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the drEDDed question No.96436926 [Report] >>96436931 >>96437266 >>96437687 >>96439420 >>96443556 >>96444399 >>96444507 >>96446409 >>96446452 >>96446674 >>96447285 >>96448096 >>96452769 >>96457116 >>96461785 >>96462043 >>96463292 >>96465031 >>96465600 >>96484141 >>96492313 >>96492329
>your party enters a town
>a kid bumps into you
>you notice he stole a jawbreaker that was in your pocket
How does your character respond?
Anonymous No.96436931 [Report] >>96437200 >>96437990 >>96439287 >>96443909 >>96446337 >>96464157 >>96467436 >>96471873 >>96478850
>>96436926 (OP)
Anonymous No.96436981 [Report] >>96437000
Well, let's see, in the game I'm playing, "jawbreaker" is the name of a very powerful, enchanted weapon, so having that stolen would cause lots of immediate problems, and exponentially more down the road.
Furthermore, the only "towns" that come up during gameplay are part of the Nekropolis, a sentient, undead city that grows itself by desertifying surrounding land.
On top of that, actual kids aren't in the game, because they literally can't survive even the weakest slum rings surrounding civilized castle-towns, let alone the monster-filled wilderness they'd need to traverse to even get close to a piece of the Nekropolis.

Kids have nothing to do with the game.

With these game-dependent factors involved, this "kid" must then be some form of previously unidentified undead, so my character performs an exorcism on it.
the drEDDed question No.96437000 [Report] >>96437999
>>96436981
>because they literally can't survive even the weakest slum rings surrounding civilized castle-towns, let alone the monster-filled wilderness they'd need to traverse to even get close to
Educate yourself
Anonymous No.96437200 [Report] >>96437220 >>96437226 >>96480481
>>96436931
Was Rolph from Hungary ? or Croatia ?
He always struck me as a slav
Anonymous No.96437220 [Report]
>>96437200
He's ambiguously Eastern European.
Anonymous No.96437226 [Report] >>96480529
>>96437200
It was nowhere in particular. Antonucci based Rolf's proverbs and sayings off what his Italian parents would say, but else he's just from The Old Country so that anyone with heritage from afar would be able to get that vibe of being stuck between urban youth culture and one's inherited culture

>"Yeah, I purposely made Rolf with a non-nationality, especially after what happened with Lupo (from Lupo the Butcher, a short by Antonucci) when we were accused of painting Italians in a bad light. But Rolf is me, take his proverbs - my family were always coming out with the strange proverbial stuff that only made sense to them and other family members. His vocabulary is always interesting, I've actually browsed through the dictionary sometimes looking for words he might use, we came in for some flak with 'jujubes' though, people were asking what on earth that meant, but it's there, you know what they are right? Leaving Rolf with no set nationality means he's able to adopt all sorts of quirks he couldn't get away with if we'd stuck a label on him. It's the same with Peach Creek Estates, it's not anywhere specific, it's just one of those countless suburban development regions. "
Anonymous No.96437266 [Report] >>96437617 >>96439229
>>96436926 (OP)
>twinkiefag in disguise
>accidentally put the subject as his name
Lol lmao @ the newfag.
Anonymous No.96437617 [Report] >>96437658
>>96437266
is twinkie the one asking the question, or the special Ed who couldn't figure out the point of the question>?
Anonymous No.96437658 [Report] >>96439256
>>96437617
He's the one lurking and silently judging all the dorks who claim to be too smart to fall for what they call bait but then rush into these threads to give a thirty paragraph diatribe about how everyone else is wrong anyways
Anonymous No.96437687 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Break his jaw, obviously.
Anonymous No.96437990 [Report]
>>96436931
fpbp
Anonymous No.96437999 [Report]
>>96437000
Not from my game.
Educate YOURself.
Anonymous No.96439229 [Report]
>>96437266
>lmao @ the newfag
yeah i was pretty crestfallen when i realized the fuckup, but deleting and redoing a thread with a fpbp this good would be a crime.
Anonymous No.96439256 [Report] >>96439277
>>96437658
so what about the ones laughing at you for being ridiculous?
Anonymous No.96439277 [Report]
>>96439256
I would not care, since I have no stake in this argument, dorks
Anonymous No.96439287 [Report]
>>96436931
>Stale endpiece of white bread
Goddamn Rolf, calm down.
Anonymous No.96439420 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
I give him the gift of the ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING
Anonymous. No.96443556 [Report] >>96487426
>>96436926 (OP)
Get confused.
Not notice he stole the Jawbreaker in my pocket.
Later, go to eat a similarly shaped item that happened to be of considerable value and import to the party/important npc's/said kid, and get pulled into a wacky sidequest to resolve the issue.
Anonymous No.96443909 [Report]
>>96436931
The Rolf /k/ memes are great.
Anonymous No.96444399 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)

