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'How does he always know what I have in my hand?' edition

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>TQ
Do you have any unconventional strategies you employ at your table?

>>96260565 (OP)
>Do you have any unconventional strategies you employ at your table?
>that pic
oh i'm laffin

Kek what the fuck is going on in that pic. Dude looks 80 IQ

>>96260565 (OP)
>TQ
i like to annoy people with telepathy effects

Why are so many EDH players such babies. They give this format such a bad name

>>96260583
>Mono Artifact
damn, it's tap to look.
>no interrupting someone's turn multiple times w/ 'Hey, bud, let me look at your hand' -> "Wait, wait, I forgot what's in your hand, I wanna look at it again"

>>96260612
you can just play telepathy itself if you want everyone to be annoyed or the table to become a mess as people try to line up their hands at the bottom of their playmats

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96260626
But then my balls are ALSO exposed. Although, I guess an asymmetrical hand reveal that exempts the user would probably get everybody to gang up on you.

>>96260565 (OP)
>Do you have any unconventional strategies you employ at your table?
More related to duel formats, but I like "fidgeting" with a card/couple of lands to bluff a response. In Yu-Gi-OhI'd do it by fidgeting with the "backrow" (instant speed spells you had to set face down on the board) to bluff interaction. I've repurposed it by visually messing with a couple of lands and fingering a specific card a couple of times.

>>96260631
thankfully theres a symmetrical version as well

>>96260639
wait, i'm retarded, and misread telepathy, even though I've looked at it at least twice before. fuck.

>>96260105
I just tried to give it a chance but i must be 'tarded, because i couldn't tell for the life of me what will be the money maker from the edh set.. they all seems good in their own way, but not OP.
maybe pic rel lol? idk, i kinda want to tinker around with this.

Would you shuffle up and play with Posty?

>>96260565 (OP)
Nearly a decade later and my desire to punch that pretentious faggot in the face is still as strong as it has ever been.

Have you ever cheated while playing with the boys?

>placed top 3 of my first CEDH night
Yeah, I'm something of a badass myself.

>>96260670
God no.
I'm sorry, I don't care how he's supposedly such a nice guy, no one mentally stable does that to their own visage. Covering yourself in tattoos, particularly on the face suggests poor impulse control, unstable self-image, and perhaps even a desire to self-harm. Not someone I want to be spending any amount of time around.

>>96260683
That table must've smelled something fierce

>>96260683
Out of 4?

>>96260670
Only if he agreed to a high stakes game where the loser has to get all their stupid tattoos removed and to get a normal hair cut.

>>96260689
Honestly it wasn't any worse than any other MTG event I've been to. I will say people were definitely fatter than usual and absolutely zero women showed up.
>>96260697
28 person event, I managed to win 2 games and one tied.

>>96260682
i do this all the time and its never really on purpose a lot of people just play with their hands really far out and its hard not to see it if your sitting next to them
i thankfully dont gawk that hard though at least

best home for this combo?

>>96260662
it's nice for redundancy, but unless you're moving ten counters between spaceships I can't think of any time I'd usually do this for more than X = 3
also planets aren't valid targets.

>>96260719
just slap it in a brown tribal commander like urza

Why have none of you bastards ever told me about this card? It's hilarious.

When did Toskiposter come back?

>>96260727
Isn't this just a meta call? Only affects graveyard cards with inherent abilities and cards that trigger upon being put into the graveyard (and not including death triggers)?

>>96260565 (OP)
>Do you have any unconventional strategies you employ at your table?
I play unbelievably attractive furry fag bois to tilt the table.

>>96260662
>i couldn't tell for the life of me what will be the money maker from the edh set..
budget version of the one ring?

>>96260670
Yeah, but only if we play in a contest for our most valuable cards

>>96260702
>and absolutely zero women showed up.
This goes without saying anon

>>96260727
Mass exile is better, but this can be paired with it

>>96260783
I know lmao. I just thought it was funny since casual commander night is like 30% womyn at my store.

>>96260791
Interesting
My stores foid population usually drafts.

>>96260727
Feels like a much worse effect than grafdiggers cage/exiling graveyards and much more fragile to boot.

>>96260727
Wait until you see this.

Post cards you think are underrated
>2 mana to give a creature haste and trample the turn you cast it
>1 mana give a creature haste and trample every turn after you initially cast it

Kino card

>>96260834
1 mana to make a 99 card commander deck

>>96260849
Better be whiskey in that glass boy

>>96260849
Really thought this was gonna be a dick pic from the thumbnail

>>96260790
>>96260801
>>96260809
>>96260810
Anons...I don't know how to tell you this, but exiling graves requires you to respond

>>96260849
Alcohol is NOT the answer anon. Either drinking, or gambling by playing MtG. Pick your vice.

Been outta the loop for a hot minute. I heard the normie cattle DID NOT like Aetherdrift. Is this true? What went wrong?

>>96260849
I hope you guys bought the Radiant Lotus dip, because it goes crazy with Weapons Manufacturing

>>96260852
Knobbin it up brother
Anyway I'm excited to play it in my Shattergang deck, seems fun

>>96260864
Clusterfuck of a set with difficult to track mechanics that did a really fucking bad job at selling its aesthetic.

>>96260866
Ooh kino

>>96260864
They hate it which makes the Piss Lands cheap

>>96260851
This is true
Though due to how useful and competitively costed the card's effect is, I almost never would pitch it. Someone would have to have telegraphed a win and I would need to be desperate to dig for an answer. Still, its nice that it also can be pitched for a desperation dig.

>>96260866
What a horrid set symbol. Almost wouldn't want to run this card solely because of this.

>>96260834
Used to be a Commander staple, but it seems time forgot about it. It is unbelievably good removal, especially for monowhite where I would say this is better than Generous Gift which is inexplicably the 3rd most popular white card on EDHREC.

>>96260866
>unpumpable bags

>>96260893

>>96260874
>play a whole game where you shit out those munitions
>don't include any artifact sac outlets
>opponents ignore your stockpile
>play RaLo
>"why yes, my 10 munitions will sac for 30 total mana and do 20 damage to face"
All the better if you have Fiery Emancipation on board.
>>96260900
Yeah it barely deserves the name of lotus, but I got mine as soon as I saw how artifact heavy EoE was.
Cost me just two dollars fifty. Well worth it. It is going to tick up to about 5 dollars within a year or two, bet on it.

>>96260908
I don't play UB slop
Also you can't imagine the raw sexual thrill of creating 40 mana and then just putting 1 card in the middle of your opponents deck. There's just not coming back from that disrespect.

>looking at new birbs for my Kastral deck
>see this
>has bird
>synergistic with my commander
>art sucks the salt off my fucking nads
Why do they do this to me? I can't stomach running this slop

>>96260926

>>96260934
That is a counterspell and not removal, anon

>>96260943
>counterspell
>not removal

>>96260947
Removal is a word used to describe cards that remove things from the battlefield and not the stack. I know the subtleties of these terms might be confusing for new players.

>>96260934
God I love white counterspells so much
>A few friends hate blue with a passion
>In any game they don’t see blue in they go full retard and be greedy as shit
>Run all the white counterspells in any deck I can put them in
>The salt they cause when used against said anti-blue friends

>make infinite mana
>blue sun zenith the most annoying person at the table for 80 billion
It never gets old.

>Galaxy Foil bundles came in today
>get a second World Shaper deck instead of Counter Intelligence
ONE JOB

>want to build him
>still $70+ plus tip
He's never coming down
>inb4 the other cheaper art
I shan't be buying any Sephiroth not drawn by Nomura. Simple as.

I actually hate everyone. Everybody said don't worry about buying the FF Precons right away because there'll be plenty stock with how popular they are. My local Best Buy hasn't had any in stock since launch. But I waited thinking they'd print more.

>>96260967
>He's never coming down
No shit, he's never getting reprinted. No UB sets are. That's why they supposedly sell so well, investors know the line can only go up.

>>96260973
Two weeks ago I was able to get an FF precon bundle at costco for less than the decks go for MSRP. Last weekend both game stores I went to, ones in an area with a large population with many players, had them in stock for MSRP or less.

>>96260966
Actually comical how often I'm seeing this pop up. Some big fuckup must've happened somewhere

>>96260967
I'm not judging you.
I'm the straightest man in the world, so straight that even my pubes aren't curly, and even I have to agree that thirst-trapiroth is the obvious right pick.

>>96260967
He's never coming down and will only go higher. If you desperately want to build him, now is the time to buy Anon. UB is the new RL.

