Thread 95955775 - /tg/ [Archived: 681 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:28:52 AM No.95955775
orcs
orcs
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Why are orcs like this?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:37 AM No.95955784
Let me bet, it's porn?
You don't give a fuck about traditional games.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:31:38 AM No.95955791
>>95955775 (OP)
Socioeconomic factors.
Replies: >>95956203
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:43:44 AM No.95955826
>>95955775 (OP)
High t
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:47:14 AM No.95955839
>>95955775 (OP)
because that's blatant porn
plus anime/manga elves are always worthless retards, so it makes sense any other species can defeat them and rape them
Replies: >>95956188
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:16:51 PM No.95955948
>>95955775 (OP)
They are American.

ORKLANDS FIRST!
DA WARLORD IS GOING TO MAKE ORKLANDS GREAT AGAIN (by fucking over all our neighbours).
YEAH, SO WE HAVE MORE MURDERS PER CAPITA THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY, WE IS FREE! (as long as we don't question the Warlord).
WE CAN ATTACK WHO WE LIKE BUT NOBODY CAN ATTACK US!
WE HAVE SLAVERY! (Forced Labour)
NO HEALTHCARE OR CHARITY, DAT'S FOR WEAKLINGS!"
WE IS RENAMING THE ELF SEA THE ORK SEA!
ALL NORTHERN HOBBIT LANDS SHOULD BE PART OF ORKLANDS!
WE LIKE THE DEMON EASTERN WARLORD, HE STRONG LIKE US AND WE WANT THE MINERALS OF COUNTRIES THEY IS ATTACKING!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:54:48 PM No.95956086
So the thread is moderated.
Cool.
Replies: >>95956785
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:14:29 PM No.95956173
>>95955948
Rent free. It's genuinely amusing to me how you foreigners spend literally every waking moment seething about the US.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:25 PM No.95956188
>>95955784
>>95955839
Woah woah hold on now, lets not jump to conlcusions

It MIGHT be gay porn
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:22:21 PM No.95956203
>>95955791
Purely?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:30:08 PM No.95956232
>>95955775 (OP)
>>>/h/8577605
>>95956188
>>>/y/3075212
>>>/y/3063009
Replies: >>95956269
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:39:35 PM No.95956269
1732637959364584 FgqzRpJVsAAifH2
1732637959364584 FgqzRpJVsAAifH2
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>>95956232
/y/ is to slow ive seen them all already
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:12:31 PM No.95956399
>>95956188
gay porn is just a subset of porn, so that's not really a counter-argument

