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Thirst for Knowledge Edition

>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-april-22-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/post/index/1/nicol_bolas

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Make custom cards
https://magicseteditor.boards.net
https://mtg.design
https://mtgcardsmith.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>How to proxy using any printer
https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

>TQ:
Now that the dust has settled, how do you feel about the set "Marvel's Spider-Man"?

Any more avatar spoilers yet?

I love my cardboard wife

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96173161

>>96173161
How much did you pay for this shit proxy

Okay, so how do I buy singles on MTGO? Found a nice pauper deck thats like 2 tix, and I would like to start with it to learn the interface.

>>96173176
10 dollars

Is mono color based? I kinda hate knowing my land based in my 3 color esper deck is worth $100 just by itself when the krenko players land base is $5

>>96173212
Mono color is the most based thing you can do in EDH

>>96173219
Gimme a rank on best mono color commanders

>>96173212
It is. You have a more streamlined style and you end up getting to use a bunch of different cards that help your color's weaknesses. For example getting to use white card draw, ramp and counters.

Mono green and black would probably be the easiest to start with.

>>96173212
Depends on the commander

>>96173141
black aang

>>96173248
Post it

>>96173225
Just check EDHrec lol

just won third place at my LGS' duel commander tournament, feeling pretty happy about it
everyone say hi to balmor

How many tokens are too many?
I filled a bundle box full with tokens for just one deck

>>96173297
cool, anon. what were your matchups?

>TQ
Uninterested outside of maybe singles if it has any cards I really need for my decks.
In other news, got back from my LGS, had a lot of fun with Tidus and Golbez today. \
Tidus even beat a Ral deck in a 3-man pod because I just really kept swinging and had Auron to threaten removing Ral if he ever cast him without absolute certainty he'd win that turn. (I also demo-field'd his Thunderous Falls so he ended up short on red mana by grabbing an island)
>>96173297
Hi, Birdmor

>>96173297
Balmor is a BASED commander for duel commander

>>96173297
AYYY WE GOT A WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER OVER HERE

>>96173316
round 1 was Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel; went 2-1. relatively simple matchup, just go under the counterspells, when i drew enough threats i won and lost otherwise. MVPs were Gut Shot and Finale of Promise.
round 2 was Kellan, the Fae-Blooded; I really didn't have any artifact hate worth naming but still went well, didn't really need it. went 2-1 again and lost in the round where he could reliably equip Umezawa's Jitte on Kellan while I flooded with six lands on top on a row, with double strike i basically had to kiss my hopes of anything entering the field and living for more then a minute ever again.
round 3 was Gut, Gut, True Soul Zealot. I went 1-2, guy's deck was really fine-tuned. won only when I was able to get Finale of Promise off, it continues to be the MVP.
round 4 and last was Slimefoot and Squee, 2-1 again. I found it eh. My loss was to a round where Inti, Seneschal of the Sun was able to buff Slimefoot every turn and I didn't draw any answers; all the other times it was just a large brick.

>>96173299
there's a guy on youtube that made a deck where each card makes a different token

>>96173130 (OP)
>Now that the dust has settled, how do you feel about the set "Marvel's Spider-Man"?
I've liked and enjoyed most of the UB stuff, except the Walking Dead cards. I've been cringing VERY HARD at all the Spiderman cards that've been shown so far. They are very bad.

>>96173297
any Aragorn/Deadpool fags over there?

>>96173389
It seems like a starter deck got leaked, no wonder most of the cards are wack

>>96173299
I have a full box of tokens but end up mostly just short-handing my infini-tokens, I get a little giggle writing Homo Horde with a shitty Mike Wazowski drawing whenever I play my blue draw deck.

>>96173399
We play with a price limit in our format variant (funnily enough, most stores in cities near us don't count the commander for price limits, but we do) so Deadpool is priced out of the format by taking half the deck budget by himself, and Aragorn the Uniter runs into the same problem but with manabases. there's one girl who brought Aragorn over once but not this time; this time she was with Zurgo Bellstriker.

>>96173297
Shit this looks like a fun commander, especially doubling up on Prowess stuff. What's the best way to flood the board in blue/red?

>>96173425
Cori-Steel Cutter, Young Pyromancer, Third Path Iconoclast. You really don't need to flood the board, though; with enough cantrips Balmor can make just some 2/3 creatures into a serious threat.

>>96173436
>with enough cantrips
Yep that was gonna be like half the deck. First priority was finding stuff like Young Pyromancer/Third Path cuz I knew of those two. And then red has a shitload of "your creatures have haste" stuff to immediately have them attack. Kinda tempted to throw in some storm stuff as well because I know I'm gonna be casting a ton of shit every turn

>you cant just ban spiderman and avatar from your tables

f

>>96173212
Mono decks are the most soulful way to play Commander.

>>96173452
Yung Peezy and Third Path are good starts. Others:
>Talrand
>Murmuring Mystic
>Empty the Warrens

>>96173456
Says who? Also it's more fun to crush sloppers anyway.

>>96173452
Balmor anon here: always bring Finale of Promise on your decks no matter what. This thing is fucking insane

>>96173474
Oh I know all about that card, it's in my Imodane deck. I've got this laying around too which would be funny to cast without having Balmor out, then (hopefully) casting Balmor the next turn and going off

>>96173474
wait a minute can this cast Inevitable Betrayal/Ancestral Vision for 0???

>>96173488
you probably wouldn't cast this the hard way, but Mizzix's Mastery is your bestest friend

>>96173491
Yes, a card with no mana cost has a mana value of zero. So X=0 and have fun.

>>96173474
>12 mana with setup do not instantly win

>order refund
>due to an inventory error we do not have the card available
it keeps happening

>>96173130 (OP)
>TQ
Same way I feel about all sets EoE onwards: indifference

>>96173523
I don't think I've ever cast this thing for X=10 ever, honestly, even on a Mizzix deck X = 9 for Dragonstorm was enough. might as well be flavor text.

>>96173527
It was 9 fucking cards in a 2-order batch. The FUCK, dudes???

>>96173161
Kill yourself, furnigger spammer.

>guy is playing pirates
>just keeps recurring and stealing permanents

theft is so fucking stupidly powerful.

>>96173577
who was the commander?

>>96173577
Play worse cards lmao

>>96173577
Either everyone plays theft or everyone takes the theft player out first

>>96173583
It doesn't matter, just steals every nonland permanent you have.

>>96173582
some grixis nigger that recurs on combat, but he steals with Zara, brass, and a dozen other steal effects but stops them from being returned or sacrifices them.

>>96173594
the other brass then

>>96173577

>>96173594
just sac your stuff when he targets it :)

>>96173577
>steal someones rhystic study
>steal someones sheoldred commander
>cast windfall when i have 12 cards in hand and everyone dies to sheoldred
>the sheoldred player is seething about how im too poor to buy proper cards so i have to play theft
god i fucking love theft decks

>>96173635
i had 4 sol rings with gonti once lol

>>96173635
>the sheoldred player is seething about how im too poor to buy proper cards so i have to play theft
This is especially funny with my Kediss/Falthis Threaten tribal deck. I take peoples' commanders/big fatties and hit them with their own creatures. It's very amusing getting that same sorta reaction

>>96173645
one of the biggest amount of salt ive every seen at a table was using imprison in the moon on someones commander and they tried to send it to the command zone, and when i told them they cant do it they through a shit fit and told me i was ruining the game because im stopping him from using his commander in commander, the dude like actually walked away from the table to cool down

>>96173161
Kemono is worse than western furry

>>96173456
I mean you can't unless it is your home.

>>96173456
its called playing with your friends

>>96173663
There's a guy in my LGS that has a Hope Lifegain/Mill deck with Delney, Roaming, Smothering, Mystic Remora and like 4 other super cancerous high power pieces in his "Bracket 3" but has the audacity to go "No I think shutting down a commander with Imprisoned effects or stax pieces is toxic"

>>96173212
It is very based. I think my favorite thing about it is that you can run more utility lands. You can run something like Arcane Lighthouse and not worry about your colors.

>Guy tutors to the top of his library
>Path a creature of his
>Idiot gets a land
Every time.

>>96173766
>guy entombs Valgavoth and passes turn
>look at my hand and smile

>>96173743
i remember another situation where i was playing amalia and i stole someones atraxa with new blood and he spent the entire game crying and the one time he had removal he used it on something random and when i asked why he didnt kill his atraxa he called me stupid because who would use removal on their own commander

>>96173766
Why is he an idiot for doing what the card tells him to do?
Are you a retard?

>>96173130 (OP)
>how do I feel about Marvel cancer
I genuinely hope every person involved in making this a reality gets C. dif and shits themselves endlessly.

As a culture warrior I’m really bummed that these Spider-Man cards look like dogshit because this should have easily sold more than Final Fantasy but now it’s not because the cards are dookie doo doo. Anime slop needs to get humbled!

>>96173786
He's an idiot because Path is a may and his own pavlovian conditioning allowed me to go two for one.

>>96173787
i genuinely didnt care about spiderman but seeing how fucking awful the cards are is fucking wild, meanwhile we got vivi as one of the strongest izzet commmanders every fucking printed

>>96173812
He might have just decided he needed the mana more, but broadly speaking yeah it's a dumb move.

>>96173805
>bratty catgirl need correction uooohh
Yeah buddy, you tell em!

