Thread 96244953

>calls himself a wargamer
>has only ever played Warhammer 40k

i look like this

>>96244953 (OP)
>Calls himself OP
>Has started numerous shitstarting threads all with the same gay image

CuRiOuS
SAGE

>>96244953 (OP)
He once upvoted a reddit post about one page rules

My ex looks like this

>>96245355
Most fags do

>>96244953 (OP)
Didn't you already post this shit earlier? Who even is this dude? Is he relevant to anything or are you just obsessed?

>>96245732
OP wanted to fuck him but he was too much of a disgusting faggot for even this guy to touch. Now he's trying to cope by spamming the board.

>>96245355
Gay or femanon?

>>96246007
Both. She was a butch with PCOS who dgaf about shaving.

>>96244953 (OP)
>calls himself a wargamer
>has only ever played Warhammer 40k
>actually only played a demo game
>has a bunch of unpainted minis
>will keep buying more
>repeats complaints about the newest codex for armies he doesn't play
>hasn't read the pile of old codices he keeps buying anyways

>>96244953 (OP)
>calls himself a wargamer
>has only ever played Warhammer 40k 3ed and will never play any nuhammer garbage

>call myself a wargamer
>only ever paint miniatures, have no idea how to play any games

>>96246014
The cliche of lesbians moving with the first woman that looks in their direction is proven true once again

>>96244953 (OP)
>says he's a massive wargames fan
>doesn't even know who Matthew Broderick is

>>96244953 (OP)
I don't even know who this is, you will need to explain the purpose of your crusade against him if you want me to think you anything but a schizo.

>>96246358
The one from Inspector Gadget?

>>96244953 (OP)
Why does he resides rent free in your head?

>>96244953 (OP)
>Has played WHFB, ToW, 40k, AOS, KoW, Dystopian wars, Firestorm Armada, Pike and shotte, Dust Warfare, Pike and shotte epic, Black power epic, Hail Caesar epic. Flames of War and Team Yankee
Get on my level

>>96244953 (OP)
>calls himself an athlete
>has only ever played one sport
Check mate, op

>>96246800
That's right. A real athlete can do it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTglaPQhYpY

>>96246800
Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1FCarwVjlc

>>96246093
didn't know that was a cliche

>>96244953 (OP)
There's so much about his appearance that's just wrong, but all it'd take for him to look decent is to wash that ridiculous dye from his hair, get a proper haircut and beard trim and wear more flattering clothing.

Why can't people in this hobby put in the minimum amount of effort into not looking (and smelling) like shit?

>>96255643
Severe mental illness. This nigger in particular got cucked really hard and has a literally retarded daughter he has to look after

>>96244953 (OP)

I don't understand what people are getting out of playing that way.

>>96246014

>PCOS

Huh, so that probably explains why two women in my university gaming club had facial hair(one had a mustache, the other one had civil war style mutton chop sideburns). And this was the mid/late 00's before the gendergoblin thing really took off.

>>96245355
considering you are talking about a woman, I am scared.

>>96244953 (OP)
>has only ever played Warhammer 40k
I've tried OP. I really have.
I have asked in the LGS Discord server for games that aren't Warhammer.
Got no responses. Nobody is interested.

>>96256222
>asking discord trannies
There’s your problem anon. Go to wargame conventions and meet new people who actually take care of themselves, paint their minis, and craft terrain

>>96244953 (OP)
No more Shark threads.

>>96244953 (OP)
>calls himself a wargamer
>plays Warhammer 40k, a wargame

>>96246671
How was Black Powder? Been wanting to buy into the game for a awhile.

>>96256180
PCOS is wild. Either they look like men and have beards or the biggest fattest tits on earth.

>>96256180
>I don't understand what people are getting out of playing that way.
You asking the wrong question anon.

>>96256271
This is clearly a whale thread

>>96256222

Non-GW wargamers usually hang out of Facebook.

>>96246078
Playing games is for fat incels like the guy in OP. Calling someone a nogames is not the insult you think it is

>>96256395
chances are the sign is there because of one particular group of World of Darkness LARPers back in the 90s

>>96256285
40k isn't a wargame, it's a board game

>>96256367
What’s the better question I should be asking about these sort of “people”?

