Previous thread >>96243748
Poole can't draw edition

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>TQ
What's your favorite official art on a card?
Here's mine. Official wotc promo art using AI

Wotc statement on ai
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Re-asking >>96252705

Will you play the kpop and romance novel cards anon?

>>96252758
>hmm what would (IP) be like as a magic card"
Which is what wotc has clearly done over the years as well without having the right for that license.

>>96252851
going wide with zombie tokens then using lords to make them huge is another way to win.

>>96252853
No, but I am not immune to propaganda. Just has to be the right flavor.

>>96252869
My concern is getting blown out by boardwipes. Should I be packing counterspells since I'm in blue to try and stop that from happening?
Idk how many counters a non control deck should have.

>everyone needs to be honest and admit that they thought of "hmm what would (IP) be like as a magic card" more than once while at work, UB is just the realization of that
People have also fucking wondered who would win in a fight between Goku and Young Sheldon, it doesn't mean Fox should start filming.

>>96252853
where's my kamen rider UB

>>96252891
This argument would be applicable here but only if fox already made 12 different TV shows who are that but it's just gobu against young shelbon instead of goku and Sheldon

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96252817 (OP)
>What's your favorite official art on a card?

That's really hard to decide. I do really like Celestial Ancient.

>post your most recent deck
Pic related. As something I just threw together not to be strong, it's incredibly resilient and won half the games in our group. Bant is based, and Jenara is basically there for the colors but can be a win con. Nobody thinks much of it when you're just pillow-forting yourself with walls. Reveillark/Karmic Guide Blasting station is the real wincon.

Magic should definitely do a UB crossover with persona 5, surely nothing bad will happen.

>>96252901
We will probably get a power rangers secret lair at some point.

>>96252920
Old art isn't better than AI just because its old. I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Yo this card is kinda real

>>96252553
I got the forest and swamp, they are kinda cool.

>>96252931
Shut the fuck up, it's iconic. I don't know what perspective is and can't draw either.

>>96252943
Forgot my epic drawing

>>96252931
Ur right old art is better for many other reasons
Like artists actually being able to draw

>>96252943
>Iconic
That doesn't make it good, its laughable art on a card that just happened to be great.

>>96252920
>>96252880
Whatever you say buddy.

>>96252918
Kek based

>>96252882
imo a deck should pack around 10 removal pieces, if you want those all to be counters you do you.

>>96252959
Refer to the old thread, Poole can draw even though drawings by retarded children in kindergarten look better.
>perspective?
>scale?
>I'm Poole, I can't draw and I have mongoloids who defend me online for free

>>96252851
Turn them sideways

>>96252891
A lot more people thought of goku as a magic card though and that's what matters

>>96252882
I run a zombie deck that focuses on being able to recover and constantly come back. I pack lots of self mill and all the "return all creatures from graveyard" cards I can. Living death, patriarch's bidding, awakening hall, zombie apocalypse etc.

>>96252940
Where did these come from?

>>96253030
These
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/secret-lair-chaos-vault-commander-reinforcements-for-edge-of-eternities

>>96253016
Ah yes, because all things should be beholden to the hivemind 90 IQ consoomer collective.

UB: KPop

>>96253038
Oh they stealth dropped another lair

>>96253053
This but Nielsen

I am here to shill this big pig once again
>Absolutely retarded huge for 5 mana
>Only gets better against lots of tokens or battlecruiser pods
It blows my mind how few decks run this. It smashes every other stat stick at the same rate into the dirt and it's absolutely trivial to give it trample or just fling it.

>>96252901
I think only a JoJo or The Amazing Digital Circus UB would tempt me at this point

>>96253080
You'd be surprised how many people out there will be like "what's the point? It doesn't have trample"

>>96253080
what's the point? It doesn't have trample

>Poole drew Crusade
So that's why retarded (redundant, I know) racists on 4chan have to defend him
I get why redditors defend his shitty art.

Remember not to fall for bait

>>96253021
I am doing a lot of self milling, I'll look in to it. Thanks anon.
Living death kind of scares me since it brings everybody elses stuff back too, but it also pseudo board wipes.

>>96253113
But it is so tasty

>>96252987
I like it

>>96252987
How tiny is that book hanging on that chain. How big is the owl? How small are those chairs.
An art teacher in 3rd grade would give this probably a F.

>>96253050
I HATE THE SHAREHOLDERS!

>it's a shitty drawing, but it's old and on a card therefore it's good, because... it just is, OKAY???
Impeccable argument.

>>96253113
Its so hard! And I so rarely get the opportunity to be smarter than someone else! I have to! I HAVE to!

Decided to get a crop of this on a playmat, cant wait to see how it turns out

>those old shitty drawings aren't shitty
>anybody who isn't blind and calls them shitty is just trolling
>phew, that was close , I'm so smart

>>96252987
This one is nice. It is also owl appreciation day

>>96253149
Just the titties, right?

>>96252987
Feeding an AI image generator with his shitty drawings might explain why AI drawings have nonsensical architecture, stair cases that go nowhere, background merging with other elements. Embarrassing

>>96253113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUQyEr-sg0

>>96253028
Great drawing and today is suleiman appreciation day.

>Test run my Tidus precon with a big overhaul in cards done to it
>Keep a hand I thought might work, which turned out to be kind of ass
>O'aka and t3 Mystic Remora, kept Remora at 1 upkeep counter due to O'aka
>Get pic related out
>Keep eating counters with O'aka or moving them with Tidus so Yojimbo remains at II & III
>Slowly burning to death due to the Y'shtola and 40K grixis precon
>People keep tapping out and then swinging at me, before I ask them if they pay the Yojimbo tax, which they don't
>Starts their turn by exiling my only flyer
>Immediately know he's going to try and take me out of the game
>Say nothing, he taps down all the way until he only has 1 mana
>"I swing at you for lethal"
>Ask him the stats, keywords and effects since he's at the opposite side of the table. He informs me
>"Alright yep, can't do anything about that. Oh btw did you pay your Yojimbo tax?"
>Calls himself an idiot and swings elsewhere
>Get out Rikku who makes some of my guys unblockable
>Get out Arwen
>Slippery Bogbonder Arwen, yoinking some more lore counters from Yojimbo
>Proliferate Arwen, using her ability to ditch indestructible for lifelink. The counters make some of my creatures indestructible
>Knock Y'shtola out of the game, knock 40K out of the game
>Final player was Satya, who Swords to Plowshared the lethal unblockable Yojimbo, who'd been around for about 6+ turns sitting at lore I-III, saving me with Ghostly Prison tax
>Recover from 8 to like 25 due to lifelink
>Have a beautiful scrappy hellbent battle with Satya, who even smacks down a Coveted Jewel
>In the end, get him down to 4, but he manages to find the line to win

It's only been test run 1. Most noncreature counters stuff probably isn't a great idea, and I'm spread way too thin with noncreature counters, keyword counters, and +1/+1 counters. I'm not too sure keyword counters have much of a place alongside +1/+1 counters, but damn it I'll be trying it!

>>96253177
I mean the titties are included for sure, but not just them
Speaking of, I was very tempted to get this on a mat to go with the normal booba one i have, just to swap it out one night and see if any of my friends notice or call me out on it

Something about the old art just makes me want to play it
I started playing in 2015, this isn't nostalgia. Idk what it is but its not strictly quality either.