The nature of the question narrows down the possible context, which is helpful. Her costume doesn't have pockets, so this must not be occurring during hero activities, and she's not much for junk food. So this must be happening while she's off duty. Even so, her pockets would hardly admit a hard candy the size of a jaw breaker. Therefore let's suppose she's at a county fair and has just won a prize of a few jawbreakers, wrapped in plastic, which she stored in her handbag. At some point during the day she has cause to search for something in her bag, maybe one of those novelty maps showing the locations of attractions and other information. While going through the bag she sets out the bag of jaw breakers on her picnic table so it's not in the way, and that's when our thief strikes.

With her five ranks in Perception, along with Acute Hearing, she won't have any trouble following the kid, which she will, more out of curiosity and a little concern than anything. Either this kid is so hungry and desperate they're stealing shitty junk food instead of anything that would actually nourish them, or it's just a kid acting out and stealing for fun, probably because of a bad upbringing. Either way, though, the more pressing matter is, where are the parents? Do they care that their kid is running around unattended in a fair with a lot of potentially dangerous rides that are likely maintained by sub minimum wage meth heads? Do they care that fairs like this are beacons for sex offenders?

Anyway, she follows at a comfortable distance, pretending to be checking out various scam games as she goes, only really concerned that the kid doesn't hurt herself or get abducted. What happens next will largely depend on when and where the child decides to come to a stop. When the kid feels like she's in a place where she can be at ease, she'll be a little less likely to immediately flee. Hopefully the fact that she doesn't fit the profile of a pedophile or crackhead will help.
Anonymous No.96444507 [Report] >>96444704 >>96446704 >>96463206 >>96463251
>>96436926 (OP)
I love when a scenario starts with not just one, but multiple completely unnecessary instances of taking away all possible agency from players to force them into the most contrived and cliche situation possible.
Anonymous No.96444704 [Report] >>96445826
>>96444507
I love when someone outs themselves as never having played a game in their life before
Anonymous No.96444716 [Report] >>96444724
How often did Eddy just outright steal things? I always felt like he was more about the swindle and hustle rather than the material gain.
Anonymous No.96444724 [Report]
>>96444716
Varies depending on circumstance. He usually is about the swindle and hustle, but he's got no trouble stealing shit from neighbors to make one of his scams work. And he once stole Kevin's pants off him just to get his jawbreaker.
Anonymous No.96445826 [Report] >>96446163 >>96446376
>>96444704
I assume this is why you outed yourself.
Anonymous No.96446163 [Report] >>96446392
>>96445826
I'm not the one getting steamed about edd jokes, my dude
Anonymous No.96446337 [Report]
>>96436931
Rolf you can't say that.
Anonymous No.96446376 [Report] >>96446392
>>96445826
You must be subjected to the hat of discipline.
Anonymous No.96446392 [Report] >>96446512
>>96446163
>>96446376
Nobody's mad but you my guy.
Anonymous No.96446409 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Call him a dork.
Anonymous No.96446452 [Report] >>96446469 >>96456398
>>96436926 (OP)
Assuming candy, if we're busy ignore him, if we have jackshit to do find him, tell him off, give him an agonizingly boring lecture about justice and honesty and maybe promise him a reward if he does a few good deeds and reports to me.
And if he keeps thieving, pray for strength so that I can stop myself from breaking his spine.
Anonymous No.96446469 [Report]
>>96446452
You failed the test, dork.
Anonymous No.96446512 [Report] >>96446519
>>96446392
Projecting
Anonymous No.96446519 [Report] >>96446578
>>96446512
Nope, you lose.
Anonymous No.96446578 [Report]
>>96446519
Anonymous No.96446674 [Report] >>96453590
>>96436926 (OP)
>"A thief, huh? That's okay, we can share. We can all share~"
Anonymous No.96446704 [Report] >>96453154 >>96461266
>>96444507
>Muh agency
I'm sure if people keep making these threads, you might one day stumble upon a coherent argument. And there are arguments to be made against judging someone's entire personality based on one question, but bitching about agency in a hypothetical scenario that begins and ends with your answer isn't one of them, retard.
Anonymous No.96447285 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Tell him he can have it if he gives me a review of how well it tastes, then offer to employ him as a taster in my candy business (my character is an Alchemist with a sweet tooth)
