Thread 96078878

>goliaths quietly overtook orcs role as the unga bunga race for new players and casuals
>meanwhile orcs have became so lame they are basically a perfect venn diagram with tieflings but green and tusked
When did this happen?

>>96078878 (OP)
the guy from they live is a pretty rad goliath

>>96078881
>first post is about a critical roll lets play
Christ, /tg/ deserves its schizo posters

>>96078886
Anon, fix your bot. It keeps posting the same canned responses.

>>96078878 (OP)
Where the fuck did you see Goliaths being used outside of Exandria (a third party entity) ?

>>96078886
No, anon, he's right.
Critical Role made goliaths popular. Critical Role is, as far as most modern players of 5e are concerned, the effective face of the franchise either on the same level as Forgotten Realms or ahead of it.

What we are seeing happen here is that the new nerds entering the setting don't give a shit about tolkein or his direct copycats. They are being inspired by new fantasy media thats drifted away from that source material, because they have no reason to hold the original as special.
How are you going to sit down a zoomer and tell them that they HAVE to give a shit about orcs in any way that isn't just "you are obligated to worship at Tolkein's altar"? Thats not whats inspiring them anymore. For some its anime, for others its critical role. You are as powerless to resist this change as your parents were powerless to stop you from listening to the music you liked growing up.

>>96078878 (OP)
Tourists fear what they do not understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZwL4ptaQuI

>>96078878 (OP)
Why are you still clinging to D&D's violated corpse?

>>96079557
I dunno about you queers, but AD&D2E still works just fine.

I think some fucking zoomers came up with a 3rd edition, but I don't listen to those effeminate lisping queers anyway, they never make anything good, just remake shit.

>>96084184
Bro, the majority of Zoomers weren't even fetuses when 3e came out, and a lot of them weren't even born when it ENDED.

>>96079331
>new nerds

>>96078878 (OP)
How did this affect your last game session?

>>96078878 (OP)
Around the time tieflings became that circle you mentioned.

>>96078878 (OP)
Even during their prime orcs kind of sucked as a PC race because of how much of a malus they took in stats that weren't relevant to hitting something with a stick, and inertia from half-orcs being playable for longer plus the fact they didn't have the same debilitating base stats meant they were always a second pick.
Now that orcs have the image of repulsive slackers who cowardly cry discrimination whenever someone calls them out for their outlaw behavior (which is actually something kind of IC for a Tolkien-style orc to do if they knew what a discrimination was), they are seen as an uncool "that guy" race in the same vein as Kender while Goliaths are a simple to understand Kratos expy with no particular baggage on how they're supposed to act, with CR reminding everyone that they exist.

>>96078878 (OP)
>Orcs DO NOT look like green humans
>Orcs DO NOT look like Shrek with tusks
>Orcs DO have pig snouts, not flat faces
>Orcs are creatures of evil, not your friends (unless you are evil and not edible)

>>96085807
Porcs are worst orc mainly because they are furfag adjacent.

>>96079331
Shitcuntical Rolltards will never ever be anything except a fucking zombie fucking plague. a fucking cancer upon DnD. they are not the face of anything. they're grifting, infiltrating leftoid faggotard theatre kids. and deserve only to be slowly fucking tortured to death for their fucking crimes against humanity. their willful, gleeful campaigns to make everyone fucking retarded and degenerate have earnt them a much-deserved seat in hell.

>>96084351
Implying op plays games

>>96085840
Hate to say it but as a furfag I would not fuck a porc

>>96086123
>this much impotent rage
So this is how my dad must have felt like as the times left him behind and he was still coping

>>96086608
Some people just can't be helped lol, this place is infested with Facebook boomers, just be glad he didnt post the modern woke audience png comparing faggotlance to shitical fail

>>96085807
Based Porc player.
For me, it’s gorilla/pig hobgoblins[\spoiler]

>>96086627
>>96086608
no. faggottard. you're a fucking brainless zoombie. the only ethical, kind thing to do would be to fucking shoot your fucking brains out and put the world out of your misery.

>>96086745
>hahahahahahaha
Nogames are fucking hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

>>96086769
project harder, retard.