>anons actually thinking there won't be reprints of the ff set

>>96260967
Just proxy him

>>96261027
They'd be printing it right meow if they could, considering every product in the line sold out immediately.

>>96260973
>Friends and I preorder the 4 precons
>AUD$138 each (shotgunned the FF7 one even though it is arguably the worst deck of the bunch)
>After we do our precon day, one friend who loves Naya bought the FF7 one for just over $600
As pissed as we were with the prices at the time I’m really glad we got in early and I got in early for the Collector and normal Bundles. Though one of my sample precon cards was the full-art Celes and now I’m tempted to make a Mardu Mill deck.

>>96261027
I expect a december rerun like LOTR got, anything beyond that is unlikely to happen.

Thoughts?

>>96261037
Didn’t WotC say more reprints were coming later this year? They did reprints of the LotR stuff so I’d be very surprised if FF doesn’t get any.

I just took my only infinite combo out of my favorite deck and replaced it with flavorful cards

for the love of god, reprints the 40k stuff

UB is just reserved list 2.0

It's why I bought a copy of every playable unique card.

>>96261065
I'd like making a Sister of Battle deck honestly

>>96261027
I don't think you understand how IP licensing works.
Name a single UB set that has seen a reprint. They've been doing them for almost 5 years now. Where's the reprints?

>>96261044
You're not referring to reprints, you're talking about them just printing more of the set.
A reprint is when a set effectively gets re-released. Innistrad Remastered for example.

It's good, right?

>>96261089
My bad. First one is what I was referring to. Also with the second it is so easy to imagine WotC is just going to do this for all the popular planes now instead of ever revisiting them.

>>96261104
Yeah, decent. I only run it in enchantress decks though. I guess if you're in monogreen your options are limited.

You guys last thread misled me on visiting that other LGS. It was bracket 4 goodstuff slop with brain-damaged people feeding the rhystic study player until he stormed off. The rest of the table spent more time on their phones than playing Magic.

Didn't see a single piece of removal pointed his way all game except my own.

>>96260864
unfocused as FUCK, I think they might've been able to pull off a combination of two planes but three was way too much, it's supposed to represent amonkhet, muraganda and kaladesh at the same time but it just feels like a generic vehicle set with random discard cards

>>96261130
People that don't play removal are so fucking boring. They're just playing solitaire.

>>96261037
>every product in the line sold out immediately.
I will, again, direct people to the fact that WPN stores themselves said they were allocated less FF stock than they were of normal sets. Meanwhile WotC was calling it the best selling set of all time just based on pre-orders. And now it's kicking around Costco at reduced prices.

It was FOMO marketing. They just didn't print as much of it, made unverifiable claims about how well it was selling, and anyone who falls for this is a mark.

Thoughts on my squirrels?

>>96261140
Thanks for letting me know. We appreciate you.

>>96261138
Honestly I don't mind if the power level is shit enough that things aren't must-answer. But this was just slop top to bottom. Multiple One Rings resolving. Tutors for combos. Stella Lee one-card wins.

We played two more games after and they weren't as high-powered but they were quite similar. Foiled out generic goodstuff.

I asked if this was the average power level of a pod at the store, and was told pretty much. So I'm going to stick to my main LGS.

>>96261156
Shit like this is why I enjoy commanders that explicitly demand you play removal, whether I play as or against them.

I run a pretty unoptimized/middling power level Imodane deck where the game plan is just play commander => start bolting shit.

>>96261145
she got me acting up fr fr

>>96261027
>two green/blue corners with same chirality
>blue/blue corner
>white and yellow adjacent
>blue and green adjacent
Never post this retarded rubix cube again

>>96261176
That's a squirrel

>>96261177
Thank you based autist.

>>96261187
Hell yeah it is, boy

>>96261177
This is one of my favorite fucking posts I've seen here. God bless you and your strict autism, rubix anon

>>96261130
>he went to his local game store to have fun

>>96261177
Someone swapped the stickers around to fuck with her, she would have solved it otherwise.

>>96261211
My regular LGS spoiled me. You can kind of roll up there with whatever and expect to at least be able to play. Here it seems people like playing the sort of "answer me now or lose" slop inherent in modern Magic design.

If you cant say this cards name, then you can fuck right off from my table.

>>96261241
asmongold

Post unironically

POWERFUL

>>96261241
Rhystic Studies video on her was neato, would recommend

>>96260727
>oh no
>casts reanimate
>anyways

>>96261268
That guy's content is top tier

>>96261230
local game stores are brimming with pubstompers
it's the norm anon

>>96261278
I have little experience with MtG content creators, but I'm pretty sure he's the best one currently out there

>table gets annoyed at me for reminding them to pay their taxes
>Next game tell the table I'm not going to remind them to pay their taxes, it's on them to remember.
>They don't, then get pissy at me for not reminding them
Just can't win

>>96261071
It is for the named cards at least. 'Borne Upon a Wind' can be reprinted anywhere

>>96261347
trve, mostly just posting an example of a highly playable UB card

if hades dies, does he exile himself with his effect or does he flip before he goes to the grave

What's the most fun reanimator commander?
I've been playing Meren but I feel like I want more gas.

>>96261336
>someone plays rhystic study early
>i make sure i can pay everytime or just land pass
>draw into removal early
>pay the tax on the removal
>guy starts yelling about how its not fair he couldnt get any draws off it

Which do I get for Urza?

>>96261177
how the fuck will anon ever recover after this

>>96261336
General rule of thumb is to remind them there's now a tax at the table when you play it, remind the next person who triggers it, then assume people will silently choose what to do from then on and just keep track of it yourself.

>>96261065
wait two more years, that's the average cycle
>>96261104
The biggest thing hurting it is sorcery-speed

>>96261387
Urza's saga basics

>>96261402
based

>>96261402
Based, but they're hard to come by a playset. I also need to flex on the poors with shiny cardboard.

>>96260633
Please refer to the LSV "pen trick" video where he bluffs having no responses by grabbing his pen to adjust his life total so his opponent overcommits an attack and gets btfo.

https://youtu.be/RsO-Om0RXkQ?si=IutvxZgHyHkg_Ksq

I like Lander tokens

ready to rip it up at the LGS!

Give me five boros commander that doesn't have anything to do with artifact.

>>96261450
Jay Naylor Secret lair when?

>>96261450
Is that fucking Strype?

>>96261455
the actual Boros members? Razia, Aurelia, Feather, Tajic, Argus Kos,

What are the best colorless options for shutting down GY-based landfall?

How does your LGS do commander events? Fill and fire? Random pods? Sit down and sort it out yourselves?

>>96260626
I really do wish they never flanderized Teferi into a magical negro trope

>>96260670
He didn't destroy the one ring and is thus a force of evil so no.

Is there any worthwhile way to build this guy? He was my first commander when I started playing EDH, made to counter my friend's Nekusar and I left it as a sort of generic blue artifact deck with a Mana Severance + Charbelcher finisher. The only thing I can think of is going stax with things like Possessed Portal and Uba Mask.

>>96261520

Having to play with trans women on the reg makes me like mtg less
I hate to admit it but its the truth
I might be autistic but I just can't take a man in a dress going by "Jessica" seriously.
I feel like I'm the crazy one for not wanting to go along with it.

>>96261564
stunning and brave opinion
it's always the falsetto

>>96261041
noooo you can't kill my licid I will spend 5 mana to not-counterspell it

>>96261564
There's a startling number of trannies at my local game store. This ogreish individual I recall had to stand 6'6'' and weigh somewhere in the ballpark of 250 lbs. (Lower estimate)

"She" would wear dresses despite having five-o-clock shadow, and sometimes reached into "her" bra and just aggressively itched "her" boob. (No surgery, just fat)

Once saw "her" walking out of the women's restroom and had to stifle a cackle

>>96261336
I just slap a big piece of paper in the middle of the table with an ongoing tax counter. I really need to remake my deck where I clone Augustin enough times that everyone concedes

>>96261041
not amazing or anything but still a pretty good card

>>96260565 (OP)
Tried watching his show but the whole table except for him were grey gendered demisexuals so turned it off

When's a good time to buy the eoe staples?

>>96261646
buy high
sell low

>>96261548
Is this really by best option when I need a graveyard seal?

>>96261640

>>96261458
I'd buy it.

>>96261640
>clone Augustin
lol

>>96261387
piss island

>>96261387
100% the Piss Wizard lands

>>96261662
Cheap, cantrip, instant speed, makes the GY player's butt sweaty.

