Thread 96117798

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>>96117798 (OP)
Alchemist.

Posting this cause I missed it in the last thread

>>96117798 (OP)
Ranger.

This is how I Artificer & do all four classic roles at once

>>96117801
You're suggesting he have his fapbait be emulated by AI and then talk with it.

>>96117817
Getting some awesome "Metal Slug" vibes from this. Nicely done.

Generated some pictures of an important character from my fantasy setting that I also painted miniatures for.

>>96117798 (OP)
Artificer.

Monk.

>>96117877
Warlock.

>>96117833
Not a class exactly, but maybe classic races could count too?

>>96117884
Paladin.

>>96117798 (OP)
Old adventuring party from Oct 2023.
https://files.catbox.moe/yy1z6w.jpg

>>96117798 (OP)
Barbarian.

>>96117889
Fighter.

>>96117900
Alchemist.

>>96117893
>TT2

>>96117893
...LMAO. This caught me completely of guard. I love it XD
Also, TT Wizard/Sorcerer.

Trying one last time to upload the correct picture and remember to type the text in the post. Generated some pictures of an important character from my setting that I've also painted miniatures for.

>>96117893
>>96117904
>TT3
have a great night everyone.

Bard.

>>96117903
Wizard (Wild Mage).

>>96117918
Sure it looks badass, but wait until you've got to take a leak and nobody has a can-opener.

>>96117920
Rogue.

>>96117841
Never played it but thank you

>>96117940
Samurai.

>TT
Necromancer.

>>96117798 (OP)
Paladin.

>>96117798 (OP)
>Iliira
>CG Drow elf Rogue
>Str 10, Dex 17, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 8, Cha 14

>Made Leader: "Ha, now Y'ALL are the plucky sidekicks!"

>Select1: "Yah-huh?"
>Select2: "Hey!"
>Select3: "What's up?"

>Action1: "Okie-doky..."
>Action2: "If you say so!"
>Action3: "I'm on it!"

>Battle Cry: "C'mon, I'm not afraid of you!"
>Critical Hit: "That'll learn ya!"
>Critical Miss: "I - I meant to do that!"
>Badly Hurt: "Ow, ow, ow, ow!"
>Death Rattle: "Gah...h-help...help me...!"
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "Wha - no! C'mon, get back up! Please...?"

>Tired: "There is no Iliira, there is only sleep..."
>Bored: "Ninety-nine mugs of ale on the wall, ninety-nine mugs of ale..."
>Daytime: "Why am I even awake at this hour..."
>Nighttime: "Right, sun's down. Time to snoop around."

>Cast Spell: "Yes, look at the pretty lights, not the drow!"
>Stealth: "I don't need magic to turn invisible..."
>Picked Pocket: "Ooh, shiny. Mine now."
>Inventory Full: "Nope, no more room. Put it somewhere else."

>In Forest: "I've figured it out! It's like a city, but BORING."
>In City: "Now this is what I'm talking about! Let's get to thievin'!"
>In Dungeon: "I should go first. To, uh...check for traps. Yeah, for that reason, and no others."

>Rare1: "I need a swig of some strong, Dwarven ale! Heh."
>Rare2: "Stop that. Stop. Stoooooop!"
>Rare3: "Gaaah what was that?! Was it a spider?! I don't like spiders."
>Rare4: "Oh, it's just a mouse. Hey little guy!"
>Rare5: "I am NOT a Drizzt clone! Just because I'm a drow, and Chaotic Good, and good at stealth, and dual wield, and...uh...shut up."

Wizard.

>TT
Gunlsinger/Ranger

>>96117833
Who needs a fighter when you've got a suped up Iron Defender Homunculus & a flying intelligent bit of voidstone that unmakes everything it touches? (It can also become the ridiculously big or very very small) not to mention having embedded gemstones that summon up some truly high class magic force armor

>>96117972
>Talas
>TN Yuan-ti bard
>Str 8, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 13, Wis 12, Cha 17

>Becoming Leader: "Really, this is just a restoration of the natural order of thingss."

>Select1: "Yes...?"
>Select2: "Speak up."
>Select3: "Sss?"

>Action1: "Okay."
>Action2: "If you insisst."
>Action3: "Hsss..."

>Battle Cry: "I am in NO MOOD FOR THISS!"
>Critical Hit: "C'mere, I'll kisss it better!"
>Critical Miss: "No one saw that! That didn't happen!"
>Badly Hurt: "No...get away from me!"
>Death Rattle: "Olwenyo...I'm ssorry..."
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "I'll ssing a ssad ssong for uss both."

>Tired: "Sss...sss....bwah wha? What? Sorry. Ssleepy..."
>Bored: "Anyone mind if I take this time to compose a new ssong?"
>Daytime: "The ssun feels nice on my scaless..."
>Nighttime: "If only the sstars truly could grant wisshess..."

>Cast Spell: "Ha! Take that!"
>Stealth: "Swift and ssilent..."
>Picked Pocket: "I need thiss more than you."
>Inventory Full: "It's a miracle my kind even have arms. I can't carry anything elsse!"

