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Anonymous No.96042967 >>96044203 >>96045266 >>96045314
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>Previously
>>96038225

>TQ
Favorite card that draws a card?
Anonymous No.96042986 >>96042990 >>96042998 >>96043003 >>96043108 >>96043258 >>96043898 >>96045359
Spot the "designed for commander" legendary
Anonymous No.96042990 >>96042995 >>96045224
>>96042986
>Food
>Entirely in BG for most of its design history

>The Food legend is WR
These designers literally just don't give a flaming fuck about their game, do they?
Anonymous No.96042995
>>96042990
because it's not natural food, it's artifact food. look the jello has a gear in it. and boros is (sadly) the artifacts matter color (even though we all know it should actually be blue/black because artifacts are the antithesis of green nature)
Anonymous No.96042997
Up the beanstalk is the most broken draw engine ever printed in the history of the game.
Anonymous No.96042998
>>96042986
Is this card even good in coomander? Life totals are basically irrelevant in that format.
Anonymous No.96043001 >>96043005 >>96043340
Up the beanstalk is the most broken draw engine ever printed in the history of the game, on the same level of Necropotence
Anonymous No.96043003
>>96042986
All of legendaries are designed for commander, anon.
Anonymous No.96043005 >>96043021
>>96043001
>Up the beanstalk is the most broken draw engine ever printed in the history of the game
Wrong.
Anonymous No.96043007
>TQ
My wives.
Anonymous No.96043021 >>96043034
>>96043005
Paradoxical outcome is not the broken half of any interaction involving it.
Anonymous No.96043034 >>96043072
>>96043021
Actually, it is. What Outcome does is the textbook definition of Broken: Shit in all circumstances outside the one where it is the best card in the game.
Anonymous No.96043051 >>96043067 >>96043219
Only playable in red/white.
Anonymous No.96043063 >>96043071 >>96043185 >>96043239
JP art.
Anonymous No.96043067
>>96043051
These are so horrible it's unreal.
Anonymous No.96043071
>>96043063
Fucking hell the only way this could be worse is if they made it a crossover with vocaloid or hololive or whatever
Anonymous No.96043072 >>96043078
>>96043034
>the textbook definition of Broken: Shit in all circumstances outside the one where it is the best card in the game
NAYRT but that's not what broken is anymore, it's shifted to mean generically powerful in all situations like Frog, Tamiyo, Ragavan etc.
Anonymous No.96043078 >>96043123
>>96043072
>NAYRT but that's not what broken is anymore, it's shifted to mean generically powerful in all situations like Frog, Tamiyo, Ragavan etc.
Frog, Tamiyo and Ragavan are BUSTED, not Broken.
These are different terms.
Anonymous No.96043108
>>96042986
Designed for reddit updoots
Anonymous No.96043123 >>96043128
>>96043078
Please post a single documented instance of anyone making this distinction.
Anonymous No.96043128 >>96043137
>>96043123
>"I'm too retarded to parse semantic spaces and now will proceed to demand LE SOURCE!!!!!! because of it."
Thinking humans parse information themselves, unlike you.
Anonymous No.96043133 >>96053067
Have they shown off any repeatable artifact sacrifice outlets in this set? We've already seen over 50% of the set, with a few cards that give you benefits for being able to sacrifice artifacts and a few cards that make artifacts you can sacrifice, but nothing that lets you mass-sacrifice artifacts.
Anonymous No.96043137 >>96043140
>>96043128
trying a bit too hard to fit in there buddy
Anonymous No.96043140
>>96043137
I don't care.
Anonymous No.96043144 >>96043166 >>96043182
Anonymous No.96043149 >>96043247 >>96043272 >>96043351
White station land got spoiled and it’s probably the worst nonbasic land printed in god knows how many years. Like it’s arguably the worst land in the game that still can be tapped for mana.

Spoiled because it’s so bad it’ll hurt your eyes to read.
ETBT
Tap: add W
Station
12+ counters: 5W, T: make a copy of target artifact or enchantment you control, except the copy is legendary.
Anonymous No.96043166 >>96043180
>>96043144
>Eusocial
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.96043180
>>96043166
Remember they are not a hivemind. This was repeated 3 times for some esoteric reasons.
Anonymous No.96043182 >>96043235
>>96043144
>Eusocial
It's Eugenics, but ethical!
Anonymous No.96043185
>>96043063
damn alien girl
Anonymous No.96043188 >>96043190 >>96043244 >>96044297
Terrible. What other characters will have multiple cards?
Anonymous No.96043190
>>96043188
Hey, there's that line Mark teased.
And look, it's unplayable. Nice.
Anonymous No.96043201 >>96043209 >>96043212 >>96043244
They have larger breast than Chandra.
Anonymous No.96043209
>>96043201
thank god it's a terrible card.
Anonymous No.96043210
Anonymous No.96043212 >>96045732
>>96043201
Not for long!
Anonymous No.96043219 >>96043222
>>96043051
do any colours have 4 power 3-drops at common?
would be a pretty good curve
Anonymous No.96043222
>>96043219
No, but we have a shiny new 4/1 Menace with Ward - Discard a Cards for 1B.
Anonymous No.96043235
>>96043182
>(of an animal species, especially an insect) showing an advanced level of social organization, in which a single female or caste produces the offspring and non-reproductive individuals cooperate in caring for the young.
Anonymous No.96043239 >>96043284 >>96044013 >>96044281
>>96043063
Anonymous No.96043244
>>96043188
>>96043201
Boros commander that effectively turns all your equipment into mana rocks, and it's still shit
Anonymous No.96043247 >>96043281
>>96043149
>5W, T:
haha dear god
Anonymous No.96043258
>>96042986
you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Anonymous No.96043272 >>96043356
>>96043149
The red one is shit too, but yeah...
Anonymous No.96043273 >>96043362
>Sacrifices a creature (of their choice)
>"We made this change because it confused new players!"

>This X...
>"We made this change because it confused new players!"

>(You may warp this card from your graveyard.)
>"We made this change because it confused new players!"

At what point do you realize you should stop courting retards, instead of dumbing down your game?
Anonymous No.96043281 >>96043301
>>96043247
It's not even just that. You have to tap 12+ power worth of creatures to even be allowed to spend effectively 7 mana for that effect. And I hope you have a good non-legendary artifact or enchantment to copy with it. Once, because the copy is also legendary.
Anonymous No.96043284
>>96043239
I like these ones.
Anonymous No.96043301 >>96043414
>>96043281
It's marginally better since you can still copy artifact and enchantment creatures at instant speed, but at 5ww i'm not sure it would ever be worth it. Especially once you factor in the cost (and time) of stationing.
Anonymous No.96043340
>>96043001
Necro is god tier because its necro
Beans is only so good because wotc keeps printing design mistakes
Anonymous No.96043351
>>96043149
I simply do not believe you.
Anonymous No.96043355 >>96043358
Anonymous No.96043356 >>96043390
>>96043272
When did we get the red one?
Anonymous No.96043358 >>96043368 >>96043386
>>96043355
Anonymous No.96043362
>>96043273
When they want to stop making money
Anonymous No.96043365
I like these arts.
Anonymous No.96043368 >>96043376 >>96043393 >>96043854 >>96043900
>>96043358
Anonymous No.96043376
>>96043368
Anonymous No.96043386
>>96043358
>a bunch of unplayable utility lands
>WOTC is too scary to special print Wasteland because of Timeless in Arena

Cowards, fucking cowards
Anonymous No.96043390 >>96043401 >>96043403 >>96043419 >>96043429
>>96043356
Anonymous No.96043393 >>96044756
>>96043368
Wait a fucking minute.
Hedrons were a Zendikar thing, specifically the lithomancy Nahiri taught to Ugin. They weren't natively an Eldrazi thing at all.
Anonymous No.96043401 >>96043416
>>96043390
So bad it's concerning. What made them print this?
Anonymous No.96043403 >>96043416
>>96043390
>12+
>ability is still the sort of thing you'd only realistically use in low-to-the-ground, balls-to-the-wall aggro
It's Hammer of Purphoros but you have to convoke it to an absurd degree. Who thought that made any sense? I eagerly look forward to Standard being exactly so retarded that it ends up being meta some fucking how.
Anonymous No.96043414
>>96043301
Yuna decks could have it stationed in time to curve into the ability + have a good target for it in play.
Putting a tapped mono colour land in your three-colour deck just sucks so much I'm not sure anything wants these.
Anonymous No.96043416 >>96043432 >>96043443 >>96043457
>>96043401
>>96043403
The best part is that the white / red land effects are supposed to be "on par" with !cradle, !academy and !tower.