>>96261679
There are ways. You also chuck in Thorn of Amethyst and Thalia and every other card that makes people cry plus a million clones. Augustin is just the end goal

>>96261696
oh I know there are ways, I was just imagining the tables reaction the first time they see it

>>96261696
Welp now I gotta go down a rabbit hole of thinking of all the best (worst) commanders to massively clone because this idea is too damn funny

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm thinking Sakashima bant stax.

>>96260688
He is likely less psychotic than you

>>96260565 (OP)
>new people keep showing up to our pod and self inserting
>utterly obnoxious and annoying
>gets upset at little things
>tries to ban others decks
Yeah this is going to last about two weeks before things get really confrontational.

>>96261753
public shaming needs to come back in vogue

>>96261679
That is very doable. There are numerous legendary-copy spells.

>>96261640
Don't forget to give them all different numbers and refer to them as such whenever you clone them. Be super cringe about it too, dress as a herald with a little cape and cloak and whenever one hits the table blow a little horn and say "Now announcing the arrival of Augustin VIII, 4th of his line."

I'd scoop pretty quick.

>>96261640
based beyond belief

>>96261640
>I really need to remake my deck where I clone Augustin enough times that everyone concedes
absolutely halal

Post your commander with the LEAST decks on edhrec

>>96261841
10th Doctor and Adric

>>96260682
>Do you ever cheat in a casual game with your friends?
No and I'd punch anyone who did for being a twat

>>96261889
relax, guy

>one tapped land on ramp
>friendly mulligan
>2 lands no ramp
>mulligan
>no land
>mulligan
>4 lands (3 tapped), 2x 1cmc protection
>deck has 40 lands and over 15 ramp up to 3cmc
>online
I fucking hate this shit, the entire game is over before it even started. it's not fun for me, it's not fun for my opponents, it's just an empty game.

>>96261841
she's a solid commander, but her true value comes from being in the 99 of a token deck

>>96261919
>55 slots for mana-related shit
You're playing Aesi or what?

>>96261919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

>See a cool commander
>Get started on building
>Have to add lands first before getting to the real deck
>Okay, done adding lands
>No slots left in deck
I hate this.

>>96261943
xenagos with a side of landfall, the ramp is partly landfall related

>his commander isn't the land itself

>>96261950
It's why I always just go down to 35 or 36 lands in a deck. I know my ass should keep that on lock to 37 or 38 but I want every drop of gas i can achieve

>>96261979
kino cummander

Don't even get to play, everyone slaps down $1000 worth of cards by turn 3 when I'm on two lands

>>96262074
Don't keep two land openers anon

>Azusa player strip mines 4 of my lands and specifically hits all my lands of a specific color
this is a war crime.

>>96262224
buy an ad

>>96262155
I went last

>>96260929
Get a Scholar of New Horizons.

>>96262167
Based desu. Always mana screw the multicolor players.

>>96261354
it sees itself die so it exiles itself instead

>>96262236
Wizards should really print this to death and tank its price to oblivion so everyone could play it. There really isn't that much tech in the format right now that support not-going-first.

>>96261360
She demands you get used to dungeon managing but I love Sefris. She's easily the most fun I've had with a reanimating deck. Getting something like Moonshaker Cavalry on the board then sacrificing it to then bring it back a couple times is hard to beat. And the constant creep of value dungeons add and the extra play on your opponents turns options she brings is great.

>>96262308
>Wizards should really print this to death and tank its price to oblivion so everyone could play it.
this, but bond lands - that shit should be in every fucking precon.

how are people still delusional that wotc will reprint any of the UB cards when they have stated multiple times that those sets are either "too hard/big to reprint" and "in no demand to be worth it"?

>>96262371
My lgs got a new batch of LOTR precons from wotc. Bought it for the regular price. So I don't know why you're mad about this.
>>96260973
The reverse for me, paid 40 bucks more than the regular price for all 4 ff commanders. Not 40 bucks more for each commander. And a bunch of local websites got restocked and they sell it for the regular price

>>96262391
>So I don't know why you're mad about this.
He's afraid of his investments. Think of his portfolio, anonymous.

>>96261841
>1489 decks

how long do you think it will take wizards to reprint fetchable true duals that have the starting town text with "enters untapped on your first second and third turns" to get around the reserved list call them turn lands

>>96261841

>>96261841
It may be cheating considering it's a background combination but probably this guy.

>>96261841
#465

>>96262476
WotC really need to release new set with final designs of the BG3 roster and things featured in Act 2 and Act 3. Especially now that they are pushing characters on modules.

>>96262495
I still find the art cute even if it isn't quite my beloved minthara but yeah some updated ones would be nice.

Could wizards actually overturn the reserved list? I've heard that there's a law that could get them sued if they did, but is that just nerd speculation, or an actual reason preventing them from doing it?

>>96243518 #
Totally agree, Spider-man is so dumb with those trees and everything, thank God that we have universes within sets that actually look like a forest
>pic related
Oh no no no no

>>96262449
>complete brainfart during pre-release event on my part and thought it would enter tapped on the first 3 turns

>>96261841
My original that I still keep for nostalgia sake.

>>96262506
>my beloved minthara
absolutely profound and based taste, anon

>>96262495
At most you're getting Secret Lair versions like they did with Karlach and Astarion.

>>96260275
Aren't they completely out of date now? They were good at some point, but he doesn't do any of those videos anymore.
I like how lazy his editors are where they leave in him doing another take and stoppi, um, okay, again from the start.
I like how lazy his editors are where they leave in him doing another take and stopping himself in the middle of a sentence. Clearly by accident and because they're sloppy. It's not some kind of inside joke.

>>96262517
Even assuming there's ZERO legal complications, they still wouldn't do it.
The potential for extra profit vs. risk of reputational damage isn't worth it from WotC's perspective. They simply don't want or need to abolish the reserved list.

>command zone is pushing 5 cent cards (upto 2 bucks after their video) in their upgrade guides to manipulate the secondary market and because they want to sell a bunch of crap that they own in bulk, what? Ridiculous
Yes, I truly believe that those idiots are doing a small scale scheme like that to get rid of a bunch of cards that they want to get rid of.

>>96262574
Which reputation?

>>96262517
Yeah they could overturn it at any time, they have already removed things from it quite a few times. Sol ring used to be on the reserved list for example.
They made a promise not to print things from the reserve list but it's not legally binding and they can change the terms at any point
I still don't think they will though, it would upset too many oldhead ""investors"" and the fallout would not be fun for them.

>>96260929
Looks like an improved version of Mark Poole's art with proper anatomy and scale.

Who is the best commander to play ichor wellspring tribal

>>96262592
Jan Jansen.

>>96261082
LOTR got one around my parts.

>>96262569
He's going for the "cool leftoid uncle" character on-screen and off. So of course he hires the kind of people with no pride in their work.
Guarantee his employees are the kind who wouldn't call emergency over a fire if they don't get any extra pay for doing so.

>>96262592
Esper has no identity at all, huh? Just any mechanic that they want.

>>96262582
Shareholder. "Needing" to tap into the brand value locked away in the reserved list is easily interpreted as a sign of weakness.

>>96262597
Blue is the color of everything. Nothing is beyond Blue's reach.

>>96262596
He completely unravels when he makes unscripted videos and keeps talking about his alcoholism. Hilarious if you ask me. All his other videos are all the same and unwatchable
>buy SINGLES
>okay, ff was sold out and the singles were overpriced at first, so your advice sucks, hey, what's that behind you, prof?
>oh that? I pre-order every set and don't buy singles, I even buy secret lairs all the time even if I cry about it constantly

Another video by him
>why is this piece of cardboard which doesn't even cost 1 cent to produce so expensive? It's a ripoff by wotc
>epic opinion, Prof, you're selling singles, right? So you're selling them all for 1 cent, right? It's all just a bunch of cardboard after all
>no, I don't, gimme your money and buy my singles!

And my favorite by a bunch of dumb content creators
>finally a reprint of x, y and z in the precon/ as a bonus sheet so the price of this card will drop
>price didn't drop

>>96261841
I am ok with this.

>>96261841

>>96261841
About a third of my decks are <200

>>96262579
>Rachel from the command zone who works with wotc now to make the fucking rules for edh doesn't get the following
>if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, lol that just the same thing twice, a warped spell leaves the battlefield, they worded this so badly, I'm so smart
>what's a two card combo anyway? Maybe you need three cards for your two card combo
>braids will never be a problem in bracket three as a commander, she just won't
She's that dumb.

>>96262619
I wonder if, late at night, he secretly doubts everything he claims to believe. If he dares to think, in his heart of hearts, that maybe wanting everything for nothing is childish and disgusting. And maybe it's okay for markets to exist.
It's usually pretty hard to run a business and stay "college level" left wing.

