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Anonymous No.96191602 >>96204029 >>96239336 >>96240672 >>96251021 >>96261052
Comfiest elf thread
talk elves, post elves, enjoy elves
Anonymous No.96191621 >>96192403
Anonymous No.96191642
Elf knights. Fireforge foot knights with some minor greenstuff work and 3d printed heads.
Anonymous No.96191655 >>96265744
Wood elf rangers, a dark elf huntress and a human crusader knight ambushed while investigating a deserted village
Anonymous No.96191692 >>96192566
Ranger heavy wood elf force. Ostensibly Mirkwood elves so you have Legolas there, but pretty generic.
Fun project making use of as many different wood elf ranger minis I could find on telegram.
The mix of bow-armed light infantry with a small core of heavily armored footmen and knights is a pretty nice mix I think
Anonymous No.96192403 >>96192597 >>96220244
>>96191621
she's either on stilts or she has some very long legs
Anonymous No.96192566 >>96193539
>>96191692
Very nice. Reminds me of Battle for Middle Earth 2... man the elf factions sucked in that game. Do you have any plans for using them in an actual wargame?
Anonymous No.96192597 >>96193640
>>96192403
>stilsts
If the artist is who I think it is, she's on stripper heels with lifts. So close enough
Anonymous No.96192664 >>96192860 >>96193290 >>96194189 >>96194365 >>96246667
I feel like everyone has this same character arc where they like elves as a kid and then as an edgy teen or 20something they get into humans or dwarves and like gritty realpolitik fantasy like ASOIAF.

And then by 30 we come back full circle and realize we were right to like elves(and noblebright fantasy in general). The elven lifestyle is aspirational and we humans should endeavor to create beauitful things, slow down the pace of life, and live closer to nature.
Anonymous No.96192768
I like melancholic elves. Comfy, yes, but also slowly dying race. Outbreed by the orks, goblins, humans, the glorious elven cities crumbling, their magical empires just a footnote in history books and myths.
Anonymous No.96192860
>>96192664
Nah, as a kid I hated poncy elves and really liked orkz and other such things. It was only later in life that I've started liking elves, but more for heroic ideals they'd represent even if Warhammer elves were still gits.
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Anonymous No.96193217 >>96193256 >>96193346 >>96193393 >>96193705 >>96198053 >>96202936 >>96203173 >>96237362
I know the ideal lifespan for an elf is whatever suits the setting, which is why elves are short lived in dragon age, live for centuries in Warhammer, and are literally immortal with some older than the sun itself in lotr, but what's a good "generic" range for them?
Anonymous No.96193256 >>96199986
>>96193217
500 years.
Anonymous No.96193284 >>96193309 >>96193327 >>96203430 >>96262406 >>96264243
Thoughts on Afro-elves? Or is that too outside the elf paradigm?
Anonymous No.96193290
>>96192664
As a kid/teen, I used to like monstrous "manly" races. But over the time, with the influence of LotR, Morrowind, Warcraft and other video games, and the resurgence of fantasy literature, elves became my eternal favorite.
Anonymous No.96193309 >>96198611 >>96223407 >>96246190
>>96193284
Considering how anything and everything is usually elf adjacent, making the Elves match the sorts of places you find them shouldn't be that weird unless your one of those people who bitch about black people being in your traditional games.
Anonymous No.96193327
>>96193284
The fact that whatever you posted there has double the body fat of an actual shortstack dwarf tells me how little you care about elves.
Anonymous No.96193346
>>96193217
same as humans in my setting, but elves sometimes travel through timeless realms and extend their natural lifespans with magic for centuries so everyone thinks that they just live longer but it's like comparing a man that works hard in the coal mines and dies at 50 to another man that lives an easy life and reaches a healthy 90 years and plays chess in the park
Anonymous No.96193393 >>96208149
>>96193217
The idea of immortal creatures being able to live alongside regular mortals never made sense to me. 300+ is a good range to allow for long lived but still fundamentally moral creature
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>>96192566
I've played MESBG with them several times, and used some models for other skirmish games
Anonymous No.96193640
>>96192597
even with crazy heels she gotta have like 30cm lifts for that anatomy to work.
Not that I mind elves wearing heels
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Anonymous No.96193705 >>96194978 >>96203426 >>96207572 >>96220266
>>96193217
200 years, give or take a few decades depending on the individual, but they don't suffer from age or age visibly beyond a late 20s physical look and abilities until very near the end of their lives.
This still means they live more than double as long as a human and would easily be around for generations of humans, but they could still have a somewhat normal society that doesn't get completely ossified because nobody ever dies and they can follow a human development curve so young elves are a viable player option.
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Anonymous No.96193836 >>96193927 >>96194174 >>96194490 >>96194978 >>96200783
Lots of spergs complain about games treating elves like a human ethnicity without a max age, does anyone have any ideas on how I could differentiate them in a way that matters?
It's a homebrew ruleset before anyone asks, and I'm not asking for exact mechanics, just ideas to help me figure things out.
Anonymous No.96193927 >>96195132 >>96225166
>>96193836
If there aren't any mechanics that enforce a particular playstyle, then people will just play them as humans with pointy ears.
Which isn't even necessarily so wrong. Not everyone is an actor with a degree in anthropology coupled with a keen interest in mythology, or whatever else you need to "properly play an elf", whatever that even means.
Really, the best games that make elves feel somewhat different in my experience have been WFRP and The Dark Eye, both with elves being statistically superior, but at least Dark Eye elves fucking HATE cities (they stink) and WFRP elves having less fate points.