>>96173814
I hope the Avatar cards are just as weak
>All friends but one hate everything that is Japanese so we’re the only ones who go to FF pre-release
>Both get the 1 card we each wanted (mono white Cloud for me and WUBRG Terra for them)
>Both also get Vivi from our packs
>We make Vivi decks
>Just their sheer presence alone has already made most of our group seethe while they’re perfectly fine with their niggerfied LotR cards are weird looking Doctor Who ones
>All of them looking forward to SM and Avatar (remember liking the latter as kid but tried a rewatch during 2015 in first year uni and didn’t get far)
>SM cards get spoiled yesterday
>All of them are bitching and moaning about how weak they are so far and aren’t happy about the promo Avatar card also revealed yesterday being an Ally
>Pic when FF friend and I fry their Avatar and SM decks with our little FF wizards

>>96173161
https://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/8/8d/NVRecruitLegionaryBelongOnACross.ogg

>>96173897
i wanna build vivi but i dont think id actually get a chance to play him without being a game ender the moment hes cast
maybe i can make a somewhat less nuclear version

>>96173130 (OP)
>TQ
i never really cared for superhero stuff and i dont play cards i dont like so i kinda just ignored it entirely

>>96173779
Most of the rest of my Casual LGS are pretty good/well intentioned but there's just this odd intersection of players that play high power things without any context of "you have chosen a viable strategy, my way of dealing with that can in fact be stopping you from doing your thing, rather than just trying to do my stuff HARDER" and that this isn't actually a toxic thing for me to do.

That's part of why I've really enjoyed building my Yshtola deck; the payoffs I've put in are more passive, so I can actually put in a lot more interaction and this has meant that nobody just runs away with the game and they've subsequently been much more interesting games.

>>96173577
Pirates are one of the funnest tribes and their theft is absolutely fair. Run more chump blockers and removal.

>>96173932
vivi is the worst kind of commander slop
why bother putting a storm payoff in your storm deck when your commmander is a mana dork that's also a storm payoff at the same time lol

>>96173948
That has to be the fairest theft I've ever seen. Three gd pirates? Literally just block/remove them

>>96173897
Even based on the one spoiler we have so far, the Avatar set is going to be more powerful than Spider-Man

>>96173932
I really don’t think there is a way to make a ‘fair’ version of Vivi. Even the way I built him with my spare chaff (all the cheap one and two mana do thing, draw card(s)) is still able to go off really hard and fast. Only downside to Vivi is Izzet doesn’t have the best non-counterspell protection outside of Slip Out the Back so you really don’t want to cast them unless you know you can protect them. Good idea is to supplement them with cards like Coruscation Mage, Guttersnipe, etc. so you’re not entirely reliant on the Commander to win games. My favourite way of winning with them currently is via Mizzix Mastery. One of the first cards I ever got during my second failed attempt to get into MtG in late high school so glad it actually has a use now.

>>96173939
im used to building somewhat stronger decks, im waiting to see what randoms we start to get at our new shop, but playing with my friends has been fun considering they already wanted to play much stronger stuff while learning
ive been enjoying enchantress yshtola, i dont really play defensive decks, but running extra counterspells and protection to make sure she stays on board instead of just stopping others from playing has been kinda fun

>>96173956
no? you can't block. your creatures are already stolen and are pirates.

>>96173967
o fuk

>>96173961
i wish he was slightly less broken since hes my favorite character in 9, atleast zidane will be a fun casual deck to play, but i still really want to build vivi since ive also never built a spellslinger deck
maybe il just build kuja

>>96173956
Gotta go fast!

>>96173974
Shit I can't wait for "Myriad but against the same defending player". There's bound to be some aura/equipment that'll do that soon

It's pretty wild when you stop and think about it. Most players are still vibing on FF, EoE isn't even out yet, a chunk of Spider Man is spoiled, and we have an Avatar card. We're already 3 sets ahead for previews. This absolutely can't continue, even the most soiboi of consoomtards can't maintain such a constant state of investment.

>>96173960
True the multicolour Avatar looks powerful but I do wonder how powerful the set as a whole will be. I cannot find the source but I remembered after LotR came out WotC said UBs would be Commander and Modern exclusive sets before changing their mind, and at that point I imagine some of the FF UB cards would have already been made and be close to (if not exactly) their final printings. It also felt like power ratio between a lot of the Rares and Mythics in FF really wide (more-so than other recent sets), but maybe that’s just the way it will be from now on.

>>96173982
A myriad pirate would be kino as shit. I hate aetherdrift more than anyone else because we finally got new pirate cards and instead of being evasive/theft/treasures like most of the rest are it was a bunch of retarded faithless looting draw discard shit.

I've never watched avatar but do they have pirates? I'd like a reason to care about anything until Lorwyn. At least FF gave us 1 good pirate support card even if they were such massive retards that they made Vaan a Scout type instead of Pirate tribal. Goddamn I'm still mad as fuck about Aetherflop pirates and Scout Vaan.

>>96173973
Funnily enough, I used to have a Noyan-Dar deck that I recently converted to Lyse Hext based solely on getting her as one of the two promos in my Bundle. She does very similar things to Vivi except she wants to Voltron spell-sling before smashing opponents in the face rather than burn the table to death. Regardless, it’s been a very fun deck to use so I’d recommend that if you’re torn on Vivi but want to make a deck like him. Plus with white in her colour pool you have a lot more protection available.

>>96173983
A lot of people I know who bought into FF have set that was it for this year, and I’ve seen a few posts on Reddit with high hundreds to look thousands responses saying the same thing. I think SM and Avatar will sell well, but nowhere near the level of FF.

>>96173814
>>96173897
guys, the spiderman spoilers are a starter deck reveal. get a grip.

>>96174020
I have a grip on my PINGAS

>>96174022
if this was doctor wily instead of eggman would people complain less about the colors?

>>96174032
Honestly the color bitching is overblown for Eggman at least. I can kinda see complaints over the others, but in effects and in character, UBR seems appropriate for Robotnik.

>>96174068
Knuckles being mono red and not Gruul or even Naya still bothers me. Not sure why they made him the only mono coloured one.

>>96174112
The lack of green in general in the fucking 90's environmental series is really offputing. I can only imagine it was due to SEGA autism.

>>96174112
They clearly wanted tails, Amy and knuckles to be able to fit in a deck with Sonic as the leader

>>96174032
The colors are absolutely fine. It's one dude who gets mad that most pop culture villains fit in Grixis.

>>96173141
Really soon.

Are attractions worth building

>>96174150
They're fun
But like all things with die rolling, it's not exactly competitive

>>96174153
housebros...

>>96173998
>Scout Vaan
Fucking same. Also it's bullshit how after all this time these are the only ways to give myriad to your creatures. What I wouldn't fucking give to have that enchantment in other colors

>>96174150
One of the guys in my pod made an attractions deck that turned out surprisingly competent. It's probably not going to escape the atmosphere of planet "3", but they can be fun and good.

Make sure you know how all your cards work though; the last thing a table needs is more cards that people have no idea how they work.

>>96174155
House uses comically rigged 20 sided dice for his effect, your dice have to go ice cold for multiple turns in a row for him to wipe out.

>>96174155
The number of "open an attraction" cards in his colors is fucking grim. I tried building it and I think there was like 10 total? Just not possible. You'd have to cheese the fuck outta it with mass repeating flicker

>>96174155
House uses d20's for an ability made for a d6

>>96174150
There's really only one good commander: Myra the Magnificent. If you don't like this idea/archetype then the only other choice would be Yarok since almost all the open attraction cards are ETB effects

I've always wanted to build golgari self-mill.dek, but never got around to it. I'm interested in a deck that wants to dump itself onto the graveyard as fast as possible. Thinking about either the Mycotyrant or Jarad, what do you guys think? Any other suggestion? Jarad seems extra nice just because he cheats on commander tax for himself

>>96174179
Take the GAAK pill

Speaking of miscolored cards, how the fuck is House red? He's the embodiment of blue.

>>96174183
Any time anyone ever says take the "x pill" just tells me to do the opposite.

>>96174183
I don't really want to? I think Hogaak is a cool card and very powerful in 60 card formats, but i don't particularly find an 8/8 trampler particularly interesting as a commander, even if it cheats on cost and tax

>>96174184
Red is also the color of liberty, and House absolutely wanted that, even if only for himself. I think making him Esper would have also worked just fine, tho.

>>96174184
Unfortunate concession of being pigeonholed into the New Vegas deck is likely the real reason.

>>96174184
Because there are more diceroll cards in red, and more support for dice rolling as a mechanic in red in general. Plus, it had to be in the NV deck. I think adhering to the color identity that makes sense for the character is cool, but above everything else MTG is a game, and they chose the colors that make him work the best as a game piece.

>>96174184
A dice deck with no red is worthless

>>96174184
>>96174205
>Guy who loves gambling so much he themed the key to his doomsday army as a poker chip and lives in a casino penthouse which only survives because he loves Vegas so much he saved most of it from annihilation
Yeah it's a real head-scratcher why they might give him red, the color of spontaneity and chance

>>96174216
nothing you said is remotely true.
play the game.

FF isnt that strong a set either

>>96174230
Every single thing I wrote is true you fucking tourist

>>96174241
>no u
concession accepted

>>96174179
I'd steer away from Mycotyrant. It's a fragile card in an already fragile archetype. Someone kills him before end step trigger? Boned. ANY form of sweeper appears? Boned. Someone alpha strikes you? Sorry the fungus tokens can't actually chump anything, boned again.

>>96174132
>EoE isn't even out yet
>have something like 60 Spiderman cards previewed
>they're already previewing Avatar
It's so fucking tiresome.
Consume product and then get excited about more product!