>>96253060
Fuck you

>>96253038
I cant imagine anyone still buys these

>>96253240
I bought them
They arrived within 36 hourws

>>96253245
May I ask why?
Do you actually like the art?

>finish the deck list
>put off buying the cards for a month, prices start to spike
the fuck is making Adaptive Omnitool jump gdi

>>96253256
I actually really like the Alien Auroras art and also I needed a crucible of worlds anyway.
The other one I have no idea why I got it honestly.

>>96253263
I dunno actually

whats a fun enchantress commander? was thinking of doing something dumb like kykar but my only noncreature spells are enchantments but i feel like that would still get me hated out

>>96253263
Probably the recent artifact focused set and commander precon

>>96253281

>powercrept as fuck capeshit mana rock
kill all marvel fans

>>96253284
There are older bird-related cards like Flurry of Wings, Perch Protection, and Seaside Haven that went through the same (presumably) after Choco got released. That's what I get for being lazy

>>96253276
Well at least someone is getting some joy out of them
Personally I wouldnt put them anywhere near my edh decks

>TQ
shame the card itself is poopy poop unplayable dogshit

Is Prishe's Wandering the only ramp spell she can copy? Other than auras/mutate shit I mean.

>>96252853
Romantasy has actual potential to be a cool set, especially if it actually leaned on the classical ideals of romance that included manly men being manly and women being maidens worth fighting for. It would require leaning into gooner fantasies and good art though, neither of which WOTC would ever do. It'd just be a set of fat kween lesbos, power bottom twinks, and 2023 Aragorn+Arwen couples. K-Pop is laughable bad, it's fair and away the worst UB I can possibly think of. I'd rather play with ponies and paw patrol cards than IRL plastic Koreans.

>>96253452
If WOTC wants the female audience they need to lean into that, but probably make the men into dangerous werewolves that also want to eat them.

What are your favorite B draw spells?

>>96252891
>everyone needs to be honest and admit that they thought of "hmm what would (IP) be like as a magic card" more than once while at work, UB is just the realization of that

I've literally never once thought like this because I'm not a Fortnite retard who needs to have everything I like jammed into one setting. I can understand that different franchises have different appeals and strengths and that they shouldn't be mashed together just to appease my childish sensibilities. I like Star Wars. I like Star Trek. I have never ever thought about or wanted to see the Enterprise fight Star Destroyers. I have never wanted to see Conan fighting orcs with the Fellowship. That's an infantile way of thinking.

>>96253470
The one they won't let me play with.

>>96253452
cute art

>>96253452
gay art

>>96253470
I do like that one, but for me it's Phyrexian Arena.

>Can get it out turns 1-3
>not usually a big enough threat to get nuked
>draws cards throughout the game for basically nothing
>Sun Titan brings it back

>>96253452
vtumors would be slightly worse but K-pop is a heinously bad choice

>>96253487
gay bolas

>>96253459
As long as the set wasn't 90% muh diversityshit like every other UW set is I wouldn't care if femcel furry gooners got some bones (heh) thrown their way. I'm beyond sick of every UW set visually being nothing but rich urbanite coast city Americans as conceptualized by corporate AI image generators.

>>96253478
Crossovers have been going since before anybody ITT had even been in the womb, there's nothing wrong or infantile about them as long as they're entertaining and respect the source material. I'm not saying every crossover is good, God knows that the LOTR one made me assflustered, but I am saying there's nothing wrong with them on occasion. You can get irritated with oversaturation on them, of course, but denying them outright is pretty gay

>>96253470
I'm sure people would have all kinds of criticism for this card but to me it's fun.

>>96253522
Crossovers have always been trashy, cheesy and blatant money grabs.

>>96253522
Crossovers are peak Reddit and always have been. I understand their appeal to stupid childish people but it doesn't stop them from being stupid and childish and utterly destroying the source material.

>the numbers
>theyre in
>ur not going to like em
I'd have to play three games a week in perpetuity to keep up with the amount if testing I want to do
I play like one game a month atm
Fuck

>>96252817 (OP)
>>TQ

Crossovers have always been based

>>96253528
Is there any world where this isn't just 3 mana "each opponent loses 3 life"?

>>96253552
What year were you diagnosed autistic?

>>96252853
>romantasy meant to appeal to women
What would the card "Gangbanged by Werewolves" do?

>>96253561
Majority of consumers like crossovers which is why they are successful. Seems you're the autistic one.

>>96252817 (OP)
we posting ai art?

>>96253552
Chess.com sponsored a disc golf event
Thats the only bases crossover I can think of

>>96253529
>>96253531
Homer's Odyssey was the biggest crossover for its time. The concept of smashing two story universes together has been going on since the dawn of time.

>>96253565
I have never met an autist in my life who didn't think smushing his special interests together would be the coolest shit ever. Literally just look at Chris Chan with CWCville.
All UB proves is that the Magic playerbase is disproportionately autistic.

>>96253555
>misreads the card
You just paid 9 life for my 3 mana

>>96253565
>he majority of people on the planet - especially those prone to consuming pop culture media - are dumb and tasteless!

Yes anon we already know this.

>>96253588
>for EACH of those cards
>ANY OPPONENT pays 3 life
You have 3 opponents bud. If they each agree to lose 3, you have exiled 3 cards and caused 3 life loss to each opponent. No one is losing 9 unless only 1 opponent takes the responsibility of cockblocking you.

>>96253080
this is a cool find, take the multani pill as well

>>96253080
I want to cast the pig

Why is phyrexian altar $70? I swear it was like $20 last time I looked at it.

>>96253563
>>96252853
Man if they actually just canonized romantasy and had sexy fae and shit, I would buy it. But they literally never will because ostensibly the game is for 13 and up. The best you're ever going to get is gay shit in Secret Lairs.

>>96253611
Why not just blame the jews? All you trump supporting nazis blame them for everything else

>>96253598
Yeah this would be a shit card on a 4 player game I agree

>>96253470
it fun

>>96253621
Bro are you in the wrong thread?

Is animar a well know commander to get hated on. Or is he based?

>>96253579
>Homer's Odyssey was the biggest crossover for its time.

Practically no stories have survived from those times. We have no idea what other writings there were or weren't at the time. Most of the surviving stories we have from the pre-modern era were chosen by monks with no oversight choosing which scattered manuscripts still existed in the medieval ages to preserve and many of those monks very well could have been brainless capeshitters picking and choosing what to preserve based on their moral autism and infantile sensibilities. For all we know the Odyssey was written by some autist monk in the 557 AD. For all we know it was roundly mocked and considered infantile capeshit by the ancient greeks and romans. Saying crossovers are acceptable because some retards in the past wrote some retarded works its an absolutely retarded argument. Should feces consumption be considered normal because there was once a caveman who had coprophilia?

>>96253621
>everyone is American

>>96253629
I guess that wasn't super fair, its just hard living in a fascist state sometimes
Im sorry

>think pic related is neat
>actually want to make ooze tribal
>all the best commanders don't interact with oozes at all
>despite a lot of GU and GUB commanders it's an overwhelmingly green creature type
>there are TWO monoblue oozes
>one is Final Fantasy

>>96253633
Bug chaser tier

>>96253583
Yeah UB lovers really remind me of Dimensional Merge types. Reminds me of the people who stood up in the theater and cheered when Spooder Men showed up in the Avengers movie.

