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Anonymous No.96209350 >>96209592 >>96209731 >>96209964 >>96210610 >>96212173 >>96216219 >>96219587 >>96231033
/tg/ makes a Antediluvian setting
This is a /tg/ fave, so here we go.
>The year is 15,000 BCE and man shares the world with others.
>Atlantis is still around.
>Brother kills brother in the middle east.
>A tyrant eats his newborn son on an island.
>A big headed kid is getting picked on in Africa somewhere.
Anonymous No.96209592 >>96209631
>>96209350 (OP)
What game?
Anonymous No.96209631 >>96209744
>>96209592
DND 3.5 homebrew.
Anonymous No.96209731 >>96209982 >>96210378 >>96214452 >>96216202 >>96221064
>>96209350 (OP)
>BCE
I hate this death by a thousand cuts of western culture forced by ivory tower faggot professors
Anonymous No.96209744 >>96209879
>>96209631
What homebrews?
Anonymous No.96209879 >>96209946
The Blood of Kaine has created a new, relatively recent addition to the Antediluvian World: the Ken. It's said that Kaine, before his disappearance to parts unknown, sired many offspring who were monstrous terrors to ancient man. It's said that Yahweh, or Mithras, or even Jacob, cursed the very blood of Kaine so that all children he sired would become cursed beings of darkness who hid from sunlight and preyed upon early man. They're perplexing beings to the scholars of the time who have a multitude of differing ideas over their nature.

>Atlanteans: they simply do not understand these things. Despite creating many wonderous things, the parasitical nature and existence of these things and their preference for human flesh frightens the high men. They see them as monsters that were created to cull the human population by Lemuria, pointing towards the Ken's own dietary needs.
>Lemurians: despite their many... Vampiric qualities, the hominids of Lemuria have no idea just what these things are. The focus on blood reminds them of their own rituals, and they can sympathize with their predatory nature, but... Some things are off. The eyes are too human, and the aversion to sunlight seems to be a very specific weakness.
>Mu: Kainites have souls that exist in both worlds. Mu can see into the dreamlands. They know.
>Angels have no idea just what these things are. Did Dad make them? Who is this Kaine guy anyway?

So far, three facts remain constant:
-1.) No two Ken are alike. Grendel and Grendel's mom don't even remotely resemble one another.
-2.) These things can range from Nosferatu to a fucking Dragon.
-3.) They dislike sunlight. Preferring the far north or dark forests.

The Ken may be the origin for many myths but not all of them.

>>96209744
Mine. And I'm not sharing.
Anonymous No.96209946
>>96209879
The vast majority of 'western' dragons are descendants of Kaine, preferring the rainy land of Doggerland and the cold ice sheets of Asgard to the burning sands. With the 'higher' castes of Hyperborea and Atlantis well-guarded, they mostly eat human slaves or migrating megafauna. They prefer homo-sapiens not because it's the only thing they can eat, but due to the fact that human blood is extremely intoxicating to the Ken who enjoy its sweet taste. Adding to the peculiarity is the fact that Cro-Magnons are particularly delicious to them, the toiling slaves of the High Men, instead of the Atlanteans or the Aesir or the Lemurians or... Anyone else for that matter.

That's why so many myths center around monsters eating people: we're downright scrumptious. Beware the forests, beware the glaciers and deep dark waters, for the ken lurk.
Anonymous No.96209964 >>96209982 >>96210378 >>96211691 >>96214452
>>96209350 (OP)
>BCE
>What's the common event, anon?
It's BC. Stop being a libcuck.
Anonymous No.96209968 >>96209978 >>96210378 >>96211691 >>96214452
>BCE
I'd contribute, but I don't really feel like it all of a sudden.
Anonymous No.96209978
>>96209968
Silence Albinoid. The truth behind your wretched existence will soon be exposed.
Anonymous No.96209982 >>96210017 >>96212588 >>96212665
>>96209731
>>96209964
Using a guy who probably never existed is not very useful for telling of time. You would know this if you were not stupid.
Anonymous No.96210017 >>96210037 >>96211691 >>96211739 >>96211991
>>96209982
>guy who never existed
My retarded brother in Christ, historians and anthropologists have done nothing if not keep evidence of his existence. I've seen a piece of The Cross, dug up by Helena, the mother of Constantine in 3hundredwhatever AD based entirely on the oral traditions of the early Christians who buried it after the Crucifixion so it wouldn't be defiled by the Pharisees.