Not that I'm implying that any of the station lands are anywhere near playable but the Shivan Gorge meme is still alive and well in 2025.
Anonymous No.96043419 >>96043436
>>96043390
>Wasting 12 power for joy of being able to SACRIFICE THE LAND and make a ... a........
>2/2

>>>>>>Mythic Rare
AHahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.96043429
>>96043390
UH
BROS.....
BROS OUR MYTHIC RARE IS TROUNCED BY A REGULAR MANLAND

BROS HELP. WOTC, HELP. YOU- YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO PRINT THAT IN THE MYTHIC SLOT RIGHT?!

WOTC PLEASE. PLEASE. A REGULAR MANLAND IS BETTER THAN- WOTC PLEASE!!!!
Anonymous No.96043432
>>96043416
They could have made red add mana equal to the number of instant/sorcery cards in your graveyard and it'd still be weaker than the cradle equivalent.
Anonymous No.96043435
>do thing draw card
>everything is legendary
>average flavor text is: "We found the Goobagaba Fuggawugga Array. We'll just turn it on. What's the worst that can happen?" -last recorded log.....
MtG is saved!
Anonymous No.96043436
>>96043419
>SACRIFICE THE LAND
A land. Any land. It's still shit, but let's at least be honest about the level of shit that we're looking at.
Anonymous No.96043438 >>96047149 >>96047149 >>96047149 >>96047149 >>96047149
Some serious Archangel's Light ahh energy going on with these mythic lands.

F I V E mythic slots on this garbage. Holy fuck.
Anonymous No.96043443
>>96043416
The black one is possibly playable, it's got the best tools to enable it and the best payoff for Standard.
Anonymous No.96043449 >>96043455 >>96043459 >>96043462
Imagine paying a bunch of mana and sacrificing a land for minimal effect lol wouldn't that be a terrible card lol
Anonymous No.96043455
>>96043449
KYS you fucking shill bitch
Anonymous No.96043457
>>96043416
The white effect is at least somewhat unique, I guess. Not a lot of white copying, and I suppose I can see that being a fun toy for the Format That Shall Not Be Named. This red one, though? Nobody wants it.
Anonymous No.96043459
>>96043449
>Ramunap Ruins but when it ETBs your opponent gains 12 life
Ah yes, now THAT is power.
Anonymous No.96043462
>>96043449
run Shivan George instead
Anonymous No.96043463 >>96043483
Magic is best when the cards are bad.
All Mythics should be unplayable garbage.
Keep the meltdowns coming, shitters
Anonymous No.96043466 >>96043470 >>96043480 >>96043487 >>96043493
>12+
Seriously though,
What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.96043468 >>96043489
Serious question Magic experts:
Who and i mean even the most sweaty brewers, Who in the ACTUAL FUCK will play even a copy of station lands? Why the hell would they put such impossible taxes like +12 power counters at SORCERY speed on utility lands?

Designers play this fucking game?
Anonymous No.96043470 >>96043487
>>96043466
I was about to say: it's not that hard to get that many counters as you can just tap your creatures during your opponents end phase and ramp it up very quickly
>activate only as a sorcery
Never mind. lmao.
Anonymous No.96043479
Given this thread's track record, I'm starting to think the station lands might actually be good.
Anonymous No.96043480
>>96043466
I guess i'm not the only one amazed by the absolute shit this cards look like.

Station is probably one of the worst mechanics of all time and not in the broken sense.
Anonymous No.96043483
>>96043463
>Magic is best when the cards are bad.
>All Mythics should be unplayable garbage
this is true though, but then shilling for a unplayable mythic card is still retarded anon-kun
Anonymous No.96043487 >>96043495
>>96043466
>>96043470
Well there's also proli--
>ONE rotates out as EOE comes in
Ah. Never mind.
Anonymous No.96043489 >>96043517
>>96043468
it's a land with upside. it's not hard to find space for 1-2 of those in your deck if it wants the effect, depending on the format.
they're clearly not build-arounds.
not every land cycle has to be broken you retards.
Anonymous No.96043493
>>96043466
They are thinking you are going to use the 9/9 with Warp 3 for this. However, instead I am going to use that thing to Burn Together, Self Destruct, and use that new 3 mana red aura that does the Chandra's Ignition impression.
Anonymous No.96043495
>>96043487
>ONE rotates out as EOE comes in
It's like they intended to make the mechanic as bad as possible.
Anonymous No.96043496 >>96043504 >>96044349
What's the lore behind station cards? Vehicles I get, creature crews the vehicle (although even if you kill the creature in response the vehicle just uh engages autopilot I guess). Simple enough.
What is happening with station? My bigger creature spends a turn to what exactly? Turn the station on?
Anonymous No.96043504 >>96043527
>>96043496
>What's the lore behind station cards?
Something something market research suggests space set will sell something something make a space ship mechanic or you're fired, you stupid fucking ungrateful designers etc. etc. who cares, fuck you.
Anonymous No.96043514 >>96043526 >>96043527
This set really fucking sucks and all my hype for it is dead because it sucks.
Anonymous No.96043517
>>96043489
We are not talking here about broken. We are talking about "playable" faggot. This shit is garbage.
Anonymous No.96043525 >>96043568
i'm so tired of crew, saddle, station and all sort of similar stuff... it just doesn't work, vehicles and equal permanents just are not good, stop trying to push something will never work in constructed, stop designing cards for tabletop games like cummander. just stop and give us fun interesting cards.
Anonymous No.96043526 >>96043535 >>96043541 >>96043548
>>96043514
My hype for it died when they first started talking about blasters and spaceships, so join the club. New Capenna, Karlov Manor, Thunder Junction, Duskmourn, and Edge of Eternity have all been disappointing. Hopefully Lorwyn is closer to Bloomburrow and Tarkir.
Anonymous No.96043527
>>96043504
>>96043514
They just mailed the space set in, really really hard. Spaceships! Space stations! Planets! Warping! Uh...bugs! And...umm...throw some Eldrazi in there, they live in space, right!

Credit where credit is due, the actual story (as in the stories on the MtG website) were decent this time around and naturally none of it is reflected on the cards at all. Same deal with Duskmorne - just complete tonal dissonance between the worldbuilding team and the design team.

Watching the intro video today was painful. "My only goal was to get a space whale in there! You gotta have a space whale!" Bravo.
Anonymous No.96043535
>>96043526
>Bloomburrow and Tarkir
the two worst formats they've made in years lmao you people...
Anonymous No.96043541 >>96043670
>>96043526
>Bloomburrow
Mouse package destroyed every relevant format.

>Tarkir
Cutter destroyed every relevant format.

Stop making excuses for this crap. Those sets were garbage just like the others, they're just trash for balance reasons instead of every other reason. Both reasons are inexcusable.
Anonymous No.96043548 >>96043558
>>96043526
>blasters
Why do they allow (space) guns but not guns?
Anonymous No.96043558
>>96043548
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
JUST CONSUME PRODUCT THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT
Anonymous No.96043565 >>96043573
>waaaaah waaaaaaaah
>the set's land cycle is shit
>if you're not melting down over this you're a shill for Big Shit Card
meanwhile imagine the screeching panic here if [rare land cycle with retarded set mechanic] were actually good and every deck wanted to play 1 copy, much less 4.
you Magic kids are the biggest mongoloids on the internet, willing to wet yourself crying at anything and everything.
Anonymous No.96043568
>>96043525
Quick! Define FUN and INSTERESTING cards!
You all can do it right?
Anonymous No.96043573 >>96043579 >>96043595 >>96043635 >>96043693
>>96043565
????????? Man i'm not mad about this set, i like Magic in Space, my boi Tezzeret, i'm waiting for Eldrazis but if one mechanic is garbage, then it is what it is you know? You will play this in your deck?
Anonymous No.96043579 >>96043697
>>96043573
>one mechanic
Vehicles, but worse.
Revolt, but gay.
Adventure, but broken-er.

