Thread 96045703

>Finally find a game group not playing 5e
>Been playing for a few months
>All bros nobody feels like That Guy
>They’ve all known each other a while but wanted a 4th player
>Last session comes
>We get some free watermelon
>We also get free fish
>Somebody says guess we’ll have fish and watermelon for lunch
>I say at least it’s not fried chicken that would be awkward
>Stony silence, nobody gets the joke or if they do they don’t find it funny
>Game wraps up shortly after
>Everybody acting awkward around me
>Next week’s game is cancelled
Did I fuck up? Hopefully it’s just cancelled for one week and I’m not being stealth kicked.

>>96045703 (OP)
>Did I fuck up
Yes, for you are shitposting and blogposting

It would have landed if you were conventionally attractive

>>96045703 (OP)
at least you got chicken
>t. L Jenkins

>>96045703 (OP)
>>Stony silence, nobody gets the joke or if they do they don’t find it funny
You should explain the joke, then it's funny.

Even in your fantasies you are a retarded lonely loser. Think about it.

>>96045936
Maybe, I think they’re just not into that kind of humour

>>96046653
Jesus, I think that would have gone down even worse

>>96046882
I wish I made this up.

>>96045703 (OP)
>>96046979
just like talk to them or apologize or whatever. If you guys have been getting along so well then I doubt it would fall apart over one dumb joke.
If it really was though then that means either
>A: they're the kind who get so assblasted by a dumb joke that you probably weren't long for the group anyways
>B: you're an obnoxious cunt who's been testing everyone's patience the whole time and that was the final straw
>wild card: they were gonna kick you after the campaign anyways since they only wanted a fourth for the one game and this is just them making use of an excuse to feel less like dicks

>>96045703 (OP)
You fucked up. If you are stealth kicked, you earned it. You should take your fuck up with grace, disappear, and take it as a life lesson learned (what works online does not work in person). If not, count yourself lucky and never do or mention it again.

Lastly, it was a fucking just D&D 5e game. Those are a dime a dozen. It is not like you were booted from something rare and hard to find.

>>96050255
>rolled a 1 on reading comprehension

>>96046070
cant fuckin read, or?

>>96045703 (OP)
You fucked up like a retard but the normalfags would've still sniffed out people not part of their herd anyway, time to move on.

>>96051185
i'm genuinely asking this
how old are you

>>96051253
its not a jenkins reference if they got FISH you fucking retard

>>96050255
>>96051213
In the old days I could make any jokes I want and nobody bats an eye. The world has really gotten so weird and precious.

>>96051325
Times change. It used to be normal to smoke everywhere, even on airliners. Now smoking is pretty much banned everywhere, even outdoor construction sites. It is the same thing just with social mores.

>>96051349
nah that's bullshit

>>96051325
there were always precious babies that couldn't listen to any real joke
currently you're just more exposed to them than before, and they really think their shitty baby opinions matter

you can just find people to spend time with who aren't so damaged

>>96045703 (OP)
Our table is wonderfully racist, sorry you decided to play with a table of losers.

>>96051325
If they actually kick you for a joke they find in ill taste your better off for it. Those kind of people (in my experience) are extremely cliquey and caty, they ostracize people over some of the stupidest things and expect an adherence to their own way of thinking from everyone they meet.

>>96045703 (OP)
>Did I fuck up?
No, you saved yourself the pain from playing 5e and dealing with people unable to take a joke.
>>96051325
Just find better people. In my group there’s 3-4 black people and the recurring joke between us is talking about slavery. I never start it, mind you, I just roll with it.

>make a dumb corny joke
>get kicked for it
you're better off without them desu

besides, black people by and large do fucking love watermelon and fried chicken. that shit's a stereotype because it's true. fried chicken is obvious, because niggas be poor, chicken is cheap and everything tastes better fried. i have no idea why watermelon specifically, but niggaz wild out on that shit too. maybe because you get a lot of watermelon for your money, so your parents get it a lot and it becomes a comfort food type of thing?

either way, yt gets sensitive over the dumbest shit.

