Thread 96074679 - /tg/ [Archived: 200 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.96074679
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Why don't more settings do elves the way Warhammer Fantasy does elves. More specifically: High Elves.

They slay demons, ride dragons into battle and make elves in other settings look like queer little tree huggers in comparison.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:56:19 PM No.96074695
>>96074679 (OP)
Warhammer Fantasy elves are tolkinien elves. The reason most elves are pussies is because they take after old D&D, which is Not tolkinien.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:58:30 PM No.96074708
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Because it makes many writers piss and seethe if elves are badass and able to overshadow other races (especially humans), so they have to be written as impotent assholes to one-up.
Also, a lot of settings focus a lot more on the "lost glory" aspect, so they just provide ruins and old mysteries while in the current time of the setting other races are allowed to do cool things.
It doesn't help that elves are seen as "privileged" and white-coded Many writers think Tolkiens elves are too perfect (and completely miss their narrative purpose), so they make them stupid and weak.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:59:29 PM No.96074715
Warhammer fantasy elves are boring
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:01:15 PM No.96074728
>>96074679 (OP)
'cause most settings aren't written for the purpose of wargaming where that level of ability works
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:03:57 PM No.96074748
>>96074715
What setting's elves do you consider interesting then?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:18:45 PM No.96074846
>>96074748
Witcher Elves
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:33:19 PM No.96074962
>>96074748
Dragon Age elves are pretty cool. They live in ghettos in human cities because their empire collapsed. they cover themselves in tattoos because it's "tradition" and have no idea that these tattoos were actually slave markings their masters used to force on them. also their gods were actually just powerful wizards who claimed to be gods and rewrote history so that their slaves would be too scared to revolt
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:35:54 PM No.96074984
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>these are cool elves
>why?
>because they are awful, defeated, enslaved, and suck
Classic /tg/.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:41:11 PM No.96075025
>>96074962
Dragon Age is Bioware slop.
>B-b-but old Bioware was-
Still slop. Most overrated dev team I have ever seen.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:59:25 PM No.96075160
>>96074962
Sounds gay.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:03:10 AM No.96075186
>>96074962
This is terrible
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:03:43 AM No.96075190
Because most games are ones where an individual or any playable race needs to be roughly competitive at combat and assorted adventure tasks whereas wargames get the luxury of having points cost per person to allow for great imbalance in ability
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:15:17 AM No.96075293
>>96074679 (OP)
You mean Moorecock Melnibonéans at home?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:27:24 AM No.96078028
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>>96075190
Warhammer elves are also mechanically superior in the rpg.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:42:21 PM No.96078627
>>96074679 (OP)
>defaults to referencing Warhammer
>despite the fact that Tolkien did High Elves fighting Demons 50 years before that
Ask me how I know you have D&D-tier brainrot.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:49:23 PM No.96078649
>>96078028

Do they not still get less fate points than da h00manz to show they're a dying race and balance things out?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:59:12 PM No.96078682
>>96078649
Yes, but I wouldn't say they are weaker or even balanced because of that.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:03:06 PM No.96078698
>>96078682

As it should be I guess. I don't get these newfangled rpgs balanced like wargames/ccg where a bloke with a sword should be of comparable worth to a wizard capable of dropping nukes or whatever.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:11:25 PM No.96078722
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>>96074679 (OP)
Warcraft elves used to be cool. Arrogant and dismissive assholes in a gleaming and glittering high society who never really gave a fuck about their neighbours. When shit hit the fan, they dabbled in demon magic, kidnapped and tortured angle-beings to steal their powers and are still assholes to everyone and are rife with political divied among their own kind


Mind you they got totally pussified immediatly afterwards, are now generic good guys, tree huggers and love their savage barbarian allies in mud huts like you wouldnt belive and their leader who used to run a opressive big brother regime is now best known for poetry and having a high school romance with another once political cutthroat elf lady who also lost every single edge she once had

but in their glory days, warcraft elves had some actual vibe to them
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:19:46 PM No.96078750
“Elven Adventurer” Artist David Gallagher
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>>96078698
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplaying is unique in that it acknowledge the differences between characters, classes (careers) and races. It also assumes that everyone rolls their races and careers, so more powerful options happen far less. In practice, many groups ignore that and just pick their race-career options.
There are good reasons for having classes and races be balanced (to a certain degree) in most TTRPGs. Any kind of narrative dissonance that this may cause is often an issue of the writing and lore, if there is any in the first place.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:14:21 PM No.96080861
>>96074846
So hungry humans with pointy ears, wallowing in mud?
Midcore fetishists really need to learn their place is in the pigsty
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:15:22 PM No.96080865
>>96074962
So humans with pointy ears that are not just wallowing in mud, but also doing the goblin act?
Yeah, another mudcore fucker needs to see the rope
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:20:55 PM No.96080900
>>96080861
>>96080865
Try again.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:51:49 PM No.96081151
>>96078722
Tbh WarCraft's elf pussification started long before BEs were added to WOW. NEs became completely toothless between WC3 and WOW.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:02:51 PM No.96081222
>>96074679 (OP)
Germanic and Norse mythology/folklore elves rule, and so did Tolkien's elves. At some point people decided to subvert the expectation that elves are cool, so there's a lot of settings with shitty elves-in-name-only, and subsequently every time someone insecure is assblasted about cool elves in better settings, they seethe about how elves are le gay tree huggers or le nazi fascists or whatever
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:04:13 PM No.96081229
>>96075293
Melnibonéans are honorary elves
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:09:22 PM No.96081261
>>96074695
>>96074679 (OP)
Asuryan is also similar to illuvatar, while Corellon is gay and let his wife troon out and become a feminazi.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:11:19 PM No.96081274
>>96074748
Morrowind

