>>96086707
"Haha! No, I, Cato Sicarius am not dead, because I, Cato Sicarius, am the best swordsman in the entire universe and completely undefeatable! Also, I, Cato Sicarius, think that I, Cato Sicarius, should be the Chapter Master of every chapter! Matt Ward has decreed it!
>>96084812 (OP) >Lord captain...are you sure having a threesome with foul xeno's and our lady of the Navis Nobilite is imperative to the Success of the von Valancius dynasty?
"Rage. Despair. Deception. Temptation. Long ago, the Immaterium existed in placid harmony. Then, everything changed when the xenos attacked. Only the Emperor, Master of Mankind, could stop them, but when the galaxy needed him most, he died. Ten thousand years passed and my acolyte and I discovered the new Emperor, a boy called the Star Child. And although his psyker skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to rule anyone. But I believe the Star Child will save the galaxy."
>>96085354 >Really, Jurgen? A cunning and subtle one? >As cunning as a rogue trader who's just been appointed proffesor of cunning at Makron V's Schola Progenium?