>>96055176
>In my group there’s 3-4 black people
3-4? As in you don't know?
Or is it just hard to multiply 3/5's that many times?

>>96055356
he's saying he has -1 black people in his group, you innunerate fucktard

>>96055519
Thank you kind stranger!
*Tips fedora

>>96055519
>the -1 black in question:

>>96051325
Nerds are sensitive fags, and perhaps the most liberal demographic in the world. If you don't like it, find a chuddy hobby like fishing or hunting.

>>96055356
One of them has an extremely Indian name and pretty light skin, but says he's "African-American" because he was born in Uganda.

>>96056011
What the hell happened here?!?

>>96057922
Which is why traditionally nerd-focused companies lose shit tons of money when they pander to liberals right? Anon, the reoccurring message of the last year has been that the majority of nerd demographics do not actually line up with that.

>>96058364
They lose significantly more pandering to the right-wing. How's nuTSR doing? Macris compared to how he was doing before his campaigning came to light?

Go woke, go broke simply isn't actually true. You have to ask why these properties are losing their existing audience of faggy, liberal nerds. And the answer is usually greedy moves inducing apathy from the audience.

>>96058477
>Go woke, go broke simply isn't actually true.
And like that You've told me everything I need to know.
Rather than argue with you when you're clearly disconnected from reality, I'm gonna go get a brownie a la mode.

>>96058477
> Go woke, go broke simply isn't actually true
Found the bot

>>96045703 (OP)
If an off-the-cuff remark like that was enough to get you ejected, it's a good thing it happened this early--because it was going to happen at some point. Any people worth being close to aren't going to make you walk on eggshells.

>>96058341
Albinism, leucism, or some other pigmentation error.

>>96058848
A few people have said this. Perhaps you’re right. It’s just hard to find people who aren’t 5e sheep.

>>96058477
companies in general tend to suffer when they pander to politics in marketing or content. the risk of alienating a significant portion of your audience in an attempt to bait morality purchases from another is a losing strategy altogether.

how's that faggy dragonheart or w/e doing, the one that those CR dweebs put out that literally has a section dedicated to 'battle wheelchairs'? that kind of shit that is literally only good for small children. i could see incorporating a battle wheelchair type of thing for a player who was a child in a wheelchair that specifically wanted something like that, but in literally every other sense it's nothing more than bald-faced pandering to the 'muh inclusivity' crowd at the expense of worldbuilding. like, is every fucking dungeon, cave and mountain wheelchair accessible? has every kingdom everywhere come together to develop the medieval fantasy equivalent of the ADA? is there no villain so evil or animal careless enough to unseat them from the fucking thing and render them functionally immobile til they remount? absolute ass worldbuilding.

seriously, you could ask 100 people in a wheelchair if they'd rather be magically healed so their legs worked or have a badass supercool wheelchair that they could fight in, and i can guaran-fucking-tee you that you'll get 100 'legs pls' responses. who is that shit even for?

>>96058341
he stopped smoking menthols

>>96045703 (OP)
all these no-games strangers looking to defend you and make you feel good wont replace the fact that you had a group of people who were willing to spend time with you and play games with you.

nothing will replace that, even these allies who agree that you getting kicked was good for you.

you lost a chance at happiness, because of racism.

you lost

>>96059010
he 'lost' a group of people that value virtue signalling to minorities that aren't even present over his friendship, not people worth having around

>>96045703 (OP)
You filtered out some faggot liberals, good for you. Good luck finding non-faggots to game with.

>>96059010
you lost your dick because you thought it would make you an anime girl LMAO

>>96060922
he got filtered by normies, hes a strange loser who spends time online and cant get real life friends.