Just because you're so scared of Him you're hiding under your demonic blanket doesn't mean He doesn't exist. It just means you're a complete and utter retard.
Anonymous No.96210019 >>96210106 >>96210142
Atlantis is pretty advanced. Power crystals and bioforges are the norm here which has left humanity at a significant disadvantage.
Anonymous No.96210037 >>96210334 >>96211184
>>96210017
>My retarded brother in Christ
Yeah you sure are one.
>historians and anthropologists have done nothing if not keep evidence of his existence
That is a bunch of word to say you have zero proof of your claim. Going durr durr you're so scared of Him derp is not going to make you sound any less stupid, retard.
Anonymous No.96210106 >>96210142
>>96210019
Atlanteans are pretty close to homo-Sapien. Much like the Aesir's characteristically golden hair, Atlanteans have dusky skin and snow-white hair which would give even a modern human pause. They have difficulty procreating with humans despite their many concubines. But... The real difference lies in the brain: the men of Atlantis are extreme perfectionists. They live in the now and obsess over the physical form, seeking to constantly build themselves up with a focus on athleticism.

But unlike the violent Aesir, and the passionately cruel Lemurians, the men of Atlantis are pretty magnanimous towards those they perceive as equals.
Anonymous No.96210142 >>96210216
>>96210019
>>96210106
It's Atlantis time son. Your blonde pacific islanders are going to duke it out with black metal Vikings.
Anonymous No.96210155 >>96210216
Pictured are average Asgardians after fucking hundreds of human sex slaves about to kick some Disney ass.
Anonymous No.96210172 >>96210216 >>96212674
The last Arkship of the Korean Empire has run out of fuel and is forced to descend from orbit
Anonymous No.96210216
>>96210142
>>96210155
Atlantis's biggest advantage lies in its constructs. These things can fly after all, shooting out electricity like they can in the movies. The Asgardians biggest advantage is their bigger builds and a warrior culture that has molded them into living breathing killing machines. In a weird way, they resemble Athens and Sparta with Atlantis crushing their meager attempts at invading their island, only for the Vikings to obliterate any attempt at landing in Europe which is leading to the former playing around with shit they really shouldn't hence the movie.

Asgard's biggest problem is the fact that they're being bled dry from being at war in every single direction. It's also much easier to build a fish automaton than it is to train an Asgardian warrior from birth but... Let's see which moron causes the Younger Dryas first.

>>96210172
They call themselves the Kim. And they worship Glorious Leader.
Anonymous No.96210334 >>96210436
>>96210037
Fuck off r*ddit invader
Anonymous No.96210378
>>96209731
>>96209964
>>96209968
Take your meds
Anonymous No.96210436
>>96210334
Thanks for confirming that your claims is full of shit retard.
Anonymous No.96210610
>>96209350 (OP)

Atlantis at that location with 15,000BC seafaring tech is going to be unable to interact with Europe of Africa...though I guess you can make the argument that since ships are made of wood, rope, cloth, and tree sap, there could have been giant sailing ships that there's just no remnants of.
Anonymous No.96211184 >>96212712
>>96210037
>no u
Keep hiding under your blanket, demon worshipper.
Anonymous No.96211691 >>96212766
>>96209964
>>96209968
BCE was invented by Christians in the 17th century. It's used because science, dipshits. Get your fox news, war-on-christmas-tier identity politics outa here.
>>96210017
>I've seen a piece of The Cross
No you haven't.
>early Christians who buried it after the Crucifixion
You mean Jews.
Anonymous No.96211739 >>96211764 >>96212225
>>96210017
>I've seen a piece of The Cross
If we added up all the pieces of the True Cross that have supposedly been uncovered over the millennia, then the cross would've been 30 feet wide and 50 feet tall and made from at least three different species of tree.