>>96174274
If only green could protect its creatures

>>96174303
At this point WotC should just unveil UB sets for next year. I'd prefer this, because I'm not interested in Spider-man or Avatar so I'm out of pre-releases I'd like to join until 2026.

>>96174313
I just want Lorwyn, man. It's all I've ever wanted.

>>96174311
Have fun blowing deck slots on spells that don't count for descend or reanimate anything I guess, I'll just go find a better self mill commander.

>>96174318
That's what I thought about Kamigawa, but then it became Cyberpunk with gundams and some kami in the background.

>>96174177
I was going to put it in an abdel or yorion deck

>>96174318
Yeah, in-universe wise Lorwyn is looking great from what we've seen so far and I'll give Strixhaven chance. Still 2026 needs some bit more grit on roadmap.

naruto UB when? they can even reprint instant ramen

>>96174368
Not while FF license is active.

>>96174355
Bad news: white is the absolute worst color for attractions. I'm telling you, those two options are the only real options unless your game plan is to tutor for one of these two white cards and then just infinite-combo-flicker to open all 23 or so legal attractions at once

Confess, how often do you pay taxes?

>>96174397
never

>>96174397
Never, doesn't matter how much you draw or ramp, you aren't going to beat me.

>>96174397
Call me Wesley Snipes because I refuse to pay tax.

>>96174357
>what we've seen so far
What have we seen :o

>>96174397
Almost always as I am a good player who wins a lot

>>96173161
based

>>96174397
Never
>Friend of a friend plays his Gishath deck and gets a turn 1 Smothering Tithe via land + Mana Vault and Lotus Petal
>Tell friends not to pay the taxes
>Drop a turn 1 Collector Ouphe
>Think the threat is dealt with
>Other friend with his Xenagos deck who went first drops his land before Nature’s Claiming the Tithe and Vandalblasting the Vault for good measure
>Gishath player packs-up his stuff and leaves without saying goodbye

>>96174577
>playing smothering tits and lotus petal in a green deck

>>96174179
Mycotyrant with Jarad in the 99 to telegraph not being a bitch on turn zero.

>>96174630

>>96174397
If I have free mana that will go unused otherwise, and I don't want to bluff that I have interaction.

I run 39 lands in all my decks

>>96174713
37 for me. I sometimes intentionally not play my second turn land so people see me as less of a threat and they go at eachother first. Missing land drops is not as devastating as people like to admit.

I run 30 lands

Mono-Black Mill/Discard with Syr Konrad (Forma de Golbez) at the helm? I could have TWO Golbez decks

>>96174743
29 in Marwyn which is my strongest deck.

>>96173141
Ally tribal lets goooo

>>96174353
I wonder what caused that. Could they really do such a drastic makeover to anyone plane? Like Innistrad or Capena.

>>96174132
Are they seriously officially releasing spoilers for Avarar? EOE
isn't even out yet and as much as I would like for spiderman not to be a set, it's still going to come out before Avatar. Is product fatigue a declared goal of hasbro? If so, they're doing an excellent job.

>>96174816
What makes you think they won't do it to Lorwyn? mark has always went on about how Kamigawa sold poorly so if they ever returned they had to rework a lot of things. Lorwyn also sold terribly.

>>96174859
>Lorwyn also sold terribly.
Wasn't that due to the time in which that set was released? 2008 financial crisis....

>>96174930
"market research says it had too few humans and people didn't get the lore"

>>96173814
>judging this set when only a handful of cards have been spoiled
genuinly, are you retarded?
the vast majority of FF and the overall powerlevel was pretty weak, one outlier like Vivi doesnt magically make the whole set insanely good, and vice versa.
would you rather these UB cashgrab shitsets be like Moder Horizons or what?

>>96173897
>being this smug about a mediocre set being carried by a single strong Legendary
>when both of SM nor Avatar have been fully revealed
>meanwhile nignogfied LotR got two meta warping, future card design subverting, bone chilling, multiple format grasping giga stapels
>while gay

the cope is real, maybe you and your weeb butt buddy should take a hint or two from your nip hating friends

>>96173897
based toxic UB tourist

>power creep bad
>sets that arent high power bad
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

>>96174215
Wouldn't you just run him with all the D20 roll cards? Every color has several of those now.

Alright, lets sort this out.
What heckin scifi references are there within the new set?
So far I saw the amogus one, have (You) discovered any more?

How good is MTGO for playing casual EDH?

>>96173130 (OP)
>thirst for GAY BOLAS
i swear. Gaybolanon is getting tiresome. you been at this for years. please find a new autistic fascination,like Liliana's tits or something

>>96174776
>black mill
blue is the mill color

>>96174032
Eggman's colors are fine. He could be esper, but Grixis is fine too. Depends on which aspect you want to focus: Eggman, the man obssessed with beating Sonic or Eggman, the man obssessed in taking over the world and creating his egg empire.

>>96175427
What about this aspect

>>96175285
I'm not interested in looking at universes within slop

>>96173474
This card is fucking amazing. It always gives me crazy value when I draw it in my Shu Yun deck. I should try it in more decks.

>>96174129
If anything this is the fault of writers these days and not MTG color pie

>>96173897
FF was a weak set though you retarded tourist. It has like 7 strong commanders and almost nothing actually playable outside of the few aforementioned legendaries

>>96173141
>It's another "triggers twice" rosewater special
I think I'll be skipping this set. Also the art looks nothing like the show I loved as a kid

>>96176151
>sees one card
>seethes
Please dont buy it i dont want more UBshit but this is hilarious especially that last sentence

>>96176151
Kek

>>96175285
Glacial Godmaw is the giant worm trying to eat Millenium Falcon in ESB

>>96176205
nice catch!

>>96174397
Almost always, I remember some guy had a meltdown because I kept paying for rhystic study and he bitched that I wasn't letting him play

>>96174032
My only complaint is that knuckles isn't gruul so that he can fit in the sonic deck

>>96173212
Most of my decks are mono colored AMA

>>96176469
Can you post your favorite commander for each color

>>96176544
Not him but most mine are mono too.
White - pearl and either odric
Green - gargos and Yedora
Red - calamity and varchild
Blue - thada adel and Geralf that makes zombie tokens
Black - gollum

>mfw someone trash talks Chatterfang

>>96176576
>Gollum
Based, any secret tech?
>Calamity
Can you tell me why you chose that over any of the other red copy commanders? he does look cool but personally I went with Jaxis

>>96176578
Speaking of funni squirrels, how much protection do I realistically need in a hazel/chatterfang deck?
It's budget so no heroic intervention. Currently I just have the golgari MDFC, but I'm worried I'm gonna draw too much hate with how much mana she makes.

>>96176586
>gollum
Probably not its a budget list pretty standard stuff, protection, some redundancies for gollum. Probably this but its just nice black sauce in general
>calamity
I like horses and 2 copies is fun

>>96173459
I propose a 5 player commander format
>each player uses a different color
>players sit in such a way that their allied colors are sitting next to them (red is between green and black)
>FFA but you win when both enemy colors lose (red wins when white and blue lose)
>games are basically 1v2 with some fair-weather allies
thoughts?

>>96176736
I've done this with 60 card constructed

Any secret tech for this card?

>>96176755
should we tell him

>>96176755
If you try really hard you can actually design a deck where this card doesn't go infinite.

Any secret tech for this card?

Any secret tech for this card?

>>96173212
Yes. Everyone should have at least 1

>too many decks
>want to cut down to one deck per color combo
>can't decide on which one to stick with for half the colors
Fuck it maybe I'll just keep the obscene amount of decks. May as well load up on shocks with the reprint.

>>96176762
>go infinite
you don't know what that means

>>96176762
>Thoracle goes infinite

>>96176832
My general rule is "no more than 1 of the same basic archetype" so no more than 1 token spam, dice roll, goad, etc.

Craw Wurm goes infinite with no blockers.

>>96176832
>Cut down to one deck per color combo
Keeping only a conservative 30 decks on hand?

>>96176832
I had that problem once then I realized its not a problem cause I like building decks and it isn't breaking the bank

If you've taken 20 minutes longer than anyone else on your turns your moms a hoe

>>96174233
Out of the past 8 sets, what do you consider the strongest? Cowboy hat set id say

He should've been so much stronger
Still fucking hate how everything gets once per turn

>>96174577
I hope this is actually true because it gave me a good laugh

>>96176935
I have a horrible addiction to building decks

>>96176976
bloomburrow and wilds of course.

>>96176832
after playing commander for 5 years I've settled for two decks right now.

>>96176929
winter wyvern detected

>>96177043
I've been in this stupid format since around 2010. They add up over time.

>>96176832
>wanted to stick with 6 decks
>then bought a precon because I like it, now I'm trying to stick to 10 secks

Apology for the probably stupid question, but if I steal a creature with some theft like Zealous Conscripts, but tap my Sundial of the infinite to end the turn, do i keep the stolen creature?

>>96177124
Yes.

>>96177124
No

>>96177124
No
>>96177129
Learn the rules. There's a difference between "until end of turn" and "at end of turn"

>>96177124
could you repeat the question

>>96177129
Brutal. I had her mount Calamity and it got pretty salt inducing if Sundial does infact say fuck you they are mine now

>>96176797
effects that don't target players still affect the white nigger, such as discards and effects that rely on noncombat nontargetting damage still apply

>>96177164
I retract my statement

>>96177014
>>96176976
I would agree with this. OTJ was definitely overlooked i feel much better looking back

>>96177164
Hmm might have to slot one of these into my calamity deck cool card

>>96177173
>Until your next turn, your life total can't change

>>96177202
Its my favorite red card. It steals anything, including a Plansewalker about to ultimate. Highly recommend.

