I lost my /tg/ outrage bait folder, can you help me rebuild?

>>96213017 (OP)

Is WoD still a thing? I mean, it looks like they've been reduced to a print-on-demand service and most of the players are of an age where they have the money to buy up new books but are busy with their kids and careers.

>>96213017 (OP)

Why do you feel a need to have a folder of images that make you unhappy. Wouldn't it be better to dedicate this time and energy to something you enjoy?

>>96213240
Paradox sits on the IP until Bloodlines 2 gets pushed out of the door. What happens afterwards is anyone's guess.

>>96213447
But then how would they farm (you)s?

>>96213447
>Why do you feel a need to have a folder of images that make you unhappy.
It's probably similar to the compulsion you have to reply to this thread rather than ignoring it.

>>96213638
If I see someone shitting in my front yard, I would at the very least ask him "why are you shitting in my front yard?"

>>96213447
They don't make me unhappy, I play old games anyway. In fact the shittier new thing is the happier I am because I get a laugh and ammunition for farming (You)s.

>>96213017 (OP)
I respect your frankness.

>>96213036
Abysmal dogshit. Pic related.

>>96213259
That guy still looks sick af tho

>>96213447
Because this board is 60-70% ragebait by volume

>>96213651
>/tg/ is my private property
Interesting delusion.

>>96213447
They're sad and bitter and now its their duty to bait others to being bitter.

slavery (in your setting) can be a fruitful topic

>>96213829
That sounds like a chud game mocking trannies though.

>>96213870

>>96213870
It actually is isn't it?

>>96213870
>>96214729
There's a term for when satire becomes indistinguishable from sincerity on a given topic but I'm currently blanking on it. Conceptually similar to "clown world," but less frog memes.

>>96214764
I thought it was real, until the final line, where misgendering gives an intimidation bonus.

>>96213854
>knight's errand

>>96214913
>War Crime Score: 1

>>96213368
>nothing specific, just the fact that this game exists and is unironic

Fair enough.

>>96213564

Man, I would love to know what's going on with Bloodlines 2. It sounds like they haven't had such a big fuckup since East vs West.

>>96214764
Poe's Law

>>96213017 (OP)
>ayo he so violent and powerful that no niggas DARE question his contradictory beliefs
Man, that line always gets me. Peak ideologue fantasy is chimping out on anyone who questions you.
10/10

>>96213447
They don't make me unhappy. They make me laugh.

>>96213447
OP enjoys being angry.

>>96213017 (OP)
>Rudi
What a weird character, defending minorities while still siphoning blood from them?
>Islam and unabashed queerness
I've met a few of these on our blessed continent, it's weird but they're more manageable than Islamists.

Why do you want to make a folder of this stuff though? Sounds like you just want to spam threads with these images. OP, I declare you as much of a faggot as Rudi is.

>>96213067
Thanks for this image though, I want to show this to my DM when I want to play a firbolg-kind of character but specifically mean 3rd edition in aesthetics. Like Beorn.

>>96213870
It is, made on here I think. People here love making their own strawmans and the patting themselves on the pat for how realistic they made it

>>96213447
That's a common mental illness on this site and the internet at large

>>96219021
Raging fa/tg/uys have become a perpetual motion machine.

This one is a classic for me

>>96219240
The sidecuts everywhere are flung to be so dated in a couple decades.

>>96219279
Allegedly mullets (the 80s hairdo) are coming back in fashion, so what will be outdated in few decades will be trendy again in few more.

>>96219279
Happens to everything, like a lot of old fantasy art too.

>>96219240
Also obligatory.

Just a reminder that the culture war is a distraction for the masses to stop us from doing stuff the elites don't like(organizing labor unions, protesting wars/Israel, etc).

It's pretty fun though.

>>96219548

Is there a lore reason for that armor(she's daring people to try to stab her heart etc) or is it just coomerslop?

>>96219279
Are they? That was popular in my teens in the 90s, with grunge and goths.

>>96221317
Am I just old? "Edgy fantasy of violence and hurting people" doesn't seem better or worse than "dopey, excited magical explorer."

>>96221518
>Well-meaning adventurers
>Return the artifacts of a lost civilization
>Accidentally revitalize the ancient cult whose culture was erradicated in a genocidal war
Love it. Let's play that.

>>96221317
The "art" on the right is ugly as sin, but let's face it, Wacraft has always been goofy and cartoony. My kid memories of playing WC2 were mostly about the silly peons, exploding seals, units spouting pop culture references when bothered, not LE EPIC HEAVY METAL MURDER.