>In Forest: "It's too hot. My feet hurt. There's insects everywhere. Can we please go someplace civilized?"
>In City: "Now THISS is more like it!"
>In Dungeon: "It'ss dark and cold and dussty and I hate everything about it."

>Rare1: "Trussst in me...jussst in me..."
>Rare2: "I hate water...and I hate being wet...AND I HATE YOU!"
>Rare3: "She sells sea ssells...She sells shea sellss...SHE SHELLSSS...DAMMIT!"
>Rare4: "COOOBRRAAAA!!!"
>Rare5: "I could go for some chilled monkey brainss..."

>>96117972
...I'm impressed by the thought you put into that, anon.

>TT
I've always specced Kobby as a rogue. It just feels right, y'know?

>>96117952
Ranger.

>>96117983
>Lucretia
>LE Human warlock
>Str 9, Dex 13, Con 11, Int 15, Wis 14, Cha 16

>Becoming Leader: "I was always the leader of you insipid morons, this just makes it official."

>Select1: "What."
>Select2: "Do not touch me!"
>Select3: "What could you possibly need?"

>Action1: "Whatever."
>Action2: "Sure, send the ninety-pound twig of a woman..."
>Action3: "I'mma burn it."

>Battle Cry: "BURN, FIRE! BURN IT ALL!"
>Critical Hit: "I hit it?! I mean - of course I did!"
>Critical Miss: "Right, there's a big surprise."
>Badly Hurt: "Gah! HELP ME YOU MORONS!"
>Death Rattle: "Not - like - this...!"
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "Impossible to find good help these days..."

>Tired: "No. I refuse to go any further until I get some rest."
>Bored: "That's enough sloth, right? Can't we do something else?"
>Daytime: "Ugh. It's too bright out. Where's a shadow when I need one?"
>Nighttime: "Beware. There are worse things in the dark than you know."

>Cast Spell: "AVE, AVE, ASMODEI!"
>Stealth: "Shut up, all of you, before we're noticed."
>Picked Pocket: "I need this more than you."
>Inventory Full: "Do I LOOK like a manservant to you?!"

>In Forest: "Urge to burn rising."
>In City: "So many souls...maybe I can get enough
>In Dungeon: "This place brings up unpleasant memories. I want to leave. Now."

>Rare1: "Corpus edimus...sanguis bibimus...ave ave Satani!
>Rare2: "What's my favorite sin? Hells, I'm a fan of all seven."
>Rare3: "Piece of advice? Always read the fine print. Else you'll end up like me."
>Rare4: "I heard somebody say burn, baby, burn!"
>Rare5: "My little pony, my little...w-wait, you heard that?! YOU HEARD NOTHING! I'LL KILL YOU!"

>>96117980
I look at this guy and all I hear is Bowie playing. This is by no means a bad thing.

>>96118014
Bard.

>>96117972
>>96117983
>>96118016
Did you have these planned out ahead of time, anon? Or are you doing them on the fly? Either way, that's a hefty bit of detail.

>>96117993
I was Forever DM'd for 16 years. Some people in that situation come up with a million characters. I just built up more and more lore around one.

>>96118028
YES. This concept is stupid over the top but that's why it's awesome.

>>96118031
I've posted them before; it used to be that every now and then I'd create a "poke" thread for /tg/ where you posted what your character says when you click on them enough.

This was before the dark times. These days, one of those threads gets made, most of the posts are just people bitching, mostly some variety of the "Traditional Games?" trolls, or bitching about BioWare, or bitching about Baldur's Gate, or...

Basically /tg/ used to be a lot more fun.

>>96118038
Forever DM should be a class unto itself, no?

>>96118028
Fighter.
https://files.catbox.moe/sd5u3b.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ew4vki.mp4

>>96118069
Goddammit.

>>96118056
>Basically /tg/ used to be a lot more fun.
Amen to that, anon.

>>96118078
Cleric.

>>96118078
>>96118069
Very nice.

>>96118069
>>96118078
Just curious, do you think you could do one where she goes from ballerina dancer to knight, like she is in a dress & happy, does a pirouette & boom she's in armor & jaded?

>>96118082
Anyway, here's the template, in case anyone wants to do their own.

>Made Leader:

>Select1:
>Select2:
>Select3:

>Action1:
>Action2:
>Action3:

>Battle Cry:
>Critical Hit:
>Critical Miss:
>Badly Hurt:
>Death Rattle:
>Reaction to Party Member Death:

>Tired:
>Bored:
>Daytime:
>Nighttime:

>Cast Spell:
>Stealth:
>Picked Pocket:
>Inventory Full:

>In Forest:
>In City:
>In Dungeon:

>Rare1:
>Rare2:
>Rare3:
>Rare4:
>Rare5:

>>96118085
Monk.
"How 'bout I slap your shit?"

>>96118095
Much obliged, anon.

>>96118093
I have something like that somewhere. Let me look.

>>96117769
Thank you.

