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Anonymous No.96012921 >>96012962 >>96012983 >>96012992 >>96013268 >>96016670
/mtg/ - Magic: the Gathering General
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>Previously
>>96008403

>TQ
What do you think of the Drix?
Anonymous No.96012957 >>96012968 >>96012995
What is it exactly?
Anonymous No.96012962 >>96013017 >>96014453 >>96016589
>>96012921 (OP)
They just don't play test shit right? Like that card or pic related, they made aggro weak and now they make a better Lockdown...
Anonymous No.96012968
>>96012957
Zerg Sliver.
Anonymous No.96012977 >>96013063
More eldrazi.
Anonymous No.96012983
>>96012921 (OP)
This is overhyped. Two life makes it significantly harder to combo with than gravecrawler.
Anonymous No.96012988 >>96013020 >>96013796
>>96008403
Anonymous No.96012992
>>96012921 (OP)
this might be the enabler that finally allows prized amalgam to be played in a less all-in graveyard deck
Anonymous No.96012995 >>96013069
>>96012957
a thinly veiled Alien reference, of course
Anonymous No.96013017
>>96012962
Extremely funny that they print the perfect Cori answer right after banning it. That said, as a filthy red player I'll take this over Lockdown, at least artifacts are easier to kill.
Anonymous No.96013020
>>96012988
I don't think I will.
Anonymous No.96013045 >>96013076
Episode 10 of the story. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/edge-of-eternities-episode-10 One more left after this.
>The Seriema's approaching Infinite Guideline, and Sami sees a monstrous thing outside, asks what's that, Alph has an answer of it being a mass leech, but he doesn't know much beyond that
>Sami goes "well I guess we'll wing it"
>As they get closer, Guideline sends an automated warning of some sort that they're violating Pinnacle space
>They have to brake at the right time to avoid irradiating the entire station, and Sami would rather not
>Tan says he's picking up battle traffic being broadcasted, they tune in and it's just some Monoist chanting
>Alph has no idea what the fuck it's saying
>Meanwhile, the fighting outside is getting worse and worse, many civilians fleeing while holy war wages
>Sami's kind of fascinated by the fighting, but Tan remarks that the chaotic nature of the fighting means it's tricky as hell for them to get through to Guideline
>Sami asks Haliya to contact her people, she does, getting in touch with a nearby radar ship, communicating with another ship to inform them about a new contact
>And then one of the ships is exploded, so good work there
>Tan remarks about the horrors of space battle, mostly about how just completely unknown things are for the most part
>Haliya's not sure she can take even an hour of this
>The battle continues to get worse as they get closer
>One of Guideline's radars locks onto them, and Sami sends out the first of their recorded requests for help
>Then Alph sends out his own request to the Monoists
>And it's Haliya's turn, and she's hesitant
>She's having an internal debate/crisis of faith/mental breakdown before Alph shakes her out of it
>She then turns to him and mentions the bombs she planted on the ship way back when, she COULD still just blow this whole thing up
>Alph asks if she didn't say she'd help them, that she'd take on his case, is she not of her word?
Anonymous No.96013059 >>96013101 >>96013360
What is even the wincon in Standard Omniscience decks? Not all of them play Founding the Third Path after all.
Anonymous No.96013063
>>96012977
Eldrazi are gay.
Anonymous No.96013069
>>96012995
So a sliver, because they're the movie monsters of the Edge
Anonymous No.96013070 >>96013272 >>96017554
>>96010674
Answers?
Anonymous No.96013076 >>96013122
>>96013045
>She asks if it's that easy for Monoists to just make choices without regrets, he answers he's not sure, because he couldn't ask his sister if she had regrets because she's in a black hole
>Alph continues, saying he doesn't regret losing his faith even now, because he lived to doubt, to wonder if he was really doing the right thing, so now it's her chance
>She says a Sunstar knight would never let this happen, he says maybe she's not cut out to be one of those, maybe she doesn't have to be certain of everything
>And as a final push, he makes a beseechment to her as a man seeking the aid of a 'knight' and that's enough to properly push her, because she did agree to take his case
>Back in the cockpit, Alph asks Sami and Tan if they knew Haliya had bombs on the ship, Tan says they found them and threw them out when the Illvoi were fixing up the ship
>Haliya finally makes her broadcast request
>While that's going on, Sami asks Alph what he's going to wear, because he needs armor
>They don't have anything that'll fit him on board, but they have something at least
>As they get closer, Sami wonders if this entire string of events is entirely the Endstone's doing, but resolves to think about that later
>The viy controlling Guideline asks if they want mallowmass, Sami politely but firmly rejects that because if they accepted, the faiths would realise the Endstone wasn't going to go to them
>Haliya's the only other one in the cockpit, and she's needing something to do, so Sami sets her on toggling a switch
>Sami explains that Alph and Haliya are gonna go grab the warp ferry they need while Sami distracts Pinnacle by telling them the exact truth of what's happening because Pinnacle's REALLY good at spotting frauds
>Haliya and Sami briefly talk about when they both first entered Sothera around Guideline, Sami talking about their old ship, the Wurm Speaker, which went to the Wurmwall
>It did not come back, few of its crew did
Anonymous No.96013101
>>96013059
There's many different ones cuz you can just run one-ofs in the sideboard. You can bounce Jeskai Revelations, cycle Marang River Regents, do the mill combo of your choice, build up a storm count. If you got Arcavios in hand then it's GG.
Anonymous No.96013122 >>96013130 >>96013186
>>96013076
>Sami tells her she can stop toggling that switch, she asks what it does, Sami says it counts how many times it's been toggled because of course they'd have a fucking fidget toy
>It does seem to have helped Haliya relax at least
>And then they get to Guideline, as they get close, there's a brief ceasefire, ostensibly to evacuate survivors, but really so both sides can try to get the Endstone
>Sami and Tan, in combat armor, greet the viy, who says it'll inform Checkmate Mantis of their arrival in unusual circumstances
>And as they get through the airlock, hey, there's Mantis, who is apparently the ideal of classic Eumidian beauty, as much as Sami understands
>Mantis lists off so many problems with letting the Seriema in, because it's a piece of shit running without a valid flight plan, then asks if Sami's there as a guest or a thief
>Sami says they're not there as a guest, then just explains the whole thing about the artifact and why they're there
>Tan, to help that account, offers a memory crystal of everything the Seriema recorded back on Kavaron
>Mantis is wary, but Tan assures her it's honest testimony, and then notes that she's aware of the Endstone by name
>She explains they know everything that happened on Kavaron already, because Vondam came to confess, and she further says the Endstone should be given to the only group that could be trusted with it
>Meaning the Drix
>Sami internally thinks that's actually reasonable, and asks where the Drix are, Mantis informs them one named Barrow is already on Guideline and Sami panics
>Mantis continues that Barrow seems to have no actual interest in the stone itself, but has been preparing a LOT of weaponry, to take the Endstone by force if necessary to get it out of the wrong hands
>Sami even says they know they can't trust their own impulses, and the safest choice IS to hand it over to a group so large the Endstone can't meaningfully alter them, like Pinnacle
Anonymous No.96013130 >>96013194
>>96013122
did the stone roll over time to before meeting with tezzeret or was that revision 14?
Anonymous No.96013131
>>96013115
"This game isn't for you (or anyone really)." is now JotC's motto.
Anonymous No.96013160
Eldrazi chads you think we will become Standard playable after EOE?
Anonymous No.96013186 >>96013243
>>96013122
>Sami asks if Vondam advised them to retrieve the stone with lethal force, she says yes, Sami asks why they haven't yet, she says she's a good person, and before she can carry on, things go dark as the station is attacked
>Mantis asks if this is Sami's doing, they say no
>There's tiny holes being put into the station, not even big enough to depressurise things, and a wave of potential matter, which seems to be an artificially created thing of stuff that COULD be, existing only as a waveform until it doesn't
>Sami chimes in, saying that they think they're being seasoned
>Cut to the broken-faith pair who should just kiss at this point
>Alph notes that the ferries are... Not there as they both drift slowly to the station
>Haliya says they say them on the way in, so the ferries must've been moved inside
>And then they both spot the leaks that just happened in the station
>Alph notes a mechan which resembles something from Susur Secundi pumping something into the station, which is probably what did that
>On the other side, the Sunstar are making their own play
>Haliya spots what Alph claims is one of the Monoist's mines, but to her looks like a betentacled monstrosity glimpsed through bits of dark space
>And whatever that thing is, it's going right for Guideline
>Back to Sami 'n Tan, and SOMETHING's coming in, and they see it, and it's... A lot. It's described as a mass of things, tentacles and floating shards and who knows what else (it's an Eldrazi of course)
>Mantis initially tries communication, which obviously fails, and then has the mechans open fire, which DOES hurt it, but it doesn't STOP it
>Then it grabs at one of the mechans, and... 'Licks' it and turns it into a weird pile of messed-up chalk-like stuff
>Sami and Tan decide to run, Tan seems honestly fairly relaxed about this whole thing
>Back to Haliya, trying to radio Sami, to no avail
Anonymous No.96013194
>>96013130
Revision 15's only change was where the crystal landed on the map, I think. I believe Tezz left with Mm'menon.
Anonymous No.96013243 >>96013254
>>96013186
>There's also a LOT more of those things approaching the station, Haliya asks what the Monoists have done, Alph has NO idea
>They make contact with the station, and scramble in to the hangar
>And there's the ferries, and Alph's probably overheating worse in his armor than she is, so she pushes him along, while claiming she needs him along for the ride, just in case they run into one of those things
>He assumes just for somebody to feed to it while she runs, but no, she says it's because she NEEDS somebody to protect or she doesn't know what to do
>Alph contacts the viy of the station, which informs them of the attack underway, and asks if they're attackers
>Alph says no, but asks if they can get a ferry transferred to them anyway
>Viy asks for clearance, Alph doesn't have it, so the viy can't help
>Alph then asks if there's codes to override clearance, the viy says there are, but they're highly restricted 512-bit lattice-based ones, whatever that means
>Alph then goes "Okay, ready for the code?"
>Then Alph spouts off a random series of numbers, which the viy informs him is entirely wrong
>Haliya goes "Oh, you thought you'd use the Endstone for this, it'd choose a future where you DID randomly stumble on the code"
>They get into an argument about paradoxes and time travel which ends with him claiming Haliya sounds like she's having a stroke, which she retorts by saying he jacks off too much, then they kinda laugh at that
>Haliya says "Alright, fine, go back, get the Endstone"
>He protests going alone because she's gonna go make her report to the Sunstar, and he says the stone might vanish her if they're not together
>She asks if he thinks it did that to his sister
>It'd 'explain things' to him, but she just points out that the simpler answer for his doubt is he never believed in the first place
Anonymous No.96013254
>>96013243
>And she says she might not believe either, but she's still got to go make her report, because she has to know if Vondam was influenced, and if he WASN'T, then the Sum is wrong
>And then Vondam shows up behind her to answer that very question
>He did in fact act in accordance with the Sum, except when he let her go, which is eating him up
>He's got his weapons drawn, and basically says "we can take the Endstone now and make this all right with the Sum, you and me"
>He implores her to come home
Anonymous No.96013268 >>96017787
>>96012921 (OP)
>warp cost 4 on colorless
>put free 4 mana cost into play for colorless
>then get to cast the creature again
>warp cost B and 2 life
>play creature from graveyard and attack with it
>goes to exale and you get to cast it again
What's next? Are they going to print Grief but with warp-B, pay 2 life instead of evoke?
Anonymous No.96013269 >>96013381
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Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...
Anonymous No.96013272 >>96014041
>>96013070
Playing a land is more like opening a credit card than exploring.
Anonymous No.96013360
>>96013059
>What is even the wincon in Standard Omniscience decks?
anything that mills a player on etb or that triggers when an enchantment etbs
Anonymous No.96013381 >>96013396
>>96013269
>monoblue control
>rdw
So fun :)
Anonymous No.96013396
>>96013381
:)
Anonymous No.96013548
Hot take: Omni decks are shit, the true boogymen of the format are Vivi and Bx decks.
Anonymous No.96013638 >>96013641
lol you can really just hop on Arena and bully Standard players with UW Control
Anonymous No.96013641 >>96013664
>>96013638
No one has ever felt bullied by you.
Anonymous No.96013642 >>96013660 >>96013670
>it was just a bunch of Eldrazi all along waiting to strike

