95948530
>>95948224
just Constructoid things.
Limitedbrethren freeroll entire sets (but never use any of the cards) and can win thousands from events
Anonymous No.95948335 [Report]
>>95948182
as much as I love laughing at Standard shitters...
the combination of heavy bans + EoE rotating out 5 sets by itself has the opportunity to make for a pretty interesting format
Anonymous No.95948384 [Report] >>95948511
My Gale deck was just absolute garbage. Sad!
Anonymous No.95948392 [Report]
>>95947620
>Omniscience is losing its only 4cc reanimate card
It's not, Abuelo's Awakening is from LCI, it doesn't rotate until the first set of 2027 comes out:
https://whatsinstandard.com/
Anonymous No.95948474 [Report]
Thoughts on Jaheira/Agent?
Anonymous No.95948483 [Report] >>95948486 >>95948527 >>95949310 >>95949324
>guy gets his hands on EoE playbooster box
>his first idea is to trade it in for an FF box
Edging bwos....
Anonymous No.95948486 [Report] >>95949310 >>95949324
>>95948483
Anonymous No.95948511 [Report]
>>95948384
I've tried Gates a few times and sadly, yeah. Taplands are no me gusta.
Anonymous No.95948517 [Report]
>>95947084
>RDW
Cutter.

>Phoenix
Cutter

>Gruul Aggro
Also Cutter lmao
Anonymous No.95948524 [Report]
>>95947060
It should. This PT we found out that Magebane Lizard hoses both the main aggro competition, Cutter, AND control + omni at the same time.

Magebane Lizard is a silver bullet to every not-pure-RDW deck in the format. Combine that with Sunspine Lynx just deleting anyone who wants to play more than one color, and Screaming Nemesis deleting every deck that wants to stabilize against aggro with a cushion of life gain, and you have yourself a very healthy format.
Anonymous No.95948527 [Report]
>>95948483
I wouldn't want Buck Rogers but Written by Millennials either.
Anonymous No.95948528 [Report]
>>95948331
>Limited
Mountain, Ragavan, go.
Anonymous No.95948530 [Report] >>95948965
>>95948331
>Limited
I cast Urza, Lord High Artificer in this Final Fantasy draft and create a 4/4 Golem token that benefits from all my cheap equipments that also produced threats.
Pass the turn.
Anonymous No.95948533 [Report]
>>95947491
>. The final fortune lose-the-game trigger happens at the end of your next turn
WRONG.
Final Fortune loses the game at the end of THAT turn. Not your next turn. So only the specific extra turn from Final Fortune comes with the sudoku trigger.
Anonymous No.95948630 [Report] >>95949645
Should I accept my gift bundle I got for 99 because FF is a weak ass set?
Anonymous No.95948667 [Report]
>>95947893
I personally blame tide soft banning memerange decks
Anonymous No.95948704 [Report]
>Exile the first cutter
>Exile the second cutter
>Exile the third cutter
>They play a forth cutter and now have four monks
I, for one, enjoy when WotC prints cards that just literally ruin the game and make it unplayable.
Anonymous No.95948938 [Report] >>95949188 >>95949279 >>95949427
Why is the traveling Chocobo still so expensive? I sees zero use apart from the meme tier birds deck.
Anonymous No.95948965 [Report]
>>95948530
okay if I'm down on board with no good response vs the bonus sheet mythic megabomb I forfeit to save time and go 7-1 instead of 7-0
you go 3-3 because you only drew it in half your games and don't know how to win without rares doing it for you
Anonymous No.95949099 [Report]
Wait, there aren't promo packs for FF? Holy fucking jewery, would it kill them to give FF cards to people winning FF drafts?
Anonymous No.95949145 [Report]
>>95940950
I would not pay $60 for that but I think artists should get paid more in general. If people want to pay $80 for your art fucking go for it
Anonymous No.95949188 [Report] >>95949368
>>95948938
Part of the tifa landfall meme deck which has the possibility to be a fringe tier 2 deck depending if they ban the right cards on the 30th
Anonymous No.95949279 [Report]
>>95948938
> If x causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Doubling slop are always commander staples
Anonymous No.95949287 [Report]
>>95948140
>anime waifu Weiss Schwartz game
Western fantasy used to mean something
Anonymous No.95949288 [Report]
>>95947210
The heliod compleation angle was baffling to me too, because even if they compleated all his worshipers, why would they worship him anymore? They should’ve made a giant Elesh Norn god or something.
Anonymous No.95949310 [Report]
>>95948483
>>95948486
leaks when?
Anonymous No.95949324 [Report]
>>95948483
>>95948486
Whales are really stupid... I guess that's why this game is what it is now...
Anonymous No.95949368 [Report] >>95949377
>>95949188
Honestly I think Chocobo.dek has some legs in Standard post Mouse. You can build a pretty impactful board and flipping the sidequest is relatively easy and gives loadsa damage.
Anonymous No.95949377 [Report] >>95949381
>>95949368
>Post Mouse
Bad news for you.
Anonymous No.95949381 [Report] >>95949436
>>95949377
Just one more week, trust the plan.
Anonymous No.95949427 [Report]
>>95948938
Commander players gobble doubleslop like it's in vogue.
Anonymous No.95949436 [Report] >>95949450 >>95949472
>>95949381
>Cutter
>Rage
That's it. Standard keeps being in shambles by fucking Red decks. Hopefully EoE completely breaks the meta.
Anonymous No.95949443 [Report] >>95949462 >>95949481
>The top deck in Pioneer is also the top deck in Standard with literally zero difference between them.
Anonymous No.95949450 [Report]
>>95949436
As an aside, I can't look at that abbreviation and not think of End of Evangelion.
Anonymous No.95949462 [Report] >>95949465 >>95949476
>>95949443
Will they ban the same that they are banning in Standard then?
Anonymous No.95949465 [Report] >>95949476
>>95949462
No.
No bans in all formats.
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.95949472 [Report] >>95949482
>>95949436
HFH and Manifold are honestly worse than Monstrous Rage in my opinion. But People will burn down Seattle if they don't ban Rage.
Anonymous No.95949476 [Report]
>>95949462
this >>95949465
rotation is right around the corner there is no need for bans
Anonymous No.95949481 [Report]
>>95949443
bro your kumano faces bukkakezan?
Anonymous No.95949482 [Report] >>95949517
>>95949472
>HFH and Manifold are honestly worse than Monstrous Rage in my opinion. But People will burn down Seattle if they don't ban Rage.
Rage turns the deck from a trashfire, to a trashfire that you can't even block.