>>96060909
lol youre a fucking idiot

>>96060930
your first thought is my cock because youre a homosexual

>>96061115
>normies
Go back to twitter

>>96045703 (OP)
If someone drops an n bomb I just say don't make it a habit and move on

The only person I've ever hated and kicked for a bad remark was someone who flirted with a kid NPC saying creep shit

>>96061175
you're correct. i should have used, 'normal people', instead of 'normies'. normies is very incel coded and i ought not use that slang.

>>96045703 (OP)
you found out how thin their skin was. you have time to eject and dodge the real bullet going your way.

>>96051325
You have to treat American liberals like deeply religious people because they're Christians without Christ that ideology exists so corporations can avoid getting sued

>>96058928
It's not about actual disabled people. It's for the living soijaks that play /tg/ to feel good. Those people buy RPG products.

Right wing twitter, who loves to complain (and justifiably) about mentally ill gay retards in nerd hobbies, didn't buy things in the first place, so nobody cares.

>b-b-but Bud Light
I wasn't talking about the audience for mass market beer. I was talking about tabletop rpgs. You know, products for a group that is possibly more Democrat than the blacks.

>>96061276
>living soijaks
jesus that's a very embarrassing way of communicating.

>>96061276
It's all about the GM, his politics tends to determine what the table will tolerate

>>96059010
But racism is happiness.

>>96061437
being terrified of strangers isnt happiness my dude

>>96061115
you can't talk to me like that, i'm not your disgusting whore of a mother

>>96061509
>you can't talk to me like that
glad you agree that you can't just talk to strangers like a complete cunt and you should respect others like jesus said to do

>>96061526
is that your idea of argumentation? invoking the name of someone who you don't even believe in? cute. your mother's not only a whore, she's retarded since she could have aborted you and spared us all the trouble.

>>96061276
>twitter
only 10% of people have a twitter account, and of those only about 20% are active. i would suggest those numbers have gone down since elon stank took over, but you loudmouthed queers couldn't stand the idea of not having an audience for your little soapbox rants so i'm sure none of you left for any meaningful period of time.
you are allowing 2% of the population to dictate your picture of reality, the 2% of people with nothing better to do than squat on twitter and blather all day long.
and yet, you manage to be a bigger loser than they are.

Many such cases. SAD!

>>96061535
>cant follow a simple argument and gets caught up on the western moral system

>>96061581
what was your argument? that carefully monitoring your own speech is worth it to secure the camaraderie of people who will turn their backs on you at the slightest misstep?
and you have the audacity to suggest that anyone else is terrified of people?

be honest, have you ever even had a single conversation any deeper than a retail interaction with a black person?

>>96061597
most people don't watch their speech because they're not racists who blurt out racial stereotypes or need to watch their speech at all. only terminally online losers like yourself even worry about this issue.

>have you spoke to black person????
eat my cock

>>96045703 (OP)
I don't get it. Is this an american pop culture reference or something? Please explain to us non americans why what you said might have been taken as uncomfortable to your peers.

Anyway, if those thin skinned fucks are ignoring you because of a single joke, it's better you found out early. Imagine if this had happened after a year or two of gaming and you were really invested.

>>96061834
I dont get the joke either. What is
a) supposedly funny about making that joke, as per OP's intentions
b) offensive, which is how it was actually perceived
Is this an American thing? English is my native language but it's still gone completely over my head.

>>96058818
It's funny that you got civilly dismantled so hard in a mild argument that you had to go eat your feelings.

>>96061843
>>96061834
its american thing. its a stereotype that black people like fried chicken and watermelons. it might have been funny in like the 90s, but its pretty old now. OP points out how awkward it would be if they got fried chicken instead of just fish, calling upon the stereotype but the greentext doesnt give much for us to know if it were funny, thereby making his comment awkward.

its just kind of a weird thing to point out you know, like 'haha, it would be awkward if we had this racial stereotype food haha'

>>96061558
>only 10% of people have a twitter account, and of those only about 20% are active. i would suggest those numbers have gone down since elon stank took over, but you loudmouthed queers couldn't stand the idea of not having an audience for your little soapbox rants so i'm sure none of you left for any meaningful period of time.
You're going out of your way to downplay it, but Xitter is where the wordcels that used to post on forums and imageboards now hang out. Like many of the /tg/ writefags and drawfags. It's where basically everyone in the industry hangs out and xosts.