Fighter/Rogue

Duke Billards, Monk, Druid, and Thief

>>96118121
Welcome anon. keep making her and posting her and have a great night.

Berserker

>>96118130
Strangely civilized oriented party actually. Lawful good, Lawful neutral, True neutral, and Lawful evil.

Have a princess and her bodyguard

>>96118099
Artificer.

>>96118140
That Tactical Princess is a surprisingly fun concept, anon.

>>96118140
everything about this picture is wrong in the most delightful and entertaining manner that I have to call it a win.

>>96117980
And for defense not only do I have a laundry list of persisted buff spells, but I also have Alduin my wonderful Awakened Livewood turtle shaped shield with Sizing & flying enchantments so he can fit on a charm necklace or be large enough to evaculate a Thorp (actually happened in game)

>>96118017
Which song?

>>96118121
I want to add that I like her too. I'd actually like to see her in more action scenes if you can pull it off

>>96118161
That guy lost his eye while reaching for something above him didn't he.

>>96118093
>>96118107
I couldn't find the one I was thinking of, but here are a few others I found from around the same time, with the same general idea.

>>96118195
Sorceress.

>>96118206
>>96118148
Paladin.

>>96118178
This is beautiful, good job
>>96118195
Very nice
>>96118165
As for wizards & clerics, I have a wand for that, & a small army of Expeditious Messenger Homunculus that can use them. In fact, you can stack metamagic to make wands which casts falling rocks which do untyped damage & can fel drain a large area. Casting just a few of these wands on a group can reduce their levels/HD to zero.

>>96118140
>>96118170
This shit reads so cultish. What the hell happens to people who linger in these threads? Is this a microcosmic form of mass psychosis? These are chimeric facsimiles of real art stitched together by technology, mere emblems of fiction that you're imbuing with intimate attributes.

>>96118222
It's AI pic thread not AI post.

>>96118209
Succubus (Whore).

>>96118222
>wah! wah! why are you asking an anon to do a challenging prompt in this AI thread!

>>96118231
Shin only socks. For when you want to look like your have socks on, but still want to fuck your feet up with your shoes.
Good subtle hint on the knees tho.

>>96118238
Maybe she gives foot jobs and wants easy access?

>>96118228
>>96118235
>keep making her and posting her
>I like her too
>I'd actually like to see her
It is AI art. There is no "her." The fact that you cannot differentiate this is alarming. A man is typing words to prompt software to piece together a Frankensteinian image for him. You are addressing this as a woman. It is not.

>>96118248
Have you no understanding of "the subject" in an artistic sense?

>>96118152
It really is and im glad it kind of happened with me trying to make small compact space craft and it going into compact cars than into other vehicles and into go karts and golf carts.
>>96118157
I appreciate that because when I started some of these types of gens I even said this is just absurd what you're doing you know that right?

>>96118222
WAAAH PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DONT LIKE OMFG WTF IS THIS MASS PSYCHOSIS OF PEOPLE LIKING OTHER PEOPLES THINGS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CULTIST TO LIKE OTHER PEOPLES THINGS AND COMPLIMENT THEM!

shut up bitch

x

>>96118248
>>96118222
Shut the fuck up.

>>96118248
bruh wtf? why do you assume I think she's real because I refered to art of a girl as a her? are you ok mentally bruh? legit im not going to be all oh hey I like your digital art of a person that looks like a girl every time thats absurd. so like 100% of the world except I guess you it gets shortened to her to save time. I dont actually think that art is real or alive or sentient its literally art bruh. so you being all OMFG ITS NOT REAL is concerning because it makes me wonder how YOU are percieving reality if you think others are not.

>>96117841
Weird how the rat's fur is populating lizardman's head. Only way I really know how to stop that is to specify baldness with some gens, but that might turn the rat bald too. Annoying shit.

>>96118277
>>96118272
Do you think he pulls this shit in the fucking draw threads?

>OMG it's not a "her" it's graphite sketched & smeared across a piece of paper that creates an illusion that looks like a woman!!!

>>96118211
As for Rogue, there's spells to make you completely invisible or silent or bypass traps etc.

>>96118287
lol 153 and im laughing at some autism in the thread having a potential melty over words.

>>96118231
Merchant.
(I'm never going to get tired of genning this guy)

And so we come to the next installment in the tale of the Techpriestess, continued from >>96043909

>The stand-down order went out across the Rogue Trader's fleet, as a single dropship departed the hangars of the 'Pitiless Blade,' streaking towards the station that lay before it. There, in the docking bay, the massively armored skull-faced prow of the lander opened, a ramp extending from its mouth as a single figure descended, resplendent in flowing red silk and gleaming bionics.

>Salafié surveyed the scene before her, where a full company of the Von Nassau-Mendoza dynasty's armsmen stood in formation, blocking her path. Hardly the greeting she had expected, and such insolence! Common soldiers presuming to stand before a peer of the Imperial nobility and a Magos of the Mechanicus! That they were there chiefly to ensure the Priestess stayed well out of sight of any curious merchants was lost on her, and a part of her was sorely tempted to activate the lander's turreted autocannons and sweep the deck clean of these curs.