>sephiroth player is completely tapped but next turn he kills us if he untaps but he's sitting at 55 life
>Cloud player gets in for 12 commander damage and before he passes I tell him to take off the boots so I can target him
>Yoink the cloud and swing for lethal
I fucking love theft decks so much man

These are some pretty sexy basics

>>96177124
No
Threaten effects are "until end of turn" which means it's NOT a trigger that can be exiled by sundial during the end step
Instead it is a continuous effect that expires during the cleanup step

Contrast the wording on calamity where it says "at end of turn" meaning you set up a delayed triggered ability that triggers during the end step, and can be exiled by sundial

>>96177255
Sorry, *at the beginning of the next end step.

So you can't steal cards with sundial, but what you can do is make your copy tokens from calamity into permanent tokens

>>96177044
More like winter whore that bimbo is the biggest jobber ever.

>>96177255
Thanks for the info. Its the best card in my Purphros Bronze Blooded deck, was just curious if there was other ways to abuse it

>>96177253
Oh hey, a boros commander who actually looks fun.

Anyone have a decent deck in a tri color combo that ONLY has tri color cards in it? I'm wondering what color combo would have the strongest deck.

>>96177272
Yeah, jobs to my cock.

>>96177218
>Protection from everything will usually prevent damage if it would be dealt to you, but some damage can't be prevented. In this case, because your life total also can't change, that damage has any other effects that it may have aside from causing you to lose that much life (such as effects from lifelink or infect) and triggers and effects can see that damage was dealt even though your life total didn't change.

>>96177311
You and everyone else that bitch is a slut.

>>96174397
Never. If I don't have removal and nobody else removes it I'm almost certainly playing in a pod of scrubs and the other players won't bother with the tax anyways unless they're exceptionally mana rich so all I'm doing is putting myself behind. Usually the rest of the table understands if someone has a tithe or study that stuck it's time to dogpile them, but again sometimes I'm at a table of scrubs who don't and nothing I can do - including paying - will stop them generating.

>>96177324
So commander damage will kill them at the beginning of their turn if you hit for the 21 needed?

>>96177348
It will kill them when the commander hits for 21 damage that cant be prevented yes no need to wait.

>>96177348
>Protection from everything
You can't do damage to them, not unless you use something like skullcrack.

>>96177372
What happens if fog is played after this?

>>96177307
There are definitly "color pips matter" commanders, I just don't know how many are tri color. Phyrexian omnath is probably the most popular, but he's 5c.

>>96177348
You can't deal commander damage when there under teferis
Commander damage isn't an effect it's just damage

>96175102
>96175139
>if a set only has one format warping cards and two dozen other extremely strong cards and lots of good-great support for neglected deck types it's a weak set

AntiUB faggots really are cancer in this thread. Consistently the worst takes from them about everything, even when it's not about how the pictures and names on cards make them seethe.

>>96175384
Liliana isn't a dragon. Therefore she is extremely unattractive. You will have to do your own shitposting if you want her romance arc in Return to Arcavios.

>>96177301
I'm glad my favorite character is actually fun to play

>>96175285
Ragost is a reference to zoidberg

>>96177378
You wasted a card.

>>96177378
Can't be prevented > Prevent combat damage
Can't beats can

>>96177379
>Phyrexian omnath
No. I meant has anyone built a tri-color EDH deck where all cards are tricolor? For example a Grixis commander, where there are no white, black or blue cards in it. There are only WUB cards. It severely limits the cards you put in the deck and I'm wondering if anyone has made a decent deck out those restrictions. Sounds like a fun idea.

>>96177383
They just said its not a very high powered set anon, and it's not. Why are you seethemaxxing

>>96176797

>>96177449
11 mana

>realize I'm playing with a few kinda costy cards
>guess I should get an inner sleeve to go with my outer one
>sleeve the boys up, inner I go from top to bottom, outter I go from bottom to top
>mfw my deck is now the size of the state of Georgia
Fuck I hope this shit compresses or somethin

We need more "at the beginning of the next upkeep" cards. Why did they ever stop doing that as much

>>96177492
When I had all the dual lands and played with them, I never had dual sleeves. Not one of them ever got damage. I only shuffle by pile shuffling on the side as to prevent the edges being damaged.
But for foil cards, I noticed that dirt and skin flakes would get on the foil cards and stick to them, and slightly scratch them. So now I keep all my cards double sleeved. Clear Katana inner sleeves, and Ultra Pro Gloss outside. Protects the foils from dust and is added protection if a drink gets spilled, but that's never happened, yet.

It is bulkier because of air, but after playing with them for a while they will get smashed down flat and basically function like single sleeved cards, just a little thicker.

>>96177525
Good to hear they'll eventually compress. And yeah, I went with dragon shield inners since I've heard good things, so here's hoping.
I'll be looking forward to when I actually have something resembling a deck after playing with em for a bit

>>96177435
No they (You) didn't revisionistard, they said the set was weak. Which I will admit, is technically true of EVERY set because EVERY set is 90% draft chaff designed to be weak garbage you throw out, but the majority of the remaining 10% is good to great.

Is he going to skyrocket or come down

>>96177485
TPRO user

>>96177550
He's good, but people are overhyping it. Look at how much walk in closet dropped. These types of cards are busted in landfall, but pretty much useless everywhere else.

I haven't bought ultra pro sleeves in many years, I heard they changed up their quality and made them better but my experience in the past has been shit quality that starts to peel after 2 games
Are the newest art sleeves any good?

>>96177550
It's a perfect pushed auto include card for the exact decks that want it and the deck type that wants it is fairly strong and not unpopular. It's going to be a $4-8 card forever until it gets crept or an extremely busted landfall gy commander comes along.

>>96177597
So buy a few copies now

>>96177596
I have some ultra pro sleeves that I have used for 5 years and they haven't ripped. In fact out of the dozen+ 100 sleeved decks I have, only one has ever broken on me. They become rippled and need to be replaced for smoothness way before they will break on you in my experience.

>>96177550
He's not that good. No may on the mill. We already have a few 4c cards like him that allow you to play extra lands, or off the top of the deck.

>>96177596
I bought a pack 1 year ago and they were still awful

>>96177617
I bought the Tasha sleeves a while ago but they started to peel like fucking instantly the quality was just utter shit, I heard they moved to some apex sleeves formula or some shit like that
Also having a matte front drives me fucking crazy since I hate having blurry art

>>96177638
Yeah I know. Always get a gloss front, and that textured matte back for smooth shuffle.

>>96177651
I've been using dragon shield over sleeves on my decks for God knows how long now but anytime I end up with matte front sleeves I drives me insane and I usually just give them to someone

>>96177608
If you feel so compelled. You'll never make more than 3-4 bucks per card though barring a perfect landfall gy matters commander dropping (which to be fair is a much higher probability than most card types getting made).

>chatterfang + pitiless plunderer makes infinite mana and kills everything forever
whoops, guess that needs to come out

>>96177764
We did it, we broke chatterfang. some how

>>96176797
You can be a dickhead and run it in Zethi alongside perch protection and just stall by using one every time you attack. And you can also make the person to your right miserable by spamming galadriel's dismissal ro leave them wide open every turn.

>>96177797
I'm specifically trying NOT to do that, which is a lot harder than it sounds.

>>96177831
What a cancerous commander then

>>96177835
He isn't my commander, he's in the 99. But its a squirrel token deck so it'd be retarded not to include him.

Got mail niggas

>>96177808
Kinda annoying that you have to have Tefaris in the graveyard first

>>96177895
i like this guy.
heres a hottie for your weekend enjoyment

Got a bundle and one CB. Feel like I did okay. I don't buy much sealed per set but I'll play at my prerelease tonight with ~8 packs.

>>96177989
>the planets have legend style names
>aren't legends
geez I didn't notice and now this is going to bug me.

>>96178017
They said they're not doing legendary lands anymore because they play badly, so they're just lands now

>>96178031
how do legendary lands play badly?

>>96173130 (OP)
>tq
Mayhem seems like a neat ability. I've liked spoderman since I was 3 years old so I'm happy the newest cards are nicer looking than the first few.

>>96174397
I don't answer to sloppers

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

So we all know the talent and creativity has left wotc years ago and are only capable of aping themselves
have they finally printed possibility storm on a creature yet?

>>96178059
somethingsomething "you can only have one so if you draw a legendary land you already have out, it's a dead draw and you missed your land drop"

>>96178241
no, go back to sleep ruric.

>>96178262
oh ok
night

>>96178241
I'm waiting for a flying Grand Abolisher

>>96177550
it's a standard rare that will see no standard play bro

>>96177895
time to get it signed

>>96178214
why? more product=better

>>96177895
Where can I get banned cards like this online? I always wanted an Invoke Prejudice.

>>96178214
I mean, are the cards any good?

>>96178277
oh yeah, straight to inniaz

Just bought a pre release at home and the 3 singles I actually wanted cause they were only 3 bucks. Weapons manufacturing, Haliya and ragost. Let's see what I pull though

>>96178214
I remember when they did this sort of thing with action figures before, but it would be like a baseball card or in a format for a cardgame that didn't exist outside of the cards that came with other action figures.

moonmist about to spike again isn't it

>>96178277
Give me green grand abolisher already. Timespiral 2!