Anonymous No.96448096 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
So why did you ask this if you weren't going to engage with anyone who answered? What do you get out of it?
Anonymous No.96452769 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Well?
Anonymous No.96453154 [Report] >>96454452 >>96461472 >>96463251
>>96446704
No, that one's pretty valid, as the scenario does not include any kind of roll to prevent this as most systems do.
Similarly, asking questions like these to determine who joins and who doesn't join is, funnily enough, a real good red flag to avoid if recruiting people. Anyone who's not treating each other like an adult and instead performing high school tier shit tests is someone I probably want to avoid.
Anonymous No.96453366 [Report] >>96453698
>long awaited final boss is anti-climatic
Anonymous No.96453590 [Report] >>96453681
>>96446674
this show made me think girls are the ones who make the first move and go after boys, i was not ready for how lame reality is
Anonymous No.96453681 [Report] >>96461269
>>96453590
If my own childhood taught me anything it's that girls might not make first move on boys they like, but women certainly do.
Anonymous No.96453698 [Report]
>>96453366
Eddy's brother would be a twist final boss.
Anonymous No.96454452 [Report] >>96455093 >>96467356
>>96453154
It’s the equivalent of “one summer afternoon your father gives you a choice of chores”. Are you going to complain that you should have been allowed to roll to somehow magically avoid your dad giving you a chore list?
Anonymous No.96455093 [Report] >>96455163 >>96463251
>>96454452
Of course not, why would it? There is no action physically affecting his character in that case. If he was trying to persuade or coerce the player, then that would result in a roll, obviously.
Anonymous No.96455163 [Report] >>96456381
>>96455093
>If he was trying to persuade or coerce the player
I'm sorry, but now I'm just imagining a father holding their kid by their shirt collar and screaming "Forge or fishing boy, which is it!?!" while their son screams and cries and tries throwing dice at their father's head
Anonymous No.96456381 [Report] >>96456739
>>96455163
Why? That has nothing to do with anything I said.
Anonymous No.96456398 [Report]
>>96446452
>And if he keeps thieving, pray for strength so that I can stop myself from breaking his spine.
You'll be wanting him dead in less than an hour.
Anonymous No.96456739 [Report] >>96457559 >>96461218 >>96467315
>>96456381
Cause I didn't pay attention to whatever you were whining about
Anonymous No.96457116 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Enter the Bed Bunker dungeon to get it back
Anonymous No.96457559 [Report] >>96457610 >>96461218
>>96456739
Then why reply?
Anonymous No.96457610 [Report]
>>96457559
Good question
Anonymous No.96461218 [Report] >>96461985 >>96467315
>>96456739
Lol
>>96457559
Dork.
Anonymous No.96461266 [Report] >>96461472 >>96463251
>>96446704
>there are arguments against my stupid hypothetical
>no I won't post them or accept any you make of course
>instead I will get mad because you're arguing for what I claim to believe but not the exact same way I would
Kek, nice try twinkiecuck
Anonymous No.96461269 [Report]
>>96453681
>wait a minute....
Anonymous No.96461472 [Report] >>96461494 >>96467306
>>96453154
>>96461266
>No it is *I* who am judging *YOU*
Nice try, but you're an insufferable autist. All attempts to spin your stubborn faggotry as some kind of big brain reversal simply shows you've never gotten over getting your ass reamed by multiple threads of anons pointing out what a retard you are for struggling with an imaginary scenario.
Anonymous No.96461494 [Report] >>96462062
>>96461472
>Every anon is the same person
Wew someone's mad that their dumb hypothetical got shat on.
Anonymous No.96461785 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
"Give it back, Shorty."
Anonymous No.96461985 [Report]
>>96461218
Answer me.
Anonymous No.96462043 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
I keep him (her?) as a companion and reform him through regular correction.
Anonymous No.96462062 [Report] >>96462101
>>96461494
Hypotheticals too much for couch potato ed boys like yourself?
Anonymous No.96462101 [Report] >>96463047
>>96462062
millhouse is a meme guise!!!1!
Anonymous No.96463047 [Report]
>>96462101
It’s a thread asking a silly hypothetical about what your character would do if they met an EEnE character, lighten up dude
Anonymous No.96463206 [Report] >>96464277
>>96444507
Nothing bad ever happens to you because you're the world's most specialist boy with all the best stats and everyone at the table is so impressed by how much you're winning. Wyd?