>It was fortunate then that the Rogue Trader had, perhaps anticipating the peril to his men, arranged for a cadre of combat automata to escort the Priestess from the hangar bay, an entourage that proved far more agreeable to her tastes. And so it was that Salafié was whisked away to the palatial upper levels of the station, where she was reunited with Cassius in person. There, with the automata following close behind, the pair strode through halls of polished marble, making such idle small-talk as nobles will, until the
Rogue Trader was confident that Salafié was indeed still herself.

>>96118264
>>96118272
>>96118276
>>96118277
A cult seldom reacts well when an outsider shines a light on their activities.

>>96118302
>At last reaching their destination, the Trader ushered Salafié into his personal office, a chamber alike unto a cathedral in size, its walls clad in carved black granite inlaid with gold and platinum filigree. Locking the door behind them, he turned to the Priestess.

>"I believe you owe me an explanation."

>"Oh, do I?" She smirked.

>Exasperated, the Rogue Trader gestured to a stack of data-slates on his desk. "I have a report here saying that you were killed on an expedition almost two years ago, and now you appear unnanounced in command of a Chaos cruiser! What would you have me believe?"

>"Well, I *was* killed," the Priestess laughed with an unsettling playfulness, "but not in the time or place those spies of yours may have told you. As for my ship, you mustn't call it a Chaos cruiser, Cassius. They merely borrowed it for a time, and they do not crew it now. There is only one other living soul aboard that ship, servitors aside, and she is no more a servant of the Dark Gods than I am."

>That her last phrase left room for two very different meanings was not lost on the Trader.

>"Sala, this is no time for your games. Half my bridge officers would have had you shot as a traitor the moment you set foot on this station. If I am to vouch for you, I must have the truth."

>Salafié sighed and made her way across the chamber, settling on a sofa richly uppholstered with the hide of some exotic xenos reptile. Ah luxury, she thought. There was more truth in it than in all the words in all the finely-bound tomes that lined the walls behind her. "Alright, my dear," she purred, "but this will take a while..."

>Class?
Summoner
>What does she summon?
Stuff.
>What kind of stuff?
Don't worry about it.
>...Serena.
Totally legitimate and totally not evil calcium-infused stuff!

>>96118310
kek hilarious you keep saying cult over people liking others art and complimenting it. I dont know what group home setup you have but here in real life and online people can like things and can compliment it and its not cultist behavior. the fact you have to be told this means you're either a troll outside of /b/ and an underage and/or mentally underage or you're legit this legit autism retarded and actually think people liking things of others and complimenting it in life is cultist behavior to which sorry you were raised this wrong in life bruh. have a nice night im not going to reply to someone who is clearly trolling or from some alternate reality where things that are normal and have existed for a long ass time in society is considered cultist to you like liking art and saying I like that.

>>96118346
Fuck off furfag

>>96118298
Paladin.

>>96118371
>either a troll outside of /b/ and an underage and/or mentally underage or you're legit this legit autism retarded
The answer is D: All of the Above.

>>96118384
What the fuck is your fucking malfucktion, you hopeless friendless piece of shit? You can always just leave this fucking thread

>>96118405
Bard.

>>96118418
Oracle.

>>96118426
Swashbucklers.

>>96118408
He's not worth responding to, anon. Certainly not worth getting worked up over. I just ignore him. Maybe a bit of banter if I feel like it. But not tonight.

>>96118451
Ranger/Cleric.

>>96118465
Alchemist.

>>96118456
Ah, the ol' "only a single anon ever says negative things" shtick. Not beating the cult allegations with this routine. There has always been and will continue to be multiple people taking issue with how you losers conduct yourselves in here.

>>96118470
Wizard (Fist).

>>96117798 (OP)
back when I was still conceiving a background for Ralph (other than being a part-time whore) I came up with the idea of him using tokens with powerful psychic imprints to temporary boost his abilities, according to the usual RPG stats

>>96118478
ah there's that word cult being wrongly forced again. tut tut anon such soulless behavior trying so hard to force lies as truth. are you a leftist liberal commie social pedo by chance? I notice those types tend to get that way about false reality claims and accusations quite often while they themselves do the evils they accuse others of. just odd you talk and act like them.

You'd think "Barbarian" but he's actually much more a sorcerer (not d&d)

>>96118478
And they act like immature trolls the most. That's right, people demanding "quality" and adherence to the board rules either shit those threads with their troll shit, or are encouraging actual troll tourists to do so.

A doll sorceress/thief. working out the details in the gens and getting her character sheet in order and thought i'd post this before I start.

>>96118614
I did so,things like that. The prompt "articulated joints" can go a long way

Cleric (by D20 3.5e rules)

>>96118668
Why is that cleric wearing robes in 3.5?

>>96118673
NTA but in 3.5 Dyyr's Impervious Vestments give you fantastic AC, & there's even better ways to get armor if you know how

>>96118673
Because in setting she's a priestess. The game used mostly D20 rules, so she used cleric's spell list.