That's a three for three shit record, anon.
Anonymous No.96043595 >>96043603
>>96043573
There is only one actual Eldrazi card and we have seen it already. Same deal with the Sliver card. 100% a hat set, just like all the others.
Anonymous No.96043603
>>96043595
>There is only one actual Eldrazi card and we have seen it already. Same deal with the Sliver card. 100% a hat set, just like all the others.
Even worse.
The handwaved lore of "ehhh, it's just like that steals shit from other planes!" means it's both a Hat set, AND a Memberberries set.

ABSOLUTE slop garbage. Double slop, even.
Anonymous No.96043635
>>96043573
literally every set has garbage mechanics that I don't play in my constructed decks, which might see 1-2 cards printed a year for them at most.
doesn't mean I have to come crying on social media every 2 months about whatever crap I'm told I have to feel outraged about.
Station is a dogshit Limited mechanic between Battle and Vehicle (other shit mechanics). They've clearly tried to support it with warp creatures (which is more than the aforementioned shit mechanics got) so we'll see how that effects picking and deckbuilding. It may end up being something you ignore in most of your draft decks so you can curve out and attack the shitters who are tapping out to charge Stations. Which means free wins.
Crying about this shit is like crying about how a Centaur Courser with Start Your Engines isn't good though for your Standard deck.
Anonymous No.96043670 >>96043682
>>96043541
I said I hoped it would be MORE like those sets, which were trash only for balance instead of being trash for balance and also for everything else. I would prefer a set that is trash on no axis at all, but those are the closest we’ve gotten lately.
Anonymous No.96043682
>>96043670
>I said I hoped it would be MORE like those sets, which were trash only for balance instead of being trash for balance and also for everything else. I would prefer a set that is trash on no axis at all, but those are the closest we’ve gotten lately.
You know what?
Fair point, mate. A set with one or two busted ass cards, you can ban them and still have a not insufferable garbagefire. Tarkir-like problems are fixable problems. The problems of Goon For Eternity are, unfortunately, forever.
Anonymous No.96043693 >>96043703 >>96045164
>>96043573
>tutors for ancient one
>ancient one immediately completes station
hmmm
Anonymous No.96043694
My shitty space set > WotC's shitty space set.
Anonymous No.96043697 >>96043775
>>96043579
Nothing is worse than Vehicles. God I hate Vehicles. It's closer to Battle (a stinker in the 'hey, anyone remember this mechanic?' category).
And Revolt is a design space that they can't/shouldn't bother revisiting. They aren't allowed to print any good cards with Revolt because fetchlands will turn something like Fatal Push into best-removal-spell-ever tier.
So we're left with this pushed(?) Warp mechanic that the other two set mechanics are designed to synergize with.
Which is reasonable set design, if pretty lazy. I expected EoE to be bad considering it was being made at the same time as most of the work was being done on FF and they'd obviously have everyone competent working on that instead.
Will have to wait to see how it feels to draft. If Warp is too powerful it might suck. It Warp is so weak that the synergies fall apart and you have to ignore all the set mechanics it might also suck.
Anonymous No.96043703 >>96043737 >>96043834
>>96043693
HOLY SHIT! And for the low low price of 1WWUB, you get a .... 5/5 flier.... ZAMN!
Anonymous No.96043737 >>96043743
>>96043703
You forgot the 8/8 body which can be used for other purposes. Also the cost being broken into two parts. Also the tutoring for any legendary creature, so you can find other stuff if you already have ancient one. It's not like it'll take over vintage, but you don't need to misrepresent it.
Anonymous No.96043743 >>96043769
>>96043737
Anon, for 5 mana I can literally kill you in most metas.
Anonymous No.96043769 >>96043777 >>96043793 >>96043807
>>96043743
Yeah that's why trash 3 mana do nothings and 5 mana fliers are unplayable
Anonymous No.96043775 >>96043801
>>96043697
> was being done on FF and they'd obviously have everyone competent working on that instead.
Then why FF was a huge weak ass garbage too anon? Maybe they don’t have anyone competent to begin with? Because Fagtasy was a trash of a set too
Anonymous No.96043777 >>96043810
>>96043769
>3 mana do nothings
Uh, yes. Drawing a card and hurling a Sacred Fire at your opponent's face every single turn.
Much nothing. Very brick.
Anonymous No.96043793 >>96043810
>>96043769
Are you saying Annex, the culmination of FIRE design is a do nothing and trying to compare it with Station, Anon?
Anonymous No.96043801 >>96043848
>>96043775
lol you people are no better than animals
>all that matters is a set's power level, me want strong card
you'll never understand a thing in your life. just endless tears.
Anonymous No.96043807
>>96043769
>The single strongest midrange card ever printed is a do-nothing card
Now this is shitposting.
Anonymous No.96043810 >>96043817
>>96043793
No, I'm saying anon is being disingenuous at best when trying to claim stuff at 5 mana is unplayable. Station is not going to be annex levels strong, I'm just pointing out the idiocy of the statement.

>>96043777
>needs demons to sacred fire
bro your mana? you only have 2 left before you die
Anonymous No.96043817 >>96043828
>>96043810
Anonymous No.96043828
>>96043817
Oh thank god FIN had a 2 mana demon, wouldn't want to die before I'm able to spend 5 mana
Anonymous No.96043834
>>96043703
But you also get an engine that lets you mill your opponent!
Anonymous No.96043848
>>96043801
Lmao stay mad loser
Anonymous No.96043854 >>96043872 >>96043896 >>96043949
>>96043368
Oh good Eldrazi gets to be tier 0 in Historic for months now because nobody at WotC pays any attention to Historic
Anonymous No.96043872
>>96043854
Spreading Seas is still banned btw
Anonymous No.96043896
>>96043854
Maybe if they rehire the janitor that was looking after Historic it'd be a decent format
Anonymous No.96043898 >>96043939
>>96042986
Not going to be surprised when this suddenly becomes a lynchpin deck designed to consistently bolt you for 3-6 every turn (with added 2 damage from munitions) the same way Vivi was supposed to be just a commander card ackshually
Anonymous No.96043900 >>96043986 >>96044026
>>96043368
If they are printing already this level of cards, what,s stopping them to make Modern a reality in Arena? Just the lazyness?
Anonymous No.96043926
>asymmetric sliver card
>a-at least they aren't humanoid!
cucks
Anonymous No.96043939 >>96043953
>>96043898
>incredibly broken card
>nobody is talking about it
I'm not sold on the lobster, but munitions are going to be nasty.
Anonymous No.96043949 >>96043956
>>96043854
Historic got boros energy nerfs before Modern got the bans.
Anonymous No.96043953 >>96044033
>>96043939
>... leaves the battlefield...
I, for one, appreciate WotC providing absolutely zero counterplay immediately after announcing Artifacts are now included in the "Dies" wording.
Anonymous No.96043956
>>96043949
yes and that took months to happen
Anonymous No.96043986
>>96043900
>what,s stopping them to make Modern a reality in Arena?
there's no real demand for it to happen, we only got a half-assed version of pioneer because arena already had most of the important sets and they wanted to push the standard to pioneer pipeline
Anonymous No.96044013
>>96043239
New token doubler for my selesnya deck.
Anonymous No.96044026 >>96045103
>>96043900
Arena is largely F2P players who don't buy into any of the paid formats (Alchemy, Pioneer, Historic, etc).
Anonymous No.96044033 >>96044048
>>96043953
Just play a 7 cost spell, bro
Anonymous No.96044048 >>96044057
>>96044033
Rebuild exists (in Modern, at least).
Anonymous No.96044057 >>96044062
>>96044048
That triggers all the munitions
Anonymous No.96044062 >>96044073 >>96044079
>>96044057
And how!
Anonymous No.96044073 >>96044079
>>96044062
I'm a consumer whore!
Anonymous No.96044079 >>96044085
>>96044062
>>96044073
Did anon have a stroke or is it bots gone haywire?
Anonymous No.96044085 >>96044361
>>96044079
ABSOLUTE NEWFAG DETECTED
Anonymous No.96044089
My spoon is too big!
Anonymous No.96044144 >>96044146 >>96044260 >>96045393
Is it a hats set?
Anonymous No.96044146
>>96044144
No, it's a costume set.
Anonymous No.96044203
>>96042967 (OP)
>TQ
Outcaster Trailblazer
Anonymous No.96044260 >>96045393
>>96044144
From what we can tell, it's not nearly as bad as a hat set. Of course, it's still a novelty set, but that describes at least 90% of the sets since original Mirrodin.
Anonymous No.96044281 >>96044293 >>96044311 >>96044407
>>96043239
>Choose odd or even. Destroy each creature with mana value of the chosen quality.
>Destroy each creature with mana value of the chosen quality.
>creature with mana value of the chosen quality
>mana value of the chosen quality
>chosen quality
Quality =/= Quantity
Anonymous No.96044293 >>96044318 >>96044407
>>96044281
Please understand. WotC hires on passion, not competence. English is hard.
Anonymous No.96044297
>>96043188
At least the art makes it not seem like a tranny
Anonymous No.96044311
>>96044281
I don't think odd or even are quantities.
Anonymous No.96044318
>>96044293
More like WotC chose quantity on passion and incompetence rather than quality on design and competence.
Anonymous No.96044323 >>96044350
>The ENDstone
>"The future is set. The present remains uncertain."
>Art is of some figure who possessed the Endstone but is dissolving into viscera

