Thread 96015270

>Roll up a half-elf ranger character
>Campaign is an urban campaign set entirely in a city
What do I do?

>>96015270 (OP)
>Not play that character in the campaign
>Urban sewer ranger
>Play the character as is and just be out of place

>>96015270 (OP)
I know that's you, puccee. Trying to seed your comms on the board again, are we?

>>96015301
>Urban sewer ranger
LMAO

>>96015306
Hunts rats or sewer goblins or something, I dunoo

>>96015270 (OP)
Run em as a Tout

>>96015353
A trout?

>>96015270 (OP)
Do you get off on this or something?

>>96015270 (OP)
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/UA:Ranger_Variant:_Urban_Ranger

>>96015390
No that's the druid

>>96015270 (OP)
Fish out of water
Noble savage
Multiclass

>>96015270 (OP)
fuck off puckee

>>96015270 (OP)
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/vq9S5hcS2M3CN1u__iPslg/
>26 times since February

>>96015270 (OP)
Commit suicide, puckee ol chum.

>>96015270 (OP)
>Restrictive story games are shit
Water is also wet!

>>96015950
>>96016059
I think your boogeyman (if you can prove he is real) probably gets off to pissing off anons like you.

>>96015270 (OP)
Why bother making art if it looks exactly like reality? Just take a damn picture at that point

>>96016245
>Anon confuse
setting with story yet again
When your GM tells you that your group starts at a valley do you scream about stories and shit your pants in anger too?

>>96015270 (OP)
There are plenty of animals that live in urban environments. Sparrows, pidgeons, seagulls, rats, cockroaches, foxes, raccoons, the French...

>>96015270 (OP)
I would play an absolute fuckin hillbilly with absolute disdain for civilized society. Like Crocodile Dundee but a piece of shit.
I'd also use my skills to give myself tiny advantages that I can keep in my back pocket until I get to unleash them all at an opportune moment.

>>96015270 (OP)
Get raped and murdered, puckee.

>spam the meme to the point of being more annoying than whatever you're crusading against
>get deleted for spamming
>surprised pikachu.jpg
>n-no how could it happen i'm in the right here??? surely the mods are in it, it's a conspiracy!!!!
Please commit suicide posthaste.

>>96015490
I always found this ridiculous. Urban ranger? That's the rogue, literally. You know what, fuck the ranger as a whole, only the monk beats it as the most unnecessary class in a fantasy game.

>>96018161
Modern (3e and on) ranger has no reason to exist because OG ranger was a prestige class for chads who rolled high stats.

>>96015270 (OP)
Work on your art

Don't let yourselves be fooled by such vile shitposters trying to slander my good name with their inane spamming and ridiculous photoshop skills. For it is I lord Puck XXI. Connoisseur of superb fantasy artworks and mustaches. These frauds can easily be spotted since their scribblings are clearly missing the latter.
I implore you, do not fall for these fakes!

>>96015270 (OP)
Jesus fucking christ, shitposts really are protected

>>96015270 (OP)
sell armpit paintings

>>96015301
>>Urban sewer ranger

>>96018323
Where do you think we are?

>>96015270 (OP)

Why half-elf and not half-human?

>>96015270 (OP)
>What do I do?
Kill yourself.

>>96015270 (OP)
...Look for a better campaign? Urban settings kinda suck

>>96015270 (OP)
You've disgraced yourself and your house, suicide is the only option.

>>96016264
>if you can prove he is real

>>96015270 (OP)
>shit game wat do
Play a game where the character option you want to use isn't handicapped by daddy DM whim.

>>96018968
https://imgur.com/user/Ututu222

>>96015270 (OP)
>GM tells you the premise of the campaign
>Intentionally make a character that doesn't fit the campaign
If I were the GM I would have told you to make a different character long before that point.

>>96015270 (OP)
Play Urban Ranger.

>>96019093
If I was the GM i'd have beaten him with a stick, it'd have been unrelated to that, i'm just kind of violent

>>96018955
sepukku

>>96015270 (OP)
The same thing that inner city Thyrsus do in mage: be that person who knows how the city animals like rats and pigeons behave, and know where all of the greenery is. And also, be the navigator who can parkour around.

>>96015270 (OP)
>you start in the plains
>woah wait a second my ranger is specialized in swamps
>you will be fighting demons
>but my ranger is specialized in undead
>you all meet in a tavern
>I TOLD YOU MY RANGER IS SPECIALIZED IN THE PLANE OF RANCDID DEEP FRYING GREASE
I wonder who would design such a class...

>>96021443
Someone who forgot some people are stupid enough to not learn what is coming up before making their character.

urban rat hunter

>>96015270 (OP)
Bouncing arrows
Bending arrows
Crowd control techniques

>>96015270 (OP)
>Party stays at an inn
>Ranger wakes up early and spears rats from the nearby dumpster, puts them on a spit, tries to give everyone breakfast in bed
What do you do?

>>96015270 (OP)
Honestly... I like the idea of a reverse isekai. Why has no one done it? Only one I can think of is The Indian and the Cupboard.

>>96015270 (OP)
Does the city have no park? Just play a Park Ranger.

>>96016245
Restrictive story games are shit, yes, but water is not wet.

rp stands for role play

Roleplaying is about deciding the character and behavior of someone who isn't yourself, so even moving a figure across a grided or hex map is roleplay.

>>96015270 (OP)
become an eco terrorist

>>96019061
>a mod protects this bump fag redditor
Lol
Lmao even

>>96028861
based