I'm guessing this is the only kind of scenario you find acceptable.
Anonymous No.96463251 [Report] >>96463949
>>96444507
>>96453154
>>96455093
>>96461266
>Ah, yes, I've been expecting (You).
Anonymous No.96463292 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
Call him a dork and run him down on my bike.
Anonymous No.96463949 [Report] >>96497438
>>96463251
Why did you post if you didn't want to communicate anything?
Anonymous No.96464157 [Report]
>>96436931
fpbp goddamn
Anonymous No.96464277 [Report] >>96464396
>>96463206
>w-well something bad COULD have happened, so I should be able to take away your agency!
Anonymous No.96464396 [Report] >>96464458
>>96464277
>Agency
>Being asked a question before the game even starts
What, is the table holding you down and giving you a pink belly until you answer?
Anonymous No.96464458 [Report] >>96464536
>>96464396
>Being asked a question
You aren't asking a question, you are stating that you will inflict situations on the players with zero input from them and then demand they deal with the situation in a way that satisfies you. It's plain old storyshitting.
Anonymous No.96464536 [Report] >>96464659
>>96464458
I see...and you say these "storyshitters" are in the room right now, ready to maim and sodomize you with their story boners at any moment?
Anonymous No.96464659 [Report] >>96464708
>>96464536
>forced memes aren't funny... so what if i... just keep forcing the meme???
Anonymous No.96464708 [Report] >>96464722 >>96465352
>>96464659
Anyone that uses the phrase "storyshitter" in an unironic fashion is far guiltier of that forced meme shit you whine about, so you should do some self-reflection sometime
Anonymous No.96464722 [Report] >>96464806
>>96464708
Yeah buddy forced memes are something most of the board agrees on, but definitely not one guy spamming a /v/ meme lmao
Anonymous No.96464806 [Report] >>96464846 >>96464934
>>96464722
Very few people accept "storyshit" as anything but a forced meme. Hell, the people who keep trying to push it as a phrase don't even have an agreed upon definition. It's only ever stood for "I don't like thing and it makes me mad", with whatever thing being anything that gives them the ickums.
Anonymous No.96464846 [Report] >>96464866
>>96464806
Nah it's an accepted /tg/ meme. Your gay cartoon isn't and comes straight from /v/.
Anonymous No.96464866 [Report] >>96464881
>>96464846
>accepted
Now that's a good joke, anon
Anonymous No.96464881 [Report] >>96464888
>>96464866
>le forced meme spam
Anonymous No.96464888 [Report] >>96464929
>>96464881
Considering you can't even contest the fact that "storyshit" has a credible definition beyond "strawman of whatever I don't like", I accept your concession
Anonymous No.96464929 [Report] >>96464937
>>96464888
Everyone here has seen you screech about how there's no merriam webster's definition for storyshit like this doesn't apply to most of /tg/'s vernacular. It is a completely unconvincing argument.
Anonymous No.96464934 [Report]
>>96464806
ok storyshitter
Anonymous No.96464937 [Report] >>96464957
>>96464929
Then provide the definition right here and now, please
Anonymous No.96464957 [Report] >>96464981
>>96464937
>Do exactly as I say for no reason!
Nah, you can cry about it instead storyshitter.
Anonymous No.96464981 [Report] >>96465056
>>96464957
>Asked to define "storyshitter"
>Can't because it doesn't mean anything
Gotcha.
Anonymous No.96465031 [Report] >>96504408
>>96436926 (OP)
Smite Evil on the little shit before he becomes a bigger problem.
Anonymous No.96465056 [Report]
>>96464981
>Starts crying about it
Predictable kek
Anonymous No.96465352 [Report] >>96465390
>>96464708
It's a valid criticism though, in a game you'd get to make a roll. If the GM just decides what happens while ignoring the dice, he's not running a game.
Anonymous No.96465390 [Report] >>96465395 >>96465419
>>96465352
It's not because "storyshitter" doesn't mean anything, so it can't be criticizing anything. And it's really making a mountain out of a molehill. Would you expend this much energy to objecting to the gm telling you there's a beggar at the side of the road and asking if you want to give him coin or ignore him? Do you demand to make a roll that decides whether or not the beggar existed to begin with?
Anonymous No.96465395 [Report] >>96465397
>>96465390
>It's not because "storyshitter" doesn't mean anything
Lurk moar
Anonymous No.96465397 [Report] >>96465399
>>96465395
I have. And I'm saying it doesn't mean anything. Feel free to prove otherwise.
Anonymous No.96465399 [Report]
>>96465397
Lurk. Moar.
Anonymous No.96465419 [Report] >>96465440
>>96465390
>It's not because "storyshitter" doesn't mean anything, so it can't be criticizing anything
It seems to, or you wouldn't care so much that it was being used. We're also obviously debating something so clearly it means something, you just don't want to accept it as shorthand.
>Would you expend this much energy to objecting to the gm telling you there's a beggar at the side of the road and asking if you want to give him coin or ignore him?
There is no agency being taken away in this question, so no this is fine.
In the case of a PC being stolen from, there would be rolls involved in a functional game. Would you accept the hypothetical instead being
>You're in a dungeon when a goblin downs you at 0 HP, how do you react?
Or do you think that's a valuable hypothetical?
Anonymous No.96465440 [Report] >>96465473
>>96465419
>Would you accept the hypothetical instead being "You're in a dungeon when a goblin downs you at 0 HP, how do you react?"
Considering it's just a hypothetical, I would probably ask a clarifying question of "Does getting knocked down to 0 hp mean I still get to speak, or do I get knocked out?" and answer from there.

