>Previously on Warhammer 40,000...

>Guilliman... I'm pregnant.

>>96084853
Oh it's a rerun

>>96084812 (OP)
>the Grey Knights [REDACTED] on [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]!

>"Marneus is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"

>I have once *again* found the way into the Black Library.
>And *this time* the outcome of our conflict will CHANGE!

>"I have a cunn'n plan Mr. Cain"

[Loads Melta]

>WHAT YEAR IS IT

>I AM THE AVATAR OF KHAINE! FACE MY WRA-
>HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO A RATLING

Sure as Sure

>How the fuck-fuck did we get here?
>*both release the musk of fear*

>DAMNED BE THOSE ALIENS AND THEIR BBCS (BIG BLUE COCKS) WHO IMPREGNATED MY COUSIN I SHALL SEE IT TO THEIR DESTRUCTION MYSELF WE SHALL FINISH DAMOCLES

>Anon, I found those drawings you made in your notepad... care to explain yourself, gue'vesa?

>Finally, my ritual is coming to fruition. Nothing will stand in my way now!

>Leandros....I am your father

>>96085320
>"Cato is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"

>>96086707
>"Titus is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"

>>96084812 (OP)
>FACE ME YE GOLDEN MANLING!
>OR ARE YE TOO CHICKEN!

>>96084812 (OP)
"How do we appeal to the 'Gacha' audience?"

>>96086994
...So he is finishing what Captain Titus started?

>>96087066
wait that's not a space dwarf, that's a normal dwarf!

>>96084812 (OP)

>>96087902
...Why is that a spoiler?

>>96084853
and...it's not yours!

>>96086707
"Haha! No, I, Cato Sicarius am not dead, because I, Cato Sicarius, am the best swordsman in the entire universe and completely undefeatable! Also, I, Cato Sicarius, think that I, Cato Sicarius, should be the Chapter Master of every chapter! Matt Ward has decreed it!

>>96088103
"That weird cat is back again..."

>>96085991
>"Shadowsun? Can you hear me? Blame this on the misfortune of your birth..."

>"Why didn't you tell us you were the Emperor?"
>"Because, I never wanted to be."

>>96091062
"But your a WOMAN!"

>>96084812 (OP)
Peace were declared

"I did not have sexual relations with that book, but I will with you"

>>96084812 (OP)
>Lord captain...are you sure having a threesome with foul xeno's and our lady of the Navis Nobilite is imperative to the Success of the von Valancius dynasty?

>>96092653
Success?

>>96088032
Don't tell me, it's vects.

>>96084812 (OP)
>"Well... maybe I don't want to steal other chapters relics anymore."

>>96084812 (OP)
I dunno ask /40kg/

"Rage. Despair. Deception. Temptation. Long ago, the Immaterium existed in placid harmony. Then, everything changed when the xenos attacked. Only the Emperor, Master of Mankind, could stop them, but when the galaxy needed him most, he died. Ten thousand years passed and my acolyte and I discovered the new Emperor, a boy called the Star Child. And although his psyker skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to rule anyone. But I believe the Star Child will save the galaxy."

>>96084812 (OP)
The hobby wasn't infested with gross troons

>"For the Dark Gods!"

>>96085354
>Really, Jurgen? A cunning and subtle one?
>As cunning as a rogue trader who's just been appointed proffesor of cunning at Makron V's Schola Progenium?

>I AM THE SINGLE BIGGEST AUTIST IN THE WHOLE GALAXY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
>MY HYPERFIXATION HAS KEPT MULTIPLE CULTURES ALIVE

BADDLE BRODDERS
TODEY WE ARE IN SPESS

>REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!

>>96105143
>FATHER!!!

>"All the mjød is gone.... ALL THE MJØD IS GONE!"