>>96253651
I hate consoomers so fucking much.

>>96253644
Why does it have to be tribal? Cant you just build your deck in a way to benefit from this enchantment and be happy when you get to cast it?

maladaptive behavior and mtg really do go hand in hand

>>96253572
This art is nice.

>>96253621
Sir this is a magic the gathering general

>>96253649
don't know what that means

>>96253644
it's for landfall tokens tribal

>>96253671
nosewater is jewish thoever

>watching old deck techs on CMDRDecks
>knowing full well the format never could have stayed that way forever
I dont want to go back, but I do want to bring some of the magic of trade binder fodder decks to the modern era

>>96253675
Homosexuals who purposefully get STDs

>>96253662
>Why does it have to be tribal?
Because tribal is _______fun______
>Cant you just build your deck in a way to benefit from this enchantment and be happy when you get to cast it?
Building a 100 card deck around a card that is not in the command zone is a bad idea.
>>96253679
I will NOT play landfall sloppa and you CAN'T make me!

>>96253656
It was all millennial adults too. None of the other teens cheered or clapped, I only heard like one kid a few rows back go "Wow!" Embarrassing behavior.

>>96253644
Do you need a commander with the word 'ooze' on it or something?
This dude seems to bridge the gap between the +1/+1 counters ooze cards and the token ooze cards.

>>96253563
gangbanged by werewolves
2GG
Sorcery
Tap target creature, put X stun counters on that creature and create X offspring tokens of that creature where X is the number of werewolves you control.

>>96253694
>Building a 100 card deck around a card that is not in the command zone is a bad idea
Its disgusting how much build around me brain has infected this format

>>96253686
add 'before:2010' to your yt search if you want to cause yourself mental anguish
https://youtu.be/wVVbi5lFNco

>>96253686
>>96253713
adding to this https://youtu.be/ROIglHu6S50

>>96253699
It's not a proper tribal deck if the commander isn't in the tribe. The only compromise I'm willing to make on that is pic related being the best skelly commander because inexplicably there are exactly 8 legendary skeletons and none of them interact with skeletons at all. At least this guy making skellies is a synergy.
>>96253700
I keked

>>96253731
IMO the commander doesn't have to be the tribe, but they should list the tribe on their effect somewhere.

>>96253520
What is that picture, surely that's not real

>>96253728
soul

>>96253731
I got him in a draft but I don't own all the untap artifacts that I listed for someone several threads ago

>>96253634
NTA but holy fuck you're really reaching there

>>96253563
Something something tap human you control something something werewolves get +1/+1s

>>96253742
fantasy smut novels are the most bottom of the barrel shit possible, man. That pic is fairly mundane if anything.

>>96253563
Why are sexual fantasies ok for women but not for men

>>96253756
>I can't disprove or even argue against your point so I'll imply you're an idiot without addressing it in any way!

Thanks for your concession! Let's move on.

>>96253768
Because you as a man can't get off unless you're the one exploiting women. There's nothing you can do that's right or not degrading.
Don't look at that woman fantasizing about The Beast from the disney movie.

>>96253742
>monsters and artifacts

It's the next Innistrad precon

>>96253741
That's a reasonable take. Thinking about it, pic would count, sure.
>>96253752
I don't think there are enough black creatures that benefit from losing their abilites to justify making it an untap subtheme. There are surprisingly few black creatures that just have high power too. So currently your best options for reanimating with Xu number around half a dozen.
The way I'm building him is just a robust reanimator package with a skeleton tribal subtheme so that when I to Xu-rez shit it'll get buffed.

>>96253768
>>96253796
I don't know how you can look at a multi-billion dollar porn industry and say it's "not okay" for men to have sexual fantasies.

>>96253815
>enough black creatures
They don't exile, so you can just skeletonize them every time they die again. Unhappy let's you do multiple. There's only like three(?) repeatable untap effects you can run, so it's not even enough to call it a "subtheme", just extra value if you get one.

>>96253742
>he doesn't know
I want you to sit down and think about all popular fictional media for women. It's not all literally werewolves, but it is all "strong successful man wants to fuck me, but also maybe kill/eat me???"

>TQ

>>96253820
Because I'm looking at the societal double standard.
It's okay for those bodice ripper novels to be sold in supermarkets to horny women, in other words it's normalized.
However if you're a man who watches porn you are nothing but a low life incel freak

Men who have sexual fetishes are gross creeps, while women who have sexual fetishes are sexy and kinky

It has nothing to do with how much money is in the porn industry or the fact that porn is made for men

>>96253694
>can't figure out a way to build a deck in green that floods the board with creatures with less than 6 power
>uses the commander as training wheels
Zoomer?

>>96253834
I personally just don't see the value. Reanimating with an effect where the only cost is tapping is pretty good, but there's other ways to have repeatable sac triggers in black. Pic related will get you a lot of fucking mileage for one thing. But then you could just also spawn a bunch of rat tokens or something.
Idk I just don't see it worth putting more than maybe 1 card slot into getting multiple activations a turn with Xu. I think it's best utilized in a deck that just Entombs the best Xu target in your deck turn 1.

>>96253834
>>96253861
The trick with Xu is you reanimate the thing, then you sac it again with a "not dead after all" effect. Now it comes back again (triggering all your aristocrat stuff), but as the original card.

>>96253857
What an absolutely fascinating way to misunderstand a post. I neither said nor implied any of that.

I like the idea of an enchantment that makes all my shit oozes so much that I want an ooze tribal deck but I'm disappointed in the options for ooze commanders. Where did you fail to understand?

>>96253856
girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. this double standard has been around for much longer than this generation

>>96253856
>It's okay for those bodice ripper novels to be sold in supermarkets to horny women, in other words it's normalized.
>However if you're a man who watches porn you are nothing but a low life incel freak
Don't know where you live but I'd be extremely surprised if your local supermarket doesn't sell softcore porn magazines.
>Men who have sexual fetishes are gross creeps, while women who have sexual fetishes are sexy and kinky
I think this is way more to do with societal standards that men set. You aren't interested in the sexual activities of other men, you are interested in the sexual activities of women. Ergo you wish to promote women being sexy and respond with disgust to men openly being sexual

>>96253866
The mad lad is working on his monoblack blink

>>96253861
>Pic related
Oopsie doodles, forgot the kitty

>>96253782
>guiz trust me they thought the Oddesy was crossover slop

I want something like this:
3BG
Enchantment
Sacrifice three creatures: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand

>>96253897

Thoughts on this lad in here: https://archidekt.com/decks/4836920/your_life_ends_five_turns_from_now_balan_wandering_knight

My pod has a few combo decks, but honestly last time I got blown the fuck out was by a Zimone and this probably isn't going to help against that at all.

>>96253897
Dead return, but a return to hand could probably be cheaper than three sacs

>>96253897
best I can do

>>96253579
>unironically comparing an ancient work of mythology to modern crossover cash grabs
Kek.

>>96253897
>>96253950

>>96253897
good luck

>>96253955
sus

Kept Safe And Sound
1U
Enchantment
Exile a card from your hand: return target card you own in exile to your hand.

>>96253975
AMOGUS????