People in these threads will recommend dumb shit like
>maybe elves forget everything after a couple of years because they live so long
>maybe all elves have bipolar disorder
>maybe elves grow an unlimited number of teeth
>maybe elves are in constant trance and only awake for ten minutes a day
Heard all manners of weird takes that would make them unfun to play as.
Anonymous No.96194174 >>96195132 >>96235752
>>96193836
The fact that elves are immune to sleep is often over looked. What if you took it to it's natural conclusion and elves don't sleep. You can bullshit that they have to have rest periods so parts of their brains turn down but you can play around with the implications of a race that finds the act of laying down akin to death.
Anonymous No.96194189
>>96192664
Luckily I have never disliked Elves. Contrarians are one of the most insufferable peoples on Earth.
Anonymous No.96194365 >>96198214
>>96192664
I've always preferred Aragorn. I can respect elves but noble bright humans will always be my favorite
Anonymous No.96194438
Cute Redneck Elf spam?
Anonymous No.96194441 >>96194510
Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous No.96194490 >>96195132
>>96193836
>It's a homebrew ruleset before anyone asks, and I'm not asking for exact mechanics, just ideas to help me figure things out.
what they remember
do they remember when the first of them stuck fire from flint? when great reptiles ripped and tore and bled in those bleached deserts?
when the sea was thick and murky, not yet pregnant with life?
Anonymous No.96194510 >>96218908
>>96194441
Anonymous No.96194910 >>96225166 >>96237362
I just realized that when asked what is the best Elf weapon in the previous thread nobody said "bows". Based, no one is a secondary here.
Anonymous No.96194978 >>96195132 >>96195972
>>96193705
fer a moment I thought that was Deedlit at first, but then I remember that's Lucia, the elf from that one BECMI D&D Brawler by Capcom.
>>96193836 This is Deed.

now back to BECMI Elves, I Most of the elves of Alheim tend to be haughty from what I recall, but the Shadow Elves on the other hand, outside of some cults seeking deals with dark powers in order to try and re-take their "Ancestral Land", there's a scant few Shadow Elves whom wish to wander the surface, a world of wonder that is Mystara. Stat-wise, Shadow Elves are pretty much the same as normal Elves, other then having a slightly paler skintone and more blonde to grey hair colours, not much of a difference... ...other then Shadow Elves have access to the Shaman class.

Now before ye go saying that Elves cap out at lv10! A supplement allows them to job-up to being an Elf Warrior or an Elf Wizard, specializing in a given style. So yeah, they aren't barred from reaching the cap of 35. Serves as an alternative to the attack ranks thing available by default.


...and that should be enough out of me.
Anonymous No.96195132 >>96195177
>>96193927
It's not that my system doesn't have racial mechanics, its that I've not made them yet so I can do anything mechanically that feels right for elves.
>>96194174
That is a good idea. I will look into that.
>>96194490
Properly playable elves that are old enough to remember the earliest days of the inhabitable earth... Interesting take.
>>96194978
I like Deedlit. She is my favorite anime elf.
Anonymous No.96195149 >>96225163
Anonymous No.96195177 >>96195208 >>96265731
>>96195132
did you know that her personality portrayed in the show and novels is totally different from her portrayal in the original BECMI replay?

Hells, she even yoinked a magic sword from Parn's dead hands, and he wasn't even cold yet!
Anonymous No.96195208
>>96195177
Yes, I did! Personally, I think the novels are the best way to consume Lodoss, so Deed getting infatuated with the human for a while is my preferred characterization.
Anonymous No.96195859
>[anime elf (female)] getting infatuated with the human
And that's the only characterization anime elves will ever have henceforth.
Anonymous No.96195972 >>96196485 >>96197490
>>96194978
>Shadow Elves are pretty much the same as normal Elves, other then having a slightly paler skintone and more blonde to grey hair colours,
I prefer it when they're blue
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Anonymous No.96196253 >>96198447 >>96207572
>good morning Anon! Excited for another high tempo work week?
Anonymous No.96196268
Never get excited for slop.
Anonymous No.96196485 >>96196717 >>96198530
>>96196018
>>96195972
I would like a couple of polpot style killing fields for people who draw Archers without a single second of archery research.
Anonymous No.96196717
>>96196485
elves do things a bit different
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Anonymous No.96197490 >>96198048
>>96195972
oh, those Shadow Elves are like that because they were desperate enough to sign a pact with Synn. Not all Shadow Elves are like that.
Anonymous No.96198048 >>96207572
>>96197490
>Not all Shadow Elves are like that.
maybe they should?
Anonymous No.96198053
>>96193217
SoS had a cool bit in which the Elves were immortal as long as they held to some arbitrary rtule determined by their ancestry.

So one group is immortal as long as they're at sea, and as a result they mostly live on boats. If they break the rules they don't just age a thousand years all at once, they become mortal until they're doing it right again. Meaning going on shoor for a week every year gradually adds up, only the really fastidious ones are actually "immortal" until they slip on a banana peel or get struck by lightning.

Another of them are mortal as long as they don't lie, they become mortal for a year and a day if they break their word, and as such they mentally associate looking old with oathbreking.
Anonymous No.96198214 >>96225151
>>96194365
Honestly this is best. Elves are just beyond human understanding with knowledge and wisdom of the world's harmonious mechanics that exceeds our own, like a graceful, almost sanctified midground between human rationale and kindness along with animal instinct and symbiosis. However, good humans with no knowledge but a bleeding heart and faith in justice trying to be the best person that they can in a world that isn't, to give some light of hope in darkness is peak, plain and simple. Especially when the elves recognize that while their cultures are different, and the others are ignorant, their hearts share a yearning for peace and prosperity for all good peoples even if they don't know the path to that future, and will gladly guide or even aid them to reach that mutual end.
Or they could just be terrible fey mirrors that have as much of an ambivalence towards humans as a human might have towards a pack of wolves. The collective of humanity is disruptive when overpopulated, but the singular specimen is just as likely to be enjoyed for the novelty as it is an opportune resource, some even showing an affinity worth a semblance of companionship and spirited away from their kin.
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Anonymous No.96198447 >>96199268
>>96196253
Meet you in the unisex bathroom after work, as usual?
Anonymous No.96198530
>>96196485
Elves feel like they'd do thumb draw.
Anonymous No.96198541 >>96199039 >>96199089 >>96199923
Do you know any fantasy settings where elves are the bad guys? I've been googling this for a while and found one called The Spire where the high elves are evil and conquered most of the countries around their empire. Looking for more recs to read
Anonymous No.96198611 >>96203223
>>96193309
If you saw African or Asian mythology being presented in white face you'd be crying about cultural appropriation.
Anonymous No.96199039
>>96198541
Discworld
Anonymous No.96199089 >>96207572
>>96198541
The Forgotten Realms.
With less sarcasm, the Gilt-Leaf elves from MtG's Lorwyn/Morningtide are elven supremacists that literally go on ethnic cleansing hunts with specialized poisons to remove all the un-beautiful things from their lands, peaceful or not, and callously cast out even their own from society should they become scarred or otherwise disfigured. Just ignore the Shadowmoor part of the lore where they arguably become retroactively justified.
Anonymous No.96199268 >>96199506
>>96198447
why would you want to meet your elf coworker at the bathroom?
Anonymous No.96199506
>>96199268
To pee in his butt
Anonymous No.96199923 >>96199995
>>96198541

