Thread 96291370

Why haven’t you created your own card game yet?

>>96291370 (OP)
I don't care for card games.

>>96291370 (OP)
I bet he did it entirely solo with capital he raised himself.
It's no sin to have advantages and succeed, but the breathless media fawning over "child genius" entrepreneurs amounts to a humiliation ritual.

Why are they all fat?
>boardgamegeek
>score of 5.1
Owch.

Oh wait, I just realised
>fat
>makes card game about junkfood
It all makes sense.

>main website: 1000% kickstart goal!
>kickstarter: $25k (700 backers)
Looking at the kickstarter itself... product already made by a professional artist (who?) and with multiple merch deals or whatever already available (shirts).
Seems more like a full time job than something a child could have made.

>>96291370 (OP)
I'm workin' on it

>>96291638
Are you saying that the parents made the game and then lied about their son making it for marketing purposes?

>>96291370 (OP)
Why do his parents have different surnames?

>>96291370 (OP)
too busy worldbuilding

>>96291771
Not all couples, even stable and long-term ones, are married, and not all married couples choose to take the surname.

>>96291771
>why do alternative-looking loser-ish fat freaks not operate by societal norms
People like them are why "common law" bullshittery exists

>>96291603
This. It's all just so boomers could have a feel good story and have an excuse to berate their kids for being lazy fuck ups all while ignoring any potential connections and resources the kid already had. Hell, I seen it enough times that a "child genius" just stole an idea .

>>96292294
>alternative-looking
Those people look like about as bog-standard middle-class white people as it's possible to be. They dress normal, there's no tattoos, noticeable piercings, weird haircuts or dyed hair, nothing. Is the lack of those things "alternative-looking" these days?

>>96291370 (OP)
>why haven't your parents used you as an accessory to springboard their shitty kickstarter
I don't know. Maybe because they love me.

>>96292356
I misphrased; they look like dumpy fat quirk chungus losers is what I was getting at. Also the she-ogre looks like an insufferable "teacher" or email job drone with cheeseburger breath. Maybe I'm just a bitter faggot but these people exhaust me. I don't have an issue with people who dress alternatively, I just hate "quirky" fat faggot degenerates like this.

>>96291370 (OP)
I have. It's not marketable.

>>96291370 (OP)
Working on it.
>>96291757
Of course he's not saying that. Just like I'm sure all those celebrity restaurants are totally created by the celebrities and not just a face slapped onto an existing venture by a marketing team.

>>96292356
If you can't see that they look like the "other" then maybe you are part of that other.

>>96292192
Lol sounds gay and fake

>>96291771
Not everyone takes their partner's last name. Your children can have both parent's last names. I'm an example and it's never caused a problem in my life.

>>96293038
>this is our son, Rudolph Walker-Richards de la Rosa Perez

>>96293120
It's on your birth certificate, your legal name.
Not on a driver's license or other similar official documents.

>>96291638
The entire marketing and online presence for this game seems to be built around the idea that it's massive successful and popular and great and makes a ton of money, but I don't really see how that's even remotely true. The game is too cheap to really be making any money and its not really well designed enough to be worth talking about.

It’s this or Sleeping Queens
Which probably made that family a decent chunk of change.
Also >>96292395 is so isolated from reality that he can’t recognise dumpy middle-class white people.
Did he think the obesity crisis was fuelled entirely by Hispanics?

>>96292395
Same. They dont smell as bad as the grognard neckbeards of old, but they inflict the same mental strain and exhaustion

>>96293038
I've gotten shit from it myself. Mostly from assclowns who think it or the second part of my first name is a middle name.

>>96291370 (OP)
>Why haven’t you created your own card game yet?
I did.
I published it.
It bombed REALLY fucking badly.

>>96293211
It's interesting to know that they view midwest lookin' schmucks as exclusively alternative.

It tells me they're either entirely delusional, or from another country and trying to propagandize.

>>96293038
I mean, it's easier these days, but back in the day having a name that was too long could genuinely cause you problems. I had to, when I turned 18, basically write a bunch of letters to get a bunch of documents to all agree on what my name legally is due to the fact that different forms had different character lengths.

>>96293327
How long ago is "back in the day"? I'm days away from the dreaded three oh.
What my parents had my do was always use the same last name for most stuff. Like on my licenses and stuff it's only one name.

They considered it important to have both on the birth certificate.