>>96253897
Its not exactly it but I love this card

need big titties edits for proxies

>>96253998
Very cool in universe cards wizards!

>>96253869
This makes sense
>I like the idea of an enchantment that makes all my shit oozes
This does not
>no ooze tribal = give up on a card that excites me
Especially considering the mimeoplasm exists.
Your brain has not yer tapped into how deep the card pool is, dont allow scryfall's lack of search results discourage you from making use of a cool card
Put some effort in.

>>96254037
>>no ooze tribal = give up on a card that excites me
>Especially considering the mimeoplasm exists.
I mean I don't know how else to say this to you. I'm disappointed that there are no ooze commanders that care about you controlling oozes and oozes as a creature type might as well be monogreen which does not interest me.

hehe amogus

>>96253634
Muslims saved everything that we know about ancient Greece. Christians, monks and otherwise, burned most of it for whatever retarded religious reason by the way.

>>96253651
Reminds me of magic players who joyfully screech and scream whenever they talk about the absolutely cringeworthy Shakespeare quotes on old mtg cards. Now those are some epic crossovers according to those retards

>>96253692
This is a made-up phenomenon that mongoloids invented and even dumber brainlets like you perpetuated. It's fake.

>>96254093
completely false

>>96254127
>being this naive.

>>96254093
And the French at one point were pretty cool. Shame how time makes fools of us all

>>96254137
Nuh-uh!

>>96253954
>ancient stories weren't slop, because... they just can't be, OKAY??!?

>>96253451
gargos tech

>>96254130
Sure, retard, go ahead, prove me wrong.

>>96254137
>no source
Stay triggered by things that gay people do in you in your delusional mind, schizo.

>>96253644
just build Omori as the commander. You can play it mono-G, or Golgari, and use Slime Against Humanity as the core of your creatures.
Name Sorcery with Omori, and now you're paying just 2 mana to make big creatures, and staying in-tribe

>>96253451
there are more

>>96254167
>4 mana to ramp a single basic
what the fuck

>>96254167
>>96254202
neato

>my bros and I play every weekend and have been playing games since like 2006 and this year I've been learning to barbecue so we serve up pork tacos for us to eat with our wives and kids and we get shithoused on beers while our brats run around and our wives play cards
oh shit bros the good times are here

>>96254208
one more

>tq
Here's mine

>>96254217
>can't imagine having kids
>can't imagine having a wife
>can't imagine having friends
sorry you've completely lost me

>>96254217
Don't care

>>96254227
hmm I hadn't thought about treasures,

TQ:
still my favorite card

>>96252817 (OP)
>What's your favorite official art on a card?
Too bad Thoracle is a faggoty card

>>96254243
Is there a reason why the eye color is different in the reflection?

>>96254176
> in you in your
Imagine being this upsetti on behalf of homosexuals you'll never meet.... unless...

>>96254257
>still no proof
>upsetti
Keep imagining things and stay triggered by those delusions, schizo

>>96254243
The idea is cool, execution sucks, because the angles and position of the dino are not correct for a reflection like that. Amateur mistake.

>3 mana to draw the "worst" 3 spells off the top 10 of your library
>can politic to get better cards
Surprised this isn't played more. Is it just because it's a sorcery?

>>96254260
I saw an image on 4chan that proved it

>>96254275
I played it recently. I played brainstorm, put two cards on top of my library, played manifold insights, then I got the two cards I brain stormed away and some other bad card I don't remember.

>>96254255
It's to symbolize that the reflection is another dinosaur, or the potential for it.
Read the effect.

>>96254093
Retard

>>96254243
Zoomer

>>96254170
The onus is on you

>>96254304
nuh-uh

>>96253634
Proof for any of this?

>>96254127
Nope

Any ideas in how to make this work outside of shit like archangle of thune and cathers?

>>96254312

>>96254316
I don't know and I don't care to know.

>untap
>draw
>attack
>land for turn
>cast an extra turn
>untap
>draw
>attack
>land for turn
>cast an extra turn
>untap
>draw
>attack
>land for turn
>put some creatures on the field and leave some mana open
>pass
>one or two minutes tops

>landfall player sighs heavily and complains that extra turns slow the game down too much
>spends ten minutes trying to remember how many land drops he's made replaying the same fetchland from his graveyard over and over, tutoring and shuffling each time because he can peek at the top card of his library and might want to keep it
>has to borrow dice to keep track of how many counters are on his plant tokens (he copied his avenger of zendikar a few turns after playing the first one)
>passes the turn without attacking

>>96253470
i always liked this even if it is expensive as hell

Three Dog or Stangg to ger the most oit of this guy? I think hes a cool card easy one shot someone with either. Leaning towards three Dog for easier recurring

>Yes, I'm playing black/white landfall how could you tell?

>>96254344
>I forgot my dice
>*sees my bag full of dice*
>can I have one? *already trying to grab one*
>sure *grab my bag, pull it towards me*
He's a forgetful retard. I've seen him with his own stuff a while back, I won't give him any of my stuff anymore

>>96254355
Oopsies

>>96254364
he cute

>>96254176
nuh-uh

>>96254287
The flavor text explains that more than the effect actually.

>>96254093
nuh-uh

>>96254378
In a literal sense, yes. I think it's more important to point out how the flavor of the art represents the mechanics of the card, rather than how the flavor text of the card matches the art.

>>96254316
You play feather with her in the 99 instead

>>96254243
The art looks more like a spell or enchantment than a creature
>Dinosaur's petal

>>96254232
lol

>>96254217
Glad to hear anon, one of the joys of getting older is figuring out how to keep up with hobbies you love

>>96254426
Doesn't even fucking surprise me anymore.

>every week my friends complain about my decks
>every week I downgrade my decks with whatever chaff looks inoffensive
>every week they upgrade their decks with all the stuff they've pulled
>I don't even win games
I swear if they complain about my fucking crippled deck this week I'm just going to stop playing.

>>96254480
>he has friends

>>96254426
This is why they should start just using AI, instead of getting more and more controversy from lazy artists.
Like, sure, I get maybe feeling like you want to use one of your favorite real life people for inspiration, but ffs, no one would have noticed if you weren't so lazy to not change the blunted bangs.

>>96254260
its so fake research papers, articles and government websites are written about it.
https://www.pure.ed.ac.uk/ws/portalfiles/portal/238394657/RNOR_2019_0031_R2.pdf
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/248985825_Click_here_for_HIV_An_Analysis_of_Internet-Based_Bug_Chasers_and_Bug_Givers
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4768590/

>>96254506
Counterargument: nuh-uh.

>>96254312
Years of independent and official study from intelligent and well referenced sources
>cite them all!
Nah do your own research instead of being a literal meme

6254512
6254506
Samefag

>>96254506
>pdf
Not opening that
>according to these internet profiles that I saw
Lmao
>3rd link
>very little research has been done on this subject
Only correct thing written there
>here's my baseless "research" talking about online profiles
kek

For me it's got to be Phil SOVLglio

>>96254304
Years of independent and official study from intelligent and well referenced sources
>cite them all!
Nah do your own research instead of being a literal meme

>>96254426
What's the point of being anti-AI when the so called "real artists" do this?

>>96254537
>its all a big conspiracy!
Okay schizo.

>>96254543
Foglio draws like a sex pervert.