Which would look pretty boss, I guess, but it would seem like overkill for someone whom the Romans regarded as just some lunatic they were killing solely to keep their Judean vassal priests happy.
Anonymous No.96211764
>>96211739
>they were killing solely to keep their Judean vassal priests happy.
It's pretty clear that, if you take a non-dogmatic/religious view, they killed him for either claiming, refusing to deny, or allowing followers to claim, that he was "king of the jews." Which was literally treason because at the time Rome had had to take Judea back as a province due to mismanagement (under Herod it had been a client Kingdom, rather than a Roman province).
some other anon No.96211991
>>96210017
>I've seen a piece of The Cross, dug up by Helena, the mother of Constantine in 3hundredwhatever AD based entirely on the oral traditions of the early Christians who buried it after the Crucifixion so it wouldn't be defiled by the Pharisees.

>There is no abbey so poor as not to have a specimen. In some places there are large fragments, as at the Holy Chapel in Paris, at Poitiers, and at Rome, where a good-sized crucifix is said to have been made of it. In brief, if all the pieces that could be found were collected together, they would make a big ship-load. Yet the Gospel testifies that a single man was able to carry it.
Anonymous No.96212107
Great thread about traditional games.
Anonymous No.96212173 >>96212229 >>96212800 >>96213405
>>96209350 (OP)
>Antediluvian setting
Ooh, these are my favorite! Let me try:
>a flood kills everyone
Anonymous No.96212225
>>96211739
>Jesus is Emperor-sized
Anonymous No.96212229 >>96212548
>>96212173
Wouldn't that be intradiluvian?
Anonymous No.96212548 >>96212621
>>96212229
No, that would be the inevitability of all antediluvians.
Anonymous No.96212588 >>96212627
>>96209982
Then why're we still using it for BCE?
Anonymous No.96212621 >>96214359
>>96212548
Jokes are less funny if I have to explain them. But by definition, if the flood happens, it's not antidiluvian.
Anonymous No.96212627 >>96212631
>>96212588
Convenience. Hell, minutes have 60 seconds because of the Assyrian Empire. Not a whole lot of us left praying to Enkidu, my guy.
Anonymous No.96212631
>>96212627
I prolly meant Akkadians. Whatever.
Anonymous No.96212645 >>96212659
> BCE
> Before Christian Era

Why cope and seethe, just use BC and AD like everyone has and stop being a tranny
Anonymous No.96212659 >>96212690 >>96212742
>>96212645
The vast majority of educated people and publications use CE/BCE. If you read books, you'd know that. And the reason it became dominant is because different Christian factions have irrenconciliable disagreements about exact dates of events in Jesus' life.
Anonymous No.96212665
>>96209982
Historians are in overall agreement that he existed, of course he did. Rather it's a philosophical problem for you to what extent did he exist - man or Son of Man
Anonymous No.96212674 >>96213405
>>96210172
So this is all post Finno-Korean Hyperwar?
Anonymous No.96212690 >>96212699 >>96214382
>>96212659
There's been a modern move to CE/BCE because of tranny cucks like yourself who seethe at your Christian routes. What's next, you plan to stop using goodbye? Rename it to the Gender (Gregorian) Calendar?

I think it's so fucking gay and pathetic, it's literally social/political engineering
Anonymous No.96212699 >>96212725 >>96214336
>>96212690
>There's been a modern move to CE/BCE because of tranny cucks like yourself who seethe at your Christian routes.
That's simply false and not what or why that happened. Unfortunately, you have to read to learn things, anon.
Anonymous No.96212712
>>96211184
>reading is hard for Christians.
Anonymous No.96212725
>>96212699
You're self refuting, with one mouth saying it's not related to christ hatred and with the other spitting shit about Christianity.