>>96078878 (OP)
critical roll season 1.
>>96086123
Im not disagreeing, but travis really did play the unga bunga big softy really well in campaign 1.

Over a decade of lame liberals trying to shill orcs as not savages does this to you.

>>96086820
I'm glad you signed the post so I know who was speaking.

>>96078878 (OP)
>2024 Orcs
Has “ Adrenaline Rush” and “ Relentless Endurance”, still directly tied to Gruumsh in lore

> orcs wonder when Gruumsh will call on them to match the heroic deeds of old and if they will prove worthy of his favor

You’re a tourist

>>96086851
Travis did a great job with Grog. I personally still prefer orcs over goliaths, but I can't deny he gave them a lot of personality.

I feel like Critical Role really popularized firbolgs too. A lot of the firbolg characters I see now are very different from the pre-critrole ones.

>>96086123
Biggest nogames I've ever seen in my life. Take your meds.

>>96078878 (OP)
All this orc talk all the time, and yet I never see them run. Orcs are so tolkien-warhammer-warcraft coded that they feel generic and people love goblins a lot more, so any time you need an encounter like it you just run goblins instead.

>>96087209
>because i am a slavish worshipper of commiefornian degeneracy, that makes everyone the same! different opinions and tables cannot exist!

rope yourself you fucking tranny

>>96078878 (OP)
Hello frend, welcome to D&D, so you said you would like to play a strong fella? Ah, there are two very nuanced choices for you
Choice 1:
>stinky race of evil pigpeople
>they are fugly and stupid and brutish
>nobody likes you
Choice 2:
>gigachad mountain dweller
>play football with goat parts
>wield epic gigachad weapony

>>96087504
you forgot
Choice 1:
>you rape any dumb bitches you capture if you feel like it
Choice 2:
>you're a nb heckin valid transfemme masc presenting lesbian and you respect m'lady

>>96087526
huh? Oh I'm sorry I forgot 5e is implied.

>>96087526
You’re a homosexual btw

>>96087569
you're demented.

>>96086123
>leftoid faggotard theatre kids
so... dndkiddies?

>>96078878 (OP)
When will gnomes become the new hotness?

>>96087526
A modern D&D orc would rape someone and then call you a bigot for being upset by their cultural custom of fucking raping people. They are an unholy blend of chauvinism and minority social justice posturing who are willing to attend the pride rallies so long as it means they can continue to be savages.

>>96087504
>>96085697
Personally, I also think that an important thing that the Goliaths have going for them is not being burdened by the reputation of being ontologically evil rape machines. As we can see from this thread, a lot of jackasses just can't comprehend orcs not acting like pic related.

>>96090834
I don't think I've seen too many settings where orcs are "gym rats who are insecure about their supplements and buy meme pre-workouts with maximum dudebro names." Warcraft is the only one that comes to mind, with the Hellscream lineage's "Satanic Genocide Pre-workout (Demon Blood flavor)" and "Satanic Genocide Pre-workout (Panda Tears flavor)." Even then, the stereotype for WC orcs is the supposedly redeemed noble savage who somehow always ends up acting like the stereotypical CE piece of shit, no matter how often he claims he's done with that lifestyle.

>>96090913
I meant the picture as in " they are acting as roided out psychotic sex offenders" not in sense of being literally on roids, but that's a pretty funny option. Technically, the weaponised autism gene modded orcs from Conquest also fit there.

>>96090913
>just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in
- don orco d'orciniussio.

>>96084184
Zoomers are in their twenties, anon. They weren't even born when 3rd edition was being designed. And half of them weren't even born yet when D&D moved to 4e... And these are facts that everyone older than Zoomers is keenly aware of because we remember those times. Which means you're either a Zoomer yourself (and a particularly stupid one, at that) or you're an Alphtard. Don't lurk moar, just kill yourself.

>>96086123
Based.

>>96086608
>times always get better!
Hegelian dialectic retardation. Kys.

>>96086627
>anyone older than me is a boomer

>>96087209
>feel like Critical Role really popularized firbolgs too
True. 5e turned firvolgs into fucking faggots. They were way better in earlier editions as potentially kindly and civilized giants, even if still chaotic at heart. At least that's how I used them.