They couldn't make this any more lame if they tried. One spoopy Eldrazi that gets referenced is one thing, but oh look, there are a shit-ton of them attacking the space station.

Are you excited for the Endstone to be delivered to Bolas on Monday? Fuck sakes.
Anonymous No.96013655
>Drix
The sidekick from Osmosis Jones?
Anonymous No.96013660 >>96013694
>>96013642
>Gay Bolas back
I rather he stay out not gonna lie i dont like him being gay.
Anonymous No.96013664 >>96013678 >>96013859
>>96013641
as the best Magic player on this site, if I play against Arena players they have definitely lost the matchmaking lottery.
Anonymous No.96013670 >>96013697
>>96013642
It wasn't 'just a bunch of Eldrazi', they seem to 'just' be the attack method of the Monoists. The Endstone's master we still don't know, and I'm leaning more towards Fomori because they've been completely absent otherwise.
Anonymous No.96013678 >>96013703
>>96013664
>as the best Magic player on this site
Anonymous No.96013694 >>96013894
>>96013660
I'm fairly sure Bolas being free won't actually matter for a while yet. His whole thing is planning and taking his time, he won't just immediately be the next problem.
Anonymous No.96013697 >>96013704
>>96013670
I keep hearing about Fomori but when the hell they will appear?
Anonymous No.96013703
>>96013678
these are the people who use 4chan now huh?
Anonymous No.96013704
>>96013697
I mean, probably here. Or the Vaar mentioned in the side-story are them or an offshoot thereof. The Planeswalker's Guide did mention a Fomori-Eldrazi war, and the Drix seem to have lived through the last stages of that war, so there's probably something there. The Endstone doesn't feel 'Eldrazi-like' enough, it feels manufactured, created, so I'm betting on the Fomori.
Anonymous No.96013754
these black decks are such a meme if they don't draw Unholy Annex
Anonymous No.96013796 >>96013815
>>96012988
>Creature balance drop fun green broke
The hivemind has spoken, Creature balance is fine and more big green creatures are demanded.
Anonymous No.96013815
>>96013796
Hey at least Diamond Weapon isn't a complete embarrassment (like the rest of FIN).
Anonymous No.96013828 >>96013857 >>96014074
who's farming boxes?
Anonymous No.96013856 >>96013872 >>96013883 >>96013896 >>96013914 >>96014079 >>96014097 >>96014113 >>96014284 >>96014363 >>96014382 >>96014387 >>96014875 >>96014915 >>96017571
DO THING
DRAW CARDS
Anonymous No.96013857
>>96013828
Would be a lot more worth it if it didn't take them 4 - 6 months to ship them to you.
Anonymous No.96013859
>>96013664
>I'm the best
>because I'm good at arena
Brazilian standards lmao
Anonymous No.96013872 >>96014915
>>96013856
Insect bros... Our response?
Anonymous No.96013883 >>96014875
>>96013856
bros...
Anonymous No.96013894 >>96013916
>>96013694
Bolas was in gay baby jail for all of a couple years. It's kinda shitty to be so hard up for overarching threats to bust him out so soon or arguably ever. Unless they're gonna have him job to someone newer.
Anonymous No.96013896
>>96013856
Counters and card draw? I have a bad feeling about this...
Anonymous No.96013914
>>96013856
Goes nuts with almost every single hydra, still trash because hydras suck
Anonymous No.96013916
>>96013894
6 years is quite a bit, but fair. At least Phyrexia, if it comes back, will be in a different form, it won't just be The Praetors Again.
Anonymous No.96014015 >>96014857
>even montolio is now playing lurrus

Everyone at Wizards needs to be IN JAIL. NOW
Anonymous No.96014041 >>96014047
>>96013272
You didn't answer the question.
Anonymous No.96014047 >>96014073
>>96014041
Do you think I care? Ask less retarded questions if you want less retarded answers.
Anonymous No.96014073 >>96014111
>>96014047
Okay, why has nobody buried mark rosewater in a shallow grave yet?
Anonymous No.96014074
>>96013828
EV is way worse than the collector's box
boxes are worth $200 instead of $1200
but are only twice as easy to win
I think $200 buys you 40,000 gems. which is enough for 5 attempts.
Anonymous No.96014079
>>96013856
not my style but I'm glad that MTG art has been getting better every year
Anonymous No.96014097
>>96013856
Playable? I dont know. Will i brew with it? You can bet on it.
Anonymous No.96014111 >>96014135
>>96014073
Because like Delver players, his shifty kind hates Death and Taxes.
Anonymous No.96014113
>>96013856
this seems very strong
Anonymous No.96014135
>>96014111
Who doesn’t love the 1cmc 3/2 flyer that demands your deck be 40%+ instants and sorceries
Anonymous No.96014168 >>96014179
I'm building an EDH deck on MPCFill and I'm looking for a way to generate artworks from photos using AI or similar tools.
So far I've tried feeding MTG cards as references and the photos into ChatGPT saying that I'd like it to mimic the style only and keep the composition and tone of the photo, but I'm getting pretty lame results.