>>96254551
>still no argument or proof besides "I saw online profiles made by trolls about this"
I accept your concession.

>>96254545
I could say the same to you, you fucking retard

>Years of independent and official study from intelligent and well referenced sources
Wow what a coincidence that's where I get my information too. Why don't you do your own research

>>96254524
I could say the same to you, you fucking retard

>Years of independent and official study from intelligent and well referenced sources
Wow, what a coincidence! That's where I get my information too. Why don't you do your own research?

>>96254558
And?

My opinion: Objective fact.
Your opinion: Schizoid conspiracy.
Learn the difference.

>>96254549
Something something, a few bad apples, some something
We are already reaching the point where some AI is indistinguishable

>>96254240
why isn't the pin button /r9k/?

>>96254093
You're literally just r/faces of atheism, this is embarrassing. I hope you're feeling euphoric

>>96254560
It was on the internet, it has to be true, dude. Nobody lies on the internet.

>>96254558
as opposed to a different type of pervert?

>>96254572
Keep seething, if there's a hell, you're the first one that goes there.

>>96254426
apparently 10 years ago I was the weirdo for thinking that yolandi was ugly

>>96254580
She's always been ugly and trashy, but some people like that

>>96254569
It's not an opinion. A bunch of retards saw some internet profiles and wrote about it, bug chasing is real. We racist religious retards on 4chan keep talking about it. It has to be true.

My pseudo-storm Jenova brew is slowly taking its shape.

>>96254592
I can't make a jenova list that seems functional

>>96254579
>In this moment I am euphoric!

>>96254570
Honestly I should probably care
But I don't

>>96254601
>I'm such a religious guy that I'm on 4chan of all places, yeah, the Bible totally allows that and I've read it, for sure

>>96254549
The problem is the easing of creative endeavors by technology has allowed shitters to proliferate within the sphere. It used to be that if you wanted to make art you had to sit your ass down in front of paper and plan that shit put methodically because there was no takesy backsies. You fucked up lines, you fucked up colors? The whole thing was ruined, you had to toss it. Or maybe it was accidentally made better in a way you couldn't foresee. Not to mention the costs associated with having to buy all the supplies. That kind of commitment and necessary planning weeded out lazy workers.

Nowadays "artists" are a bunch of mildly talented glorified photoshoppers who sit down in front of tablets and can just hit undo if they fuck up or don't like how it looks they can just save 100 different variations on computer. Even if they don't have AI assisting them, all the talent and necessary secondary skills relating to the sense of perfection are gone. This is why I don't care about "creatives" losing their "jobs" to AI, because if it wasn't for computers making creative endeavours piss easy 99% of them wouldn't be "creatives" in the first place.

>>96254612
You have no idea what you're talking about and it clearly shows, keep seething faggot, this is hilarious

>>96254563
I stated my position and know I am right. You're just dilating screeching PROOF?! SOURCE?! NUH UH! YOU'RE RETARDED!

State what YOU think is the truth and your beliefs on the matter or shut the fuck up and stop being an effeminate pissbaby (You)ing me for hours because my obviously right viewpoints caused you so much mental anguish and hurt you HAD to respond to them to try and convince yourself that you're not a retarded dipshit who can't debate even on a retarded autistic anonymous internet forum.

Put up or shut the fuck up. I'm not responding to anymore of your pissbabying unless you actually state what you think the truth about the matter in question is you douche coward.

>>96254613
>It used to be that if you wanted to make art you had to sit your ass down in front of paper and plan that shit put methodically because there was no takesy backsies. You fucked up lines, you fucked up colors?
Looks like you're not familiar with Mark Poole's work he just keeps it as is even tho he can't draw humans, landscapes, inanimate objects, beasts, doesnt know how to properly use shading, lighting, perspective are etc.
but his shitty drawings are old & therefor good.

Total crashout.

>>96254537
>asks for proof
>no not like that
It was never not going to end this way

>>96254612
Where do you think you are right now?

>>96254634
Poole's works are fine, you're just dumb.

>>96254627
Who asked? Kill yourself
kek

I really wish there were more ticket generators and sticker appliers effects.

>>96254633
>I stated my position and know I am right
KEK, retard, stopped reading here

>>96254633
>>96254627
I love these schizo meltdowns, keep going, please.

>>96254613
Eh. I have a friend who is today a digital artist, he went to school for art and still had to learn how to do it "right" but now just uses digital tools.
All art schools still make you learn the "right way."
However, yes, there are still a lot of self-trained people with paetron drawing giant knee porn.

>>96253950
This is the closest to what I'm looking for, thanks bro

>>96254644
>I'm BTFO'd but I HAVE to respond!

Concession accepted, bye retard

>>96254641
(You)

>>96254651
>I'm BTFO'd but I HAVE to respond!
Projection

You already conceded when you made that whiny post which I didn't read. Keep seething retard

>>96254640
It's objectively horribly drawn. You have no way to defend his shitty art besides saying that you like it.

>>96254656
It has a unique style and took effort to create that artists today won't commit to. That makes it fine.

>>96254641
And... There it is

As someone who can only do traditional painting I think all digital artists are sloppa (because I'm bad at it). FACT.

6254563
6254633
Samefag

I just got here who the fuck is having a melty about what, this time?

>>96254667
Some atheist retard who thinks all homosexuals are upright moral individuals and muslims are the protectors of civilization.

>>96254634
Poole was okay in early magic when it was pulling from old fantasy.
His style does fit that early 50's childhood fantasy picture book motif.
It does not hold up with current magic, or even magic of the past 20 years.

>>96254659
I'll take ai and traced drawings over Poole's abominations any day of the week.

>>96254667
Some atheist faggot from reddit asked for source and got it

6254669
6254667
6254674
>samefag pulls out his phone to continue with his meltdown
Hilarious, but stay triggered and keep going

>>96254579
The mental gymnastics in this post alone are staggering

He's still seething.

>>96254678
>I muted you so please stop btfoing me guys, I mean it this time

You surely are
Ask another question and reply to yourself

>>96254667
Common core zoomies crying about getting history lessons from people who educations before education had been dumbed down to basketball player levels.

Okay, okay, I just love crying, shitting and pissing myself because of Muslims and homosexuals. I Samefagged this whole thread. So what?
We're on 4chan and you're clearly from reddit.
I'm Christian and trump won. Kamala lost and Poole's drawings are beautiful
So leave me alone now, okay? Or I will kill you!!

> people who educations before education had been dumbed down
He can't even form complete sentences without breaking down he's seething so uncontrollably.

00
02
Try again, samefag, couldn't be more obvious if you tried

>>96254599
Just slap these four into the deck and you're good to go.

>>96254699
I don't have those.

>>96254704
Corpsejack's like 50 cents.

>>96254704
Proxy it then.

>>96254710
>just cheat

It suddenly smells stinky poo poo here.

Instead of american panda express asian settings I wish magic embraced xianxia. Possibly with an Er Gen crossover UB.

>>96254693
>you're so wrong I don't read more than 3-4 words of your posts
>ha ha look at this grammatical error you made deep into your post!

gg dumbshit thanks for playing

>>96254698
>It must be a Samefag!
You seem to cry this a lot in these threads, you should maybe consider that more than one person disagrees with you instead of the conspiracy

lol, I posted this >>96254093
2 hours ago and nothing else
And some Christian schizo had a full crash out because of this, what?
lmao
'Well' done, pretending to be me. Multiple times even. Pathetic behavior.