>>95956269
thanks, doc
Replies: >>95956759
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:15:18 PM No.95956408
>>95956188
how is gay porn not porn?
Replies: >>95956759
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:21:27 PM No.95956430
>>95955775 (OP)
Traditional games?
Replies: >>95956881
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:48:45 PM No.95956759
20240803_131209
20240803_131209
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>>95956399
>>95956408
It is porn, but its actually good
Replies: >>95957114
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:53:51 PM No.95956785
>>95956086
Of course it's moderate, it's a mod thread.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:57:05 PM No.95956801
>>95955775 (OP)
When do we get the reverse rape stories of strapping orc studs being used by elves to raise strong half-orc warriors as soldiers and sex slaves?
Replies: >>95956840 >>95957003
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:04:46 PM No.95956828
>>95955775 (OP)
Weird to see a manga where Orcs aren't Pigmen
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:09:02 PM No.95956840
>>95956801
Wasn't the porn "orc massage" visual novel sort of like that? At least I remember some orc reverse rape stories/porn showing up around the same time.
There was also that gnome plotline in Arcanum, about gnomes breeding male orc and female humans to produce half orc slaves.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:12:56 PM No.95956860
>>95956840
>gnome plotline in Arcanum, about gnomes breeding male orc and female humans to produce half orc slaves
Half trolls, actually. Which is far worse cause not only were all the females kidnapped, every single one died in birth due to size differences. And the only person who even attempted to expose this horrific practice gets killed, and the game forces you to just walk away since there is zilch you can do about it.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:13:22 PM No.95956866
>>95955775 (OP)
41% of orcs cause 13% of the crime despite only being 56% of the population in 14% of the cases where 88% of crimes occur
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:15:36 PM No.95956875
Orcs in 2024
Orcs in 2024
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I'm not even a social justice person but aren't people bored of decades of a fantasy race that just exists to be killed by low-level adventurers? Why not experiment with giving them an actual culture/society and even letting them be the heroes?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:16:58 PM No.95956881
>>95956430
Orcs are a part of many traditional games, yes.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:18:10 PM No.95956886
>>95956881
What traditional game is the OP based on?
Replies: >>95956904
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:19:13 PM No.95956895
>>95956875
The fuck are you about?
Even dumb as faggot unplayable D&D orcs have lore, culture, societies and history. Despite being not intended to be playable.
No-games pornnigger.
Replies: >>95957264
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:20:25 PM No.95956902
>>95955775 (OP)
I will kill any number of filthy Piggers to protect Elves.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:20:56 PM No.95956904
>>95956886
D&D, unironically. Specifically 1e and 2e.
Replies: >>95956945
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:21:03 PM No.95956906
>>95956875
>he somehow hasn't heard of monster pcs
Good god, I thought the newfags were ignorant before, but this is a new low
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:26:04 PM No.95956945
>>95956904
Cool? In what issue or rulebook of D&D was that comic released?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:17 PM No.95957003
>>95956801
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2108290/The_Impregnation_of_the_Elves_Conquest_of_the_Arrogant_Fairies_by_Impregnation/
There's a game with a story like that, though instead, the elves are all women and only give birth to other elves.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:59 PM No.95957020
>>95957003
>The Impregnation of the Elves: Conquest of the Arrogant Fairies by Impregnation
That sounds like it's about orcs raping fairies/elves (are they the same thing in this setting? if so, based)
>These arrogant Elves are capturing us Orcs as semen cows because they want to get pregnant?! Looks like I have to use the sword on my crotch to teach them a lesson, show these Elves the terror of Orcs!
and this sounds like everyone's raping everyone?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:13 PM No.95957076
>>95957020
The story of it is that elves used to be an all-women race who reproduce through some kind of divine festival at a massive holy tree, but then the tree lost its ability to create new elves. The elves found a workaround by breeding the males of other races. They attacked other races and forced an arrangement where those races give up males as breeding slaves or will continue to get raided. The only ones who refused were the orcs.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:04 PM No.95957094
>>95956945
That's like asking in what issue or rulebook of D&D a given homebrew campaign was released. You can discuss traditional games outside of what is strictly in the rulebook, such as session recaps, worldbuilding discussions, etc.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:30 PM No.95957113
>>95957094
Well sorry, anon, but that anon made it sound like the porn comic is based on something from the actual system of D&D.
But it seems nothing in this thread has any relation to actual traditional games.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:50 PM No.95957114
1694199041635579
1694199041635579
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>>95956759
You're a fag.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:02:11 PM No.95957144
>>95957113
>but that anon made it sound like the porn comic is based on something from the actual system of D&D.
It is. The Japanese conception of orcs comes entirely from 1st edition D&D. So this comic is as many steps removed form the 1e PHB as a given homebrew campaign might be.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:02 PM No.95957195
>>95957144
Then post the edition and in which book that comic was published.
I want to see what campaign that comic applies to, or what part of D&D lore.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:12 PM No.95957264
>>95956895
who the fuck cares about D&D?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:42 PM No.95957271
>>95956875
>orc
that might as well be just some half-elf or gnome who got screwed up by wild magic to explain the skin color
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:07 PM No.95957275
>>95957264
What other system could the OP be based on?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:04 PM No.95957283
>>95957076
wasn't that pretty much the canon lore for Gerudos in Zelda? except they did rarely have males.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:43 PM No.95957290
>>95957264
Okay, then talk about other games.
The point of starting a statement with "even" is to show how, despite being shit and dumb, D&D still gives their orcs culture and history.
A post like this doesn't contribute a thing, you are supposed to mention these games that do a better job.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:28:05 PM No.95957314
>>95957094
Oh so this comic is based on your campaign? Care to show the maps, character sheets etc.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:49 PM No.95957329
Untit333led
Untit333led
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>>95955775 (OP)
Why are humans like this?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:35:12 PM No.95957353
WEG speedrun
WEG speedrun
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>>95957329
It is in human nature to take on all sorts of challenges not because they are easy, but because we are hard.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:52:28 PM No.95957456
2021-11-29 11_07_45-Kingdom Under Fire_ The Crusaders (PC) - Lucretia's Campaign (No Commentary) - Y
>>95955775 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:53:31 PM No.95957465
1461549243246
1461549243246
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>>95956860
I advocate for total gnome death
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:55:06 PM No.95957472
>>95957003
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:56:07 PM No.95957478
>>95956860
>trolls
*ogres
>>95957465
crucify filthy gnomes, kill gnomes, roundhouse kick Warwick Davis into the trashcan
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:39 PM No.95957490
>>95957456
>>95957465
The traditional game?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:01:02 PM No.95957497
>>95956875
Because it boils down to generic adventurer but green.
Woahhhhhhhhh how original!
Just make up mongol expys and play a human from that culture or something for the same effect.
Replies: >>95957911
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:03:28 PM No.95957519
2021-11-14 11_25_29-Kingdom Under Fire_ The Crusaders (PC) - Lucretia's Campaign (No Commentary) - Y
>>95957490
Replies: >>95957555
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:05:58 PM No.95957542
>>95957465

