Is your character a simp?

>>96010850 (OP)
Hahaaaahhaha repeating the same joke for years makea it funnier each time!! Take my gold fellow gentlesir you have won the internetz

>>96010850 (OP)
My character in every single game is a massive simp for cute whimsical creatures.
Every single one will murder a village for slight offenses but if a happy mushroom creature or a super upbeat psuedodragon needs help? They are 100% getting help.

>>96010850 (OP)
I have an NPC who might end up in that boat, potentially, although only for a particular PC. He's kinda fucked mentally though so I'm not sure if you'd count it.

For my PCs... no, not really
>PC1 is having dopey, clumsy schoolyard kisses with her crush as they both discover love for the first time (she's a construct, he's coming down off of hormone suppressants for the first time in his life)
>PC2 is just straight up getting married in the near future unless one of them dies
>PC3 is a philanderer at best and currently too wrapped up in nine layers of divine conspiracy to even think about getting busy

Any social system where women gain value, status, or power through the validation or approval of men is inherently evil, and everyone who participates in it should be maimed. Weak, delusional, whore-worshipping men must be punished for loving women, and evil, parasitic women must have their faces melted off with acid for being loved.

>>96010924
I bet you think you're so quirky and unique

>>96011019
Go be retarded back in /r9k/ cockbreath.

>>96010850 (OP)
No. I'd love to play a character who is a genuine romantic, though. But romance isn't really a theme that gels with the people I usually play with, so I understandably don't try to force the matter.

>>96010850 (OP)
No, I have zero tolerance for gender treason, the thought of ever writing a pathetic character like Sanji makes me physically ill

>>96010850 (OP)
idk, can women be simps?

>>96017318
yes

>>96012208
No, liking cute happy things isn't quirky or unique. Are you retarded? What made you think I was promoting such a thing as being unique? Are you just being a cunt online to internet strangers? Seems like you are just being a cunt.

May you forever dwell in the company of those that behave just as you do.

>>96010850 (OP)
Nah, he has a different card.