Middle Earth, but just Noldor. The others are mostly ok.
Anonymous No.96199986
>>96193256
shame this never gets updated anymore
Anonymous No.96199995
>>96199923
Morgoth begone.
Anonymous No.96200783
>>96193836
>Elves have radically different diets or don't need to eat
>Most elves were born to elves but humans can become elves by some method like mastery of magic
>Elves see and/or hear at different frequencies
>Elves crave human flesh
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Anonymous No.96202936
>>96193217
1000 years
Anonymous No.96203173
>>96193217
Generically 500 is good, gives them the capacity to have experienced entire dynasties of humans and hold the majesty of something with untold experience without completely warping a normal person's sense of time as a scale as a multi-millennium dragon might.
I prefer functionally immortal with the caveat that eventually elves feel a compulsion to allow the next of their line take up the torch. The centuries-wizened elders still exist, but elf society get to progress from a steady cycle of leaders stepping back. They might become recluses, rank-and-file soldiers, or head off on a bucket list trip, but whatever it is either leads to them fading into the background of world events or perishing.
Anonymous No.96203223
>>96198611
Do you enjoy being so angry that you hallucinate entire arguements that no-one had made to you?
Anonymous No.96203321
As I'm finishing some of the elven heroines, it's time to do some scenery. Since they're brutal overlords that suffer no push back on their human subjects, it's time to do gory "reminders" of what happens when you resist. Or wear blue.
I kinda want to do an Aztec style skull wall but I don't think I'm skilled enough.
Anonymous No.96203426
>>96193705
Elves would despise you, slopper. No AI slop is allowed in this (or any other) thread.
Anonymous No.96203430
>>96193284
Pure sex
Anonymous No.96204029 >>96208100 >>96239270
>>96191602 (OP)
Pirotess my beloved
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Anonymous No.96207572 >>96209426
>>96193705
There are so many good images of Lucia, why would you resort to garbage AIslop of an existing character?

>>96196253
>>96198048
Likewise. Sloppers not welcome.

>>96199089
>Just ignore the Shadowmoor part of the lore where they arguably become retroactively justified.
The change from Lorwyn to Shadowmoor is actually great writing, because the elves don't really change much at all. In both worlds, they're vain and self-certain and obsessed with beauty. But in an idyllic, peaceful world like Lorwyn, this makes them cruel and callous by comparison: abundance and a lack of real threats means they can indulge in going around hunting eyeblights and uprooting entire forests to make them more beautiful. In a dark horror-world like Shadowmoor, these same traits make them noble and heroic by comparison: they don't have the luxury to engage in the narcissism of petty differences, they're in a constant fight for survival, but their almost worshipful obsession with beauty means that they will lay down their lives for the sake of defending those few good, beautiful things left in the world.
Anonymous No.96208100 >>96239270
>>96204029
insane that elves peaked in 1998
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>>96207448
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>>96193393
>being able to live alongside regular mortals never made sense to me
Most don't, and those who choose to are seen as fucking weirdos by their kin
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>>96207572
I'm not denying the soul of older MtG, I just meant in regards to making elves villains. It's extremely tired to have elves be atrocious asshats, but because they have a bigger picture of how the world works and what's at stake (often not telling everyone else what's at stake for some arrogance or fear) the atrocities were totally cool and they did the best they could within their means.
Anonymous No.96215972 >>96216074 >>96235694
I was thinking, has post-apocalyptic elves been done before? Wouldn't a game like mutant be a pretty good fit?
Anonymous No.96216074 >>96218613 >>96218738 >>96218808 >>96222457 >>96235694
>>96215972
Why would you have elves in post-apocalipse...What would make them different?
Anonymous No.96217278
Oh right. Sword World English translation next year.
Anonymous No.96218613 >>96222531
>>96216074
gene modification, magic radiation, weird evolution since the apocalypse happened, the apocalypse was magical in nature and created fantasy beings, etc. Pretty common stuff in wilder post-apoc stuff.

>What would make them different?
same as elves in other settings. Long lives, affinity for magic (adapted to the setting flavor in this case), old passed by civilizations, different subtypes etc.
Anonymous No.96218639 >>96218869 >>96220204 >>96223782 >>96225190 >>96225295
Mutated or genetically engineered humans with pointy ears with never make good elves, in my opinion. Same problem with lots of sci-fi elves. Nothing really elf-like about a race that is technically younger than humans.
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>>96216074
the 1977 cult classic Wizards
Anonymous No.96218808
>>96216074
My elves are mass produced sex slaves in a galactic pleasure cruise that got marooned, so at the very early days they were repurposed into cannonfodder to explore the planet, loot wreckages, and war with other ships for resources. Along with goblin girls, halfling girls, catgirls. gynoids, look it was that kind of galactic pleasure cruise
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Anonymous No.96218869 >>96218882 >>96220898 >>96223794
>>96218639
>Nothing really elf-like about a race that is technically younger than humans.
if they're in possession of pre-apocalypse knowledge and tech while the baseline human is a mad max barbarian type they are arguably older than humanity in a narrative sense
Anonymous No.96218882 >>96218962
>>96218869
Hmmm, okay, can see that.
Never felt barely as an elf as playing a Shadowrun elf, compared to any other system.
Anonymous No.96218908
>>96194510
You like dancing close to the fire, don't you?
Anonymous No.96218962
>>96218882
shadowrun has a pretty unique premise that really isn't conductive to long-lived ancient civilization having elves.
I haven't played it but I would play up the looks, magic affinity and more or less tenuous kinship between elves just because they're elves
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>>96218639
Feanor?
Anonymous No.96220244
>>96192403
levitation maybe?
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>>96193705
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Anonymous No.96220898 >>96221200
>>96218869
Stupid Kerillian.
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Anonymous No.96221200 >>96222164
>>96220898
Why was this deleted? She's more fully clothed than half the other elves in this thread. Fuck off janny.
Anonymous No.96221545 >>96223305
Fuck elves.
Figuratively.
And also literally.
Anonymous No.96221555
Elf-hate and lewding elves are two sides of the same coin.
Anonymous No.96222164
>>96221200
Too bratty.
Anonymous No.96222457
>>96216074
What if Shadowrun but good
Anonymous No.96222531
>>96218613
>chastity cage
Ok that made me chuckle
Anonymous No.96223305
>>96221545
Fuck elves.
But only literally.
Anonymous No.96223327
>Hi Anon, ready to get to the bottom of the mystery of this cave?
>My outfit? What of it?
>Of course it's quality gear. It's fine dark elf craftelfship
>I found it in a chest with my mother's old stuff.
>What? is something wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?
Anonymous No.96223407 >>96223430
>>96193309
I do like the idea of different elf types being of different ethnicities, locations and/or biomes, like your picture.
It just doesn't make much sense realistically speaking if, for example, here on this isolated wood elf town, there are asian elves, black elves, white elves, latino elves... I get it's just fantasy at the end of the day, but it feels a bit like forced diversity.