These are the people lecturing you about media litteracy

>>96221690
>Devs are having to add disclaimers to their sourcebooks to avoid catching flack from terminally online busy-bodies
>Terminally online busy-bodies give them flack for their disclaimers
You're not just part of the problem. You're its epitome.

>>96221690

So are normies getting too dumb to distinguish between something being featured in a world and the author endorsing that thing?

I mean, what's the point of having heroes in the world if there's no evils like slavery for them to overthrow? How is a tomboy heroine who wants to become a knight supposed to be inspiring if no one is sexist and expects her to get married instead?

>>96222188
It's the same thing that lead to the Satanic Panic, or "Rock and Roll is the devil's music." It's 90% nonsense and 10% edgy little shits. But, because all use the internet as a communal toilet to shit out our nastiest opinions, publishers and authors have had to take notice and try not to get shit on.

>>96221753
It goes very deep.

>be libtard faggot troon cuck
>see thread making fun of libtard faggot troon cuck shit
>can't defend any of the subjects because they're complete garbage
>pivot for the "w-why do YOU care haha"

>>96222188
That's what gets me. When these people insist on every setting having to abide by 21st century Western morals, they make it impossible to tell stories about characters overcoming racism/sexism/etc. It's utterly self-defeating.

>>96222284
>be on 4chan
>make up shitty arguments
>type them in greentext
>argue with them
>"haha I am so smart and cool"

>>96222284
Many such cases.
>no one's taking away your hobby, chuddy, we're just making optional things for people who want them
>how does our debasement of your hobby affect YOU, though? Just ignore it!
>actually if you notice things YOU are obsessed and probably secretly one of us, just too ashamed to admit ti!
>yes we're changing OUR hobby. Why don't chuds make their own things if they want them to be different?
You are here ^
>actually all morally correct people WANT it to be this way and if you disagree you are a badwrongthinker and must be banned for the safety of marginalized and vulnerable Folx of Roleplay.

>>96222461
So, in your hypothetical scenario, you're the person who owns Warhammer?

Seems unlikely. Maybe constantly sperging out about your identity politics is half the reason people never shut up about identity politcs? I dunno anon, just a thought.

>make a shitty thread
>people tell you you made a shitty thread
>"lol why are you so MAD lmao rent free"

When WOTC has an interior "gender ideology program" with political commissars it's normal.
Pointing this out is hecking indentity politics it's not that I also care about politics and pointing this out is bad for my side, it's that i'm a rational third-party neutral observer and I give you the big thumbs down for this thread

>>96222536
>My position is the objective, neutral default
Anon, that's... incredibly naive and ignorant.

>>96222565
I was being facetious stupid fucking goy

>>96222598
Oh. I mean... Poe's Law. Honestly it sounds exactly like a thousand screeds a day. Sorry.

>>96221317
>protesting wars/Israel, etc).

It's funny that you don't think that this is also a distraction.

>>96222963
yeah bombing women and children doesn't matter, that shit is so abstract and not real bro now give me more shekels

>>96221317
>organizing labor unions

wagie wagie get in cagie

>>96221317
Yeah, your issues are merely a blatant distraction from what matters, my issues.
Anyone can see that this "distraction" is a clear one direction effort to saturate everyone in propaganda idealizing a melting pot society where identity is meaningless. I wonder why they only want to distract people with imagery of soft barbarians and caring orc communities, moving into your neighborhood?

>>96222188
>oh no Bateman became a meme AAAAAAAAAAAA
Sigma Grindset was overwhelmingly ironic from the start. These people are jumping at shadows.

>>96213808
I know that headline is supposed to be a snide dunk, but fucking look at him. He's got the phenotype, just not the lifetime of conditioning. That guy absolutely could have been a powerful warrior.

>>96226462
>I know that headline is supposed to be a snide dunk
Honestly I couldn't tell. Maybe I'm autistic, but it would be more obvious if it was making fun of guys who think they would've been warriors but don't go outside. While this one is written more on his side, but making fun of modern soulless wagie life

>>96226441
It's ironic but the irony is meant to be a jab at certain people who do take it seriously and go to great lengths to "blackpill" people and even get surgery to "mog", those guys still exist after the sigma memes mocking them

>>96225875
If only there was a country bombing those orcs they would be so based and redpilled we should give billions to them in funds

>>96222536
Why do you own so many copies of Click?