> It's not true, and if it were true it should happen, ok it's happening but what are you going to do about it?
Anonymous No.96212742 >>96212766
>>96212659
>> The expression can be traced back to 1615, when it first appears in a book by Johannes Kepler as the Latin: annus aerae nostrae vulgaris (year of our common era),[3][4] and to 1635 in English as "Vulgar Era".[a] The term "Common Era" can be found in English as early as 1708,[5] and became more widely used in the mid-19th century by Jewish religious scholars. Since the late 20th century, BCE and CE have become popular in academic and scientific publications on the grounds that BCE and CE are religiously neutral terms.[6][b] They have been promoted as more sensitive to non-Christians by not referring to Jesus, the central figure of Christianity

Sir??
Anonymous No.96212766 >>96212817
>>96212742
What's your point, anon? Yes I'm aware of those facts (like I posted in >>96211691). How is it that you think that contradicts my statements?

Nevermind. I don't really care what convoluted pedantry you're going to come up with. You're responsible for your own ignorance, anon. Learn, don't, whatever. But stop blabbering fox-news-tier culture war nonsense about how oppressed Christians are. It's... sad.
some other anon No.96212800
>>96212173
I lol'd
Anonymous No.96212817
>>96212766

> Character attack of anonymous stranger and slithers away when called out on his bullshit

Back to your cave trannoid.

You implied it was a solely Christian invention, used for Christian reasons (factions disagreeing about dates). The light of truth has shown you for the faggot that you are and highlighted the fact that it is for modern seething, and literally jewish reasons.
Anonymous No.96213405
>>96212173
Spoilers anon! Spoilers!

>>96212674
More like Disney's Atlantis with some Doom Eternal thrown in, based on the sound of it. I'm personally game for Chrystal powered automatons going against black metal technoVikings.
Anonymous No.96213459 >>96213509 >>96213748
Homo Sapiens can largely be broken up into two categories:
>Servus
>Ape-Men
Servus are the enslaved masses of men toiling at the behest of their masters, the distant ancestors of pretty much everyone outside of Africa. Ape-Men are the humans that are still in the jungle, having escaped the cruel 'mercies' of the gods. The former are worked to death and warm the beds of their masters; the latter are hunted for sport. If you want to know why the Nephillim and the Giants of old are seen as evil beings, you now know the reason why.
Anonymous No.96213509
>>96213459
The Kim have taught their human slaves the way of Juche: the illustrious path. The state matters above all, your life is meaningless when composed against the whole, SERVE GLORIOUS LEADER!
Anonymous No.96213748 >>96217077
>>96213459
Africans still get fucked over here. The Elves? Yeah, those knife eared fuck tards that are made for BDC? Nope. We're seeing the Elves back when the world was young, when man was tormented by beings from beyond the moon. Elves are formless, shapeless beings that will themselves into matter. Visitors from another realm the giants have only just scarcely begun to understand, the Elves plague the young race of mankind.

A shapeless race that's said to look like smoke or ash, Elves try to imitate the local humans by wearing ill fitted and overly colorful clothes, reflecting a mindset that has difficulty understanding the mortal plane. Africa is where they made planetfall, woe be to those that cross their path.
Anonymous No.96214336
>>96212699
Again, you're blind under your blanket demon worshipper.
Anonymous No.96214359
>>96212621
> antidiluvian
I suppose most people living before a cataclysmic flood would probably be against it.
Anonymous No.96214382 >>96214419
>>96212690
Personally speaking if I were changing the roll of the years I wouldn’t just change the terms, but the β€œYear 1” as well.

Personally I think we should peg β€œYear 1” to 533 years ago. Not because Columbus was the first person to discover the Americas, but rather because he was the last. And the impact of the discovery of the Americas by Afro-Eurasians on the past 500-odd years cannot be understated.
Anonymous No.96214419 >>96214965 >>96215582 >>96217723 >>96222724 >>96222745
>>96214382
The discovery of America is nowhere as important as the birth of The Messiah.
Anonymous No.96214452 >>96214718
>>96209731
>>96209964
>>96209968
I like BCE because it annoys jew worshippers.
Anonymous No.96214718
>>96214452
Ah yes, so true my fellow BASED red piller. Stick it to those Jew worshippers but supporting a Jewish dating system.
Anonymous No.96214965
>>96214419
Those with working brains don't care about your made up friend.
Anonymous No.96215582 >>96216893
>>96214419
January 1, 1970 is the only real time reference to use as Year 0.
Anonymous No.96216202
>>96209731
>term first coined 400 years ago
>them filthy liberals faggots are for sure pushing an agenda with this one. if only modern academics werent so woke