Would anyone know a better way to accomplish this? Maybe some better free AI tool more specialized in this kind of thing, or some filter?
Anonymous No.96014179
>>96014168
/g/ has had local diffusion threads for years now at this point. It is trivial to get a local public Stable Diffusion model set up provided you have a video card with at least 4 GB of VRAM and obviously the more VRAM the better / faster things will run but 4 GB is enough for it to run.
Anonymous No.96014284 >>96014317 >>96014334
>>96013856
>shortly after I pull apart counters EDH deck they print this
>feel 0 desire to rebuild it because EDH fucking sucks now
Anonymous No.96014317
>>96014284
Post list I’m looking for more counter blitz cards
Anonymous No.96014334
>>96014284
>playing a deck relying on +1+1 counters and therefore fills the table with her faggy pebbles and colourful dice
kys please
Anonymous No.96014363
>>96013856
Wtf, good art on a modern mtg card?
Anonymous No.96014382
>>96013856
ACTUALLY goes straight into my green commander deck
Anonymous No.96014387
>>96013856
This is the kind of art i can get behind and not the stupid shit they usually deliver.
Anonymous No.96014453 >>96014494 >>96014511
>>96012962
>its an artifact and not an enchantment which red can actually deal with
>only hits artifacts and creatures, not all nonland permanents
>has marginal upside for eight (8) fucking mana, which will only ever be activated when the game is already over
sure anon, it's totally better than lockdown, you fucking moron
Anonymous No.96014494 >>96014511
>>96014453
>thinking this retards who dwell in these threads have a clue at how evaluate cards, let alone standard players
Anonymous No.96014511 >>96014530 >>96014533 >>96014586
>>96014453
>>96014494
sure faggots, no one will put that card in their decks, surely this another "draft chaff" but you are right absolute clueless retards that post here literally never played a game of MTG in their lives.
Anonymous No.96014530 >>96014573 >>96014586
>>96014511
Retard-kun they are right though. Artifacts are way easier to interact with
Anonymous No.96014533 >>96014573
>>96014511
I bet this retard thought lightning was a playable card.
Anonymous No.96014555
fuck scalpers
Anonymous No.96014573 >>96014652
>>96014530
>>96014533
Screencaping this.
In one month we will see how many decks use the card, see you there for some laughs garbage players.
Anonymous No.96014586
>>96014511
>>96014530
god... and i thought /mtg/ was a bad place to discuss magic.
Anonymous No.96014600 >>96014623
Magic needs Master Packs
Dedicated packs with no rarity weighting that can contain literally any card from the game's history, including the Reserved List.
Every card has a 1.0 weighting, so a Craw Wurm is just as likely to appear and Jace the Mind Sculptor.
Anonymous No.96014623 >>96014641 >>96014712
>>96014600
enjoy your $500 a pack, paypiggy
Anonymous No.96014641
>>96014623
Oh right, WotC did that already with proxies...
Anonymous No.96014652
>>96014573
I don't play standard or care about the card, I'm just making fun of the guy who spammed CSC screencaps taken after the fact being wrong about a card.
Anonymous No.96014712 >>96014731
>>96014623
The packs could be half off the normal pack price and they would still be a sucker's bet because of how much unplayable chaff is diluting the pool.
Anonymous No.96014716 >>96014750 >>96014754 >>96014759 >>96014923 >>96014999 >>96016052
Yet more leaks. Feels like there's more for this set than usual.
Anonymous No.96014731
>>96014712
These would be miserable to draft with but damn if I wouldn't try it a few times
Anonymous No.96014735 >>96017593
Naruto and Super Mario Bros. set soon fellow MTG enjoyers!
Anonymous No.96014750 >>96014768 >>96014784
>>96014716
This on a manland.
Anonymous No.96014754 >>96014999
>>96014716
yeah sure, let me turn all my token producers into synthesizers
Anonymous No.96014759
>>96014716
I will make it work.
Anonymous No.96014768 >>96014797
>>96014750
The aura would fall off once it turns back into a land
Anonymous No.96014784 >>96014797
>>96014750
You mean on an artifact land
Anonymous No.96014797
>>96014768
>>96014784
With the right setup you just need it to trigger once I guess.
Anonymous No.96014802 >>96014828
>TOKENS TOKENS TOKENS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP
STOOOOOOOP PLEASE
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Anonymous No.96014828
>>96014802
I hold no grudge against Tokens in general but I am happy I took my time back then to build a Core Set/Horizons Pauper Cube with no Tokens and no counters other than +1/+1 included.
Anonymous No.96014857
>>96014015
He's played Lurrus for a while
Anonymous No.96014875
>>96013856
>>96013883
Labman's erection grows.
Anonymous No.96014897
>The first time you would..
>Do this only once each turn...
>The second time you cast a spell each turn...
>... draw your second card each turn...
>... for the first time each turn....
Anonymous No.96014915
>>96013856
>Insects/green will have a +1/+1 counter theme
It's been a while since insects have cared about +1/+1 counters. Could be interesting.

>>96013872
I'm not too worried, they've put out a ton of insect already art and we've definitely seen some insects that are clearly legendary creatures. I just hope most of the bugs aren't locked to the precon.
Anonymous No.96014923 >>96014936 >>96014939
>>96014716
>enchant scene of the crime
>play racetrack
>play another land
>racetrack triggers, makes a token land
>racetrack triggers again, and will make infinite lands that you can use to draw as many cards as you want
standard legal btw
Anonymous No.96014936
>>96014923
>The first time you would...
Reading the card (sometimes) explains the card.
Anonymous No.96014939
>>96014923
fuck, just noticed "the first time ... each turn", wotc deserves death
Anonymous No.96014992 >>96015007 >>96015021 >>96015072
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-league-2025-07-049382
>all midrange slop
>CTRL+F: Omniscience
>0
They call him 007
0 relevance
0 top 8s after bans
7 remaining dickriders

Give me Awakenings
Give me F.I.R.E
Give me turn 4 wins
Or I retire!
Anonymous No.96014999
>>96014716
>>96014754
Mmmmm, Mister Mark? I can see this two cards maaaay be a little problematic lol
Anonymous No.96015007 >>96015046
>>96014992
>B-b-but one league didn't have it!
60% winrate.
Anonymous No.96015021
>>96014992
I will take this metagame over Cutter/Aggro hell any fucking day of the week, my brother in christ.
Anonymous No.96015046
>>96015007
>one league didnt have it!
None of them ever had it ever since the bans
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-challenge-32-2025-07-0412801637
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-league-2025-07-039382
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-challenge-32-2025-07-0312801623
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-league-2025-07-029382
https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-challenge-64-2025-07-0112801190

The deck folds in half the moment game 2 starts. It only steals wins in BO1.
Anonymous No.96015062 >>96015071 >>96015091 >>96015098 >>96015114 >>96015138 >>96015835 >>96017511
Odds on station being a real thing?
Anonymous No.96015071
>>96015062
Zero.
Below zero, in fact.
Unless a Station does something more impressive than Consulate Flagship murdering the shit out of people, none of them will see play.
Anonymous No.96015072
>>96014992
See they put a tranny on the card because obnoxience is for boys that cut their dicks off.
Anonymous No.96015091
>>96015062
>Sorcery speed
>8+ power investment on every one showcased
Zero, and you should be sodomized for even suggesting it might
Anonymous No.96015098 >>96015152
>>96015062
No fucking way something that needs 12 motherfucking counters even if they remain and whatever could be playable. In fact not even this things would see play.

The power of this set is in Warp and Eldrazis.
Anonymous No.96015114
>>96015062
very small
station creatures are essentially worse vehicles, you'd much rather have a low crew cost that dodges sorcery speed removal
station lands might have some potential but only as a 1-of or 2-of
Anonymous No.96015138
>>96015062
There will probably be at least 1 playable power outlier(smuggler's copter), or some busted high power warp creature will make them viable.
Anonymous No.96015142 >>96015163 >>96015206 >>96015240 >>96015334 >>96015361 >>96017603
Cat/oven needs to be deleted from every format as it makes simple combat an impossible means of victory.
Anonymous No.96015152 >>96017535
>>96015098
>shit white card is shit
Oh hi Slopoke
Anonymous No.96015163 >>96015170
>>96015142
nah cat oven making creaturefags seethe is super based
if you want combat to matter go play pauper or limited lmao
Anonymous No.96015170
>>96015163
>nah cat oven making creaturefags seethe is super based
This is your brain on WotC cum.
Anonymous No.96015206 >>96015234
>>96015142
>i'm too dimwitted to do anything but play creature and swing
Anonymous No.96015234 >>96015249
>>96015206
>urr durr me sacrifice food
>durrrr me bring back cat!
Anonymous No.96015240
>>96015142
>Coping about Cauldron Familiar
Is this 2020?
Anonymous No.96015249 >>96015254
>>96015234
Anything that makes creature spammers seethe is a good design.
Anonymous No.96015254 >>96015274 >>96015280 >>96015327
>>96015249
>Anything that makes creature spammers seethe is a good design.
Your gallon of semen, sir.
Anonymous No.96015274
>>96015254
It's odd how you have a gallon of semen lying to offer to people.
Anonymous No.96015280
>>96015254
BRO IS THE SEMEN THIEF
Anonymous No.96015327
>>96015254
How many dicks you sucked for that gallon anon? Be sincere to the class.
Anonymous No.96015334
>>96015142
You will take my chinese style pizzeria from my cold dead hands.
Anonymous No.96015361 >>96015818
>>96015142
I assume you're talking about Pioneer here since I never see Cat/Oven anywhere else, what creature deck are you playing? Humans?
Anonymous No.96015535 >>96015587
Does anybody have that image of the super complex interaction with this card that involves layers?
Anonymous No.96015587
>>96015535
yes
>casts pic related
Anonymous No.96015667
I forgot how much I hate deep cavern bat
Anonymous No.96015725 >>96015746
Pavper players look like this!?
But /TroonGoyim/ told me they where all brown shitskins!!!!
Anonymous No.96015746
>>96015725
premodern players are spics
pauper players are eurochads
Anonymous No.96015818
>>96015361
Cats > Humans

