How many times have you ever felt like Vizzini?

Every time someone was foolish enough to have me at their table

>>96005787 (OP)
3 times, I keep getting the same players character to accidentally commit cannibalism

>>96005787 (OP)
Fell in the same pit trap 3 times, to be fair I was playing that type of character but I have to confess that I genuinely forgot it was there.

>>96005984
Accidentally?

>>96006066
grug no look floor
floor is down, only small things are near floor
small things weak
so grug no look flo-

>grug was last seen falling into that pit trap

>>96005787 (OP)
I borrowed a player's external HD to copy over some movies and TV shows.
He had a pathetically hidden folder for porn. Turns out he was into catgirls.

I then placed some catgirls in the game and immediately saw him perk up and start paying attention.
I made sure those girls stole his shit and fuck him over.

The rest of the party had a good laugh.

>>96009158
Hey man, there was this fucking Duergar making fun of me on the other side, he got lucky I was playing a human with no dark vision.

>>96009210

Based.

>>96009210
I am immune to this trick because I have boundless fetishes
You would have no idea what to do with your campaign if you found my porn folder

>>96007992
Yeah, the characters always find out they ate other humans after the fact.
Kids turned into meat pies, trusting meat on a strangers campfire, and elf BBQ from some devils (while technically not cannibalism he still had the same response as the other 2)

>>96009210
>I borrowed a player's external HD
>then I started investigating to find his porn
So you're not a trustworthy person huh
And before you come up with excuses, you said "hidden folder"