>>96262619
This post has so much seethe. Just don't watch anon.

>>96262670
He's just a full blown hypocrite
>Monty python secret lair is so funny and amazing, look at this card, yay
>now wtf is this? Okay, okay, I know art is subjective, but why would anybody buy this secret lair, disgusting.
And he's one of the worst players combined in edh
>I'm just a small bean, don't attack me.
>remove his stuff or I won't invite you back, I'm just kidding
He wasn't kidding

>>96262681
I'm not watching it anymore. Reading my post explains my post and what I meant, you seething 12 year old fangirl of prof. .

>>96262695
You sound like a girl mad at her ex. Who writes this much shit about some dude on YouTube lol

>>96262670
He had a meltdown when wotc announced that UB sets would be standard legal. He whined about it for ages. I still don't believe that he stayed sober when that happened.

>>96262702
>3 tiny paragraphs
>n-no u-u
You're just an absolute retard, got it.
Kill yourself, lmao

>>96262670
I'm still surprised he had paymoneywubby on honestly.

Who's an actually good content creator?
Ignore those two girls calling each other girls.

>>96262721
There aren't any. The quality of writing and analysis on youtube (for any topic) caps out at "B+ highschool essay".

>>96262721
I enjoyed wubbys mulligans episodes but he's not uploaded one in forever
If you mean takes on cards and decks and things, no idea

>>96262713
>this much seethe
It's not worth it soon and it comes across as sad

>>96262741
Who asked?
Keep seething, princess
Or kill yourself

>>96262721
I like Seth. At first I thought he was doing a Bobcat Goldthwait as a bit but I got used to it.

>>96262747
Nuh-uh

>>96261841

>>96261841

>>96262765
I was about top say i dont remember soulshift but I looked at the cards with it and saw this and i 100% remember having it
also vine kami

>>96262721
I used to watch Nizzahon, his voice is kind of annoying but he does a few different types of videos and they're all interesting
haven't watched him in a while though, maybe a different anon will respond now that he sucks now or something.

>sandbag my commander
>end up winning way easier
I really hate that. I'm not even playing a kill on sight commander, but retards just see red as soon as something from the command zone hits the board. I'm better off just slamming bigger threats from my hand that they will refuse to remove since they aren't my commander.

>>96261841
Haven't looked in a while and apparently someone else did a deck with him. What an asshole.

>>96262836
I mean, disabling the enemy commander effectively neuters about 90% of decks if we are honest.

>>96261841

>>96261841
My wife

Discuss

Can any fellow Vivi player share their ratios? I'm struggling to figure out if I need more or less than 37 lands in the deck, among other things.

>>96262815
I've always liked it. I like mechanically unique tribal rewards instead of "HURRR NUMBER GO UP"

>>96262905
These are meme draft fodder cards, even lander tokens are better since they actually ramp you.

>>96260767
I wish you would stop besmirching my favorite commanders good name

>>96262905
it's alright
I don't think I'd ever use it for its first effect. If I had a utility land that I needed for combos, spending a card, four mana, and a land drop to get it is steep.

>>96262922
Read the second ability closely, its not about ramp

>>96262921
Man, I fucking love old Kamigawa and hate what they did to it in the return.

>>96262936
Aw come on anon, dont say that.
It was cool!
I cant wait for cyberpunk asguard!

Did it deserve the hammer?

>>96262926
>Good name
>Knew what he was doing was wrong and would likely fuck up the natural order of his plane.
>Couldn't resist taking orders from an older man in power.
>6 million kamigawans die
Face it anon, he's a naughty boyslut.

>>96262942
Fast mana has been a mistake in every format it's ever been printed in. The real issue is they are too cowardly to do the same to sol ring.

>>96262942
Yes.

>>96262861
I did, I have none of the cards. I just make decks on edrec to fuck with stats.
I sometimes make 1000 decks per day.

>>96261644
Which is a shame because the Professor himself is entertaining enough.

>>96262460
What are you doing with this exactly

>>96262982
>why are you attacking meeeeEEE??
He surely is entertaining if you behave like that and identify with such repugnant behavior

Let's settle this once and for all. What sets Magic apart from it's contemporaries? What makes it special for you?

>>96262955
true
I wish they would at least restrict sol ring to bracket 3. since they are already printing precons with bracket 3+4 cards, that change should be no problem.

>>96260834
I think people glossed over it due to seeing energy, but 2 mana to grab a 4 drop and below or at minimum just a removal for a creature is pretty great

>>96262982
I remember the episode where he guested the Command Zone to wag his finger at Josh for 2 hours because he said that banning Crypt was a good thing.

>play mana flare
>Everyone taps out
>Play static orb
>Table scoops
Easiest game of my dick

>>96263064
Prof is a fucking fart huffing pretentious retarded tranny loving giga faggot. How ANYONE here with a modicum of taste can like that faggot is beyond me. Reminder he casted a Dockside for 2 mana on turn 2 to get two treasure tokens only to make the rest of the table take their turns back before it got back to his turn and he realized how retarded his play was. I could take him in a fight effortlessly

>>96262942
yes
Ban sol ring too, burn it all down

>>96263082
He has good product reviews. He just doesn't do them anymore because he ran out of product and opinion pieces and gameplay shows pull in more viewers.

>>96261841
I dont know if she shows up now but for years she never even showed up on the results for possible commanders you could play

>>96261841
Trying to use him to stack the top of the deck, mostly big cascades at the moment but I believe

>>96263177
Would be playable if it wasn’t choose one

Is forge any good for testing out decks? I assume not really since its 1v1.

>>96263216
you can play a multiplayer game but the UI is horrendous. I wish it had some way to set up a scene like specific cards so it would have an edge over everyone else

I shelled out 50 bux for the space bug precon,gonna try it out tonight,first time going to the lgs in this town,what am i in for?

>>96263269
You know you are meant to put spaces after commas

>>96261387
unstable basics

Wheb did Wizards start catering to liberal sissy faggots? Why? I can't see that being sustainable when they make up like 7% of the population

>>96261841
Without looking it up, this guy. Old border only.

>>96261841
The deck sucks but I don't want to buy vivi

>>96263253
Can you do 4 player vs AI? I want to goldfish my deck before getting in paper.

>>96260961
There's also that 2 mana black counterspell I forget the name of. It's something along the lines of "counter target spell unless that players loses 5 life instead"
Pretty good for 2 mana, especially since you can catch people off guard since it's not blue.

>>96261841

>>96262942
Yes, high power games were gated by a $300 rock and it introduced a lot of luck in to cedh

what list of cedh staples should i proxy? sruff that sees play in pretty much every deck?

>>96263422
Just get a big boy job and buy the cards

>>96263422
all of them,wotc isnt going bankrumpt because of people not cracking 20 year old packs or some shit

>>96263431
>Whaling for a multi billion dollar company

>friends are making fun of me for playing Crusade in my deck

>>96263422
>cedh
Better off saving your money for your HRT treatments

>>96263315
yeah ai specificly. at least on the mobile version. no idea if they changed that for the tabletop one

>>96263413
>the monkey's finger curls
and now you have a midrange hell where blue farm dominates instead

>>96263488
tell them that it's ok to be white

>go insane trying to find the new precons at msrp online
>random store I have never seen before at the town centre had them
>my usual store was charging 60 dollars for them lmao
t-thank you

>>96263313
She still puts in work. It's a shame she's been pretty much powercreeped.

>>96263313
You don't need Vivi. Put this fella at the head and your deck just becomes better.

>>96263488
>jank night
>3 players brought a white deck
>2 crusades
>im running izzet
>3rd player drops his crusade

>>96263463
If a few hundred bucks for a hobby is too much for you, you are poor.

>>96263567
>>96263574
How many brands of izzet spell slinger are there, zzz

>>96263638
Act poor stay rich, bud.

>>96263650
90% of izzet commanders are spell slinger, just like how 90% of boros commanders are equipment slop. Yes there are exceptions, but there are so few that I stay disinterested in the colors as a whole.

>>96263661
This is cope said exclusively by people clearing under 6 figs

>Been playing on arena with my self mill zombie deck
>Go to build deck in paper, put this guy in
>Realize his draw effect is actually 4 mana, and arena just changes it to be 2
I hate alchemy. Are there any other good flashback/graveyard zombies that draw like this?

my izzet is equipments
my boros is spellslinger
my simic is voltron

>>96263661
>act poor to stay rich bud!
>i'll just grow my business where i can create customers that will always be loyal and buy my brand no matter what
>wait, what?
the irony is palpable

>>96263726
I don't know what point you're trying to make here. Either way I'm keeping me money.