We won catniggermen, dogfags lost.
Anonymous No.96015835
>>96015062
I'm still sad this never did anything
Anonymous No.96015853 >>96015864 >>96015907
Did station really need to be a sorcery speed thing if they made the requirements so fucking high?
Anonymous No.96015864
>>96015853
can't have the good stations before star trek/star wars SL special drop :)
Anonymous No.96015898 >>96015929
Is John Carter public domain yet?
When are we getting a public domain magic set of pulp novels like that and Tarzan?
Anonymous No.96015907 >>96015923
>>96015853
The mechanic same as with Crew, Saddle, Reconfigure or Equip is an absolute trash made solely for limited.
Anonymous No.96015923
>>96015907
It doesn't even seem fun in limited and at least shit like job select was fun in FF limited.

Taking turns off slowly building up charge counters sounds like the opposite
Anonymous No.96015929 >>96015954
>>96015898
They can't cause he would have to be black and that's racist.
Anonymous No.96015951 >>96015957 >>96015966 >>96015999
dimir midrange got top 6 https://www.mtgo.com/decklist/standard-challenge-32-2025-07-0412801647
Anonymous No.96015954
>>96015929
In the Disney cartoon they made La have dark skin with white hair.
This was before clown world so I believe they did this because someone who worked on it was a man of culture
Anonymous No.96015957
>>96015951
Dimir is just a deck of good cards so I'm fine that it's good, but God am I tired of it.
Anonymous No.96015966
>>96015951
Dimir Midrange 1-6 (Some Cecils here)
UW Omni 7th
Dimir Midrange 8
Mono white tokens 9
Cool Golgari deck got 10th (Jenova)
Mono white tokens 11th
Boros convoke (Dragoon's Lance)
Anonymous No.96015997 >>96016007
This card seems really good to me in Standard. I'm winning with it a lot but don't see other UR decks playing it
Anonymous No.96015999
>>96015951
I fucking love Kaito and Cecil thoughover so I like the results. Its not like this deck would last either, all the amazing removal will rotate in a month
Anonymous No.96016007
>>96015997
Its not a UR card anymore. Its a UW Bunnicorn/Convoke/Zoetic Glyph card now. This and Dragoon's Lance get run there because the deck can just turn it into a beater with Glyph or Filched Falcon in a pinch
Anonymous No.96016025 >>96016040 >>96016073 >>96016169
Remember when they said if you ban Monstrous Rage, they'll just play Dreadmaw's Ire?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.96016040
>>96016025
RDW/Izzet Aggro is fucking dead not even the UR deck with Vivi is aggro, and for fuck's sake was a due: You literally ban the three cards that let the archetype run obviously will change or die.
Anonymous No.96016052
>>96014716
This is cool as shit. It's a long shot but putting it on Synthethizer is gonna be fun as hell. I'm gonna try and make it work with Temur Battlecrier somehow.
Anonymous No.96016073
>>96016025
There were people seething when they banned Heartfire Hero over Manifold Mouse. They dont realize that the deck can just run Slickshot over Manifold and that theres really no good substitute 1 drop for Hero. Cacophany Scamp isnt a Mouse so you can go turn 1 Hero turn 2 Manifold, valiant double strike. The mice package has been heavily kneecapped because of this so now the red decks are back to prowess shells which are a lot more manageable
Anonymous No.96016138 >>96016178 >>96016238 >>96016284 >>96016359 >>96016709
new bug just dropped
Anonymous No.96016169
>>96016025
Yes that was kind of predicated on Cutter and Mouse still existing too.
Anonymous No.96016178
>>96016138
neat
Anonymous No.96016238
>>96016138
goes straight into my commander lands matter deck
Anonymous No.96016253 >>96016285
how is Gruul Delirium doing?
Anonymous No.96016284 >>96016359
>>96016138
Insect bros this looks kinda cool right? For a green card i mean
Anonymous No.96016285
>>96016253
Solid tier 2. Ends the game in 4 turns if it doesnt draw bricks. Some prefer just going Gruul Aggro because that doesnt fold easily to GY hate. Placed 2-3x top 8 in recent challenge and leagues
Anonymous No.96016296 >>96016304 >>96016310 >>96016311 >>96016338 >>96016339 >>96016356 >>96016359 >>96016371 >>96016372 >>96016379 >>96016384 >>96016416
Is this real? https://www.mtggoldfish.com/tournament/standard-challenge-32-2025-07-04-1
Because is kinda depressing ngl
Anonymous No.96016304 >>96016356
>>96016296
What do you mean depressing?
Dimir midrange failed to place 7th. I think that looks like a healthy format.
Anonymous No.96016310
>>96016296
Its the only untouched deck. Im just surprised Oculus wasnt in, I fully expected that variant to dominate
Anonymous No.96016311
>>96016296
It is depressing that people still play standard
Anonymous No.96016338 >>96016416
>>96016296
I don't know enough about MTGO challenges, why are there two sets of results?
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/tournament/standard-challenge-32-2025-07-04#paper
Anonymous No.96016339
>>96016296
Woooo Dimir king, bb! Suck the big midrange dick, fags!
Anonymous No.96016356 >>96016389
>>96016296
>>96016304
Jim Davis was right.
Anonymous No.96016359
>>96016138
>>96016284
>Finally get a really-pushed insect rare in standard aside from Webstrike Elite I guess
>It's 4 mana and does nothing on it's own
Fuck. I doubt this thing will be good outside my critter commander deck. Kinda reminds me of the days I used to run a green Utopia Sprawl insect deck in modern that splashed red for Shared Animosity and Faithless Looting, but unfortunately most of the pieces are locked out of pioneer. If EoE gives us a cheap mill insect to pair with Molt Tender, we'll probably have a good shell for standard, but so far, this just looks like the kind of card Szarel wishes it was.

>>96016296
Don't worry too much about it, it's just Sheoldred making a comeback now that she's the most toxic creature in standard again. Most of the deck rotates in August.
Anonymous No.96016371
>>96016296
Let the dimirfags enjoy their slop for a month
Anonymous No.96016372
>>96016296
I'm not worried, when rotation happens 1 month from now, dimir is losing:
>cut down
>go for the throat
>sheoldred's edict
>anoint with affliction
>gix's command
>sheoldred
>gix
>faerie mastermind
>ertai resurrected
>underground river + darkslick shores

a lot of these are individually replaceable but losing all of them at once is gonna force the play patterns to change significantly
Anonymous No.96016379
>>96016296
Why Kaito and Sheoldred are allowed to exist, coexist and don’t be addressed as problematic cards will never cease to amaze me
Anonymous No.96016384 >>96016396 >>96016402
>>96016296
>massive bans
>white still can’t crack top 8
I never get tired of being right about white
Anonymous No.96016389 >>96016399 >>96016403
>>96016356
What was his alternative?
Anonymous No.96016396 >>96016406
>>96016384
>
Anonymous No.96016399
>>96016389
That we are all lazy so cutter was ok. Obviously the faggot would probably ban rage leave cutter and call it a day
Anonymous No.96016402
>>96016384
Actually monowhite tokens control top 8'd twice already, also made magic youtubers upset that they actually have to PLAY the game
Anonymous No.96016403 >>96016665
>>96016389
we are lazy niggers who are too dumb to find the actual best deck or counter
Roots failed so he was wrong
Anonymous No.96016406 >>96016414
>>96016396
Those are archetypical Fake White decks. Try harder.
Anonymous No.96016411 >>96016413 >>96016419 >>96016425 >>96016521 >>96016687 >>96017396
AMOGUS
Anonymous No.96016413
>>96016411
AMOGUS. xD
Anonymous No.96016414
>>96016406
Being an unfun faggot is white does best so I think its good representation
Anonymous No.96016416 >>96016421 >>96016423 >>96016440
>>96016296
>>96016338
Why are these results so different? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.96016419
>>96016411
sus
Anonymous No.96016421 >>96016440
>>96016416
Theres 2 leagues iirc
Anonymous No.96016423 >>96016440
>>96016416
no one plays standard in MODO. League results are worthless
Anonymous No.96016425
>>96016411
Whoa, sus
Anonymous No.96016440 >>96016448
>>96016416
sometimes we get more than 1 challenge in a day, so there's two set of results