>>96178214
damn those look like some straight up Chinese knock off tier action figures
brb checking /toy/

>>96178402
from the /toy/ marvel thread it looks like the picture is from a slideshow at a convention. is san diego comicon going on right now? could also check /co/.

>>96178391
Green got a grand abolisher 7 years before grand abolisher was printed

>opponent plays this
>Scoop at instant speed to deny him my creatures

>>96178472
>kamigawa
I forgor

>>96174132
I am so fucking excited for the spiderman and avatar sets you wouldn't believe. I am going to save SO much money by ignoring them.

>>96178485
I'm sure he's really torn up about being closer to winning

>>96178485
okay, you are outta the game and get no say in the matter so we keep playing however we like and as if the anon casting it had gotten the creatures : )

>>96178485
>sorcery
Need more instant speed board wipes

>>96178485
>opponent uses this as commander
>scoop immediately before eating 14 commander damage and denying him 14 treasures
>he dies next because he can't bring his ship back a second time without the treasures

>>96178550
>bring it back
It wouldn't be gone if you denied him doing damage

>Mountain
>Forest
>Island
>Swamp
>PLAINS
This as bugged me for decades

>>96178583
mountainwalk
forestwalk
islandwalk
swampwalk
plainwalk

is this the world you want to live in?

>>96178472
>>96178492
Green also has City of Solitude. They're technically worse than Grand Abolisher because they stop you from responding on your opponents' turns as well, but it doesn't matter if you're using them as a 3 mana silence or autistic Timmy behavior.

>>96177764
If you're not going full squirrel tribal with chatterfang you're soulless.

>>96178595
How about "flatland"

>>96178339
Just make a proxy, you retard.

>>96178583
Take it up with English???

>>96178583
>woah, look at this beautiful plain

>>96178632
A large open patch of land is called a plain, not a plains.

>>96178643
That's perfectly valid English

>>96178643
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain
Yes

>>96178664
>>96178671
nobody ever says "a plain" when talking about plains, and I'm tired of pretending they do

>>96178694
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited PLAIN!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

>>96178623
>just use your hand, not a real women

>>96178694
>People say it wrong, so its actually correct!

Plain is so gay. The W land should have been some sort of populated area. City, Town, Metropolis or something like that. Plain is just incoherent. It's flavorful too, because W is civilization.

>>96178738
Not a great idea because it implies that the other four colors are incapable of civilization

>>96178214
This is cool...if Magic was accessible to kids instead of a heartless manchild slop game full of dickheads that turned it into a ponzi scheme stock market.

>>96178742
Correct.

>mfw watching as my 200 squirrels mollywhop the entire table

>>96178722
>>96178736
that's ironic, because "plains", as it's being used in magic and by americans, is used synonymous for "prairie".

>>96178808
So is plain

>>96178729
>the real woman looks like this

into my hand it goes

>>96178583
What's wrong with plains? It's what areas like those are called. What else would you have preferred it be?

>>96178833
Plains is plural, and its the only one that is plural.

>>96178833
Plains is plural

>>96178768
Chat, what is "mollywhop?"

>>96178768
Didn't squirrels canonically take down an Eldrazi titan?

>>96178833
It was spelled out earlier, Prairie is a perfect fit.

Now the dust has settled, station : good or bad?

>>96178658
Plain isnt a word in that context anon, plains is.

>>96178857
Hello - ANON - you have asked: "Chat, what is a "mollywhop""

Searching the most common phrasing, mollywhop is:
>a vulgar term for a violent or sexual assault, often involving the head of the penis. It can also mean a circular punch in the face or a threat of violence. See examples and definitions from users on Urban Dictionary.

Simplified: Mollywhop seems to refer to some sort of squirrel rape. If you would like to know more, please reply to this comment!

>>96178888
>>96178671
wasted your quads on stupidity

>>96178903
>Wikipedia is the arbiter of reality
???? What kind of cucked response is this. People dont say plain, they say plains. Therefore plains is both the real word and proper.

>>96178918
They're both real which is even more retarded that wotc picked the plural

>>96178882
Sorcery speed means it DoA for almost all game modes

>>96178966
Why? Everything happens at sorcery speed

ONE HUNDRED DAMAGE

>>96178768
The absolute BALLS on that squirrel. My god

>>96178983
Not at CEDH level, and if you aren't playing at the highest level why are you even playing?

>>96178930
>everyone only says one
>THEYRE BOTH REAL!!!!!!
Nope!

>>96178837
>>96178838
Oh, ok yeah now I see the issue. Completely slipped my notice.

>>96178873
Yeah I'll give you that it is a good fit.

>>96178882
>>96178966
this, sorcery speed killed it
>end of turn tapping unused creatures would have been perfect for all decks
>tapping creatures during combat to activate station for defense would have been KINO

>>96178485
Scooping is always a salt move you can’t make it a cool gotcha moment.

>>96179064
>Be behind
>Despite not being the board leader keep getting my shit stuff by other players who aren't the board leader effectively not letting me play the game
Nah, I don't care about how salty it makes me look, I'm just going to scoop and scroll at my phone until I can actually play the game, blowing up one of my 3 lands after I missed two land drops isn't the epic hilarious move you think it is.

>>96178472
every single time i have ever seen this played it has ended up enabling somebody else

>>96178214
coomers get in here. we got our colorless queen.

>>96179085
Yeah.... no one said you cant. Just that it is salty and looks it no matter how ya spin it. Judging by this reaction he was right!

>4 orders off TCGplayer
>2 gave refunds for not having cards in stock
>2 other orders are missing 2-3 cards each
holy shit when did they start being so fucking ass???

>>96179108
decent colorless draw desu

>>96179108
Don't power creep me you cunt

>>96179119
>employees decide to unionize
>company just closes down its facilities and moves somewhere that isnt union friendly
>quality of service goes down as they hire bottom barrel jeet labor that doesn't make waves

Reminder: /edh/ laughed when these guys lost their jobs for trying to be a "minimum wage union".

>>96179040
>>96178966
>not instant
but then it would have been totally busted, pretty hard to balance as a mechanic i guess.
OK so it's inherently bad the way it's designed, but could some of them could be redeemed with their low station cost (1st effect costing 3 for example)? Or even that is too conditional?

>>96179132
1 more mana seems to get you
>+1/+2
>vigilance
>card draw
>a pair of tits

>>96179085
Yeah that sounds like a sucky game and spiteful land destruction. I can understand why you’re salty. Best you can do is try to politic in a situation like that “why my land this guy has 6” still a salt move but might influence things.

>>96179005
i too ask drafters why they try so hard with shit cards
imagine playing to win with chaff lol

>>96179152
She;s going to be like 20 bucks isn't shit

>>96179165
$40 or something if you buy her toy if you know what I mean.

>>96179132
I hate cards that put +1 counters on tokens so much
>create a bunch of tokens
>put counters on them
>creature more tokens next round and distribute more counters etc
>end up with X different tokens with X different counters on each of them
>absolute headache resolving combat turns with blockers each time

>>96178762
>he thinks these products are meant for "kids"

>>96179174
I've never had a problem with it.

>>96179174
Just lie and say you have lethal

>>96179174
You choose what cards you put in your deck anon it only can put counters on tokens if you're spamming tokens did you consider that? It's magic the gathering not token the gathering

>>96179174
Sit there and watch and be happy Tolarian Academy is banned.

>>96179209
tolarian academy should be a GC btw

>>96179145
I guess they work well with decks that want to tap your commander
I can also see them work in fling decks like ziatora, because they tend to use cheap, high power creatures that often get sacced before they can attack

also, why is scryfall so fucking slow today

>>96179223
It really should. They won't unban it though. They hate artifacts for some reason

>>96178214
Ah man. They're packaged with Marvel Legends of all fucking things?

>>96179152
Wait so it's not an exclusive card but a variant art for cards already in the set?

>>96179283
doesnt matter for the pricing. look at the Final Fantasy waifu tax.

>>96178214
Is that a quint white casting cost on the second nigga?

>>96179301
I'm not asking about the pricing I'm asking about availability. If the only version were the versions from the Marvel Legends then it would be massively fucked. But if the Marvel Legends only have variants of cards already in the set then you can still get the base card decently easily.

>>96179152
Actually decent

>>96179313
look again

>>96178214
Anyone got higher quality shots of the other cards?

>>96178214
Can't believe I'm going to preorder an action figure in my 40s

>>96179322
Really mid

>>96179322
It is holy based.
>if he was cast
And it's shit.

>>96179335
you will tap this mana white boi

>>96179274
they hate artifacts because every single time artifacts are strong they are cancerous

>>96179322
Kinda mediocre but I could see him being decently fun in my mono white deck.

>>96179145
(Hint)Pro tip: You can tap Tatyova just once to turn this on ;^)

Spider-Punk once again showing himself as the sole based Spider-Man in all of the universe

>>96179378
He's missing one line for perfection.
>Players can't gain life.

>>96179378
>auto-include for mono red and gruul
fuck off, I'm going back to bracket 2

>>96174179
I really enjoy my Mycotyrant deck. He's a bit more vulnerable like that other anon said, but he works both as an aristocrats and a big stompy kind of deck. I switched to him from a Sidisi deck since I didn't utilize the blue a whole lot and Sidisi is just so much better. Sidisi is fun to build since you use as many creatures as you can and run creature effects over the usual staples if you wanna be based. Snarling Gorehoud, Gossips Talent, and Path of discovery are budget cards that go insane with sidisi, would regularly make my 3+ zombies everytime I milled. Jarad is way better off in the 99 since he's super telegraphed, isn't an engine in anyway and his self recursion is works super well in a mill deck.