Having different elf types being of different locations of the globe (or at least different biomes) would make more sense.
Anonymous No.96223430 >>96223458 >>96223479
>>96223407
Of course, it's common knowledge no one except adventurers travel or live in places that isnt their native country.
Anonymous No.96223458
>>96223430
Man, DnD is so shit.
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Anonymous No.96223479 >>96223505 >>96241056
>>96223430
Of course you can have different races and ethnicities living in many different places, but I feel like it should still have some logic behind it, it just feels weird that in a random human village for example there are a bunch of tieflings, or that in a hidden tribe of snow elves to have a drow in there. It must feel natural.

If it is a cosmopolitan city in a cosmopolitan empire, it makes sense to have all sorts of races everywhere
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>>96223479
That's almost on the level of asking about a place's tax policy. Most fantasy is just schlock, an excuse to wear costumes and throw fireballs. The amount of depth in the actual setting relying solely on the autism of the creator and how well they can sell that autism.
Anonymous No.96223782
>>96218639
why
Anonymous No.96223794
>>96218869
yeh
make elf individuals not a race
they are uniwue
ancient
immortal
also they are the scum of the earth that sat in greenland with their own private army while the world burned fuck you rich souless bastards
no
the total biological reconfiguration didnt make them evil
they were always evil
that shit just made them bomb proof supervillains
Anonymous No.96225151
>>96198214
or discworld elves
Anonymous No.96225163
>>96195149
the only thing that should be longer than an elfs ears are its shoulder pads

2/10
Anonymous No.96225166
>>96193927
go on

>>96194910
oh yeah thats based as fuk
Anonymous No.96225190 >>96225228
>>96218639
I had this as a running joke once, where humans genetically engineered a humanoid species to use as servants, and someone made them look elfin because if you're going to have genetically engineered slaves you'd want them to be distinct from humans in some way, but also pretty.

Then they encountered actual space elves, and had to quickly recall the whole production run and give the new ones cat ears.
Anonymous No.96225228
>>96225190
bravo
Anonymous No.96225295 >>96231507
>>96218639
Just have your space elves be former Humans who were blasted with primordial cosmic forces and shaped back into existence by the first one who woke up from it.
Anonymous No.96229275 >>96229347 >>96233323 >>96233480 >>96235950
Elf (forma Americana).
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>>96229275
this image is missing something...

...namely a box of fries on her hands.
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Anonymous No.96231507 >>96231518 >>96231538
>>96225295
blue space elves you say?
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>>96231507
That's never gonna finish. It barely even updates.
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>>96231507
Yes although Im not familiar with your blue space elf.
Anonymous No.96231983 >>96234084
I found this thing In a bin. Not sure how drunk I was at the time.
Anonymous No.96232022 >>96232816
>>96208516
Disciples art is hella underrated
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>>96232022
Truly.
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Anonymous No.96233323 >>96233480 >>96235950 >>96236023 >>96239152
>>96229275
American elves are cute.
Anonymous No.96233480 >>96233486 >>96236023
>>96229275
>>96233323
no fat elves.
Anonymous No.96233486
>>96233480
At least Erufuda is actually drawn by a real human being slop faggot.
Anonymous No.96234084
>>96231983

Next time you need to paint yellow over a black primer, do a couple orange-y brown layers first.
Anonymous No.96235694
>>96215972
>>96216074
you guys heard of this thing called 'Dark Sun'?
Anonymous No.96235752 >>96236080 >>96236866 >>96241098
>>96194174
>elves don't sleep
in D&D they literally don't, with a few exceptions (like Gromph for some weird reason)
they go into a trance like state
>though I'd imagine babies and children still sleep

and young elves get to experience the memories of their old soul during trance, because elven souls are second-hand
while drow get to experience the sweet sweet taste of annihilation because they've been taken out of the rebirth cycle
>they're also short
Anonymous No.96235950 >>96236931
>>96229275
>>96233323
>forma Americana
Funnily enough Synecdoche recently did a shitter poll and found out his fanbase are mostly Americans.
Anonymous No.96236023 >>96236982
>>96233480
>>96233323
Handdrawn fat porn elves or AIslop porn elves. It's like a choice of damnations here.
Anonymous No.96236080 >>96236827
>>96235752
>they're also short
Needlessly triggers my autism. It also triggered some other autism cuz 2e's Complete Book of Elves brings up that 1. non-"standard" elves such as those from the Forgotten Realms or Dark Sun or the Valley Elves of Greyhawk are human-height or taller, and 2. even when played as (wo)manlets, very few people really make notice of their shortness or youthful appearance.
Heck, in my Greyhawk game, the most recurring elf NPC is half a head taller than the particularly-tall party dwarf and no one in the party brings it up because I have him talk like a peer and they treat him as such. Similarly, the elven headmaster at the arcane college inspires awe and terror from the party wizard due to speaking with extremely deliberate sentences, even though the wizard himself is about eight levels his superior and a several inches taller to boot. It doesn't matter if you don't bring it up, but I see the rules say they cap at 6' flat in the now-default Forgotten Realms setting and I chafe at the restriction.
Unrelated, I'm now reminded of Tolkien getting pissed off when people took artistic liberty of his sparse description to depict Legolas as a fairy man rather than a tall, athletic warrior.
Anonymous No.96236827
>>96236080
DnD is not a source of inspiration for any fantasy races, because they were nerfed to don't offend snowflakes who only want to play humans.
Anonymous No.96236866
>>96235752
SURFACED
Anonymous No.96236931 >>96246373
>>96235950
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
Anonymous No.96236982 >>96237042 >>96237343 >>96237362
>>96236023
neither of those are porn howbeight
Anonymous No.96237042 >>96239326
>>96236982
It's kinda like how nudity not being inherently pornographic, sometimes all you need is pointy nipples or an artstyle to be pornographic enough.
Anonymous No.96237343 >>96239326
>>96236982
If it's primary purpose is to get your dick hard, it's porn.
Anonymous No.96237362 >>96239326
>>96236982
thats just kida with pointy ears
>>96193217
2000y
>>96194910
dual sword ftw.
Anonymous No.96239152 >>96239180
>>96233323
Fortunately in America we have a spell called Ala Ozempic which cures these problems.
Eat all the fries you want babe.
Anonymous No.96239180 >>96246918
>>96239152
Ozempigs are frauds and there are already mass reports of blindness and other major issues being filed. CICO, fork putdowns and more movement are the only safe way.
Anonymous No.96239270
>>96204029
>>96208100
Indeed.
Piro a best.
Deedo a shit.
Anonymous No.96239326 >>96239355
>>96237042
>>96237343
that's just a subjective spook