Cause I have no problem answering a hypothetical. Can you?
Anonymous No.96465473 [Report] >>96465506
>>96465440
>Considering it's just a hypothetical, I would probably ask a clarifying question
So "no", you wouldn't just accept the hypothetical as-is kek.
Anonymous No.96465506 [Report] >>96465581 >>96465598 >>96465630
>>96465473
Like, if you really really demanded I just answer without any other information, from what I know of myself I would answer "I would shrug my shoulders, ask my friends to avenge my character, and start preparing a new character sheet". Cause all it's effectively asking is "how would you as a person react if things went bad and a goblin kills your character". Which isn't that unusual, that's the kind of thing that happens in a game where dice roll and you get less than stellar results. Death happens. And you gotta learn to deal with it. That's just part of being a game, sometimes stuff doesn't go your way and you need to work out what you'd do then to get yourself back on top.

I really don't see the issue. Especially because this isn't even a situation where the gm actually nicks something from your inventory right at the start of the game, they're just asking "say this happened, what would your character do in response?" Losing your shit over that is like losing your shit that some old man gives you a personality test at the start of Morrowind that. It's weird.
Anonymous No.96465581 [Report] >>96465595
>>96465506
Coping with the fact that you immediately questioned the hypothetical because you had a problem with your agency within it.
Anonymous No.96465595 [Report] >>96465606
>>96465581
You are really upset over a dumb joke thread, aren't you anon? Do you need therapy? Did your mom not cook your tendies hot enough?
Anonymous No.96465598 [Report] >>96465605
>>96465506
nope you failed the test
Anonymous No.96465600 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
I cast Empowered Pepperoni Fart, targeting the kid's mouth.
Anonymous No.96465605 [Report] >>96465613
>>96465598
Kay. What now?
Anonymous No.96465606 [Report] >>96465621
>>96465595
>"You are really upset!!!"
>Says the guy who types paragraphs of cope
Anonymous No.96465613 [Report] >>96465621
>>96465605
now I'm gonna make 500 threads obsessing over you for not engaging with my dumb scenario the way I wanted
oh wait no I won't because I'm not twinkiecuck lmao
Anonymous No.96465621 [Report] >>96465639
>>96465606
I'm sorry your didn't cook your tendies long enough, anon. She works long hours, you know, everyone makes mistakes.

