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It was a first edition Pathfinder game that didn't take itself seriously at all, where we all played kobolds. My character was an Oracle of Urgathoa, the godess of undeath and hedonism (especially gluttony). My character was extremely racist against any non-kobold (or Warmbloods, as he called them) and was wierdly self-obsessed and arrogant for a member of his race. He was also very hedonistic in his desires: his ultimate goal (which obviously never happened) was becoming the nest's rouler and subjugating everything he could with his "Undead army", all the while keeping the best food, the shiniest jewels and the most beautiful female kobolds for himself. He also had a penchant for eating his enemies.
He tried every time he could to sleep with any kobold he fancied, and since Oracles are Charisma-based and have Diplomacy as a class skill, he had a decent chance at doing so, although he usually failed due to his extremely antisocial behaviour. Essentially, the joke boiled down to "your character would absolutely fuck a dryad, but then he'd feel incredibly ashamed due to not only having had sex with a WARMBLOOD, but potentially having created a halfbreed".
It's not even funny, it's just uncomfortable.
The campaign ended relatively quickly due to one player's scheduling issues, which is sad, as I had lots of fun roleplaying as deranged kobold that cackled like a maniac.