>"your life total becomes half your STARTING life total, rounded up."

What's the point? Combat and interaction notwithstanding, as long as you have 1 life left, you always have 10 life at the end of turn. It's not the end, it's a Lich effect with NO DOWNSIDE.What a disappointment, somewhere in development they clearly seemed to have this thing be some dangerous "gain advantage but always be under threat of death" kind of thing, but it looks like "gain advantage AND gain insurance against dying"

I have no clue if it's playable at 7, but it sounds so boring. I'm sure commander players will eat it up
Anonymous No.96044349
>>96043496
They work on the planet's research station.
Anonymous No.96044350
>>96044323
The downside is that it costs 7. Drawing a card on each spell isn't actually that amazing. The flavor (I assume) is that it's trying to keep you stuck at a certain moment in time (or life total, in this case).
Anonymous No.96044361
>>96044085
You're deflecting your incompetence. The line is supposed to be said after praising a product. It was also in the wrong order.
Anonymous No.96044407 >>96044996
>>96044281
>>96044293
>odd or even is a quantity
Anonymous No.96044557 >>96044579 >>96044655 >>96044810
https://scryfall.com/search?q=set%3Aeoe+type%3Aland+t%3Abasic&unique=prints&as=grid&order=color

Absolutely hideous basics
Anonymous No.96044579
>>96044557
The non-fullart ones look above average.
Anonymous No.96044655
>>96044557
>space lands
This is as retarded as the TBD space lands with the mana symbol in the stars
Anonymous No.96044671
I’m done with Limited Magic for the year. This set is too silly even for in-verse and then the only other 2 are spidey and avatar. That’s literally the entire second half of the year with no good magic. It’s like staring so long into my phone and then looking up to realize there’s the real world around and me and it’s so….bleak…
Anonymous No.96044744 >>96044782 >>96044813
As a thought experiment if you really wanted to make station work what creatures would you use?
There is The Mindskinner add The Ancient One what else?
Anonymous No.96044756
>>96043393
Shut up nerd and buy more products
Anonymous No.96044782 >>96044829
>>96044744
This nigga. Or that Warpdrazi, really any of these hueg warp creatures will do
Anonymous No.96044810
>>96044557
Im so suck of ugly borderless lands but I also hate the standard frame because there is too much dead space in the text box
Anonymous No.96044813
>>96044744
Nessian Hornbeetle since you can build both it and the charges up at the same time
Anonymous No.96044829
>>96044782
why not just use meme statted creatures if you're gonna warp some garbage in
Anonymous No.96044841 >>96045873
I will be 100% honest here:

I m starting to dig some of the concepts of this set. I wont say I like the humanoid Kavu, all the space shit, etc... But I think that some of the visuals are cool.
All in all, arts and some aspects of this setting are good and could have been used for a better set because the execution here is terrible.
Station fucking sucks.
Some warp cards are extremely bad and nonsensical (flavor wise).
The "Larger than a planet" threats being small creatures is fucking trash.
The obvious commander target audience makes most of the cards shit.

They could have just said that this "plane" was made by refugees of old phyrexia (after the invasion) and all space ships are copies of the weatherlight/predator skyships and the planets are not like actual planets but more like a bunch of moons or small planets orbiting a main world or something like that.
Also don't make the human empire a bunch of sword welding fags in white slim armor. At least give them "halo" guns (and don't make all of them black people...).
I hate that they don't try to hide that the designs are a bunch of reddit/twitter fags with no imagination and who mostly try to copy shit from others instead of trying to create their own things.
Anonymous No.96044863
What's the quick rundown on the story on edge of eternities? You always give me a great summary broskis.
Anonymous No.96044866
>>96041297
>>96041271
why not both?
Anonymous No.96044888 >>96044904 >>96045147
Is there a recommended tutorial video or doc covering the absolute basics for retards of normal Magic and Commander?
Hate to ask to be spoonfed, but to make a long story short; I got a friend that's been down lately and he was telling me about him going to a local place to play casually with some fellas. He's a great guy so I thought I'd surprise him next week and maybe buy one of those constructed FF decks I think they have at the store and do a few rounds with him if it's not horrifying to figure out for a total novice.
Anonymous No.96044904 >>96044923
>>96044888
https://media.wizards.com/2025/downloads/MagicCompRules%2020250606.pdf
Anonymous No.96044923
>>96044904
Much obliged
Anonymous No.96044939 >>96044991
These station cards are so fucking horrible that I have to wonder if the designers even play this game. Like seriously, the station values are like double the amount for them to be playable in any real format
Anonymous No.96044955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtVykGcgT98
Please brothers report this animal for playing premodern on jotc software.
Anonymous No.96044991
>>96044939
they are "balanced" towards Commander more likely than not.

tho in this set you "cheat" with Biosynthic Burst
and Loading Zone
Anonymous No.96044996
>>96044407
It is when you become fully troonified and loonified, become the perfect retard, a loony troony 4channy.
Anonymous No.96045001 >>96045073
>this used to be a top tier creature
Take me back
Anonymous No.96045073 >>96045312
>>96045001
Just play pauper, bro. Caw Gates is top tier.
Anonymous No.96045103
>>96044026
Alchemy is noobs playing starter decks or FF block constructed.. plus a few people farming them for imaginary points on whatever comically broken Alchemy-only cycle of rares/mythics got released in the latest set, which will get nerfed when the next set comes out and rotates them.
Historic is noobs playing starter decks and crap like their old angel-tribal deck vs people farming them on the same half dozen meta decks that dump all over another dead Arena-only meme format where interaction isn't allowed.
Pioneer is dead, just a wasteland of people who want to play Phoenix vs RDW shitters farming dailies after their deck got banned in whatever format they used to play.
Anonymous No.96045147
>>96044888
download Magic Arena and play with the starter decks
then find out what format he plays and watch beginner-friendly YouTube videos of it
Anonymous No.96045164
>>96043693
this god is about to see some serious shit.
Anonymous No.96045224
>>96042990
It's mainly because they are out of ideas so they just put mechanic in other colors to create new cards like how energy went from being UGR to UWR because they needed to create a new commander.
Anonymous No.96045266
>>96042967 (OP)
>TQ
Heal https://scryfall.com/card/me3/14/heal
Braingeyser
Necropotence
Wheel of Fortune
Wall of Blossoms
Anonymous No.96045271 >>96045273 >>96045279 >>96045350
How is EoE feeling as a new set?
Anonymous No.96045273 >>96045276 >>96045279
>>96045271
It's total shit.
The story was a'ight though, gay shit notwithstanding. Shame the set doesn't reflect that.
Anonymous No.96045276
>>96045273
Tis a shame then. I put down my Land-Planet. heh.
Anonymous No.96045279 >>96045282
>>96045271
This (>>96045273), but ironically it's probably my favorite set of the year.
Anonymous No.96045282
>>96045279
>but ironically it's probably my favorite set of the year.
Not a high bar to beat.
Anonymous No.96045285 >>96046937
Huh? I can't post images?
Anonymous No.96045312 >>96045324 >>96045366 >>96045402 >>96045447 >>96045468
>>96045073
Pauper isn't bad player friendly tho :(
Anonymous No.96045314
>>96042967 (OP)
I thought it was a Oblivion Stone reprint
https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/373/oblivion-stone
Anonymous No.96045324
>>96045312
It's ok bro, you can become a decent player
Anonymous No.96045350
>>96045271
STATION is definitely a failed mechanic but I see card with potential outside the set itself