>>96263669
People complain about my being "boring" for only playing mono commanders and then play boros equipment, golgari grave crap and azorius control.

>>96263739
>i'll keep my money and grow my business instead of being le bad paypig
>ignore the fact that businesses require le bad paypigs to be at the top anyways and that i'm just being a massive hypocrite
lol
>I don't know what point you're trying to make here
thanks for outing yourself as a larper kekw

Do not argue with the anti-proxy schizo, just ignore and move on.

>>96263767
speaking of moving on when will you admit to yourself that you're a poorfag?

>>96263767
This epic anon always assumes every poster is one specific person with one specific opinion.

>>96263013
dedicated resource cards. no other game does this and every other game sucks ass because of it. "ohhhh but getting land flooded/screwed feels bad!" every other game feels like dogshit without them

>Flip kuja and pass with 4 black mages and warn everyone that if I untap the game is over
>The last player passes to me after vomiting everything onto his board and I warn him again he needs to do something before I untap but he says it's fine
>I untap and cast jeskas will
>Someone finally tries to deadly rollick Kuja
>While it's on the stack I just keep casting instants and kill everyone
>The guy who is the most upset had a board wipe but didn't wanna use it because it would've hurt his board since he could possibly win next turn
Playing with randoms is annoying

>>96263945
Playing with you sounds annoying

>>96263935
I would argue speed plays a part too. Magic (outside combo slop) tends to be a methodical game. There's a lot of back and forth and in proportion to other games, fewer game actions being taken per turn. Meaning they're more impactful.

A game like Yu-Gi-Oh is over turn 2. Pokemon you're tearing through your entire deck from the start. Lorcana is Magic without instant-speed interaction.

>>96263013
best art
best gameplay
best lore(even if it has been in a steep downhill for at least a decade lmao)
can do multiplayer

>>96263954
Run removal timmy

>>96263957
on that note, there's also very little to no interaction in other games. people say blue is the only interactive color but every color's got instant speed removal of some sort, just stuff they can put their thumb in your eye with, in the right context. every other game feels like two players playing solitaire to see which deck pops off first, like if timmy play was enforced by the rules of the game.

>>96263971
No I don't think I will

>>96263945
the deadly rollick guy is to blame

>>96263013
Interaction at instant speed on your opponent's turn
Most other games don't bother to do this and for a very good reason

>>96263983
More like a very bad reason: "we dont want players to get mad playing our game"

>>96263975
>people say blue is the only interactive color
only because wotc lets it stay that way
to this day we have few silence effects compared to counterspells and we STILL don't have a thoughtseize variant that makes all of your opponents reveal their hands instead of just one

>>96263994
Other colors instant speed interaction is mostly combat tricks (pumping the team for red/green, defensive keywords for white, offensive for black). Black gets hand disruption too.

>>96263978
He also had a toxic deluge in hand but didn't use it for some reason
"I'm at 35 life there's no way you can kill me"

>>96263988
That's not the reason why

But I'm curious why you think that's a bad reason. If you were creating a game, would you want people to get mad playing your game?

>>96263013
That this format is four players.

>>96263975
Yu-Gi-Oh has a lot of interaction. Every deck runs three to upwards of ten always-online 0-mana counterspells. Its problems lie elsewhere.

Flesh and Blood I've heard is interactive, but it's garnered 0 interest in me.

>>96263945
>No, I WANT my opponents to be able to stop me whenever I'm about to win!
>Opponents proceed to bring more removal and stop you from winning
>No, now my playgroup is a bunch of tryhard maggots!
Why are you complaining about winning? Do you WANT your opponents to remove your shit every time you get ahead? Because That's the opposite side of the coin anon and is sucks FAR more.

>>96264031
Flesh and blood seems better than magic
But realistically every game is better than magic

>>96263945
Yeah this is a really weird post

>>96264031
>3-10
Most decks now a days try to run about 18 hand traps with the rest of the deck being 1 card combos with the side deck being board breakers or hard counters
Yugiohs problem is the constant tier 0 formats with 150$ staples that require 3 ofs and at this point rogue decks are just previous meta decks that got hit

>>96264038
he's complaining because pubstomping clueless opponents gets boring after a while
>No, now my playgroup is a bunch of tryhard maggots!
don't worry the kuja guy is a tryhard himself, he's running jeska's will lmao

Commander is better than any other card game because it achieves what every other card game cannot. You do not need to be a metaslave. You can BREW.

The various levels of play open up avenues for deck building, thee most important aspect of player expression. So long as you aren't a bracket 4 retard or mentally ill enough for CEDH, there are thousands of permutations of viable decks.

>>96264077
yes you can brew in edh but that's only because it's a free for all, 1v1 punishes you a lot more for running pet cards and bad builds

>>96264067
My usual play group plays strong stuff but when I sat down in a random pod and saw ur dragon I wanted to see how kuja would go, and I didn't think I'd just have a free game against 2 decks in blue
I like working through removal or setting up combos to push for a win when the time is right, not just an afk win

>>96264077
>You can brew!
Until bracket 4

>>96264102
Well, yes and no. The social aspect also comes into play. In 60-card you're incentivized to build thee best possible deck at all times because the end all be all is winning a match. Your opponent can't reasonably begrudge you for sweating for bringing the best legacy deck to a legacy tournament, even if the play patterns are miserable.

It's one of the reasons so many card games get bad. In my experience 1v1 card games are at their peak around tier 2-3. It's when you get the tier 1/0 formats that things get miserable. Because most players are meta slaves as a psychological default; they'll always gravitate toward the best stuff, even when it ruins the experience.

>>96264116
That's why I said so long as you aren't a bracket 4 retard. Even then, bracket 4 would be fine if WotC didn't delineate it as the designated sweat bracket where you're trying to win on turn 3.

>>96264127
Every card game in my area is hyper competitive, whether its magic, one piece, yugioh, flesh and blood, pokemon etc
Nearly everyone that shows up for locals are the players that go to every regional and usually make top cut, I don't know what casual locals is like

>>96264038
you did not pass grade 9 english class
it's that randos are so clueless and have no assessment, to the point that telling them about an upcoming win won't make them budge. one even had answers in hand but decided to hold them because????

>>96264127
>In 60-card you're incentivized to build the best possible deck at all times because the end all be all is winning a match.
incorrect, as 60 cards was rife with against the odds jank well before edh came into vogue, there was, in fact, a casual scene in 60 cards back in the day
it just so happens that people realized you can get away with being a lot more casual in a free for all multiplayer setting, that's why edh is now the most popular format

>>96264077
I love running silly objectively impractical and bad cards just for the off chance I get to do the very funny thing.

>>96264157
You're mostly correct. But the casual 60-card kitchen table scene is much akin to what commander is now, albeit on a less supported level.

Also no one is rushing out to build Saffron's decks. He builds them for content creation, and unless I'm mistaken are for bo1 arena games.

>>96264116
then don't play b4, even wotc knows the vast majority fall under b2/b3

Most of my old decks would be classified as b4 by virtue of game changers but they'd get smoked by WotC's definition of what a bracket four is. Game changers are such a dogshit concept.

Did we really need another panharmonicon and another parallel lives?
Im trying to play singleton over here!

Do you think Magic has a large skill ceiling?

>>96264238
>but they'd get smoked by WotC's definition of what a bracket four is.
no they don't, because you love your commander so much that you'll never replace it with a superior card; your commander is your waifu
show list so i can prove it to you

>>96264249
I would say it is large, definitely relative to other tcgs.
To other games? Nah.

>>96264255
Huh? I'm saying the decks I've built pre-brackets run game changers that'd mark them as bracket 4, but they are far too weak to stand up against bracket 4 decks.

>>96264249
Doomsday lines
Yes, definitely
Everything else
Probably, I lost a game last week off of a slightly suboptimal birthing pod play. It's certainly no candy crush here.

>>96264280
>they are far too weak to stand up against bracket 4 decks
only because you have a weak commander, just upgrade bro
except you won't because you're attached to your commander and that's why your decks are b4, because that bracket is waifu central
just like b1 is just chaos and mill, b4 is just powercrept commanders and that guy who REALLY loves tifa

>>96264302
No, I'm playing deliberately weak strategies that I shored up with game changers so they wouldn't get rolled over. I'm not super-attached to my commanders, since I gut them for new decks every month or so.

