Thread 96346518

>>96346518 (OP)
>Subject
Exactly what I thought when I saw this thread.

sounds cool, OP, not sure why you have a stick in your ass about it

>>96346531
This method of setting creation never produces anything cool.

>>96346518 (OP)
>orcs are Italian

Why not african or mexican like in dnd?

>>96346518 (OP)
sounds cool as fuck, what's your problem with it?

>>96346518 (OP)
Elves should be some mystical, religious middle eastern group
Dwarves should be Russians/Eastern Euros/Greeks
Humans should be white Europeans
And orcs? You know.

>>96346768
My Orcs are Mongols.

>>96346531
>>96346758
Anyone who 1:1 copies a non-white real life culture into a fantasy race is just looking for an excuse to get mad about racism

>>96346849
My Drow are the Jacksonian Democrats.

>>96346768
>Elves
Celts
>Humans
Germans and Romans
>Dwarves
Jews
>Orcs
Turks

Elves
>Tolkien
Dwarves
>Tolkien
Humans
>Tolkien
Yeah. It's time to game.

>>96346527
fpbp
May OP choke on a greasy pepperoni fart.

>>96346960
oh, its you again, Greasy Pepperoni Fart Anon, I've been luring around and seeing you use this every now and again.

I now dub you GPFanon, you're going to be (in)famous

>>96346980
Greasy Pepperoni Fart anon is not one man. He is an idea. Formless and impossible to grasp. Like a Greasy Pepperoni Fart slipping down your throat.

>>96346518 (OP)
>>96346527
This is literally a shitpost that's reposted every few months/years

>>96346701
Orcs are, and have always been, Germanic:
- Association with wolves
- Axes
- War chiefs
- Tribes
- Berserkers
- Enemies of all civilization

>>96346518 (OP)
Always as yourself "what does not making them just a culture of humans actually?" in these scenarios. Do you just want someone to have pointy ears in your world?

Actually, in my setting, the elves are celtic, the dwarves are german, the orcs are turkish, the humans are greco-romans, and magic is based on whatever I think is cool at the time.

Fantasytards are playing in the shitpits of a dead genre exclusively using DnD 5e while sci-fi CHADS continue to play a multitude of games across a multitude of settings

90% of non-tolkien fantasy settings just make it sci-fi anyway

>Elves
Mayans
>Dwarves
Gallo-Roman
>Orcs
Sumerian
>Humans
Golden Horde

>>96347423
Explain OSR and 3.PF

>>96347709
OSR=old school revival/renaissance
3.PDF=Pathfinder and D&D 3rd/3.5th edition

>>96346518 (OP)
>he wouldn't want to see the orc Julius Caesar conquering not-Gaul with his orc legions
Once again OP is a complete and utter faggot who can't go longer than two seconds without sucking a dick.

>>96347284
>Orcs invent Prorcstentanism and Corcmunnism

>>96347938
Kork Morks was a perfidious elf in disguise

>the elves
stopped reading there
fuck elves
fuck dwarves
fuck orcs
fuck middle earth
and fuck lotrbabies

>>96348126
Tell us about your setting's races anon

>>96346518 (OP)
>the elves are Inuits, the dwarfs are Vietnamese
this is fine

>>96346518 (OP)
Instead, it's THIS shit again:
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your face*

>>96346518 (OP)

Umm... you're Chinese

>elves

Carnivorous plant men

>dwarves (actually gnomes)

Evil subterranean slavers with the secret of iron

>Humans

Assorted vikings, ancient greeks, persians, celts, zulus and ming chinese.

Give me Trolls who hide their intelligence.

>>96346859
How does an explicitly dark skinned race "advocate for increased political participation for all white males"?

>>96346518 (OP)
Traditional games?

>>96346518 (OP)
Yeah okay cool when's the first session

>>96347446
Funny, I make the Gnolls the Golden Horde in my setting. I love the idea of a Gnollish yoke. Might have stolen the idea from Anbennar but I don’t really know the lore for that setting

>>96346518 (OP)
Then make what you want.

>>96346594
Then play some games instead of focusing on settings.

>>96347423
Tell us how your genre isn't made up almost entirely of impossible or highly improbable aspects.

>>96347284
>>96346701
>>96347303
>>96347938
They are originally based on barbarians, that is, the ancestors of Germans and ancient Mongols.

>>96346518 (OP)
>Not using Key of Solomon based magic
Nothing makes magic more entertaining than it having its own independent will because it's literally oops-all-fucking-demons.

>>96346518 (OP)
>my settings main faction has integrated races
>but all the blacks are hot chicks

>>96354262
Now I will play your setting

>>96354262
Based af

>>96354262
What about the pajeets?

>>96354594
Women from the subcontinent aren't really capable of being hot.
I have have never seen one.
We can just write them out

The elves are Aztec

>>96346518 (OP)
Who are you quoting?

>>96347284
Tolkien, who was British, based the orcs on the Irish: they're a corrupted version of elves (read: white people), they're violent, they use fire and bombs as weapons, and they worship the pope

>>96355417
Tolkien was Roman Catholic, He also worshiped the pope.

Did you remember to include a super-powerful, super-prestigious, super-prosperous fantasy China in your setting?

>>96355474
That's hateful papist propaganda, Tolkien was Christian

>>96356236
Yes, a Catholic Christian.

>>96354262
Would be perfect if it wasn't for the chia pet on top of her head.

>>96356236
Worshipping the pope isn't Christian

>>96356401
Neither is blatantly exaggerating/lying about Catholic beliefs in bad faith

>>96356440
Are you suggesting I'm lying about Ireland being full of Catholics?

>>96355519
Only if it’s for commercial purposes.
Please ignore the Russia and Israel expies too. They’re from an earlier stage of development.

>>96347284
>Association with wolves
classic roman symbolism
>Axes
the fasces is another classic roman symbol
>War chiefs
what is a general but a fancy war chief
>Tribes
what is a politcal family but a fancy tribe
>Berserkers
what is a bloodthirsty conqueror but a fancy berserker
>Enemies of all civilization
classic roman behavior
orcs are romans