>>96118688
Like equipping medium or, with a feat, heavy armour?

>>96118667
I will add that to my prompt and see how it goes. Thanks. I actually really only goofed off with the doll idea for this character for the game but its like man im getting some really cool and beautiful looking doll women so ive been experimenting with it and various attire. sadly the gen breaks more into non doll art once you start writing up a scene and adding things that make it less of a pose.

>>96119020
are they conducting an anal search?

>>96119027
The treasure you seek is in the dungeon you fear.

>Thread Task: Assemble the party! Let's see your interpretations of those classic TTRPG classes. Rogues, Paladins, Clerics, Rangers, Bards, and all that!
Monk
Ranger
Paladin
Rogue
Sorcerer
Bard
Cleric
Fighter
Wizard (Enchanter)

>>96117798 (OP)
I think it would be funnier if people were assembling their parties from characters posted here.

>>96119148
and further promote avatarfagging? I think not

>>96118165
"Heroes" if you believe it lol

>>96119061
Heh. Nice, anon.
>TT
Warlock.

>>96119230
>>96119236
>>96119259
Kind of looking like album covers to me. I can dig it.

Random question: Does anybody have any descriptors they suggest for construct prompts? I'm pretty good with them myself but I thought I'd ask the mob to see if there's something I hadn't considered before. You folks usually have a couple good ideas/suggestions.

>>96119333
does faceless wooden robot help?

Monkey

>>96119441
>>96119448
Nice knight.

>>96119509
Thanks anon

Street samurai. Based on a character I played in Cyberpunk 2020 when I was 13.
He was the veteran of a hundred battles. No one knew his face but everyone knew the legendary merc known only as "The Black Oni."
He died in the first fight against some random thugs in the second session.

>>96120097
>He was the veteran of a hundred battles
>He died in the first fight against some random thugs in the second session.
whelp... that was anticlimactic

>>96120097
Refreshing to have an actual TTRPG character posted along with an anecdote from the campaign they were in. Thank you for sharing!

>>96120178
I was pretty upset. Even though the GM gave me a "Are you sure you want to do that?" And an "Are you really, really sure you want to do that?"
But I was 13 and convinced my character was invincible. I needed that lesson.
>>96120178
Oh hell, he's not even the first ofnmy TTRPG characters I've posted in this thread.

>>96120361
Doh meant to reply to >>96120114 first

>>96120178
Lisa is a TTRPG character. She was involved in a successful tabletop campaign against communist rebels.

>>96120406
Damn communists

Tambrie is the world of darkness character I played for 2 sessions before the group collapsed from player drama (and is why I won't play WoD any more).

>>96120178
I'm the Forever DM of my group; about half of my posts are PCs from my current campaign, and the rest are NPCs from across several campaigns. I don't generally divulge details unless asked, since most people don't care until something catches their eye.

>>96120178
>>96117972, >>96117983, and >>96118016 are all characters I've actually played in tabletop. Iliira was my character in Tyranny of Dragons and was a recurring NPC in a few subsequent campaigns. Lucretia Vex was my PC for Curse of Strahd, and Talas was my PC for Tomb of Annihilation.

I also have a "poke" dialogue thing for Cara Ii'ilmerias, Iliira's daughter somewhere. Trying to remember where I put it. I played Cara in Candlekeep Mysteries.

Got banned from /k/ for posting this today. ;_;

Fuck it, just made a new one.

>Cara Ii'ilmerias
>LG Half-elf Fighter
>Str 10, Dex 16, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 10

>Made Leader: "I swear I will live up to this responsibility."

>Select1: "Yes, sir?"
>Select2: "Reporting for duty."
>Select3: "I serve the Flaming Fist!"

>Action1: "Right away."
>Action2: "Sir, yes sir!"
>Action3: "I AM the Law!"

>Battle Cry: "Every crime must be punished!"
>Critical Hit: "RIGHT between the eyes!"
>Critical Miss: "Oof, uh...next time, maybe?"
>Badly Hurt: "Gck...cleric! Need healing!"
>Death Rattle: "...mommy...!"
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "Damn shame to lose such a good companion."
>Reaction to Evil Party Member Death: "Well what did you THINK would happen?"

>Tired: *Yawn* "Justice never sleeps...but I need to..."
>Bored: "So...are we guarding something, or...?"
>Daytime: "What a pleasant day."
>Nighttime: "I like darkvision. It makes things black and white, like they should be."

>Cast Spell: "A little magic never hurt anybody! Except you. Heh."
>Stealth: "Keep low, keep quiet."
>Picked Pocket: "Mmph...wish I wasn't so good at this...dammit, mom..."
>Inventory Full: "Sorry, that's more than regulations permit me to carry."

>In Forest: "Lot of places for a bandit to hide. Just sayin'..."
>In City: "Hey hey HEY! You there! No jaywalking!
>In Dungeon: "The long arm of the law reaches down here, too."