>>96237362
>thats just kida with pointy ears
Kida isn't a dark elf thoughever
Anonymous No.96239336
>>96191602 (OP)
Is it time for https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg, https://files.catbox.moe/yfjuoe.png, or pic?
Anonymous No.96239355
>>96239326
>Subjective spook
Says the porn slopper.
Anonymous No.96239811 >>96240680 >>96241061
For over ten thousand years the nation of elven women stood, treating humans as their servants. Then they appeared.
Created by an evil scientist: male elves.
Through axe, bow, spear, and sword over a few thousand more years, they'd succeed in wiping out the race of man and subjugation of elven women.
Anonymous No.96240672
>>96191602 (OP)
man I love her
Anonymous No.96240680
>>96239811
what dickheads (literally)
Anonymous No.96241056
>>96223479
>random human village has a tiefling in it
baby of a warlock, happens, it is like with Aasimar, your great-grandma had a fling with a celestial and now your baby has a glowing halo
>hidden tribe of snow elves has a drow
he followed them back from the Underdark and begged to stay because the underdark sucks, many such drow exist
Cattie-Brie was the token human in a village full of dwarves because she was found by them as a baby, nobody thinks of this as forced diversity
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>>96239811
Made me chuckle.
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Anonymous No.96241098 >>96241186
>>96235752
>in D&D they literally don't, with a few exceptions (like Gromph for some weird reason)
>"A few drow still took their rest in the form of elven reverie, a type of wakeful meditation. With each passing century, those drow dwindled in number. The dark elves, no long able to find peace within themselves, needed the oblivion of true sleep in order to rest."
That line comes from the novel "Daughter of the Drow", which gives an explanation as to why some older drow like Gromph sleep.
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>>96241098
so, basically they sleep because they're really fucking tired of all the shit going on around them and the only way they can live with themselves is by going to sleep, yeah, that makes sense
Considering that reverie makes you relive the day and if you spent all day just killing and your rest is basically reliving trauma
after leaving to live on the surface world and getting a new body, I wonder if he still has the problem with his sleep or if his 'rebirth' fixed it
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>>96193309
I hate this pic
Anonymous No.96246373 >>96246799
>>96236931
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Cute blonde elf knights
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Anonymous No.96246667 >>96246741 >>96247017
>>96192664
This was me. As a child, I liked elves due to an early exposure to the Lord of the Rings movies and The Elder Scrolls. When I got into my teens and reached the height of my edgelord contrarian phase, I became an "elf-hater" and instead thought that orcs were the coolest fantasy race (ironically, this coincided with my discovery of Warhammer). Now, as an adult, I'm back to preferring elves again, as I always should have.

I'm still a total edgelord, however, so I like my elves dark. Druchii, Drukhari, Dunmer. If they're killing and enslaving, I'm down.
Anonymous No.96246741 >>96246765 >>96246815
>>96246667
What a horrid creature you are.
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>>96246741
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Anonymous No.96246771 >>96253724 >>96254274
This artist is good.
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>>96246782
Macha... easy on the space cheesecake...
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Anonymous No.96246799 >>96246807
>>96246373
Kuroeda > Erufuda.
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Anonymous No.96246815 >>96246899
>>96246741
Asrai > other elves.
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Anyone read this? The Dwarf one was great.
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Anonymous No.96246825 >>96246829 >>96246869 >>96246908
So, what caused the coom-spam this time?
Anonymous No.96246828 >>96246834
>allow a single slop containment thread
>ai sloppers start spamming their shartwork all over the board
We just need to outright ban ai slop entirely, and sequester it to its own board. Its not like the slop thread is even tangibly /tg/ related anyway.
Anonymous No.96246829 >>96246831
>>96246825
Antagonizing a predictable retard for personal amusement, what else.
Anonymous No.96246831 >>96246841
>>96246829
Okay, how does this contribute anything to this board?
Pretty sure trolling is also against the rules.
Anonymous No.96246834 >>96246881
>>96246828
Honestly I don't know ow why they haven't been banned and moved to another board at this point. The containment threads while it was fresh I can understand but that's long since worn off.
Anonymous No.96246841 >>96246850
>>96246831
So it spamming/flooding, yet Noldorfag still exists so I'm not sure janny gives a fuck.
Anonymous No.96246850 >>96246864
>>96246841
>So it spamming/flooding
I, too, hate the coom- and slopfags.
Anonymous No.96246864 >>96246884 >>96246924
>>96246850
And yet no mention of the retard posting the same low resolution codex snips or reposted art we've all seen 50,000 times with no comment. Makes me think you're a little disingenuous, although I agree on the slop side of things. He should've been permabanned ages ago.
Anonymous No.96246869 >>96246874
>>96246825
i requested the morathi pics on our discord lmao
Anonymous No.96246874
>>96246869
Bitch I posted them, and I have no idea what you're talking about. Fuck off back to whatever discord you slithered out of.
Anonymous No.96246881
>>96246834
Worst part is that when you call them out and tell them to gtfo they react by screeching about being persecuted and spamming a dozen more slop sharts.
Anonymous No.96246884
>>96246864
>posting the same low resolution codex snips
People were posting druchii.
I think fat anime bitches that just happen to have pointy ears is garbage, too, and doesn't contribute a damn thing to the thread. Didn't scream about them.
Anonymous No.96246899
>>96246815
>Asur exist
I don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.96246908
>>96246825
Nothing. It's just coomers proving yet again that universal human rights were a mistake.
Anonymous No.96246918 >>96246934
>>96239180
I would actually rather fat people be blind than fat.
Anonymous No.96246924
>>96246864
Noldorfag will always cry about people posting things he doesn't like while doing his bot-tier post routine for the millionth time.
No the jannies will never do anything about it.
Anonymous No.96246934
>>96246918
I would rather fat people learn to be healthy instead of being slaves to big pharma.
Anonymous No.96247003
Queen Trak landed with her twelve damsels. From there began the conquest of the human lands, and founding of the twelve houses.
Even after the queen went into the golden realm and her two daughters split the elves into the light court and dark court, elves all of all the houses can be found upon either side.
Anonymous No.96247017 >>96253724
>>96246778
>>96246786
>>96246782
>>96246667
Not an elf
Anonymous No.96247019
My current take on space elves is that each subdivision of them have essentially locked themselves into a different end-stage societal model that they can't practically escape because they're also Utopias.