It wouldn't hurt the deck's power honestly. It would just give you one more turn of chump blocking before you die.
Anonymous No.95949517 [Report]
>>95949482
Cheap combat trcisk are in every set so if Rage is banned then all the Mice need is a Rush of Adrenaline or better and they can just keep on keeping on.
Anonymous No.95949533 [Report] >>95949544
They'll ban monstrous rage and stock up and leave everything else untouched
Anonymous No.95949544 [Report]
>>95949533
>Fix nothing
>Claim it's perfect
Ah, WotC.
Anonymous No.95949550 [Report] >>95949555 >>95949556 >>95949575 >>95949723 >>95949983
This card was almost instantly banned, yes was red but was banned for completely different reasons than the bans we will hopefully have next week, the question is: Why this was banned so fast in various formats and Cutter/Rage are still around?
Anonymous No.95949555 [Report] >>95949566
>>95949550
It was banned before WotC set a policy of only announcing bans four times a year, to coincide with quarterly financial reports.
Anonymous No.95949556 [Report]
>>95949550
He was closer to the ban window iirc. Wizards doesn't like bannign outside of their planned window because it hurts feelings.
Anonymous No.95949566 [Report]
>>95949555
Isn't it just June and December?
Anonymous No.95949575 [Report] >>95949589 >>95949608
>>95949550
Hot take: Discover decks were more fair than this absolute trash of Red hell.
Anonymous No.95949589 [Report]
>>95949575
>Hot take: Discover decks were more fair than this absolute trash of Red hell.
The only reason that's a hot take is because it's talking about red.