Tezzert
Moonlit Meditation
Starfield Vocalist
Sothera, the Supervoid
Weapons Manufacturing
Timeline Culler
Tragic Trajectory
Larval Scoutlander + Sami's Curiosity
Diplomatic Relations (will be a riot assuming not errata)
Loading Zone
The Endstone
Thrumming Hivepool
Anonymous No.96045359 >>96045378 >>96045390
>>96042986
Seriously no one believe in the lobster? Could be amazing in the right deck
Anonymous No.96045366
>>96045312
zone of proximal development brudda
you get betta fasta by playing with betta players
Anonymous No.96045378
>>96045359
Pair him with Weapons Manufacturing and it does 5 a pop
Anonymous No.96045386 >>96045467 >>96045511
Just realized how insanely broken this card is.
Anonymous No.96045390
>>96045359
Sure, he could. But I just find these commander bait cards so boring
Anonymous No.96045393
>>96044144
>>96044260
Good example.
Marchesa leaving the throne she killed to get so she can go play cowboys = hat set behavior
Perpetually down on his luck Tezzeret captaining a ship to get macguffin to give him more evil power, that's just typical Tezzeret shit.
Anonymous No.96045402 >>96045515
>>96045312
Eh, I just play Red Tron, with it. I would have fun with it even if I don't win. But the lower power level of the format offers a lot of opportunity to make mistakes and still win.
Anonymous No.96045447 >>96045457
>>96045312
surely you could just play burn or something similarly linear
Anonymous No.96045457
>>96045447
he wants to play with squadron hawk bro
Anonymous No.96045467
>>96045386
how is it broken? it's Control Magic but worse.
Anonymous No.96045468 >>96045515
>>96045312
It's 2025, just play your broken cards and let them carry you, you don't need skill to play the game
Anonymous No.96045511 >>96045831
>>96045386
>Kitnap
>Not a fox
Anonymous No.96045515 >>96045535
>>96045468
The most broken card in pauper are the init retards and those lose you the game half the time.

>>96045402
>Make a mistake in pauper
>Get ran over because of snow balling
But you do play a tier z deck so lmao
Anonymous No.96045535 >>96045559
>>96045515

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little scrub? I'll have you know I am the top player in the Weekly FNM, and I've been involved in numerous deck building preprs for Paupergeddon, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in aggro warfare and I'm the top midrange in the entire European pauper league. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with plays the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shut to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my hacker network of spies across the USA and your MTGO account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your positive winrate. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can maul you 2-0 in over seven LGS and MTGO leagues, and that's just with my Red Tron deck. Not only am I extensively trained in playing pauper, but I have access to all the top decks for Legacy and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of MTG, you little shut. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shut fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous No.96045559
>>96045535
kek saved
Anonymous No.96045571 >>96045671
>The endstone
>the aetherdrift
>loot
>the dragonstorm

Why these "legendary things that everyone is looking for " are mechanically unplayable, even in commander? At least the One ring see play.
Anonymous No.96045656 >>96045739
apparently MTGA is getting not just Eldrazi Temple but also Strip Mine and Ancient Tomb.
its Timeless format might finally become something other than Duel Deck: SnT vs Energy
Anonymous No.96045671 >>96045697
>>96045571
You mean like the Mirari, the Legacy Weapon, and That Which Was Taken?
It's nothing new, the strongest cards are almost always insigificant in the plot.
Anonymous No.96045697
>>96045671
>It's nothing new, the strongest cards are almost always insigificant in the plot.
except some PW n that bitch Sheoldred
Anonymous No.96045720
Anonymous No.96045732
>>96043212
>I AM LOOT XD
I want to hurl this piece of shit straight into the bowels of the Blind Eternities and watch as the endless hordes of Eldrazi brutally molest him for all of eternity.
Anonymous No.96045739
>>96045656
Until FoW and Daze get there 90% of the decks will be unplayable, tomb only makes show & tell and spy combo more fast and consistent.
It should lower the number of energy decks at least.
Anonymous No.96045747 >>96045773
Second Planeswalker revealed
Anonymous No.96045773
>>96045747
Finally a new Divine Intervention
I love forcing draws
Anonymous No.96045808
What was the best iteration of the Vintage cube?
Anonymous No.96045811 >>96045903 >>96046052 >>96046101 >>96046107
This is the only PW i will need the following months
Anonymous No.96045831
>>96045511
Pretty sure kit is any young fox-like animal in size. Like rabbits.
Anonymous No.96045873 >>96045896 >>96045901
>>96044841
>They could have just said that this "plane" was made by refugees of old phyrexia
I was expecting something like Integral Trees, where you have a vast area free of gravity (technically everything's in freefall) but full of breathable air. Or that other science fiction novel i can't remember the name of, where human colonists accidentally enter a universe where the gravitational force is a billion times stronger. Their ship collapses under its own weight but it's okay because that same gravity means the galaxy is thick with breathable air. Basically i was expecting fantastical elements that would allow the "spaceships" of this setting to be more like the Weatherlight too, with open decks
Anonymous No.96045896
>>96045873
Found the other one, Raft by Stephen Baxter
Anonymous No.96045901 >>96046078
>>96045873
>Their ship collapses under its own weight
And their bones don't?
Anonymous No.96045903 >>96046035 >>96046170 >>96046181
>>96045811
I play a 90% brown artifact deck in standard with enigma jewel, hedron archive, boom box, esoteric duplicator, ugin, etc
I would not touch this crap ass card with a 10 ft pole
what the fuck are you going to accomplish by tutoring up a 1 drop for turn 4? and leaving a 1 loyalty walker who dies to a sneeze
its going to be hard enough to protect him at 4 loyalty he probably does nothing the turn he comes down, then dies to some hasty threat before you can untap with him
none of his modes are relevant, even his fucking ultimate sucks