anon get your meds
Anonymous No.96216219 >>96216741 >>96217077
>>96209350 (OP)
Lobbying for Neanderthal Orcs
Anonymous No.96216741
>>96216219
We have Elves so add them in if you want.
Sage goes in all fields. No.96216893 >>96217094
>>96215582
W-why is that anon? Is there something I should know?
Anonymous No.96217077 >>96217479
>>96213748
>>96216219
I remember an old /tg/ thread where anons were debating over neolithic DND races and what they could be:

>Humans: cro-magnons.
>Dorfs: neanderthals.
>Elves: slendermenish beings.
>Orcs: a subspecies that split apart from homo-sapiens, not unlike the Chimps.

I imagine the Orcs operate as raiders for the 'high races' of the setting, sort of like the homo-tortoro from Crossed. Kidnapping and enslaving all the other human subspecies, to the point where they've driven several to extinction like the hobbits of Indonesia.
Anonymous No.96217094
>>96216893
In case you're actually not familiar,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time
Anonymous No.96217479 >>96217656
>>96217077
"Elves" are descended from something like homo erectus, so they're short and slender but physically powerful, with brow ridges and heavy jaws, attractive but clearly different from humans. Long ago the gods gave them near-immortality, and they've become very intelligent and sophisticated, but they remain hunter-gatherers who rarely live in fixed settlements.

"Dwarves" are essentially homo neanderthalensis, fond of cold climates such as you find in the far north or in high mountain ranges. They don't practice agriculture either, but they've become experts in a variety of crafts, so they hunt for their food and trade for what else they need.

"Halflings" are something like homo floresiensis, of course, a hominid species from one of the great equatorial island arcs, who went through a stage of insular dwarfism. Since being contacted by "elven" and "human" sailors, they've started to pop up all around the world, serving on board ships and then settling in small clans in major sea-ports. Not at all like Tolkien's hobbits.

"Orcs" are another Neanderthal-like subspecies (Denisovans?), also cold-climate-adapted, and shifted toward a fully carnivorous lifestyle. Instead of living in high mountains, they wander the open plains and tundra regions, hunting and herding and occasionally raiding the more sedentary peoples around them. They usually don't cooperate very well, but once in a while a great tribal chieftain pops up and leads them on some really big raids, and whole civilizations tend to collapse as a result.

Humans are the only ones who tend to go in for agriculture, cities, and elaborate political forms, but they're the least sophisticated of them all, if only because they're newcomers in the world. All the other peoples are watching humans with a great deal of amusement and suspicion, wondering what these fast-breeding brutes will do in the long run.
Anonymous No.96217656
>>96217479
>Elves
Going by myths, they've largely settled in Europe and maybe East Asia where they contend with more animalistic creatures. By and large, they live alongside the primordial spirits hence why they venerate the Fairy Queen of Elizabethan Tradition or why Yubaba has so many humanish spirits in their employ. Fucking knife ears... According to the Norse, Dark Elves look like the traditional greys which raises some interesting questions.

>Dwarves
Odin cursed them to the bowels of the earth so here they live in the mountains because the Nordic pre-human aliens or whatever got pissed at them. In one myth they kidnap Freya so it's possible they were kidnapping human women at some point just to replenish their numbers. Dwarves are mean SOBs but they seem to be fairly affable to the proto-English hence why they're Chads in Tolkein. They seem to have a varied reputation among human cultures.

>Halflings
This one's tricky. They can range from the mythical inspiration of European Gnomes to the little peoples of North American folklore, steadily becoming harder and harder to find until the second deluge where the humies blow themselves back to the stone age. You know, people have found 'fairy rings' in Wyoming which is about as close to the Shire as you can get in real life.