>>96256222
Because only 40kucks use discord, you mong lmao. /hwg/ and /awg/ players play with friends, clubs, or Facebook groups.
Going to look for authentic wargamers on discord is like looking for a decent wife in a brothel

>>96256285
Warhammer 40k is a T-sport or "Tabletop Sport", not a wargame

>>96256525
I've noticed most non-40k players use a discord too, they have the link hidden in a private facebook group as a gatekeeping method.

>>96246450
No, The Producers

>>96244953 (OP)
hey faggot

STOP FUCKING SPAMING THIS GUY

>>96256642
>the 40kuck recoils at his own reflection

>>96256525
My Glorious Anecdotal Evidence > your pathetic cope allegations
Discord is much better to use than facebook. Fucking hated using facebook.

>>96256771
>Discord is much better to use than facebook. Fucking hated using facebook.

>>96256503
Board games can have some pretty good maps.

>>96256805
Please saar, continue to use facebook, meta stock prices very high saar.

>>96256805
Would tabletop be improved by enforcing formal dress? I mean, historical playing boomers already do the port and cigars bit

>>96256805
Do you have any other pics OP? You post this 2-3 times per thread every thread

>>96256771
Everyone hates facebook, but thats where boomers and old grogs (the main groups who play games other than 40k and GW shit) hang out

>>96256880
It's funny that you think it's only one guy who keeps posting this pic, instead of realizing that it's become a meme pic because its a succinct representation of the average modern 40k player

>>96257040
I introduced that pic of that retard to /tg like two weeks. Shits just poignant and speaks volumes. Like someone else already said they recoil when they see their own reflection

>>96256805
Oh no no no no! Bahahaha wtf
>two chums getting their own game sorted right next to him while he stares vacantly off at the distant floor, hand crinkled up involuntarily due to severe autism
This might be the better version, are there more?

>>96255635
Lesbians have literally zero standards.

>>96245355
Please be London

>>96256716
suck start a shotgun asswipe

>>96257378
thanks for making this board that much worse asshole
fucking kill yourself you unfunny piece of shit

>>96257985
>>96257992
The only person who would possibly get this assmad about an image of a gross loser being posted on the internet is the gross loser in question
Tell us more about yourself and how to ruin every game store you waddle into. We’re listening

>>96257992
Who’s trying to be funny? Pic speaks for itself and is truly worth a thousand words. Maybe you don’t know how a literal image board works

>>96244953 (OP)
>calls himself a wargamer
>plays a popular wargame
what's the issue

>>96258419
>40k
>wargame
Kek

>>96258419
Son, it’s been many many editions since 40k even resembled a wargame

I don't get it, the hair dye is pretty gay but I don't get it.

>>96258668
Nothing to get. That thing is completely soulless and devoid of all genuine purpose. It is the sum of degeneracy, dysmorphia, and conspicuous consumption

>>96256503
"Battle ready" Death guard army on an abortion of a board.

Every time.

>>96258737
We don’t all have your autism, so we can see these obvious things yes

>>96259065
You don't see it tho. You guess it. Only a fool places so much trust to a guess.

>>96259082
Your autism is really showing

>>96258492
This. "Wargames" are meant to simulate WAR on the tabletop. 40k makes no attempt to simulate science fantasy WAR anymore, instead it seems like it's trying to simulate a game of laser tag or some hero shooter video game like Marvel Rivals

>>96258145
>>96258193

You have to go back.

>>96257040
>modern
So the same as always, but with purple hair now

>>96259658
False. Cope. You're fat.

>>96256395
>When you're sending Granny off and a bunch of faggots start trying to siphon her soul.

>>96259962
Behind them are fat guys. And in this picture are future fat ugly guys. Like you.

>>96260048
>more cope
This is unironically why you're fat

>>96260129
Why are you fat?

>>96259384
Ok boomer

>calls himself a wargamer
>never promotes or even posts about alternatives
>instead foreverially spams the same outrage addict images and malds about 40k

>>96256222
inept retard
might as well try picking up straight chicks at roller derby

>>96259384
This. Those Frontline Gaming Faggots turned 40k into an e-sport

>>96257502
Pretty sure it's gays who just fuck around at the drop of a hat. I thought the meme about lesbians was that they wait and then form serious relationships?

>>96258905
Those are World Eaters vs Drukhari

>>96244953 (OP)
I never heard of Warhammer before /tg/, but I've always played stupid map games, even made my own