for 3 mana I would rather cast Urza's Sylex and have some chance of not dying
Anonymous No.96046035
>>96045903
>in standard
There's your problem
Anonymous No.96046052 >>96046181 >>96053112
>>96045811
I like that you can hit him with United Battlefront in the Synthesizer deck.
but that's all I like about him. card does nothing in Standard. maybe you get to mainboard a Ghost Vacuum/Soul-Guide Lantern and randomly hate out the occasional graveyard deck (for 4 mana) but that's your best case scenario.
You probably run Vacuum/Dusk Rose Reliquary/Candy Trail as his targets. The new set would have to print a crazy 1 mana artifact to consider him doing anything (I guess Enigma Jewel is actually decent with him but it's only for meme decks)
Anonymous No.96046078 >>96046103
>>96045901
What would the gravitational force of one billion humans be?
Anonymous No.96046101
>>96045811
>not an artifact planeswalker
Boo.
Anonymous No.96046103 >>96046137
>>96046078
It's a simple equation, anon.
Anonymous No.96046107 >>96046231 >>96046248
>>96045811
you're untapping your simulacrum constructs with tezzeret to station ulthos on turn 4
Anonymous No.96046110 >>96046209
"In my main phase I will tap Sephiroth to station my spacecraft and in the battle phase I will Waterbend your blocking Spiderman" is now a cohesive phrase you can legally say in Standard in 2025.
Anonymous No.96046137
>>96046103
So why did you ask "why don't the humans' bones break under their own weight?"
Anonymous No.96046170
>>96045903
I play gw cage with glasshulk and my deck already wants to tutor 1 drops and has a good artifact count.
This guy is like glasshulk 5-8 that you can llanowar on turn 2.
In fact, llanowar into tezz gives you 5 mana on turn 3.
Anonymous No.96046181
>>96046052
>>96045903
I'm convinced
tezz will be a meta staple.
Anonymous No.96046205 >>96046235 >>96046254
>standard cards in new set are either a weak clumsy gimmick or extremely overpowered and gamebreaking
When will this stop?
Anonymous No.96046209
>>96046110
>Waterbend
If I don’t get a serialized, textured holo-foil Ty Lee, I’m gonna kill myself.
Anonymous No.96046214
Do not kill yourself, it's a sin unto Lord.
Anonymous No.96046231 >>96046331 >>96046347
>>96046107
Explain how you're getting 3 constructs out turn 4.
Anonymous No.96046235
>>96046205
When all the jews and minorties are expelled from hasbro and wotc.
Anonymous No.96046248
>>96046107
This should be the safest BET to STATION (land interaction is raree) and somehow they hve the worst fuckinng possible abilities
Anonymous No.96046252
Honestly they should just print Urza Saga in Standard, it won't make any meta difference
Anonymous No.96046254 >>96046339 >>96046349 >>96046364
>>96046205
can you name even one OP/Gamebreaking card from edge of eternities
Anonymous No.96046331
>>96046231
t1 uthos t2 Emissary escort t3 warp bygone colosus thats 18 power
Anonymous No.96046339
>>96046254
gee maybe the 4/1 menace ward - discard a card that only costs {1B}
Anonymous No.96046347
>>96046231
t1 cecil
t2 ancient one
t3 tapped planet, any 2 power creature -> station 12
Anonymous No.96046349 >>96046356 >>96046362
>>96046254
Anonymous No.96046356 >>96046396
>>96046349
That's a neat commander, but care to answer the question?
Anonymous No.96046362 >>96046396
>>96046349
>6 mana
Anonymous No.96046364
>>96046254
Have you been paying attention to the spoilers?
>green 3/2 that prevents damage prevention, stops counterspell, and has haste
>warp eldrazi that lets you put free stuff into play
Anonymous No.96046374
Free Magicestine
Anonymous No.96046393 >>96046417 >>96046461 >>96046737
Simple, effective common.
Anonymous No.96046396
>>96046356
>>96046362
if you can't figure out how to break all spells have affinity with cards like ugin and the endstone in standard you can't be helped
Anonymous No.96046401 >>96046417 >>96046438 >>96046466 >>96046484
And a 1 mana 1/1 deathtoucher... Except artifact now.
Anonymous No.96046417 >>96046430 >>96046434 >>96046505
>>96046393
why would you play this over spectral sailor?

>>96046401
why would they even design such a boring fucking "we added a type" card in the first place when we already have
>ankle biter, ashnod, flesh mechanist, bilious skulldweller, cecil, dark knight, dragon sniper, engine rat, gran pulse ochu, tinybones, the pickpocket
which are ALL standard legal
Anonymous No.96046430
>>96046417
Please try playing limited sometime, it's still the best format
Anonymous No.96046434
>>96046417
>why would you play this over spectral sailor?
2 mana is less than 4 mana to draw a card, and it dying isn't that important.
Anonymous No.96046438
>>96046401
Give me mythic/rare good robots faggots not draft chaff
Anonymous No.96046461
>>96046393
F
F
Anonymous No.96046466 >>96046501
>>96046401
>can't be target by shoot the sheriff
>can't be target by go to the throat
>tutorable with Tezzerret
Anonymous No.96046471 >>96046488 >>96046514
Why Robot and not Construct?
Anonymous No.96046477 >>96046510
Wizards are doing everything in their power to make colorless have the strongest top end in the game I just don't get it
Anonymous No.96046484
>>96046401
ooo, dt assassin will slot right into my etrata deck
Anonymous No.96046488
>>96046471
Construct is a broader term, and robots are more technologically-based. A golem is magically-made, a robot is made by tech, a construct is sort of a broad category where everything else is.
Anonymous No.96046501
>>96046466
4 Poison counters with Fynn and Virulent
Anonymous No.96046505
>>96046417
This can block an attacker and draw a card for 2U at instant speed. While that is typically a limited line of play, it is decent sometimes in constructed formats too.
Anonymous No.96046510
>>96046477
whats so powerful about colorless top end?
all I can do with my board of hedron archives, ugin, locus, boom box, duplicator is uh
exile every permanent you control that's one or more colors
destroy every land, creature and artifact you control
leave you with a board of no permanents at all
attack you with a 40/40 manland
Anonymous No.96046513 >>96046524 >>96046528 >>96046548 >>96046575 >>96046627
this has to be one of the biggest design mistakes in recent history colorless board wipe that also destroys a land oh and its a 10/10 flying trample
Anonymous No.96046514
>>96046471
Self-contained tribal like mice and otters, etc.
Anonymous No.96046524 >>96046542
>>96046513
Where do you think this will see play?
Anonymous No.96046528
>>96046513
>destroy a land in the eighth turn
Wow so broken woah
Anonymous No.96046542
>>96046524
edh
Anonymous No.96046547 >>96046569 >>96046573 >>96046618 >>96046650
This sure is a limited card.
Anonymous No.96046548 >>96046616
>>96046513
Its 8 mana, it doesn't reliably sweep the board or kill lethal threats, and it takes a stupid station cost to become a creature itself
This is one of the least impactful 7+ mana cards you can cheat out
In fact in most game states its going to have less impact than a 4-5 mana card
Its going to be worse than just casting sunfall

For 8 mana you can get something that just straight up destroys all creatures and enchantments and draws you that many cards
You can get a 6/6 flying that gives your team of 4 creatures +5/+5 and flying until end of turn for insta lethal
You can get 12x 2/2 knights on a 3/3 indestructible who pumps his team to be 51 damage in a single swing
Anonymous No.96046569
>>96046547
wow, This is garbage
Anonymous No.96046573
>>96046547
I need something to keep the condensation on the outside of my drink can from getting the wooden table wet
Anonymous No.96046575 >>96046582
>>96046513
To be fair dealing 4 is not exactly a board wipe.
Anonymous No.96046582
>>96046575
current meta is go wide more than go big
Anonymous No.96046601 >>96046605
why are we seeing commons and uncommons? I thought they first spoil all the juicy rares and mythics and leave this shit for the last days
Anonymous No.96046605 >>96046614
>>96046601
they're working their way up to spoiling the biggest reveal of the set, a 3 mana murder in green, as a common
Anonymous No.96046614
>>96046605
I swear if that card do turns out to be self bite
Anonymous No.96046616
>>96046548
my point is that colorless are getting effects that they just shouldn't have access to at an alarming rate, artifacts are already such a pushed architype these days
Anonymous No.96046618
>>96046547
Good art. Even though it screams storm at the sea and not space.
Anonymous No.96046620 >>96046642 >>96046676 >>96046677 >>96046696 >>96047367 >>96047440
This was also officially revealed but everybody knew it already because this is the leakiest goddamn set.
Anonymous No.96046627 >>96046633
>>96046513
Portal to Phyrexia is a card that did nothing in a format with multiple ways to get it on the board for 4 MV.
Anonymous No.96046633 >>96046663
>>96046627
graveyard hate is too easy to sideboard
Anonymous No.96046642 >>96046672
>>96046620
>because this is the leakiest goddamn set.
wrong Alll will be One someone streamed opening whole Box Set.
Anonymous No.96046650
>>96046547
I wouldn't even put this in my limited deck.
Anonymous No.96046662 >>96046684
Anonymous No.96046663 >>96046732
>>96046633
You think you are going to pay 8 straight up for Extinguisher? Its time to stop posting.
Anonymous No.96046672
>>96046642
You know the neil patrick harris godbook was leaked like a month in advance with every single card right
Anonymous No.96046676
>>96046620
>do a thing
>do a thing or another thing
Wooooow. Peak magic right here.
>all this for 3 cc a 2/4 body and effect so widespread it could be a plains walker
I'm legitimately sorry your game is dead. I played in a time that this would cost 6cc and be weaker.
Anonymous No.96046677
>>96046620
>leakiest goddamn set
How fucking new are you?
Anonymous No.96046684 >>96046756
>>96046662
>20+
20+
>20+
20+
>20+
20+
>20+
TRAAAAASH
Anonymous No.96046696 >>96046705
>>96046620
>Whole Set
we are at 118 Cards of 300, NOT EVEN HALF
Anonymous No.96046705
>>96046696
I never said the whole set. I said it has more leaks than average, it feels.
Anonymous No.96046726 >>96046739 >>96046741 >>96046742 >>96046754 >>96046790 >>96046813 >>96046820 >>96046833 >>96046844 >>96046892 >>96047451
Free instant sac outlet isn't nothing.
Anonymous No.96046727
>DTT variant
>Deadly Dispute variant
>Bone Splinters variant
>token doubler
>counter doubler
>do thing, draw a card
>Panharmonicon variant (now a blue 3/4)
>Blood Artist

