Thread 96357139

TWO LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Back in the day there was a story tiem for Call of Cthulhu where a /TG/ent opened the door and saw scratches on the door. inside this locked room was a two legged dog, so how did the scratches get on the door. Failed the save and basically threw himself out a window? Any help on finding this Archive doesn't provide much search success.

Only one bump for luck... no problem if yall cant find it. worth a shot.

>>96357139 (OP)
Shit, I remember this story but I can't find it either.

>>96357139 (OP)
>>96357285
Found it!

>>96357669
d100 is a perfectly balanced system and not as retarded as d20 systems.
>Reads image
Nevermind. All systems are retarded.

>>96357669
Whoa, 2012!

>>96357139 (OP)
This looks like an SCP

>>96357728
WOYA

>>96357728
>>96357669
Wait, am I completely crazy or is this a rehash of an older copypasta with two investigators failing their san check at their first opportunity

>>96358087
I don't think so, pretty sure that had the old timey investigators see the maid was actually the lure of an eldritch anglerfish, narrowly escape being eaten, and PASS their SAN checks causing them to remark "Well that was mildly perturbing!"

>>96357728
The same year you last worked on your art!

>>96357701
d100 is a die, not a system. This is an important distinction, and one every fa/tg/uy should understand. Some systems use a d100, and these systems are not all the same.

>>96357701
No system can survive retarded GMing. Things like sanity and alignment are especially prone to causing nonsense, but a dedicated moron can fuck up pretty much anywhere.

>>96358087
>>96358118
Saw that one in the same thread I found the post, actually! >>18254592
But looking, it seems the original post traces back to 2010. >>13050054 respectively.

>>96357139 (OP)
Here's the original to complement >>96357669 , OP

For what it's worth, I think what happened is that they found evidence of a Gug attacking someone, but a bad enough sanity botch along with the cop obviously lacking in eldritch knowledge means all he can logically interpret is that something hairy with pawed taloned feet was there, so the player just interpreted it as the cop's PTSD going berserk before going with the only thing he had to explain his insanity. Hence, "Two Feet!"

>>96359953
Here's a new Screen Cap for the Victorian Angler Maid.

>>96357139 (OP)
BEHOLD, A MAN!