>Rare1: "Disturbing a member of the Fist while on active duty is a crime, citizen."
>Rare2: "Though the Heavens fall, let justice be done."
>Rare3: "I mean...he still STOLE that loaf of bread! But...he can't just let his sister starve...argh, look, why don't I just pay for it?"
>Rare4: "It's not a PHASE, mom! I'm a servant of justice! I am! I ammmm!"
>Rare5: "I'm not 'Lawful Stupid', YOU'RE Chaotic Dumb!"

>>96120626
>Str 10, Dex 16, Con 12, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 10

Oops, this statline should be

>Str 10, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 10

>>96117798 (OP)
Paladin

>>96118756
No. That's probably the worst way to get high AC.

>Leo Invictus
>LN (possibly LG) Living Statue (Leonin) Fighter: Champion
>STR 20. DEX 12. CON 20. INT 8. WIS 14. CHA 16. (is this too much?)

>Made Leader: "Then I lead. So be it."

>Select1: "The Lion answers the call."
>Select2: "Et nunc… pugnam." (And now… I fight.)
>Select3: "A lion does not wait to be chosen."

>Action1: "I move by the will of Mars."
>Action2: "It shall be done."
>Action3: "Per imperium Romanum." (By the command of Rome.)

>Battle Cry: "Vivat Mars! Let blood remember!"
>Critical Hit: "Crushed beneath the heel."
>Critical Miss: "Tch… even stone falters."
>Badly Hurt: "My sculptors would weep to see me now."
>Death Rattle: "Et in pulvere, invictus manebo…" (And in the dust, I shall remain unconquered…)
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "Their flame is gone. Yet, I carry on."

>Tired: "Even marble wears under time’s hammer."
>Bored: "Where is the clash? The test? The meaning?"
>Daytime: "Aurora... again she wakes the world."
>Nighttime: "Umbrae cadunt. The shadows fall."

>Cast Spell: "From the old blood of the gods... rise!"
>Stealth: "Even a lion can walk without sound."
>Picked Pocket: "Not all strength lies in open hands."
>Inventory Full: "Burdened… even the mighty must yield space."

>In Forest: "This is no place for marble feet."
>In City: "Stones speak here… I listen."
>In Dungeon: "Darkness again. Let my eyes become flame."

>Rare1: (about the gods) "Mars watches. I feel it when I kill."
>Rare2: (about his past) "I once slew a thousand wih may bare hands. I regret every single one of them."
>Rare3: (about the arena) "The sand drank more blood than the water that flows from the Tiber."
>Rare4: (about real lions) "They do not fight for spectacle. Only survival. I admire them."
>Rare5: (about other gladiators) "We share wine, and blood. Even if I do not bleed, they are my brothers."

>>96121209
Man, you reminded me how much I miss AC, Touch, Flat-footed, and Fort, Reflex, Will.

>>96118806
There's lots of "constructed" champions & wives in mythology, it's a fun idea

>>96121425
Yeah... we lost a lot over the years

>>96121414
>>STR 20. DEX 12. CON 20. INT 8. WIS 14. CHA 16. (is this too much?)

I mean it's not impossible if you're rolling, but all the stat lines I posted used the default array (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8) and then added in racial adjustments:

>Drow: +2 Dex, +1 Cha
>Yuan-ti: +2 Cha, +1 Con
>Human: +1 to all
>Half-elf: +2 Cha, +1 to two others of player's choice.

>>96121534
yes, thank you
I'm not precisely an RPG gamer, so I don't know exactly how to allocate points when creating a character
and he is supposed to be a living statue made of marble that can crush stones with his hands, so I took the liberty to add "a couple" of points to his STR and CON to reflect that...

>>96118314
>Thus the Priestess began, picking up where the Rogue Trader's report had left off, telling of how she had continued on after the rest of the expedition had fallen, until she stumbled upon an ancient Webway portal, whisking her across the galaxy to one of the long-dead worlds of the fallen Eldar empire, where she wandered in madness through daemon-haunted plains of glass amidst spires of twisted bone.

>She told of her "rescue" aboard a ship that (she swore most insistently) she did not realize housed a Chaos warband of the Black Legion. How and when she had made that discovery, Salafié was somewhat coy about, yet she recounted the servitorization of the ship's menials in such bloodcurdling detail that the Lord-Captain did not think to question her on the omission.

>As Cassius sat in appalled silence beside her, the Priestess went on to tell of her betrayal and assassination, how her augmetics had sustained her long enough to set her servitors loose upon the heretic crew, revelling in the slaughter before succumbing to her wounds.

>There followed her resurrection by means nanotechnological, her discovery of the imprisoned Navigatrix, her seduction thereof, and all the tantalizing details of their trysts together. Finally, Salafié told of her ill-fated journey through the Warp (that she carefully omitted any mention of the emissary of Vashtorr must tell the reader much of the temptation she yet felt in that direction).

>And so, the Rogue Trader was left to absorb a story of such mad absurdity that it could only possibly be true, the implications of which left him deeply troubled. For though he had long protected this wayward Priestess from the prying eyes of Imperial authorities, a captured cruiser crewed by the servitorized remains of a Chaos warband was not a thing that could be long concealed. And yet, as he felt a familiar warmth press against him, mechanical claws slowly drawing him into an embrace, already a plan was forming in his mind.