>>96178214
This specifically is the consequence of letting WOTC be bought by a kids toy company in an era where toys have largely just become an adult hobby.
I don't really blame spider man here. It's hasbro. Their toy division is failing and is supposed to be their life blood. Desperate attempt to help a dying division.

>>96179378
They're showing off even more cards?

>>96179363
the things that make tolarian academy broken in cedh are also GCs or banned like jewlotus, and they call out 2 mana combos like scepter reversal (they really should define "late game" as turn 7+ btw)
what are you going to fill your bracket 3 with? Urza, Tolarian Academy, and Rhystic? you lose out on the fast rock mana by doing that

>>96178402
Wait, /toy/ LOVES Chinese knock offs. Check the dragon ball thread. All they talk about is chinese bootlegs.

>>96178762
Kids don't buy toys. Action figures are largely for adults and have been for years. Kids haven't given a shit about figures fore at least 15 years

>>96179419
Half the time those are better than the actual SH Figure arts selection.

>>96178214
>we've reached Amiibo "buy entirely unrelated thing to get content for the thing you actually wanted" phase
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>96178882
Stationing for things like this or entropic battlecruiser is alright. Station 20+ and shit is retarded. The ones that let you station and get an effect for a small amount are decent.

Also station plays into Web-Slinging.

>>96178402
>>96179419
>damn those look like some straight up Chinese knock off tier action figures
>All they talk about is chinese bootlegs.
the hilarity of even giving shade at /toy/ for liking china bootlegs when /edhg/ can't get enough of china bootleg mtg cards

>>96179432
Yes yes, I know, I've been there. It just gets old when for 5 threads it's just "BRUH MY BOOTLEG" and zero discussion of official shit.

>>96179446
Our China bootlegs don't cost MORE than the legitimate versions.

>>96179460
>>96179432

>>96179454
Oh ok. Yeah I can get that. Part of why I never go by /toy/. Shit gets weird and annoying.

>>96179469
No, that Broly was NOT worth the cost of a Great Ape Vegeta. Period.

>>96179418
Ornithopter, Lotus Petal, Bone Saw, Mishra's Bauble, Mox Amber, Mox Opal are all legal; any of these mean I can put an 1 cost artifact into play; if it's Sol Ring, I can put another artifact into play, maybe even two. Next turn, I have anywhere from 2 to 4 mana to work with, all by doing my normal gameplan of dumping artifacts, the thing I always wanted to do anyway, and the land is only going to get stupider and more powerful as the game goes on.
Ancient Tomb is a game changer. "Ancient Tomb, but it produces colored mana and grows through the game without limit" is the most blatantly banworthy card imaginable. This thing was so astronomically powerful you had to run it or lose. Even if you didn't run artifacts or blue at all, just to exploit the way the legend rule worked to remove your opponent's academy; otherwise you'd fucking die.

>>96179501
>yes there are so many broken cards that elude my mind as to why they're even GCs
>only 3 GCs in a b3 deck? what's that? what do you mean i can't cram every GC in b3 my deck?

>>96179491
>No, that Broly was NOT worth the cost of a Great Ape Vegeta. Period.
but it is though, because the market said so
ask /toy/ why they buy more expensive china bootlegs, i'm sure they'll give you a myriad of reasons

>>96179501
Don't forget the artifact lands. Honestly, Tolarian Academy is nearly up there with the Power Nine in terms of sheer strength. It's only held back by needing artifacts, which means it doesn't slot into every possible deck ever like the Power Nine do.

>>96179554
Unban my man Tolarian Academy so I can put it in Golbez

>>96179418
Tolarian will never ever ever tap for less then 3 if you're not retarded, and i can easily fill my deck with heaps of X-cost draws, land tutors and 0-cost artifacts and have a full hand and 7 mana avaliable by the start of turn 2

>>96179554
and yet for all its power tolarian academy doesn't show up in the overall best deck blue farm or the fastest deck rogsi in cedh, meaning there are actually even more broken things to do than tolarian
boomer vibes going around here, i bet you hate rofellos too

>>96179567
>Tolarian will never ever ever tap for less then 3 if you're not retarded
>Gaea's Cradle will never ever ever tap for less then 3 if you're not retarded
>one of them must be banned though, cuz reasons
lmao

>>96179572
it doesn't show up because it's banned retard
if these decks could they'd run time walk and all the moxes too

>>96179572
>and yet for all its power tolarian academy doesn't show up in the overall best deck blue farm or the fastest deck rogsi in cedh,
Because its banned?

>>96179572
>it doesn't show up where it's banned
Anon... TA is not a GC, it's hard banned. It would be in every cedh deck that is blue heavy or artifact heavy the moment it comes off the list. Just like Tinker.

>>96179572

>>96179577
>why is [card] not banned while [card but vastly vastly better] banned???
there are many more 0 cost artifacts then 0 cost creatures, creatures do not normally immediately tap for mana while artifacts do and it is much easier to interact with creatures then artifacts

>>96179572
Bait and mental retardation are indistinguishable

>you can trust me with Tolarian Academy bro
>it won't result in games being over by mulligans bro
>come on bro
>it's not like it enabled anything degenerate bro

>>96179602
...what is the wincon here?

>>96179611
stroke

>>96179611
Loop Time Spiral/Mind Over Matter to untap Academy, draw as many cards as you want, Stroke of Genius you for 400.

>>96179611
Mill.

>>96179602
>No creatures
I sleep

>>96179579
>>96179580
>>96179581
>>96179590
>>96179600
what i mean is those decks are built to abuse thoracle combo and just slotting in academy in those decks wouldn't do anything
point is, is tolarian academy as a win con any worse than thoracle combo? it's not like we don't make fun of cedh for being a draw heavy format already even w/o tolarian

>>96179645
Those decks could all be significantly faster with TA, and probably would be cast aside for an entirely different meta if TA was legal. That's how powerful the card is.

>>96179572
This is so fucking funny because I genuinely cannot tell if you're trolling masterfully or just so motherfucking stupid

Why am I still seeing new spoilers today? I thought it was just the starter deck cards and a handful of previews for stores to start ordering yesterday?

>>96179645
>having 5 mana turn 1 won't enable Thoracle Combo even further
retard

>>96179664
>or you could just entomb reanimate thoracle for the turn 1 win requiring less pieces

>>96179661
Because FF made 200 million day 1.
So hasbro decided they need to push more UB stuff out asap

>>96179645
Tolarian Academy singlehandedly enabled the stupidest blue decks in all of Magic's history. it's banned everywhere and restricted on Vintage for a fucking reason, you retard

>>96179661
There's an event going on right now it looks like? Guess this is day two of announcements and previews?

>>96179688
>Tolarian Academy singlehandedly enabled the stupidest blue decks in all of Magic's history. it's banned everywhere and restricted on Vintage for a fucking reason, you retard
>never mind those decks had 4 copies of tolarian because 60 cards
>hell even in vintage (almost commander now given how many restricted cards are there) where tolarian is legal isn't even top tier, mono white initiative is
retarded boomers everywhere i swear

>>96179679
that requires drawing three separate cards turn 1 and not drawing Thoracle. Tolarian Academy literally just needs itself and for your deck to have a decent artifact collection and then you've got a massive ramp advantage over every other player, for fucking free.

>>96179645
You realize Tolarian Academy is, at a minimum, Kinnan on a land, right?
Each mana rock you play makes Academy tap for +1 and this is with no deckbuilding concessions to further enable it.

>>96179709
>Tolarian Academy literally just needs itself and for your deck to have a decent artifact collection
>decent artifact collection
exactly my point
the one cedh deck chock full of artifacts can't even use tolarian (magda) and if filling your deck full of 0-1 mana artifacts was so good we would see a facsimile of a cedh deck emulating tolarian running around and topping the meta and yet we don't

>>96179322
>5 mana "unkillable" 5/5 that recurs any creature
Fuck this is an incredible card

>>96179174
This is the reason I just stopped putting cathars crusade into certain decks.

>>96179711
and yet the average cedh kinnan has like, what, 17~ artifacts? what will you remove to justify making tolarian as explosive as kinnan who's already in your command zone

>>96179734
If I play Tolarian Academy I suddenly have 1 mana for every artifact I've played this game and if I run 17 artifacts that's quite a few of them

Lots of 0 drop artifacts exist. 2 "0 drop" enchantments exist. Serras isnt banned cause its harder to turn on

>>96179727
>unkillable
Not even remotely??? Any kill spell gets rid of him. The quotes are doing nothing in your post

>This [broken ass card] isn't actually that strong guys, really, its not, it wouldn't even be good in cedh!
What is with this terrible attempt as gaslighting every time a busted ass card is brought up?

>this famously busted card you can only play a single copy of in one format is actually fine because some cedh decks not currently even considering it might not run it
>every card evaluation made about it in the last 30 years is wrong
Amazing.

>>96179752
next time it'll be Yawgmoth's Bargain

>>96179751
"Unkillable" as it cant take damage anon

>>96179754
I'd bet on Balance or Erayo, actually.

>>96179744
17 in 99 card edh land is roughly 10 in 60 card land, not exactly "swimming"
>>96179753
and yet tolarian decks in vintage aren't destroying the format, if anything it's the white deck that's doing it lol
>>96179754
bargain should be a GC too

>>96179764
>and yet tolarian decks in vintage aren't destroying the format
wanna guess what would happen if the card became unrestricted

>>96179764
Vintage is already destroyed. There is nothing left of it but rubble.

