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Anonymous No.96084812 >>96084958 >>96087066 >>96087130 >>96087902 >>96092236 >>96092653 >>96096138 >>96096215 >>96097810
Previously on Warhammer 40,000
>Previously on Warhammer 40,000...
Anonymous No.96084853 >>96084945 >>96088032
>Guilliman... I'm pregnant.
Anonymous No.96084945
>>96084853
Oh it's a rerun
Anonymous No.96084958
>>96084812 (OP)
>the Grey Knights [REDACTED] on [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]!
Anonymous No.96085320 >>96086707
>"Marneus is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"
Anonymous No.96085349
>I have once *again* found the way into the Black Library.
>And *this time* the outcome of our conflict will CHANGE!
Anonymous No.96085354 >>96102755
>"I have a cunn'n plan Mr. Cain"

[Loads Melta]
Anonymous No.96085364
>WHAT YEAR IS IT
Anonymous No.96085438
>I AM THE AVATAR OF KHAINE! FACE MY WRA-
>HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO A RATLING
Anonymous No.96085498
Sure as Sure
Anonymous No.96085512
>How the fuck-fuck did we get here?
>*both release the musk of fear*
Anonymous No.96085946
>DAMNED BE THOSE ALIENS AND THEIR BBCS (BIG BLUE COCKS) WHO IMPREGNATED MY COUSIN I SHALL SEE IT TO THEIR DESTRUCTION MYSELF WE SHALL FINISH DAMOCLES
Anonymous No.96085991 >>96088267
>Anon, I found those drawings you made in your notepad... care to explain yourself, gue'vesa?
Anonymous No.96086470
>Finally, my ritual is coming to fruition. Nothing will stand in my way now!
Anonymous No.96086674
>Leandros....I am your father
Anonymous No.96086707 >>96086994 >>96088103
>>96085320
>"Cato is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"
Anonymous No.96086994 >>96087130
>>96086707
>"Titus is dead, I'm chapter master of the Ultramarines now!"
Anonymous No.96087066 >>96087475
>>96084812 (OP)
>FACE ME YE GOLDEN MANLING!
>OR ARE YE TOO CHICKEN!
Anonymous No.96087130
>>96084812 (OP)
"How do we appeal to the 'Gacha' audience?"

>>96086994
...So he is finishing what Captain Titus started?
Anonymous No.96087475
>>96087066
wait that's not a space dwarf, that's a normal dwarf!
Anonymous No.96087902 >>96087916
>>96084812 (OP)
Anonymous No.96087916
>>96087902
...Why is that a spoiler?
Anonymous No.96088032 >>96094080
>>96084853
and...it's not yours!
Anonymous No.96088103 >>96088143
>>96086707
"Haha! No, I, Cato Sicarius am not dead, because I, Cato Sicarius, am the best swordsman in the entire universe and completely undefeatable! Also, I, Cato Sicarius, think that I, Cato Sicarius, should be the Chapter Master of every chapter! Matt Ward has decreed it!
Anonymous No.96088143
>>96088103
"That weird cat is back again..."
Anonymous No.96088267
>>96085991
>"Shadowsun? Can you hear me? Blame this on the misfortune of your birth..."
Anonymous No.96091062 >>96092049
>"Why didn't you tell us you were the Emperor?"
>"Because, I never wanted to be."
Anonymous No.96092049
>>96091062
"But your a WOMAN!"
Anonymous No.96092236
>>96084812 (OP)
Peace were declared
Anonymous No.96092597
"I did not have sexual relations with that book, but I will with you"
Anonymous No.96092653 >>96092665
>>96084812 (OP)
>Lord captain...are you sure having a threesome with foul xeno's and our lady of the Navis Nobilite is imperative to the Success of the von Valancius dynasty?
Anonymous No.96092665
>>96092653
Success?
Anonymous No.96094080
>>96088032
Don't tell me, it's vects.
Anonymous No.96096138
>>96084812 (OP)
>"Well... maybe I don't want to steal other chapters relics anymore."
Anonymous No.96096215
>>96084812 (OP)
I dunno ask /40kg/
Anonymous No.96097113
"Rage. Despair. Deception. Temptation. Long ago, the Immaterium existed in placid harmony. Then, everything changed when the xenos attacked. Only the Emperor, Master of Mankind, could stop them, but when the galaxy needed him most, he died. Ten thousand years passed and my acolyte and I discovered the new Emperor, a boy called the Star Child. And although his psyker skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to rule anyone. But I believe the Star Child will save the galaxy."
Anonymous No.96097810
>>96084812 (OP)
The hobby wasn't infested with gross troons
Anonymous No.96101771
>"For the Dark Gods!"
Anonymous No.96102755
>>96085354
>Really, Jurgen? A cunning and subtle one?
>As cunning as a rogue trader who's just been appointed proffesor of cunning at Makron V's Schola Progenium?
Anonymous No.96104510
>I AM THE SINGLE BIGGEST AUTIST IN THE WHOLE GALAXY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
>MY HYPERFIXATION HAS KEPT MULTIPLE CULTURES ALIVE
Anonymous No.96105128
BADDLE BRODDERS
TODEY WE ARE IN SPESS
Anonymous No.96105143 >>96105156
>REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!
Anonymous No.96105156
>>96105143
>FATHER!!!
Anonymous No.96105182
>"All the mjød is gone.... ALL THE MJØD IS GONE!"