>>96016421
>>96016423
those are challenges, not leagues
Anonymous No.96016448 >>96016456 >>96016465
>>96016440
So why is one so ridiculously skewed compared to the other?
Anonymous No.96016456 >>96016464
>>96016448
Its probably the same reason why Modern Challenges either have a good spread of archetypes but suddenly have 7 Boros Energy decks in top 8 during Wednesdays. You have more dimir midrange players play on certain days
Anonymous No.96016464 >>96016543
>>96016456
How big is the mtgo playerbase these days anyway?
Anonymous No.96016465
>>96016448
because different players play different decks at different times for different reasons anon
the new meta isn't even a week old, even if there is a clear best deck, people are going to try different paths until they can be certain about what that is
Anonymous No.96016521 >>96016524
>>96016411
I hope they do an Among Us UB
Anonymous No.96016524
>>96016521
pick the cards to retrain for an among us UB
Anonymous No.96016543
>>96016464
I can tell you roughly how many people are playing leagues in each constructed format, but I don't have any data on challenges
>Standard League: 200 active players
>Pioneer League: 115 active players
>Modern League: 1100 active players
>Modern Gold League: 150 active players
>Modern Friendly League: 230 active players
>Legacy League: 450 active players
>Vintage League: 110 players
>Pauper League: 540 players
>Duel Commander League: 150 players

Technically there's a bunch of people playing casually in the tournament practice lobbies but I wouldn't put their numbers above the 50~60 range.

So by format popularity it goes something like this:
Modern >>> Pauper > Legacy >> Standard > Duel Commander > Pioneer = Vintage
Anonymous No.96016577 >>96016586 >>96016744 >>96017150
How does one make New Capenna become a good plane?
Anonymous No.96016586
>>96016577
Include the police faction.
Anonymous No.96016589 >>96016645
>>96012962
been out of the loop for a while, why is the latest set Grok
Anonymous No.96016645
>>96016589
>been out of the loop for a while, why is the latest set Grok
Magic: The Gathering is in space now.
Anonymous No.96016665
>>96016403
Does he not understand that real people have actual jobs and can’t spend all day thinking about wizard rectangles? If my options are β€œspend 80 hours trying to break the meta to win a single tournament with like, $500 in prizes max” or β€œpractice the best existing deck for an evening or two,” as a full-time job haver, I know which one id pick
Anonymous No.96016667 >>96016676 >>96016677 >>96018148
After all he did for Karn, that stupid hunk of silver couldn't be fucked to retrieve Venser's corpse?
Anonymous No.96016670
>>96012921 (OP)
>steal FF characters
>Steal FF named mechanics
Anonymous No.96016676
>>96016667
Are you kidding? Look at Glissa, look at Slobad. Karn has a very consistent methodology for old allies.
Anonymous No.96016677
>>96016667
No.
Everyone else gets to get better. But Venser just doesn't.
Why?
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.96016687
>>96016411
Reasonably flavorful implementation of the concept. I would let other players convoke it too, just to really sell it, but I understand that's a concept they'd probably save for commander.
Anonymous No.96016698 >>96016719
Dimir Midrange is fine because so much is rotating. The red stuff wasn’t
Anonymous No.96016709
>>96016138
You are now husband and wife.
Anonymous No.96016713 >>96016751 >>96017039
Burn spell warp dragon
Anonymous No.96016719
>>96016698
Its fine because just let me fucking have this one OK???? I opened a bunch of Kaitos just let me have fun goddamit its only for a month
Anonymous No.96016725 >>96016753 >>96016799 >>96016860 >>96016947 >>96016958 >>96017916
I wanna make a combo deck with this
Anonymous No.96016744
>>96016577
New set focused on exploring Old Capenna.
Anonymous No.96016751 >>96017517
>>96016713
Feels like haste will make or break a bunch of these warp cards, unless they have nutty value.
Anonymous No.96016752 >>96016762
>Omni kikery kikeing up arena again with kikety kike sheeny shekel shylock kike kikery kike kikeness
>Oy vey Awakening was the problem goyim!
God I fucking hate kikety kike blue kike cards
Anonymous No.96016753
>>96016725
It's cracked.
Anonymous No.96016756 >>96016761 >>96016765 >>96016784 >>96016845
Bros.
Warp is literally just Adventure.
Anonymous No.96016761
>>96016756
>Warp is literally just Adventure.
Anonymous No.96016762
>>96016752
Loses to dimir midrange.
Anonymous No.96016765 >>96016771
>>96016756
It has interactions with sac, flicker, and creature cast triggers.
Anonymous No.96016771 >>96016786
>>96016765
These are not good things.
Anonymous No.96016773
How to fix New Capenna: all the mob families are not ethnic stereotypes. One is the Italian mafia, one is the yakuza, one is a black gang like the crips. Corrupt cops are another faction
Anonymous No.96016784 >>96016788
>>96016756
it's a combination between adventure and evoke
Anonymous No.96016786 >>96016790
>>96016771
>being less parasitic is not a good thing
Anonymous No.96016788
>>96016784
All the upsides of both with neither of their downsides, in fact.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
Anonymous No.96016790 >>96016806
>>96016786
How can one be less parasitic than something that is not parasitic at all?
Learn what a word means before using it. please.
Anonymous No.96016793 >>96016797
Warp is worse than evoke. Evoke is broken now because of all the spells that let you preemptively revive a creature when it dies
Anonymous No.96016797 >>96016803 >>96016811
>>96016793
Ah yes. All those decks that cast Reanimate on Offalsnout. Truly a threat to the world.
Anonymous No.96016799
>>96016725
sweet
Anonymous No.96016803 >>96016805
>>96016797
It depends on how pushed the creatures are and some will be fire up the ass. They did break modern like this once
Anonymous No.96016805
>>96016803
>They did break modern like this once
Ah, yes. Modern. The format with Reanimate.
Anonymous No.96016806 >>96016817
>>96016790
Anonymous No.96016811
>>96016797
yeah Reanimate + evoke creature has never been a viable combo
Anonymous No.96016817 >>96016842
>>96016806
>A mechanic has support cards therefor it is parasitic
Kicker and Cycling bros........
Anonymous No.96016842 >>96016850
>>96016817
Yes, those are parasitic cards. It's not a binary situation, there's a full spectrum. Fluctuator in a set without any cards with cycling will basically do nothing. Same with rumbling aftershocks. Same with lucky clover. Just because cycling and kicker are more commonly seen, does not mean they can't lead to parasitic design. Cycling itself will interact with cards that count draws, discards, activated abilities, etc. Kicker is a bit worse off, but there can be creativity in the costs and with stuff like the 4+ cost mechanic in FF. Adventure doesn't do shit except with stuff like casting from exile (which warp also does) or cards that directly reference it.
Anonymous No.96016845 >>96018096
>>96016756
>Guys, I did it! I finally found a way to powercreep Echo back into standard again!
That's great Mark, are you retiring anytime soon?
Anonymous No.96016850 >>96016880
>>96016842
>"Those cards are parasitic"

>Enter discussion of thing
>Post incorrect statement about thing
>Provide evidence that has nothing to do with the thing being discussed
>Point at your irrelevant evidence, while completely ignoring the subject of the discussion.
You are very stupid.
Anonymous No.96016860 >>96016862
>>96016725
This is such a flexible card. A warp for 1W to guarantee another land drop or a tutor for some utility dork that comes with a 3/2 for 5 in the late game sure is something
Anonymous No.96016862
>>96016860
>that comes with a 3/2 for 5 in the late game
AND gets you another 1-drop. That's every ETB, sonny.
Anonymous No.96016880 >>96016885 >>96018191
>>96016850
>no substance, only whinging
my apologies, I thought I was dealing with a reasonable individual, enjoy your day
Anonymous No.96016885
>>96016880
If you had an argument at all related to the discussion, you would have gotten a legitimate reply.

Claiming that Warp is parasitic is genuine retardation.
Anonymous No.96016891 >>96016895
the beans ban makes more sense the more warp cards we see, imagine filling your deck with a bunch of good cards that can trigger beans twice
Anonymous No.96016895 >>96016900
>>96016891
Preemptively banning something because yo know have foreknowledge of how stupid your next upcoming idea is going to be sure is a new low.
Anonymous No.96016897 >>96016902 >>96016924 >>96016953 >>96017071 >>96018422
Is the EoE story worthwhile, I've heard some decent things
Anonymous No.96016900 >>96016906
>>96016895
that's kind of how most card games with banlists deal with future cards
Anonymous No.96016902
>>96016897
It is what it is.
It's better than most MTG stories by virtue of it being actually readable and not a steaming pile of dog shit that makes you want to drive a sledgehammer through your prefrontal cortex.