>>96179661
Because someone didn't properly manage the release dates of sets and unfortunately made it so EoE came out one week after comic con. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why SPIDER MAN is being shown at COMIC CON

>>96179775
i never said tolarian should be a 4 of though
if anything looking at vintage (already edh in terms of deck construction) is the right way of looking at tolarian's power, because there it has all the banned in edh moxen to work with and yet it's "balanced" in that space

>>96179764
Kinnan Cedh player here, you mull at lot more aggressively in Cedh so you'll keep opening hands with artifacts in it. Even just 3 artifacts by turn 2 means TA gives you access to your C sphinx or Nezehal before ever needing Kinnan out. You don't need it to tap for a huge amount of mana. You ever seen a carpet of flowers that can make 3? It's insane.

>>96179764
>yet tolarian decks in vintage aren't destroying the format, if anything it's the white deck that's doing it lol
>Two of the 3 tier 1 decks run it
Okay.

>>96179152
so that's it chudbros, DEI is over? Sexy girls are back on the menu?

>>96179152
So uh how do I get the version on the right?

>>96179727
I too miss the early 00s brother. But this is 2025.

>One day closer to the UBfree format
Post yfw it happens

>>96179803
Only thanks to UB because other companies care about their ip

We should unban everything including P9 because they would just self-select to high-power games and only proxyfags would play Time Vault twiddlestorm, obviously.

>>96179790
>you mull at lot more aggressively in Cedh so you'll keep opening hands with artifacts in it.
you guys already mulligan aggressively so that isn't a surprise
so at best you slot in things like crop rot to find tolarian more consistently and you challenge the current fastest deck rogsi, is it really that broken in cedh terms?

>>96179808
You buy the action figure its packaged with. Pre-order off amazon at 1pm EST

WTF is this?

>>96179793
workshop should be restricted then lmao because it's not tolarian that's doing the heavy lifting there lol

>>96179830
>001/001
This can't be real

>>96179837
Keep moving those goalposts, won't ever make you right.

>>96179803
retard

>>96179803
Only for UB it seems.
>UW dweebs on endless suicide watch

>>96179830
Wake me up when there's a boros one

>>96179817
I honestly don't think it's broken by the standards of cedh but I think you (or the anon I responded to) were underselling it's strength. My other cedh deck is Ellivere which runs gaea's and sanctum and TA is just genuinely a tier above both

>>96179842
>post workshop
>hurr durr see it's tolarian that makes that deck work
lol

>>96179830
Having a second commander like the way Backgrounds did is at least cool.

>>96179848
Workshop would gladly run 4 Academy and put Workshop to 1.

>>96179830
WOTC staff only card:
https://scryfall.com/search?q=s%3Aphtr+or+s%3Aph17+or+s%3Aph18+or+s%3Aph19+or+s%3Aph20+or+s%3Aph21&a

>>96179847
>I honestly don't think it's broken by the standards of cedh
i don't expect tolarian to be unbanned ofc but at least we agree here
>>96179853
>i totally argued for tolarian to be a 4 of especially in edh fr fr

>>96179830
Heroes of the realm id assume

>Go to the LGS
>Look through their bulk artifact bin
>There's a proxy sol ring in it
>Ask them how much they want for it
>I dunno, I'll just let you have it, we don't want to have people thinking we sell fake stuff
>How much for some basic lands
>25 cents
>Aren't they supposed to be free?

>>96179873
Should have told them they are proxy lands

>>96179873
>we don't want to have people thinking we're a charity here

True duals should be GCs

>>96179906
true duals should've been obsoleted by "gain 1 life" snow duals a long time ago
just do it wotc it'll be hilarious

Why is this more than 25 cents?

Fetchlands should be GCs

smash or pass /edhg/

>>96179787
A literal restricted at one in vintage should not be your baseline for a balanced card anon. It's balanced there because the powerlevel is absurd and the mono white deck you keep bringing up is completely teched to fight it.

>>96179924
super fucking fugly

>>96179924
Smash!

>>96179918
Cause its a good card

>>96179830
eventually we are going to see some more cards that open up partners for existing cards

>>96179924
americunts and their weird obsession with hag lines is fascinating

>>96179924
can i sacrifice her to power up my spiders?

>>96179938
What's good about it

>>96179924
Pass. But maybe her flip side is better.

>>96179960
3 mana for 1 damage if they have a single blocker is a really good rate DOOOOOD

>>96179918
It just came out anon

>>96179951
Why are comics so fucking wordy? I read the sonic the hedgehog comic recently and have the page is full of text boxes at any given moment.

>>96179987
Panel planning is just terrible in most comics. No clue why.

>>96179987
back then around the silver age of comics they were especially wordy

american comics btfo

>>96179960
3 mana 5 damage is pretty good and then you can save it for later

>>96179811

>>96179857
They get a special Chandra and they make it a shitty gremlin token producer. This sucks. At least the keeper of the secret lair is slick.

I hope they ban UW

>>96180010
>mfw reading a modern uncommon

>>96179987
because comic books always were a magnet for dimwits who need graphics to sell their brainfarts

>>96179924

I need to replace this guy. I only have him because of Sun Titan bringing him back, but he is too slow and mana intensive for the draw. What other Suntitan-able creatures are out there that can draw, ramp or both?

>already have Sakura-tribe Elder, Farhaven Elf, Woodland Elf

>>96179906
>>96179920
Would you rather have full set of fetches and shocks, or true duals with no fetches?

>>96180101
Fetch and shocks, the op has to pay 3 life to get value out of them

>>96180101
Fetches and shocks, obviously. Even monocolor decks run heaps of fetches. I'd genuinely call them stronger then true duals.

>>96180050
I would unironically play this as a commander, just to troll the table.

>>96180121
>forgot pic

https://moxfield.com/decks/MCLaKvlI-UuI6eClkd6-sg

Made some upgrades to the precon with cards I had that I wasn't using, lmk what you guys think :)

Is this fella decent for a green ramp stomping deck? Holds up to mass removal, probably going to be the biggest thing out there and do damage if it sticks.

>>96180136
>11 mana do nothing no protection does nothing if bounced or exiled

>>96180131
It's pretty decent, though it relies on your opponents playing artifacts worth stealing.

>>96180147
I know. What should I run instead? So far Cultivator Colossus looks like the best candidate I found.

>>96180164
What does your deck currently look like? Are you unable to run Ghalta?

>>96180149
Not quite

How do I win? And don't say Thassa's.

>>96180222
Thoracle

>>96180222
This is essentially worse Thrasios, so do what Thrasios does. Play lands and draw cards and value engine until you win.

>>96180222
>Commander gives literally no direction whatsoever
Literally any wincon in simic.

Too bad he's boring to play

>>96180222
Doppelgang

>>96180264
that's my wincon in every blue green deck, what are some alternatives

>>96179830
>3 drop
>1/1
>Dimir
>3 keywords
>lets you have a legendary noncreature artifact as a secondary commander
I'm gonna be honest, I'd build this if it was a card people could have.
Clearly since it's meant to be aggressive, you could run The Fire Crystal for Haste and +4/+4 OR you could even put Unscythe in the Command Zone so he can end up with +7/+7, First Strike, Vigilance, Menace, and Lifelink and Unscythe's removal thing

>>96180275
Finale of Devastation. Kamahl's Will into Overrun.

>>96180278
>it could be another color
I didn't fucking think of that holy shit

>Hard target the mothman!
>Every time I play my mothman he's instantly killed.
>Get a sac loop with gravepact wiping their boards and putting them in a position were as a soon as they play a creature, it will be sac by me munching one of my own token creature, which would just make me another token.
>wtf I said to hard target mothman
>Mothman had a 12 commander tax and wasn't part of the loop
>fucking mothman
Why are people like this?

>>96180292
>Kamahl's Will into Overrun.
this is the kind of budget retardation I like

>>96180311
Doesn't sound like they were wrong though

>>96180311
you played a card that caused everyone to mill

>>96180330
Why are people such faggots about mill

>>96180311
if they can't have a leg up and enjoy a bit of gameplay, and if this is how you build your deck, why should you be treated to some of your own fun with your retarded moth?

This should be the art for snap in the spiderman set

>>96180338
why are people such faggots that they want to play mill or discard

>>96180301
An anon mentioned wanting Unscythe in the cz the other day or something and this made me think of it. I'd run it with The Fire Crystal for sure, build for aggro grixis artifact tokens with stuff like Simulacrum Synthesizer, thopter generators, etc.

>>96180362
My deck isn't even mill focused, its just some rad counters

>>96180330
>I really hate playing against mill
>Should I put one or two cards into my deck like elixir of immortality or Kozliek so there's a chance I won't be assfucked by this archetype I hate?
>No, I think I will just piss and moan about how its bad or unfair or some other nonsense.

>>96180380
Mill is mill. I can't play mesmeric orb in my sidisi deck because it'll just get me killed.

>>96180398
The table is allowed to 3v1 you if you play mill. If you don't like it quit pissing and moaning it's a valid strategy.

>play graveyard deck
>The mill deck just helps me win

>>96180380
too bad the Mothman comes with it and is eternally tainted with a stupid mechanic you have to explain at least twice each game

>>96180398
Because if you ever get to the point you're skilled enough to build a deck for multiplayer instead of show-and-tell, you know mill is dogshit and not even worth the slot because chances are the mill deck will lose to itself.