>>96085840
I prefer porcs because killing them is so much more satisfying. The furry adjacent-ness makes it kind of a twofer, you know?

>>96078878 (OP)
>orcs are now stereotypical sombrero wearing, fat wife having Mexicans
wtf did orcs do to you, Hasbro??? Who is this art for? i can't imagine mexican gamers like this, it's a FUCKING STEREOTYPE.

>>96097422
Its honestly just weird. There's no logical connection between the two groups. Trying to deflect from internet racists claiming the orcs = black people by making them explicitly a different minority is NOT a win.
Who knows, maybe this makes more sense in California. I don't fucking get it.
If you are going to draw any specific historical analogy to orcs, though... would the obvious fucking answer be the Mongols? Orcs with a Mongol aesthetic and culture would be just enough flavor to not be generic and boring, looks cool and fits in line with the narrative role of orcs, and wouldn't be bafflingly stupid.

What would you rather have in a picture for your DnD book, weird mexican stereotype orcs or a mongolian horseback archer and his hunting eagle?

>>96097422
Whites worship Blacks and BBC, so they tried really hard to shake the Orc image from Black people and gave it to Mexicans because their only worship and focus is Blacks.

>>96098039
There was never a fucking "orc image" on black people. That entire thing was a ridiculous psyop.

>>96078881
Rowdy Roddy Piper?

>>96078878 (OP)
>When did this happen?
Never? Don't tell me you feel the need to do everything exactly like the latest overpriced D&D book tells you to.

>>96097924
But that big racist Tolkien said that orcs were like the least lovely Mongol types, so they can't make that connection.

>>96101777
Keith David, anon. The post mentioned a great Goliath.

>>96097422
I am not kidding when I say this image is genuinely outrageously racist in that it's actually EXPLICITALLY assigning a fucking real life race/culture to Orcs who previously never had one apart from in the mind of deranged leftists. Instead you have turned them all into gay and lesbian mexicans. Genuinely fucking mind boggling.

The characters depicted here may be some of the worst character designs I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. They are offensively, ugly, have a completely mismatched aesthetic and barely even feel like they belong in a fantasy settings. Whoever came up with this shit needs to go back to working at McDonalds or whatever the fuck their job was before WotC.

>>96097422
>Uhhhh Orcs definitely aren't blacks guys
>See, we made them Latinx instead!

How warped does the mind of a Californian have to be to get to this point

>>96101983
You guys ever stop and wonder if you're stupid?

I would start with examining how one piece of shitty art can make you go "ALL ORCS ARE MEXICANS NOW?!" Maybe break things down to even more basic fundamentals and look up the definition of the word "all."

>>96102014
>Unironically defending WotC in 2025

yikes...

>>96078878 (OP)
I've always banned orcs/halfs, tieflings and other freakshit from my table, goliaths just fit better than races my players should kill on sight.

Is this thread just two competing psyops?

>>96086123
nah they actually play D&D
my sister got into D&D from CR and she plays more than I do because I don't have irl friends

>>96101983
... How are you looking at that and seeing Mexicans? And how are you looking at that and seeing gays and lesbians? Where in that image are any of those things coded?
You know what I think? I think you're a brainrotted fascist projecting your fears onto everything out of sheer habit now.
Go touch some grass. Leave your mommy's basement and go for a walk and touch some fucking grass.

>>96078878 (OP)
>turn a cool race of deadly savages into wholesome chungus 'ay carumba let us eat the tacos' migrants
>people find new deadly savages
Wow how surprising.

>>96102932
The attire is clearly vaquero-inspired, which anon recognizes but is too much of a racist fuckwit to be able to articulate. The saguaro cacti in the background place it in Arizona/northern Mexico, where if you've got a guy going around in chaps and working gloves he's Mexican.

The gays and lesbians comes from anon getting a funny feeling in his pants staring at the chest of El Guaporc on the right and lashing out.

>>96103359
> The gays and lesbians comes from anon getting a funny feeling in his pants staring at the chest of El Guaporc on the right and lashing out.