>>96225875


Well yes. This does tie into capitalism and corporate oligarchs wanting to increase the number of people so there's tons of competition for a handful of jobs and wages are lowered while the cost of houses/land goes up which is good for private equity portfolios.

A lot of people have conspiracy theories about the elites wanting to make a monoculture but I feel like they don't really consider culture at all and think of it in terms of consumer stuff like food. They see humans as interchangeable worker-units, a way to make the line go up. Since they don't have deep values or faith in God they assume religion is a similar affectation(eg Justin Trudeau being genuinely surprised Muslim parents didn't want their kids learning LGBT stuff in school).

Strong families on the other hand are in the elites' crosshairs because they share expensive purchases likes houses/vehicles and pool their resources so some members can focus on education or domestic tasks. So families have to be destroyed so everyone's serf-maxxing as hard as possible. Capitalism is naturally bad for marriages(people think of everything as transactional and are taught to not be happy with what they have and to keep shopping for upgrades). This ties into TV shows portraying fathers as a big joke, siblings hating each other as normal, glamorizing single motherhood, etc.

Not to sound like an incel, but women and the balding faggots that simp for them are 100% at fault for all of this

>>96227724
>"""""women""""""

>>96222221
Read the released FBI Finders Report. The "Satanic Panic" started when a girl claimed she escaped kidnappers who had tunnels under her school with Satanic imagery. When the FBI investigated they found tunnels under her school with Satanic imagery. Then the CIA showed up, shut down the investigation, and the school was torn down mere weeks later. Don't forget, Ghislane Maxwell was convicted of trafficking children to no one. Oh, and McCarty was 100% right, declassified documents have shown. The State Department was rife with Communist spies.

>>96227829
>The State Department was rife with Communist spies.
Spies here meaning people who had private political sentiments.

>>96227829

Kinda weird how everyone's been programmed to reject "Satanic Panic" because The Experts say that satanic cults aren't real and the normies only remember weird Evangelical dorks preaching about the evils of DnD or playing records backwards.

>>96227829
>When the FBI investigated they found tunnels under her school with Satanic imagery. Then the CIA showed up, shut down the investigation
This is outright falsehood
>In the McMartin case, investigations failed to find the alleged tunnels, and some individuals who made accusations later admitted to fabricating stories. One former FBI agent claimed to have found evidence of an underground room and tunnel at the McMartin site, but this was apparently separate from the official prosecution.

>>96219303
Except mullets were always cool

>>96228014
>Weren't at least a could found to have been leaking info to the Soviets? Or was that only the British, French, Italian, and German governments?
Not to any substantial degree. Even the Rosenburgs were found to have zero connections to the Soviets when the Soviet archives were opened. The US government just executed a wife and father for basically no reason but paranoia. The Soviets were far more interested in destabilizing and converting the governments of neighboring countries than trying to chisel down a superpower. People who believe this shit haven't read anything on it and just want to seem smarter than they are.

>>96223223
Why does the text insist upon itself

>>96226462
>>96226789
It's not a snide dunk, it reads like a joke about how much human life has changed over the years mixed with a relatable thought. I don't know about you guys but
>I wonder what I would be like if I were born a hundred/thousand/bajillion years ago
has crossed my mind before. The other day I was wondering how many people in the past would have been fucking sick at video games but died before they could be invented.

>>96222224
So Warhammer Orks are African beouce Checker Patterns, colour schemes, and a sun symbol that is a corruption of the European heraldic device of The Sun in Splendour?

>>96213017 (OP)

>>96213067
5ed plays them us as non-humans. "Hello my furry forest friends! Would you like to talk about feelings while I make some nice tea for my cold?"

3ed plays them up as human-looking outdoorsy types. "These are my lands, and I have a big sword and a bear I tattoo to back up my claims. Why are you here?"

4ed plays them up as viking GWAR fans who escaped from an Iron Age comic. "Rape! Maim! Kill! Odin see us with your one eye! Most of all though, behold our physiques!"

Can I hate all the art for different reasons?

>>96213368
So, when does it get cancelled for being exploitative and insensitive? "It was a different time! We didn't know any better!"

>>96227829
>The "Satanic Panic" started when a girl claimed she escaped kidnappers who had tunnels under her school with Satanic imagery.
It started with a diagnosed schizophrenic mother claiming these satanists were doing various things including flying around or someshit
>When the FBI investigated they found tunnels under her school with Satanic imagery.
I've seen that map, it was just thrown in their with little context and I have no reason to not assume they were just theorizing and illustrating the tunnels if they were real, because there's no other evidence for it.
The CIA also has files on schizo shit about aliens on Mars or whatever, because they were doing failed Stargate experiments. Are those real? Is every ex-Scientologist grifter to be trusted?
The FBI also has fan letters by Ayn Rand in their cabinets, there's a bunch of shit there.