Atlantis: A birch world where five quintillion elves live on separate terraformed estates, ruling communities of bio-engineered slave races. The Station's AI conditions them into believing that these are sapient, and has carefully molded the population into an entire society of true aristocrats who actually believe in noblisse oblige. Billions of them regularly die in wars against alien "threats" that the AI bio-engineers and seeds throughout the galaxy because dying in battle is aesthetic and way better than slipping on a banana peel off a cliff by chance.

Mu: A dyson sphere that acts as one gigantic VR Lotus Eater Machine for its inhabitants while their bodies are stored as hawking radiation. The inhabitants mostly do not know that it's VR. They each live in a curated virtual universe where magic is real and they are drip-fed religious ecstasy and spiritually affirming experience, but about 80% of them end up fighting a permanent space Jihad against AI generated Satan at 10,000,000x time dilation. Sometimes they are reincarnated and sent out to fight enemeis of the Elves if their simulated enemies resemble the real ones enough and the station needs shock troops.

Rocabarraigh: Mandatory Iron Age Conan the Barbarian LARP on an O'Neill Cylinder Cimmeria Habitat the size of Jupiter. Habitat deliberately designed to make industrial society impossible to develop, originally started as a cultural preserve, inhabitants voluntarily went in to fight pointless clan wars for eternity to avoid sliding into decadence. They can leave, rarely do because the algorithmic blood feuds hit the spot.

Discovered humanity last week, now in a three-way argument over who gets to gaslight the roundears.
Anonymous No.96249436 >>96249786
I had this weird thought while watching Lego Elves that male elves must be a migratory species while the female elves stay in their treehouses, mansions and queendoms
which is why we see so many elven queens
and why there are more female than male elves
also headcanon'd that the child takes more after the father in looks and element: it would explain how the five sisters are sisters, but each have a different element
I'm probably the only person who watched that show in this thread
Anonymous No.96249786 >>96249961
>>96249436
>elf men literally spend their entire lives putting babies in random elf queens

elves sure are lewd creatures
Anonymous No.96249961
>>96249786
Elves are quick to recognize it for a reason.
Anonymous No.96251021
>>96191602 (OP)
my desire is to have someone to play autistic wargames with
Anonymous No.96252288
>>96246802
I really like her tassets, battle-skirts are based.
Anonymous No.96253724 >>96253808 >>96254274
>>96247017
but
>>96246771
>>96246770
>>96246767
>>96246766
and >>96246765
is?
got it, noldorfag is also a footfag
Anonymous No.96253808 >>96254299 >>96260063
>>96253724
One are Dark Elves from WHFantasy, the other are Eldar from 40k. I'm not that anon, but I get what he's saying. Of course, it is ultimately the same as saying "Uhhhm Hylians aren't elves actually!" which yeah, technically, taxonomically, maybe not. But for all meaningful intents and purposes, they are elves. Just because the author calls them something else doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.96254274
>>96253724
>but
>>>96246771
>>>96246770
>>>96246767
>>>96246766
>and >>96246765
>is?
Yep.
Anonymous No.96254299 >>96254332 >>96255384
>>96253808
It's not like that at all. Hylians are human, they're always treated as human. There's nothing about them that's elven-like apart from their ear shape and they're openly called humans by demons and other races and openly consider themselves human.
Eldar are literally space elves that use the same elf language from Fantasy according to a Skaven novel.
Anonymous No.96254332 >>96254346
>>96254299
>Eldar are literally space elves
Yeah remember how Wood Elves and High Elves willingly became Empire's sidekicks.
Anonymous No.96254346 >>96254382 >>96254912
>>96254332
>Wood Elves and High Elves willingly became Empire's sidekicks.