>>96121414
You get a hefty negative on cha for that smell of piss.

>>96121669
ah, yes...
the funny guy

>>96121436
Cassandra (Sandy for short) is large pile of Awakened Shapesand taking the form of a doll/mannequin.

>>96121740
She can become human too, as there's a spell that transforms Constructs temporarily human

>>96117798 (OP)
Ranger (Urban)

>>96117798 (OP)
Fighter (also Urban)

Karl (Urban)

>>96122025
Ruins the joke without the fucking picture.

Artificer

>>96118095
Nefeli the Vanquisher
CE Human Wizard/Fighter
Str 19 Dex 14, Con 17, Int 20, Wis 15, Cha 16

Made Leader: "My every whim is the law of the land."

Select1: "Mind your manners, servant."
Select2: "I give the best - and demand the best."
Select3: "I give the orders here."

Action1: "I'll handle this personally."
Action2: "An acceptable suggestion."
Action3: "Must I do everything myself?"

Battle Cry: "Exterminate!"
Critical Hit: "OOOOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
Critical Miss: "You can't escape me forever!"
Badly Hurt: "You will suffer for your insolence!"
Death Rattle: "I'll have my revenge, in this life or in the next!"
Reaction to Party Member Death: "I will remember your sacrifice. It won't be in vain."

Tired: "Servant. Get on all fours and become my chair."
Bored: "Come clean my boots, servant."
Daytime: "The sun shines for my victories."
Nighttime: "Perfect time for a siege."

Cast Spell: "Kneel before my power!"
Stealth: "Darkness serves me."
Picked Pocket: "Of course I would know how to steal candy from a toddler."
Inventory Full: "You will carry this yourself."

In Forest: "You see trees. Elves see a forest. I see siege weapons and ammunition."
In City: "Cities will be mine, with or without their buildings still standing."
In Dungeon: "A dungeon. How nostalgic."

Rare1: "What I cannot have, I destroy."
Rare2: "Bask in my glory. You should feel no shame in serving a higher power."
Rare3: "Conquest is my vocation. Devastation my delight."
Rare4: "Who's a good rhinoceros? Certainly not you. You are evil."
Rare5: "I, too, will die one day, and centuries later nations will still dread to speak my name."

>>96120178
This is a street ganger witha pipe gun
He rolled high and almost killed a PC.

>>96121997
I'd like to imagine that his nipples are so hard and pointy they are actually poking out from his cuirass

>>96120097
That's cool. I had a character concept for shadowrun about a japanese orc, named "Azura Oni" he was a physical adept & wore a blue onion mask

>>96118082
Human monk, age 46.
Str 15, Dex 14, Con 16, Wis 13, Int 9, Cha 11

>Made Leader: Get behind me.

>Select1: Aye
>Select2: *knuckle cracking*
>Select3: Where to now?

>Action1: A'ight
>Action2: Will do
>Action3: Going

>Battle Cry: Let's get this going.
>Critical Hit: The gods desert ye!
>Critical Miss: Aw fer fuck sake!
>Badly Hurt: I've got some fight left in me, I ain't stoppin.
>Death Rattle: Me bairns, live on in safety.
>Reaction to Party Member Death: *Inarticulate screaming*

>Tired: *Silence*
>Bored: I hope the wee ones are smiling at least.
>Daytime: Every day matters, time to fight to make tomorrow happen.
>Nighttime: Another day on this side of the earth.

>Cast Spell: -
>Stealth: Quiet ye bastards, here we go
>Picked Pocket: I'll catch ye, and pull what I own from yer broken body!
>Inventory Full: Worthless, leave it behind.

>In Forest: Thanks be to my ancestors, the woods at last.
>In City: Time to drink, join me friends!
>In Dungeon: Dark things lurk in burrows, best keep a strong lookout.

>Rare1: I keep telling the boy, use head for more than hitting rocks!
>Rare2: Me girls should be running in the fields right now, laughing and happy.
>Rare3: Fightin' is all I'm good for, I hope it's enough.
>Rare4: I'll beat you so bad even you won't recognize yerself in the mirror!
>Rare5: What better honor then defending hearth and home.

>>96117972
>>96118095
>>96122270
Sure. Why the hell not?

>Aure de L'Amour
>NG Human Fighter
>Str 13, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 9, Wis 12, Cha 15 (before magic item enhancements)

>Made Leader: "D'accord. Form up!"

>Select1: "Oui?"
>Select2: "S-stop that!"
>Select3: [unintelligible not!French noises]

>Action1: "Compris."
>Action2: "Reconnue."
>Action3: "I'm on it."

>Battle Cry: "Mort au Tribunal!"
>Critical Hit: "Stay down!"
>Critical Miss: "Oh, putain!"
>Badly Hurt: "Augh! How could I be so clumsy...?"
>Death Rattle: "Lambert...I'm...sorry..."
>Reaction to Party Member Death: "How many more men will I ledd to their deaths?"