All the cards that seem even vaguely Constructed playable are just variants of the same old cards

The ones that seem to actually try new shit are also for some reason low powered or even just Limited chaff
Anonymous No.96046732
>>96046663
No i think i'm going to cheat charge counters on my stations while I flicker cards I warped in
Anonymous No.96046737
>>96046393
I will play this in faeries and I will be extremely happy
Anonymous No.96046739 >>96046748
>>96046726
That's very good. Std (and pio) doesn't have a good sacrifice outlet.
Anonymous No.96046741
>>96046726
better than bart in a lot of decks
Anonymous No.96046742
>>96046726
That's quite alright.
Anonymous No.96046748 >>96046770 >>96046819
>>96046739
Doesn't Bart work? Or does legendary + more restrictive cost make him less useful?
Anonymous No.96046754
>>96046726
God damn, black aggro is getting a deep pool of playables in EOE.

This thing is pretty good. One more mana than Viscera Seer but Surveil is way better than Scry and being able to use artifacts as well is great. Gets a 3/2 statline, too.
Anonymous No.96046756 >>96046773 >>96053127
>>96046684
The numbers on some of these I really don't get. Maybe some commander games are like that but in the magic I know it sounds like magical christmas land. Like that Gaea's Cradle, you play it tapped, play your creatures, tap your creatures and then you get to do the thing, but at that point what are we ramping into that we aren't getting a wrath or that attacking wouldn't have won?
Anonymous No.96046770 >>96046784
>>96046748
bart is good and better than phantom train but umbra lets you dig and fill the grave, seer is 1 cheaper but is a staple in some combo decks
Anonymous No.96046773
>>96046756
I think they're numbered with the intent that you'd gonna Loading Zone/abuse Warp to pump them up, but it's still VERY high.
Anonymous No.96046783 >>96046803 >>96046828 >>96046867 >>96047139
You're an employee at Wizards of the Coast. Your job is to ruin formats. Your work is almost done. What will you do to premodern?
Anonymous No.96046784
>>96046770
Seer is also not Pio/Standard legal.
Anonymous No.96046790
>>96046726
FUCKING FINALLY
Anonymous No.96046803
>>96046783
don't have to do anything, it's already shit
Anonymous No.96046813
>>96046726
>3/2 for 1B that also is surveil visera seer
What the fuck
Anonymous No.96046819
>>96046748
He's okay but being 2 color and legendary is a big ask. And generally surveil 1 is better than growing bigger.
Anonymous No.96046820
>>96046726
actually busted in aristocrats
bart #5-8 in the decks that want it, and better than him in a lot of cases
Anonymous No.96046828
>>96046783
Players who run culturally offensive cards in unsanctioned paper events will have their MTGA / MTGO accounts suspended without compensation and be permanently banned from WPN events
Anonymous No.96046833 >>96046854 >>96046873 >>96046899 >>96046925
>>96046726
not the best rare but the synergy is there
Anonymous No.96046844
>>96046726
must have for roots decks
Anonymous No.96046854 >>96046898 >>96046900
>>96046833
I feel like thats going to get broken somehow
like the cauldron interaction by some means

how does the time stamp / layers work
if you put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you reanimated with this ability, does it have the abilities from cauldron, or no abilities?
Anonymous No.96046867 >>96046915
>>96046783
>What will you do to premodern?
I make it an official format with a sanctioned banlist
I will also begin the development of premodern masters with exclusive new cards to make the format Fun, Inviting, Replayable and Exciting!
Anonymous No.96046873
>>96046833
>actual skeleton in the art
Oh boy time to offend the chinks
Anonymous No.96046892 >>96047013 >>96050684
>>96046726
>Rares and Mythics
Absolute shit
>Commons and Uncommons
Powerful nearly busted cards
Why is this?
Anonymous No.96046898 >>96046951
>>96046854
I think it will have the abilities from cauldron because it doesn't say it loses all abilities just that it does not have them, I can already think of a few infinites but cauldron just feels like cheating it so easy to break
Anonymous No.96046899 >>96046908
>>96046833
Is this the first reanimate creature on tap creature without any downsides?
Anonymous No.96046900 >>96046951
>>96046854
It comes back as a base stats version of the creature with no abilities, then putting a counter on it gives it abilities. I think. It doesn't statically 'have no abilities', this version of the creature doesn't have any to begin with, such as it is.
Anonymous No.96046908 >>96046950
>>96046899
feels like it but the reanimated creature does become a vanilla which is a downside
Anonymous No.96046915
>>96046867
It's quite interesting that Nosewater single-handedly created all the banned cards.
Anonymous No.96046925
>>96046833
I'm gonna have so much fun with this
Anonymous No.96046937
>>96045285
https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/talents/liz
Anonymous No.96046950
>>96046908
I absolutely missed the no abilities clause.
Anonymous No.96046951 >>96046960 >>96046971 >>96047003
>>96046898
>>96046900
I need a judge because I think it matters timestamp doesn't it?

The cauldron had to be on the battlefield first in most relevant cases
It has a static ability that gives abilities to creatures. That static ability is timestamped at the moment cauldron enters, not the creatures get a +1/+1 counter, right?
Xu-Ifit says "it has no abilities", and is timestamped when you use the ability

Both ability adding and ability removing are handled in layer 6

>Layer 6: Ability-adding effects, keyword counters, ability-removing effects, and effects that say an object can’t have an ability are applied.
and it says:
> Within layers 2–6, apply effects from characteristic-defining abilities first (see rule 604.3), then all other effects in timestamp order (see rule 613.7). Note that dependency may alter the order in which effects are applied within a layer. (See rule 613.8.)

and rule 613.7 says:
>613.7a A continuous effect generated by a static ability has the same timestamp as the object the static ability is on, or the timestamp of the effect that created the ability, whichever is later.