If you're up for it, it's fine. Terrible scifi, full of cringe Star Trek-style jargon, generic as all hell, but fine.
Anonymous No.96016905 >>96016911 >>96016912
What is a parasitic mechanic?
Anonymous No.96016906 >>96016915
>>96016900
Or, just a thought...
Scrap the bad ideas before they see print?
Anonymous No.96016911
>>96016905
One that I don't like
Anonymous No.96016912 >>96016924 >>96016932
>>96016905
A mechanic that only interacts with itself, rather than with the game at large.

Kicker is a non-parasitic mechanic because you just use it and it works in general.

Arcane would be an example of a parasitic mechanic, because you can only use Arcane stuff with Arcane stuff and it does not work otherwise.
Anonymous No.96016915 >>96016918
>>96016906
That doesn't work when you keep printing more cards and keep introducing power creep
Anonymous No.96016918
>>96016915
>That doesn't work when you keep printing more cards and keep introducing power creep

Argument from absurdity.
It works perfectly fine. You just don't print shit ideas. Wa la.
Anonymous No.96016924
Gonna play precon vs precon with this as a field spell when EoE release. If the precons are cool.

>>96016897
Read A Fire Upon the Deep instead
>>96016912
Thanks
Anonymous No.96016932 >>96016942 >>96016946 >>96017210
>>96016912
in yugioh we call it xenophobic when cards don't want you to play with non archetypal cards which makes sense because they are xenophobic to other archetypes.

Parasitic in your case makes no sense as the cards were designed to work with each other which is the opposite of a parasite
Anonymous No.96016942
>>96016932
>Parasitic in your case makes no sense as the cards were designed to work with each other which is the opposite of a parasite
Mark thought of the name, I think. He's not the sturdiest cardboard in the warehouse.

Honestly I think the YGO name for it you just mentioned is far better. Leave it to WotC to find the worse idea, every time.

MTG has very few xenophobic mechanics though, in the grand scheme of things. It's basically just Arcane and Flying.
Anonymous No.96016946 >>96016957
>>96016932
Isn't that a lot of cards in yugioh? From my understanding stuff is usually in archetypes like "black magician X" or "elemental hero X" or "blackwing X" or whatever.
Anonymous No.96016947
>>96016725
turn 2 Phelia
turn 3 play this, play its 1-drop, then flicker it
Anonymous No.96016950 >>96017241 >>96017706
Guys,
guys,
what if...
WHAT IF...
Premodern became an official format?!
Anonymous No.96016953
>>96016897
I enjoy Tezzeret actually being weirded out by all the advanced sci fi stuff despite being the Artifacts Planeswalker
Anonymous No.96016957
>>96016946
Yes and no because a big part of current top yugioh lately is a bunch of small engines that don't lock you into anything
Sometimes decks lock you into things or need specific materials to make your extra deck cards.
Anonymous No.96016958 >>96016969
>>96016725
>Turn 3
>Starfield Shepherd finds Nurturing Pixie
>Nurturing Pixie finds Starfield Shepherd
Yeah this won't be shit at all.
Anonymous No.96016969 >>96016974
>>96016958
>3 mana for a 2/2 flier that tutors for another copy
It's just a slightly buffer squadron hawk
Anonymous No.96016974 >>96017005
>>96016969
Ah, but you see, it ALSO tutors for a land!
And every other 1-drop in your deck.
Anonymous No.96017005 >>96017007
>>96016974
>or
That's just draft chaff, anon. Bumped up to a 2/2 but only searches for plains and needs double W.
Anonymous No.96017007
>>96017005
>That's just draft chaff,
THE SACRED PHRASE OF THE ANCIENT MAGI
HATH BEEN EVOKED
Anonymous No.96017039
>>96016713
The 2nd coming of Hazoret. Early game char with ping then late game reach. Yeah warp is cracked evoke + adventure, I like it
Anonymous No.96017063 >>96017067 >>96017075 >>96017387
Sorry if this is a retarded question, but I've never played the format before. If I have Inigo as my commander, that means I need to build a deck of green and red. Can I put white in it due to his card effect as well?
Anonymous No.96017067 >>96017083
>>96017063
Hey bud, looks like you got the wrong door.
The leather club's two blocks down.
>>96014613
Anonymous No.96017071
>>96016897
Space niggers and bugs, that’s about it and maybe an Eldrazi who cares
Anonymous No.96017075 >>96017083
>>96017063
color identity counts all color pips anywhere on the card outside reminder text
Anonymous No.96017083
>>96017067
Fuck (you)!
I am not a clever man
>>96017075
Oh neat. A friend knows I'm a big princess bride fan so he got this for me and I wanted to use it in a way that was unique, thanks mate
Anonymous No.96017115 >>96017226
someone posted this interaction here the day FF came out.
shouts out to that anon.
this is the most soulful combo the game has ever had, on every level.
curve, interaction, flavor. it's just perfect. weak uncommons as well. there is a princess and she takes flight.
there is no way this was intentional on there part, it's too good.
Anonymous No.96017150 >>96017233
>>96016577
Better writers
That's literally all it needs, aesthetically, lorewise and mechanically it's all interesting, putting it way ahead of most post-mending settings
Anonymous No.96017210
>>96016932
It's a bit different to the type/ attribute locks that xenophobic Yu-Gi-Oh decks have. The other aspect of parasitic design is these card also tend to require a critical mass of cards that 'do the thing' to even function which means they often take over any deck they're included in.

Arcane for instance not only just works with itself but the requirements of playing a bunch of arcane and splice spells means you can't just run a few arcane cards you basically have to make it most of your deck to get value out of it.
Anonymous No.96017226
>>96017115
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WAS RAPUNZEL N SHIEET?
Anonymous No.96017233 >>96017252 >>96017542
>>96017150
>aesthetically
Ehhhh, it was pretty bad, only slightly better than OTJ and that's just because they had a more flexible approach to the gay 20s aesthetic compared to the obscenely blunt "just slap a cowboy hat on it lol" approach they had with OTJ. Even as I'm typing this I can't help but think how fucking bad things have gotten that motherfucking SNC seems relatively refined in comparison.
>inb4 2 years go by and we're saying "Well I guess DFT wasn't as bad as this new fucking shit"
Anonymous No.96017241
>>96016950
Announcing Premodern Horizons, coming 2026
Anonymous No.96017252 >>96017263
>>96017233
DFT wasn't even bad. Were you not around for truly shit Magic sets or something?
Anonymous No.96017263 >>96017267
>>96017252
DFT is one of the worst sets of all time aside from not being a multi-ban powercreep disaster a la ELD.
Anonymous No.96017267 >>96017300
>>96017263
current thing is the worst thing ever because the other kids on the internet told me to think so?
Anonymous No.96017300 >>96017361 >>96017366
>>96017267
>Shit art
>Shit story
>Shit mechanics (speed is a fucking joke, shitty vehicles and shitty vehicle support in a dedicated vehicle set)
I don't know how you can say it's not a bad set.
Anonymous No.96017361 >>96017422
>>96017300
art was weak but mostly hit-or-miss, with some pleasant surprises given how awful the promos looked leading up to release (better than just consistently boring art across the board)
no one cares about the story in any of these sets.
mechanics ended up playing out pretty well. a lot of decision-making and things to do every turn. decent amount of synergy. not too bomb-heavy. had its own minigame.
meanwhile it was followed up by Tarkir. a return to X set that was so bad you got sick of playing it after a few days because the only 2 archetypes were play-all-your-bombs multicolour dragon piles vs shitty aggro decks trying to go under them.
Anonymous No.96017366 >>96017456
>>96017300
touch grass.
aetherdrift is a based set.
Anonymous No.96017387
>>96017063
Why is his sword bent?
Anonymous No.96017396
>>96016411
SOOS
Anonymous No.96017422 >>96017433 >>96017456
>>96017361
>mechanics ended up playing out pretty well
Even if we're just talking about limited, I strongly disagree. The vehicle theme was a HUGE drag on the set. I don't know how you can pretend otherwise. Just because Tarkir might've been worse doesn't make Aetherdrift somehow not bad on its own merits.
Anonymous No.96017433
>>96017422
the trick was to just not play the vehicles. vehicles have always been shit. it was a saving grace for the limited environment that you could mostly ignore them and do fine. the best deck was just green fatties curving into colossal dreadmaws lol
Anonymous No.96017456
>>96017422
read>>96017366
Anonymous No.96017511 >>96017533
>>96015062
unless you can cheat out Counters, NON
Anonymous No.96017517 >>96017531
>>96016751
some has Exit abilities.
Anonymous No.96017531 >>96017537
>>96017517
source?
Anonymous No.96017533 >>96017537
>>96017511
>what is proliferation?
stations will break formats, screencap this.
Anonymous No.96017535 >>96018665 >>96018682 >>96018697
>>96015152
It's funny because the white card is the best one showcased so far and it's not close
Anonymous No.96017537
>>96017531
really nigga? ist card with Warp leaked

>>96017533
proliferate is a SINGLE counter, that is nothing on a 12 count.