Literally everyone in the universe agrees that the current shitpit is unironically the worst MTG has ever been.
Anonymous No.95949608 [Report] >>95949736
>>95949575
LMAO, smartass, Oko was more fair than 1,2,3 you are dead, you faggot.
Anonymous No.95949634 [Report] >>95949639 >>95949667
waaaaah waaaaah EVERY thing is the WORST thing EVER
Anonymous No.95949639 [Report]
>>95949634
No, just this thing.
Anonymous No.95949645 [Report]
>>95948630
Bumb

Current standard sucks ass should I just keep it sealed? Do people buy sealed boxes at all?
Anonymous No.95949667 [Report]
>>95949634
Well WotC have printed some shit in the last decade but like current one? No.
Anonymous No.95949723 [Report] >>95949833
>>95949550
It had a more clear impact radius. You banned that, the discover deck became a bit slower but still playable. With red is banning cutter/rage even around? Will the format become omniscience cancer if red gets too nerfed?
Anonymous No.95949736 [Report] >>95949891 >>95949930
>>95949608
Golos field standard was worse than oko standard
Anonymous No.95949833 [Report] >>95949842
>>95949723
>Will the format become omniscience cancer if red gets too nerfed?
Yes. Yes it will. Omni is the obvious problem deck if aggro isn't around to contain it, as it completely blasts through midrange lists while being in the colors to have the tools to combat other combo decks.
Anonymous No.95949842 [Report] >>95949859 >>95949899 >>95949991 >>95949996
>>95949833
what good sideboard tools are there vs Omni?
Anonymous No.95949859 [Report] >>95949892
>>95949842
Stone Brain
High Noon
RIP
Kutzil’s Flanker
Phyrexian Censor
Anonymous No.95949891 [Report] >>95949986
>>95949736
>Golos field standard was worse than oko standard
If I were to rate things off the top of my head,

>Genuinely. actually unplayable shit tier
Lin Sivvi

>F Tier
Combo Winter, CutterMice, GolosField, Aetherworks Marvel

>D Tier
Affinity, Beyond Death/Eldraine era, Fable/Bankbuster ere, Box Topper Turns

>Honorable Mentions
Energy post-Marvel
Anonymous No.95949892 [Report]
>>95949859
Soul-Guide Lantern is in Foundations too
maybe EoE will need to give us some more graveyard hate though
Anonymous No.95949899 [Report]
>>95949842
>what good sideboard tools are there vs Omni?
Just fucking killing them with your combo while they valueslop durdle.
Anonymous No.95949930 [Report] >>95949965
>>95949736
Do you think Uro would see play or should his text be erratad to 6 health?
Anonymous No.95949965 [Report] >>95949985
>>95949930
>Would see play?
Yes
>Would matter with Lynx and Nemesis existing?
Lol, lmao even.
Anonymous No.95949983 [Report]
>>95949550
It was literally only banned in Pioneer and I can only assume that's because they don't believe Pioneer meaningfully drives sales.
Anonymous No.95949985 [Report] >>95950309
>>95949965
what is with the scrubs here thinking that Screaming Nemesis and Lynx are some kind of unbeatable god cards?
fucking retards
you can play standard monowhite soul sisters and still shit all over those cards
Anonymous No.95949986 [Report]
>>95949891
4Omnath standard is D tier at best. Glad at least that got the fast ban.
Anonymous No.95949991 [Report]
>>95949842
I like Haywire Mite if you're in green
Leyline of the Void is cool too I guess
Anonymous No.95949996 [Report] >>95950038
>>95949842
Sideboard? Standard is a BO1 format
Anonymous No.95950038 [Report]
>>95949996
graveyard combo vs monored aggro is truly the most bo1 matchup possible
Anonymous No.95950100 [Report]
>>95950098
>>95950098
>>95950098
Anonymous No.95950309 [Report]
>>95949985
>what is with the scrubs here thinking that Screaming Nemesis and Lynx are some kind of unbeatable god cards?
Gee, I don't know, maybe the
>FOR THE REST OF THE GAME
line might contribute to that?