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Anonymous No.96225014 [Report] >>96225058 >>96225067 >>96225121 >>96225135 >>96225521 >>96225559 >>96225626 >>96225629 >>96225667 >>96227016 >>96229440 >>96229445 >>96229487 >>96234099 >>96235184 >>96236883
What are some ways of making "Pirate Fantasy" more interesting and less sexual?
Anonymous No.96225023 [Report] >>96225042 >>96225541
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
Anonymous No.96225042 [Report] >>96225087 >>96225096
>>96225023
You aren't the intellectual you think you are
Anonymous No.96225058 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
More bikinis.
Anonymous No.96225067 [Report] >>96225849
>>96225014 (OP)
>less sexual
What are you some kind of fag?
>Use a Genre heavy but rules light system. May I suggest PDQ prose/descriptive/quality system.
Anonymous No.96225069 [Report] >>96225093
smaller, cuter, cocklets.
some other anon No.96225087 [Report] >>96225406
>>96225042
It was easier than saying "the problem you're discussing exists only in your head".
Anonymous No.96225093 [Report]
>>96225069
With cuter slave boys attached to said cocklets.
Anonymous No.96225096 [Report]
>>96225042
Faggiest answer I've ever seen in my life holy shit
Anonymous No.96225121 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
>less sexual

Do you have brain damage?

Anyways, the tone has already been set so what kind of setting will our pirate wizards exist in?

I'm all for the idea of the world being forcibly turned into a water world because of wizards but their cities and towers and strongholds remain partly out of the water and act as dungeons for various pirates to plunder.
Anonymous No.96225135 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
Perhaps you could help by informing us as to which qualities you find to be uninteresting that are ubiquitous to the subgenre?
Anonymous No.96225406 [Report] >>96227124
>>96225087
>it was easier to link a fallacy out of context then have to post again to explain what i meant anyway because i used it wrong
This thread is gay and retarded but you are worse
Anonymous No.96225521 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
You don't have to make it sexual at all. That's your own damn choice. Make it as sexy or not sexy, or as sex-laden or as sex-free as you want. Nobody dictated that pirate stories have to have fucking as a major feature.
Anonymous No.96225541 [Report] >>96233547
>>96225023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
Anonymous No.96225559 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
>What are some ways of making "Pirate Fantasy" more interesting
Simply do interesting things with it.

>and less sexual
You know, I've played a few pirate games. Comes from being a play group that really loved 7th sea back in the day.
Our games were never really that sexual.
But with that said - you don't. Being a weird prude about your games will only make your games worse.
Anonymous No.96225626 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
I don't see anything sexual about what you posted.
Anonymous No.96225629 [Report] >>96228051
>>96225014 (OP)
https://youtu.be/iXbzktx1KfUAPm2cE7sIhJup_Ic
Anonymous No.96225667 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
Check out SAKE TTRPG.
Anonymous No.96225849 [Report]
>>96225067
>What are you some kind of fag?
I think if he was a fag he'd have no problem with pirates.
Anonymous No.96226941 [Report]
I like the idea of vampire pirates (ignoring the water thing) whose ships basically function as submarines until they see a nigga and then they have there mage cast darkness around the area as they rise above the water to attack and find victims. They would basically have there own version of the Atlantic Slave Trade but it's it's just meat bags to sell blood too with them trying to find "rare" blood types from those of nobles and sorcererers and exotic races
Anonymous No.96227016 [Report] >>96227135 >>96229680
>>96225014 (OP)
Having done it, here are my findings.
* Don't use D&D. The combat assumptions are all wrong, the magic is all wrong, it will take too much work to convert.
* Don't replicate D&D in system B either.
* To feel piratical the apex combat builds must be swashbucklers with pistols. If you allow axe chads, snipers or the like too much power your parties will not have recognisable pirates in them.
* You must balance action scenes and acrobatics with combat: this keeps players from over encumbered builds or using heavy armour.
* Pistols and rifles add a whole new dimension to combat. Everyone has a likely one-hit attack in their pocket, and when they choose to use it is a massive tactical element.
* A ship has a large crew. Players with their own ship can throw junior ratings at problems. Design for this, and allow it. It's not one locked door, it's a series which must be broken down by teams of men, etc. Individual action can be provoked where the PCs do not want to be spotted (big groups are obvious) or where superstition holds back all non-PC crew.
* Shift your fictional base away from Tolkien pastiche (elves, dwarves) and towards later pulp and Indiana Jones. Magic must be rare, or just this side of plausible ("luck" and the like), and sourced from powerful entities with their own motives. Supernatural horrors in the third act only.
* Life at sea was gross and brutal in our history. Pirate media downplays it a little, but must have an element of "most people want to settle down or sail only to accomplish a worthy goal"
* Non-human player races are probably better served as being variant humans (born at sea, in a giant swamp, in the choking fumes of a city) with exaggerated traits. Avoid real world races not for sensitivity but because the arguments WILL stall your game.
* Finery and jewelry are required for access to society. Full battle rattle is not acceptable in towns unless you sack them.
* Magic should be mostly a costly tradeoff. Often Faustian.
Anonymous No.96227124 [Report]
>>96225406
Piss off retard. Idiots need to be called out.
Bet you didn't even sage, faggot.
Anonymous No.96227129 [Report]
I think you guys are getting too caught up on the sexual part of the question
Anonymous No.96227135 [Report] >>96227136
>>96227016
What the fuck are you even talking about? Aren't you embarassed to type all this shit in response to a logical fallacy? Most of it doesn't even make sense. And what is wrong with your formatting?
Anonymous No.96227136 [Report] >>96227198 >>96227582
>>96227135
Why do you keep acting like your an intellectual
Anonymous No.96227198 [Report]
>>96227136
I don't think we've talked before, faggot.
Anonymous No.96227582 [Report]
>>96227136
You're a fake and a fraud.
Anonymous No.96228051 [Report] >>96228503 >>96229636
>>96225629
I saw the thumbnail and got hit by a wave of nostalgia, god. Take me back.
Anonymous No.96228503 [Report] >>96229636
>>96228051
You were a kissless virgin then and you are a kissless virgin now
Anonymous No.96229385 [Report]
Anyone know why spamming and shitposting is just allowed on /tg/ now?
Anonymous No.96229440 [Report] >>96233629
>>96225014 (OP)
>What are some ways of making "Pirate Fantasy" more interesting and less sexual?
Like this.
Anonymous No.96229445 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)