At least "Crew" had "Pilots"
Anonymous No.96017542 >>96018435
>>96017233
Nah it was good, not necessarily in terms of every art piece but in terms of overall aesthetic. Art deco, guns that are actually recognizable as guns, shortstack devils. The only major sin is too many reddit animal people. Easily top tier for the "modern fantasy" planes, doing laps around actual trash like NEO and OTJ.
Anonymous No.96017554
>>96013070
i like the Netrunner flavor for cards more, specifically Corp cards. Your deck is R&D, projects being created. Your hand is your HQ, projects ready to be finalized and put into action. The discard pile is Archives, full of old junk but sometimes there's face down useful cards for a Runner to dig up.
So in Magic terms, if your library is your mental potential, then your hand is your current capabilities, and thus no max hand size = can remember and be ready for more than an average person. Or something like thst.
Anonymous No.96017571
>>96013856
>may
>once per turn
Cowards! I want to deck out due to forced draws! Have some mother fucking price for all this power, goddamn it
Anonymous No.96017593
>>96014735
Honestly, seeing the fan-made Super Mario set for MTG, there's a bunch of cool shit WotC could do. But i don't trust the current designers to do it the cool way.
Anonymous No.96017603
>>96015142
Just attack with more than one creature, dummy.
Anonymous No.96017623
Pic related
Ancient Adamantoise 8/20 [5GGG]
Koma, World-Eater 8/12 [3GGUU]
The Pride of Hull Clade 2/15 [10G]

Ambling Stormshell 5/9 [3UU]

Caelorna, Coral Tyrant 0/8 [1U]

Fear of Failed Tests [4U]
Anonymous No.96017625 >>96017636
So am I to understand that you can warp one time from your hand and then cast it for face value, or can you continue to warp it over and over?
Anonymous No.96017634 >>96017689 >>96017836 >>96018343
Pic related
Ancient Adamantoise 8/20 [5GGG]
Koma, World-Eater 8/12 [3GGUU]
The Pride of Hull Clade 2/15 [10G]

Ambling Stormshell 5/9 [3UU]

Caelorna, Coral Tyrant 0/8 [1U]

Fear of Failed Tests [4U]
Anonymous No.96017636
>>96017625
Cast WARP
Exile EoT
Cast from Exile at normal value.
Anonymous No.96017664 >>96017708
Station is so fucking bad I still can't get over it
Anonymous No.96017689 >>96018612
>>96017634
>Tapestry Warden
>Drix never leave their worlds defenseless,
...So, do they just hide in plain sight or something? Or is tapestry in this context a fancy way of saying "not build for performance"?
Anonymous No.96017706 >>96017711
>>96016950
That would give actually good players an incentive to play it more than once in a blue moon, which in turn because of the closed nature of the format would make it "imbalanced" (read, the skill average goes from 0 to not zero) and make our local pissmodern brownie have a melty as he sells his cards and buys into the next meme format, likely 93/94.
Anonymous No.96017708
>>96017664
I could see it playing out pretty well, will wait and see how to feels in draft.
Set mechanics are for limited gods and not little constructoid piggies
Anonymous No.96017711 >>96017734
>>96017706
what would happen to the metagame if Premodern actually had major sanctioned tournaments with high stakes?
pretty sure grinders would find out what the best 2-3 decks are and everyone would gravitate towards them, like everything else.
Anonymous No.96017734
>>96017711
>Format is now sanctioned BUT there is no MTGO support (there is precedent in EDH)
Nothing changes except premodern gets possibly more players as it is seen as a 'real' format aka stores can now legally and openly run tournaments and get wotc support (this is a big deal).

>Format has sanction AND is in MTGO
Metagame closes down as average skill rises up incredibly fast and games/day go into high double if not high triple digits making players test all combinations and quickly figure out what is 'best'.

Sanctioning is mostly for stores, in a perfect (for stores) world magic has no format sanctioning and you can just run events with w/e you want.
Anonymous No.96017787
>>96013268
don't give them ideas
Anonymous No.96017796
What a truly SUCKY NAME for a land.
Anonymous No.96017836 >>96017839 >>96017866 >>96018092
>>96017634
what's the point of giving it 3 power given its effect?
>muh power matter in other contexts
this doesn't matter enough compared to the "noise" it gives to the design
Anonymous No.96017839 >>96017841 >>96017850
>>96017836
>what's the point of giving it 3 power given its effect?
its green, PUMP Spells exist.
Anonymous No.96017841
>>96017839
but that just invalidates all intent of the design
what's the point?
Anonymous No.96017845
Well i guess at this point even the most clueless in this general could say that Warp will be a fucking nightmare.
Anonymous No.96017850
>>96017839
Green pump spells are almost always symmetrical. In the vast majority of cases it's toughness will still be higher
Anonymous No.96017866
>>96017836
So it can fight things, this is just combat damage.
I do agree that it does sorta muck up the design tho.
Anonymous No.96017916 >>96017985
>>96016725
At least it doesn't trigger Enduring Innocence...
Anonymous No.96017985 >>96018083
>>96017916
but does trigger idiots who say white never gets ramp!
god and you people say reddit is nad for discussion, at least there i can support the right person
Anonymous No.96018001
I was thinking about Icetill Explorer last night, trying to think up some uses for him because I didn't wanna be ungrateful/lose all hope over insects when we're getting Ramunap Excavator, Exploration and a self-mill effect all on one insect body, and it made me realize we will soon have three insects in standard that care about using fetch lands, which is interesting to me...
Anonymous No.96018032
I really hope this new Warp shit makes my girl Pia finally viable in an exile deck.
Anonymous No.96018072 >>96018130 >>96018171 >>96018202
yay. what the game needs, MORE OVERLORDs support
Anonymous No.96018083
>>96017985
Lands to hand is not ramp
Anonymous No.96018092
>>96017836
Because even though you can "station" with toughtness, it still needs power to "crew" and "mount"
Anonymous No.96018096 >>96018098
>>96016845
Did you know?
Every time Maro has a good idea, he grows 1 inch taller
Anonymous No.96018098
>>96018096
And whenever he had a bad idea he loses 1 hundreth of an inch.
Anonymous No.96018130 >>96018142
>>96018072
this doesn't help the overlords at all numbnuts
Anonymous No.96018142
>>96018130
getting 1 or several clones of overlords everyturn is bad?
Anonymous No.96018148
>>96016667
Anon, stop trusting Karn to help anyone ever
Anonymous No.96018158 >>96018170
Was Manifest Dread parasitic
Anonymous No.96018170
>>96018158
not really
it can still interact with a lot of old and new cards because its synergy pieces mostly care about 'face down creatures' as opposed to any specific mechanic
that and the way blinking a facedown works means there's inbuilt compatibility between morph, manifest, cloak, disguise, manifest dread and whatever the next face up mechanic is
Anonymous No.96018171 >>96018202 >>96020584
>>96018072
Imagine this on Bowmasters if it didn't have the safety valve
Anonymous No.96018177
Have you hit someone with a Cactuar yet?
Anonymous No.96018191
>>96016880
How exactly is Warp parasitic?
Parasitic cards are cards that need others of the same mechanic to be playable. Rebel is parasitic because Rebels only do anything with other Rebels. Splice into Arcane is parasitic because it literally does nothing without other Arcane cards. Warp doesn't even HAVE synergy with itself. Warping multiple cards at once doesn't give you any benefit that Warping them in a vacuum wouldn't. How are they parasitic?
Anonymous No.96018202
>>96018171
T4 Avenger of the Fallen
T5 Shocking Sharpshooter + Moonlit Meditation >>96018072, Attack with Avenger of the Fallen, Mobilize X (6) = 21 Damage
Anonymous No.96018247 >>96018279
Considering building Gruul Delirium. What's the deck's weakness? Does it instantly fold to Ghost Vacuum?
Anonymous No.96018279 >>96018329
>>96018247
Not instanly because at the end of the day is still a powerful aggro deck, with that say, the power of your cards drastically falls against GY hate.
Anonymous No.96018329
>>96018279
Im torn with building UW Convoke or Delirium. Just something I can bring to Standard events and come out with a good WR. That said, I like explosive decks like Gruul Delirium I guess I need to watch a couple of postboard play patterns to see how it copes with the hate
Anonymous No.96018343
>>96017634
Guess who's back. Thran are back.
Anonymous No.96018422
>>96016897
The writing is fine (which is a nice change of pace compared to other recent set stories) but the actual direction of the story its self is turning out about as lame as you can imagine. Magic space stone comes into Tezz's possession and Eldrazi spring out of the woodwork to stop him. Couldn't be any more copy-paste if they tried.
Anonymous No.96018435
>>96017542
Absolutely disagree, only a handful of the artists actually had the knowledge / skill to properly do art deco style and everyone else just aped whatever the art director fed them and they didn't capture the feeling at all.
Anonymous No.96018612
>>96017689
I think "tapestry" is a Drix thing, it's how they refer to sort of... Everything.
Anonymous No.96018665
>>96017535
I can’t hear the cope over all the top 8 Dimir midrange copy pasta
Anonymous No.96018682
>>96017535
That's our impression right now, but first wait for the rest of the set and wait to see the decks working with new set. That Token Generator or the new warp mechanic already look pretty good.
Anonymous No.96018697
>>96017535
im sure is the "NOT TEMPORAL LOCKDOWN"
Anonymous No.96018760 >>96018967
What were they thinking?
And not just how bad the cards are, but the distribution of the mechanic. Not a full cycle? Two cards of the same color? Just one in a different rarity?
Anonymous No.96018787 >>96019414
Mobilize X = Damage
1 = 1
2 = 3
3 = 6
4 = 10
5 = 15
6 = 21
Anonymous No.96018967
>>96018760
It truly was a better time, when not everything had to be a cycle
Anonymous No.96019155 >>96019413
I need more spoilers...
MORE ROBOT SPOILERS
Anonymous No.96019413 >>96019420 >>96019472 >>96019681
>>96019155
You ask and you shall recieve
Anonymous No.96019414
>>96018787
You're dreaming too small.
This shit works with Blood Tokens and any of the artifact tokens too, not just creature ones.
Anonymous No.96019420 >>96019431 >>96019672
>>96019413
>muh eldrazi
>muh kavu
>now muh phyrexians
They really ran out of ideas, huh?
Anonymous No.96019431
>>96019420
>muh elves
>muh arabia
>muh ugly women showing cleavage
>muh elves
MTG was never creative
Anonymous No.96019435 >>96019681
Why not just reprint it.
Anonymous No.96019472 >>96019481
>>96019413
poison? fucking posion again?
Anonymous No.96019481 >>96019681
>>96019472
They reprinted Fynn in Fyndations.
Anonymous No.96019672 >>96019680
>>96019420
Even worse considering this is a space set where they could have done literally anything, but instead, they do kavu and eldrazi.
Anonymous No.96019680
>>96019672
The last time they tried something new we got the interplanar wacky races.
Anonymous No.96019681 >>96019715
>>96019413
They didn't test this shit, lmao. I love to see mtg becoming a dumpster fire xD
Glad I m not playing limited or draft for this shit, imagine losing to a shit uncommon in less than 3 turns.
>>96019481
Less troublesome design imo. If the robot was legendary it would be ok.
>>96019435
planets as lands just feels wrong when in a regular set.
Anonymous No.96019715 >>96019815
>>96019681
Imagine being unable to deal with a 3 mana 2/3 over 5 turns in draft lol, it's a trash card.
Anonymous No.96019815 >>96019875
>>96019715
it is not 5 turns. If the guy builds around it then he will have more than 1 artifact creature (and probably 2 or more of this shiter).
Even Fynn was somewhat troublesome in Kaldheim draft because you had to waste resources on him. Now you give a troublesome clock to all colors...
Anonymous No.96019875
>>96019815
If you've hit someone five times with nontoken artifact creatures in draft, you've likely already won or are close to do so. Fynn was good in Kaldheim because he's a 2 mana 1/3 deathtouch, which is a great blocker. The other ability is far less significant. See other cards like kappa tech wrecker or servant of the stinger for other similar cards which are strong for similar reasons.
Anonymous No.96019882 >>96019899 >>96019970 >>96020032 >>96020104 >>96020136
stationbros...
Anonymous No.96019899
>>96019882
Seriously how i'm supposed to make this shit cards work? Is impossible.
Anonymous No.96019908 >>96019979
Any pauper spoilers m'lord? A crumb I beg
Anonymous No.96019970
>>96019882
At worst it’s cultivate and with a fetch land and you can keep it on board as a flyer by saccing for fetch on the targeted land
Anonymous No.96019979
>>96019908
Here you go
Anonymous No.96020032 >>96020059
>>96019882
WTF are you talking about, you need setup (a fucking token)
but for 2G its the best basic land fetcher
its pure ramp if you have a lander token to sac instead of a reg land
Anonymous No.96020059 >>96020082
>>96020032
Have we even seen what lander tokens are? They could be difficult to get, we have no idea.
Anonymous No.96020082
>>96020059
wild assumption, same shit, different name the other tokens (map, clue etc)