>>96465613
Have fun with that then, twinkiesperg.
Anonymous No.96465630 [Report] >>96465636
>>96465506
>I really don't see the issue.
What the nogames who posed this question never grasped is that people wanted a question relevant to how a game functions. Defending the question with
"B-but it doesn't even matter!"
"B-but it wouldn't happen in a real game!"
"W-well what if someone asked your character this question like in morrowind?"
Only serve to hammer in the fact that this question is functionally useless for real games. Ironically though, it's useful for anyone who gets asked it, because it lets you know that the guy who came up with such a dumb question doesn't understand the art of being a DM.
Anonymous No.96465636 [Report] >>96465671
>>96465630
>What the nogames who posed this question never grasped is that people wanted a question relevant to how a game functions.
Okay, like what?
Anonymous No.96465639 [Report]
>>96465621
>Anon is unable to read and begins bawling
Kek, stay mad /v/irgin.
Anonymous No.96465671 [Report] >>96465683
>>96465636
I can think of three off the top of my head that would actually relate to things the twinkie hypothetical fails to cover:
>How do you feel about the DM making hidden rolls with no knowledge of the players?
>How do you feel about the DM deciding you automatically fail a roll without letting you actually roll the dice? In what general situations would you find this acceptable and unacceptable?
>If your character was put in a situation where he loses equipment, such as due to a bad roll, how would you feel? Are there any ways this would be done that you would find unacceptable?
Btw, the types of people the question is "meant" to filter (people who sperg out over nothing) wouldn't pass a normal questionnaire anyways.
Anonymous No.96465683 [Report] >>96465706
>>96465671
>Btw, the types of people the question is "meant" to filter (people who sperg out over nothing
So...you then?
Anonymous No.96465706 [Report] >>96465716
>>96465683
How so?
Anonymous No.96465716 [Report] >>96465792
>>96465706
Are those typical questions you get from the Dungeon Master in games you've played?
Anonymous No.96465792 [Report] >>96465833
>>96465716
I've had those questions asked by DMs before, yeah. I've never asked them myself because I've only ran for groups I'd already played with and understood.
Anonymous No.96465833 [Report] >>96465850
>>96465792
>I've never asked them myself because I've only ran for groups I'd already played with and understood.
So you're advocating for a test you'd never adopt yourself, essentially?
Anonymous No.96465850 [Report] >>96465941
>>96465833
I would adopt it though? I'm just saying I've never had the need to question my players so far.
Anonymous No.96465857 [Report] >>96465941 >>96466002
>+100 replies
Guys... not again
Anonymous No.96465941 [Report] >>96465972
>>96465850
Then why go to this much effort to dissect a question that by your own admittance you'd have no use for ever?

>>96465857
People seem to be terminally bored here.
Anonymous No.96465972 [Report] >>96466125
>>96465941
>Then why go to this much effort to dissect a question that by your own admittance you'd have no use for ever?
I didn't go through much effort, I immediately saw the problems and pointed them out.
And then you got mad since you've been defending it for 50+ posts apparently
Anonymous No.96466002 [Report]
>>96465857
It's fun to watch That Guy seethe over getting filtered.
Anonymous No.96466125 [Report] >>96466200
>>96465972
It seems mainly to me that the questions you proposed as more robust alternatives are looking for something other than whatever this twinkie hypothetical is looking for when proposing that question. Especially since the questions you proposed seem to be priming the players to expect the DM to unilaterally take actions as opposed to the implied "right way" of rolling for everything, rather than just a minor question how they might roleplay out a mildly inconvenient situation that may or may never come to pass in a game and could probably be substituted for doing a solo session if the DM was that hinky on how well they would jive at the table.

I'm going to just chalk it up to us just playing different sorts of games. I've played with a number of spergs in the past who would flip their lid they were caught out in a bad situation, even if the game master rolled in front of them so luck wasn't in dispute. The kind who would take a question like "How do you feel about the DM making hidden rolls" as an affirmation that WILL happen, then get insanely upset even before the game that the DM would dare withhold information from them. Not from ever doing it, from just the mere insinuation it might happen. Maybe you're just a thousand times luckier than most of us in that regard to not have to deal with that kind of guy.
Anonymous No.96466200 [Report] >>96466341
>>96466125
>It seems mainly to me that the questions you proposed as more robust alternatives are looking for something other than whatever this twinkie hypothetical is looking for
I mean yeah, the twinkie hypothetical isn't even related to playing games and has never been asked for a game.
Meanwhile the three questions offered actually ask the players of expectations and boundaries they wouldn't want the GM to cross.
Anonymous No.96466341 [Report] >>96466465
>>96466200
I sometimes ask potential interested players a hypothetical question of what their character would do in a particular situation. Usually after we've already long discussed essentials at the table, like boundaries, rules, scheduling, etc. Like if their character see a robbery in progress, or comes across a beggar, or sees someone drop their wallet, small stuff like that. It's a pretty good icebreaker, and actually does help for me. Some of them know exactly how they want to answer and it means I can focus on making sure the rules are upheld. Some are completely new and they get stuck on whether or not they're "answering right", it tells me they may need a bit more prompting than the other players at the table.