>Orcs
Frazetta Men to a fault. They raid settlements for women and food. They also have a fairly impressive kill streak that stretches well beyond the flood:
>Enoch.
>Clovis people.
>Teotihuacan.
>The Bronze Age Mediterranean.
>The Mayan Empire.
Anonymous No.96217723
>>96214419
Yes, the birth of the Messiah was so important that we don't even celebrate it in the season that it is said to have happened.
Anonymous No.96217880 >>96218038 >>96228338
The main villain of the setting is a mutant, tormented by the other 'giants' of the time for his appearance. Which has led him to empathizing with the subjugated humans who were the only ones who treated him well as a child.
Anonymous No.96218038
Many of the inspiration for mythical creatures were gene spliced humanoids. The Giants decided to combine human DNA with that of animals to act as servants and dedicated warriors as their numbers declined during the Great War. Just to name a few:

-Fenris: the Garous were created by the Asgardians to act as shock troops for Thyr. Temperamental and quick to anger, with disdain towards Elves but a bizarre respect for the Dwarf Chads.
-Urmahlullu/Centaurs: the Leonin were forged by Ophir to guard the frontiers from feral humans. Prideful with a strange liking towards humans, like a hunter towards elusive game.
-Blemmyes: the Wretched are the leftovers of failed experiments and look like the Greek thought experiments of old. They fight with other humanoids for food.
-Ant Men: the Ant Men of Native American mythology and Herodotus are used as beasts of burden for several cultures. Industrious automatons who mine precious metals
-Anasazi: the Spider Men who serve the giants are both tricksters and nurturers, acting as clerks for their masters. They appear in the American southwest as caregivers to the human slaves.

They're different from the Ken as the Ken are hideous to the eye with even the Wretched recoiling in their presence. The Tuunbaq is a special case as nobody knows just what the fuck that thing is.

>>96217880
He's trying to uplift mankind to serve as his own warriors. The Giants who rejected him will pay. They will burn. Revenge will be his for all time. His servants will live in his creation, a utopia formed by his will and his will alone.
Anonymous No.96218123
Ken are unsightly with even the Dragons being hideous and deformed, like a painter being stopped midway in finishing a portrait and accidentally smudging pigment all over the canvas. Their blood is poisonous to humans, with even the wretched feeling nothing but disgust and revulsion to these entities as if even they know there's something... 'Wrong' about them. Garous claim they even smell like rotten human flesh, as if they're worms infesting the dying Earth as it slowly rots away.

But the worst part are the eyes: despite being the most 'normal' part of the Ken, they're extremely fucked up. Sorcerors swear they have souls but... They're mutilated. Like if someone cut up a piece of meat and haphazardly tried to sew it back together as flies gathered around the decaying flesh. Kaine truly didn't belong in this world but he continues on. Siring more monsters that feed on the dying Antediluvian world as he wanders the world, sowing chaos wherever he goes.
Anonymous No.96219587
>>96209350 (OP)
>A tyrant eats his newborn son on an island.
Is this a reference to Cronus being tricked into eating a stone instead of Zeus on Crete?
Anonymous No.96221064
>>96209731
There never was any other term in my native, and the prior system noted AD, but not pre-AD, which was confusing as fuck.
The only difference is that the equivalent of "C" went from capital letter to small letter, but it looked just weird with a capital letter in the end.
So I guess - another episode of English language problems that only Anglophones have
Anonymous No.96222724 >>96225264
>>96214419
Fuck off, you lost, your "messiah" was never on your side to begin with, nor was the Creator.
Anonymous No.96222745
>>96214419
This. Except, that Messiah's name? Adolf Hitler
Anonymous No.96225264
>>96222724
?
Anonymous No.96228338
>>96217880
>A big headed kid is getting picked on in Africa somewhere.
OP mentioned him.
Anonymous No.96231033 >>96234404
>>96209350 (OP)
>BCE
nah
Anonymous No.96234404 >>96239031
>>96231033
Hard to make an Antediluvian setting in CE. Even Halo didn't have the balls to really do it, they just named their zombies the Flood but had no apocalypse about it.
Anonymous No.96239031 >>96240444
>>96234404
I think you mean Anno Domini, not Combat Evolved
Anonymous No.96240444
>>96239031
No, I meant Common Era.