>>96228033
>People who believe this shit haven't read anything on it and just want to seem smarter than they are.
They have that John Birch Society mental illness, or think drunk driving laws are communist.

>>96227964
That's what the Illuminati wants you to think! They're the ones using Gray technology given to them by their Reptiloid masters to help Monsato take over the world by making my- our penises smaller! Something something chemtrails something something the Jews.

>Rape! Maim! Kill! Odin see us with your one eye! Most of all though, behold our physiques!

>>96221317
The lore reason is that women love wearing revealing things. Women IRL are themselves the coomerslop.

>>96213829
What's this from?

Daily reminder that DnD is a lifestyle brand and the WotC/Hasbro doesn't care if people actually play or not.

>>96228465
And THAT is why D&D isn't cool and fun like it was when I was 8 or 16 or 24!

>>96228919
Look I hate the enshitification of dnd as much as the next guy but even back in the 80s tsr was making dnd clothing brands and tv series and comic books and toys and fuck all else. This isn’t new nor is it a reason to cry foul

>>96214764
She wasn't prosecuted for calling him a nigger, she was prosecuted for following him for ten minutes and calling him a nigger over one hundred times during that time period

>>96228353
The guy in the wheelchair is a Ravenloft native who dates back to 2e. But I don't think he was ever featured in a big scrum until 5e

>>96228919
I don't think it's quite reached the levels of Lifestyle Brand that Slop Wars and Marvel have, but it's not for lack of trying.

>>96228394

The creator is a lesbian, therefore it gets a pass.

For what it's worth, it did create a bit of controversy when it dropped, but the "YASSS SLAY QUEEN!"s were louder than the "Uh...this isn't in such great taste," crowd and also pulled the whole, "Ackshually YOU'RE sexist and queer-phobic for thinking that this is problematic," card, so the latter group mostly shut up.

>>96222188
>So are normies getting too dumb to distinguish between something being featured in a world and the author endorsing that thing?
Always have been.

>>96213017 (OP)
Honestly, do you even need images to send /tg/ into a rage spiral? This place is so uptight and high-strung (not to mention actively looking for things to be mad about) that all you need to do is use a word or a phrase they don't like and they'll start screeching all the same.

>>96230700
It's a class-based system, and any class-based system is going to be dependent on cliches. Or I suppose you could call them "stereotypes." Imagine if tabletop games as a whole moved beyond classes and we had wokescolds to thank for it

>>96230803
Isn't it time for your daily dilation? Don't forget to dig the pus-filled hairballs out too.

>>96230896
Thank you for proving my point, dear Anon. I wasn't even trying that time!

>>96230676
Those are all Ravenloft 2e characters. Neither of them were black, gay or crippled, as far as I know.

(Never read the Alanik Ray novels, so wouldn't know if there were implications of gay around his assistant, but it's easy to assume that wasn't the case back then.)

>>96230808
>Imagine if tabletop games as a whole moved beyond classes
BRP chads it's our time to shine

>>96230896
I can't tell if you're doing this intentionally or not

>>96229366
And all intended by Gygax, he really wanted to milk it

>>96213017 (OP)
I'd like to know the exact mental and editorial process that led to this.

>>96231857
made as bait

>>96231939
It was a dev's friend's self-insert.

>>96228033
>Even the Rosenburgs were found to have zero connections to the Soviets when the Soviet archives were opened.
this is an outright falsehood.

>>96213240
I think it's time to an hero, because I like 2024 orc femboys. I want to hold that green boi and down in the mating press position and show him my great weapon mastery, if you get my drift.

>>96221317
>Is there a lore reason for that armor(she's daring people to try to stab her heart etc) or is it just coomerslop?

Yeah. It's flimsy as fuck, though:

She's one of a series of magically created clones. They're meant to be ritually sacrificed, stabbed in the heart, to resurrect a dead god (or something along those lines). I read this on a wiki, though it contradicts what I remember from the books.

The chainmail does have magic (in D&D terms I think it's chainmail +1, maybe 2?), and I can recall the character depicted explicitly making note that the boob window is protected (treating it as ridiculous) in the novel.

>>96213447
Because getting (you)s from ragebait is all they have going for them in life.