Spooderman edition

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>News & Reminders
Ancient Tomb, Strip Mine and Magus of the Moon are pre-banned in Historic
Standard and Alchemy rotating July 29
Edge of Eternities coming to Arena July 29; preorders are now available
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-july-21-2025

>Useful Links
https://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA

>TQ
If you could pick your own MWM event what would it be?

>>96177300
nta but I'm pretty sure I have an absurdly implausible statistical average of keeping 3 land hands and then drawing 3+ lands in a row on arena

Reminder you haven't really completed a set without having the alchemy supplement completed as well

>>96177620
You're not even trying. If you're going to be this much of a fag could you at least do a better impersonation?

Wow you have all the gay faggot cards in the game? Thats great bro good for you buddy.

I’m a massive slut for BBC

>>96177509 (OP)
Why is spider man white? BR seems to really match his intellectual / freakish strength vibe. Maybe BRW but pure white?

>>96177883
Because white = good
This is subtle neo-nazi messaging implanted into the game in the early days by Richard Garfield

man what a bland flavorless set
still excited to see what abomination they come up with in arena instead

>>96178132
It'll probably just be some Duskmourn or Innistrad set

>>96178145
I think they'll do a new plane so there wont be all these legendaries and such in an existing plane

>>96177620
You know it's fake because that's too many cards for the schizo

Coping is free and for free

I fucking love BBC I suck 5 BBCs per day

He's really mad over people not laughing at his bad joke.

>>96178620
Is say it's more like xyr >>96178548 >>96177824 uses impersonating me and then talking about BBC as a means to express xyr's closeted homosex

ESL too...

what the fuck is this bro
do NOT click the letter in your inbox trust me

>>96179044
It looks like SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdDXMG9jvwg

>>96177620
I didn't get an alchemy supplement.

I’m genuinely bisexual though. Ik its not the same as gay
Also I have agp

>>96179044
5 secs in and there's a nigger
10 secs in there's a trans mtgag poster

And then they are surprised ub products sell better when they actually have waifu cards there

>>96179070
Because its slop and weak

Enjoy your nerfed memory deluge tho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alchemy

im so tired of ramp and landfall decks in brawl they all play so slowly and half of them just snap concede if you do literally anything
what do i have to play to never see them again?

This spider-man shit is such a gay zoomer commander cashgrab. I see this shit exactly the same way as super hero branded toothpaste and shaving kits and shit to try to get kids interested in basic hygiene.

>>96179550
thank god you wont have to face any of that since arena wont get it

Who else is excited?

https://mtgrocks.com/hasbro-ceo-teases-k-pop-mtg-release-to-entice-women-to-play/

>>96179599
ive played since odyssey and i think i can count on one hand the number of girls ive seen play that werent disinterested girlfriends that got dragged along to fnm

Vivi gamin

>>96179730
Why do you play so slowly?

>>96179599
God I wish Kim just nuked Worst Korea already

Their birth rates ensure they'll go extinct one way or the other and at this point they only exist to prop up the plastic surgery industry and makes more feminists and incels and gacha cucks

>>96179792

>>96179840
>>96179730
What now bitch

Why'd you sage?
So rude.

>>96177883
flying and protecting the weak (indestructible)

>>96177883
There's like 17 cards that are just peter parker's spiderman and they're all different colors.

Reject all imitators
>>5932624

How do I quote between boards again its been so long

>>>/wsg/5932624

Oh yeah I remember now
BTW you now have my permission to kys

hobie

>>96180339
the flavor for this set is all over the place what the fuck are they doing?

>>96180339
>spider-punk is an anti-control hate piece
based actually. shame all the rest has been so shit so far

>>96180390
What's wrong with the flavor there? It fits him pretty well.

>>96180328
based desu

>>96180682
Ty sis ttimeless is a trashcan of a format

At this point I just wish the trans stopped antagonizing me all the time and kysd or found another hobby

after 1000 hours of grinding the lad almost owns a full playset of uncommons from tarkir

See what I'm talking about

I Will however let the trans know, or remind xyr to be more precise, that I get myths and rates from the non alchemy set after I one hundred percent alchemy

I Have not opened tarkir packs outside of alchemy and the battle pass

>>96180339
>spider-men were supposed to be slivers
Brooooooss it hurts

I'm far from the only person in this thread who antagonizes you. I'm not even the guy who calls you a favela child.

Antagonize me all you want sis

Fact Stands I am the constructed Chad f2p and you are the draftrans piggo

we all also play constructed.

And who designated xyr as the mouth of Mt. Gag?

the same guy who said it was okay for you to shit up these threads with your dogshit opinions and posts about going +100 on gems

How do I get past this, this level glitches out as I keep playing it and I can't see what is going on

>>96182255
is the screen literally stuck on this or is this an action shot?

And exactly as I planned it out
the next card on top of my library was a day of judgment

>>96182411
I got past this in the end, I just had to restart the client

>>96182509
Played to your outs
gg

Is it possible to give a creature first strike after first strike damage has happened so that it doesn't deal damage during the regular damage phase? If so, is there any way to do this on arena if there aren't any first/double strike creatures already involved in combat?

>>96182816
702.7b If at least one attacking or blocking creature has first strike or double strike (see rule 702.4) as the combat damage step begins, the only creatures that assign combat damage in that step are those with first strike or double strike. After that step, instead of proceeding to the end of combat step, the phase gets a second combat damage step. The only creatures that assign combat damage in that step are the remaining attackers and blockers that had neither first strike nor double strike as the first combat damage step began, as well as the remaining attackers and blockers that currently have double strike. After that step, the phase proceeds to the end of combat step.
702.7c Giving first strike to a creature without it after combat damage has already been dealt in the first combat damage step won’t preclude that creature from assigning combat damage in the second combat damage step. Removing first strike from a creature after it has already dealt combat damage in the first combat damage step won’t allow it to also assign combat damage in the second combat damage step (unless the creature has double strike).