>>96291370 (OP)

>his parents, Leslie Pierson and Mark Butler
>Mom either refused to change her surname or they never got married

Instantly discarded.

>>96291370 (OP)
"Millionaire" isn't as big a claim as it once was. There are almost as many millionaires in the US as there are people suffering a psychiatric disorder.
The average net worth of a family in Newport Beach California is 2 million. Houses start at 5 mil+

>>96291638
Tacos and burritos aren't junk food, caucasoid.
Not anymore than a sandwich is.

>>96293515
Why?
That’s a trend over 30 years old.
Certainly older than you considering this site.

this kids probably going to be the CEO of wizards when he grows up.

>>96293690
According to some American food school boards, Tacos and burritos are sandwiches.

>>96291370 (OP)
okay but I enjoyed the book Eragon as a kid quite a bit

>>96293016
>Lol sounds gay and fake
Well, it's not. In most Western countries, at least, no law requires a married couple to adopt the same surname, and sometimes people just like theirs. I understand that you might not know this if you're not from a Western country, though.

>>96293865
>Certainly older than you considering this site.
isn't /tg on the older side?

>>96291370 (OP)

I did.

You can play it for free.

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Surprisingly low quality thread. Good job OP, you miserable faggot bastard you.

>>96294561
Yeah so the average poster here is 19.

>>96291370 (OP)
I did but "6 Million?" never really took off.

>>96291370 (OP)
The mom made that game.

>>96291603
>>96291638
>>96292337

This is actually the first time a thread here has been so nauseating that there isn't much point parodying you or getting angry with you.

I'm starting to think there is some kind of weird "deconstruct analogue hobbies" agenda that goes beyond culture war and your Pavlovian training to be constantly engaged and reacting to things. You're doing some kind of Entity's work and I normally don't believe in that kind of thing.

Yeah, I would probably suggest some deep self reflection about how you can make your life better and better relate to others because you're upset that a kid lucked out, and perhaps with a little supervision and stage managing managed to crystallise an idea into something other people can buy. He would have learned something doing this, I can't help but smile thinking when you're that age, cutting out card and doodling with pencils it's perfectly reasonable to think your invention might make you rich and famous.

>Y'all niggas talk about magic all day but you lost it

>>96293211
When the closest you come to human contact is pornstars and heavily edited instagram reels, it warps your perspective a bit.
Probably where the white=attractive myth comes from too

>>96295806
Anon I don't think people are jelly, just jaded against the wholesome Big chungus 100 bullshit being peddled by these whales. Where the fuck are your street smarts, homie? Parents have been lying about their kids doing shit since time immemorial, and it's ALWAYS indicative of psychopathic problems under the hood.

>>96293038
Lmao that's gay as fuck.
Seems to happen a lot with Jews though

>>96295914
Why is being proud of your own family and family name "gay as fuck"m

working on it. its a harry potter esque wizard school, where students duel each other for respect. the poor underdog misfits have to fight the rich kids. the hero uses a alchemy fused thunder dragon that embodies the teamwork of his friends. the bully opponent on the other hand uses golden dragons that are pure power fantasy.

>>96295931
Anon has never had anything to be proud of in his life.

>>96295886
Y'all niggaz is dark

>>96296120
Why not
I would think as long as you don't bet your house on it, it could be fun... you'll be dead in 100 years, might as well create something cool

>>96291370 (OP)
wait...
So did he create and release the card game when he was 7 and became a millionaire instantly, but has only now started to plan for the future 8 years later?

Or, did he create the game when he was 7, but only just now released it and became a millionaire 8 years later and is starting to plan for the future?

Or, did he create and release the game when he was 7 and it's been steadily selling and he's only now became a millionaire 8 years later and is planning for the future?

I'm fucking confused.

>>96296715
Kid is even more talented
If you read the article
He travelled back in time and is his own dad
Imagine raising yourself that well
Retards ITT seething

>>96291370 (OP)
millionaire in liquid cash or his game company's stock?

>>96295850
Lolol seething non White. It's purity,

>>96296682

here is a AI pitch for the potential investors that might like it:

Meet Julius — a spirited kid born without magic but fueled by determination and a dream to wield incredible power. To afford a cursed artifact from the black market, Julius takes on odd jobs around his neighborhood, earning his way step by step.

One day, he crosses paths with Major — a grumpy, battle-scarred wizard living in a dusty, cluttered hut. Their unlikely friendship begins as Julius helps Major tend his garden and clean his cluttered home. Over cups of tea and shared stories, Julius learns of Major’s tumultuous past — a war-torn sorcerer haunted by his own mistakes.