Saw my bro rk post at gen con once more and got all 5 avatars signed. Wish they were playable cards outside of woe in lesser pods.

>>96254717
>I'm still smarter than you, ignore my mistakes
You really can't make grammatical errors when you're trying to insult someone else's intelligence,retard

>>96254718
Take your meds, schizo. You should think about why so many people are all calling you a schizo.

>>96254669
>>96254674
>>96254688
Meh good enough for me

>>96254724
>He's still seething and replying
Kek thanks for the entertainment tonight anon

>>96254558
what do you mean "like"

>>96254659
Uniquely bad. I guess it takes effort to draw that badly, not sure. I could make better drawings in elementary school.

>>96254316
I would do low cost creatures with etbs/death triggers that can either buff arcee with counters or create tokens. Then include the myriad of cards that say "any number of target.." and you go from there

>>96254732
What are you even talking about lmao?

>>96254731
>you can't set me up to expose how much of a lying seething dipshit I am! That makes you look like the idiot!

Thanks for the keks anon, but unlike you when I say I don't read posts I actually don't so don't bother (You)ing me anymore because I'm bored watching you get fucking outplayed. Have a good 'un!

>>96254636
>ask for proof
>give "proof" = retarded articles which can be easily disproven by just reading them
>no, not like that
kek

>>96252817 (OP)
The king's chariot cannot be stopped

>>96254716
Kamigawa: cybernoodle anime focus group was a dogshit set but magic: ccp edition would be even worse

>but muh p3k
Im obviously talking about now retard

>>96254754
How good would this be as a commander with no eldrazi or ugin

>>96254748
(You)

>>96254762
It would be terrible.

>>96254560
A religious scholar wrote an article about what he saw on internet profiles. That's proof of it, okay? Fucking atheist redditors like you, I swear

>>96254762
Probably pretty dull, colorless doesn't have much to do beyond putting together some group of artifacts that wins the game or shitting out eldrazi.

>>96254762
I don't think it even makes the cut in Ultima

>>96254688
I've read this ten times and I still don't know what it's supposed to be saying

I tap my commander.

>>96254712
Then buy them its like 15 bucks for what's shown there

>>96254121
Those crossovers are extremely epic, I don't get it. What's wrong with liking Shakespeare on my mtg cards?

It genuinely pisses me off when they give garbage cards names similar to good ones. Especially when they include similar art. Fuck whoever does this at WOTC

>>96254783
>15
more like 50

>>96254777
Can I tap your commander too?

>>96254799
I tap it in response.

>>96254783
>when the Ozilith is 40 dollars itself

>>96254792
>Diabolic Edit
lol

>>96254691
Why did you wrote it like
I dont w it 4chan is Christianity and not what you read on reddit do understand what I trying to, fucking faggot atheists from reddit

>>96254704
winding constrictor also good and is 50 cents

>>96253452
>Plane where music is magic/magic is music
>Each color has associated instruments (ie green is wood instruments and white is pianos etc) or genres
>Saga creatures back as Hymns, beings tied to songs as old as the plane itself
>Convoke support in the flavor of different genres/instruments coming together
They’d probably just turn it into Highschool Musical or Glee the set

>>96254806
>religious retard's brain is currently exploding

>euphoria man from reddit comes here and tries to tell us homosexuals are based
>Soundly btfo by multiple people
Kek

>>96254818
Nuh-uh. Samefag.

If Ozolith is too expensive there are like a dozen more counters synergy in golgari that's budget.

>>96253954
Nobody tell this smoothbrain that people during ancient times were paid to make art and tried to sell it i. e. cash grabs.

>>96254822
40 dollars isn't breaking the back, just point out its not 15 fucking dollars.

>>96253756
>nta
Pfft, sure

>>96253572
Looks better than all of Poole's cards combined

>>96254159
If this is actually your opinion you must be a woman

Can't wait until summer is over and the low quality posters go back to collecting debt.

>>96254738
No u, lmao. Keep going with your meltdown, schizo

>>96254836
masterful gambit anon

I need a new bracket 2 / budget commander. Something with more general interaction. The meta at my friend's table is currently everybody just trying to shit out a lethal board faster than the others while barely running any interaction.
A bunch of good edicts would probably be enough to grind them to a halt and let the game develop further, but I'm not gonna play aristocrats again, shit's boring.

She's actually quite a solid aggro commander.

>>96254861
No she's not

>>96254861
Correct. Very capable of killing opponents on turns 4, 5, and 6.

>>96254861
Okay fag

>>96254866
Yeah, "aggro" for sure.

>>96254861
Aggro? In azorius? Ridiculous.

>>96254861
kwab

>>96254860
build 1 of these

>>96254860
>I need a new bracket 2 / budget commander
i got you senpai
pantlaza commander
tibalt's trickery
reshape the earth
all the naya gates
maze's end
petrified field
eden, seat of the sanctum
basics/whatever naya land you want
a multiple-card combo that leads to turn 5 fun guaranteed as long as trickery doesn't mill the wrong cards!
>Something with more general interaction
no
embarrass gavin as much as possible instead, make him eat crow

>>96254873
>All of your creatures have prowess
>Access to red's powerful cantrips
>recur powerful shit from yourself of your opponents
Its better in every way than your shit slop commander.

>>96254861
this is just zoomer Shu Yun

>>96254861
She's basically a voltron commander, kills extremely quickly because equipment and auras are noncreature spells. Blue has lots of unblockable enables, and getting her to 11 damage isn't that hard - plus prowess also gets around meekstone and other stax pieces. very difficult deck to deal with.

>>96254861
>>96254881
wait, are those girls wearing sleeveless shirts?
in my MTG game?!

>>96254861
It's barely bracket 2 unless you do typical storm combofaggotry.

>>96254885
>golgari
was thinking about that the most. there are some good options there. played hapatra in the past but put her away because she was just too good.
>>96254889
help me understand, what role does tibalt's trickery play in this?

>place large order
>forget that one card

>>96254802
Should've bought it 5 years ago like I did

>>96254861
Same. This nigga slaps.

>>96254316
>>96254746
Update: I built it

>>96254929
>cast pantlaza
>the only discover target in the deck is tibalt's trickery
>targeting pantlaza to counter, tibalt will then replace it with another card in your deck (cuz red so random lol)
>the only other spell in your deck is 9cmc reshape the earth
>get all gates and maze's end, win next turn
>oh they strip mined maze's end? get it back through petrified field/eden
fun times just like that fag gavin intended

>>96254937
You're not me

>>96253605
>>96253080
Cool cards anons, thanks for sharing :)

>>96254936
>orzhov dragons
>the two worst dragon colors
???

>>96254939
kek I didn't realize that deck would run nothing but gates and lands beside the two spells
funny

>>96253470
Probably Treacherous Blessing. The payoff is immediate and it gives a body on the field that can work well with certain sacs archetypes. It's one of those cards that rewards you if you get creative with it.
I like running it with Doom Foretold, personally.

>>96254792
if they do it enough times, you could make a very bad deck with the "wrong 'good' card" subtheme

Best counterpell coming through.