The timestamp of granting the ability is when soul cauldron entered. The timestamp of removing the abilities is when the ability of xu-shit was activated
therefore first it adds all abilities, then removes all abilities, leaving it with no abilities
right?
Anonymous No.96046953
>standard showdown promo is monstrous rage

Oops
Anonymous No.96046960
>>96046951
I think it's different because it's not 'removing abilities', it's making a version of the card that never had any.
Anonymous No.96046971 >>96046983
>>96046951
that is of course depending on whether "it has no abilities" is qualified as
>ability-removing effect
or if its a
>text-changing effect
because then its at layer 3 which is much lower

afaik there are no cards in the history of the game with that templating so I don't know
Anonymous No.96046981
Going to my first large premodern event. The ritual poster is right!
Anonymous No.96046983 >>96047026
>>96046971
Yeah, closest we've got is, I think, cards that make token copies without abilities?
Anonymous No.96047003
>>96046951
Has no abilities would just mean you treat it like a vanilla the moment that it is summoned, unlike a creature that is actively has an effect on it like being enchanted with loses all abilities
Anonymous No.96047013
>>96046892
Commander slop
Anonymous No.96047026
>>96046983
yeah and copying values is definitely handled in layer 1
text changing abilities are in layer 3, but it purposefully excludes ability-removing effects and really specifies that it only applies to effects that actually change words in cards, like cleave, splice or hacks, and Volrath's Shapeshifter or name-changing

so I'm pretty sure that the only thing that matters is whether you played soul cauldron before activating the ability. If soul cauldron was already on the battlefield, the creature should wind up with no abilities from it. But if you made a no-ability creature, played cauldron, and gave it an ability, THAT one creature would keep the ability, but any more creatures you reanimate without abilities, won't
Anonymous No.96047057 >>96047066 >>96047118 >>96047149 >>96047166
Anonymous No.96047066 >>96047071
>>96047057
whiteschizos we eating good this spoiler season, this card is total ass
Anonymous No.96047071
>>96047066
All the Mythic Planets are ass. Meanwhile Zenith exists.
Anonymous No.96047104 >>96047119
Interesting use of Warp, I guess?
Anonymous No.96047114 >>96047137 >>96047173 >>96047309 >>96053137
And another dogshit Spacecraft.
Anonymous No.96047118
>>96047057
My dune...
Anonymous No.96047119 >>96047146
>>96047104
This one is basically an adventure that can die
Anonymous No.96047137
>>96047114
Like this should be... 3 mana or so, right? 5 is absurdly high for what it is.
Anonymous No.96047139
>>96046783
Premodern Masters with several juicy reprints that also tempt players with new reprints of cards new to Premodern.

A couple years later, Premodern Horizons.
Anonymous No.96047146
>>96047119
The entire mechanic is basically an adventure variant
Anonymous No.96047149
>>96047057
I'd run this in my binder of worthless piece of shit mythic cards
not even close to dethroning the WOAT but good effort

EDIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I TRIED TO UPLOAD A PICTURE OF ARCHANGELS LIGHT TO MOCK THIS CARD
AND SOMEONE ALREADY DUPLICATE FILE IN THIS THREAD
ARE YOU SHITTING ME>>96043438
>>96043438
>>96043438
>>96043438
>>96043438
what the fuck anon
why are we BOTH comparing these lands to archangels light independently
I didn't read your post until now
Anonymous No.96047152 >>96047161
Also 5 bonus sheet cards were revealed on that same reveal, I'm too lazy to grab each, but it's Cascading Cataracts, Contested War Zone, Endless Sands, Inventors' Fair and Petrified Field.
Anonymous No.96047161
>>96047152
Wait, it's 7, I just gave up counting, Power Depot and Scavenger Grounds too.
Anonymous No.96047166 >>96047176 >>96047184
>>96047057
I don't understand these cards. They feel like they have the same problem of battles. The 12 power I use to station them is 12 damage that is not going to my opponent's face. Too much of a tempo loss that's only really worth doing during board stalls. Feels like they could be worth running as 1-off if they didn't enter tapped.
Anonymous No.96047171 >>96047189 >>96047228
The Red Planet is also dogshit.
Anonymous No.96047173 >>96047205
>>96047114
dear god this is the worst costed one so far
it even LOOKS like the card its making a mockery of

there has only been a single station card that's giving its effect at base rate value and its just a roiling regrowth at sorcery speed
Anonymous No.96047176 >>96047519
>>96047166
They are all designed for commander. Does this change your evaluation of it?
Anonymous No.96047184
>>96047166
Feels like they're playing Station WAY too safe and I don't know why?
Anonymous No.96047189 >>96047199
>>96047171
All those requirements and you STILL have to sacrifice a land??
Anonymous No.96047190
>Every EVERY single planet card is trash
What a fucking waste bros.
Anonymous No.96047198 >>96047262
>all planets get spoiled
>pic related is still the best planet
lmao
Anonymous No.96047199
>>96047189
There's a card that allows you to play lands from gy in this set.
Anonymous No.96047205 >>96047240
>>96047173
Crusher should be 3 AT MOST, it's amazing how bad it is.
Anonymous No.96047228
>>96047171
what a fucking waste of a cycle
Anonymous No.96047240 >>96047348
>>96047205
Even if it cost 2 mana it would be worse than chainsaw in almost every deck
who the fuck is going to tap 8 power of creatures to give themselves a 1/5 flying firebreathing

even if you had that as a fucking EMBLEM given to you for free at the start of the game, repeatable, with no cost, you'd never activate it
chainsaw is a relevant equipment
Anonymous No.96047262 >>96047268
>>96047198
are we confirmed only mythic 5 planets, no chance we get a single playable planet in standard?
Anonymous No.96047268
>>96047262
I think there might be other Planets but I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.96047289
Wait where are the good cards?
Anonymous No.96047293 >>96047313 >>96047322
>station only as a sorcery

WHY??
Anonymous No.96047309
>>96047114
I will never understand why WotC has a hateboner for firebreathing these days.
Anonymous No.96047311 >>96047393
>OH AFTER 10 TURNS YOU FINALLY PUT 12 COUNTERS ON YOUR PLANET LAND
>CONGRATULATIONS BRO NOW GO GET A BASIC LAND
Anonymous No.96047313
>>96047293
because if you could actually hold your creatures as blockers and then station at the end of your opponents turn, the mechanic wouldn't be complete dogshit and unplayable in every format even including limited apparently
Anonymous No.96047322
>>96047293
cause its "Permanent"
Anonymous No.96047325 >>96047339
You can use summoning sick creatures to station, so there is that as a lategame option for creature decks

ETB tapped probably still means they're DOA though
Anonymous No.96047326 >>96047351
Don't expect much from this set, but so far we have been delivered at least one set of cosmically (enhanced) breasts.
Anonymous No.96047339
>>96047325
what matchup would you ever be in where you feel safe tapping out your blockers to station some garbage planet/spacecraft

>haste creatures roll into you
>flash creatures on your end step, then attack
>ride's end eats your tapped creature
>split up becomes a one-sided sweeper
>opponent just bounces your station with an into the floodmaw as the trigger is on the stack to hit 12
Anonymous No.96047348
>>96047240
3 mana for any target 3 damage with upside is at least 'a thing that could see limited play'. Chainsaw is good, obviously, but Debris Crusher is just nothing.
Anonymous No.96047351 >>96047384
>>96047326
Anonymous No.96047367 >>96047437
>>96046620
>literally rip off dune
Hacks. Frauds even.
Anonymous No.96047384
>>96047351
Sorry anon, but I prefer my angels to be stacked. Even the ones made up of space stuff.
Anonymous No.96047393
>>96047311
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.96047437
>>96047367
What?
Anonymous No.96047440 >>96047451 >>96047461 >>96047549
>>96046620
Is this the only good card (for non-Commander formats) to have come out?
Anonymous No.96047451
>>96047440
Zealot's fantastic. >>96046726
Anonymous No.96047461
>>96047440
Loading Zone
Anonymous No.96047519
>>96047176
COMMANDER IS A MULTIPLAYER FORMAT WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DESIGN FOR IT, IF ONE PLAYER IS WINNING THE OTHERS JUST BEAT HIM UP
Anonymous No.96047545
NEW SECRET LAIR ALERT Edition
>>96047514
>>96047514
>>96047514
>>96047514
>>96047514
Anonymous No.96047549 >>96047859
>>96047440
This one is going to be huge in vintage decks with street wraith, gitaxian probe, grief, ephemerate, etc and the full set of mox
Anonymous No.96047859
>>96047549
>he thinks 2 mana draw 1 is playable IN VINTAGE
Anonymous No.96050684
>>96046892
The new play boosters require rares to be weaker as to not overtake the game and commons to be stronger to deal with rares.
Anonymous No.96053067
>>96043133
Ohh yes we have
Anonymous No.96053112
>>96046052
Grim bauble is okay too
Anonymous No.96053127
>>96046756
I have a bracket 2 simic counters deck that often has a 20/20 with no profitable swings sitting around on turn 5
Anonymous No.96053137 >>96057209
>>96047114
Kek
Anonymous No.96057209
>>96053137

Oh, my heart's vaporizing as the temperature's rising and I can't feel my legs below my knees anymore.