>>96264302
>Changed my omnath deck into tifa
>It became even more kill on sight then him
I honestly didn't think about how stupid the deck can get and how fast it is

>>96264309
>No, I'm playing deliberately weak strategies that I shored up with game changers so they wouldn't get rolled over.
ah so your waifu is (insert shit strat here, i'm guessing it's mill), congrats you're b4

>>96264302
I don't know what weird idea you're fixated on, but I'm sure you can think of a pile that includes 5 GCs that still wouldn't be playable with a stronger/more meta commander.

>pay 5
>collect endless salt
The amount of losers who have to crutch on ETBs is insane.

>>96264249
depends on the format

>>96264319
You keep making assumptions that make you look more and more retarded. I switch strategies too.

>>96264242
This is easily the worst thing to happen to the format. Having to make things work with limited tools is what gives the format its identity.
We share the format with people who have limited interest in deck building though and you should have gotten used to that now, its been going on for almost a decade.

>>96264333
you switch shit strat A to shit strat B, you're not beating the allegations
we're in an anime forum, you don't have to be ashamed to admit you're married to jank and that you want to push that jank using GCs

>>96264333
do you think he was correct once and is now trying to apply it to everyone, or that this is a new idea he's pushing?

>>96264320
the better question to ask is why are you limiting yourself to 5 GCs in the first place
>i just want to ok?!
yep, married to a concept, b4 it is
>i'm poor
proxy is your friend

>>96264342
I mean, no. That's literally what I said. I run jank and then I shore it up with some game changers to raise the general consistency.

All those decks still would've gotten slaughtered by actual bracket 4 decks. My winrate's gone up since I've built to bracket 3, as it actually demands a greater deckbuilding efficiency.

>>96262942
only if they banned sol ring as well but we all know thats never gonna happen

>>96264357
>I'm poor, so I'm allowed to cheat
no.

>>96264360
>I run jank and then I shore it up with some game changers to raise the general consistency.
then why are you ashamed to be b4?
>because i want to win!
why not upgrade to cedh then?
>because i want to win with my shit strat!
then you're b4
>i want to hang with lower power decks so i can win more!
then limit yourself to 3 GCs so you're b3
simple solutions to complex nerd problems

>>96264324
>5cmc 4/7
>keyword
>double effect
okay, pot

>>96264155
I know what you're communicating. I'm saying it doesn't matter, a win is a win, even better against willful retards. What, do you want your opponents to always have an answer when you're about to go for gold? Whining about your opponents handing you the win is nonsensical.

>>96264367
i think lowly of proxyfags but even i don't accuse them of cheating lmao

>>96264371
rofl anon what the fuck you just assumed a billion retarded things

>then why are you ashamed to be b4?
It's not about being "ashamed" you fucking moron. It's that the deck cannot be enjoyed when your opponents are trying to hard combo on turns 3-4.
>because i want to win!
It's not about winning, it's about actually putting up a fight and contributing to the game as a whole.
>then limit yourself to 3 GCs so you're b3
I am, I'm just calling the entire system retarded. You as well, I don't think I can keep talking with someone who makes this many assumptions. Farewell!

>>96264392
>Using something to do not normally possess to compete or give yourself an unfair advantage
It is literally the definition of cheating

>>96264399
>It's not about winning!
>ignore my past posts about being curbstomped btw
lol
>I am, I'm just calling the entire system retarded.
>aka i don't want to compromise because fuck other people things have to be done MY way and why should I have to CUT my GCs?!
lmao
>Farewell!
godspeed anon kek

>>96264409
>Using something to do not normally possess to compete or give yourself an unfair advantage
hard to claim that when you can just proxy yourself
yes proxyfags have little self restraint and they all eventually devolve into cedh anyways, but cheating it's not, because you can do it too

>>96264324
Posts like this really highlight how bad this thread is

>>96264432
ETB crutchfag detected, go blink yourself to a noose.

>>96264423
Anon anyone can cheat or break any law that doesnt mean they arent wrong to do or unfair if done.

>>96264452
>scribble a random island to say rhystic study
fuck, the pinkertons are coming...

>>96264448
I mean sure some of my decks haha ETB is a basic part of the game. You sound very insecure and like you are desperately looking for justification to elevate your status, the near instant reply really solidifies this theory.

>>96264466
Says the salty fag.

>>96264478
>anon all but confirms what I said

>>96264385
>wanting to not play with drooling retards is nonsensical

Would anyone find a website useful that's like a pastebin for decks? Kind of like a very simple moxfield/archidect but without signups to share lists of cards/decklists on imageboards? I've been working on this on the side and I'm debating if I should finish this project or nah.

>>96264524
Id use it as long as you either dont use images at all or default to oldest printing

Was at EDH night last night and we got to joking around about 'double haste' and how that would work. I had the idea of flinging creatures from hand to do damage equal to its power...how broken would this effect be?

>>96264660
>Was at EDH night last night and we got to joking around about 'double haste' and how that would work

Why do people compare Sol Ring to Mana Crypt?

>>96264748
What "people"?

>>96264748
{T}: Add {C}{C}

>>96264759
One was $200 the other came in every precon

>>96264748
Because they are comparable.

>>96264774
Because WOTC wanted it that way. You think they couldn't have stopped printed sol ring?

>>96264774
they should unban mana crypt so they can reprint it more and lower the price

>>96261271
Your head has a dent in it. You are dented.
If youre reanimating something it’s because it’s useful to you on the field. The purpose of Yixlid is to shut off things that only work in the graveyard like dredge, or effects that let you oh to exile them from grave for effects like pic here >>96263693

>>96264800
Nuhuh anon he got him with his epic post you are in fact seethemaxxing right now

>>96264748
both are artifacts that give you 2 colourless on turn 1

>>96264669
I like some of these goofy effects. This and last strike and triple strike are cool

>>96260670
sure, he seems very chill as a person, compared to a whole lot of similar people in that industry. I hope he doesn't ask what I think about his music though, I'm not a fan.
>if I win you have to help me get taylor swift's autograph haha no but really haha you do have to do that haha please haha

>>96260682
>>96260565 (OP)
Usually when we play at the LGS at straight rectangular tables people just kind of remain shoulder to shoulder with their cards straight in front of them, super visible to whoever is next to them. I think it's really strange, I always angle my mat and chair a bit so I sit a little more diagonal to the person next to me.

>>96264867
Last strike is cool but I see how it could cause confusion with double strike for new players.
They should still try to make some equivalent mechanic.

>>96260893
isn't its power really dependent on the deck?
at 3cmc, generous gift destroying it means the deck needs reanimation/recursion.

Absent at 3cmc, just means they wait a turn.

>>96264543
What would make it different from pastebin then?

>Stoner retard joins the pod
>Leaves the table constantly to run outside and hit his dab or whatever
>Tried to counter a spell of mine 4 different times with stifle.

I'm building vivi

>>96264964
terminal lack of imagination

>>96264964
i'm building black watlz 3

>>96263592
Based. Sounds like you have the best playgroup of the thread

>>96264964
>nadu, but blue-red
I don't enjoy playing against Vivi

Why didn't he get a Secret Lair?

I miss blocks

>>96264902
True. Double strike always causes confusion with how the extra damage phase it creates and the triggers that can happen between steps.

>>96264968
I wanted to build a vivi deck before everything even got revealed even if he was shit. It's unfortunate he's a castable Hiroshima but he's still my favorite character

>>96264973
I want to build kuja and just have waltz in the 99

>>96262476
I noticed there are a lot of different legendaries that give you "experience counter", do those stack or are they unique for each of the legendaries that grant them?
could you gain +3 experience counters before even playing Minthara and her having Ward 3 right from the start?

>>96265036
There is only one kind of experience counter, so whatever you have for experience counts for all.

>>96262905
It's worse than expedition but is a good second copy that can cheaply get a basic in case you have your cabal coffers already

>>96265036
>could you gain +3 experience counters before even playing Minthara and her having Ward 3 right from the start?
yes

>>96265036
Yes but Daxos is the only other one in her colors. You can run him too but it probably pulls the strategy too thin since he wants enchantments and she wants aristocrats or flicker stuff. Proliferate cards are what you want to look for with Minthara. The flicker build is fun.

>>96265060
>>96265065
>>96265067
oh shit, looks like I'm making an experience counter deck

>>96265090
Get one counter and start proliferating. Any aristocrat stuff is a trap since she only triggers once on your end step. You can trigger off something like a fetch anyway.

What? UG released a Harry Potter set of Boulders? By the one and only JK Rowling, Trans-Hater and blight of the woken world? Due to the backlash they pulled the entire product line, stopped shipping any more product and issued a recall?
No.