>>96254792
lol
but believe it or not diabolic edict was hot stuff back in 1997 tempest, it was the first time black could kill pro black stuff like whirling dervish at an effective rate and at instant speed

>I play Simic
How to spot a subhuman NIGGER in 2 seconds

>touchs your cards

I never built an Izzet deck I need help making this more coherent, it seems all over the place imo

https://archidekt.com/decks/15048042/emperors_new_grove

>>96254932
>open package
>find card is missing
>get fucking pissed and race right to email to scream at the store owners
>cool down and recheck my order and invoice
>didn't even order it

Is Boompile the best equivalent for Time Wizard in my Naya Yugioh deck?

>>96255006
boompile isn't the meme card you think it is
play boompile asap turn 4 in a deck with very few nonland permanents so that it acts like a rattlesnake and start to pop it the moment your opponents have committed to the board for value, even nabbing one nonland perm from each of your opponents is fine

>>96254985
heh, cute
anyways
>bracket 2 legal btw

each bracket should have its own ban list

>>96255000
Have you considered running any drakes or djinns?
*/4 spell fliers are pretty neat and can force your opponents to make a lot more bad decisions.

>>96254861
Swapped Noyan-Dar for her when the set dropped in June and I got her in my Bundle box. I’ve only won 2 games with her but spellslinging Voltron is fun

>>96255040
Thought about putting in a Peregrine Drake but didn't know if it'd be worth it

>>96255028
I don't know what you're getting at. I just want to make a theme deck inspired by Yugioh, specifically the original anime. Got the idea a few months back when I made a joke about playing goldvein hydra in attack position and the desire has been reignited since I've started putting on a youtube stream of it for background noise.

>>96255034
This was the initial proposal WotC made then they backpedaled because people were calling it too complicated.

>>96255034
>>96255053
1.you can't deploy 2-card combos in brackets 1 & 2
2.you can only deploy 2-card combos on turn 7+ in bracket 3

3.you can't deploy 3-card combos that include the commander in brackets 1 & 2
4.you can only deploy 3-card combos that include the commander on turn 7+ in bracket 3

5.you can't do combos in the first 8 turns of the game in bracket 2
6.you can't do combos in the first 6 turns of the game in bracket 3

*"combos" are defined as infinites/near-infinites, soft/hard locks, and game-enders (you win the game/each opponent loses the game*

7.no extra turn cards in bracket 1
8.only 3 extra turn cards in brackets 2 & 3
9.no chaining extra turns (you can only take 2 consecutive turns before passing to your opponent, i.e. only use 1 extra turn card at a time) in brackets 2 & 3

10.only 3 nonland tutors max in bracket 2
11.only 3 game changers max in bracket 3

12. whatever MLD gavin hates is put into the GC list and whatever's left is fair game

this is a superior version of gavin's vision that's actually actionable w/o restorting to retarded "muh bad actors" bs, with commanders being combo pieces highlighting his lack of foresight and his stance on mld being a glaring example of how spineless he is in just GC'ing the cards he hates

>>96253897

I pretty much finished upgrading my 2012 Teneb deck for modern day. The one card I feel that is the weakest is Genesis. It really doesn't do anything unless things really go sideways where it can save my ass.

>>96255050
I'm personally a fan of crackling drake just because it circumvents gravehate, plus the cantrip.

>>96254889
One counterspell and you're done. Nice combo, dude. Did you figure this out in brawl and think it's good or something?
It's turn 5 and you've done nothing besides playing lands. I think I can keep 1 piece of interaction for a retard like you.

>>96255065
>he thinks he'll have his counterspell in hand 100% of the time as if it's in his command zone
i'll win a whole lot more games than you on average and that's all that matters lol

>>96255052
>Really Yugi? MLD? This is a bracket 2 game.

>>96255056
Sounds great. Make it even more complicated. I've seen somebody use a banned card at another pod and nobody knew that it was banned. None of these systems work.

>>96254889
This fails because Pantlaza's discover trigger is an etb so Tibalt's Trickery has no target.

>>96255073
>anyways, here's how layers work
retard not realizing i just added like two more things (commander combo and no comboing off too early), sorry you're too retarded to absorb this

>>96255068
>he thinks everyone leaves him alone because he only plays lands
So you play exclusively bracket 1 games, right? Good for you, princess.

>>96255000
What's your desired wincon? Turning the flipped commander sideways? You're right in that this feels very aimless rn so I'm not really sure what direction to take it.

>>96255074
fine use the original then

>>96255079
Keep seething, retard. You can do those rules by the way. Nobody's stopping you. Rule 0. But you're just butthurt is all. Keep crying about it.

>>96255080
>hey dude great job holding mana to counter that guy turn 5, thanks!
>anyways, here's my voltron coming straight for your face haha
you're such a tool and you don't even know it

>>96255087
>voltron in the big 25

>>96255086
i'm not the one butthurt that gavin will have his way and brackets will be the law of the land in one form or another though kek

>>96255087
>voltron player doesn't kill a guy to get combat triggers because.. he just doesn't, okay?!
Again, nice bracket 1 games that you exclusively play.

>>96255089
People will play voltron until the heat death of the universe.

>>96255072
Fuck, I need to put Blood Moon in the deck just for the possibility of hitting it with a Disenchant(De-spell).

>>96255090
You surely are butthurt as fuck. Keep crying, kek.

>>96255092
He only has the first sliver in the command zone, why would the voltron player attack hi- I can't even finish this retarded post without laughing
LMAO

>>96255098
>if i repeat it enough it becomes true!
the seethe is so real
i bet you hate UB too lmao

>>96254558
He used to draw a porn comic called xxxenophile, which was probably pretty degenerate for its time, but is frankly vanilla by today's standards.

>some fucking idiot:i-i totally outsmarted Gavin
>random person who's not lobotomized:your stupid deck doesn't even work with that commander you fucking retard
>some fucking idiot:a-anyway i-im still way smarter than gavin and what i-if there is v-voltron player a-and REEEEE
Loving every laugh

>>96254558
i dunno man he's pretty clean to me

>>96255116
>you totally didn't outsmart gavin senpai!
hey thanks for defending me dude

>i have to defend faglio and poo-le because they drew benign cards that were banned for ridiculous reasons
>im a super tough cardboard art loving racist
Oh no no no no no

>>96255124
surely you're not going to shit on my man hoover though?!

>>96255118
Looks like a tornado, where are the clouds and the sun's rays? Bad art or bad flavor text? Probably both

>>96252817 (OP)
>TQ
was always a fan of this cards art and flavour

>>96255128
I grab this card whenever I see it. Just feels like I should to support my heritage. Wish they were just a bit more playable so I could use them, I doubt anyone I play with would habe a problem with it.

>>96255116
Nigga got his combos twisted. The line with Pantlaza is an assload of blink spells until you hit Eldritch Evolution then cash Pantlaza in for nuEtali and blink that until you randomly assemble a win with everyone else's cards. Captain retard's never actually played it though so he wouldn't know.

>>96254942
No i made that very clear by tagging myself. It's goldfishing quite well, will test it out tomorrow. I am dunking on you

>>96255082
>What's your desired wincon? Turning the flipped commander sideways?
Yeah, I really want to get value from his flipped side

>bracket 1+2
Functionally the same, they're melded together into a thing called Tier C.
No non-land/tribal tutors, including graveyard manipulation like Entomb.
No non-tribal cheat into play effects.
No free spells.
No infinite combos that require less than 10 mana and 3 cards to set up.
Single Target land destruction and non-basic mass land denial (but not destruction).
No 4+ color Commanders.
No Tier B+ Commanders/cards.