Yes, I do remember that.
Anonymous No.96254382
>>96254346
Remind us when?
Anonymous No.96254912 >>96254917
>>96254346
Founding the colleges of magic and aiding in the wars with chaos isn't exactly being a sidekick.
However the wood and high elves in Fantasy have mostly neutral and positive relations with many human realms, unlike the Eldar whom are actively antagonistic.
Anonymous No.96254917
>>96254912
>Founding the colleges of magic and aiding in the wars with chaos isn't exactly being a sidekick.
Yeah that's basically a massive borderstone between elves and eldar
Anonymous No.96255384
>>96254299
>and they're openly called humans by demons
The original Japanese script likely uses the word "ningen", which is often translated to human, but can actually mean humanoid, human-like, people. It doesn't mean Hylians are actually human. It just denotes to human-like creatures that are not monsters, beasts, demons.
Anonymous No.96255628 >>96256479
Rub elf ears
Anonymous No.96255693 >>96255897
Post off-topic garbage.
Anonymous No.96255897 >>96255958
>>96255693
Yeah why would you do that?
Anonymous No.96255945 >>96255958 >>96255988
When you think about it, there's something hilarious about all those scary dark elves being completely incompetent when it comes to actually getting shit done
The druchii never get back their homeland
The drow are stuck under the earth
And the dark elves from the elder scrolls got wasted by their former slaves
Anonymous No.96255958 >>96255978
>>96255945
That's just regular villains not allowed to achieve something, or else the setting explodes.
>>96255897
Don't know, ask the guy above my post.
Anonymous No.96255978
>>96255958
>Don't know
Then why sis you post?
Anonymous No.96255988 >>96256014 >>96256227 >>96257882
>>96255945
Further proof they exist solely to be concubines for human men.
Anonymous No.96256014
>>96255988
Brutal trvthnuke
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>>96255988
Dwarf go.
Anonymous No.96256479
>>96255628
Only with consent. You don't know how erogenous the ears are in the setting, or if they're on a Noldor/weeaboo powerlevel and you'll get deleted for doing so. Regardless, It should only be an intimate activity between an elf and their spouse for maximum happiness of both.
Anonymous No.96257882 >>96258095
>>96255988
*wives
Concubines are only for the nobility.
Anonymous No.96258095
>>96257882
wives for the poor young men that would have few prospects otherwise
thralls for the wealthy farmers that have human wives already, but can support one or a few dark elf women
concubines for nobles that have proper infrastructure to handle dark elf women hanging around his court and obviously is married to a woman of standing
Anonymous No.96258161 >>96258192
Post beard and nose length.
Anonymous No.96258192
>>96258161
In my setting dwarves are also all women.
They have mostly a friendly relationship with the elves, but while elves have things like currency dwarves do not since resources are allocated throughout the Holds as needed. Yes it is a Dwarf Fortress reference.
Anonymous No.96258201 >>96258640
>in mah settan
Anonymous No.96258640 >>96258746
>>96258201
it's ok Noldorfag, we know you're not creative enough to make your own things. But people do create their own worlds to play games in, it has been a thing for 40+ years now
Anonymous No.96258672 >>96258746 >>96259222 >>96259649 >>96260235
Why do Elven warriors hate axes and polearms?
Anonymous No.96258746 >>96258851 >>96259395
>>96258640
Everyone here has a setting. A setting is something that you can daydream in a couple of minutes in the shower. The real /tg/ thing is marrying said setting to an actual system and make a playable game out of it.
I tend to focus more on the actual game part when homebrewing. Got writing novels for the infodumps of lore
>>96258672
The out of universe answer is that axes are dwarf- and orc-coded, and also look like something that could fell a tree.
The spear isn't really anything elves tend to be averse to. If they aren't complete treehuggers, they should use axes a lot more, I agree on that. Halberds are also very high elfen weapons, in my opinion. Warhammer fantasy got it right, again. White Lions, Phoenix Guards have cool weapons.
Anonymous No.96258851 >>96258968
>>96258746
Phoenix Guard use a two-handed polearm right?
Anonymous No.96258968 >>96259016
>>96258851
Yep, halberds. Are there one-handed polearms?
Anonymous No.96259016 >>96259035
>>96258968
The Inca had one. And regular polearms. Made out of bronze.
Anonymous No.96259035 >>96259062
>>96259016
Wouldn't that just be a stick or club?
Not gonna argue about the definitions of weapons.
Anonymous No.96259062
>>96259035
It does look like a polearm, but shorter. I could call it an axe but it has the spear tip thing as well.
Anonymous No.96259222
>>96258672
>citation needed
I don't think they hate them, elves are just more associated with swords and bows and magic
>wood elf archer
>high elf wizard
>Drizzt
the classics
Anonymous No.96259395
>>96258746
>The real /tg/ thing is marrying said setting to an actual system and make a playable game out of it.
why don't you try it instead of crying about what other people do?
Anonymous No.96259460 >>96259521 >>96259702
>he thinks that's some epic gotcha
>on an anonymous image board
Maybe there should be a homebrew general in the catalog.
Anonymous No.96259521 >>96259564
>>96259460
My homebrew is trying to be as limited as possible to what someone has access to in a papeleria (deck of playing cards and a 30cm ruler basically), but it seems a bit self defeatist given no one will ever actually play it.
Anonymous No.96259564 >>96259665
>>96259521
>but it seems a bit self defeatist given no one will ever actually play it
An understandable pain. Not to sour your mood, but it can be difficult to find people to play your game. Managed to get a group going for a homebrew system. Was fun, learned a bit, improved the system. Scheduling got in the way.
Is it worth it to finish it, even if you never get to run it? Don't know, but what else are we going to do with our passion to create things?
Never got the appeal of using cards for games
Anonymous No.96259649
>>96258672
The best in-universe answer I can think of is that axes and polearms have their weight focused at the end of the weapon, similar with the likes of hammers, morningstars, and flails. Compared to a blade or bow, they seem cumbersome and brutish.
That said, my elven warriors use what works because they're not so stubborn as to choose aesthetics over survival. It doesn't matter if it's a spear with a magic conical tip that rotates like a drill, an axe that launches three shockwaves that stack in close-quarters, an arm ripped off of a troll that siphons youth, an over-enchanted surgeon's scalpel, a really big hammer, a blowgun that magically applies a randomized poison, a lightning halberd, a mortar, or their damn teeth.
Anonymous No.96259665
>>96259564
It's more because if you've ever been to a papeleria a lot of the six sided dice they sell are shit and wonky. A deck of cards in this case would be easier to work with.
Anonymous No.96259702
>>96259460
clearly got to you
Anonymous No.96260063
>>96253808
anon, when did noldorfag stop coming around?
the faggotnigger did nothing but spam pictures of handsome elves he wanted to fuck his ass and reply to all elf posts that were attractive female with literally "that's not a REAL elf."
Anonymous No.96260235 >>96262372
>>96258672
it didn't really start like that, elves as far back as Tolkien had elf cultures that favoured the axe (though i suspect it would be a daneaxe). i've seen morecock's melinoboreans depicted with axes.
I think it's a matter of design.
axes are direct, they're unrefined straight forward, weapons associated with labour, peasants and barbarians.
Dwarves get it for that reason, labour, practicality, straightforward. same with orks, they're crude, they serve double duty, the skill cap for them is lower and they generally do not make sense in formation fighting unlike spears.
Sword however are a sign of office, a nobles tool, a weapon usually reserved to kill other men, generally more expensive to produce than the others, until later periods. it's a tool associated with duelling, skill, individuals.
elves also through the sylvan elves are tree lovers, fierce defenders of nature, and a refined, slightly alien culture that prefers quality over quantity.
when they go to war it's spears, and often now a light plate rather than the chain envisioned on the defenders of gondolin (which now beyond the western seas have passed away), bows and swords. because those are not complicated to produce, don't have associations with work, brutality or deforestation, nor are they weapons that verge on peasant tools like billhooks of lochabler axes.
though they really should use poleaxes, polearms are cool, though I think you'd need heavily armed elves to make that work.
fucking elf landsknechts, that'd be nice.
Anonymous No.96261052 >>96261345 >>96261705
>>96191602 (OP)
I was surprised he didn't abandon her. Lodoss war is so beautiful.
Anonymous No.96261345 >>96265731
>>96261052
Would you abandon your elf waifu?
Anonymous No.96261705 >>96265731
>>96261052
Pirotess/Sheru didn't abadon Ashram when he was trapped in his mind by a demon either
Anonymous No.96262372 >>96262394
>>96260235
>elves as far back as Tolkien had elf cultures that favoured the axe (though i suspect it would be a daneaxe)
And which Tolkien elves were those...
Anonymous No.96262394
>>96262372
I can't remember. Do remember the house of the hammer of wrath of Gondolin. So maces were in.
Anonymous No.96262406 >>96262519
>>96193284
Complete bastardisation of what elves are. The end result of consumerism.
Elves/Fae are originally impish folklore creature of celt/germanic lore.
Tolkien (in bilbo) made them have armies, and more human like, but still massively kept the otherwordly faeric aspect of them. Think pale tall goblins living in caves and forests, partying all the time.