We must address the Gnomish question.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:08:00 PM No.95957555
>>95957519
That's not a traditional game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:55:27 PM No.95957847
+1 image
+1 image
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Because they are, by definition, ugly, warlike, and malevolent.
This non-game image from a medium that isn't a game demonstrates orcs that at least fit that definition.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:04:43 PM No.95957911
>>95957497
Reductive pseud take.
Replies: >>95958099
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:16:57 PM No.95957981
in other words what?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:18:32 PM No.95957990
images
images
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>>95955784
>>95956188
It's acktually "I Left my A-Rank Party to Help My Former Students Reach the Dungeon Depths!" aka aparida.

>>95957329
"Pole"-master anyone?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:59 PM No.95958085
>>95957990
Why do people read thos terrible slop?
Replies: >>95958104
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:34:18 PM No.95958099
>>95957911
That is what "ancestries" basically tuned into
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:35:15 PM No.95958104
>>95958085
Same reason people keep watching terrible movies despite knowing they're bad ahead of time
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:44:32 PM No.95958155
>>95956875
>I'm not even a SJW, BUT [a bunch of libtard talking points]
Do you fags know the definition of insanity? Because you pull the same nakedly duplicitous bullshit every. single. time.
Replies: >>95958399
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:55:39 PM No.95958216
Fem human cleric
Fem human cleric
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>>95957329
>human
>cleric
It's gaming time
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:21 PM No.95958399
>>95958155
He knows the meaning of retarded when he sees you.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:50:55 AM No.95959998
>>95955784
Is your life so devoid of the joy that real good gaming brings that you need to seethe so loudly in every thread that is just meant for fun first and foremost?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:03:45 PM No.95962750
>>95955775 (OP)
>orcs
>in manga

More like: why are jap shits like this?

Absolutely soulless interpretations repeated between each publication like a game of broken phone.
Replies: >>95962772
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:14:44 PM No.95962771
>>95957465
I second for total gnome genocide. And then binding their souls into burning lantern soul gems so that they may for all eternity burn.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:15:45 PM No.95962772
>>95962750
No.