>Bracket 3
Now Tier B.
No non-land/tribal tutors. Graveyard manipulation is fine.
No free spells.
No infinite combos that require less than 6 mana to set up.
All forms of land destruction/denial are fine.
No Tier A Commanders/cards.

>Bracket 4/cEDh
Functionally the same thing. Melded together into Tier A.
Everything goes.

>>96254939
How on earth is pantlaza being countered? Discover is an ETB.

>>96252603
Wdym? I always hold my sword like that.
>symmetrical pillars? Fuck that
>ornaments of the armor bleeding into the leather jacket

>>96255154
>>96255083

>>96255154
The assmadness knows no bounds, stop replying to my post again. Heard you the first time. Gavin lost, you lost. I won.

my deck? a 7.

>>96255128
God this game used to have so much soul. World of Warcraft and its consequences have been a disaster for all nerd hobbies.

>>96255153
>tier a tier b tier c
All of it functionally the same. Melded into edh. Rule 0. discuss it beforehand. I streamlined it even more. No need to thank me.

>>96255161
Its okay that you didnt know how cards worked anon its not okay to be so pissy about it

>>96255165
Ironically WoW and LoL snagged artists from Magic but then they outsourced art to China and got soulless knock-off of their style, leading to Magic ripping off the soulless ripoff of their older style.

>>96255156
The sword hand gives it away so hard. The absolute fuck is going on with that index finger.

>>96255170
Shut the fuck up, you're the faggot bug chaser from before maybe even the muzzie, huh? Gavin lost. I WOOOOON
Your seething

>a retard samefagging is currently in progress

>>96255177
What on earth are you talking about? You seem very level headed sport

>>96255176
>wotc artists traced images off the internet
>they wouldn't generate AI images and sloppily trace them because wotc doesn't allow it and has perfect quality assurance
Pic unrelated

>>96255183
genemorph imago was 100% a legend in testing

>>96255181
>It must be a samefag!
You seem to cry this a lot in these threads, you should maybe consider that more than one person disagrees with you instead of this being a conspiracy

>>96255185

>>96255182
Youre a reddit athiest and I'ma based tradChad on 4chann here me rore

>>96255172
It's less the actual art and more how WoW is a cartoon when it comes to aesthetics. Nothing about it looks realistic or plausible, everyone is a space marine wearing 400 pounds of ornate armor and wielding anime swords or swaddled in 100 pounds of leather coats and pants. It ruined the look of fantasy since then, now even "gritty realistic" fantasy is full of shit that wouldn't look out of place in a Warhammer fantasy setting.

I miss actual realistic looking fantasy so much.

>>96255191
holy esl

>>96254881
I really don't know if i want to put this version or her martial artist version in my equipment deck

>>96255191
>still seething
Man, your meltdown has been hilarious. Keep going though. What caused it again? Somebody saying something wrongly about ancient Greece and how Christians destroyed texts or whatever, right? Extremely appropriate response, lmao

>>96255199
Nuh-uh

>>96255191
You dont go to church or read your Bible stop larping

>he didn't say the line
lol an esl schizophrenic is on the loose

Unironically his worst art. Just look at all his other cards. Such a unique and eerie style and then this. Blech.

You've been rightfully called a schizo hours ago. Can't really project it onto everyone else now, schizo. Take your meds.

>n-no, you can't tell when I'm samefagging, only I-i can
I'm glad that I'm not as pathetic as you are. You know who you are, schizo. Keep me posted.

>>96255219
damn and i thought every american knew the say the line bart thing...

>>96255231
there we go, took you long enough

>put funny card as wincon
>suddenly my deck's bracket jumped to 4
Oh fuck off

>>96255238
People call you that a lot, huh? Nice defense that you came up with, schizo. Lmao

>>96255243
this is why they call you special anon

>n-no, you don't get it, my voices told me that this Simpsons meme which is extremely viral, I tell ya, completely defuses all my detractors
keeek

>>96255253
you can admit you're an esl though

>>96255251
>n-no u-u
Keep going. They must've called you PowerPoint in special ed, because you're projecting a lot.

Magic the Gathering?

>>96255165
Looks better than this >>96252880
which is obviously not a hard thing to do but still.

>>96255259
yup you're definitely the retard to know what it's like in special ed haha

>>96254634
>>96252987
>can barely draw a room without messing up everything about it
>Can barely draw two people, can't really draw the background or give it any kind of 3-dimensional feel
>and now magically after AI image generators are everywhere he can draw this
What happened to his unique 2d, flat artstyle?

OK, ignoring the two autistic and underage ESL fags kissing each other ITT, how many utility lands do you fellas run on a tri color deck? I feel like too few and I'll run out of value but too many and my mana base is gonna be all matter of garbage

>>96255278
>n-no u-u
lmao, keep going, schizo.

>>96255296
>he's repeating himself now
say the line anon!

>>96255290
Umm, you don't get it, bro, it's Mark fucking Poole. He's a legend and a real artist. It's just a big coincidence that his "artstyle" (making shitty drawings) completely vanished and that "his" new drawings look like AI.

>>96255295
i personally don't run utility lands in a tricolor deck that doesn't have green
use bicycle lands instead

>>96255165
What's the commonality between a jack o lantern, genghis khan, and a tranny that would lead to the creation of this image?

>>96255302
>he has Piratesoftware reaction images
kek
I thought you couldn't act more embarrassing after all your retarded posts, but you found a new low, good for you.

>>96255272
I'm gathering the magic alright.

>>96255315
clearly not the work of a fascist art director
>there's an irony here that's lost on wotc

>>96255317
>he's actually defending piratesoftware
holy shit now THAT'S rock bottom
sure have the last word now BWAHAHAHA

>>96255318
hehe booba

>>96255323
Where in his post was a defense of piratetranny implied?

>>96255325
>having reaction images of lolcow piratesoftware at the ready is le bad

>>96255325
He's a schizo, full blown. Don't mind him. He hopefully kills himself.

>>96255323
He's not? Take your meds, you're clearly unwell

I fucking hate underage summer fags so much it's unreal

Me too, we're so cool and old, because we're Christian and love every rumor about gay people and get triggered when people say something about Christianity

>>96255325
He sees things that aren't there, typically for a schizo. He even has some kind of weird Simpsons reaction image rebuttal at the ready, because people constantly see him behave erratically and call him a schizo. It's sad.

>>96255318
>hurr it has boobies, it good drawing durr
Where are they? Where is the lighting coming from? Is a painting of a landscape behind them or are they floating in the air? What is she doing? Is he sitting on nothing? Peak Amateur hours.

>image limit reached
I need to post more piratesoftware reaction images that I have saved up, I'll make a new thread

>>96255377
>>96255377
>>96255377

>>96255239
I don't know how you didn't think this would make your deck change brackets, this clearly mlds

>>96252817 (OP)
You specified on a card and that isnt on a card retard

>>96254939
I played against a deck like this.

>mulligan 3 times
>turn 1 extract maze's end
>guy leaves

>>96256611
Yeah? but a voltron player kills you right after you do that.