>>96265036
I have her in the 99 of my Kelsien deck. It also has Kalemne, Daxos, and Otharri for a go-wide strat

>>96264933
The fact its a dedicated place to store and browse decks without the shit bloat I assume

>>96265158
Kelsien does seem to be the best choice for the theme right now.

>>96265150
Its one thing to be boring and defeatist
Its another to be boring, defeatist and insist other people be become boring and shitty
Especially when you double post your boring and defeatist opinion

>>96265174
here's that (You) you were fishing for

>added a card that makes a specific token
>Don't have that token
I'm already about to fucking cut it, not having the right tokens is the biggest fucking pet peeve of mine

>>96265248
They make a pill for that. For me it's face down, unsleeved cards

>>96265248
>>96265253
I prefer to draw them myself, whichever ones I don't have.

>>96265090
I run minty as a proliferate/flicker deck to get the number up quicker.
The highest I have ever gotten her to is 36 experience counters.
Lae'zel is great to get out early

>>96265260
Time for sharpied up islands or good goy dry erase tokens I guess.

>>96265291
what are you talking about, I have a stack of normal index cards and a marker. I still own the card that makes the tokens, why wouldn't I keep the token around

>>96265152
Just bought this box from them, didn't know I was signalling being chuddy with it

WOOD

>>96265309
wood? like from trees?

>>96265321
Yes anon but also I would if you know what I mean

>>96265309
This changeling is making me act up, is this why the elves on Lorwyn kill them too? Because they're afraid of them taking their men? She's very pretty, she wouldn't even have to change for me.

>>96264906
You have to remember, it's non-destructive removal that gives your opponent a dead draw. You can even cast it where X is 0 so it costs less than Generous Gift to boot.

>>96263983
Yes I agree because locking the game to sorcery speed NEVER results in undesirable play patterns emerging from certainty your turn can't be interrupted.

>>96265504
this isn't an issue with pokemon because nobody plays that game anyways

>>96265152
I'm so glad I've resisted these amerilard virtue signaling slap fights for 15 years and counting.

>There's a snek vraska
Alright, time to hit up MPC I guess

Thoughts on Alibou as a commander? Seems underrated and has strong synergy with cards like The Brother's War.

>>96265619
Too bad he's not red/white/blue to be a literal amerigolem

>>96264940
What a weak bitch.
I smoke dab right at the table and ignore them when i forget to blow the smoke straight up and they complain.
I only stop if a woman asks in the hope i seem chivilrous and they let me then use it as a first encounter to eventuallt court them through my autismal charasmatic force.
So yeah smoking is cool and gets you chicks smoke constantly in front of everyone. Ciggs weed or vapes just smoke.

>>96265619
i understand why Alibou is RW, but, goddamn do I wish he was either mono-W or UW to run in the 99 of the esper Urza. Growing mechanical army is such a fun concept, and I'll be damned if Alibou didn't sit perfectly amongst an army of Karnstructs.

>>96265630
I did this and can confirm. some old demented hag came over to beg for a fag and when I said no, you smell bad she went off to nag and pick up butts off the land

I have like 15 decks and I only like one right now

Is this supposed to mean static like electricity, or static as in, you are held static

>>96265675
Sounds like you have 1 deck.

>>96264940
>Tried to counter a spell of mine 4 different times with stifle.
godfuuuuckingdamn I can relate. Some stoner dipshit tried counterspelling my Maze's End three times in a row

All of my decks suck, I'm getting tired of my opponents all having unlimited value machines and I just sit there and twiddle my fingers.

>>96265689
held static. they're supposed to be frozen in time, unable to move.

>>96265689

>>96265694
Get more card draw. As much as everyone hates the stereotypical "do thing, draw card" archetype, it's what makes decks go zoom

>>96265694
why aren't you boardwiping those value engines?

>>96265704
>>96265705
Need to inform the other artists then

>>96265724
that art isnt a good example of it cuz the water is being held in place in the orb (thats why its raining in the picture)

>>96265675
I sort of get that feeling too sometimes. What happened? Did you get sick of the rest of them or did that one end up being your most liked?

>>96265742
They're just so inconsistent compared to the first deck that I've been changing since 2017

>>96265724
Hey retard, I know readong is hard, but if you look beyond 'the blue static electricity looking stuff' in the art' youll see the referance in the flavor text of time.
Its an artifact that makes a field around it, the art youre referancing before just shows the slowed soldiers in the field. Where do you think its coming from?

>>96265774
>changing since 2017
That could be it. The deck you've been working on all this time has been tuned and worked on all this time to play the way you like it. The others presumably haven't had this amount of attention? When this happens I sometimes commit myself to sticking with a deck I want to work on for a couple of game nights in a row and seeing what I can change to make it play better. Doesn't always work but it sometimes helps me see why I may not like some decks as much and if I really want to keep them or not.

>>96265795
Hell i just looked again at the arm in the upper left showing da orb.
Hell it was kaladesh they just needed to fit the theme instead of putting a ball there.
I blame the Philistines for you people

>>96265520
I mean I agree but at the same time you'd be hard-pressed to find a good counterpoint since most card games die very fast unless they have colossal financial backing to survive the early years.

>>96265693
>>96264940
>Have to explain to a stoner multiple times that attacking me with mindskinner does nothing because I have pariah on my commander.
>He keeps attacking me

does your locals allow unset cards within reason?

I run this shitty-ass card in my Mr. House and it's like the only deck ever that I feel this card is even slightly okay in.

>>96265152
>Hey the Harry Potter bitch is shitting on us troons. Should we attack her by pointing out her bad writing, or how she tried to make a character gay only AFTER the books ended? Or how she retroactively race swapped one of the main characters only AFTER the books and movies were done? Or how she clearly had ghost writers doing writing based on her writing style for that play she wrote?
>No, let's ignore all that and act like mentally ill retards calling her stupid manchild things like fuckstronaut and TERF while trying to enact feeble boycotts of a brand most people don't even associate with her!

Goddamn I hate troons.

>was $80
>crashed to like $6
What happened

>>96265619
Another generic artifactslop commander in a sea of artifactslop commanders.

>>96265939
7 mana do nothing is no longer good enough

>>96265888
There's zero reason for this to be silver bordered.

>>96265913
>tfw you call her out for both and you're not a troon

there's way more egregious shit about her writing than what you just listed.
>every single villain is traditionally ugly
>even nonmagical people are referred to with slurs
>the reason wizards stay secret is because they don't want to be bothered to solve problems like poverty, disease, and war
>despite having no scarcity in the wizarding world, poverty still exists for...some reason
>the only asian in the entire 7 book series is named 'cho chang'. There's also characters like 'kingsley shacklebolt', and while a detail only in the movies, seamus finnigan, one of the only 2 irish characters, is constantly exploding
>the white savior shit with hermione, where we're supposed to oppose her wanting to free the happy, willful, abused slave races
>multiple magical, intelligent races are treated worse than second class citizens and not ALLOWED to even use wands or magic
>we're meant to pity severus snape, who was so tilted that his waifu liked another guy that his crashout resulted in him joining the wizard nazis, and he only turned when he found out the wizard nazis wanted to kill his waifu too

>>96265888
what the fuck is a yellow dragon

>>96265888
while i get your point unsets are tricky and a slippery slope; once you allow one card it becomes an argument to allow things like chaos orb because hurr durr it's casual what's wrong with dexterity cards
sword of dnd should've been printed in a legit set a long time ago and hooray that rosewater isn't getting his pet project made anymore, the joke was ran to the ground a long time ago

>>96265966
where do you see 'yellow dragon'?

>>96265969
that's why I said 'within reason'

>>96265939
7 mana to *maybe* kill one (1) player isn't even worth $3

>>96265976
it's a reference to an old /tg/ screencap.

>>96265957
It's just because it was made before they went whole hog on UB. It'd be a black border care if it came out today.

>>96265948
>>96265986
>CGB still seething

>>96265939
turns out you can just reanimate/ramp out something that wins you the game instead of the funny cactus man

>>96265957
There was when it was printed

>drinks while he plays EDH
>ignores the ban list
>cracks packs like an addict

Am I lame if I use hoof to end games with golgari tokens? I don't know what other finishers to use.

>>96265995
No it isn't

>>96266076
keep on hoofing friend don't let haters stop you

Is she what she once was? Or has power crept made her a shadow of her former self?

>>96265965
all of this reads like a screeching tranny though

>>96266091
probably because trans people live rent free in your head.

>>96266004
>hole hog

>>96266069
This guy is a fat retard and his animations are the ugliest thing I've ever seen

>>96266076
might be a bit overdone at this point but if it still works it works

>>96266081
"what the fuck is a yellow dragon" is, yes.