>>96180398
its annoying as fuck, deal with it.
i dont like mill, but i passionately hate mill players trying to birthday boy themselves out their general uselessness and major irritation they bring to the table.
a mill player at the table is a net negative for any game

>>96180405
>Okay I exile the top card of your library face down
>You don't get to look at it
>Players looks at it and screams in anger about what I'm stealing
>Repeat for the next 5 times it happens in that game alone
You need to explain 100s of mechanics 100s of times because people just won't listen, its not a problem with rad counters themselves.

>>96180398
Why are you so upset? It sounds like you knew you built an archenemy deck since it still 1v3ed. If you don't want to have to do that play something else.

>>96180429
its a problem of featurecreep and the eternal one-set-only mechanics hidden behind keyboards everyone is playing on top of already messy and overly complicated boardstates modern Legendaries just sneeze out
[and because people wont listen/spoiler]

>>96180433
I'm not even the same guy, I'm just pointing out that most people who whine about mill never are proactive players.

>>96180398
>slotting in a single card in the 99 that at most slightly inconveniences a relatively niche archetype
>it gets milled

>>96180531
Good.

Please help me make a Vehicle Equipment deck.
I've been theory crafting so hard but I'm struggling to make it work.
>But anon, why are you retarded and want to make this work?
Because I want to make a Twisted metal themed deck. I am open to other suggestions though

>>96180457
most people who whine about Mill are the Mill players themselve who "dont get a game in, guise, its not that bad :( you drawing that card? never ever anyway"
the bigger anti-mill crowd is usually very proactive in that they are focusing their percieved pest of the table out

>>96180553
Who's your commander

>>96180553
Kolodin is Vehicle easy mode, though he does nothing for Equipments.
Astor is the hammertime commander. He's fun.

>>96180557
Pretty much. Complaining that you're being targeted with mothman is like complaining you're being targeted with tergrid. Like what did you expect to happen when you brought that to the table?

>>96180562
I wanted to use Rex Nebula but he just feels impossible to build around. I was going to use Kolodin buuuut
>>96180568
I never seen Astor, this is so perfect. FUCK

>>96180569
I wasn't complaining about being targeted, I'm not understanding the blaming mothman for getting board locked with a combo that doesn't involve mothman.

>>96180553
i tried this and that, my first one was Greasefang. But boy, did that lead to a major crashout in my playgroup because of an early Parhelion 2.
i put it apart, because with her you end up looping the same very strong Vehicles over and over, which gets repetitive.
i looked around, and i decided the only way to make Vehicles work is playing a commander that is so busted, that it carries this jank archetype.
I stuck with Kykar, but he isnt really Twisted Metal.
i suggest Mishra, Grixis overall and the whole sacrifice thing is definetly more fitting for the theme. Haste is very useful for vehicles, and his animating skips the awkward crewing part, and his 5/4 statline can crew most stuff easily

>>96180568
maybe it's because I have no red vehicles but I tried to build a kolodin list and it seems kinda shit

>>96180575
Rex Nebula sucks, he wants anything BUT Vehicles, so he can turn them into Vehicles
for comedic effect

>>96180557

played commander with my wife's son tonight at the lgs since we dont know anybody or have any friends. I wont have anybody to play with when he goes back to school.I only started playing again so we can spend time together. I am not very good at the game.

>>96177385
ah, so dragons is the autistic interest.
aight, i'll bite.
here, this is Alexstraza, now go annoy /wowg/ for the next 10 years

Guys I'm about to fucking crash out over buying cards for this game
>making a budget deck
>ordering lowest cost from TCGplayer into cart
>over 80+ USD
>50 of it is from shipping
>optimize cart option is garbage
>go in manually and try to sort same sellers
>nearly impossible and still end up with like 10+ packages
>same thing for direct tcg shipping
>local card shop has an online store
>has some of the cards I need but not all
This deck value wise is like 30 USD.

Of all the ways to close out games mill is one of the shittiest even after the onslaught of mill half your library cards. Only annoying part is counting the cards off the top.

People who cry about mill are freaks.

Mothman isn't a mill deck. Its a 1+1 counter deck disguised as mill

>>96180646
Give him the cards and encourage him to meet people while out at school. You might have no friends anymore but he doesn’t have to be the same lol

>>96180646
Just keep going and make friends and learn.

>watch friend play Pokemon TCG at store
>game doesn't have removal cards
>no instant speed type cards you can play on opponents turn so they actually get to play their turn
>games are just raw all out attacking with a Pokemon
Eye opening experience to how bad this and a lot of other TCGs are now. I'm not a Pokemon TCG expert but the games seemed a lot less annoying and people weren't playing like salty faggots getting mad when their opponent dared to play a card

>>96180646
>no friends
>played commander with my wife's son
>saying that unironically
people will befriend you easier once you get more self respect

Which mtg YouTubers are actually good at the game and/or deckbuilding? I’m starting to notice that at lot of these guys who make commander deck building videos have no clue what they’re talking about…

>>96180173
No I can. Cheaper to cast, sometimes yeah... but still meh. It's an Azusa deck so mana really isn't the problem. It's removal. I need something big and dangerous that preferably gets me some value when it comes in, and is still deadly when it stays or dies.

I think the whole "interaction" argument only mattered like 10+ years ago where removals were somewhat limited. Now every color has access to cards that completely just cripple a board or spam at a single target

A lot of old commanders have been just made obsolete by this.

>>96180649
a beautiful woman like alexstraza will not interest gay bolas anon because he's an lgbt autist

>>96180542
Kek. With graveyard hate, this is exactly why I run one Eldrazi in a lot of my decks.

Need spoilers for Azula

>>96180684
Pokemon is more akin to chess than most other card games.

>>96180697
>I’m starting to notice that at lot of these guys who make commander deck building videos have no clue what they’re talking about…
it's not that they don't know what makes a good deck
rather by making stronger decks the more spectator unfriendly it becomes, all the more so when mtg itself was never made to be spectator friendly
and so you have these guys at commander clash purposefully dumbing down their decks for the sake of a better viewing experience on youtube

>>96180684
your first mistake was thinking pokemon was a real card game instead of the collectible cardboard it actually is

>>96180723
MTG player has no right to talk anymore about "collectibles" after the company deliberately is printing scalper sets

>>96180697
Salubrious Snail and Maldhound. That's it.

>>96180712
Mono black and sacs something

>>96180726
i never said mtg wasn't guilty of wanting to be a collectible itself
but mtg's rules are unmatched and no pokefag with a sane mind will ever say that "flip a coin" is the pinnacle of cardgame design

>>96180684
i kinda wanted to get into Pokemon, because their videogames are so trash now, and the whole TCG shtick lends itself well to collecting those critters.
The game overall is also a nice representation of the videogames, its very basic "My Turn, Your Turn", and i love the price card system.
but this lack of instant speed interaction is what bored me a lot too.
>game doesn't have removal cards
i mean the entire main gameplan is having a removal piece in the active zone and let them actually battle it out, unlike MtG
>people weren't playing like salty faggots getting mad
play some more, you can absolutely do some degenerate shit. you will find sweaters and ragers in any gaming niche

>>96180726
MTG is a good game. Pokemon is not. Deal with it.

>>96180731
My guess is abzan, she's a firebender after all.

>>96180746
Everything I see about her is one note crazy evil. I don't care about a 20 year old defunct series though.

>>96180700
Eternal formats also get hit by powercreep the most, even casual ones.

>>96180751
She starts out pretty smart and calculating, almost killing aang outright by baiting him into a trap. As the series progresses and she gets more power hungry she starts to go crazy.
It was kind of just lazy writing to nerf her like that. Unnerfed I don't think anyone in universe could actually beat her, including her father.

>>96180751
she's two note crazy evil. inferiority complex and daddy issues.

Has scryfall been a slow piece of shit for anyone else for the last like.. 3 fucking months? Takes like 30 seconds to search for anything

>>96180801
few days for me

>>96180649
I quit WoW in Cataclysm. That expansion was basically my 9/11 with how badly they did my boy Deathwing.
Nozdormu is still my favorite aspect though. He's a lot like Ugin where he's a useless asshole that has all the answers but refuses to ever do anything useful.

>>96180812
It's legitimately been several months. Takes forever to load up a search, takes forever to load up a card when clicking on then in a search. Even just reaching the front page is slow as hell

>>96180801
Yes, is really annoying when I need to get the text for proxies

>>96175384
>years
no

>>96179924
AAAAAHH THEY MADE MY WIFE UGLY

>>96180649
>humanoid version
why do developers keep doing this

>>96180702
Alexstrasza (dragon form) is kinda hot especially with a gock.

>>96180898
trip back on

>>96180880
Because they can make merchandise of their sexy human forms for reasonable people to put away in their collections and not at all to hot glue all day long

>>96180801
Yeah it's been like that for a couple weeks. Don't know what the deal is.

>>96173577
>edh babies want their decks to "do their thing"
>I make their decks "do their thing"
>edh babies cry
???

>>96180651
Whats wrong with 10 packages if its cheaper

>>96180910
But I'm Gay Bolas anon I never had a trip.

>>96180914
Also figures of a sexy woman cost 1/6th that of some dragon

>>96180981
its the gooner-tax

>>96180880
Because dragons need to be able to fit in anon. You cant have a conversation with humans when you have 7 6000 ton dragons at the table

>>96180651
>go in manually and try to sort same sellers
>nearly impossible and still end up with like 10+ packages
Yes, that's literally how you do it. That's 100% normal. I just built 3 decks and now I have 16 packages coming in the mail, but the total cost was only like $118 compared to the ~$400 the optimizer wanted

>>96181045
>>96181045
>>96181045
New thread frens

>>96176797
not a secret