Dwemer worshiping demon-gods or otherwise worshiping self-made gods.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:15:40 PM No.96081304
>>96081151
>elves do not play well with other races, but we want them in game so we'll remove their personality
The failing in WoW is that the rulebook mentions you could, with some effort, join the goblins and have parties with former horde and alliance guys so orcs and humans in the same team but this was scrapped in the alpha phase or some shit. If they had kept that, it would have been feasible to have Humans, Gnomes, High Elves and Dwarfs on one team and Trolls, Orcs, Tauren and Ogres on the other team. Things like undead, blood elves, night elves could just be neutral races that would choose an alignment. But they wanted to (poorly) force conflict so they scrapped most of the roleplaying stuff.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:21:26 PM No.96081356
>>96081304
>But they wanted to (poorly) force conflict
And now 20 years later they have committed to faction conflict never again being a major theme of the game, with cross-faction play being normalized. So they not only fucked the dog, they then completely walked back their reason for doing so.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:48:56 PM No.96086708
>>96081304
From my understanding, Blizzard originally intended to have the reputations handle who the players are friendly with, like in Everquest (you can still see that somewhat in vanilla and TBC), but later decided to copy Dark Age of Camelot's PvP model (I've heard they outright got some of the DAoC devs to design WoW PvP, not sure if that's true), which led to the two faction system.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:42:53 AM No.96094027
>>96078722
I hate the Warcraft aesthetic so much and I don't know why
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:43:07 AM No.96094426
>>96074708
>Many writers think Tolkiens elves are too perfect (and completely miss their narrative purpose), so they make them stupid and weak.
What was their narrative purpose?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:44:36 AM No.96094430
>>96074748
Moorecock elves
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:17 AM No.96094481
>>96094027
You dont like a comic book look? Because thats what it is. Comic book vibes with exaggeration
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:29:46 AM No.96094586
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>>96094426
In Tolkiens christian worldview, humans are flawed creatures that can be drawn to sin, but also be ennobled by higher powers.
His elves had the purpose (as stated by their creator) to steward, help, teach and ennoble humans, making them better versions of themselves, and then passing on.
His elves were never perfect, but certainly still better than the average human in many ways, physically, mentally, spiritual. As something for humans to look up to, an ideal to fashion themselves after. A more spiritual, moral, idealistic image to aspire to.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:00:36 PM No.96094703
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WH elves are gay because they have such stupid looking helmets that nothing can redeem this
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:03:13 PM No.96094710
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>>96094703
Fuck your shit taste.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:09:20 PM No.96094726
>>96078682
Nah, getting like 3 extra rerolls a session is a huge upside for humans, and downright makes them stronger than elves, at least in my experience.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:32:35 PM No.96094820
>>96094710
>implying not being gay = shit taste
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:02:55 PM No.96094950
Dark Elves>>>>>High Elves because evil is cooler than good
Because bad guys have cooler armor
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:10:47 PM No.96094980
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>>96094703
They hate you because you told them the truth. And I'm gonna just put it on the table right now that the first and still sufficient reason I fucking HATE and DESPISE Warhammer is specifically because of how retarded the elves and eldar look.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:14:22 PM No.96094997
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>>96094950
Also mostly-naked ladies.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:17:50 PM No.96095002
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Yeah, that's probably the only reason.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:44:08 PM No.96095110
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>>96094710
this looks retarded on so many levels
from practical to aesthetical
thanks for proving my point
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:42:11 PM No.96095369
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>>96094703
thats just a warhammer issue in general
>>96074679 (OP)
the only interesting elves in WH are wood elves because they are actually wild and unpredictable and different than the average good guy or bad guy
they also live very differently
Also i loved the fact that they had black eyes but they scratched that aswell as skaven red eyes. shame
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:48:00 PM No.96095400
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>>96095110
Opinion noted, thanks for the contribution.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:28:08 PM No.96095644
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>>96094950
Huzzah, another loyalist of unparalleled breeding!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:56:18 PM No.96097546
>>96095644
This is such a weird fucking picture. It's renaissance soldiers in Dark Elf cosplay. Facial hair, shaved heads, puff and slash clothing, swords with ricassos and side rings.
I guess I appreciate the attempt, but it's very odd.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:09:57 AM No.96100090
>>96074695
Both High Elves and Dark Elves are very very akin to Melniboneans from Elric of Melniboné (1961) by Micheal Moorcock.and his other Eternal Champions/Multiverse characters' books In fact GW straight up copied them from his books (and copied the chaos symbol too).
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:37 AM No.96100375
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>>96078722
Warcraft in its entirety is pussified. The late 90's-00's fantasy edge that balanced out the more cartoony elements are gone and in its place is infantilized, unoffensive SoCal "culture".
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:52:10 AM No.96102064
>>96095369
I always saw the black eyes as something that happened naturally in elves after living for so damn long, a sure sign that the Elf you're talking to is not some less-than-250 years old upstart
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:11:18 AM No.96102131
>>96094703
The helmets are the best part, you tasteless cur
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:15:55 AM No.96102147
>>96074679 (OP)
Because people prefer useless retarded whore elves. Just look at how popular anime elves are, and they're all useless, retarded whores. Especially the Lodoss ones.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:17:24 AM No.96102150
>>96074962
How is that cool?
>Hurr my elves are humans but extra pathetic!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:18:58 AM No.96102154
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>>96094703
absolute TRVKE
give them a headswap with literally anything besides the penis helmet and they look infinitely cooler
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:22:23 PM No.96105829
warcraft night elf army
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>>96078722
they went hard