NTA, but also the lesbian sidecut on the orc in the middle of the image, and the fact that its done in thee same artstyle as the "two dwarves with tattoos of each other's beards, an image thats literally gayer than two dudes fucking" picture, which primes you to assume the picture is super gay until proven otherwise.
As someone who 4chan would probably consider a bleeding heart SJW, the way that DnD has handled this shit is legitimately fucking grotesque. Its like a parody of things designed in a lab to draw disdain.

>>96103509
>two dwarves with tattoos of each other's beards
lmao, i didn't know it was a thing. i also admire that it's the butch dwarves working the forge there, and the faggot is just helping holding the item in place, while the other fag is cooking pastry.

>>96102932
You libs are the ones who looked at this and saw black Americans.

>>96102255
no they don't. you can't play a game whose rules you've never fucking read ANY of

>>96105751
To play devils advocate...
that's because leftists cannot entirely ignore reality.

absent the 13 %ers, chigongo's crime rate drops 90%. absent the 13%, the USA becomes safer than almost all of europe.

USA has not got a gun or crime problem. it has a 13 % problem.

>>96107081
>guy says he’s going to play devil’s advocate
>read his post
>he’s just racist
every time

>>96102951
>ay carumba let us eat the tacos
now that's a throwback

>>96107128
crime stats aren't reeecist, lunatic. objective reality exists, you clown.
fucks sakes, you are literally doing the
>noooo stoooop noooticing! that's racist!
meme.

>>96107157
Crime stats are numbers. Numbers are not racist.
but crime states are a function of police institutions, which very much can be racist and historically have been. You cannot divorce the numbers from the source of them.
White college kid gets caught with 2 bags of weed and gets let go with a slap on the wrist. Black guy gets caught with a single joint on him and gets booked for intent to distribute. The former never becomes a crime statistic, the latter goes to prison.

>>96107182
HA HAHA HA HA HA HA !!! wow. going full commie.

>>96085807
>>96085840
I like Ian Miller's take on orcs.

>>96078878 (OP)
>being six and a half feet (Biblical times)
>a literal giant, suspected to be the descendant of nephilim by virtue of his sheer size, champion of his people, absolute unit, living legend that had archeologists going "nah, there's no way someone could actually be that tall"

>being six and a half feet (modern times)
>manlet cut-off point, minimal height requirement to match mid girls on Tinder
Goliaths got nerfed too

>>96107182
>Black guy gets caught with a single joint on him and gets booked for intent to distribute
Naw, he gets booked because he has a wrap sheet a mile long and is on probation. Or for resisting, or providing false information, or some other stupid shit he wasn't supposed to be doing while he happened to have a joint on him. Meanwhile the white college kid with 2 bags doesn't run, doesn't fight, and has no priors. Nice try, though.

>>96108473
>Ignore results of uneven policing

So close, yet so far away.

>>96078878 (OP)
Critical Role

>>96108531
Ah yes, of course. Just like how all that violence against Asians committed by blacks was because of white supremacy and the 'fiery but mostly peaceful' BLM riots were totally blown out proportion and actually caused 0$ in property damage, right?

>>96107182
>But crime states are a function of police institutions, which very much can be racist and historically have been.
Your mistake is thinking this is a race issue. All authoritarians tend to act like nepotists whenever they lack checks or balances, which occurred during the CHAZ autonomous zone of all places where their militia started curb-stomping kids and ended up killing one because they were on a power trip.

>>96108531
The policing is "uneven" because the criminality is uneven. The gun homicide rate among whites is 2 in 100,000 and among blacks it's 27 in 100,000.

>>96108531
>>Ignore results of uneven policing
Ah yes, and the police are in the favor of the CCP and Asian supremacy because Asian people don't get arrested as much which means and proves they are favoring them over whites in a supposedly "white supremacist country"

Kill yourself, you blithering fucking cocksmoking faggot. Blacks commit more crimes and act retarded in police situations.

>>96090913
>somehow always ends up acting like the stereotypical CE piece of shit, no matter how often he claims he's done with that lifestyle.
That's the best part of Warcraft orcs. Being evil but relatable is kino, as is the denial of the dindu orcfags.