Then, in LOTR, they got expanded with a massive dose a christian angel wank as well as into being the ultimate coombait for big human noble cock to make perfects hybrids with. Instead of being say, being creature of Dyonisos, they became creature of the Christian God, having way more divine essence in them than even the noblest of humans, and slowly fading away.

Then DnD, video games and later even the PJ movies introduced a lot of autistic normie (by normie I mean non-mythology/theology fans) to elves, with eventually shit like world of warcraft and modern PnP rpg where they are basically humans but long lived and pointy ears. No divine sparks is left, it's a product for consumers that think foreign culture is different clothes and food, and that race/culture has no deep meaning, akin to a skin in a video game.

So I hate the modern afro-elves the same way I would hate mexican elves or albanian elves.

Drows / Chocolate elves are completely fine.
Anonymous No.96262430
>coombrain
>awful opinions about elves
As always.
Anonymous No.96262519
>>96262406
The Albanian elf mob is no joke
Anonymous No.96262646 >>96265573
If an elf got isekai'd into another fantasy setting, you'd think anyone would notice

>Bosmer: So, when do we start eating people
>Wood elf: ...we what?
Anonymous No.96263717 >>96264652
Bosmer don't even eat people in game, don't have a wild hunt, and eat vegetables and use wooden weapons. In game Bosmer and lore Bosmer are completely different
Anonymous No.96263778 >>96263820 >>96264072
what should we call the next elf thread when we've already reached "comfiest"?
Anonymous No.96263820
>>96263778
Move onto a different adjective. Cozy.
Anonymous No.96264072 >>96264183
>>96263778
How about making threads with genuine /tg/ related ideas instead of weird generals that devolve into image dumps and lazy world-building musings not attached to a single system?
Anonymous No.96264183 >>96264281
>>96264072
>how about making threads that die after 3 posts because nobody plays games on /tg/?

gee I don't know
Anonymous No.96264243
>>96193284
Imagine how much elf milk you could get out of this one.
Anonymous No.96264281 >>96264530
>>96264183
I just bumped a genuine, honest traditional games thread from page 10.
You can do the same thing. It's in your power. We can make /tg/ a better place.
Anonymous No.96264530
>>96264281
no I'd rather post comfy elf threads and have fun instead of playing hall monitor and giving dead threads artificial breathing
Anonymous No.96264652
>>96263717
>In game
Pretty sure none of the games take place anywhere near Bosmer invested woods
Skyrim has like 5 wood elves in the entire game excluding the PC
Anonymous No.96264695
always funny how clowns will join a comfy elf thread, knowing it will be a no games thread and still get mad about it
Anonymous No.96265573 >>96266062
>>96262646
It really does depend. For example, a Noldor would be horrified to see a hentai elf setting. Would likely become despondent.
Anonymous No.96265731
>>96261345
>>96261705
I could only hope not. Guess his earlier harshness tricked me.
>>96195177
>did you know that her personality portrayed in the show and novels is totally different from her portrayal in the original BECMI replay?
I've only seen the anime and OVA, is this refering to the Comptiq session reports?
Anonymous No.96265744 >>96266079
>>96191655
rangers of shadowdeep?
also, are those the old games workshop blood on the streets/lichemaster cardboard terrain?
Anonymous No.96266062
>>96265573
Hentai elves and the like are just a different kind of orcs. They're Elves twisted and ruined by the mind of a degenerate man instead of Morgoth.
Anonymous No.96266079 >>96266194
>>96265744
yes, and yes (warhammer townscape arts and crafts book). Honestly an amazing product for making good looking fantasy and medieval buildings on the cheap. It's surprising that the concept never became more common. It's honestly the only terrain that even begins to rival 3d printed stuff in terms of the end product for time and money invested calculus
Anonymous No.96266194 >>96266298
>>96266079
never played the system, but from perusing the book its intriguing. how have your sessions been?
imo this terrain was perfected when darkworld village of fear used heroquests innovation (we they first?) of combining cardboard and plastic.
Anonymous No.96266298 >>96273296
>>96266194
I've only played rangers a few times but I have to agree with much that I've seen written about it online.
Good parts is that it's easy and pretty fun to make characters. Very few limitations which I like. Very high potential for /yourdudes/ since you're basically making a classic RPG party anyway. In fact you could easily add some out of combat elements and make a proper if railroaded RPG campaign.
The rules are also very simple, almost anyone can play it with a minimal learning curve.

The bad is that it's incredibly swingy in its combat results since it uses 1D20 high roll so despite risk-minimizing play you can get completely fucked by a bad roll. Cuts both ways of course, but the monsters are generally more than the heroes so they get more rolls. I've heard some people play with 2D10 to bias the results towards the middle and that could be interesting.
Spells also vary wildly in power and are generally pretty weak since you only get a very limited number during a scenario so it becomes difficult to justify why you should take the spell that does pretty good damage only against one of the weakest enemies in the game once instead of the one that permanently buffs one of your dudes for the rest of the game
Anonymous No.96267531 >>96267839
I for one would like to see Elven Monks
Anonymous No.96267839
>>96267531
I assume you mean something like shaolin kung fu monks. DM ran a game where we took down a spies' hideout and found class-swapping masks, had my elf barbarian put on the monk mask and had a grand time zipping around comboing people to death like the best kind of skirmisher.
Anonymous No.96273296
>>96266298
speaking of how it's useless to actually talk about games