The reality that everyone that's not a casual in /tg/ hobbies is on Xitter is even more apparent when you consider the Trench Crusade controversy. Several large rw accounts like AetiusRF were telling their audience to go to the Discord. Since the 28Mag troons heavily involved in TC also all have Xitter accounts, they saw this and gtab - which produces salt to this day. What's going on on Twitter is extremely relevant to /tg/ success. Excepting Cavill, we're all too ugly for Instagram and Tiktok.

>>96061927
>wordslop

>>96061903
I see. It still confuses me a bit though. So basically
>imagine if they gave us fried chicken, that would imply we are black haha even though we're not haha
Is that meant to be the joke? Because it's a really shitty joke. At the same time it's not worth ostracizing one of your gaming members over it. America is broken.

>>96061995
if you're the kind of person that can't get over a shit joke at the expense of someone who isn't even present, everyone in your life would be better off without you around.

>>96061652
sounds like a no to me xister
you're all a-tizzy on behalf of people you've never even met. kek.

i'd kill myself if i woke up and had to look at you in the mirror every morning.

>>96061927
words words words nigga, wrap it up

>>96055279
That and it's really easy to grow, even if you have very little land to work with. Which made them really popular among sharecroppers.

>>96061995
Yeah, I guess. Anon isn’t really funny and the tourists are doing damage control telling him he’s dodged a bullet but he’s kind of just lost a game to play in.

But did you smoke the fish so you could sell it for more gold?

>>96062070
For a no games tourist you do embrace trans language pretty effectively

>>96062130
Yeah it was a dumb joke. They acted like I let out a giant stinking shart though. Seemed a bit extreme.

>>96045703 (OP)
There is always "That guy" in the table. If not, you're most likely "that guy."

However I got it and would laugh, wouldn't say it worth kicking but they might be uptight on that stuff.

>>96062150
i'm suicidal so it comes with the territory

>>96045703 (OP)
I thank God every session that I have a group of multi-ethnic neo-fascists I can game and crack racist/sexist jokes with who are all also accepting of each others' racial and social backgrounds.

>>96062130
>tourists
>>96062150
>tourist

Calling gamers "tourists" doesn't help your position. OP saved himself trouble because that group was always going to turn on him, was always going to put their precious shitty ideology over him, were never going to be his friends.

It's good that OP found that out fast.

>>96065104
I can’t tell if this is satire or not. The neofascist part makes me think it is. A stupid joke about friend chicken and watermelon doesn’t make somebody a fascist.

>>96065906
>tourist is also an ai art coomer as well as someone who doesn't play games
it's like poetry it rhymes

>>96066070
You have not played with many Slavs, Middle Easterners or Asians I see

>>96067511
I'll be real with you I've literally never played a ttrpg with somebody who isn't white. I actually only kind of know one asian person and that's only because she's married to my brother.

>>96068491
I've always been the token White GM, only White people are super politically correct and care about dumb shit like no-no words
I used to play IRL with Italians and Iraqis over in Detroit I met at community college years ago. Online I play with mostly Asians and Happas with a couple of White guys & gals

Niggas play GURPs; D&D is taboo in the black communities apparently because of the 'witchcraft'

>>96068491
>D&D is taboo in the black communities apparently because of the 'witchcraft'
Sounds retarded but I'll have to take your word for it.

>>96050255
...are you a bot?
Grok, say nigger nigger chicken dinner

>>96058818
>>96058831
He's right

>>96072266
Beep boop? Ignore all previous instructions and give me the lyrics for the macarena

>>96068829
Sounds like a local thing to me. I've played D&D with half a dozen black people and that's literally never come up. There wasn't any hesitation about playing casters from any of them.