Like, by your own admission, you've never had to vet players before, so don't knock it till you've tried it.
Anonymous No.96466465 [Report] >>96466722
>>96466341
>I sometimes ask potential interested players a hypothetical question of what their character would do in a particular situation. Usually after we've already long discussed essentials at the table, like boundaries, rules, scheduling, etc.
This seems pretty useless for trying to weed out people who spaz out then, because all of those normal questions would weed out said behavior while being far more effective at establishing the type of game you're going to run and players you want.
Anonymous No.96466722 [Report] >>96466901
>>96466465
It's been the opposite in my experience, actually. I've dealt with plenty of guys who happily bother by the book and the rules, especially if they get to minmax and curbstomp shit, But when it comes to making choices not contingent upon the roll of the dice, they start worrying about picking the "wrong choice" or the possibility of messing up and get so anal about it. They'll deliberately shoot at monsters that are already engaged in melee with their friends, then deflect any bad feelings directed at them with "it's your fault for getting in my way". They'll treat npcs like crap, then get angry at me for said npcs being cold to them for "being antagonistic".

Found out that same type of person doesn't take to scenarios where there's no explicit right or wrong answer, even when I tell them it's just an icebreaker and that I'm not going to punish them in the game for it. If I tell them their character comes across a beggar asking for a spare copper and ask what they do, some get pissed and say I should letting them roll for perception to make sure they know if the beggar is on the up and up. Doesn't occur to them to just outright ASK if they could do a roll, since I've played with some guys who are more comfortable leaning on their character strengths mechanically rather than play it out theater style and accommodated them with it. Just immediate anger about their lack of "player agency". Same for if they see someone drop their wallet, they'd grab the contents then immediately backtrack it while demanding to roll to determine if it's a "trap", like if the cops will swarm them for it. Specifically to avoid the "wrong" choice.

