Thread 96285527

Welcome to da Salty Squig. How Orky is ya?

The knockouts are upon us in the 2025 4chan Summer Cup. Having survived the group stage, /tg/ now has a chance to advance. We'll soon be playing /fit/ in our Round of 16 match - a rematch from six months ago, where we took a 5-3 win in the group stage.
Details can be found at implyingrigged (dot) info.

How did the team become filled with such awful players.
It's a team that shames /tg/.

>>96285585
We'll be holding a poll for the team composition for the next cup, starting during the match. Feel free to suggest players.

>>96285585
We have like two memes that aren't 15 years old

Rolled 6 (1d20)

After a series of high-scoring matches and the ensuing half-hour delay, we're up next. Get in 'ere, boyz.

Off to a good start, as the Whizzard takes his second goal of the tournament. Dare you enter his magical realm?

>>96285585
Because instead of doing anything about it you bitch and whine, just like every cup.

And the first bump of cocaine hits.

Looking solid at the half. As promised, below is our poll, posted while we're still playing. It'll stay open until the end of the cup and then some.
https://forms.gle/Q9bX4PnjCBAz6wgL8

His cocaine hit and the Omnissiah's blessings seem to be upon us.

But there's still everything to play for, as Zyzz scores a very impressive goal of his own.

>>96285527 (OP)
I haz had a bowl of daka thiz mornin

And then to 3-2. It's never safe.

And now it's over, with a miracle miss at 90+++ saving us from eggsdra dime. We're through to the quarter-finals tomorrow. Omnissiah be praised.

We play /vm/ tomorrow

>>96286760
With tough competition everywhere in the bracket.

Iz so orky Iz eats gubbinz, wit no milk

>>96286055
The most dangerous lead.

>>96285527 (OP)
>the world with the lethal death sport is the peaceful one
Maybe all the world’s nations should have death sports
Then violent retards and sadists wouldn’t feel so alone

The final match day is upon us.

We're playing in about 2 hours

>>96285527 (OP)
Da zog's a salty squig, ya mukker?

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

We're up next. Get in 'ere, boyz.

Nothing yet scored in a nailbiter of a first half. There's still everything for which to play.

Please vote in our poll. >>96285998

It's getting late in the game, but the this one is going in the Book of Groodges as he breaks open the game.

And there's a second on in the Book!

The chicken jockey brings it back into contention as we go into overtime.

But as tense as it was, we're through to the semi-finals, Omnissiah be praised.

>>96291959
TWO STARS

FUCK WE BETTER BEAT /SP/ THIS TIME

TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL BOYZ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Rolled 7 (1d20)

It's time.

The semi-final against /sp/ is off to a poor start against our white whale.

grim

>>96292689
Dire.

Not a single on-target shot at the half. Has the Omnissiah forsaken us?

One thin coat is better than none.

THINNED DOT COM

So ends the dream of a second star. We'll be playing again now, in a rematch with group-stage rivals /biz/ with the coveted third-place trophy on the line.

it was a good run lads, we got a very unlucky matchup

Rolled 13 (1d20)

So begins our final match of the tournament.

Praise the Omnissiah! One thin coat to open the game.

>>96285527 (OP)
'nuff sed

And a grudge from the group stage is settled.

Doomrider takes his first bump of cocaine.

Another grudge settled.

A hat-trick for the Book.

3rd is pretty good considering we were managerless the whole tournament

>>96285527 (OP)
>how Orky iz i? i built da ladz some proppa shootas outta skrap!
>without any skrap at all!!
>only thru da power of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

That's it for our run, taking third place in an Elite in one of /tg/'s best historical results. We'll see you all in Winter.
Reminder that we're looking for a manager, so get in touch if you're interested and, as always, please vote in our poll. >>96285998

Congratulations /tg/, you now is the proud owner of the most coveted and prestigious 3rd place trophy (the REAL prize)

>>96293116
A fine addition to our collection

>>96293103
please suggest some new players, preferably related to this (ded) board

Where was the third place winning /tg/ in their semifinal match?

And that's it for the cup. /sp/ went on past their triumph over us to remove the asterisk from their second star and it's all over.

>>96293416
playing against the best team in the cup

>>96293187
Much like /b/ we've been running on empty memewise for a decade and a half

>>96293086
Without a manager this may unfortunately be our ceiling

>>96293416
Henderson was busy having Parkinson's with almost no time on the clock