Pay 3, Tap, Sac: Search for a basic land
Anonymous No.96020104 >>96020116 >>96020142
>>96019882
>Power crept Kodama's rea-.
>7+
>Nevermind.
Oof.
I mean, I guess it's a Reach you can flicker now? that has some implications... I guess..
Anonymous No.96020116 >>96020143
>>96020104
It lets you put both lands on the board if you sac a lander token, which could be big even without the station shit, and like you said it can be flickered or bounced. Heavily depends on what lander token sources are like.
Anonymous No.96020136 >>96020140 >>96020200
>>96019882
>mono green artifact that turns into a flier
Magic: the Gathering was a mistake.
Anonymous No.96020140 >>96020173
>>96020136
???????
Anonymous No.96020142 >>96020160
>>96020104
Kodama reach only let you put 1 land on the field.

if you sac a token with this, it let you put TWO (2) lands, Leaves an artifact on the field AND you can flick it


it all depends how easy or not are Lander Tokens.

on a Separate note, what if every one of your WARPS draws you a card?
Anonymous No.96020143 >>96020158
>>96020116
>Have to sac something to get the effect.
Oh nevermind actually it's TOTAL shit.

>Station 7+
>for a FUCKING 3/3
What the hell are these idiot designers even doing anymore?
Anonymous No.96020151
>Green is NOT ALLOWED to have good cards
Why they hate forests this much?
Anonymous No.96020158
>>96020143
>Oh nevermind actually it's TOTAL shit.
ALL Other 3CMC Spells that fetch and drop 2 cards either
a) Also require a sacrifice
or
b) Kicker extra cost

You are retarded anon
Anonymous No.96020160 >>96020164 >>96020350
>>96020142
>Kodama reach only let you put 1 land on the field.
Yeah my bad. It's Harrow, not Reach.

It is hilarious, though, seeing a power crept card where the power creep is such a pathetic fart int he wind that it barely feels like a problem. This set is a fucking joke.
Anonymous No.96020164 >>96020192
>>96020160
Harrow gets untapped lands, which is far better than making it an artifact.
Anonymous No.96020173 >>96020200
>>96020140
>mono green
>artifact creature
>flier
They don't even pretend to follow the color pie anymore.
Anonymous No.96020192 >>96020206 >>96020236
>>96020164
but you only get 1 land advantage cause you still need to sac land.
assuming no previous Ramp
Your T3 will end up with 4 lands,
T4 you put another land and end up with 5

Eoe card T3 ends up with 5 lands
T4 put another land and end up with 6
Anonymous No.96020200 >>96020241
>>96020136
>>96020173
>average blue player when another color does anything
Anonymous No.96020206
>>96020192
pure land advantage wise, harrow will need to play Edge of Autumn
Anonymous No.96020236
>>96020192
Yeah but don't forget you probably spent a card to get that lander token. With harrow you can t3 harrow into rampant growth or something, you still spent two cards and still hit 6 lands t4. The difference is that your ramp deck is probably happy to run two ramp spells, while with this new one you have the A+B problem where you're shit out of luck if you only draw one type.
Anonymous No.96020241
>>96020200
Oh no, blue is a travesty too. Not only in keywords but also just straight up stats, shit like god eternal kefnet was a mono blue 4 mana 4/5 flier with all upside. Absolute abomination.
Anonymous No.96020350
>>96020160
dumb bitch everything is on fire right behind you why are you planting trees
Anonymous No.96020403 >>96020421 >>96020426 >>96021214
bake new
Anonymous No.96020421 >>96021214
>>96020403
No.
LET IT DIE.
Anonymous No.96020426 >>96021214
>>96020403
isildur.webm
Anonymous No.96020455 >>96021214
Let us free.
Let it die.
Anonymous No.96020584 >>96020656
>>96018171
What safety valve does Bowmasters have? Being 2 mana instead of 1? Not making your opponent skip those draws? Not letting you cast it by exiling a black card from your hand?
Anonymous No.96020656
>>96020584
He's talking about the safety valve on the enchantment. "The first time each turn"
Bowmasters + that without the once a turn clause just wins.
Anonymous No.96021214
>>96020403
>>96020421
>>96020426
>>96020455
come here you lazy bones

>>96021207
>>96021207
>>96021207