Thread 96350003

>"competitive" game
>everything is determined by RNG
LMFAO

What specific games are actually fun and skill based then?

>tabletop game
>he uses terms like RNG, DPS, tanking, meta, etc.

>>96350006
Grey euro cubepushers of course

>>96350003 (OP)
yes, tournyfags are the biggest niggercattle in gaming and thankfully brutally exploited by greedy companies forcing them to buy minis for hundreds of dollars every other week when a wording is changed based on the latest sales report

>>96350709
>me picking up their abandoned miniatures and armies for pennies once they fall out of the meta, or even cheaper when they get sent to legends
It aint so bad

>>96352214
Got some great deals on LoTR minis this way

>>96352214
Tourneytrannies are the lolcow cattle of the 40k sphere, sadly they are also the reason it will crash and burn just like Warmachine did

>>96352294
Would that be so bad? Minis will get even cheaper.

>>96352408
Rules will get worse as well as lore and models to appeal to tourneytrannies (female custodes, for example)

Minis are already free with a 3d printer, the secondary market has lost much of its purpose within the ecosystem.

>>96350003 (OP)
In order to enjoy any tabletop game, you have to switch off the meta, stop watching commentary constantly, ignore industry gossip and tournament dramas and just play the fucking book as it came in the box, get your minis done to a standard you're ok with, make some terrain (aquarium terrain and felt cut outs are fine) and play ten games with your friends or family to get a foothold.

If you haven't done this, you're wasting time here. I don't wsnt to hear about a game you played 10 years ago. Just buy tne box for the game you want, paint the models and playit a bunch of times as it was written. The rest of shit you hear about is there to siphon your time, energy, creavity, joy and money. All are finite.

>it's even better when the company has more than one good starter set so you can mash two together and call it a day

reject modernity, embrace tradition

getting stabbed is a skill issue

>>96350003 (OP)
The debate on having RNG in wargaming goes back to Prussian military aristocracy

the real RNG is not knowing which of your $100 models will suddenly be rendered useless by the next codex/edition update

>>96350003 (OP)
It's mostly determined by the movement phase

>>96350010
Hello scrubquotes

>>96352492
>luxembourg not playable
Shan't be buying

>>96352508
With nu-GW there's a good chance they'll be declared completely illegal, MTG style

>>96352294
2 million models will be on ebay in less than 48 hours due to the "imminent collapse" of warhammer forty thousand, reports our Games Workshop correspondent for the 153rd week in a row

>>96352553
This, warmachine famously immediately died

>>96350003 (OP)
Your birth was RNG for your parents, and they lost big time

>>96352452
Its a very cool anon, but thats nothing, look at this
>buying miniatures you think look cool and THEN searching for a game you can use them in

>>96352452
Based and funpilled

>>96352797
I've found myself doing exactly this. I have no fucking idea what game I'm going to play with this dfc ship.