I don't have as much patience for that kind of player nowadays, so I just recommend they go to a different table if they get that neurotic about it and insist by the book because they implicitly don't trust me as a DM. Trying to do things optimally or bothering by the book is fine, it's just not how I enjoy running games nowadays.
Anonymous No.96466775 [Report]
I've dealt with many players across many games, and none of the ones who could handle a 1 on 1 talk about gaming were the type to then get filtered by a very simple hypothetical.
All the twinkie question serves to do is to make the GM seem kinda weird.
Anonymous No.96466901 [Report] >>96466957
>>96466722
>It's been the opposite in my experience, actually. I've dealt with plenty of guys who happily bother by the book and the rules
I think you have a reading comprehension issue, nobody mentioned reading the books and rules, this was about talking to players before a game to see if they fit.
Anonymous No.96466957 [Report] >>96467001
>>96466901
In short, I've dealt with people who happily agree to all the rules and conditions of the game, even properly discuss what will/won't work for them, only to get irate or paranoid about a hypothetical scenario I proposed so we both get a feel for how a game would work without going into a full solo session
Anonymous No.96467001 [Report] >>96467062
>>96466957
Can you post your DMG real quick? With a time stamp.
Anonymous No.96467062 [Report] >>96467075
>>96467001
Can't. Gave away my Pathfinder books ages ago, sorry.
Anonymous No.96467075 [Report] >>96467105
>>96467062
Nogames, got it.
Anonymous No.96467105 [Report] >>96467143 >>96467166
>>96467075
I use pdfs on my laptop since I moved to playing make believe games online, but okay.
Anonymous No.96467143 [Report] >>96467151
>>96467105
>no books
no games.
Anonymous No.96467151 [Report]
>>96467143
If you say so, anon
Anonymous No.96467166 [Report] >>96467171
>>96467105
>Playing make believe games online
Wew imagine getting filtered out of every group within driving distance
Anonymous No.96467171 [Report] >>96467196 >>96467207
>>96467166
Covid
Anonymous No.96467196 [Report] >>96467214
>>96467171
Been over for 2 years anon. Guess they just didn't want you back kek
Anonymous No.96467207 [Report] >>96467214
>>96467171
All the groups that splintered under wuflu are back together by this point. If you didn't get back in, you weren't welcome to begin with.
Anonymous No.96467214 [Report] >>96467223
>>96467196
>>96467207
Nah, I just moved out of my parent's basement.
Anonymous No.96467223 [Report] >>96467233
>>96467214
[X]
Anonymous No.96467233 [Report] >>96467244
>>96467223
It was admittedly a bitch to do after they took down the stairs, obviously
Anonymous No.96467244 [Report] >>96467252
>>96467233
Good way to out your self as a samefag, nogames.
Anonymous No.96467252 [Report] >>96467264
>>96467244
Can you post your DMG real quick? With a time stamp.
Anonymous No.96467264 [Report] >>96467266
>>96467252
Can't. Gave away my Pathfinder books ages ago, sorry.
Anonymous No.96467266 [Report] >>96467274
>>96467264
That's a shame.
Anonymous No.96467274 [Report]
>>96467266
Not really because it means I don't have to play pathfinder anymore.
Anonymous No.96467306 [Report]
>>96461472
Yes, I am judging you.
Anonymous No.96467315 [Report]
>>96461218
>>96456739
I'm not sure what it takes to seethe this hard.
Anonymous No.96467356 [Report]
>>96454452
Those aren't equivalent at all. Are you stupid?
Anonymous No.96467436 [Report]
>>96436931
lol
Anonymous No.96471286 [Report]
I win.
Anonymous No.96471873 [Report] >>96474972 >>96479487
>>96436931
This slur goes harder than anything blacks have tried to throw at whites, goddamn
Anonymous No.96474972 [Report]
>>96471873
I mean Rolf is just calling him a Heel...
Anonymous No.96478850 [Report] >>96480404
>>96436931
Is he supposed to be eastern european
Anonymous No.96479487 [Report]
>>96471873
I mean Rolf is just calling him a Heel...
Anonymous No.96480404 [Report] >>96480443 >>96480535
>>96478850
He's just generically foreign because 1) it's less risky than making fun of a specific region and 2) kids wouldn't know the difference anyway, he's just "that weird kid from somewhere else".
Anonymous No.96480443 [Report] >>96480529
>>96480404
I doubt they even though about offensiveness. Rolf was great, if he was mexican mexicans would love him.
Making up your own type of foreigner lets you be as weird as you can go with their traditions.
Anonymous No.96480481 [Report]
>>96437200
keeping in mind that his entire ethnicity is fake, as someone from the balkans i would say that the vaguely closest vibe i get from him is albanian, but not even that is a perfect fit
Anonymous No.96480529 [Report]
>>96480443
>I doubt they even though about offensiveness.
I mean he apparently did, see: >>96437226
Anonymous No.96480535 [Report]
>>96480404
It's worth noting Antonucchi himself is the son of immigrants, so most of Rolf's "weirdness" is more that he's a principled country kid dealing with suburbanites and doesn't suffer idiots well. Dude's otherwise rather clever and hard-working, if otherwise very superstitious
Anonymous No.96484141 [Report] >>96484212
>>96436926 (OP)
Wonder how I was carrying a Jawbreaker in my pocket, because in my setting, a Jawbreaker is a staff used to disable mages by breaking their jaw, thus disabling the verbal component of their spells.
Anonymous No.96484212 [Report]
>>96484141
wow man that's so brutal, next you'll tell me knives are called bloodspillers
Anonymous No.96487426 [Report]
>>96443556
good answer
Anonymous No.96492313 [Report]
>>96436926 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.96492329 [Report] >>96492374
>>96436926 (OP)
I turn to my Seneschal and ask him to educate the young chap.
He draws his bolt pistol and ventilates the lads skull, then retrieves my jawbreaker for me. When the authorities show up I am introduced as His most Gracious Emminence, Rogue Trader Viktor Quartermain.
As the lads body us dragged to the recycle vats I say "Nobody gets the better of Viktor Quartermain"
Anonymous No.96492374 [Report] >>96501495
>>96492329
>I say "Nobody gets the better of Viktor Quartermain"
This line basically guarantees your character will be fucked over and trolled by the villain basically every session, if for no other reason than easy group motivation.
Anonymous No.96497438 [Report]
>>96463949
Does your owner know where you are?
Anonymous No.96501495 [Report]
>>96492374
>This line basically guarantees your character will be fucked over and trolled by the villain basically every session, if for no other reason than easy group motivation.
You say that like it isn't the point.
It's like screaming 'God I love weed and premaritable sex, I'm going to stare at this boobie while blazing a doobie' next to the Camp Crystal Lake sign.
Anonymous No.96504408 [Report]
>>96465031
based paladin answer