I JUST finished my mastery pass with 2 more days left on it. I know I missed like 5-10 levels when I was moving but fuck next mastery is 20 extra levels and only 1 extra week? I must be missing something or are they going full fuck the players you need to do 100% AND those crappy 25xp daily wins to complete it.

Okay I believe the interaction between Omniscience and X spells is bugged on arena
its a display glitch and incredibly fucking game ruining if you don't know exactly what it is and what to do

Here's my situation
I spend all my mana to cheat out omniscience. In hand I have portent of calamity, 2x counterspells and 2x removal spells. I can deal with anything the opponent does on their turn, but I can't win until I cast portent x=6 and draw a whole shit ton of cards next turn
I pass, opponent tries to do stuff, I interact
my turn

click portent in my hand
ONLY option to cast it, immediately triggered upon selecting it, is "cast it for free with omniscience, x=0"
no possible way to cast it for its normal cost

You HAVE to put on full priority just to be able to cast the fucking spell at all. When you put on full priority it gives you the two options.

>>96179474
Consneed or deal with their one spell thats not ramp. I think its a problem too.

mythic player couldnt handle the regalia beatdown
easy 7 wins

>>96177509 (OP)
Spiderman will not be on Arena so this is off topic

The graveyard gifts deck not having a card that lets you either win the game when you draw with 0 cards in deck or lets you live if you draw with 0 is criminal. Rise of the Dark realms was in my bottom 5 cards and there is no way to shuffle this deck either, literal dead card and I was playing against a lifegain nignog. The starter decks are so dogshit, I'm so fucking tired of grinding dailies with these pieces of shit.

>>96178156
Their go-to for doing universe’s within has been innistrad because there’s enough variety in the types of people that live there and enough plausibility for not yet known legends.

>>96179628
I think I’ve seen maybe two women play at my massive LGS since I started a decade ago that weren’t disinterested girlfriends or trannies. Hasbro should stop trying to “repair the reputation” of the game because every chick I’ve ever dated, even ones into nerd shit, has considered magic especially lame and dorky.

>>96183165
Build a brawl deck.
The graveyard deck is one of the worst ones play fliers, cats, or the raid deck instead. They all kind of suck with nine tap lands shits whack now they obviously dont like people grinding starter duels.

>>96183132
Yeah but the in universe version of the same cards will be you spazoid.

>>96177509 (OP)
So is a spiders tribe type deck actually going to be a thing?

Retard tried to kill a valgavoth with a fight spell and three nonlands then paid its ward. Average etali player experience.

>>96183295
Probably gonna lean more into Hero and Villain tribal but Spider will definitely gain some tools and commanders out of this garbage.

>>96183417
Average arena subhuman honestly
I cannot stress enough how the average arena player is worse than sparky
I have hand of 4x lands, 2x carnosaur, molten duplication, on the draw
opponent is turn 1 swamp duress on the play, uses an entire rope to read all my cards before taking the only possible option
turn 2 deep bat takes a carnosaur
I saucer treasure ramp

its turn 4, he has 5 unknown cards in hand and 4 swamps, clearly has a removal spell because he has to pass on my turn with his mana open and bat as a target
he can see that I can cast carnosaur
he taps out, plays bloodletter, attacks for 2

Would he be good in current Standard? I love this card but wasn’t around when it was in Standard. I wish they’d make it standard legal and I doubt it would even be that good

>>96183666
We had this discussion

Pre-ban wave, Oko and JTMS would have both been unplayable. Everything is too fast, and their modes stack up poorly against the meta. Prongify would be horrible against the heartfire and cutter decks. Jace bounce similarly bad, basically he'd come down for 4, kill one token, then die
after bans? oko would probably be good now. JTMS would be mid, 4 is still too slow

>>96183699
I think Jace would be playable but not format warping. It’s still a powerful card even if you just have a few effects like Fabled Passage. Brainstorm plus shuffle remains busted

>4 three steps ahead
>2 negates
>2 get losts

I WILL FUCKING STICK MY OMNISCIENCE AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT
DON'T EVEN TRY

>unskippable cutscene sent directly to your mail.
What the fuck mane knock it off retards.

>>96183941
Site struggles to do one

I Do all for

Smh

Also did I mention weekends are the best time to farm alchemy gemmies?

>>96184169
Based gamingismyjobanon

>in a match
>final game
>I literally pull my winning move and am going to win
>game automatically exits itself
>no no no
>boot game up
>gathering local files.....
>1% every 2 seconds
THIS GAME IS SUCH FUCKING SHIT WHY DOES EVERY UPDATE MAKE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE

New player here.
I just played a fire magic and it came into play tapped. I have no idea why

>>96185185
You'll have to explain, since fire magic wouldn't be a card that goes on the board, it can't be tapped or untapped.

>>96185185
...?

>>96185185
BASED

So when does the rotation actually happen?

>>96184285
Well then at least I am a great worker

Wanna have another 7-0?

>>96185355
Read the OP

just finished brewing my post rotation omni alchemy deck

it's funny that sisters go mental hating on alchemy when it's the closest thing to old standard and not the nu-extended abomination "standard"

straight white men play aggro

I shitted my retarded doodoo ass on this one