>Tired: "Get this armor off me!"
>Bored: "It's too quiet. I don't trust it."
>Daytime: "Ugh...my head! Someone turn off the sun!"
>Nighttime: "Another round, s'il vous plaît!"

>Cast Spell: <fails immediately> "...this is why I joined the army."
>Stealth: "Remember your footwork..."
>Picked Pocket: "I'm going to get arrested."
>Inventory Full: "I travel light. If it doesn't fit in my satchel, I don't need it."

>In Forest: "Keep your eyes peeled. Watch for an ambush."
>In City: "I'll be at the tavern, until you need me."
>In Dungeon: "Get in, get out. Watch your step, and don't touch anything!"

>Rare1: "I'm looking for my brother."
>Rare2: "Salut, beauté!"
>Rare3: "Catcall me again, and you'll catch my shield in your jaw."
>Rare4: (to herself) "I really should consider buying an eyepatch."
>Rare5: "I'm not paranoid. They really are after me!"

>>96122054
>225x225
Would you kindly fuck off or at least upload image to Sora and redo it in some acceptable resolution?

>>96122709
Fuck off!

>>96121599
I would obey her.

got a warning for >>96119157 ?!
for trolling, of all things?
what's your fucking problem?

>>96123275
yeah, let the bimbo cast judgment...

>>96123055
Maybe take a fucking hint?

>>96123450
oh, so I'm the crazy one here?
not the ones posting endless avatar circlejerk, contributing nothing to the thread as a whole?


whatever

>>96123571
So say the jannies, apparently. Get over yourself.

>>96123612
Then wowposter should take the hint, his stuff have been deleted so many times by jannies

>>96123665
Then they can ban him, if he's out of line. Take your pedantic crusade elsewhere.

is there any mild criticism I can actually share that won't get me banned, then?
like walking on fucking eggshells with you, people

>>96124138
You have been anything but mild. If you haven't learned why your posts are unpopular with anons and janitors alike, then there is no teaching you.

>>96124138
>Mild criticism
If you got banned for it, then it wasn't "mild" at all

>>96123665
>Every your post is about "wowfag"
It's called obsession. And you need to treat that

>>96124203
it may surprise you, dear... but the post I was warned for was the FIRST post I made in this thread
so get your accusing finger out of your ass for a second
not everyone you don't like is the same person, fucker
>>96124224
I warned, not banned... retard


you know what... fuck all of you!
I'm going to bed
and I'll let you wonder if I've been banned or not

>>96124285
Wonder won't be necessary.

Thankfully, sometimes the system works.

>>96122506
I'm going to assume that was a typo and you meant "oni" but the concept of an "onion mask" still gave me a much-needed good chuckle. Thanks, anon.

>Lucetta
>Knight-Errant
>Str 14, Dex, 14, Con 13, Wis 11, Int 7, Cha 16

>A true knight protects the weak, the poor, and the guy who pours the wine
>No man can best me in single combat. Unless he cheats. Or is fast. Or sober
>I’ve had hangovers that were more dangerous than you!

>>96124233
based

>>96124612
>Bimbo
I see you, slick

>>96124285
>not everyone you don't like is the same person
This is something people do need to realize.

>>96124629
I did a bad job at removing a pen and some paper edges, but I left that in there
https://files.catbox.moe/m14r2z.jpeg

>>96118487
Monk.

>>96124994
Paladin.

>>96125005
Bard.

>>96125020
Kensai.

>>96125072
Cleric.

>>96125081
https://www.photojoiner.com/editor/collage-editor

>>96117448
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96014831/#q96016462
NTA. It wasn't DK being told to take the high road, it was "he who despises landscape genners". In context it appears to be DK making the advisement but that's obviously not certain.

>>96125654
There's more than one person having problem with landscape poster, and for good reason.

>>96126133
Your comment is hilariously ironic given there's no one landscape anon. I've been called such as well as others.

>>96126168
Do you prefer "whiner" then?

>>96126176
You whine constantly about this landscape anon who isn't even one person.

will you fuckers shut up and post images

>>96126191
More whining I see about "circlejerking", "avatarfagging", "wowfag" "receipts" "gaslighting" and many other such things.

>>96126191
I'm not in this thread often enough, who's landscape anon? Are we not supposed to post landscapes? I have some landscapes I made that I really liked...

Finally got a decent action shot.

>>96126342
He typically posts samely-looking pics of blocky castles/cities/ruins/ using soft, hand-drawn like style. And that wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't whining so much about "quality" /slop/ allegedly lacks, and that stuff he doesn't like shouldn't be allowed here.

>>96126388
Oh. That sounds sad.

>>96126358
You have claimed the 150th image, anon. It falls to you to create the next /slop/ thread.

>>96126793
I always, always fuck it up.

But okay, fine, I'll see what I can do, gimme a sec...

>>96126909
>>96126909
>>96126909

Meet the new bake, same as the old bake.