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Anonymous No.96289973 >>96290014 >>96290030 >>96290033 >>96290051 >>96290053 >>96290090 >>96290102 >>96290147 >>96290169 >>96290827 >>96291430 >>96291511 >>96292283 >>96293442 >>96293743 >>96293892 >>96294125 >>96294410 >>96294760 >>96294835 >>96295764 >>96296081 >>96298476 >>96298609 >>96300545 >>96300732 >>96303032 >>96307545 >>96307704 >>96309591 >>96309919
>this orc gropes you
How does your character react?
Anonymous No.96290014
>>96289973 (OP)
“What a forward little chud you are!”
Anonymous No.96290030 >>96293438 >>96300732 >>96303808 >>96303827
>>96289973 (OP)
Everyday i ask myself why i keep coming to this cesspool of a site.
I sincerely hope you will join the 41% soon op, and take the jannies with you.
Anonymous No.96290033
>>96289973 (OP)
My character eviscerates the orc, cremates it's remains, and consigns its soul to the blackest, most terrible of oblivions, then proceeds to do the same to each and every member of its race as well as its entire fucking pantheon of gods, as well as anyone it ever fucked.
Anonymous No.96290045
Grope back.
Anonymous No.96290051 >>96300732
>>96289973 (OP)
>>this orc gropes you
I cum
>How does your character react?
He cums too
Anonymous No.96290053
>>96289973 (OP)
>dude 1: magically removes his skeleton and integrates it into the palanquin
>dude 2: unzips sword and inserts it into his gob
>chick: casts sleep spell and unzips pickaxe to coup-de-grace
Anonymous No.96290090
>>96289973 (OP)
Anonymous No.96290102
>>96289973 (OP)
"Y-y-you too!"
Anonymous No.96290147 >>96290285
>>96289973 (OP)
I ask him if he's trying to steal my twinkie while violently blushing
No one steals my FUCKING twinkie
This thread sucks No.96290169
>>96289973 (OP)
Cool, another magical realm thread.
Anonymous No.96290214 >>96300732
How does it grope me?
It doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.96290285 >>96294496
>>96290147
hey, handsome, is that a twinkie in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Anonymous No.96290827
>>96289973 (OP)
Anonymous No.96291430 >>96292507 >>96295053 >>96310015
>>96289973 (OP)
Rips a greasy pepperoni fart directly in his mouth.
Anonymous No.96291511
>>96289973 (OP)
Tell him "me not that kind of orc", he'll understand.
Anonymous No.96292283
>>96289973 (OP)
Rape it
Anonymous No.96292507
>>96291430
You are based
Anonymous No.96293438
>>96290030
>Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Anonymous No.96293442
>>96289973 (OP)
grope back
Anonymous No.96293743
>>96289973 (OP)
Laser eyes
Anonymous No.96293892
>>96289973 (OP)
Poke his dick
Anonymous No.96294125
>>96289973 (OP)
Vaporizaiton, who on Earth would let a creature like this within arm's reach?
Anonymous No.96294410
>>96289973 (OP)
Anonymous No.96294496
>>96290285
>The orc reaches into his pocket and pulls out a packet of swiss rolls, which he then decides to eat.
Anonymous No.96294760
>>96289973 (OP)
>(VTM) RED KNIGHT, vampire superhero, hobo Batman and former boxing champion… would be chill but tell the orc that he only lust after JUSTICE!
>(VTM) Banshee, vampire based on the myth of the banshee, daughter of cacophony and too old and proud to be amused by such antics… would just use her voice to damage his internal organs. Since he’s probably not an immortal or a werewolf he probably dies from internal bleeding
>(Hunters Hunted) Astral Psycho Punk Hunter Girl… can do nothing against it except marvel that LOTR orcs are real
Anonymous No.96294835
>>96289973 (OP)
He rapes the orc.
Anonymous No.96295053
>>96291430
the hero /tg/ needs, but doesn't deserve
Anonymous No.96295764
>>96289973 (OP)
With grace and elan
Anonymous No.96296081
>>96289973 (OP)
Incinerate him with dragon’s breath.
Anonymous No.96298476
>>96289973 (OP)
Enjoy it
Anonymous No.96298609
>>96289973 (OP)
2 campaigns currently.

>campaign 1 D&D 5e, ugly dwarf Oathbreaker Paladin. This is a novel new form of harassment for him but he's racist and its an orc so Smiting ensues.

>Campaign 2 PF2e, Dhampir Oracle of bones. Murdering someone in broad daylight in the middle of a populated city is a bad idea so the Dhampir tries to leave, if that doesn't work he'll attempt to incapacitate the orc with Admonishing Ray and call the guards.
Anonymous No.96300545 >>96309578
>>96289973 (OP)
Slap him
Anonymous No.96300732
>>96289973 (OP)
I'm a 5etard so I call him a mexican slur and get beaten to death.

>>96290051
Based

>>96290030
Rope retard

>>96290214
Just like your games
Anonymous No.96303032
>>96289973 (OP)
Fart on him
Anonymous No.96303808 >>96309364 >>96309979
>>96290030
>41%
Hey come on man, I don't want to be associated with "people" like OP
Anonymous No.96303827
>>96290030
Based
Anonymous No.96307545
>>96289973 (OP)
he cooms
Anonymous No.96307704
>>96289973 (OP)
My femboy character tells the orc "bigger dick tops, them's the rules", and pulls out 12 inch dong from under his skirt.
Anonymous No.96309364 >>96309472 >>96309979
>>96303808
YWNBAW
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.96309472 >>96309629
>>96309364
I love you too anon :3
Anonymous No.96309578
>>96300545
>my parents are deeeeaaaaaaadddd!
Anonymous No.96309591
>>96289973 (OP)
>play a halfling
"Guards! We got a child toucher over here!"
Anonymous No.96309629 >>96309824
>>96309472
You fags literally ruin every hobby you come into contact with and also rape kids, I have every reason to hate you.
Anonymous No.96309824
>>96309629
And your hate makes me feel loved because there's something wrong with my brain, we were made for eachother anon. Let's start a campaign and ruin it together <3
Which system do you prefer?
Anonymous No.96309919
>>96289973 (OP)
>How does your character react?
immediate concern that the orc will realise there's nothing there.and that this human wizard is not actually a human.
Anonymous No.96309979
>>96303808
kys troon
>>96309364
based
Anonymous No.96310015
>>96291430
>orc gets harder
now what?
Anonymous No.96310078 >>96310148
Why tf did this post get infested with a pack of /pol/ tourists? What happened?
Anonymous No.96310148 >>96310180 >>96310580
>>96310078
>tranny demands attention and asspats for being a troon
>gets told to fuck off like the attention whoring cunt he is
>BAWWWWWWW LE /POL/ IS LE OPPRESSING MEEEE
Every time
Anonymous No.96310180 >>96310580
>>96310148
I'm seeing a lot of /pol/tards and no trannies. Stop shitting up the thread.
Anonymous No.96310580
>>96310148
Woah woah woah there pal, that wasn't me going around crying /pol/.
I love /pol/tards because they're free entertainment

>>96310180
It's me, I'm the tranny anon is talking about (I should get at least a 2-day ban for trolling but the mods suck at their job)