Desperate for power, Julius’s curiosity leads him to a forbidden blue pendant locked behind glass. When he attempts to steal it, a burst of dark magic erupts, and Major leaps into action — risking his own soul to save Julius. In that pivotal moment, Julius absorbs raw magical energy, awakening his own latent powers — but at a cost: he becomes both blessed and cursed, haunted by Major’s sarcastic ghostly presence.

Now, Julius must navigate a dangerous magical world, guided by the wisecracking spirit who becomes his mentor. Together, they face looming villains, hidden threats, and the ultimate moral dilemma: risk losing his newfound magic to free Major from his crystal prison — or harness his power for personal gain.

Are you ready to unlock your potential? Dive into the adventure of "Chimera Crucible" — where heroes are forged in the crucible of challenge.

Setting: At Concordia Academia for the Arcane and Occult, young wizards and witches duel with magical creatures, spells, and artifacts to earn academic recognition and fame. These thrilling duels test strategy, skill, and cunning in a magical tournament-style competition.

>>96296855
>Concordia Academia

That's a mouthful, otherwise, cute

>>96296861
Loser's Club
- Julius “Jules“ van der Struik - the hero of the story - uses fusion monsters - prominent blue crystal pendant, a cursed artefact housing a mentor spirit
- Joshua Thistle - the school delinquent and brawler - tries to be better himself.
- Monika "Mona" Lynggaard - ace student, but lost her drive because of bullying. punkish, leather jacket.
- Nina “Nightshade“ La Morella - too cool for school goth that skips classes often - goth lolita.
- Louis Periwinkle - classic nerd with glasses that gets picked on by girls. small and lanky, stuttering voice.
- Florentin Lange - a big boy who loves to nap and feast on chocolate. does not like fighting, loves animals and nature.

Elite 5
- Siegfried Schwarzwald - the leader and self proclaimed king of the school. has the strongest card (Golden Nova Dragon) in the whole school. Seeks a true challanger.
- Anastasia Schwarzwald - sister to siegfried, his most trust confidant. a snake tounged gossip queen. likes valkyries and golden knights. Seeks recognition.
- Richard "Rich" Naphtali Goldblatt - rich kid. uses weapon support cards and sword fighting monsters. Potential rat and backstabber.
- Ivan Perovskia - a thief and information expert - knows your secrets and strategies. control deck with discards and stealing monsters.
- William Barlow - the muscle of the group - uses high defense monsters that shield him from attacks.

Real villians:
- Anti-Magic League, A homage to ancient "Witch Hunting" and the Dungeon & Dragons "Satanic Panic"scandal in the 80s
- Jericho, a vampiristic soul reaver that travels from town to town. His source of power is a red crystal, similar to Julius' blue counterpart
- Pandora, a ancient greece priestess that once fried monsters, evil spirits and dark curses from a locked box. Now a corrupted goddess preying on duelists.
- Dexter, a intelligent inventor, who mass produces green crystals after witnessing the blue and red pendants in action.

(could write a whole story)

>>96295806
Which parent of this faggy kid are you? The fat so yjak or the soulless pile of mashed potatoes?

>>96296926
>fried
*freed

>>96293690
Mexico being fatter than the US would suggest otherwise

>>96296851
Pure lard, maybe

>>96297518
Lard has infinitely more uses than non-Whites

>>96298766
Based race purist DENIES employment to healthcare workers, will clean his own fat-rolls henceforth (sources say).

>>96297036
>being this bitter and twisted

>>96295806
Imagine getting offended over a forgettable $5 card game of all things.

>>96291370 (OP)
His family looks fucking obnoxious and like every diner they serve features kale.

>>96299925
You're vaxxed lol
Vaxxed and non White, what a shit genes combo

>>96296275
Hyphenated names are in fact retarded thoughever

>>96302853
I'm gonna guess the fat mother, then, because only women try to argue like this.

>>96291638
lol

>>96291370 (OP)
I have.
It's free on Tabletop Simulator. It's literally just a MtG clone with the trademarks filed filed off. Quite a few people have downloaded and played it. My friends and I get together and play the game every couple of months and come up with a few new cards each time.

>>96293038
Because you're in Quebec?

>>96291370 (OP)
It's even published.

>>96303437
>>96302942
You will not reproduce.

>>96291370 (OP)
funny