>>96266087
dies to removal

>>96266100
Post it

>>96266093
and yet the trannies made UG recall a product line, how could figments of my imagination do that?

>>96266112
well, I'm not trans and you're still calling me one, and you're assuming that everyone who contacted ultimate guard was trans.

So...

>>96266117
only trannies say "trans"

>>96266119
rent. free.

>>96266122
H.R.T.

>>96266087
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

>>96266076
I wouldn't let it get to you. The game has to end eventually. And that you even have a game ending strategy is a plus I'd say.

>>96266109

Why is this game consumed with troons?

>>96266087
She's still quite good in the sense she stomps most casual pods with no real effort.

>>96266163
Autism.

Sometimes, I like to put suboptimal removal in my deck.

>I need a single card that can win the game bro
Say no more.

>>96266180
>Spend 20 mana to do it
>They spent 1 mana to counter it

>>96266172
troons are very autistic btw

>>96266202

>>96266151
I'm not reading all that

>>96266227
I counter it

>>96266202
Do bracket 2 tables even run counters

>>96265913
I just remember her as the retard mold lady who got reamed by the DBZA guy on twitter.

>>96266234
don't you know that arcane denial is the best 2 mana counter?!

>>96265939
It was never good but newbies and people who didn't play decided it was. I saw threads on /tg/ and /v/ about how this was absurd and they could not believe magic would allow such a thing.

I have never seen anyone use this shit. Dies to removal.

>>96266180
Seems good with the funni squirrel.

>landfall power doubler
>is dirt cheap
how, this guy sounds like an auto-include in so many decks

>>96266095
Posts like this are a diamond dozen

>>96266272
she cute :3

>>96266229
okay

>>96266276
Landfall doesn't want to kill people, it wants to durdle for 20 turns and draw its deck.

>>96266276
costs 4

>>96266069
This guys thumbnails look like pure AI slop and are full of clickbait titles. He also seems to really hate the community. Just seems like he tries to copy moistcritikal to a degree, too. But his thumbnails are pure click-repelent.

>>96266087
She is still a major threat. She is not some OP commander IMO but people still groan about her and she is very capable of being a big problem.

>>96266163
I don't get why you don't pick up a more appropriate hobby like shooting, fishing, hiking, mountain climbing, sports, etc.

>>96266277
Two eaches own

>>96266282
No, I very much want to kill you with 20 badgers.

>>96266321
God this is such a reddit card

>>96266326
I mean, it's what she does.

>>96266332
>in an battle

>>96266339
Do you think that the attack phase is the only part of the game in which we Wizards are battling, anon?

>>96266321
badger x23
mushroom, mushroom

>>96266349
>In an battle
He referring to it being grammatically incorrect.

>>96266127
doesn't this "miss timing" for a lack of better word

>>96266369
no, "and isn't blocked" means it needs to be attacking during the declare blockers step and not be assigned a blocker. kaalia doesn't skip his trigger.

>>96266286
>>96266096
Philistines are out in full force today.

>>96266390
is there a mtg term for "miss timing"? "miss the trigger window"?

>>96266408
Its called 'being retarded'

>>96266069
I can't enjoy any gameplay videos that don't show the cards being played in great detail, so far only (some) Command Zone episodes are watchable.

>>96266286
I'm very turned off by the AI thumbnails, though I enjoy the videos themselves.

>>96266408
"miss timing" or "missed a trigger" generally refers to when a player has something that triggers and they forgot it.
the situation you're referring to doesn't have a name that I've heard used, just someone getting a lecture on the text of the card. you can probably say something like "missed the window" and people will get what you mean. for kaalia specifically anything with a "whenever this attacks" trigger is an easy example.

>>96266390
It's wording has always seemed bad. If they wanted him to work this way I didn't know why they didn't make it an on combat damage to a player trigger instead of wording the way they did.

>>96266408
Not really. This isn't like Yu-Gi-Oh where you can chain block or plan around forcing your opponents Paleozoic to miss timing by changing to traps they activate. Pretty much everything is an if a effect and every cars operates like Hot Red Dragon Archfiend Abyss where it targets the effect.

>>96266414
anon please I'm just trying to learn the game :(

>>96263945
Missing some context, maybe they really were next-to-0-removal bracket 1-2 people, but that sounds frustrating for all parties involved. I'd say it's fair of you to frankly state at the end of your own turn you're probably winning if Kuja's still there when you next untap.

>>96266428
being so roundabout in killing someone is a cruelty in itself and this demon happens to be a master of that

>>96266440
there is a lot to learn in this game, don't let that get (Ya) down anon.

>>96263945
>literally state the situation
>it's ignored
yeah, this grinds my gears too

>>96266437
>Paleozoic
Toadally Awesome in MtG when?

>>96266466
let me get my magnifying glass...

>Be far ahead on a board state
>Have a spell give my board indestructible
>Farewell or forced sac board wipe
There a worse feeling?

>>96266480
someone stifling your fetch land

>>96266461
Alright that's fair and on theme. I'll give it that. Giving the creature itself ways to inflict cruelties onto the players themselves is something.

>>96266466
Oh how I wish. Xyzs were always my favorite summoning mechanic. Closest this game has is mutating and that's a whole mess of rulings and limitations. Meld kind of comes close but it's pretty limited too.

>>96266480
don't worry, they won't see it coming the next time there's a board wipe!

>>96265939
>pre-release hype dies down
>prices everywhere crash
>this has happened every single set literally ever
How the fuck do you dumbasses still not understand this?

>>96266480
redirect your equip to thrir voltron

>>96266503
One ring went from like 40 on preorder to 80 dollars. It isn't a guarantee all prices drop.

>>96265939
people realized the meme gimmick cards is just a meme gimmick card

>>96266518
No, but 99% of the cards in every set go from 20-50+ down to single digits

>>96266480
you're not getting TPro in bracket 2 anon

>>96266532
>he still needs the TPro crutch
They never see it coming.

>>96266087
>I have ghostly prison and you're tapped out after attacking with kaalia and paying 2, doesn't matter that she triggers, that dragon can't attack me, lol
>...

>>96266565
I don't think ghostly prison works that way

>>96266233
I counter your counter

>>96266578
That's my point of posting this
>...
Right after.

>>96265939
>aetherdrift collector booster boxes down to 180 bucks
Nothing of worth in them bitches or something?

>>96266617
Sorry, it wasn't really clear since no one in the OP was saying that.

>>96266625
Meanwhile EOE collector boxes and packs are totally sold out at my LGS. FF also sold so fast they just started buying Japanese collector boxes to resell.

>>96266562
>forced to hold up 6 mana for a possible wipe from your 3 opponents
lol

>>96266648
Aetherdrift didn't have reprints of ancient tomb and shocklands in it.

>>96266625
Saw a video on this just today, apparently the highest value card is something like $19
I don't think anyone even wants those fuck-ugly skater art prints

>>96266607

>>96266677
EOE was lowkey a lands set

Finalizing my three dogs list shortly. "Finalizing" will post here tonight looking for feedback thank you friends :D

>>96266725
If it doesn't have front line heroism in it, its shit.

*taps Grand Abolisher*

>>96266749
Why the fuck is this a rare?

>>96266740
>front line heroism
Not him but the token this makes is so cool. It's almost enough to make me want to build something around it.

>>96265965
Troon post

>>96266757
grand abolisher shines in cedh

>>96266769
alt right post

>>96266740
I do now! Surprised I missed this

>>96266725
>>96266740
I don't see how these synergize

>>96266964
Gives you a body which means an extra copy on etb and then continues to do so everything you enchant your commander. I was looking for more passive token generation like this

>>96266964
>three digs needs auras and bodies
>Frontline makes bodies and copies with the aura already on it to double up, and even can attack the turn it comes in
You're a fool then.

>>96266480
>>96266480
As an Abzan player, I live for this shit.

>>96266976
Recommend Archon of Sun's grace and ainok strike leader too if you don't already have them on the list.

>>96267000
>>96267000
>>96267000

>>96266076
I would personally say yes, but other people call me lame for winning through infinite combos. Fuck caring about if other people think hoofing for the win is lame; if they hate it so much they should learn to stop it.

tatyova vs Aesi for simic landfall which one would you pick?

>>96260608
They couldn't work out how to play kitchen table so needed kitchen table tournament rules pack.

>>96265939
preorder prices

>>96265939
>no haste
>no trample
>no protection
>no combos for one turn win
>not playable in other formats
>just a standard set rare
it's still overpriced