Why would you do that? Pirates were always sexual in fiction. The only exeception I can think of is Stevenson, really.
Anonymous No.96229487 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
I was thinking that the scale of this guy's boat seems really fucked up but the more I looked at it the less sense just about every aspect of the image made.
>look up "pirate wizard"
>all the book covers are AI generated
>all of the reviews look like they were written by ChatGPT
oh okay
Anonymous No.96229636 [Report]
>>96228051
They were better times, Anon.
Shitstains like >>96228503 weren't born yet, so they can't appreciate them.
Anonymous No.96229680 [Report]
>>96227016
All good and all but you didn't address the overwhelming sexuality of the setting as the OP needs to
Anonymous No.96233547 [Report]
>>96225541
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
Anonymous No.96233629 [Report] >>96233762 >>96234251
>>96229440
>pirates were le democratic
The earlier buccaneers, yes
The later pirates could become highly authoritarian and rule by harsh law
>pirates were not racist
Pirates were slavers and extremely racist
>women pirates existed
no
Anne Bonny and mary read are a meme
>le pirate republic
A term that was never used back in the day. the pirates on nassau weren't even republicans as well, most were loyal to the hanoverian regime and many were jacobites
>former privateer
Virtually all pirates were privateers. No pirates identified with the term pirate and saw themselves as privateers continuing their earlier privateering after the war had ended
Anonymous No.96233762 [Report] >>96234251 >>96234490 >>96236695
>>96233629
>Pirates were slavers and extremely racist
They were also religious bigots. The things Prots and Catholics would do to helpless captives of the opposite sect would curl the hair of a person living today.

The Gold and Gunpowder channel on jewtube is a good source of actual pirate content as it pertains to the Golden Age in the Caribbean, as related by a thoroughly autistic Finn.

Auntie Nyan-Nyan unrelated.
Anonymous No.96234099 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
Furry Pirates.HPD0W
Anonymous No.96234251 [Report] >>96234367
>>96233762
>>96233629
This is about fantasy pirates so who gives a shit
Anonymous No.96234367 [Report]
>>96234251
Both of those posts are addressing another post besides OP. No offense, but your bait just isn't very interesting for actual discussion.
Anonymous No.96234490 [Report]
>>96233762
>as related by a thoroughly autistic Finn.
I wondered what that goofy accent was.
Anonymous No.96234780 [Report]
OP is yet to answer what the fuck is so sexual about pirates that it rustles his jimmies.
Anonymous No.96235184 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
just make one piece without the hot chicks if you're that gay
Anonymous No.96236695 [Report]
>>96233762
A
CAT
IS
FINE
TOO
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Anonymous No.96236883 [Report]
>>96225014 (OP)
>pirates
>less fruity
What are you? A fag?